#Metal!Ninja Brian

[bingdotcum]

ik im a week late but HERE ARE SOME CROPPED SCREENSHOTS/PFPS FOR DEATH METAL!!! I MADE SURE TO INCLUDE MORE NINJA BRIAN THIS TIME AROUND!! i feel like i always focus on danny and never give any love to our favourite silent instrumentalist 😓

all credit to the lovely shoocharu and, of course, nsp

[daily-wecht]

[superamatista]

Fun in the sun

[dayerethselmar]

It's been a weird year for music to say the least, honestly surprised that there wasn't anything from Starkid in the top 5 songs! This is the first year without Blackmore's Night as my top artist too! I highly recommend all the artists here, especially BDG and Ninja Sex Party if you're wanting a laugh with seriously good music to back up the comedy!

[ladykailitha]

Paper Hearts Part 6

The sequel is coming along great I just have one more part to do and it'll be done. Sweet Home Indiana is nearing its end too.

Heads up! I will be going on vacation on Tuesday and won't be back until next week. So no WIP Wednesday this week as that is the day of my niece's graduation and I will be away from laptop all day.

I will still be uploading chapters and should be able to do WIP Wednesday next week. But if not I'll let you know.

In this we have the Corroded Coffin boys being silly and a wild Dustin appears.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

****

Eddie rolled up to band practice fashionably late as always. The other three boys were doing a sound check and making sure everything was in order.

Gareth looked up first. “Did you bring the hearts?” he asked excitedly.

Eddie held up his bag and the other boys cheered.

“So how are we going to do this?” Eddie asked flopping on the sofa after gently setting his sweetheart to the side. “Do we want to do the hearts first or practice first?”

They all look around at each for a moment.

“Let’s get the heart thing out of the way,” Jeff suggested, “get it out of the way so we can focus on practicing.”

“Sounds good to me, man,” Gareth said. “In case practice runs over or some shit.”

Eddie pulled his backpack closer and began digging through it. He pulled out the hearts that he’d put in a plastic baggie so they wouldn’t get bent in the maw that was his bag.

He tossed the bag onto the table in front of them and then dug around for his notebook. He pulled it out with a bunch of pens.

“You don’t have to,” he murmured, “but I’d recommend changing up your handwriting a couple of times so he doesn’t realize they’re from the same four people.”

“We were doing anonymous and initials, right?” Brian asked, picking up the bag and opening it up.

Eddie lit up, a huge smile on his face. “I actually had an idea about that. I was thinking of famous groups with four dudes in it and I thought it would be hilarious if we mixed it up a bit with some of those to avoid the whole repetition thing.”

Jeff licked his top lip. “Show us what you’ve got,” he said jutting out his chin.

He opened up his notebook and flipped to the right page. “Alright, so I was thinking the Three Musketeers plus D’Artagnan.”

“Who would be who?” Gareth asked, wrinkling his nose.

“Gareth is absolutely D’Artagnan,” Brian said without hesitation. “No question.”

Jeff straightened up and looked over at him in confusion. “Why’s that?”

“Because my dearest Jeffy,” Eddie said with a grin, “because he’s the youngest and not an original member. Therefore D’Artagnan.”

Gareth and Brian glanced at each. Brian shrugged and Gareth blinked a moment or two before he shrugged, too.

“Yeah, that tracks.”

“I’ll take Aramis,” Eddie said with a grin. “The smooth talker with religious trauma.”

The other boys just cackled.

“I’ll be Porthos,” Brian said. “The compulsive liar with a flare for the dramatic.”

“Why am I left with the dude with serious romantic wo–” Jeff stopped. “Right, scratch that. I’m Athos.”

They cackled again. Eddie had had some wild crushes, but it was nothing on Jeff. He even had a slightly tragic love story. He’d actually dated Vicki Carmichael before she became a popular kid and hanging out with Steve’s crowd. They had both loved metal music, but Jeff was pretty sure she stopped listening to it once she joined the cool kids.

“And I have a list of other ones too,” Eddie said breaking into the resulting silence. “The four winds from Greek mythology. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...um...let’s see...” he looked at the notebook again. “The members of Metallica. The four horsemen of the apocalypse–”

Jeff winced. “Probably not that one, man. It’s for Valentine’s day and that kinda screams the opposite.”

Eddie blinked at him for a moment and then scratched out that idea. “Fair enough.”

“The four hobbits from Lord of the Rings?” Gareth suggested.

“Yes!” Brian cried. “I get to be Samwise!”

Jeff cackled. “Gareth and Eddie are sooo Merry and Pippin!”

“Oh god! Yes! Which one is which, though?” Brian said joining in the laughter.

“I’m Merry, of course,” Eddie said proudly. “I’m the instigator and Gareth goes where I lead.”

Gareth grumped in the corner, crossing his arms and glaring at all of them. “But that makes Jeff Frodo though.”

Jeff straightened up, smug. “I could handle that.”

Eddie shook his head at his friends. “All right, also on my list are the Ghostbusters and The A-Team.”

The other boys shook their heads at either suggestion but they had a pretty good list anyway. Plus their D&D names sprinkled in here and there and they’ve got in the bag.

They spent the next half hour coming up with nice things about Steve. Eddie did have nix a couple of their ideas because they came off as stalker-esque. Which was not the look they were going for.

****

To say that Eddie got a kick out of seeing Steve light up every time he opened his locker and more pink hearts fluttered out of it was an understatement.

The goofy smile the former jock got on his face was worth every second of the time they’d spent on the project.

And it was working, too. That was the really impressive part.

Even Tommy H. was baffled.

“How the hell are you getting so many pink hearts, Harrington?” he said on Friday, just four days into Eddie’s plan.

Steve shrugged in that dorky way that made Eddie’s heart stop. “I guess people are deciding to hell with social constructs and stupid cliques and are telling me even if they don’t dare to be open about that they still like me.”

Tommy’s mouth open and closed like a goldfish then he turned around and stormed off.

Eddie lean against the lock above Steve. “Back to being king again, huh, Stevie?”

“Not really,” he said, closing his locker and standing up. “Most of them are anonymous or fake names. But there are a few that real names.”

“You think someone is stuffing the ballot box as it were?” Eddie asked, worried the jig was up.

Steve shook his head. “At least I don’t think so. But it’s sad that they think they have to hide who they are to tell me that they still think I’m a cool dude or whatever.”

“For what it’s worth,” Eddie said, pushing off from the locker, “I think you’re a pretty cool dude.”

Steve blushed and mumbled his thanks.

God, did Eddie just want to bite those flushed cheeks. They were just too cute.

“It’s worth a lot, actually,” Steve whispered. He stood up and shouldered his backpack. “Catch you later, Eds.”

Shit that little nickname had Eddie’s heart doing overtime.

****

Steve was outside the middle school waiting for Dustin to come out. His mom had asked Steve to pick him because she had to stay after hours at work for a meeting.

He drummed his fingers on the steering wheel as he hummed to the music in his head. He could have turned on the radio but Dustin hated his music didn’t like him blaring it for the whole school to hear.

His eyes kept flicking to the rearview mirror to see his backpack on the backseat. He wanted to go over the ones he got today. There had been some really good ones. Ones that melted his insides and turned them to goo.

He bit his lip and checked the mirror again. He looked at his watch and he still had a couple minutes until the bell rang.

Steve whirled around and grabbed the bag. He ripped it open and pulled out his trapper keeper. Tucked in the front pocket were the hearts. He ran his fingers over the outline the hearts made on the plastic pocket.

He pulled out the hearts and read over each one. Tracing the names of the givers, thinking about each name and wondering where they were from.

There was a thump on his window startling him. He looked up to see Dustin making faces at him through the glass.

Steve shook his head and unlocked the passenger door to let the twerp in.

“Looking at pink hearts, Steve?” Dustin asked with the shake of his head. “So pathetic.”

Steve rolled his eyes and tried to put the hearts back in the folder, but Dustin snatched them from him and wouldn’t let him take them back.

“Come on, man!” Steve whined. “They’re none of your business.”

“I want to see which girls are giving the Steve Harrington Valentine’s hearts,” Dustin said, wagging his eyebrows.

“Dude, give it up,” he growled. “The pink hearts are friendship hearts, the red ones are the romantic ones. So give it back.”

The younger teen cocked his head to the side and said, “No.”

Steve folded his arms and glared at him.

“Aren’t you going to take me home?” Dustin asked after they sat in silence for a minute or two.

“Not until you give them back.”

Dustin just shrugged. “It’s your funeral if we get home after my mom does.”

Steve threw his arms in the air, but turned the engine and started the car toward the Hendersons.

“These are actually really sweet, Steve,” Dustin said after a couple of minutes. “I like the idea of friendship hearts. That way you don’t accidentally send the wrong message.”

Steve just shrugged.

“You do know that some of these are fake names, right?”

Steve rolled his eyes and dared to look over at him. “Yes, of course I do. I am familiar with D’Artagnan after you named a fucking demodog after him, thanks.”

Dustin cocked his head to the side and then shrugged. “That’s fair. What you probably don’t know is that Aramis, Porthos, and Athos are the names of the Three Musketeers.”

Steve pursed his lips and nodded. “That’s cool.” They hit a stop sign and Steve looked over and pulled out one. “What about this one? Tommy H. thinks it’s short for Kassie, but none of the girls at our school spell it like that.”

Dustin took the heart and looked at it. “Kas. Kas. Yeah, okay. That does sound familiar. Can I get back to you on that one?”

“Sure thing, bud.”

Steve pulled up to curb to let Dustin out. “You got your key? If you don’t, you can hang out with me until your mom gets home.”

Dustin began rummaging around in his bag and Steve snatched the hearts away before he could bend them.

The kid pulled out his keys with a triumphant, “Eureka!”

Steve shook his head. “You are such a dweeb. Go on, get.”

“Bye, Steve!”

“Next time say thank you, asshole!” Steve called out the window.

Dustin turned around and gave him the double middle finger.

Steve shook his head and drove off. Why he loved that kid, he had no idea.

When he got home he pulled out the little notebook and placed the pink hearts in with the rest. All but the one from Kas. Those he kept in his wallet. He really couldn’t place why. There was just something about what they said that made him feel warm and not in the fuzzy friendship way that the others did.

There was the first one:

-Stevie I like the way you’re kind even when it doesn’t benefit you. Kas

Which Steve loved but the others were just as sweet.

-Stevie You have a great laugh, you don’t have to hide it. Kas

-Stevie That shirt today really brings out the color in your eyes. Kas

And Steve’s personal favorite:

-Stevie Each day is brighter because you’re in it. Kas

There was one for each day he got hearts in his locker so he assumed it was all the same person.

He slid it next to the other three hearts in the billfold portion of his wallet and put the wallet next to his keys on his desk. Then he put the little notebook back, careful to make sure it was well hidden.

He wasn’t sure what his dad would do about the mementos but Steve really didn’t want to find out.

He was really going to miss getting the hearts over the weekend. They really had become the highlight of his day.

He sighed and buckled down to work on his homework. It wasn’t as though he had anything better to do with his time. He wasn’t invited to any parties, he didn’t have friends to hang out with, and the people who would hang with him were fourteen year olds and they all had bedtimes.

He briefly thought about calling Eddie, but the guy had friends, unlike Steve and was probably doing something with them. Probably that nerd game that Eddie had a club for.

He buried his head in his hands.

Steve sighed. Fuck his life was depressing as shit.

With another sigh, he resigned himself to another lonely weekend.

****

Part 7 Part 8

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[agoldengalaxy]

ninja sex party lore:

- they’ve known each other since they were babies

- they live together

- danny used to be a ninja and gave it up to dance and sing

- ninja brian kills all of danny’s other friends

- ninja brian has an std

- danny cries before, during, and after sex. also just while thinking about it

- ninja brian is very supportive in danny’s endeavor to fuck inanimate objects

- for a road trip, danny packs kimonos. ninja brian packs a toothbrush, a teddy bear, and a knife

- danny banged la desh

- danny’s favorite muffin is banana nuts. ninja brian’s is blueberry

- ninja brian can teleport with smoke bombs

- they totally know what death metal is

- they are best friends :’)

[musicallyseducingallthehotties]

New character refs from the Death Metal vid

Bonus! Ninja Brian in the Tre Magnifique getup

and the lads in corpse paint

[brokehorrorfan]

Artwork from Here Complex Gallery's "Based on the Comic" exhibit is available. I’ve highlighted some of my favorite genre-related pieces:

Predator by Brian Hebets

The Umbrella Academy by Fitz

Oldboy by Garbhan Grant

Heavy Metal by Aaron Lea

Hellboy by Luke T. Benson

30 Days of Night by Fredlobo Lopez

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by Glen Brogan

Ultraman by 12sketches

Judge Dredd by Daniel Shearn

Batman by Josh Beamish

[the-babygirl-polls]

Babygirl Polls Lineup: Week Three

Hi everyone! Here is the lineup for the third week of the Babygirl Polls! Thanks to everyone for your submissions!

Chris McLean (Total Drama)

Diego Brando (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)

Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Benjamin/Hokma (Lobotomy Incorporation)

Sir Crocodile (One Piece)

Leone Abbacchio (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)

Getou Suguru (Jujustsu Kaizen)

Yami Bajura (Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters)

Troy Barnes (Community)

Cahara (Fear and Hunger)

Zuke (No Straight Roads)

Five Pebbles (Rain World)

Obito Uchiha (Naruto)

Matt (Eddsworld)

Spamton G. Spamton (Deltarune)

Luo Binghe (Scum Villain Self Saving System)

Raphael (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

Death (Discworld)

Kimimaro (Naruto)

Cronus Ampora (Homestuck)

Lorenz Hellman Gloucester (Fire Emblem)

The Doctor (Doctor Who)

Riddle Rosehearts (Twisted Wonderland)

Klaus (The Vampire Diaries)

Caroline (The Vampire Diaries)

Jammie Tartt (Ted Lasso)

Catra (She-Ra)

Adora (She-Ra)

Natalie (Yellowjackets)

Prince Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Caesar Flickerman (The Hunger Games)

Sasha Nein (Psychonauts)

Scott Pilgrim (Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Scott Pilgrim Takes Off)

Vergil Sparda (Devil May Cry)

Aran Ryan (Punch Out!!!)

Raymond (Animal Crossing)

Randall Ascot (Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask)

Peter B. Parker (Into the Spiderverse)

DJ Octavio (Splatoon)

Tape (Paper Mario: Original King)

Tangent (I Was A Teenage Exocolonist)

Gargamel (The Smurfs)

Tobari Durandal Kumohira (Nabari no Ou)

Emil Castagnier (Tales of Symphonie: Dawn of a New World)

Israel "Izzy" Hands (Our Flag Means Death)

Deadpool (Marvel)

Viago (What We Do In The Shadows)

Julian Devorak (The Arcana)

Grimer Wormtongue (Fleetway Sonic Comics)

Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Sea Hawk (She-Ra)

Muriel (Good Omens)

Axel (Kingdom Hearts)

Crowley (Good Omens)

Castiel (Supernatural)

Crowley (Supernatural)

Jack Skellington (Nightmare Before Christmas)

Bow (She-Ra)

Scorpia (She-Ra)

Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death)

Oluwande Boodhari (Our Flag Means Death)

Dr. James Wilson MD (House MD)

Seeley Booth (Bones)

Will Graham (Hannibal)

Niklaus Hendrix (Just Roll With It: Riptide)

Ambrosius Goldenloin (Nimona (2023))

Hawkeye Pierce (M*A*S*H*)

Sandalphon (Granblue Fantasy)

Kai (Kung Fu Panda)

Tai Lung (Kung Fu Panda)

Mikoko Mikoshiba/Mikorin (Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-Kun)

Saul Goodman/Jimmy McGill (Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul)

Doctor Starline (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Adam Stanheight (Saw (2004))

Infinite the Jackal (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Xenk Yendar (Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves)

Espio the Chameleon (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Neo (The Matrix)

Morgana Pendragon (BBC Merlin)

John Reese (Person of Interest)

Dr. Cameron (House MD)

Anthony "Anton" Herzen (Professor Layton and the Elysian Mask)

Drumbot Brian (The Mechanisms)

Ivan (Shadow and Bone)

Holland Vosjik (Shades of Magic)

Hannibal Lecter (Hannibal)

Jesus (The Bible)

Edgward/Nygma (Batman)

Gabriel Reyes/Reaper (Overwatch)

Big Boss (Metal Gear Solid)

Gunpowder Tim (The Mechanisms)

Gaueko (Nasty Dogs)

Hancock (Fallout)

Mothman (American Folklore)

Harry Wilson (Leverage: Redemption)

Kiyoka Kudou (My Happy Marriage)

Rand al'Thor (Wheel of Time)

Nam Seon-ho (My Country: The New Age)

Steven Grant (Marvel)

Howl Jenkins Pendragon (Howl's Moving Castle)

Redos (cuz i messed up in one way or another)

Jason Todd (DC Comics)

[rainbowfeatherart]

6969 Stopmotion pt1

6969 is a stop motion music video created by Apartment D Films and sung by NinjaSexParty. It is one of my current favourite short stopmotion films there is as it includes so many different mix medias including a clip of someones actual hand! It is an absolute explosion of madness, colours and different textures and I absolutely adore it. The animation pairs perfectly with the comedy of the song

The plot

I thought I should sumarise the plot as it is 8 minutes long. The song is supposed to be an immature comedy song and not to be taken seriously and a funny stop motion fits the theme so well.

The song is more of a musical journey, i would best describe it as a sexy bohemian rhapsody. It follows the story of Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian on their journey on a time machine spaceship to find the sexiest year, earth in 6969. However when they get there it isnt sexy at all as sex has been outlawed by the council of Dick Elders. Danny tries to reason with them but they don’t listen so he finds a girl and has sex with her, doing so causes everyone to rebel and have a multi million person orgy across the globe. The Dick Elders are not happy and try to kill them but luckily Ninja Brian takes them all out, leaving the planet safe from their reigiem and free to have sex. Danny and Brian leave knowing they have saved the earth.

The Puppets

I adore the puppets in this animation! Theyre have lovely felt hair and it reminds me of how I like working in stop motion as I made my ‘a boy walks through a door’ film out of felted puppets. I love it when puppets are more tactile like this rather than just silicone. The eyes and mouth are animated with pieces of paper they change out and it makes the characters look really cartoony and i love this aproach. The armatures are very simple unlike most professional studios and are simply wire tightly bound together with the main part of the puppet seeming to be made of a soft foam.

The production of these puppets is really inspiring to me as I want to get into stop motion but it is so difficult as I don’t have the supplies to make a puppet as so many in the industry use big metal armatures and 3d printed faceplates. However, seeing here this team use just twisted up wire and that allow their characters to be so flexible and move so well makes me feel like it would be possible for me to make a puppet like this too one day even though i have such little experience in it as of current. The use of paper instead of plastic eyes or interchangeable mouth plates is so clever as thats something i could do too by attatching them with a bit of blue tack. It just makes me feel really excited to do more stop motion as the 6969 music video proves that it can be done on a lower budget scale and still look amazing. I even feel like the paper eyes are extremely expressive, you can really get a feel for Ninja Brians personality and feelings just through his eyes and the characters really do feel like they’re alive in their cartoon world. The paper to me also reminds me of when 2D mouths and eyes is animated over the top of stop motion puppets during post production, but i much prefer the paper technique!

In part 2 i will discuss other animation techniques that are involved in 6969.

[sjbattleangel]

Ugh! Yep. Steven Universe is considered by many to be completely identical to hateful bile like The Turner Diaries. You know? Because an incredibly diverse, queer friendly animation milestone created by a non-binary, bisexual Jewish woman and one of the most horrific acts of Neo-Nazi hate speech committed to page are totally the same! (Sarcasm) It gets worse! Cartoons considered "Irredeemable Media":

Steven Universe

She-Ra

Star Vs,

Voltron: Legendary Defender,

Young Justice,

Most Disney films

TMNT 2012

My Hero Academia

Naruto

Kill La Kill

Dragon Ball Z

AKIRA

Anything by Satoshi Kon

Evangelion

Heavy Metal

Anything by Ralph Bakshi

Teen Titans (GO! and '03)

Anything by Greg Weisman

Anything by Don Bluth

Ren & Stimpy

Rick & Morty

Futurama

The Simpsons Comics considered "Irredeemable Media":

Anything by Dan Slott,

Anything by Geoff Johns

Anything by Jason Aaron

Anything by Jonathan Hickman

Anything by Grant Morrison

Anything by Scott Snyder

Anything by James Tynion IV

Anything by Joshua Williamson

Anything by Marjorie Liu

Anything by Devin Grayson

Anything by Vita Ayala

Anything by Ann Nocenti

Anything by Rick Reminder

Anything by Chris Claremont

Anything by Jeremy Whitley

Anything by Sina Grace

Anything by Adam Glass

Anything by Brian Michael Bendis

Anything by Joe Glass

Anything by Leah Williams

Anything by Katsuhiro Otomo

Anything by Marv Wolfman

Anything by G. Willow Willson

Gail Simone's entire Birds Of Prey run

Anything by Gail Simone

Anything by Tom Taylor

Anything by Tom King

The entire X-Men series

The entire Deadpool series

The Dark Knight Returns

The Killing Joke

Watchmen Video games considered "Irredeemable Media":

Grand Theft Auto

Doom

The Last Of Us 1 and 2

Wolfenstein: The new Order and The New Colossus

Bayonetta

Tomb Raider (old and new)

Fire Emblem

Ninja Gaiden

Dragon's Crown

Ratchet and Clank

Jak and Daxter

Sly Cooper

Persona

Final Fantasy

Sonic The Hedgehog

Street Fighter

Soul Calibur

Halo

Bioshock

Bioshock Infinite

Metal Gear Solid Films considered "Irredeemable Media":

Everything by Stanley Kubrick

Everything by Brian De Palma

Everything by Quentin Tarantino

Everything by Clint Eastwood

Everything by Tim Burton

Everything by Wes Anderson

Everything by Dario Argento

Everything by John Carpenter

everything by Sergio Leone

Everything by Sam Peckinpah

Everything by Rian Johnson

Everything by J.J Abrams

Everything by Matt Reeves

Everything by Sam Raimi

Deadpool 1 and 2

The Dark Knight Trilogy

Everything by P.T.A Anderson

Everything by Tim Miller

Everything by Steven Soderburgh

Everything by Oliver Stone

Everything by Gaspar Noe'

Everything by Paul Verhoven

Everything by David Cronenburg

Everything by Alfred Hitchcock

Everything by David Lynch

everything by David Fincher

Everything by Lars Von Trier

The Mad Max series

The Matrix

The Indiana Jones series

The Star Wars series

Any film from the 80's

The entire horror genre

Nearly all of the MCU

A.N: This list is MOSTLY satirical. A.N.N: Yes, it's Toxic Purity Culture. A.N.N.N: This is stupid.

What the fuck is irredeemable media? I thought it was The Turner Diaries and Nazi shit but people are saying Steven Universe is irredeemable? Classic literature?

The hell are they smoking?

Yeah, "irredeemable media" is basically just another purity culture term. It basically just means "anything and everything I don't like" at this point.

[sagehaleyofficial]

🎓 "8 #RockMusicians Who Have Doctoral Degrees" 🎓 - new video on my YouTube channel! Watch now: https://youtu.be/8rug9Z59vk0 

Which musician's master class would YOU enroll in? Tell me in the comments below! ⬇️

[anaalnathrakhs]

Ninja Sex Party is diet power metal no I will not elaborate

[grump-music]

The Hero of Rhyme (Starbomb Remix/Mashup) - HollowTunes

Solid track. I like this guy’s take on remixes, and he’s made some of my favourites from a while back.

[musicallyseducingallthehotties]

I am 100% on board with the idea that Danny Sexbang is neurodivergent in some capacity. However, I would like to provide some arguments of my own as well as some counterarguments, especially since I'm on the spectrum.

The argument for Danny being on the spectrum is the strongest in this section, because this man is beyond normal.

Outside of the music videos and his boning shenanigans, Danny seems like a perfectly normal guy all things considered. That changes when he's in the booty mood. He becomes more performative, trying to peacock his way into getting into a chick's pants by any means necessary.

I'm going to assume that these behaviors are a manifestation of OCD. More specifically the compulsive side. Unfortunately I don't have OCD, so I really can't say that with confidence.

"I Don't Know What We're Talking About" is so ADHD coded that I can't help but say that Danny Sexbang canonically has ADHD.

"Dance Till You Stop" was another song that I heavily related to. Mainly that it screamed introvert vibes. It seems like Danny will only be his performative self in scenarios where he's most comfortable with (say, orgies or with close friends) or scenarios that he has planned meticulously. Anywhere else? Total introvert.

...Oh shit I forgot "It's Bedtime" and "Death Metal" existed.

I'm gonna chalk those two up with "These two thought that the one method for one child would work for everyone" and "doesn't know what death metal is".

....oh shit that can also be chalked up to social unawareness.

....Damn every time I try to find evidence that goes against the argument, I find more evidence that supports it!

I've seen this happen only when he's communicating with Ninja Brian. Not sure if I want to file this under autism. Unless there's other examples I have missed...

This man is a serial liar that weaves stories so overblown that it's impossible to deny that they aren't real. Not really an autism trait.

But where I can see this argument being supported is with him being really proud of his... ahem, extracurricular activities, regardless of how embarrassing they can be. No Reason Boner is the exception to this rule.

My guess is that his confidence skyrockets when his schemes are fully planned out and going smoothly.

In my experience, following a set schedule is totally an autism trait. Not sure about the overconfidence though.... I do get pretty comfy in a set schedule. I guess it could work like that. *shrugs*

I might also have to chalk that up to his hypersexuality and his peacocking behavior. The recent halloween video does support the above argument, what with his affinity for sequins, but it seems more like a personal preference.

I've only seen this in Welcome to my Parent's House and Sports Anthem. Unfortunately these are not enough examples to support an argument.

....They do support another argument though.

My guess is that, while he can handle failure, he can't handle failure that involves embarrassment or his ego getting shattered to bits.

It does feel like this man has a hard time dealing with scenarios that he has a hard time controlling, so you might be on to something.

That man sleeps with a plush toy every night. I'm gonna say that's probably just for the music videos, but... yeah. Not beating the allegations, my guy.

100%.

I wouldn't say it's a special interest. I mean, this man bangs furniture, plants, aliens, and food along with hot babes.

That's not a special interest. That seems like an obsessive compulsive desire.

I unfortunately have to disagree with this. "The Sacred Chalice" might be a part of the NSP lore, but it is not enough to support the autism claims.

The chart was there only once and might very well be a part of his performance.

Also that book was a "for dummies" book, and it was for a very hyper-specific scenario that he was trying to follow.

Conclusion: Danny Sexbang is 100% neurodivergent. He canonically has ADHD. Autism wise? Probably on the high functioning rung, or in DS5 terms "level 1". He is also hyper-sexual, which could very well be a facet of OCD.

i literally just wrote an entire manifesto explaining how danny sexbang has autism and somehow it has been completely wiped from my phone. this is an ableist hate crime

update - check rbs for a quick summary! 👀