#Mick-Z

[toonie-box]

Was bored at durong break time at work so I drew a little sketch

Thought it looked cute so I decided to digitized it!

Close ups:

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Mickey and Oswald belong to Disney!

Anti-Mickey and Oswald belong to me!

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Carrie

Stephen King: check it out guys! King: they're publishing a book of essays about Carrie! King: we got richard chizmar, bentley little, mick garris, norman prentiss, tom deady, Anthony Breznican Angela Carter: are there any women involved in this King: oh yeah of course of course Carter: King:

Carter: don't you think, steve, that a collection of essays about carrie should include some womens voices King: oh of course! we've got bev vincent Carter: bev vincent is a guy King: King: what? Bev Vincent: yeah its fine, this happens all the time

King: look it's not all guys in this collection King: we also have caitlin kiernan Carter: oh really? caitlin, what do you think? Kiernan: i think that black people have a special gland in their brain that makes them do crime Carter: Carter: i meant about carrie

King: ok maybe the roster for this collection is a little guy heavy King: but, you know, maybe guys have some interesting thoughts about a story heavy on mother-daughter relationship issues and menstrual themes? Carter: King: it's possible!

Carter: ok fine, i would like to hear some of these interesting thoughts that you men have on carrie Bentley Little: did you ever think that maybe you should change the title from "Carrie" to "The Carrie?" Carter: King: King: you know what, i'll take that under advisement Carter: don't do that

King: c'mon guys don't let me down! Tell me your deep thoughts about Carrie! King: people want to know what you think of this story of a psychic teenage girl Richard Chizmar: psychic girl? wait, girls can do that? Mick Garris: whoa thats bad ass Josh Boone: this changes everything!

Chizmar: this whole time, i didn't know girls were psychic Garris: that explains why they're always setting things on fire with their minds Chizmar: yeah i was wondering about that Boone: everything makes sense now Little: guys i really think it would be better if it was "THE carrie"

Chizmar: [reading carrie] whoa whoa whoa Chizmar: what's all this menstruation stuff? Carter: [whispers in chizmar's ear] Chizmar: EVERY MONTH?!?!?! Chizmar: holy shit Chizmar: that's metal Garris: what are you talking about, i want to know too!

Garris: and blood comes out WHERE?? Carter: [whispers in garris's ear] Garris: ha ha gross! Little: this doesn't sound real, i think you're making this all up

Carter: ok so show of hands Carter: do any other men here need the concept of menstruation explained to them? Poppy Z Brite: no i think i'm clear

[wintergrofyuri]

i like how clingy mickbell is. he loves sitting on laps andbeing picked up and carried. its a rlly interesting contrast with chilchuck. jaded middle aged union man who knows his rights vs guy with abandonement issues and 0 ties with half-foot culture. i need them to be frenemies.

what if mickbell unconsciously starting to cling to chilchuck. i want to know how they'd react. wld mickbell catch himself doing it and stop. wld chilchuck push him off. wld he let him. oh my GOD fear of abandonement vs father/authority figure who feels bad abt essentially abandoning his family. i feel insane.

thank u fr coming to my tedtalk let me beam this image into ur mind (replace "7 minutes in heaven" with "hiding under a pot during a chimera attack")

[paddockbunny]

Mick Schumacher NSFW A-Z

Summary: Smutty A-Z for Mr Schumacher. Pairing : Mick Schumacher x Reader Rating: 18+. Word Count : No idea tbh 😅 around the 1,100 mark Warnings : NSFW, 18+, language, graphic descriptions, sex talk, kink discussion, all the NSFW things List found from : @multi-fandom-imagine

a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

- Mick is exactly what you think he would be like after sex, he is gentle, tender and lavishes you with soft words and kisses

- Mick always, without fail, want to cuddle after sex (even if it’s just a quickie he likes to feel you contently relaxed in his arms)

b = body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

- Mick’s favourite body part of his own is his broad shoulders and his neck. He loves the way you would hold on to him and caress his neck while you were having sex

- Your favourite body part of Mick was his thighs! God you loved his thighs!! There was something about how wide they were and so purely masculine that made you feel all tingly inside

- His favourite body part of yours is undoubtably your boobs. He loves them. He’s a boob guy through and through and always loves touching them, holding them and adores when he gets to nibble, bite and play with your nipples that always react to his touch.

c = cum (anything to do with cum)

- Mick’s pull out game is WEAK!

- You feel so good and there’s no way he can hold out. He loves cumming inside of you and you feel so close to him when he fills you up

- And although you on birth control there’s a small part of Mick that likes cumming in you because of the thought he could knock you up and get you pregnant

d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

- Mick is a typical red blooded young male and that age old “men think of sex every 3 seconds” thing is pretty true when it comes to him.

- He thinks of you naked all the damn time at the most ridiculous times.

- He’s had to hide a semi while being interviewed on TV, he had to sit uncomfortable on a long haul plane when he couldn’t stop thinking of your hot as fuck body, and even hope he could get rid of his hard on while driving round a circuit or two

e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

- Mick’s had girlfriends and he knows what he’s doing in general but he really pays attention and listens to what you like

- He wasn’t as innocent as people thought and he felt comfortable exploring different kinks with you for the first time knowing you would never judge him

f = favourite position (goes without saying)

- This was easy. It’s Lotus.

- Mick loves how intimate it feels but also the fact that he gets to look into your eyes while he pulled your hair back or he chokes you a little. He always holds your body tight to him when he cums.

- But you really love the fact that he lasts for ages when you are rocking back and forth on his cock and how deep he feels inside of you

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

- before and after actual sex, you know the undressing bit and the foreplay plus the aftercare, Mick will be lighthearted and that sometimes means the pair of you laugh and giggle

- But during, Mick is focused on one thing…pleasure, both yours and his own

h = hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

- Mick manscapes and keeps things trim and tidy

- But because he’s blonde (everywhere) you don’t really notice it and it doesn’t even bother you.

- And you had never really had a conversation about your own hair but you had always kept things very maintained, tidy and minimal and he never complained

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

- Mick praises you to no end. He’s always whispers a “good girl” or “you’re so perfect” in your ear

- He loves making you feel loved because he absolutely adores you and wants you to know in the most intimate moments

- Mick also isn’t shy to make sure the setting was romantic too. He had done the whole candles, rose petals, mood music before and it didn’t feel cheesy or cringe when he did it

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)

- He does and you know he does but it doesn’t bother you because you do it too

- The racing calendar is hard on you both when you have your own career to consider so masturbation is quite the common occurrence for both of you

- The thing is, you let each other know when you’ve been thinking about it, when your doing it or when you’ve done it and surprisingly it’s super hot

- And that is because you’re both so obsessed with each other that you know you’ve thought of one and other when you orgasm

k= kink (one or more of their kinks)

- Everyone thinks Mick is vanilla because he’s so polite, genuine and sweet but in the bedroom Mick has several kinks that he felt comfortable exploring with you

- While he had the usual choking, spanking and “daddy” kinks, they were pretty tame. What Mick REALLY loved was restraining you. Handcuffs, rope or even just his hands he loves how much control he has over you

- Mick also loves massages, oily massages, both giving and receiving. He loves the feeling of your bodies slipping and gliding with each other. The feeling of the silky wet flesh caressing got him harder than hard and the ruined bedsheets were always worth it

- Mick also REALLY loved controlling your orgasms and edging you. He got off on hearing you bed for him and asking permission before you let go. He would keep you teetering on the edge until he knew you were a total mess.

l = location (favourite places to do it)

- Mick preferred privacy. He didn’t mind people hearing the pair of you have sex but he didn’t want anyone else to see what was only for him.

- But just because he was private it didn’t mean that every room in your shared home hadn’t been christened. Even the garage had been thoroughly baptised by the pair of you

- He did however have this little thing that he liked to cross off countries from his “countries we’ve had sex in list” Which, was exactly as it sounded.

m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

- Mick got turned on but everything you did. From cooking to showering, his thoughts could turn dirty at any given moment.

- That being said he really likes it when you’re chilling at home and you fling on one of his t-shirts. There was something about you looking so small in them and how it felt like he really owned you got him rock hard in seconds

n = NO (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

- Ignore you’re safe words or when you tell him it’s too much.

- Mick takes your safety and your openness with him very seriously so he would always listen while he was fucking you to make sure you were enjoying every single moment.

- One time he missed your sharp yelp of “Ferrari” when he was spanking you, that he almost cried at thinking he hurt you and you had to talk him down

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

- Mick gave as good as he got. He ate you out like a champion and he really read all of the signals your body sent him

- But Mick definitely favoured being on the receiving end and getting blown.

- And that really was your fault. You were just so good at giving head that Mick was practically addicted to it.

p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

- When it comes to pace Mick is a pure switch

- He will go slow, take his time, foreplay and tease you till your practically begging him to fuck you

- And then other times he will rail you into next week and fuck you so hard you’re not sure you’ll be able to walk properly.

q = quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

- With the fact that Mick could get hard at the drop of a hat, quickies were a fairly regular occurrence in your relationship

- That being said, it wasn’t his favourite. He liked to have all the time in the world and not be clock watching so he much prefers proper sex

r = risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

- Mick is kinky but that doesn’t mean he’s risky.

- He always takes the precautions and would never do anything that could put you in harms way or do anything that could get him in big trouble publicly

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

- THIS BOY CAN LAST!

- Unlike most young guys that have low stamina and last 5 or 10 minutes, Mick genuinely knows how to tease and enjoy the build up so before the long lengthy sex sessions the pair of you usually indulge in

- There really is one word that floats through your mind sometimes, and that would be Tantric

t = toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

- You have them but for using while Mick is away and you’re resorted to getting yourself off

- It’s not like he hates using them but he honestly doesn’t need too

- And besides he had other things he prefers to use like his handcuffs, rope and even the palm of his hand

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

- Hand on heart, it is you that usually does the teasing and that is because you know how badly you being a naughty girl it turns him on

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

- Mick isn’t very loud in the bedroom and that was because he liked to hear you instead

- You make the most incredible sounds and the way you moan his name is the best sound in the world to him (other than the sound of race cars)

w = wild card (get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

- You had been horny all day and the fact that Mick was on the other side of the world for the Australian GP was like torture.

- You didn’t want to but as you lay in bed wide awake you glanced at you bedside drawer and thought it would at least give you the release you needed in order to drift off to sleep.

- So you stretched your hand out, slid open the drawer and took out your battery operated friend. But you and Mick had an agreement that if either of you thought about masturbating then you’d confess to the other.

- Therefore, as you lay there with your phone in one hand and toy in the other you text Mick quickly to tell him

- Baby, I can’t help myself. I miss you too much and I’m too turned on to be able to sleep. It’s only one little orgasm before bed. Love you x

- You did your part of the bargain and let go of your phone, pushed your panties off and turned the toy on.

- As soon as it’s vibrations started fluttering the fleshy folds of your most intimate area your eyes clamped closed and you thought immediately of Mick

- You thought of his hands on you, grabbing rough handfuls of your ass while his mouth trailed over your hot skin. The way he always commanded you to look at him when he would reach up and caress your sensitive nipples with the rough pads of his thumbs.

- And you moved the toy so it was resting right in top of your reactive responsive clit and practically felt his mouth on you. His tongue fluttering in rapid quick licks in between the praise he would lavish upon you

- Whenever you’d do this, get yourself off to the thought of him, you always chased a quick orgasm. Your body was just that desperate for it the sheer thought of Mick was enough

- And just as you were nearing the crescendo your phone starting ringing beside you. For a moment you thought about leaving it to ring out and focus all your energy on the practically unbearable, strong vibrations of the toy pressed to your now hypersensitive clit but you glanced and it was your boyfriend

- “Mick….” You panted immediately and there was a low groan on the other end of the phone

- “Keep going, schön!” You tried to ignore the sound of your own blood rushing around your head from trying to keep your inevitable orgasm at bay for a little while longer

- “Are you…” you could barely get the words out you were so breathless and he groaned in response

- “Scheiße” You heard the noise of his hand taking him toward his own release and the tempo matched the same as your toy.

- You were about to tell him you were close, that you were about to let go and accept the orgasm your vibrator was giving you but you couldn’t get the words out you just kept gasping as you toppled over the edge

- As your body convulsed and you let yourself go. Your orgasm taking over your whole being, mind too.

- You tried breathing through it but you struggled, especially as Mick was praising you on the other end of the phone. He kept telling calling you “good girl” in English and in German and you could hear him get more and more strained and you knew he was getting close himself

- You were about to give him the motivation that he had given you but before you could expletives started flooding out of his mouth and a dark, low groan told you he had clearly came.

- The heavy breathing of the both of you lingered down one and others phones and there didn’t need to be a word said. You both just needed to get some release and you were glad that you had stuck to your end of the bargain and told him about your naughty nighttime activities.

- “Morning, baby.” You lulled and he replied “Goodnight, Engel.”

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

- Mick is what people would call a “grower not a shower” and boy! He was certainly large and definitely in charge

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

- HIGH!!!

- He would be inside you every single chance he got he loved having sex with you that much

z = zzz (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

- The lengthy long sessions the pair of you were used to having really took it out of Mick

- He would always stay awake to make sure that you were cleaned up and both satisfied and happy and then he would slowly nod off

- But you didn’t mind because you did too. Usually cuddled into his side.

[toffee-and-tandoori]

just imagine being a young teen competing in karting series and being yelled at by THE michael schumacher

this was michael with his video camera after the race was over:

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

(Impulse fighting Barry's Rogues for the first time)

Impulse: Okay, so what's your gimmick?

Golden Glider: "Gimmick?"

Impulse: Yeah, like what're your guys' thing?

Golden Glider: Well, I guess I'd say I'm the pretty one.

Impulse: Eh, six out of ten.

Golden Glider: You sassy bitch.

Impulse: (looks at Mirror Master) That makes you the weird one with the freaky powers.

Mirror Master: I can travel through reflective surfaces!

Impulse: Spectacular. (looks at Heat Wave) And that no doubt makes you the big, tough, stupid one.

Heat Wave: You take that back, or I'll kill you!

Impulse: Alright, fine! You're not tough!

Heat Wave: That's better...! HEY!

(Impulse fighting Wally's Rogues for the first time)

Impulse: Okay, I think I've got this one down; (looks at Magenta) Pretty one. (looks at Girder) Stupid one. (looks at Murmur) One with weird power.

Girder: Oi! I appreciate that! Though, I'd say I'm more handsome than pretty!

Magenta: And my power is not that weird!

Murmur: (muffled disagreement)

Impulse: ... okay, I take it back. You're all stupid.

[riverroan]

“this is out of character!” no this is the remix

[killa-trav]

MICK SOFT LAUNCH???

[musicmags]

[xenomorphee3]

Flashback to the Recoms and Spider on the Sea Dragon

Snippet from Chapter 12 of my story, A New Mission. Full work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44672200

[Flashback to the recoms and Spider on the Sea Dragon ship]

After learning that Jake Sully and his family resided somewhere in a large island chain out in the ocean and commandeering the Tulkun hunting Sea Dragon ship, the seven recoms found themselves in need of space to live on a ship that was not at all built for them. Naturally, it did not have Na'vi-sized quarters where they could stay and they could barely fit inside the tight ship passageways. So after they spent some time planning the next moves with the obnoxious skipper, getting oriented about the ship, and finding spots for their banshees in the forward deck-- which was exposed to the outside even when the ship wasn’t fully opened up for CET-OPS operations, the evening rolled in and they were led by two SEC-OPS personnel to a makeshift space in the storage hull, one of the deepest parts of the ship. Here they would be resting on human-sized cots and sleeping pads, and flat pillows. Nothing out of the normal for these Marines in terms of comfort, or lack thereof, but it certainly wasn’t pleasant. It was dark, dank, and noisy. The mechanical sounds of the ship rang through the space, their sensitive ears slightly affected. And of course, the worst part was that it was closed off from the outside so they had to sleep with their rebreather masks on and constantly take breaths while they were down there. Luckily though it was only for sleeping really.

Scoresby and Dr. Garvin came down to talk to the Marines who were settling in.

“Hope your accommodations are cozy,” Scoresby said with a shit-eating grin, having to raise his voice over the mechanical sounds to be heard clearly. He fully knew he relegated these commandeering assholes to the worst part of his ship. It was his simple way of getting back at them. The recoms just glared at him. Miles gritted his teeth and took a breath from his rebreather. Spider looked up and saw Miles’ could kill expression and widened his eyes and raised his eyebrows and smirked a bit. The Marines then quickly spread out to pick their spots, seeing who could find the least noisy corner. Miles stayed to talk to Scoresby. Spider stayed next to Miles.

Miles then asked, “Do you have any spare rooms?”

“Why?” Scoresby said, mildly irritated.

“Well,” he gestured to Spider and continued, “Spider’s a human kid. Not a Marine. I think he deserves a better spot than this noisy shithole.”

Scoresby glared at Miles and then looked at Spider. After a pause Scoresby said, “Alright. Take him up to Deck B. Should be a room or two up there."

Spider was led away by the two SEC-OPS personnel, but then Miles yelled out to them, “Make sure you lock him in.”

Spider looked at Miles and raised his arms out to his side and frustratingly said, “What do you think I’m gonna do??”

“I don’t want you getting any ideas.” Miles said.

Spider rolled his eyes and was led away by the two men.

Scoresby said to Miles, “We’ll be arriving at a Ta’unui village tomorrow afternoon. Hope you have a plan for getting your man.”

“Oh we’ll get it out of them, don’t you worry,” Miles replied with a dark smile. His ears leaned back and tail curling at the end of his statement.

Scoresby looked at him, said “Hm.” with a look of doubt and disbelief and walked back to his upper decks.

Dr. Garvin stayed back though. Miles looked at him with focus, not saying a word, hand resting on his side arm. Garvin opened his mouth to speak. The words didn’t come out at first, but then he said, “I wanted to ask you about the queue connection you make with your banshees. You know, this is not something written in any of Augustine’s materials—”

The word ‘Augustine’ made Miles’ ears go back and his eyebrows furrow. The Queen of the Science Pukes. He hated that bitch. He realized then that he doesn’t even know what happened to her. His transferred memories recall her escaping Hell’s Gate’s brig with Jake Sully and him trying to shoot them as they escaped, but it didn’t stop them. Did she die in the battle? …Who cares honestly. Clearly she wasn’t around anymore.

“—and so no Avatars bonded with wildlife. Or at least it was never documented.” Garvin finished. Miles missed a chunk of Garvin’s question in his memory zoning out about Grace.

“Sorry doc, what are you asking??” he replied irately.

Garvin tightened his lips and said, “I am asking you to describe the neural bond process between you and your banshee.”

“Aren’t you a marine biologist?” Miles retorted shortly.

“I am a biologist, yes… that mainly studies marine life on Pandora. But the neural bond is not something we know much about in general.”

Miles scoffed, “Ah geez, you damn scientists. Always caring too much to know things.”

Garvin just stared at him with a blank, slightly saddened expression.

Miles rolled his eyes and sighed, then decided to humor this depressed looking science puke. “It’s like… an extra sense. An extension. Their wing becomes your wing. Their emotions, yours. Yours, theirs. Shared feelings. A link. Not one to one exactly, they’re not as complex in thought as us, but… I don’t know, doc. It’s very strange, I’ll say that…. But, I don’t know... you come to… well it becomes an important thing to you.”

Dr. Garvin was listening intently and looked at Miles and nodded. “That’s very fascinating. You seem to sync where you naturally align. Pain. Fear. Joy. Affection. But they can’t feel complex Na’vi emotions, so that is not conveyed, correct?”

“Yes.” Miles said. “Also, left, right, up, down.” he said with a smirk.

Garvin expressed the slightest smile.

“Thanks for the insights. I do appreciate it.” Garvin said sincerely.

“Yeah, sure Doc.” Miles replied gently. Miles noticed that Garvin looked at him and his recoms not with disgust, surprise, or fear as many of the humans of Bridgehead City did, but rather with fascination. Even slightest appreciation. This man really was a biologist through and through. Garvin then walked away with his hands in his pockets, leaving the Marines to their own devices.

Time passed and the Marines made the temporary storage quarters their own and had dinner. There was a portable lamp illuminating the space. Their cots and sleeping pads set up the best they could for comfort. A storage crate of who knows what set up as a table, other crates used as seats. Prager pulled out a deck of cards.

“You guys wanna play euchre?” Prager asked.

“I’m in,” Lyle said with a smile. Ja and Lopez nodded.

“Alright you’re on my team,” Prager said to Lyle. “I gotta distract myself from the motion of this damn ship. It’s making me sick.”

“You know I heard that headbands increase nausea.” Lyle said to Prager.

“Really?” Prager replied intrigued.

“No. What are you hiding under there bro.” Lyle said to Prager mockingly. Prager just gave Lyle an open-mouthed pissed off expression and began shuffling the deck of cards— which was very hard to do with Na’vi sized hands. Lyle was mischievously grinning.

Z-Dog smilingly said, “I’ll watch,” and pulled up a seat next to Prager.

Mansk just walked away to get some rack and went to go lay back on his sleeping pad. He even shoved some memory foam into his ears which it looked like he ripped from it. Miles was seated at a distance from his Marines, on his sleeping pad, but his back was up against some storage crates, one leg bent, one leg straight. He was reading a Na’vi language book on his tablet and doing his best to recall his lessons with Spider, taking intermittent breaths from his rebreather. He was preparing for the interrogations of villagers he’d have to do in order to find where Jake Sully was.

All of a sudden Spider emerged to his right.

“Spider?? How the hell did you get down here?” Miles said, heatedly. The card game playing Marines turned around to look at them, hearing the elevated voice in their commanding officer. Spider looked at Miles, then to the recoms, then back to Miles.

He said, “Swiped a key,” and held it up in front of him. “These guys are idiots. Nabbed it off the second guy. He probably hasn’t even noticed yet.”

Miles couldn’t help but smile a bit at Spider’s skills, though he was obviously trying to contain it and was biting his lower lip with his top teeth, as he does. Z-dog yelled out to Miles, “See Colonel? I told you he wouldn’t try to take a lifeboat.” a big grin on her face and she winked at Spider who tried to hold in his smile at her.

Spider looked down at Miles to see he was reading a Na’vi language textbook on his tablet and said, “Whoa what is that?” mockingly.

“Well it can’t always be from you, kid.” Miles said as he guiltily turned the tablet off. "In the next few days we’re gonna be asking a lot of Na’vi where Jake Sully is.” Miles said.

Spider’s smile disappeared and his eyebrows furrowed. He hated that he got these harsh reminders that he was a captive and that these people who held him hostage were going after the only family he’s ever known. Miles saw his expression change.

“Hey kid, why don’t you go learn to play euchre.”

“What’s that?" Spider asked, still slightly saddened.

“It’s a card game, it’s fun. Go play a few rounds. Then go to bed. And I’m gonna make sure they actually lock you in next time.”

Spider rolled his eyes, but smiled softly.

Miles shouted, “Hey Prager,” Prager looked up at his Colonel, “Teach Spider how to play.”

Prager sighed and said, “Alright.”

Z-Dog said, “Come here, kid, he’s teaching me too.” and gestured to Spider to sit next to her.

Miles watched his Marines and Spider play cards for the rest of the night. Content.

[Flashforward back to the village where Miles was asleep in his hut]

[shadoobee]

I can't add it to my previous post but. Mick Jagger in his capcut era......

[bublinko]

SALE: Painting of Formula 3, Mick Schumacher, Prema On cardboard Size: 16.5 cm z 11.5 cm #mickachumacher #premaracing #prema #formula3 #f3

[hiphop]

PLAYLIST

MICK's Best of 2022

Deep Cuts / New Discoveries / Clever Bars / Textured Beats / Classic Vibes - A small selection of some of my fave 2022 hip-hop and soul.

FYI: This is NOT a party playlist. :)

Curated by MICK - instagram.com/mick - mick.co

[ham1lton]

THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL!

pairings: oscar piastri x superstar!reader.

summary: when your boyfriend wins his maiden grand prix, you’ve got to show up for him. that proves difficult when no one believes he’s dating you.

faceclaim: isabella peschardt.

author’s note: dedicated to the one anon that sent me this plot and obviously to the one third of my f1 holy trinity, mr oscar piastri for his maiden win!!! <3

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yourusername: the tour is finally done!! thank you so much to all of the incredible fans, my fabulous team and everyone else who made this possible! this is all for you!

i’m home now and as a thank you, i’ve released ‘saturn’. i saw all of your tweets and comments about when i’d finally let it out of my music cage and now it’s free! hope you all enjoy <3

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user1: SHE RELEASED THE LIVE VERSION AND THE ORIGINAL????

-> user2: YNNIES WE HAVE BEEN FED TODAY !!!!!

user3: i saw her melbourne show. she’s soooo good live.

-> user4: y’all bullied her into performing drew barrymore thank you for ur service 🫡

user5: so many celebrities showed up to the tour. omg. beyoncé, sza, jay-z, the obama’s daughters, ari, dua, the hadids, justin bieber, and so many others.

-> user6: so many f1 drivers were there? pierre, charles and his gf were spotted at the paris show. lando, oscar, george and his gf, and alex and his gf went to the london show. mick and lewis went to the berlin show. this girl has a HOLD in the motorsport world.

-> user7: i mean, oscar always reposts her stuff on his timeline. he’s probably a ynnie and that’s so real of him.

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oscarpiastri: got my first win, not too shabby eh?

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nicolepiastri: WOOOO thats my son 🍾

*liked by oscarpiastri.*

user1: obsessed with this man

user2: AUSTRALIA RAHHH 🐨🦘🇦🇺

charles_leclerc: congratulations son! another win for the leclerc family.

user3: MY GOAT!!!!!

-> user4: a win for gen z.

user5: wym winners are now being born in the 2000s???

-> user6: girl i feel OLD 😭

yourusername: so proud of you! literally cried when you won! i was screaming at the television and everything. my dad got it on camera 😔

-> oscarpiastri: epic, send it to me.

-> user7: HELP?/&/&

-> user8: wym that thee yn yln and oscar piastri text??

-> user9: since when was yn a oscar stan?

-> user10: fr cause she never used to watch f1? she was always a basketball/hockey fan. hmmm…

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ham1ltonshaderoom: after oscar piastri’s maiden f1 win, he was spotted in london with none other than pop’s golden girl, yn yln. they were then posted on a friend’s instagram story, which was then quickly deleted. she was reportedly also seen leaving his celebratory afterparty.

what do you think about the unlikely couple, ham1ltons?

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user1: no.

-> user2: no.

-> user3: no.

-> user4: no.

-> user5: FUCK no!

user6: no way in hell she’s dating him bffr. she has a type and oscar isn’t it.

-> user7: oscar wishes. wouldn’t be surprised if he faked these and paid ham1lton to post it.

user8: i love oscar and yn but separately.

user9: it makes sense a little though. i’m serious.

-> user10: most unserious comment ever.

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oscarpiastri: i can’t lose when i’m with you.

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user1: oh they frfr 😟

user2: this is so sweet!!! no wonder she was releasing happier love songs recently.

user3: dating the prettiest girl ever, being a formula one race winner, a future wdc, and you’re not even UGLY??? why did god humble me this is sick.

-> user4: exactly 😭 like yn give us some time!! we’ll get there.

-> oscarpiastri: want some tips?

-> user5: U RSICK MYGOD

landonorris: the grapevine was right. oh.

logansargeant: happy for you both!! and ty yn for giving me the signed vinyl for my cousin!! she loved it 😻

user13: USING HER LYRICS AS THE CAPTION MY GOD

-> user14: SNOOZE IS ABOUT OSCAR????

-> user15: oscar is a bad bitch my god. getting one of the biggest songs written about him.

-> oscarpiastri: 1:21 — sideways by jt 😉

-> user16: OSCAR HELLO?2&/9/9/)

-> user17: MCLARENS PR WHERE ARE YOU?

-> mclaren: too busy streaming ctrl by yn 🎧

user6: i don’t believe it. why would she date him?

-> oscarpiastri: and what’s the alternative? dating you?

-> user7: OOP! 😹

user8: yn doesn’t deserve oscar.

*user blocked by oscarpiastri.*

yourusername: i love you 👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻

-> oscarpiastri: i love you so much more actually 💕

user9: CUTEST COUPLE EVER OMGGGG

user10: this is the year of athlete x singer relationships

-> user11: gonna start singing lessons immediately. JUDE BELLINGHAM WAIT FOR ME!!!

-> user12: i can hit a note on occasion landonorris 😏

-> landonorris: just checked your profile, you sound like a screeching cat. absolutely awful.

-> landonorris: i want you 😍

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— all works taglist: @luvsforme @yelenasloverrrrr @donttouchthegnote @chelle1306 @bloodyymaryy @aliciaablueprint @lennnooshh @km-23mr @stinkyjax @f1kenzzz @ctrlyomomma @theblueblub @lavisenri @marshmummy @23victoria @ourlifeforchaos @namgification @tallrock35 @avada-kedavra-bitch-187 @ariellovelynn @shhhchriss @lifeless-firefly @xylinasdiary @evie-119 @itseightbeats @tsireyasgf @landososcar @yongi-lee @maxlarens @velentine @m1892 @blushmimi @evans-dejong (oscar specific tags will be in the comments)

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YOU'RE SO REAL FOR THAT! ; F1 GRID

f1 grid x driver!reader . . . gen z f1 driver ranks previous crushes in f1 in a new tiktok video that sends fans in a coma /real

amgf well well well, guess who's back (hopefully) uhm i'm enrolled and officially an intern 😀👍 we love to see that, i made this before hungary i think? but yeah, i have too many drafts and no will to write, i'm blaming the new season in wild rift 😋 and because i've been busy with the internship thingy... a lot of seminars and preparations to do sooooo i hope you enjoy this like always

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user73 hello? came running from twt, everyone talking about this

user62 i thought people were making a big deal on twt like usual but this is actual next levels of insane

user32 yn was bored with summer break and decided to break the internet and possibly the team's pr manager

user50 i relate because i too am not immune to blond hair and blued eyed men...

landonorris i think you forgot to message one more driver on the grid...

→ yourusername you're right @/yukitsunoda0511 i had a crush on you before 😌☝️

→ landonorris i meant a british driver on the grid...

→ yourusername alex is already there???

→ landonorris a mclaren driver perhaps.....

→ yourusername oh my gosh you reminded me!!!! i definitely had a really tiny crush on mclaren @/carlossainz 😋🫶

→ yourusername look lando i specifically said in the second slide that if you're not there then i probably hated you, people said you have poor reading comprehension, didn't think it'd be true 🫤

user38 cleared lando fr!!!!!!

user93 no charles leclerc, max verstappen, daniel ricciardo? fraud 🤥

→ user05 wtf not everyone likes them????

→ user17 y'all it's not that deep, this is yn's crush ranking why are y'all projecting////

georgerussell catching strays on a post about you having a crush on alex before????

→ yourusername oh well... i say it the way i see it and i see the way you look at alex 🙄🙏

logansargeant well well well

→ yourusername shut up logan 🙄

→ oscarpiastri no... but this is interesting ✍️ ain't it @/logansargeant?

→ yourusername shut your traps, i didn't give y'all exclusive content for you to run your mouth online

→ user48 honey i fear you're already running your mouth enough 🥹

user72 is no one taking about the mick one???? like??? i'm thinking about their f3 and f2 moments now and i see it

→ user49 OMG!NNN exactly! i get it now, the tension when they're together

jensonbutton reading your message at 2am asking for permission is not something i expected, my question though is... am i p1?

→ yourusername technically you're p-last atm but considering you're my first f1 crush i guess you're p1

→ jensonbutton i see... one rank higher than @/nicorosberg 👍

→ nicorosberg is this what catching strays mean @/yourusername?

→ yourusername yes 😭

dennis_hauger this is not what i said to you, i'm about to sue for defamation

→ yourusername you can't do that, i need a wag to bring for races

→ dennis_hauger i'm racing too?

→ yourusername and?

user85 mr dennis hauger??? did we miss three chapters here?

→ user69 no!!! they've been going at it since the beginning look up the 2022 f2 season

→ user03 there are various compilations in youtube and in yn's youtube channel !!!!

mickshumacher what is this? this is not what you sent me?

→ yourusername is it slander yn day? i'm out here airing my business and y'all say i'm a fraud istg

→ mickshumacher hahahahahaha but i agree with everything you said, i felt the same way

→ yourusername hello? when was this?

→ mickshumacher probably three, four years ago? same year with you, things didn't just work out

→ yourusername dang so you could've been my wag? ngl glad it's not you 😂🫵

→ mickshumacher i agree, who would want to be with you atp

→ yourusername slander and defamation?????

→ mickshumacher well who doesn't have a wag now? exactly, not me

yourusername wow i made this so we could have fun, but now everyone is just making fun of me, might as well delete this before the PR team sees this 😮‍💨

→ user52 noooooo please keep this up

→ user17 this is actually very slayful if you!!! don't ❌❌ let 🫵 the haters 🤡😈💩 stop 🛑✋ you

→ user28 this is actually what we want this summer, i'm begging 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️