#Mikey becomes a couch potato
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blondie11067 Ā· 4 days ago
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Splints and April are easily my favorite duo. She is definitely his favorite. My man needed a daughter in his life. April is like the in-law he never thought he'd get but there's no way he'll let go now. That is HIS DAUGHTER now!
Cooking, cleaning, self-care, watching novelas. They do it all together.
This is exactly why i take it as canon whenever fics go "Oh yeah, Splinter isn't home because its Friday and he's over at April's." Like, you can be damn sure that my man, has one of the days of the week solely reserved to spend it with April. And it is LAW.
If his sons call him it better be because the world is ending or someone's been kidnapped.
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In the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2003 episode "The Ultimate Ninja" there's a bit where Splinter is in total joy over how good his fur feels because April lent him her brush and shampoo.
We need more of this. We need more of Splinter and April bonding over hair-care.
Splinter: I am a domesticated furry living in the sewers with four hairless teenagers. You cannot understand my pain.
April: (Hands him a bottle of conditioner)
Splinter: You are now my favorite child.
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ilikekidsshows Ā· 2 years ago
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Yes, it's very easy to be accepting in a society with only a dozen people,but the infrastructure is falling apart. This place is dead
"Once they're healed, one of the mutants can man the produce store"
"What produce? There's nothing here"
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He's been stalking them. They're his new tv show
"I am so invested in Donatello. I kin him'
"Oh, please, you'd be a Mikey"
"Hey, I might be a couch potato too, but I don't pretend to know better than other people"
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He's become the King of the mountain
Hm
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novasintheroom Ā· 4 years ago
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Hey its ray-jaykub! I saw that you did requests and i was wondering if i could get head-cannons on the turtles and what they like to do with their respective s/os
OMG I love you!!! Okay I gotta calm down hooo
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Leo
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  Love love loves to carry you over rooftops and sit on high points to look over the city with you. This is one of his ways to calm down and think about things without his brothersā€™ around to stress him out, and having you there some nights, looking at the glitter of the lights ā€“ poetry for his heart
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  Speaking of poetry ā€“ you guys will have contests for who can make the worst poems. Just something to pass off to each other between visits, something you find in your bag or in his bed sheets. Cheesy, unrhythmic, stupid, whatever. You guys have cried laughing before b/c of this. However, every once in a while heā€™ll slap you with a real intimate and loving poem that just makes you melt.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  Youā€™ve started trying to sneak up on him. It doesnā€™t work. He still lets you do it, just so he can turn around and grab you at the last second. Sometimes he throws you on the nearest soft surface, sometimes he gives you a big kiss, sometimes he just starts carrying you around like a sack of potatoes ā€“ depends on his mood honestly. Your determination to spook him is cute.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  Watching or listening to True Crime stuff becomes a quick coupleā€™s hobby for you guys. Usually itā€™s playing in the background as you each do chores or work on some project, but youā€™ll each talk about the case throughout. Youā€™ve hit him more than once for giving away what happened or who killed who. Heā€™s too good at figuring this kind of stuff out!
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  He loves when you sit with him when he meditates. Even if you arenā€™t the meditating type, if you just sit quietly by him or read, he already feels much calmer. If heā€™s practicing balancing moves, heā€™ll sometimes grab you to hoist you up in the air, ā€œto practice strengthā€ at the same time. Youā€™ve learned itā€™s a very bad idea to squirm when heā€™s got you planking above his head; he will start tickling you if you donā€™t keep still.
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Raph
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  Once he gets a good enough disguise, he loves to ride around on his newly built motorcycle with you on the city streets. Itā€™s fun to zip through cars and people and drive out to the sparser points of the city to watch ships come in and out of the bay or go to a park outside the city to watch the lights as they all turn on at dusk.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  Loooovvess having movie nights with you. Seriously asks for it every week. You two get comfy on the couch with like 3 blankets thrown over your laps and watch something like Jurassic Park or Mad Max and gorge on buttery popcorn and chocolate. Sometimes youā€™ll slip in a chick flick like Pride and Prejudice. He acts like he doesnā€™t like it, but youā€™ve caught a goofy, happy smile on him more than once at the end of the movie, and then he starts lifting your hand like Mr. Darcy and adopting more ā€œromanticā€ actions and itā€™s just *chefā€™s kiss*
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  You guys will spar together. Itā€™s kinda required once you date him; he wants you to be able to kick butt if he canā€™t get to you fast enough. But these sessions usually end up with you and him wrestling/tickling each other and him holding you down with a foot while he lifts weights. Get comfy princess, he ainā€™t moving that foot ā€˜til he get 100 reps.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  He has a really good eye for fashion and makeup. Heā€™s actually the one that sews together all of his familyā€™s clothes, as much as possible with the scraps they find around. Itā€™s calming to make something instead of the stigma he has of destroying stuff. Heā€™s the first person you SnapChat with an outfit just to make sure it looks good, and he sends back honest feedback, like ā€œwhy do you still have that scarf, you know it doesnā€™t match anything in your closet,ā€ or ļæ½ļæ½try the red sweater with that long gold necklace you have.ā€ Everyone compliments your outfits so much because of his input
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  Likes to go swimming with you. Thereā€™s a few clear, clean pools in the sewers (Donnie approved) where you guys go just to have a good swim. Thereā€™s usually some candles lit and music playing. More often than not, youā€™ll end up laying on his chest while he floats on the surface and just enjoy each otherā€™s company. At least until he gets the idea to dunk you.
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Donnie
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  Sneaking into the rafters of Broadway is a regular event for you guys. He manages to disable any security they have up around your ā€œspot,ā€ and you get a free show with your favorite person. Heā€™ll be quoting his favorite lines for days after, all the while talking about the next show to see. Heā€™d so be a theater kid if he had the chance.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  One of the main things that got you guys together in the first place was you helping him put together tech heā€™s working on. It still continues now, since you have a steady hand and a willing ear to listen to his theories and ideas. Youā€™ve even inspired him a few times with your comments! Itā€™s a casual bonding activity for you both, and he values your thoughts.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  Spontaneous dances are a must. Sometimes heā€™ll grab you and dance around the room ā€“ especially if an experiment of his goes well ā€“ sometimes itā€™ll be goofy dances to see how badly you two can embarrass anyone looking, and other times, you guys will just slow dance before you leave, just as a way to be close before having to part.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  You guys form your own little potted plant collection in the lair. Itā€™s both a hobby, and a way for you to check on how heā€™s doing. If heā€™s doing well, the plants are watered and taken care of. If heā€™s getting sucked into things and forgetting to care for himself, the plants suffer. He tries to get an auto-watering system for them, but you shut that down quick. Itā€™s good to do some things yourself rather than rely on technology!
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  Cupcake Saturdays are a thing. Heā€™ll take you to a bakery, where youā€™ll go in and get a box of cupcakes (extra frosting). You guys will then just chow down on them on the rooftop, often with him licking a lot of the frosting off the cupcakes before eating the actual ā€œcakeā€ part.
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Mikey
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  Such a fan of trying every new restaurant you can find in NYC. Itā€™s become a date-night tradition every Thursday to either order or pick up some hole-in-the-wall placeā€™s food, meet up somewhere, and Gordon Ramsay the crap out of the food. He does a mean Ramsay impression, and youā€™ve snorted more than one ramen noodle out of your nose from laughing so hard.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  If you arenā€™t a fan of video games, you will be once you date this guy. Itā€™s not even just watching or playing video games with him, heā€™s just funny when he plays! Heā€™ll make the most stupid comments about something going on in the storyline, or mess around, even glitch out a game. Heā€™s managed to get out of the maps of Among Us more than once. Youā€™re convinced if he started his own YouTube gaming channel, heā€™d be a quick star.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  Game nights are a must for you guys. It usually turns into a family game night with you, the turtles, Splinter, April and Casey, which Mikey just adores because he gets to see everyone he loves having fun. You two will usually team up against the others, or turn on each other to stab the other in the back. Uno and Cover Your Assets have made you guys question your loyalty to each other more than once. That Uno Reverse card, manā€¦
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  Arts and crafts are his favorite. Anytime a holiday is coming up, Mikey gets hyped ā€˜cause he knows you guys are gonna start making decorations for it. You guys will usually make decorations for each other. Mikey loves this, just because he feels like a normal person by having actual Halloween decorations around the lair instead of stuff he and his bros scraped together off the streets.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  Loves to stargaze with you in the summer time. Heā€™ll convince Donnie to let him drive the truck out of the city to the countryside of New York, bring you with him, and set up on the roof of the truck in the middle of a field (that he totally didnā€™t crash through a wood fence to get to). Fireflies will fly over your faces, and heā€™ll joke that theyā€™re shooting stars and make a thousand and one wishes on each of them. He wonā€™t tell you that all of those wishes are for you and him to be together forever, but itā€™s not hard to guess with how mushy he gets after each one.
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all-that-tmnt-jazz Ā· 4 years ago
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Could I get a match-up please? I love your content so much! I'm in my 20s, virgo, 5' tall, and a natural red head, freckles and all. I work in the anatomic pathology department of a hospital which is just a fancy way of saying I do autopsies. I take my work very seriously and am currently studying for my master's degree in healthcare management. I'm extremely 'Type A' and most people think I'm cold and unemotional, but with my close friends I'm very sociable and talkative. I love making the people I love laugh! I collect ethically sourced animal skeletons and insects preserved in glass, which some people find odd. I need glasses and have a different cute pair for almost every day of the week. I write original fiction stories in my free time and am almost constantly listening to music of all different genres. I enjoy yoga and strength training but I don't do them every single day because some days after my 12 hour shifts I just want to be a couch potato and read a sci-fi or fantasy novel. I was also a freelance make-up artist before lockdown and I miss it desperately. I have a cat that I treat like a son because he is my whole world. Hope that was enough but not too much, lol.
Yes, you have a match up! Thanks for the love šŸ’ššŸ’™ā¤ļøšŸ’œšŸ§”
Warnings: None.
Incarnation: Bayverse
Extra Info: I could see you being friends with Leo
I match you withā€¦
Donnie!
He loves how Smolā„¢ you are compared to him
He loves looking at your freckles
(he enjoys counting them, so he will often be caught staring at you)
He loves seeing what pair of glasses you come to the Lair wearing, too, and always compliments your choice
He finds your job interesting and always asks about your day
That being said, heā€™s got your back when studying health care
(heā€™s had to do a lot of that while being raised with his brothers)
Honestly, he saw right through your ā€œcold and unemotionalā€ phase upon meeting you
And he made it his mission to become close to you, just so he could see your sociable and talkative side
Just like how you love making him laugh so hard he snorts, he loves doing the same thing
He obsesses over your skeleton and bug collections.
He loves it instead of finding it odd
He just loves watching you while you write- not to sound creepy
You often play music, and he sometimes catches you mouthing the lyrics while writing
He loves when he reads your work and finds characters that are basically him with some minor changes
(he finds it very sweet that you think about him often enough where he ends up in your writing)
He isnā€™t the biggest fan of sci-fi but is always attached to your take on it- mostly because itā€™s by you
When you do yoga or strength training, he often does them with you- it helps clear up his mind more effectively than meditating
But on days you donā€™t, he knows you can get a bit stressed, so he draws you a bath before bed so you can relax that way
He lets you put make-up on him because he knows you miss it
He also talks Vern, April, and Casey into doing it as well.
When Mikey hears of this, he just volunteers
Your cat? Yeah, no longer yours. Donnieā€™s cat now.
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missbeautyandherbeast Ā· 5 years ago
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Thank you for your reply! Could I get a match up and one shot ( with the one who would match me up with :p ) please? INFP, curly short hair+ dyed ombrĆ©+ freckles+rosy checks, hufflepuff, Iā€™m shy at first meet but friendly, Loud w friends, I a bit nerdy, like memes, books, animated movies, painting, animals n artist stuff. I donā€™t usually know how to express my feelings but Iā€™m very honest in my expressions?I canā€™t really hide what Iā€™m feeling ( my friends says i make the funniest faces,) (1/2)+
*checks inbox* oh. this... this exists, my bad. Sorry this is late sweetieĀ 
(the second part of the ask:)(2/2) funny but also very naive, soft cinnamon kid of friend, affectionate but I hide my love side out of fear for being rejected, Iā€™m very good with kids ( like totally a kid at heart and makes friendship with them so easily ) I get flustered SO easily ( itā€™s a pain. In the ass bfbgjdksks) got anxiety, but I love hanging out with friends, Iā€™m also always down to comfort friends and listen and give advice if they need to, mainly extremely supportive and kind. hope thatā€™s enough, thank you!
And I totally pair you with Mikey!
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He compliments your personality very well
Heā€™s always there when you need a shoulder to cry on when being everything becomes too much
of course, that includes Disney marathons and sending each other memes though youā€™re sitting right next to each other
He has the same fear that you do: he doesnā€™t want to show that he loves you because heā€™s never done anything like this before
But youā€™re the one to outright tell him
He stares blankly at you and youā€™re afraid that you messed up
Until he starts to laugh then cry because he loves you too
Youā€™re always there when he needs someone because his brothers are being dicks mean
Heā€™s mesmerized in your art
you try out spray painting because itā€™s something that you could probably do together
Youā€™re both awful at it on your own, but together you get pretty damn good
he lifts you on his shoulders so that you can paint higher
The brothers adore you (well, Raph doesnā€™t make fun of you, so... ya know)
Theyā€™re glad that Mikey has someone who understands him
They get more of an insight to who he is by watching you with him
It leaves them all smiling at the end of the day
You show him Harry Potter and itā€™s all over
Say goodbye to the next four months of your life
As soon as the brothers get involved it turns into a whole thing
that includes cosplay
When Mikey comes home hurt, youā€™re always there, to patch him up
You learn things from Donnie so that you can eventually do it on your own
Mikey feels bad every time but you tell him not to worry
You want to help him
So many cuddles. Anywhere. The couch, at the table, standing, walking, sleeping, relaxing
Heā€™s always touching you and holding you close
He doesnā€™t want to let go and lose you after all
I hope you like it! Of course, you donā€™t have to take my word for it, if you donā€™t agree, well I am a potato with an internet connection so what do I really know?Ā 
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thecomicsnexus Ā· 5 years ago
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Turtle Dreams
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TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES #41 NOVEMBER 1991 BY MATT HOWARTH
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SYNOPSIS (FROM TURTLEPEDIA)
The issue opens with Leonardo dreaming of being a teenager in a high school populated by other mutant turtles. Leo is a popular athletic kid, but he's not doing so well in class because he finds math boring. As Leo drifts off into a daydream about surfing, the teacher rudely interrupts his fantasy and demands to know the answer to a difficult problem on the blackboard. Leonardo decides that he doesn't have to put up with this sort of thing, as it's his dream and he can do what he wants.
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The teacher then morphs into a gigantic lobster-like monster and attacks Leo. After a short skirmish, Leonardo vanquishes his foe and returns to his seat, happy and consoled that the substitute teacher will be much easier to deal with... but as it turns out, the substitute is a Tyrannosaurus.
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Raph has fallen asleep reading "Those Annoying Post Brothers" comic books (the series that guest artist Matt Howarth was doing at the time that this issue was published). Raphael's dream takes him to a world populated by dozens of various alien life forms. Raph quickly spots the annoying Post Brothers and is star struck, as they're his favorite villains. Raph then tells the infamous duo that he plans to punish them for all of their misdeeds and a fight breaks out... and continues... and goes on... and on... and on...
On the last panel we see a smiling Raphael, content in his battle frenzied dream.
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Donatello is sleeping on the couch after eating an entire bag of chocolate-chip cheese cookies. In Don's nightmare, the Feds have captured the TMNT and subjected them to all kinds of nefarious tests and tortures. As the Turtles endure their treatment, the top secret government file regarding them is stolen and sold to a Hollywood producer, who decides to exploit the TMNT for his own commercial gain via a cartoon and toys.
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The cartoon and toys became a huge hit, but the Turtles, still captives of the government, knew nothing of the events. Eventually the Green Team is set free when the branch investigating them is shut down due to lack of funding. Thus the guys are able to return to their lair and fight crime like they once did. However, now that the success of the cartoon and toys has made them celebrities, they're constantly surrounded by adoring fans and can no longer battle evil. Don seeks Splinter's advice, but the sage old rat has no answers... thus the TMNT become prisoners of their own fame and lay around watching TV all day, getting lazy and fat.
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Donatello wakes up screaming, "Teenage Couch Potato Turtles! What a scary dream!"
Master Splinter is meditating and allows himself to dream of visiting an expensive restaurant. The Sensei is sharing a table with celebrities Akira Kagemusha, Albert Einstein and Alfred Hitchcock, discussing existential philosophy.
Mike has fallen asleep listening to his Walkman and dreams of being a Rock 'n' Roll star. During his concert, he is attacked by Dr. Vox and his cronies, who hate Rock music and want to see it abolished. Mikey battles them to no avail, but he's saved when his fans race to the voting booths to silence the protests of the censorship minded Dr. Vox.
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REVIEW
The one thing this story got right, was the teenage nature of the turtles. All their dreams make sense for their personality, although some of them make more sense than others.
I feel like Leo and Raph have the most accurate dreams for their personalities. Mikeā€™s dream, is right by the process of elimination (Raph is a loner and wouldnā€™t have a rock band, unless youā€™ve seen the TurtlesĀ ā€œcoming out of their shellsā€ like me).
Still, I think the topics are ok for these characters, and as usual, the guest artist gets to promote his own material (Those Annoying Post Bros).
I give the issue a score of 7.
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cloudycasey Ā· 7 years ago
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My Review On Rise Of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2018 Reboot - The First Episode
Before I get started on anything, I would like to say I loved TMNT 2012, and when I saw this back when it was first announced I was immediately like ā€œnope fuck thatā€. But after some people helped point out to me the potential that can come out of this new show I told myself I would try to watch the new one and see what it can be. So the following is my full review written in a pros and cons format, to keep things simple and to give each side a fair chance.
WARNING: SPOILERS!
PROS
-Raph has kept his love of animals from the TMNT 2012, which I really appreciateĀ 
-Mikey and April are actually really useful in this series, unlike TMNT 2012 when they were shown as fairly clumsy fools that werenā€™t really useful for the team other than a few episodes
-The mutagen is actually in mosquito bugs, which is something Iā€™ve never seen before in the TMNT universe and itā€™s actually pretty interesting
-The voice acting is strangely bad but in a good way, like theyā€™re constantly being sarcastic but itā€™s a good kind of sarcastic
-The animation was pretty damn good not gonna lie, it actually gives me a lot of nostalgia because of the classic flash animation look
-I really like how they have strange new mutant weapons now, except for Donnie because heā€™s the one that actually already has a technology advanced weapon
CONS
- I feel like all of the good character traits were given to Raph. Heā€™s the one that plans everything out, is nervous and can crack under pressure, and is the leader. Meanwhile Donnie is the one that has all of the weird cool technology, Mikey is just strangely useful for the plot at times, and Leo is basically the new Mikey with the jokes and is basically the comedic reliefĀ 
-I think the Shredder is now strangely trying to get the turtles to work for him and isnā€™t actually called Shredder anymore??? Like what??? And heā€™s the one that controls and makes the mutagen now???? Like what???
-Iā€™m kind of split on the jokes. Like honestly they feel kinda Tumblr worthy in some parts but other parts feel strange and forced
-Donnie and Leo seems to have really downgraded from their character potiental due to Mikey and Raph and April stepping up
-Splinter is a couch potato grandpa now like what the fuck
-The turtles donā€™t even know theyā€™re mutants. You know, the giant walking teenage mutant ninja turtles. They donā€™t even realized they were mutated. Yeah that makes sense.
-In TMNT 2012 you get to see how they meet April and slowly develop and adapt up in New York. Here they just kind of launch right in and say that April is a long time friend and such and thatā€™s a shame because I would have loved to see how they all met and such
-MY OVERALL REVIEW AND THOUGHTS-
Iā€™m still kinda annoyed that Leo and Donnie have just mainly become ā€˜the sarcastic funny onesā€™ while Mikey and Raph and April actually have some sense. One big thing is that all four of the turtles each had special character traits, but here theyā€™re all mixed up and kind of hard to tell which one is supposed to be which other than the different character designs themselves. One big thing I noticed that people have always hated about the turtles is that theyā€™re all too similar and you can only tell them apart by their weapons, however they all had nice and relatable different character traits, which helped tell them apart by writing and how they talked. But here itā€™s pretty much the opposite, and I donā€™t really like that at all. Theyā€™re all pretty much the same person character wise, except Raph who has become strangely superior.Ā 
However I will say that the animation is still very good and it has some strangely creative new and fresh ideas for the TMNT universe, which I can still love and appreciate.Ā 
So really thereā€™s a lot of pros and cons to this series, and I donā€™t know which out weighs which tbh...so will I watch this series in the future? I donā€™t think Iā€™m willing to watch each every single new episode when it comes out, however if people start getting hyped up about something in the series in the future and tell me itā€™s actually really good now or something, then Iā€™d be willing to watch it in the future. For now, Iā€™d say the first episode is worth watching just so you can judge if you like it yourself but overall not worth seeing the whole series.
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dontshootmespence Ā· 8 years ago
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Becoming Real: Family Get-Together
In this installment, Diana and Michael host Christmas together for both of their families, meaning Spencer, Luke, JJ and Will spend the holidays together. Henry and Alaina come too! Also, Iā€™ve been writing this series for so long that I need this to happen in the show, like I know it wonā€™t, but I want it. @coveofmemories @the-slytherin-ice-queen @cosmicjennifer @mxolh @ultrarebelheart @remember-me-forever-silent-angel @tinyplanet-explorers @burnbrightdoll
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Spencer and Luke couldnā€™t help themselves, watching Diana and Michael in their kitchen. It was them, but 20 years earlier. Diana was Luke, taking charge in the kitchen and knowing exactly what she was doing, and Michael was Spencer, being pointed in the right direction and only being given the easiest of recipes for fear heā€™d fuck it up.Ā ā€œMichael, you do the salad, Iā€™ve got this.ā€ She placed all of the necessary ingredients in front of him, making it very easy for him to put together.
ā€œDi, Iā€™m sure I can handle something else,ā€ he said exasperatedly, flipping off his Uncle as Spencer laughed uncontrollably.Ā ā€œWhat are you laughing at?ā€ he chuckled.
Spencer couldnā€™t stop snorting, so Luke had to answer for him.Ā ā€œHeā€™s laughing because this is exactly what we do in the kitchen. Diana is me and you are him. Itā€™s uncanny.ā€
ā€œYea, Daddy was always hopeless in the kitchen,ā€ Diana laughed. Spencer gave a nod. It was one of the few things he could admit to not being good at.Ā ā€œAnd Michael, do you remember the last time I asked you to help me with mashed potatoes?ā€
Michaelā€™s face fell.Ā ā€œYea...ā€
ā€œWhat happened?ā€
ā€œIt turned into one giant lump of potato because I didnā€™t add enough water or milk, or whatever the fuck youā€™re supposed to use!ā€ he yelled. When Spencer burst into another laughing fit, Michael grabbed the nearest soft object, which happened to be a pillow and threw it at Spencerā€™s head.Ā 
Over the next hour, Michael fixed the salad, Diana made the mashed potatoes for fear of having one giant lump again, Michael did the vegetables and Diana prepared prime rib. Then they had little extras here and there, but they were all fairly simple to put together, so once everything was done, she got changed into a nicer outfit and the four of them awaited the rest of Michaelā€™s family. Considering the two youngest knew they were in it for the long haul, they asked if their families would do Christmas together, and honestly, after being friends for so long, Spencer and JJ wondered how it hadnā€™t happened earlier.
JJ, Will, Henry and Alaina, who were getting married in less than six weeks, would be coming. Theyā€™d exchanged gifts and then later, Henry and Alaina would go for dessert at her familyā€™s house.
Knock. Knock. Knock.
Spencer went and opened the door, giving JJ and Will giant hugs before doing the same to Henry and his fiancee.Ā ā€œSo, Di?ā€ Henry asked.Ā ā€œDid Michael manage to fuck up the mashed potatoes again?ā€
ā€œYou told Henry about the mashed potatoes?!ā€ Michael cried out.Ā ā€œCome on!ā€ JJ and Will brought their hands up to their faces to stifle the laughs. Neither of her boys were great cooks, but JJ knew Michael was worse than Henry in that regard.
She pointed back toward Will.Ā ā€œYou get your cooking skills from him.ā€
ā€œHenry, no is the answer to your question,ā€ Diana laughed.Ā ā€œI handled the mashed potatoes and the prime rib, he did vegetables and salad. Thatā€™s all I could trust him with.ā€ When he started to pout, she leaned into him and kissed him not he cheek.Ā ā€œLove you.ā€
After dinner, JJ nearly collapsed into Willā€™s shoulder.Ā ā€œIā€™ll be right back,ā€ she said, taking her bag. Upon her return, Diana cackled.
ā€œYou brought stretchy pants?ā€
JJ nodded.Ā ā€œI need to be comfortable.ā€Ā 
ā€œI think Iā€™m gonna copy that,ā€ she laughed, running into her room to put on pajamas.Ā ā€œAlaina I have pajamas you can wear?ā€
ā€œReally!?ā€ Henry was almost knocked out of the chair with how quickly she ran inside for pajamas. Michael hadnā€™t even bothered getting dressed, so he was already comfortable when they were all ready to exchange presents.
Since each family had exchanged with each other that morning, it was all about exchanging with the other. Diana got Henry and Alaina a collage of pictures from their engagement put onto canvas with their wedding date on it. Alaina cried.Ā ā€œHey Mikey,ā€ Henry said, pointing to Diana.Ā ā€œDonā€™t fuck this up.ā€
ā€œThanks, Henry,ā€ he laughed. Then Luke, Spencer and Diana had chipped in for this amazing leather jacket that JJ would love, and for Will, they got a bottle of his favorite Southern whiskey.Ā 
ā€œHere you go,ā€ Alaina said, handing over a small package that she and Henry had bought together.
As she opened it, the tissue paper falling to the sides, a rose gold bracelet emerged. It looked almost like a chain with a plate where she could eventually engrave whatever she wanted.Ā ā€œOh my god, this is beautiful.ā€ She gave both of them a hug and then went back to sit in Michaelā€™s lap as she opened the gift from his parents. It was on the bigger side and flat, and when she looked at Michael, he didnā€™t even know what it was.Ā 
ā€œItā€™s actually for all three of you,ā€ Will said.Ā ā€œWe werenā€™t sure what youā€™d like because letā€™s face it we donā€™t really need anything, but we thought this would be nice.ā€
When Diana finally peeled the wrapping paper back, she saw a beautifully etched drawing of Roxy, sitting on her favorite pillow. It was a picture Diana had taken years ago, and someone drew it. Luke got all choked up, barely getting out a thank you.Ā ā€œItā€™s amazing,ā€ Diana sobbed.Ā ā€œItā€™s gonna go right up there.ā€ There was an archway that never had anything hanging in it because they could never figure out what to put there, but this would be perfect.Ā 
After JJ gave Reid an extra little something, a crazy tie to add to his collection, Diana insisted it was movie time.Ā ā€œI vote Elf!ā€ Michael said. He was quickly seconded by Alaina and Henry, who wouldnā€™t be able to stay for the whole thing anyway, and JJ, Will, Spencer and Luke couldnā€™t care less. All they wanted was for everyone to have a nice night.Ā 
Diana put on the movie and the resumed her place in Michaelā€™s lap, only getting up once more to say goodbye and thank you to Henry and Alaina.Ā ā€œThank you so much. Merry Christmas.ā€
ā€œMerry Christmas.ā€
After they left, Diana turned to see that JJ and Will had already fallen asleep on the couch, and her dads werenā€™t far behind in the armchair theyā€™d been sharing. Nothing couldā€™ve been better on a Christmas night than falling asleep to a classic Christmas movie with the people she loved. Thank god they still had weeks of vacation left, because she never wanted to move from this moment.
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