#Maximum distances

[talongear]

[ruporas]

pet names

[ID: Black and white comic of Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun Maximum. Vash overhears a conversation from a nearby table at the restaurant they're seated at, the unnamed character saying, "Honey, can you pass me that?" Their partner says, "Sure thing, angel." The unnamed character begins again, "Say, did you hear the news from earlier?" In response, "Haven't got the chance. Tell me about it?" Vash smiles fondly, listening in as the conversation continues, "You'd never guess, babe! The runner--" Abruptly, the conversation is cut in by a "Needle nogging", Vash's expression changing instantly and no longer smiling. The panel cuts to Wolfwood who smiles lop-sidedly, pointing at Vash's plate and says, "If you're not going to eat that. I'll take it." Vash grabs the plate and holds it away and says, "Mine" while Wolfwood clicks his tongue. He pauses for a moment before asking slowly, "Hey, is there any reason you don't use cute names with me?" Wolfwood lifts a cup of water up to his lips, looking confused. He says, "I do though." Vash cuts in, "Spikey and needle nogging aren't cute!"

Vash continues with a shy expression, "Since we're together now..." he trails off and Wolfwood picks up, taking a sip of water as he says thoughtfully, "Together, huh..." Vash pauses in his sentence with a look of confusion before reaffirming, "We are together, right?" Wolfwood nods, "Right." Vash says, "Right", before continuing, his shy expression returning, "Then you can use stuff like... honey or-" Wolfwood cuts in this time and says casually, "You're not a honey though." A panel cuts of Vash's expression changing again, shocked. He asks, "Huh? Then who is?" Wolfwood says immediately, "Milly." Vash exclaims, "Milly?!" Wolfwood continues, "She's sweet, just like honey." A bubble pops up of Milly smiling as Wolfwood speaks. Vash continues, "Okay, true... What about sweetpea?" Wolfwood responds, "Kids. Kids are sweetpea. And pumpkin too." Vash continues, "Okay... What about baby?" Wolfwood says without hesitation, "Meryl." Vash exclaims again, "Meryl?!" Wolfwood explains," Noisy, like a baby." Vash mutters, "Hey, that's a bit mean..."

Vash continues persistently, "Then what about babe?" Wolfwood shrugs with a grin, "You are not a babe." Vash looks at him, slightly frustrated before exclaiming with flushed cheeks, "Then what am I?!" Wolfwood points at his hair and smiles softly, "I told you. You're the one and only needle nogging." A panel closes in on Vash's widen eyes, cheeks still red, pausing before he ultimately resigns, planting his face into the palms of his hands and muttering, "I give up..." At the same time, Wolfwood sneaks and grabs the plate of food that Vash left unattended, saying in response, "You get up cuaght up about the dumbest things, y'know that?"

The comic then picks up again to a jump in time, after they've left the restaurant. Wolfwood muses to Vash, "You said all that about the names earlier, but I don't hear ya using them for me." Vash looks to him excitably and asks, "Did you want me to?" Wolfwood looks at him with an uncertain expression, "Not really, but I guess I am curious..." Vash beams, "Then let's try some, okay... dear?" He fingerguns Wolfwood with a grin, little hearts surrounding him. Wolfwood just looks at him neutrally and says, "Okay," while thinking to himself, "Cute..." Vash exclaims, "So unenthusiastic!"

The next comic picks up at a different time, but on the same theme of pet names. Vash hugs Wolfwood and says to him, "Thank you, my love." A panel close up of Vash steadily opening his eyes before he sees Wolfwood's reaction up close, his eyes glancing away, cheeks flushed, and the smoke out of his cig forming soft hearts as he mutters, "Sure..." In a smaller, cartoonish style, Vash has a comedically exaggerated expression of shock and widened eyes as he grips Wolfwood by the shoulders while Wolfwood still wears a shy expression. He then nudges his head to the side of Wolfwood's with a close eyed happy smile, hugging him close and says, "So, there WAS one you liked!" Wolfwood, still looking away, but now with an irritated and embarrassed expression, grumbles, "Shut up..."

The final image is a short sequence. Wolfwood is working on something, spacing out as he does, while Vash from off screen calls for him, starting with "Babeeee? Babe? Beautiful? Honey? My love?" All of which gets no reaction from Wolfwood. Vash pauses for a moment before piping up again, "wolfwood?" Wolfwood turns around, finally noticing that Vash was calling for him and asks, "What?" A box at the bottom of the page says, "Unresponsive to anything other than his names." END ID]

[ingravinoveritas]

Just thinking about this interview for no real reason at all right now...

[revenantghost]

It's not just at you, but all of us. But why, why are we always finding new reasons to cry because of Wolfwood's death ? I swear, even if I'm not someone that into fandoms, that this fandom can NOT get over this, I've never seen this happen anywhere else ! Even in One Piece ! We cried for a boat and still do, but we can BREATHE between cry sessions

Like, I swear volume 10 is cursed, there's no other way that a fandom can be traumatized by a couch

Honestly, Wolfwood may haunt the rest of the narrative of Trimax, but he's also haunting the narrative of my life. I thought that I was going to be normal about Trigun. I haven't had any story hold my interest more than three months, much less have I really gotten into any fandoms. And then. That damn (beloved) manga.

I hate the couch, I admire the couch, I loathe the couch, I cry upon seeing the couch

What sort of drug did Nightow put in that fucking couch???

(Grief. That's the drug he put in it. A grief far too deep and far too real.)

[njere]

Colours of the distant Universe, redshifted.

[pin-yao]

[rennessillyarchive]

"codependent vashwood" wolfwood died partly because he didn't want to depend on vash 😭

[justintaco]

LOVE that Ononoki refuses to give Nadeko even the bare minimum of personal space during every conversation

[trashvampiree]

thinking about how hard Michael stares at Star the first time he sees her, bro isn't even just checking her out at that point he's fucking READING her

[chibimui]

*laughs* Shall I take you and gobble you up? C'mere - Jinshi

(obligatory "this is just a fan translation" disclaimer)

[carmendeiact2whenplz]

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE AMOS BOW

Hear me out- it’s the strongest weapon (in terms of lore) in Genshin.

So far, we don’t know exactly how or why it was originally created- which to be fair, how exactly would go about creating a weapon that “draws power from everyone and everything in the world?”

But regardless- *Very* long story short, its original user managed to (or at least it was sorta implied) kill a god with it. However, according to the ingame cutscene where it’s shown that Amos is holding the bow, it’s purple and white as opposed to blue and white. Meaning the bow is less than level 40, nowhere near its max level, not to mention refinements (though I’m not sure how that would work in canon)

Let’s say the lore accurate strength of the bow is the strongest when they’re not only physically far from what they want, but the thing they want is virtually unobtainable.

Amos and Ganyu both have things they want but can’t have, but they also have plenty of things that they want but do currently have, and while their lives probably aren’t amazing, it isn’t too terrible either, and they’re still pretty strong with that bow (not entirely sure about Ganyu’s power with the bow, but I assume she’s most likely fairly strong given she’s an Adepti)

Now imagine someone who has nothing. All their loved ones are far away and/or dead, all their dreams have been crushed, they have no money, no friends, no will to live, etc. And then they somehow pick up this bow. If they shoot it into the sky at just the right angle, they could literally blow up Celestia with it. And possibly cause the 2nd Cataclysm as well.

TLDR: If someone can alter the entire course of history and cause an end to a war that lasted thousands of years just because they guy they were in love with didn’t like them back, with a level 1 R1 copy of this weapon, this weapon could be *far* more powerful if max level, max refinement if in the wrong hands.

[ladyaster]

For timelines that have both Hector x Florina and Lyn x Rath, please consider Lilina and Sue growing up as penpals.

[excalisi]

Title: to think love and to cherish (till death do us part)

Fandom: Tower of God

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationship/Characters: Baam | Jyu Viole Grace/Khun Aguero Agnis, Baam | Jyu Viole Grace & Khun Aguero Agnis, Khun Aguero Agnis & Shibisu, Baam | Jyu Viole Grace, Khun Aguero Agnis, Shibisu (Tower of God), Original Characters. Androssi Zahard, Khun Eduan, Khun Family (Tower of God)

Rating: T

Status: completed, 16/16

Word count: 17561

Tags: Alternate Universe - Arranged Marriage, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Texting, Crack Treated Seriously, Identity Porn, that one is extremely important, Circumstantial Humor, Angst, i reel u in with my funny premise and witty banter and stab you with my surprise knives of angst, Grief/Mourning, Getting to Know Each Other, i swear this was meant to be way more light hearted than it turned out to be, Chatting & Messaging, Panic Attacks, but not in the pov of someone having them, i say arranged marriage au, but in reality this is just a thinly veiled excuse to try writing a texting fic, Weddings, Hurt/Comfort

Summary: "I'm sorry, what," Shibisu said, blankly.

“Are you going deaf in your old age, grandfather?" Khun said sarcastically, still scowling at his cup. "Do you need me to repeat myself?"

"What the fuck do you mean, you're engaged to Jyu Viole Grace?!" Shibisu demanded, ignoring him.

Khun Aguero Agnis and Jyu Viole Grace, arranged to be married: snippets of fifteen conversations across the twenty seven weeks until their wedding. 

Written for the event TOG Seecret Santa 2022 for @aikotters! happy holidays. i tried my best 😔

[little-shiny-sharpies]

Tomorrow I’m going to bring him shiny rocks

[lesbx]

good news, ive discovered that the maximum dick size in skyrim as per racemenu sliders is somewhere around the distance between riften and solitude, plus a few more hundred or so miles. give or take a little bit for going well beyond the draw distance

[ozzgin]

hear me out...

yandere prison..

runs normally, but the warden hired very specific people

and you just got falsely accused of a heinous crime

Yandere!Prison x Reader

A few years back I actually wanted to make a dating sim with a similar premise! So I might just redraw my old cover and recycle the characters, haha. content: gender neutral reader, violence

You've been accused of a crime you didn't commit. Even worse, you were speedily shipped to a maximum-security prison, despite your horror and your desperate protests. Your lawyers are scrambling to get you out as soon as possible, but it's not a guarantee.

You thought you'd be killed within the first moments after arriving. The three men you're sharing a cell with, however, turned out to be reasonable enough. Unexpectedly so.

The blonde one greeted you with a wide, merry smile. He's the friendliest of the bunch, despite his heavily scarred features. One of them seems to wear a mask at all times, and he doesn't speak much. The last one is polite, though he keeps his distance. His answers are curt and to the point.

You quickly noticed that all other inmates avoid you religiously. The tables empty when you put down your lunch tray, and during breaktime the yard fluctuates with people migrating to whatever corner is farthest away from you.

Today, you finally found out why: one of the prisoners happened to bump into you, and he promptly fell to his knees, begging you to not mention it to your cellmates. You are apparently sleeping next to the leaders of the biggest gang around. Even the guards are terrified to approach them the wrong way; the last one to do so was placed on permanent medical leave.

And yet, they are nice to you. In fact, you'd go as far as to say they're strangely protective of you, always looking out for your safety and hovering in your vicinity like trained dogs.

On your way back, you find the inmate who pleaded for your silence; his head nearly cracked open, held against the bathroom sink by your beloved blonde bunkie.

"Oops! You weren't supposed to see this," he laughs awkwardly. "Why don't you return to our room? I'll join you in a moment."

He flashes you his usual smile, innocent and somewhat silly. This time it appears particularly eerie, given it's stained by fresh splatters of blood.

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