#Meals in a Mug

[dailyfoodlovers]

shivering on your door step wet and in the rain because you wouldnt let me in even thouogh i scratched a lot on the door really loud and now im dead

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

currently baking a slab of muffin batter on a aluminum-foil-lined pan in a convection oven. will let you all know how it goes

[scarredlove]

Oh don't worry- They've been following me for MONTHS

cough cough @certified-handler cough

[mugrootbeer]

Mug root beer is a great drink that can go with any meal.

[ganonfan1995]

Not to yuck anyone's yum, but it's wild how much trad-wife botw Zelda content exists.

[greyias]

I should just start making a compilation of these exaggerated sad faces he keeps making trying to convince me to feed him a whole thirty minutes early

[sae-mian]

*kicks ur door down* NIRASAE MEETING ESENT-

"If you ever need help, you're welcome to ask for it..."

Going solely off first impressions, I think their healer brain would kick in BIG TIME. The poor thing looks like he's not had any good rest in years, goodness knows what else may be wrong with him. Nira'sae would want to help - though, they'll still wait for permission. They're not the sort to force that on someone.

(Unless it's life or death, of course.)

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impressions

[gentleraccoon]

my spouse and i have this poor bitch dessert we call " the apple thing" and it goes like this:

get an apple, cut it up into little bits, probably diced

you don't have to peel it if you don't want to, but my spouse likes it peeled. i, on the other hand, do not mind the peel

stick the cut up pieces in a large mug

plop a tablespoon of sugar in the mug, then a tablespoon of flour, then a tablespoon of butter, then sprinkle whatever amount of cinnamon your heart desires. stir it to the best of your ability, but the butter will probably not be soft. that's fine.

microwave it for like. 30 seconds. stir it after that, then microwave for 30 seconds again. stir once more, then nuke it again for perhaps 30 - 60 more seconds.

eat it, be comforted by the warm apple, the perfect portion, the cozy cinnamon, the sweetness of the sugar, the relative ease of preparing such a small but satisfying treat

[tropicana-on-the-walkway]

Somewhere out there is an only child to a blue collar dad and a stay at home millennial mom and they are living better than you have ever lived. When I die that's who I want to come back as.

[hellloooblue]

Chocolate mug cake: 101 calories

Dry Ingredients:

2 tbs of All Purpose Flour: 50 calories

2 tbs of Stevia Sweetener: 0 calories

1 tbs of Unsweetened Cocoa Powder: 10 calories

1/2 tsp of PB2 (Powdered Peanut Butter): 5 calories

Wet ingredients:

2 tbs of 2% Milk: 15 calories

1/2 tsp of Olive Oil: 20 calories

Directions:

In a mug, combine all dry ingredients and then combine wet ingredients.

Place mug into microwave for 60 seconds.

Let sit for 1-2 minutes after cooking before eating.

Note:

This cake comes out very dense.

Feel free to change up the recipe and add notes or suggestions in the notes!

Disclaimer:

This is an estimate, I do my best to calculate the meals the best I can but I’m not an expert. I use a weight loss app to help calculate the calorie count.

The goal of these meals is to help me with portion control as I tend to over eat. This is one of many things that I eat during the day so please make sure to eat other things as well.

[seaquestions]

i had a dream that drawfee posted a video titled “We Need To Make An Exchange” and it was an irl video of them trying to cook a christmas dinner together (with some very unsafe kitchen practices from nathan and karina in particular) and they ended up with a frying pan that just had oil, failed remains of something fried, one half-melted slice of jarlsberg cheese, coffee dregs and a green bean.

[stellewriites]

why do things just taste better in bowls instead of on plates??

[sweeetrandall]

i need him

[whisperofthewaves]

in my can’t do dishes era again

[mycological-mariner]

If I unpack one more box I’m gonna weep. I don’t even have a fridge yet. Why do I have so many pots and pans and nothing to cook in them.

Also, re: no fridge, I am SUFFERING without having any milk. I need my tea and my tea needs milk

[onpyre]

chicken pupusa with fermented cabbage and a pacifico 😌