#Michael LaMontagne

[lilliejareau]

jack: i can be your partner for the next race

henry: sorry, jack, it’s a sibling race

michael: maybe there’s a contest for lonely children after this?

henry: it’s only children, michael. a lonely child is what you’re going to be when i sell you.

[lesbiantaylorswiftstan]

will lamontagne jr

[mulberrydene]

JJ

And

Hotch

And

Their

Boys

Throughout

The

Seasons

[dedise]

*Helping Michael train for track*

Jack: You wanna be an Airforce ranger! You wanna live a life of danger! You don't want to be raped by strangers!

Henry:

Jack: Think of a big black man chasing you!

Michael: *trips and falls on his face*

Jack: Well, at least he's not racist

Henry: ... Yeah

[milfsincrime]

jj: oh my god stop telling people you know me

will: we literally have two kids together?

[blackbird-brewster]

Jennifer Jareau/Tara Lewis || Rated: T || WC: 9258+ (WIP)

Summary:

When widowed author Jennifer Jareau and her sons attend the fourth annual Jareau holiday reunion in the small mountain-town of Northvale, the last thing she expected was to fall in love. The only problem is, the woman who's stolen her heart happens to be JJ's brother's girlfriend. [Inspired by Hallmark movies and the film, 'Dan in Real Life', this Christmas rom-com AU is packed full of tropes, plot twists, and holiday cheer.]

CHAPTER ONE - NOW POSTED

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.... And a meet-cute in a bookshop.

[scarlettdragnastan]

I can’t believe they gave us an episode like 12x2 “sick day” which showed how strong Will and JJ are in terms of their relationship and how much he loves her and takes care of her, only for them to write the atrocity that was seasons 14 and 15.

It’s so refreshing to see a MARRIED couple going strong for 16 years + and actually communicating and talking when they have problems. Which is why seasons 14 and 15 were so out of character for JJ. They don’t exist for me.

[criminalmindsfanantic]

please feel free to push a button even if you have no clue who i am or what im talking about 😂

[unitchiefs-blackbirdphoenix]

No please give us an list about your favourite side characters!

Ahh ok, here it is!

Kristy Simmons

Henry Lamontagne

William Lamontagne Jr.

Savannah Hayes

Mateo Cruz (listen I love his friendship with JJ!)

Tsia Mosley (love her and Emily!)

Grant Anderson (he’s just happy to be there and confused when he’s invited to JJ and Will’s wedding)

Haley Hotchner

Erin Strauss

Beth Clemmons

Honorable mentions:

Michael Lamontagne (hate the continuity error but he’s still a cute kid bc he’s AJ’s irl kid!)

Rebecca Wilson (limited amount of screen time rn so a little early to rank her, but I love her and Tara)

Monica Walker (love Tracie Thoms in 911 but not enough screen time and I don’t remember much of s12)

That one coworker that was helping Garcia in s13 in the Cyber Division (I forgot who she was but she’s so sweet!)

[jareaulover]

Hi there, could you maybe write a JJ/Will one shot based on Josh Stewart’s cardiac arrest? I think it could be interesting ☺️

Don't go breaking my heart (Willifer OneShot)

Summary: Will has a heart attack after an argument with his wife.

Warnings: Heart attack, marital spat, not a huge fight though.

I couldn't find a ton of information on his heart attack but it seems like his wife at the time saved him. I'm gonna differ from that though. Also side note, when I was reading his roles on wikipedia, I seen Criminal Minds on there and I was so shocked for a whole 3 seconds before I realized I was literally looking for information for a criminal minds oneshot... Like my brain is lagging.

Anywayyyy here it goes

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or full story below cut

The morning had been cold, JJ had insisted that both boys put on jackets before they left for school and even though Henry had groaned and argued, he wore a jacket to school. JJ stood against the counter, a plate of Will's amazing scrambled eggs in one hand and a fork in the other.

"Since its your day off, I was thinking that we could get to some of the yardwork that-" Will was cut off by his own groan and his hand went to his chest. JJ stood up straight in alert,

"Will? You okay?" She asked, quickly setting the plate down, Will took a couple of deep breaths.

"Yeah, yeah, I'm alright." He said, "It was just a little pain." Will brushed it off, JJ stared at him for a few seconds before nodding,

"Let me know if it happens again, alright?" She said, he nodded. JJ picked her eggs back up and continued to eat,

"Anyway, we have a lot of work to do if we want to get the fire pit done by Henry's birthday .I assume he still wants a bonfire birthday." Will said, starting to wash the dishes from breakfast. JJ nodded and added her plate to the sink,

"Yeah, he's dead set on it." She said with a smile, "I can't believe that he's going to be 14 already." She sighed, glancing at a baby picture of him that hung on the fridge. Will smiled sadly,

"Seems like just yesterday he was so small..." Will said, looking at the same photo. JJ smiled as well. The two were pulled from the moment by a familiar sound, JJ's phone pinging with a text. They stared in the direction of the phone for a few seconds before Will let out a sigh. JJ pursed her lips and grabbed the phone from the counter,

"Will, I'm sorry... Its an emergency." She said, reading the text. A girl was missing in Minnesota and her parents had waited nearly 24 hours to report it. Will just shook his head,

"Isn't it always?" He said. JJ sighed and touched his shoulder,

"Come on, Will, I can't help it." She tried, she knew it sounded lame but this was the same fight they'd had a million times before,

"It seems like every time you get a day off there suddenly an emergency and you're carted off to Mississippi or Iowa." Will said, sounding more than slightly annoyed. JJ rolled her eyes,

"Its my job, Will... What do you want me to do? Have a press conference and tell all the bad guys that they need to take a day off so I can have a day off?" She said, it was Will's turn to roll his eyes,

"I just don't understand why your team can't just go without you. I mean, they've obviously worked shorthanded before." Will pointed out,

"Yeah, but they shouldn't have to." JJ said, "Its a little girl..." JJ told him, "What if-"

"Don't say it. Just go." He said, turning back to the dishes. JJ sighed and turned to leave the kitchen.

Once his wife was out of the room, Will allowed himself to lean against the counter. His chest was hurting again, but this time he felt all the air leave his body as well. He grasped the edge of the sink, but pretty soon he felt his knees give out and he was on the floor. his hands were shaking as he pulled his phone from his pocket. He heard the front door open and shut. He wanted to shout for JJ, but it was too late. Will could barely keep his eyes open as he dialed 911 on his phone. He was able to utter 'Help' before losing all consciousness.

---

As soon as JJ stepped off of the elevator, Garcia was standing there with a worried look on her face.

"JJ, is your phone on?" She asked, JJ furrowed her eyebrows.

"No, I had it off while I was driving." She said, "Why what's wrong?" Garcia bit her lip,

"I got a call from the hospital, they said they couldn't get ahold of you but my line was also listed as an emergency contact for Will and-"

"Garcia, what happened?" JJ asked, her heart had started racing as soon as the tech genius said 'hospital'

"Will had a heart attack." She said, finally, "I guess he was able to dial 911 and they traced his call and the paramedics got him stabilized, but he's in the hospital now." Garcia said. JJ gripped the bag in her hand tighter,

"Let Emily know that I had to go. She'll understand." JJ said as she turned around and went right back into the elevator.

---

Will's eyes blinked open and he was met with a dim, white room. He knew right away he was in the hospital. He tried to sit up, but a hand on his chest pushed him to lay down. He blinked a couple more times before he could see who it was,

"Jennifer-" He murmured, she squeezed his hand.

"I'm right here, but you need to stay down. The doctors don't want you to get too active..." She said, her eyes were read and he could see the trails where the tears diluted her makeup.

"Oh, JJ..." He murmured, he wanted to pull her into a hug, but his whole body felt so weak,

"I'm so sorry, Will." She whispered, he could tell she was about to start crying again, "I-I didn't- I should have stayed... You- oh god- you needed me and I wasn't-"

"Sh, sh, Its alright, hun." He murmured, squeezing her hand back. She began wiping at her eyes,

"I should have seen the signs." She said, Will let out a huff,

"So should I. Its not your fault, JJ." He said,

"But the last thing we did was argue..." She murmured, "What if they hadn't gotten there in time and-"

"Well, they did get there in time." Will said sternly, "And I'm alright. In the future, we can work on not leaving our arguments unsettled. But right now I just want to be with you." JJ gave him a soft smile and nodded slowly,

"Sounds like a plan." 

[lavenderdrawer]

I’m screaming, sobbing, and having a meltdown over what the writers did to her in Ep 3!!!

She didn’t deserve any of that, I just want and need her to be happy and enjoy life with Will, Henry and Mike with out worrying about her family’s safety!!!!

[hyperfixatedoncrimminalminds]

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau x babysitter teen reader

Welcome to another oneshot I'm bored and read a oneshot the I got this idea for JJ.

Summary: The La Montague family have a safw word for whrn emergencies happen. Which is 'pineapple' Reader is Babysitting Henry and Micheal and has to use the safe word.

Third person pov...

(Started 7th March 2023)

16 year old Y/N L/N has been babysitting Henry and Micheal La Montagne for over 2 years, she loves Babysitting them. Y/N lost her parents when she was 7 in a shooting, since working for JJ and Will she has become very close with the family, Henry and Micheal call her their sister.

It was 2pm and Y/N was walking to the La Montague house, JJ and Will have work, both parents having busy jobs (FBI Agent and Detective) Y/N baby sits both boys alot, today was one of thise days, both JJ and Will are needed for the case.

Once Y/N arrives, the door opens and she is greeted by JJ, JJ smiles apologetically at the girl and gives her a hug Y/N hugs the blonde tightly before pulling away JJ then led Y/N inside, Henry, Micheal and Will were all in the living room.

Will was in his uniform playing with the two boys on the floor, JJ and Y/N walk in, once the boys sees the girl they jump up and run to her, Y/N laughs and catches the two boys jn her arms making JJ and Will smile.

"Hey boys!" She exclaimed smiling at the two boys in her arms, she then let them go ans knelt down next to them, the 10 and 3 year old both lean up and kiss the teen on the cheek in greeting.

"Hi Y/N/N" Exclaimed Henry, she picked up Michael as Henry then dragged Y/N over to his toys to play.

Y/N was smiling as she played with the boys, as JJ finished getting ready for work, 5 minutes later the boys and Y/N were standing at the door saying goodbye, Will hugged his sons and Y/N goodbye before going to the car and opening the door.

JJ hugged the boys goodbye, she then looked at Y/N and pulled the girl in for a hug, the blonde wan pulled away. "We won't be long okay, if you need anything anything at all call one of us okay and if anything happens remember the safe word, we will come as soon as we see it" reminded the blonde making Y/N smile.

She was lucky of the course of babysitting she never had to use the code word. "I will JJ" she said, the three wave to JJ and Will and the backed out of the driveway.

Y/N then closed and locked the doors before turning to the two boys left in her care, she smiles at them "so boys what should we do?" She asks them Henry giggled before dragging Y/N over to the sofa the teen sat down with the two boys either side of her "play hide and seek!" Exclaimed the older boy making his brother laugh.

"Okay then let's play, you two go hide I'll count" she said as the two giggling boys ran of to hide as she began to count. "1...2...3...4...5...6" she continued counting, Henry and Micheal giggled and ran off when Y/N closed her eyes.

The three play hide and seek for an hour before Y/N put together some food for dinner, a couple hours later had a fun idea for the boys. "Hey boys, how about we make Cookies for Mummy and Daddy" she said this made them gasp eye wide in delight. "Yes yes yes!" Exclaimed Henry making his little brother copy him.

Y/N grinned back, she then held her hands out to the boys who grabbed one, the three then made their way to the kitchen to make the cookies. Y/N grabbed a chair for Henry to stand on to help and held Michael in her arms to he could be included.

The three had fun messing around and whiping flour on each other, Y/N started it by accidently getting flour on Henry who in turn threw some at Y/N it got in her hair and on Michael who burst out laughing.

Y/N gasps ans glares playfully at the boy. "Henry La Montague!" She exclaimed as the two boys laughed, the teen then grabbed a handful of flour and threw it at the 10 year old making him scream with laugher as he was covered in white, Michael clapped his hands and Y/N put some flour into them the toddler then threw it successfully hitting her neck and flour went down her shirt.

After the flour fight stopped Y/N used oven gloves to put the cookies into the oven to be baked, after she did that the teen looked down at the two boys and then at herself they were all covered in white flour.

Y/N giggled as she looked at Henry he had flour all in his hair and on his face, his tshirt had white flour all over it and there were hand prints on his trousers from Michael when he grabbed his brother and threw flour.

Michael wasn't much better, the toddler had flour all over his clothes like Henry, on his nose and in his hair as well, he had a huge smile on his face, Henry giggled as he looked at Y/N making the teen realise she too was covered in flour. "Looks like we all need a bath" she says laughing before chasing the two boys upstairs for baths.

The teen baths both boys before getting in herself, she washed and dried her hair, when she git out she was at a lose of what to do, she didn't have any spare clothes, she couldn't put hers back on because they were still covered in flour, she then walked into JJ and Wills room. "JJ won't mind is I borrow some clothes right?" She asked herself before opening the drawers and looked for some clothes to wear.

In the end she picked out a large tshirt and baggy sweatpants and a large hoodie which was obviously Wills. She the brushed her hair and left it down, the 16 year old smiled and walked downstairs where the boys were, by now it was nearly 7pm the boys will be going to bed soon, she walked into the living room were Henry and Michael were picking out a movie to watch before bed.

"What have you picked out boys?" She asked them Henry grinned at her and held out the jungle book, Y/N smiled and took it from the boy. "Amazing choice buddy" she said putting the disc in, the 16 year old then curled up with both boy on the sofa a blanket thrown over them. Y/N then pressed play and the movie started.

By the end of the movie Michael had fallen asleep and Henry was only just keeping his eyes open, the teen smiled at the boys and turned of the TV, she then picked up Michael and held him as she held out her other hand for Henry to grab. She then took the two upstairs to bed, she let Henry go brush his teeth while she put Michael in his crib.

She set him down and kisse dhis forehead before tucking him in, she the shut the door and walked onto Henry's room the little boy had jsut climbed into bed, Y/N smiled at his sleepy smile. "Hey big boy ready to sleep" she whispers making the tired boy smile, Y/N then tucked him in and kissed his forehead.

"Night Henry" she said to him, the boy looked at her sleepily. "Night N/N" he whispers as Y/N turns on his light and shuts his door. The teen sighs softly before making sure all the windows and doors where shut and locked, once she did that she walked into the kitchen and got the cookies out.

She the turned out the light in the kitchen and walked into the living room and flopped down on the sofa, she smiled and turned on the TV putting thr volume on low so it wouldn't wake the boys, there wasn't much on so Y/N decided to watch the Jungle book again.

As she did the girl heard something shatter in the kitchen, fight or flight instincts kicking in she pulled out her contacts and messaged JJ.

Y/N

Pineapple

As she put her phone away the girl grabbed the closest thing to her which was the bowl from the coffee table, silently the girl tiptoed into the kitchen and looked around holding the bowl above her head ready to attack, as she looked she saw the window shattered. The girl turned around something hit her sending the girl to the floor right into the pile of glass.

She held in a scream of pain not wanting to wake up the boys, she jsut hoped JJ got her message, Y/N then stood up and grabbed the nearest thing to her which was a knife she had used fir dinner hours before.

In pain the girl stood up, eyes squeezed in pain as the glass in her skin bled out, she could feel the blood dripping from the many cuts she got. The girl looked around her holding the knife she turned and saw the person she held the knife and swung early a grunt of pain from the person.

Y/N then ran into the living room looking for her phone that she stupidly forgot. As did the unsub took a chance and punched her hard making the girl fall she grabbed the coffee table so she wouldn't fall to the ground the unsib hovered above her his weapon on his hand pointed at her, then she realised it was a gun.

With JJ and Will...

The team had lost the Unsub he was somewhere in Virginia, JJ and the team were planning a new course of action before the Agent got a message, quickly she pulled out her phone and saw the message. 'Pineapple' her eyes widened in horror the unsub was at her house.

The blonde quickly stood up grabbing her gun and jacket before running to find Will her team calling her name behind her, she ran straight into her husband before he could ask her was was wrong she shouted "Pineapple!" And instantly he understood, JJ then ran off to the elevator leaving Will to tell the others.

Sirens blared as JJ and Will held hands in the SUVs worried about their children. All three children. Once they arrived JJ ran out of the car and into her house Will behind her, what she saw made her freeze, the floor was covered in blood from the kitchen to the living room, she walked into the living room seeing where the blood trail went the team behind her.

The blonde woman gasps as she sees Y/N shaking in a corner covered in blood that was her own and the Unsub who she had thrown the knife, the knife was in his chest, the girl had a haunted look in her eyes as she stared at the non moving body.

She flinched when she heard someone walk in, JJ slowly walked over to the girl and knelt down she looked at Y/N as tears threatened to fall. "Y/N" she whispers "its only me JJ" she said her words made the girl look up tears gathered quickly as she saw JJ. "JJ" she said Horsley JJ nods her head.

"JJ" she sobbs jumped into the woman's arms JJ held her tight in her arms. "It's okay it sokay your safw don't worry, you did such an excellent job Baby, you protected this house perfectly" she whispers into the girl hairs as she cried. JJ was glad she was alive and protected the boys to well.

The end!

Hope you liked this oneshot, so sorry for not updating for ages, and also for the grammar and Spelling mistakes!

Request are open!

(Ended 11th March 2023)

Word count: 2061

[dedise]

I'm doing art requests y'all

it's free, I need the practice, win/win scenario

important points/rules

it'll take me a while to get through them, I do this in my free time and I work almost every day

no heavy NSFW: anatomy is hella hard, have mercy on my soul. that being said, soft stuff, lingerie ecc are allowed

it'll most likely be somewhat stylized, no heavily realistic stuff. doodles/sketches will be my to go, keep that in mind

I will reserve the right to upload it on my social medias lol

you can send them through asks, I understand if you might want to remain anonymous

any character or ship allowed, exept for the CriMi Evolution characters

that's all, send away!

[ellegreenawayslover]

Sailor Song

Sailor Song (4564 words) by ellegreenawayslover Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: Criminal Minds (US TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Elle Greenaway/Jennifer "JJ" Jareau Characters: Elle Greenaway, Jennifer "JJ" Jareau, Henry LaMontagne, Michael LaMontagne Additional Tags: Fluff, Second Chances, Elle and JJ meet again and realize they have always been in love, this is soft Summary: Kiss me on the mouth (Love me loudly and proudly) And love me like a sailor (Always come back to me) When you get a taste (When you see the real me) Can you tell me what’s my flavor? (Can you help me love her?) _ Or, JJ finds Elle at a bar in Maine 12 years after Elle left the BAU, and they give each other another chance.

This is just Elle and JJ being soft because why not?

[blackbird-brewster]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Criminal Minds (US TV) Rating: General Audiences Relationships: Jennifer "JJ" Jareau/Tara Lewis Additional Tags: Halloween Costumes, Trick or Treating, Family Fluff, Established Relationship, Tara is the best Mom, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Canon Queer Character, Canon Queer Character of Color Summary:

In the Jareau-Lewis household, there was a Halloween tradition of rotating who got to choose the family costumes each year. This year, it was six-year-old Michael's duty to choose the theme of their costumes...

[scarlettdragnastan]

Why I love Willifer and Will LaMontagne- and why they are the standard :)

I genuinely don’t understand the hate around Will in criminal minds. It’s actually very refreshing to see a man like him being 100% supportive of his wife!

I’ve seen many people claiming they hate him because his role is just being a husband and a dad. So what???????? I don’t understand the problem with that given that he’s not a main character, rather a supportive one that is specifically built to enrich JJ’s character and support her, and he did just that. I would have loved it if we see more of him and his backstory but that’s practically impossible given that the main cast is also huge and with limited screen time. Besides, it’s not like Maeve or Savannah are any better, and I don’t see any hate towards them?!

JJ has repeatedly offered to leave the job for him and their family so that she can be there for them more often and he always tells her to follow her heart and to do what she thinks is best. I’ve never ever seen such a supportive husband, especially in shows when this role is mostly allocated and given to women. (The wife at home.)

And nobody bats an eye when it’s the woman in Will’s shoes- like Savannah’s is. But when it’s a man that’s staying at home then people lose their shit and claim he has no personality, he’s bland, blah blah blah. Besides he’s not even staying at home, he’s a whole ass detective who RELOCATED his entire life for JJ.

He has so much potential as a character and like I said before I wish we see more of him, and I bet if they did a show about PD then Will would be kicking ass. He always is but we just don’t see it on screen because the show is about his wife and her team💀

If you wanna hate him, fine that’s your opinion, but you can’t really say he’s bland when he’s not. And if you do then give the same energy to Savannah and Maeve.

The way he’s always supportive of JJ even though she’s always running head first into danger, the way he always sticks by her, the way he loves her in the most subtle of ways… because that’s what love is. It’s not big gestures or over the top exclaims. It’s the little things between two people who love and support and respect each other unconditionally.

Which brings me to season 14 and 15 and why I absolutely loath them. JJ has never- not once implied that she liked Reid romantically. Which is why the writers were reaching so hard it was actually embarrassing. I feel so bad for AJ and MGG for having to go thro with it, especially AJ because she knew that she was gonna get hate for it. She also knew that they ruined her character for no good reason because every single shot we’ve seen of her and Will were literally marital bliss, and if it wasn’t them kissing or hugging or supporting each other, it was them COMMUNICATING to resolve their issues!

12x2? What do you call that? Season 16 was literally JJ giving her husband heart eyes the entire time, and him reciprocating.

Anyways, Willifer for life. It is so refreshing to see a strong couple that’s been going strong for 16+ years with no drama or near divorce experiences and I hope the writers keep it that way.

Stay away from my beloved Willifer 😡