#Minecraft bans

[r0semultiverse]

The huge issue with the recent Minecraft bans is that they’re using YouTube videos (where mods can let you fake your account name and you can change your account name frequently as is). Fuck the recent fifth column people for harassing streamers, but hacked client bans and “video evidence?” Anyone can fake stuff on video. It’s easy to fake a lot of things these days & there are absolutely some toxic Minecraft communities and servers out there who would gladly abuse this new system of “moderation.”

[royalarchivist]

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Tommy: Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do. I believe that every man, woman, and child is INNOCENT!

Niki: Yo Chat! CHAT! WE HAVE RIGHTS!!! WE MADE IT! We made - we f**king made it. Women’s Rights, let’s f**king go, lets f**king go! We made it. We made it! That’s amazing, thank you so much Tommy Innit. [...]

I was the only woman in this recording. And all they did was talk about their fore.skin *tries not to laugh*. I just wanna let that sink in for a second. This is why I am the w- the victim. This is why I am the victim. This right here. [...]

*reading chat* “Guess you didn’t get women’s rights after all” *laughs then puts her face in her hands* Oh my god Chat. *laughs*

[yahiamice]

what did i ever... do to these guys

[sevendeadlyheadcanons]

The Seven Deadly Sins if they played Minecraft

I love minecraft. Imagine this is like a modern AU but they also have all their abilities and stuff still.

-They all have a realm together. Meliodas owns it.

-Ban and Meliodas can’t build for shit and have little dirt houses.

-Elaine, Elizabeth and Diane have a cute girl house that they share (they looked up the design on pinterest) and they let them sleep there in exchange for mining goods and loot

-King builds the most extravagant house ever and Diane eventually moves in with him. He has a dog named Oslow

-Merlin knows how to make all of the potions by heart

-She absolutely stole a villager’s house and sleeps there

-I like to imagine Escanor (daytime) would hype his house up so much and be like “This house is the pinnacle of our village” and it just looks like this

-Gowther builds a humble little home. It’s very beautiful but it’s not very spacious. It’s simply good for what he needs. He got a cat called Nadja.

-Gowther is also CEO of farming crops. King is CEO of farming animals (Ban breeds them and kills them for meat when he’s not looking because King finds it cruel)

-Meliodas also has a parrot named Wandle

-Escanor writes poems in books and quills and leaves them signed as “Author Unknown” and leaves them in an item frame on Merlin’s doorstep. She knows it’s him but doesn’t have the heart to tell him she knows.

-Merlin somehow has every single rare mob in the game in little glass cases.

-Gowther doesn’t need to sleep so he stays up all night mining and everyone will wake up and he’ll be like “Hey guys i’ve got 269 diamonds you want some?”

-Merlin forces Orlandi to take over the computer and strip mine for her while she does her real life work and experiments

-They invited Zeldris and he was like “Minecraft? That’s a game for little babies. Call me when you’re playing Fortnite like real men”

-Meliodas and Ban probably fought the wither while everyone else was offline and they just came onto their game to find their village blown up and a beacon in the middle of the wreckage.

-King dies all the time to the most random shit. Lightning strikes, fall damage, baby zombies. Once he tried to prank Ban back by leading a creeper into his dirt hut but in the process the creeper got struck by lightning and became charged and absolutely demolished King.

-Diane can’t build to save her life but she takes designs off Pinterest and then pretends she came up with them all on her own

-Elaine is a god at building. She decorates their whole village with lanterns and cherry blossom petals

-Elizabeth can somewhat build but often needs inspiration

-Ban has a horse he named “Young Sheldon”

-They have a discord server and King is the mod. He has constant power trips. The only one who has admin privileges is Diane.

-Escanor kills every mob he can and puts their drops in item frames on his wall as “Reminders of the ones who couldn’t pass him”

Idk why i wrote this, I hope you guys are having a lovely day 💙💙💙

[last-hourglass]

AT LONG GODDAMN LAST

CHAPTER 15 ARRIVES AT 15113 WORDS

COME AND GET YOUR MEMORY SPELL TIME LOOP KRANG ASS KICKING HORRORS, EVERYONE

[amiimoomoo]

I swear I’m still alive >A<

I was gonna post art from a while ago but the website I use to corrupt images so ai won’t be able to steal them properly is refusing to cooperate TT_TT so have this red edit while I figure out how to get back into drawing

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Aradia: Eridan is banned from the group minecraft server despite not technically breaking any rules. He built a contraption he called "the oinkbeast suffering machine" and made everyone uncomfortable by watching it for hours at a time.

[sora-the-air-wubbox]

NEW INTRO~

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Why I made new intro? I got sick of the last one lamoa.

*ahem*

HELLO~! I'm Sora/Carneline/Panther! [wiki user; Carneline-x-Panther]

I'm in many many fandoms! I'm mainly on Kirby and CRK but here's a list of the fandoms I'm in!

-Kirby⭐

-CRK✨

-Super Mario♦♥

-GoBB

-Skyrim⚔🛡 [barely]

-BFDI👑[barely]

-Zelda🗡

-Kaiju Paradise💎

-MSM🎵🎤

-Minecraft🦗

-TADC🎪

-Friday Night Funkin'🎤🎶

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That's all I'm in :D! Feel free to ask the characters in these fandoms! :D

PLEASSEE go check out my Kirby AU ask blog! @ask-peaceful-popstar-au

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[pinewae]

sorry to romanticize literally everything but i think the overused dsmp twitch usernames were so cute in retrospect. the impact dsmp had is apparent in many different more obvious ways (can i remind people of those absolutely absurd live viewer stats) but think about how every related chat had hundreds and hundreds of variations of "dsmplover6" "[name]notfound" or any available combination of the server members usernames like, i'm sure at some point a lot of them were satirical, but i know most were genuine. think about how many people made a twitch account just to watch the dream smp and it's members. i kinda adore that

[tadbitsketch]

i think i just need to sit down and voice record my thoughts and feelings on lukas and stella's character arcs because i have so many

[vanderlindepounder]

guy that teleports the rdo lobby into the middle of the ocean + kills you with lightning I Love My Red Dead Redemption OC

blank + credit under cutttttttttt mwah mwah mwah

[sealpup9]

im losing my mine at this natural minecraft formation that i found today while exploring

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

[bonus] WHY WOULD YOU LET HIM ROAM YOU KNOW HES A MENACE /lh

He’s casting Steal Chicken using his Silly Spells! Someone needs to stop him!

[aquaquadrant]

HTP bit instead of sending Bravo back to hels (Thanks a lot Scar) they duct tape him to a wall.

ya know, that’d save them from a lot of trouble coming up in the future, but god at what cost. bravo would be insufferable. and then it’s like, what do we do w this guy. LMAO

i suppose they could’ve gone the steven universe route and tried to get bravo to see the error of his ways, but that probably wouldn’t have worked. they might get more information about hels tek from him but he wouldn’t really be that helpful. in the end they’d prob just be like “… if we let u go can u just like. leave?” and he prob would, but with no guarantee that he won’t cause problems in the future.

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

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Post this flag while you still can

[give-grian-rights]

god even as a not-man i am in so many minecraft marriages and engagements. that being said its like color blindness, minecraft homoerotic and minecraft-exclusive relationships happen more with men . but its everywhere . like lice

source: by fucking god. look at them. look at us. look at us go