#Me out

[livsoulsecrets]

I saw like two incarnations of Barbara Gordon who had a romantic link to Bruce Wayne and almost threw up

[unhetalia]

idk why but in my head when I try to imagine insults that i think would really piss off characters, al will forever be heifer. actually that’s a lie I do know why. it’s cause he is one.

have u ever seen a girl cow who hasn’t gotten pregnant and afj in the same room… I think not…

He's VERY sensitive about how he hasn't yet been impregnated.

[hecate-spawn]

I think after dating two women the general consensus is that I'm really bad at dating because I rush into things but very good at getting broken up with and staying on hood terms because we were better as friends anyway

[ripdragonbeans]

I love actors, I really do, but can we please chill a bit when it comes to their bodies? Not the characters but the actual actors? Actors who are nude in scenes are being super vulnerable. I get that we're all excited to see more *steamy* things but please please please respect the actors.

[nomaishuttle]

Screams so loudly

[smute]

as a non-american the fact that zillow exists absolutely blows my mind. like, not only can you easily find out how much a random person's house is worth, which is creepy enough, but you can easily find photos from old listings, even whole floor plans? the price history??? that stuff is just. out there for the whole world to see lmao it's incredible.

[morganbritton132]

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[lrndvs]

compliments from girls go hard

[hansoeii]

the honda odyssey, huh?

[ugartecoco]

the transition im crying

[void-drifter]

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[as-i-watch]

Between the lesbian that cant beat the monsterfucker allegations and the autistic man with the special interest, she really underestimated her crowd

[kenapiece-main]

Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job