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A 2022 Red Rocks performance of the Tedeschi Trucks Band’s “Midnight in Harlem”. ______________________ Midnight in Harlem Songwriters: Mike Mattison and Derek Trucks

Well, I came to the city I was running from the past My heart was bleeding And it hurt my bones to laugh Stayed in the city No exception to the rules, to the rule He was born to love me I was raised to be his fool, oh, his fool

(Walk that line) Walk that line (Torn apart) Torn apart Gotta spend your whole life trying (Ride that train) Ride that train (Free your heart) And free your heart It's midnight up in Harlem

I went down to the river And I took a look around There were old man's shoes There were needles on the ground No more mysteries, baby No more secrets, no more clues The stars are out there You can almost see the moon

The streets are windy And the subway's closing down Gonna carry this dream To the other side of town

(Walk that line) Walk that line (Torn apart) Torn apart Gotta spend your whole life trying (Ride that train) Ride that train (Free your heart) And free your heart It's midnight up in Harlem

[krispyweiss]

Song Review(s): Tedeschi Trucks Band - “Woman to Woman,” “It Hurt So Bad” and “Playing with My Emotions” (Live, July 2, 2023)

Susan Tedeschi waited in the wings as the other 11 members of Tedeschi Trucks Band performed “Woman to Woman.”

The Joe Cocker number that opened TTB’s July 2 set at the Peach Music Festival was little more than a vamp and an opportunity for keyboardist Gabe Dixon and the three-voice choir of Mike Mattison, Mark Rivers and Alecia Chakour to get some lead-vocal time.

The real show began when Tedeschi came out and, after wrapping the opener, lit into “It Hurt So Bad.” This was the blueswoman of shredded vocal cords and bended strings. Her husband, guitarist Derek Trucks, stuck to rhythm as Tedeschi rested her voice between verses by working her fingers to the calluses with a scorching run of leads.

A thunderbolt of musical energy doesn’t come close to describing her presence on this one, culled from the Peach’s livestream sampler of Tedeschi Trucks’ set.

Tedeschi subsequently dueled with Trucks on “Playing with My Emotions,” a fine performance of a subpar composition.

Grade card: Tedeschi Trucks Band - “Woman to Woman,” “It Hurt So Bad” and “Playing with My Emotions” (Live - 7/2/23) - C+/A+/C-

7/10/23

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14th annual joe iconis christmas extravaganza cast as of nov 15, per the 54 below website (joe, john, jen involvement ofc)

Sara Al-Bazali

Josh Alvarez

Nick Brogan

Liz Lark Brown

Sarah Cetrulo

Harrison Chad

Aidan Cole

Bill Coyne

Laura Dadap

Katrina Rose Dideriksen (7pm shows only)

John El-Jor

Vince Fazzolari

Danielle Gimbal

Morgan Siobhan Green

Annie Golden

Molly Hager (Fri and Sat at 7pm only)

Lorinda Lisitza

Ian Kagey

Amirah Joy Lomax

Noi Maeshige

Lauren Marcus

Julia Mattison (Sat shows only)

Kelly McIntyre (no Fri at 7pm)

Eric William Morris (11pm shows only)

Jeremy Morse (7pm shows only)

Krysta Rodriguez (Fri at 11pm only)

Rob Rokicki

Will Roland

Mike Rosengarten

Jackie Sanders

MiMi Scardulla (Sun shows only)

Brooke Shapiro

Owen Smith

Philip Jackson Smith

Brent Stranathan

Tatiana Wechsler (no Sat at 7pm)

Jared Weiss

Jason SweetTooth Williams

[darkmaga-returns]

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NFL Week 1 Recap

Detroit Lions vs. Kansas City Chiefs

In my last blog post about this game, I mentioned that tight end Travis Kelce was unavailable due to a hyperextended knee. This hyperextended knee turned out to be a bone bruise.

Anyway, this was a game that got away from the Chiefs in the second half of the match. After only being able to score two field goals, the Lions came back from 20-7 to 21-20 with two touchdowns plus the extra points via field goals.

Let’s see how the Chiefs can come back from this one when they face the Jacksonville Jaguars on Sunday, September 17 at 1 PM EST to kick off Week 2.

Minnesota Vikings vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

The new quarterback for the Buccaneers, Baker Mayfield, was looking to establish himself as a force to be reckoned with on his third team in one year.

In the first quarter of this game, multiple punts were made by both the Vikings and Buccaneers with Kirk Cousins (Vikings quarterback) fumbling the football twice.

It was a 36-yard field goal by kicker Chase McLaughlin that put the Buccaneers on the board by 3-0.

In the second quarter, the Vikings scored a touchdown via Cousins’ pass to wide receiver Jordan Addison and a field goal for the extra point. It was 7-3 Vikings.

The Vikings tacked on more points via a field goal by kicker Greg Joseph and they now led by 10-3.

The Buccaneers returned the favor with a touchdown of their own. Mayfield threw to wide receiver Mike Evans in the end zone for a complete play. The score was tied 10-10 after the extra point was good.

The second quarter and first half of the game ended with Cousins being intercepted by Buccaneers’ rookie defensive back Christian Izien.

In the third quarter, Mayfield threw to rookie wide receiver Trey Palmer for a touchdown and took the lead by the score of 17-10 with the extra point.

In the fourth quarter, the Vikings tied things up at 17-17 with Cousins completing a touchdown pass to running back Alexander Mattison plus the extra point field goal.

After a couple of punts on both sides, McLaughlin kicked another three-point field goal to secure a win for the Buccaneers at 20-17.

New York Giants vs. Dallas Cowboys

The Cowboys – America’s favorite team – went up against the Giants at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ aka the Meadowlands on a misty Sunday night.

In this game, all of the scoring was done by the Cowboys. In the first quarter, when the Giants' Graham Gano attempted to score a three-point field goal, the ball was blocked by the Cowboys' defensive line.

It was then specifically recovered by the Cowboys cornerback Noah Igbinoghene and he ran it into the end zone for a touchdown. It was 6-0 Cowboys from the get-go.

Later in that quarter, Cowboys kicker Brandon Aubrey made a 21-yard field goal, giving the Cowboys a further lead at 9-0.

Before the first quarter ended, Giants quarterback Daniel Jones threw a pass intercepted by Cowboys cornerback DaRon Bland, who ran it into the end zone for a touchdown.

With the extra point being fair, the Cowboys extended their lead to 16-0.

In the second quarter, Aubrey scored another field goal for the Cowboys, making it 19-0 Dallas. After the Cowboys punted the ball back to the Giants, Jones managed to throw another interception to the Cowboys.

This caused the Cowboys to score a touchdown via running back Tony Pollard after quarterback Dak Prescott set up the drive. With the extra point being good, The Cowboys led 26-0.

After the Giants missed a field goal via Gano and the Cowboys returned the ball back to the Giants via punter Bryan Anger, the second quarter and first half of the game ended.

In the third quarter and second half of the game, Pollard ran another touchdown into the end zone for the Cowboys. With Aubrey securing the extra point, the Cowboys now led by 33-0.

Fast forward to the fourth quarter, K. Turpin ran a play into the end zone for another Cowboys touchdown. Once again, Aubrey’s extra-point kick was good and the Cowboys took a 40-0 lead.

This game was a complete joke for the Giants. With a Jones fumble and turnovers on downs by both teams, the fourth quarter and game would end at 40-0 Cowboys.

The Giants offensive line gave Jones no protection whatsoever against the Cowboys defensive line with Jones being sacked seven times in this game.

As for the Giants' defense, it simply wasn’t there with the Cowboys' offense scoring 40 points against them. 

At one point during this horrendous game, Brian Daboll (Giants head coach) looked like he was going to cry. 

I’d cry, too, if my team performed horribly regardless of the assistance – or lack thereof – by the offensive and defensive coordinators/coaches.

Scores from Around the League

The Atlanta Falcons beat the Carolina Panthers 24-10.

The Baltimore Ravens beat the Houston Texans 25-9.

The Cleveland Browns beat the Cincinnati Bengals 24-3.

The Jacksonville Jaguars beat the Indianapolis Colts 31-21.

The New Orleans Saints beat the Tennessee Titans 16-15.

The San Francisco 49ers beat the Pittsburgh Steelers 30-7.

The Washington Commanders beat the Arizona Cardinals 20-16.

The Green Bay Packers beat the Chicago Bears 38-20.

The Las Vegas Raiders beat the Denver Broncos 17-16.

The Miami Dolphins beat the Los Angeles Chargers 36-34.

The Philadelphia Eagles beat the New England Patriots 25-20.

The Los Angeles Rams beat the Seattle Seahawks 30-13.

The New York Jets beat the Buffalo Bills 22-16.

[chaunceyandchumleysdad]

Tedeschi Trucks Band @ Chicago Theater January 26, 2019

For the third year in a row, my wife and I attended the Tedeschi Trucks Band show at the Chicago Theatre. This was the fourth time I have seen this band as I also saw them in Rochester, NY in 2011. Their fourth annual “residency” at the Chicago Theater has expanded into four shows over two weekends. We attended the last of the shows, January 26 on a beautiful cold snowy night in the city. I love seeing this band every year. They are so incredible live. They played a two-set show. There were so many of my favorite songs in the first set that I felt like I would have been happy if that was their entire show. The second set they played the song of my dreams when they played a cover of The Allman Brothers Band song Dreams. It was just riveting, and the haunting melody and guitar sent chills down my spine. The set list in noted below. They also did short promo show with WXRT with songs and interviews with Derek and Susan. The link for that is here: https://wxrt.radio.com/tedeschi-trucks-band-concert-webcast

Set 1

1.       Anyday (Derek and the Dominos cover)

2.       Hard Case (new song from forthcoming album)

3.       Key to the Highway (Charles Segar cover)

4.       Bound for Glory

5.       Right On Time

6.       Midnight in Harlem

7.       Made Up Mind

Set 2

8.     Don't Let Me Slide

9.     Let's Go Get Stoned  (The Coasters cover)

10.   Joyful Noise

11.   How Blue Can You Get? (Johnny Moore’s Three Blazers cover)

12.   Leaving Trunk (Sleepy John Estes cover)

13.   Dreams (The Allman Brothers Band cover)

14.   I Walk on Gilded Splinters (Dr. John cover)

15.   Angel From Montgomery (John Prine cover) / Sugaree (Grateful Dead cover)

16.   The Storm

Encore:

17.   Sing a Simple Song / I Want to Take You Higher (Sly & the Family Stone covers)

[bluestownmusic]

New Release: Chris Antonik - Morningstar

  Chris Antonik – Morningstar   Chris Antonik – Morningstar Format: CD – Digital Label: Second Half Records Release: 2022 Release date: August 5, 2022 ‘Morningstar’ is the fourth studio album from Canadian bluesrock guitarist, singer, songwriter, and 3x-Maple Blues Awardnominee Chris Antonik, featuring special guests, 3x-Blues Music Award-nominee Jarekus Singleton, Multiple Maple Blues…

[thebowerypresents]

Tedeschi Trucks Band – Brooklyn Academy of Music – February 20, 2019

Tedeschi Trucks Band—sounding like soulful rolling thunder—were back in NYC to celebrate their just-released fourth studio album, Signs, with two top-notch sets at Brooklyn Academy of Music on Wednesday night.

Photos courtesy of Gregg Greenwood | www.gregggreenwood.com

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The Tedeschi Trucks band covering Dr. John’s “I Walk on Guilded Splinters” with Mike Mattison providing lead vocals. __________________________ I Walk On Guilded Splinters Songwriter: Dr. John (AKA Mac Rebennack)

Some people think they jive me But I know they must be crazy Don't see dey misfortune Guess they just too lazy

J'suis le Grand Zombie My yellow belt of choison Ain't afraid of no tom cat Fill my brains with poison

Walk thru the fire Fly thru the smoke See my enemy At the end of dey rope

Walk on pins and needles See what they can do Walk on guilded splinters King of the Zulu

Come Get It, Get It, Come, Come Walk on guilded splinters

'Til I Burn Up,'Til I Burn Up, 'Til I Burn Up,'Til I Burn Up

I rolled out my coffin Drink poison in my chalice Pride begins to fade And y'all feel my malice

Put gris-gris on your doorstep Soon you'll be in the gutter Melt your heart like butter A-a-and I can make you stutter

Come Get It, Get It, Come, Come Walk on guilded splinters Come Get It, Get It, Come, Come Walk on guilded splinters

'Til I Burn Up,'Til I Burn Up, 'Til I Burn Up,'Til I Burn Up

Come Get It, Get It, Come, Come Walk on guilded splinters (Repeat for most of the rest of the song)

Coco Robichaux Come on down to my soiree Bring your parain, your Marie, your Mamie, your Dondi, your cousin And the whole family No fine de cose bonne? La jovial la chandelle? Se la fais la carabas? Coco Robichaux Coco Robichaux Padre diablo? Gran come the bride?

With your Coco Robichaux With your Coco Robichaux

'Til I Burn Up,'Til I Burn Up, 'Til I Burn Up,'Til I Burn Up

'Til I Burn Up,'Til I Burn Up, 'Til I Burn Up,'Til I Burn Up

Come Get It, Get It, Come, Come Walk on guilded splinters Come Get It, Get It, Come, Come Walk on guilded splinters

Coco Robichaux Dine at the soiree on the bayou...

[krispyweiss]

Song Review: Tedeschi Trucks Band - “I Walk on Gilded Splinters” (Live, Oct. 1, 2024)

Few songs swagger as confidently through a thick, deep groove as Tedeschi Trucks Band’s “I Walk on Gilded Splinters.”

With two drummers and two percussionists; three horns; five voices; alternating guitar solos from Derek Trucks and Susan Tedeschi; and Mike Mattison’s rabidly raspy vocal prowess, the 12-headed monster that is TTB overflows with Dr. John’s gris-gris in the performance video captured Oct. 1 in Boston.

It’s so deliriously overpowering that the drummers seem like they might bust some heads on their kits; Mattison’s fellow choir singers cry with delight as their shaker and tambo add to the wall of sound; and keyboardist Gabe Dixon is on his feet before it all ends.

“I Walk on Gilded Splinters” is virtually guaranteed to be a show highlight anytime TTB brings it out. Even in that context, this one is extra-special.

Grade card: Tedeschi Trucks Band - “I Walk on Gilded Splinters” (Live - 10/1/24) - A+

10/17/24

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genuine question. what the heck happens with FNAF after 4? what order are we supposed to play the games in/read the spinoffs for after that? is there anyone who makes lore summaries for the series that isn't Mattison Pattison?

You came to the right man. Explanation below

Order

G: 1, 2, 3, 4

B: The Silver Eyes, The Twisted Ones

G: Sister Location, Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria Sim, Ultimate Custom Night, HELP WANTED, then the AR one I haven’t played or seen yet.

Alright, so. Scott Cawthon has said before that the first 4 games are kinda meant to be their own story, with the other tie in stuff coming in as another whole thing. The first books, The Silver Eyes and Twisted Ones and the other one, are like... a canon AU, with the first 2 books sticking very closely to the first 4 games. Same general events, just... shifted around a bit. Some of the stuff in it shows up in later games and here’s the parts that matter

1.) The Killer, the Purple Guy, has a name now. His name is William Afton. He’s a mess and I love him. Used to be a kinda jolly chunky guy who co-owned Freddy’s, killed kids, almost got found out but got away with it, comes back into town years later with a fake identity looking all skin and bones to... be a security guard at a mall, and I guess go into Freddy’s every few nights to just taunt the animatronics? He does a funny bunny dance. Also he’s obsessed with his co-owner, and wrote rambling diaries about him. Also he killed that co-owner’s daughter but shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

2. That Co-Owner, Henry. He’s... sad. His daughter is dead and he’s sad. Book Henry does some real weird stuff about it in book land, but, that doesn’t matter. Just know, Henry is Really Sad, doesn’t like that Will killed his daughter and also 5 other kids, and is not feeling the best right now.

3. Henry’s daughter, Charlotte, or Charlie! I... like her book version. But I’m not even touching that stuff and how she’s a character while being killed when she was, like, 3. Game canon, she’s dead puppet kid, that’s all that matters.

4. The Nightmares from 4 were just weird, kinda-hallucinations. If the kid had shot them with Gun it’d have been fine. The twisted ones are just alternate nightmare animatronics and they follow the Gun Rule so I assume that applies too.

5. If you know anything about Book Michael, ANYTHING at ALL, just forget it. There’s too many Michael’s and Mikes in this series, we don’t need the dead 7 year old getting mixed up in there.

So, that’s the two books that matter, and the one that doesn’t, boiled down to their essentials. Onto the games.

Sister location is next. It’s a stunning game, if you at all feel like you’d enjoy watching it, do it! But, the PLOT!

William Afton killed a kid Remotely with Robot, but accidentally killed his daughter Elizabeth! Oops! Years later, his son, Michael Afton, goes down to the storage area that the robots that his dead kid sister is possessing are being housed and tries to put her spirit back together... somehow, I think. 

Anyways, Lizzy is smart, and puts herself back together by mashing all the animatronics together into a spaghetti thing called Ennard, but doesn’t have the best eyesight as an animatronic. 

So, she mistakes Michael, her brother, for her Murder Dad, and scoops out his internal organs, crawls inside his boy, and walks out of the facility wearing her brother’s corpse like a skin suit. So, Ennard’s existence is an “innard” pun.

At some point, corpse rots, Lizzy and Animatronic Co vomit themselves out of his body and into a sewer to become a Sewer Spaghetti Animatronic. Michael picks up his Boneless Body and walks home, Somehow Still Present In His Rotting Corpse, and gets so mad at his dad over it that he spends 5 nights at each Freddy’s trying to hunt his dad down and chew him a new one for Everything He’s Done.

Elizabeth gets kicked out of Body Spaghetti, builds herself a better Baby animatronic, and also becomes a punk rock goth teen. Michael, meanwhile, finds his dad at Fazbear’s Fright from 3 and torches the place to kill him, but that sadly doesn’t work. Michael doesn’t know that though, so thinking he should get a nice, relaxing reward for a job well done, invests all his Corpse Money into staring a Freddy’s franchise of his own.

Enter, Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria Sim. Also idk if I mentioned it yet but this series takes place in Utah (at least according to book land), but the Aftons are all very posh british accent wise, and you need to know that.

So, LONG STORY SHORT. Henry, that co-owner from the original Freddy’s in the books that never showed up in a game before? He’s here now. Basically, Henry put up ads for making a new Freddy’s, knowing Michael would be the only person reckless/dumb/brave/indifferent enough to sign up, and simulated a fake pizzeria filled with fake children, to attract all the remaining animatronics (who want to really murder those fake kids) to it, so Henry Could Finally Finish This, for once and for all.

As Michael designs his dream pizzeria from his little office in the vents, Baby, Spaghetti Ennard that is now 100% Funtime Freddy (aka best freddy) Controlled, Springtrap (now Feral and called Scraptrap), and this Cool New Guy Called Lefty show up to much on those kids! Lefty is... well, it’s Henry forcing the puppet, his daughter, into a Beartrap. A Bear Suit trap. So, animatronic-inception.

Once they all get there, if you learn all the secrets from the creepy attractions, Henry decides to call the series quits, and sets literally everyone, you included, on fire. Also himself, he was in the vents too. He tells Will to go to hell, then lets you all peace out in the flames together, like One Big Happy Afton Family + the man your dad was obsessed with for years and his kid + a screaming bear

And then Ultimate Custom Night. it’s just William Afton in hell. He’s not like, alive or anything. No. He’s just dead, in hell, and suffering.  There’s not that much plot tbh. It’s just hell. It’s a nice hell.

The Vr game, Help wanted, is... i really don’t know what the whole plot consensus is on this one yet? You Play Game, but Uh Oh, William Afton cursed a floppy disk and now he’s in game in fursona ai form trying to take over your mind so he can do more murder. He succeeds with one lady called Vanny, and like, idk much from there. I like the art of him acting as like, a sleepover-delirious best friend to Vanny though. Also Vanny is also a furry. Her fursona is white rabbit. 

I have to stop it there because i can and will ramble about this for forever. If you want I can ramble for longer if need be. Let me know if the need is be. 

[projectionsaboutff]

Farquadd’s Taliban Army vs Cirockville Glizzy Goons

OKAY Getting pretty fucking tired of tumblr and starting to realize this was a horrible idea but its too late now so fuck it Chris vs Samivan. The controversial problem child vs two just very nice boys. Samivan you really decided to give it to me las week didn’t ya? twisted me up like a soft pretzel and covered me in your hot butter no matter how hard I fought it wasn't enough. Just couldn't resist humiliating me like that  could you? This game is gonna be okay Henry is gonna run the ball over a strong buffalo D. Mike Evans and gonna get 2 TDs. this will only be interesting if Dalvin cook doesn't play. If Mattison rides the bench Chris takes this 112.9 - 89.3    

[chaunceyandchumleysdad]

UP NEXT!

I’m kicking off the weekend with the Tedeschi Trucks Band, a band that I am seeing this weekend and a show that has become an annual January tradition for me and my wife. As far as I am concerned, this is one of the best live bands on the planet and this is a song I always look forward to hearing when I attend their shows.

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The Tedeschi Trucks Band performing “Playing With My Emotions”. ____________________________ Playing With My Emotions Songwriters: Gabe Dixon, Mike Mattison and Derek Trucks

How's a man supposed to love a girl When she's playing with my emotions? You take her in and you give her the world Now she's playing with my emotions It never entered into your plans Like a ship tossing out on the ocean You cross the desert just to be her man And now she's playing with my emotions

Pin me down when I'm trying to move Is that what you call gratitude? Well you're playing with my emotions Playing with my emotions

Don't mind me, I'm on my way 'Cause you're playing with my emotions

How's a girl supposed to love a man When he's playing with my emotions? He's flying home but he never lands Now he's playing with my emotions A dozen roses but your phone don't ring And he wants to call that devotion Apologize but he don't change a thing And he's playing with my emotions

Pin me down when I'm trying to move Is that what you call gratitude? Well you're playing with my emotions Playing with my emotions

Don't mind me, I'm on my way 'Cause you're playing with my Playing with my emotions Playing with my emotions Beg and plead but you're too late 'Cause you're playing with my Oh, my emotions