#Milo Murphy’s law Incorrect Quotes

[jeena-says-hi]

Elliot: You are going to be reported for trying carry 2 teenagers and a dog on a single motorbike

Melissa: Dammit,

Zack: Wait, only 2?

Mellisa: OH MY GOD MILO FELL OFF

[romanticjunk]

And I'll let you in on another secret

[number-one-shadisper-shipper]

*seeing Knuckles interact with the Chaotix*

Tails: Who are these guys? I thought we knew all of Knuckles's friends.

Sonic: I thought we WERE all of his friends.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Question Answerer: Look at him there, plotting our demise...

Wally: *sitting by Home, staring at an apple in his hands* I sure love apples.

[ladymiraclewings]

Gyomei Himejima: Lightning never strikes twice! Genya Shinazugawa: Zenitsu has been struck twice.  Zenitsu Agatsuma: Both times on my birthday.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Engineer: It's like my pa always says! When life crushes your lemons, stitch the rinds together to make a helmet!

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Karkat, realising their genesis frog has cancer: YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB.

Kanaya: Yeah You Had The Same Job

[im-not-a-l0ser]

*Lipschitz Twins and Partners driving to relatives in Ohio* Trevor: *on the phone* Mom, where are we supposed to be? Mama Lipschitz: Well tell me what you see? Rudolph: All I can see is corn. Mama Lipschitz: Then you're there. Have fun! *hangs up* Max: *jokingly* What's not fun about corn? Richie: No, no... Rudolph: Take it back, Max... Trevor: *glares at him* Really? Max: ...What? Trevor: You throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside of the inside then throw out the inside of the inside. It's STUPID. Max: I wasn't really expecting an answer... Rudolph: Yeah, neither was I when I asked. Richie: He's always been like this about corn, I don't know why!

[thelasthalloween]

Savannah: You don’t see me saying anything about Cavendish and Dakota’s weird little relationship.

Cavendish and Dakota simultaneously, staring at each other: They’re just jealous.

[jeena-says-hi]

Mellisa: I'm gonna open a cat cafe, but I need investors.

Mellisa: Here's the plan. The first floor will have normal cats, but as you go up, each floor will have more and more dangerous cats, and at the top floor is a tiger with a gun taped to it

Zack: Um, what?

Melissa: And Milo is in the room to ensure extra chaos

Zack: WhAt?!

[milomurphysincorrectquotes]

Amanda: Why are you on fire? Milo: This is just how my day is going.

[number-one-shadisper-shipper]

(The Chaotix are in the middle of an interrogation)

Suspect: What do you want?

Charmy: *yanks out cattle prod* We'll ask the questions, scumbag!

Vector: Charmy!!

Charmy: Just give me an excuse, punk!

Vector: Charmy, c'mon!

*Vector and Espio drag Charmy away. Charmy is still yelling threats*

Vector: Charmy, what the heck was that?!?

Charmy: Oh, I thought we were doing "Good Cop, Bad Cop"

Espio: Who were you, "Dangerously Unstable Cop"?!? And why do you have a cattle prod?

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Poppy: You know what they say; "Sticks and stones can damage your vital organs so always wear body armour."

[anime-related]

Lance: Everyone thinks they know me, but I have a wild side. Lance: Once, in class, I didn’t take any notes at all.

[ladymiraclewings]

Pomni: So what do you think of the lemonade? Ragatha: It's um, really bad, Poms... Pomni: Yeah, maybe I should've used lemons

[incorrectmusicaltheatre]

Jack: We found your wife’s scarf. Baker: Is she attached to it?! Cinderella: …If she was we would have given her top billing.