#Mischief theatre

[smallbitterman]

“average show has 3 injuries per performance” factoid actually just statistical error. average show has 0 injuries per performance. Cornley Georg, who has 2 actors get knocked unconscious every 10 minutes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[trashpidgeon48]

Imagine you're just a normal person and you decide to take your family to the local theatre to see a show. It's going to be a delightfully fun time for the whole family. But then things just start going wrong, not in the normal way where somebody forgets a line, a sound cue goes off early, or someone forgets when to come in. No. Like the ENTIRE set starts falling apart, one guy can't seem to remember his own lines (he remembers other peoples' lines??? for some reason???), one guy can't enter the stage, one guy keeps cheesing at the audience, and multiple people get knocked out and injured. You're thinking about calling an ambulance or something. But they just keep going. By the time they get to the end you're surprised that they are still alive and actively fear for their safety. You later learn that this is NORMAL??? That they are getting funded because two of their members are nepo babies and they had appeared on the BBC multiple times??? There are people who go and see the shows because of how awful they are??? They are the living embodiment of Murphy's Law??? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???

[princessofwhiteshadows]

[hellorhighrollers]

[chrisbeansprmanager]

[quinnigallagherjones]

movie night with buffy [13/?]

⤷ peter pan goes wrong (2016)

i'm terribly sorry ladies and gentlemen, but we seem to have a slight difficulty here, many of you may have noticed, peter pan took a rather nasty unrehearsed fall there

[iambecomeahamburger]

[not-mary-sue]

You know what's funny? Dennis actually can learn lines, he just can't learn HIS lines. In Peter Pan, he defaults to Chris's line after losing his assistance. In Christmas Carol, he's delivering Scrooge's lines along with Chris without skipping a beat, but can't remember the line 'no' without it being written in front of him. In The Trial, he knows both the lines Vanessa is supposed to say after him, as well as Robert's. If you gave Dennis a script he would probably be able to recite the whole thing apart from his own characters.

[ju-nebugg]

wonder what goes down in those risk assessment meetings

[stars-irises]

More cornley polytechnic drama society text posts (this time not only Robert) because these are ridiculously fun to make

[falldiewakefly]

the fate of Arthur Banks, the owner of all the banks

Alternative caption: the Mischief studio audience says 'one two three four, kill the rich feed the poor'

from Mischief Movie Night In: The Codfather

Bonus:

[personinthepalace]

The Comedy About Spies - Royal Variety Performance 2024

[trashpidgeon48]

I think art is important because it makes me do a little sequel while I'm watching an acting choice on a poor quality bootleg.

[abcwordsurge]

consider

[lovemewednesdays]

Where be my man-penis?!

[chrisbeansprmanager]

cornley drama society & onion headlines