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foamyphilosophy · 5 years ago

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Character Profile: Zim

With a lot of games and shows coming out around things that are both popular and not very well known. I thought it would be fun to do a series around making a profile for notable characters of those series. Starting with everyone's favorite Criminally insane Ego Maniac Zim

Favorite color: Purple

Favorite Animal: Moose (sees them as powerful and intimidating creature)

Hated animal(s): Bees, Dogs, and monkeys

Favorite hobbies: Experimenting on Earth Lifeforms, shooting live chickens into orbit and running cars off the road.

Notable weaknesses: his skin combusts and burns when in contact with water but counteracts it by bathing himself in waterproof glue if he expects to be in contact with water. Seems to burn when in skin contact with processed meat (seems to be unique to him so it's possibly a unique Irken allergy but never explained)

History: Zim's past is a long and bloody one filled with a lot of intentional and unintentional death and suffering. It all started with his birth. Like all Irkens he was born in a test tube in a deep underground lab on his home planet Irk. He was then rushed to a Control Brain computer where his Cybernetic Life support system PAK was downloaded with all Irkens knowledge and Zim gave himself his name. Unsatisfied with the knowledge given he wanted more. Which the Brain could not give and Zim refused to leave. When another Orken newborn arrived Him got furious for being interrupted and tried to shove the child up the chute that they both arrived in. This caused a back up which caused an explosion and created what would infamously be known as the Day of Darkness when all power on the planet went out.

Later as a child in the Learning Facility underground Zim was bored of battle simulations and wanted to leave the facility before he graduated (which was forbidden by Irkens Law) he roped Scoodge an Irken smaller than him and is in only the loosest of term Zim's Friend. Being extremely gullible Scoodge agrees and trips every alarms along the way and Zim abandons Scoodge to get beat up by security robots and as Zim breaks free of the facility he sees Irks surface for the first time and declares to himself that in a society this incredible he will not only serve it loyally the entire empire will know his name. He was then dragged back down.

Later in life Zim worked as a military Scientist working on creating an Infinite Energy generator with assistance for scientists from their alien allies the Vortains. The purpose of It was providing energy to the new flagship for their leader the Tallest Miyuki but Zim got bored and in his free time created and Infinite Energy ABSORBING Monster. When this happened the monster ate energy from the Generator, grew to massive size, rampages around the facility and eats the Tallest before flying away.

Zim eventually manages to become an Elite Soldier along side Irkens Red and Purple. While listening to their newest Tallest Spork. It was at this moment the Monster Zim made in the past returned to Eat Spork before flying away again. At that moment Red and Purple were announced as the new Tallest Irkens being the same size and bigger than everyone else.

After this a trend occurred where Zim would accidentally cause mass devastation to every property own by the Empire. When the Galactic Conquest plan made by Red and Purple known as Operation Impending Doom happened Zim was selected as one of the qualified Invaders to take place in their beginning operations. Zim then got confused about where he was thinking he arrived on an enemy planet and started laying siege to it. Unfortunately the city he was destroying was the Irkens Capital city. He killed hundreds of citizens, destroyed much of the city and blew up every other Invader.

Immediately after that he was put on trial and reassigned as a Frycook and to be placed under the watch of the Irken Frylord Sizz-Lorr who runs the Food court planet of Foodcourtia. He worked on that planet in misery until he learned of a revival of the plan Zim signal handedly ruined now called Operation Impending Doom 2. Zim immediately left and went to the Convention Hall planet of Conventia where the assigning was set up. Arriving at the end he interrupts the Tallest much to everyone's horror and surprise that this walking Disaster is even there when he should be banished. Zim informs them that he "Quit being banished" when he heard the news. Realizing he wouldn't leave them alone until he got what he wanted they sent him on a fake mission to the edge of the known Universe hoping He's get lost and die trying to find a planet that doesn't exist, they even give him a robot assistant made of trashed parts claiming it's an advanced version named GIR. Zim finds a planet that no one has heard of after flying into the unknown for 6 months called Earth and assumes that the place. After finding out Zim managed to live they just pretend that's the planet and hope he stays there and leaves them alone.

Personality: Zim is an egomaniac and psychopath. He is incapable of self reflection and believes everything he does is perfect. He tends to associate himself with people with less respect, or of broken mind like Scoodge or GIR and loves the respect and love they give him and becomes visibly upset if they become discouraged but attempts to brush it off. Although he loves attention and praise he dislikes clingy people and attempted to murder a child who wouldn't leave him alone. He lacks any sort of subtlety but is lucky that he is on Earth where most people are gullible and willing to believe a lie as long as it makes them feel better.

Weapons and abilities: His PAK is his primary weapon as well as his Lifeline. All Irkens are implanted with an Egg Shaped machine to help aid their weakened respiratory system as a result of mass artificial creation of Irkens. It also is the ultimate Swiss Army knife with Spider Legs for increased mobility, a communication device, an organs transplanter and direct line to his base Comupter.

Minnimoose is a super weapon made by Zim created from illegally obtained weapons and parts thanks to his Vortian connection within the Vortian research prison (it helps that a lot of what Zim asks for from prisoner 777 also indirectly screws over the Irken Empire that betrayed the Vortain race to begin with) Zim got so caught up in designing Minnimoose that that he forgot to create an activation switch so it can't even do what it was intended to do although he found other uses for Minni.

Zim has an accelerated ability to heal although he can't heal lost limbs, he can heal perfectly from skin loss or damage as well as nerve damage. He once accidentally melted his eyes from staring at the sun too long. All he needed to do was wait a few hours and the skin on his eyeballs as well as any other damage was fixed.

The Voot Cruiser

Zim's personal ship. It's a standard fighter ship. Small enough to comfortably fit two average Irkens or two twelve year old Humans. It's a quick durable ship that can survive a crash from orbit with minimal damage. It has two plasma cannons on the front and two removable remote lasers for armor penetration on the side. It also has a tractor beam. It can also be remotely called to Zim's location

Notable allies: Vortian Prisoner 777, GIR, Minnimoose, Base Computer, occasionally Scoodge.

Notable enemies: Tak, Dib, Gaz on occasion, Sizz-Lorr, Bees, Santa, Halloweenies, Mall Cops, Alien Conspiracy theorists and scientologists.

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