#Meanwhile…

[und-dann-war-es-fast-gut]

die ehemaligen Einzelgänger:innen

[somebluemelodies]

currently going through the duality of fandom in which while one fandom i’m in (this one) is absolutely wonderful to me and i adore so many of the people i’ve met and want to hug them all, and with the other one (undisclosed for all intents and purposes), almost every ounce of joy and whimsy is met with 4-5 people whose walls i want to hide in and shake their shoulders begging them to be kinder (not to me, to other people)

like sure you’re allowed to dislike something, that’s your human-given right, but holy shit some people could stand to not be so mean😭

anywhomst’ve thanks for coming to my tiny tedtalk LOVE U GUYS <3

[evilhorse]

Meanwhile… column by Doug Moench (circa May 1986)

[dirtgemini]

really curious cause so many new people have come in with the recent album :)

[marine-paint]

[Running through the nearby forest, crowbar and shovel in hand, is none other than Gale themself. They’re sprinting in no particular direction, but one that he knows “Moth” and The Traveller are not in.]

Okay. Okay okay okay okay okay. This is really happening. I’m not dreaming or anything. I got everything done so far: put up a VPN for my phone, water down the molasses to drain it, put the gloves on the table, and now I’m just… running. My computer should be fine. I think I locked it up somewhere they can’t find it. I can’t go back and check though.

Oh no, my book! I forgot my book!

(I’m sure it’ll be fine. If I know anything about weird supernatural cursed books, they’re bound to show up in your new location eventually.)

[mycological-mariner]

Curing my depression by listening to the episode of the rival funeral parlour show about the mortician and the agnostic vicar teaming up to write an erotic novel

[s-brant]

i hope twitter larries who claim to support lgbt people realize their insistence that acknowledging harry’s attraction to women is “erasure” (of his identity as a lgbt person) is pan/biphobic as fuck like get a grip

[zadien]

It’s the first day of camp Nano, I don’t know what I’m writing but I’ll be writing something but FIRST I gotta take down an imperial army. I’m sure I can fit both in.

[5ellaal5]

Podcast recommendation:

You’re Wrong About episode on Amy Fisher

And think about Sarah Marshall’s concept: Surprised Consent

I had forgotten

But Cards Against Humanity is really great at fostering empathy and collaboration while pretending to be antisocial. It’s kind of fascinating!

Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

[victusinveritas]

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

[mioakem]

bro gay ppl cannot break up normally

[cleolinda]

“What do you mean the tower is gone? Are you sure you’re in the right place? I actually used more colorful words than that,” Brett Elmore recounted to NBC News. “He said there’s wires all over the ground and the tower is gone.”

[frownyalfred]

“Bruce Wayne’s superpower is money” Bruce Wayne’s superpower is the ability to actively have a full-fledged panic attack and still look Superman himself dead in the eye without any of his vitals changing. Heart rate is a solid 60 BPM. You can’t even see him breathing. Put some respect on my man’s name.

[shabbytigers]

[dirtgemini]

like gorillaz dropped their first ep mid-2021 kinda outta nowhere with 3 perfect bangers on it and i never hear anybody even mention em, do ppl know meanwhile… ep exists??? like?? jimmy, ever heard of him? do you have a sense of deja vu with this record? meanwhile i’m slamming the repeat button

[rox-and-prose]

i love the french, i love the way they pronounce Rs like they're disgusted with them