#Microsoft Excel.

[a3poify]

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+right, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

[aj-artjunkyard]

I think even funnier than Anakin being a Big War Hero is if he was like. The Temple’s resident tech guy. Cal or Kanan find out who Darth Vader is and they’re like ‘the guy who reset my password???’

[phoenixyfriend]

New OC clones idea

His name is XL. He's average clone size, so people are naturally curious about what the name means. They ask if it's a dirty joke about his dingaling.

It's not. He pulls up some files. He's the quartermaster. He uses Space Excel, and it's not CALLED Excel, but he Excels at it. Hence XL.

His friends in two other battalions are Spread and Sheets. All of them get asked the Is It A Dirty Joke question and ALL respond with The Same Fucking Move (files).

This clone's job is spreadsheets and he LOVES it.

[animentality]

[msexcelfractal]

"Headache"

Constructed in Microsoft Excel with formula D4=MOD(D3+D2+C2+B2+B3+B4+C4,2) and varying initial conditions. There are novel fractal patterns here but it's hard to focus my eyes on them!

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

do you ever think about how we have phannies in every field? like we have doctors and baristas and mental health therapists and geologists and audiologists and engineers and neuroscientists and authors and social media consultants and activists and child care workers and museum managers and teachers and biologists and emts and linguists and accessibility coaches and sign language interpreters and artists and musicians and editors and actors and chefs and fucking EVERYTHING. not to mention the specific knowledge bases and hobbies we have outside of our professions—coding, linguistic and cultural diversity, artistic creativity, political/social awareness, passion for justice, research, make up and hair and fashion design, media literacy, philosophy, all of our special interests/hyperfixations, etc. we could run a successful commune no problem at all. we’re so smart and talented and resourceful and powerful.

the phandom is rooted in a past of being infamously shitty, and i do see yall slipping back into old habits sometimes (mostly on twitter but sometimes here and you know it <3) but it’s pretty fucking cool how capable this community is and our ability to unify. anyway phanmune when.

(if you want, leave your knowledge base/skills in the tags or replies. can be profession, hobby, major/program of study, what you study in your free time, what you want to learn about, what you’re interested, all of the above, anything)

[thatcorridorman]

I archived the magnus archives

idk link to the full thing is here https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vA6kin0H5bk_Nu15WTnwmAEPTAx9MLVO/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=117712544114786577413&rtpof=true&sd=true

I genuinely don't know what anyone would use this for, and honestly doing recreational paperwork is crazy and i need to sit with myself for a bit and think about this one

anyway john's case numbering system sucks so i made a new one, not really that good but it acts better as a call number system. In real life there would be albums and catalogue numbers but thank god the magnus institute archive does NOT exist so that's not an issue

[2bluetwo85]

Williams core:

[sexy-sapphic-sorcerer]

The results of 'what is your sexuality and favourite Merlin ship?' are in!

Main findings:

you're all fuckin bisexual

merthur sweep across the board

when it comes to m/f ships, lesbians exclusively prefer mergana while gays exclusively favour arwen

lesbians love merwaine almost as much as they do morgwen

asexuals also have a fondness for merwaine

Note on data: it is highly likely that bisexuals are over-represented in the sample size. Although I expected 'bisexual or queer' to be the majority, that poll has almost twice as many votes as the others (including 'see results'). Considering that it was the first poll and some people reblogged that post without the other reblogs, it would have received far more exposure. However, idk how to accurately account for this so I've left it as is.

breakdowns of individual ships and identities below the cut

[ranticore]

re: the excerpts you just posted, may i ask what program you use to write in... it looks really easy on the eyes

libreoffice!!!!!!!!! you can customise the colours of the workspace (i make it all low contrast grey but you can pick whatever). i'm a libre shill i recommend it to everyone as a ms word/excel/etc replacement. it's free and open source and has a UI similar to pre-2010 MS office (before they introduced the bastard ribbon)

[cinnamonest]

Hello!

I apologize for the absence. I never intended to have a hiatus — to summarize a lot, it's just been rough and I've had very little time.

I've got myself together for now, and once the seasons change and there's more daylight I should get over seasonal depressive issues. I've also made some lifestyle changes that I'm hoping will save me time each day (read: meal prepping)

I did finish things during this time, though. I'll start slowly posting them spaced out a bit, starting with what I just posted. I want to keep doing this because it's something I really enjoy, it'll just be slow, at least for now (until I can get a less time consuming income, which I'm actively looking into).

[nixcraft]

They say MS-Excel holds the financial world in its grip.

[mikufunfacts]

miku fun fact #216

miku is a certified spreadsheet wizard

[oldguydoesstuff]

I always die on the pivot table level.

[msexcelfractal]

I've been making these fractals using modular arithmetic in excel 2010. Here's a Sierpiński triangle whose formula is D4=MOD(C3+A4+D1,$A$1) with modulus A1=2.

Here's the same spreadsheet with the resolution doubled and the modulus turned to 4:

This image consists of half a million cells, 1 per pixel, filled with the fill tool (ctrl+r, ctrl+d). Each cell costs two additions and a division. The sheet refreshes in about 1500 ms with max ram. I call this one "blanket".

More to follow

[fruttymoment]

Microsoft Excel makes me feel like im a god 📑