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i have RETURNED from my eh… diabolical scheming… (NOT trapped in the moose dimension) and i shall ANSWER MORE ASKS from you filthy human stink beasts!!!

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are you dead

unlike ONE ruler of earth, I (zim) am NOT DEAD!

i am ALIVE… very much alive… yes…

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Zhith Zim guy thoundth like he would be an alien.

ZIM is no ALIEN!! perhaps it is YOU who are the alien, WEIRD-TYPING smell-pig!!!

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ATTENTION FILTHY HUMANS!!

my PLANS have made me so BUSY i have been unable to check this filthy website!! so i am now going to be using the feature called “Q” to let you see my posts MORE OFTEN and want to make me your overlord EVEN MORE!!!

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You have been distracted

EHH?? ZIM is never DISTRACTED!!! except when something else is more interesting

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What's your relationship with Gaz? Are you friends? Rivals? Allies? Or do you just avoid her and go about your day?

ehh?? the DIB-SISTER??? she sometimes HELPS me in my CONQUEST of EARTH!!!

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notice me senpai

EHH??? WHO ARE YOU?!?

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Brooo you came back outta nowhere, where you been, kid? I open this app and suddenly you've taken over my dash. What the hell

when i am back, i am BIG!! this “dash” is just one more victory for the IRKEN RACE!!!

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*Steals GIR* This is mine now

you must RETURN GIR immediately!!! or i will DESTROY YOU!!!

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[deranged neighing]

EHH??? how did a HORSE use a COMPUTER??!

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you now have the pathOWOgen, you are now a furry, i have commited sin, now you are the sin

ZIM HAS NO FURRY GERMS!!! i am NOT DISEASED!!!

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The bee is behind you.

EHHH??? WHERE IS THIS BEE?!?!

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Hi! Jim is it..? Someone told me that you were an intergalactic space creature! Is that true? Is that true? Is--

i am not JIM!! i am ZIM!!! a member of the mighty IRKEN RACE— i mean, a NORMAL HUMAN BOY!!!

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AIGHT ZIMBO YOUR GOING TO THE SHADOW REALM

there is no ZIMBO here!!! and ZIM will NOT go to the SHADOW REALM!!!

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WHY ARE U SCWEAMING!!!!!!!?!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! [don't worry i love when zim screams ;>]

I AM NOT SCREAMING!!! I AM MERELY SAYING AAAAAAA

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Did you predict the coronavirus?

ZIM predicted NOTHING!! except the irken VICTORY!!!

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jokes on you, your third in command is still alive

eh?? YOU ARE???