#Matthew Patel Headcanons

[a-crochet-spider]

Matthew Patel headcanons but I'm vaguely mean about it

I really do love him you guys I swear the brainrot is real

• Talks in all caps all the time. He does not know what the word chill means and he never intends to learn.

• Very expressive, especially with body language. Has hit people in the face because of his gesturing and doesn’t apologize.

• As he is a very intense person, his feelings towards people are also very intense, so he is either completely enamored with someone or hates their guts, no in between.

• Sure, he’s super over the top most of the time, but privately he’s the most pathetic sopping wet cat of a man you’ll ever have the (dis)pleasure of meeting.

• His music taste is evenly divided between musicals and 2000s emo music (it was not just a phase and he didn’t grow out of it). He also won't listen to anything else no matter how hard you try to make him.

• He likes Mindless Self Indulgence a lot

• He either dresses in suits or like a homeless teenager. Again, no in between.

• He knows how to knit but if you ever walk in on him doing it he will yell at you to leave (and maybe apologize later for yelling if he likes you).

• Feral bisexual, obviously.

• He’s a trophy husband for sure. He hated being a CEO, he hates working, he just wants to either put on his silly little musicals or stay home.

• He puts so much product in his hair to keep it the specific way he likes it. During the day it’s very crunchy.

• On the topic of personal hygiene, he is extremely on top of taking care himself. It takes him an hour to get ready to go anywhere. His eyeliner is put on with unbelievable care. He picks out most of his outfits with a very specific ideal in mind. He probably has a skin care routine.

• He probably smells nice too. He uses a normal cologne, but it’s probably wildly overpriced and smells really good.

• Quality time is his love language.

• He’s obviously extremely confident in himself but specifically when he knows he’s in charge. If there’s any doubt he will trip tf up.

• Probably knows how to cook. He can and will brag about this.

• Has had a Tumblr blog since middle school where he posts all of his theatre kid brainrot. Nobody knows about this except Ramona, who has graciously not told anyone yet.

• The LIGHTEST sleeper ever. The tiniest thing will wake him up. If you slightly nudge him while he’s asleep he wake up instantly.

• Only likes touch from specific people or if he initiates it first. Anything else results in someone getting physically injured.

• He is incapable of sitting like a normal person. He just bends himself in so many weird ways that he’ll end up taking up the whole sofa if he isn’t stopped.

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Random hcs about Matthew Patel

He used to have an earth tortoise in 7th grade and loved her so much and talked about her all the time with Ramona but one day she escaped and he was so heartbroken that didn't got over it for years

Went to taekwondo for like 6 years and then got bored of it and stopped going

This guy doesn't know SHIT about spanish he barely knows how to say Hola cómo estas

He's bi but didn't knew it until one day he saw a movie where Lucas Lee was the protagonist and something awoke in him (yes I ship them leave me alone and yes I believe with my whole heart that Matthew's bi)

Def a furry like there's no doubt about that (Not like a heavy furry with a fursuit and everything but has a fursona and enjoys furry media)

[nubinublado]

Matthew Patel scoping out the company he just got only to find Gideon's room full of his cryogenically frozen exes and realizing he was actually a part of a 12 step plan to kidnap Ramona

[yandere-toons]

Matthew Patel

Romantic Headcanons - Yandere

WARNING: violence, death, implied stalking, mentions of religious concepts, toxic mindset.

From the moment you invite Matthew into your life, he will carry that memory to his deathbed. The bond you forged that day is unbreakable and immortal for him: he will go blind to all other reasons for living, consumed with rage at your absence, and ecstatic at any sign of your favour.

Talk of other suitors sends Matthew into a frenzy from which he will not emerge until this obstacle to his happiness is laid low. Dispute over the value of certain traits leaves Matthew resentful—of himself for not being better, of the other person for possessing what he lacks, and of the universe for cursing him with such horrid luck.

When such a person speaks your name, Matthew is driven by his own insecurities to loathe them. The sound of their voice becomes like a cheese grater to his ears, a reminder of how close he is to losing his world for the second time, and from thence into a sound he will fight to the death to silence.

The look of this person, particularly when they light up at the mere mention of you and receive such a look in kind, is a ghastly thing. Matthew's takeaway is one of doubt and bad memories, of all the similarities to Ramona's waning interest that he had been too immature and inattentive to rectify. He vows not to make the same mistake twice.

Seemingly overnight, Matthew transforms from a brooding presence lurking in your shadow to a wellspring of offers to solve even the smallest of issues. He makes a habit of dropping to one knee and delivering a Pagliacci-esque soliloquy about how deep his affection runs, professing that you've become his whole world and that to lose you would leave him with nothing.

Despite your promise not to "betray" him, as Matthew so graciously puts it, he fears it would be a mistake to let his guard down. He believes you were sincere at the time, but Ramona's flippant attitude has left him anxious that you may change your tune and turn your back on him for no apparent reason.

For years, Matthew sought answers as to why she hurt him: on bad days, he blames her for playing with his emotions; on worse days, he blames himself for not trying hard enough to become someone she wanted. Now that he has another shot at human connection, this earth will burn before it slips away from him.

Matthew's actions arise from a peculiar sense of justice: he views himself as retribution sent down upon all those who have wronged you. By daring to replace him, their way of looking after you is inherently and unforgivably flawed. Someone who could, in reality, be quite decent will devolve in his mind into a parasite who takes advantage of you.

Whether they are cruel or kind-hearted, what obsesses Matthew and keeps him stewing for potentially years is the notion that they've robbed him of his one chance at happiness. So long as they keep you company, he sees his future darkening.

What should be a private affair, Matthew turns into a spectacle: he takes to the stage in his most flamboyant attire and declares war, goading his enemy to meet their doom at his hand. Everything, from the venue to the battle itself, is a power play, a performance art in which he displays his prowess for all to admire and envy.

Once he has struck the first blow, there is no version of events where Matthew shows mercy or admits defeat. The harder they fight, the prouder he is to butcher them. Their death will be a triumph, a testament to the fact that he is strong enough to win this war. Anyone who rolls over in the face of his challenge must not be truly committed to you and therefore deserves to feel his wrath for stringing you along.

Coming to over the shiny remains of his enemy, Matthew forgets his rage and revells in the thought of having the sole being who brings him happiness. Ready to pick up where he left off and confident he's earned that right, Matthew throws himself at you and proclaims how thrilled he is to be together again.

Matthew struggles to move beyond the past and to envision a future where he is alone. Having spent much of his life pursuing others, Matthew has no concept of living for himself. He stakes his survival on the volume of applause at the end of every performance, and in the home environment, his tendency to cling to petty recognition has taken root in all interactions.

This emotional hunger reveals itself in the unnecessary extremes to which Matthew proves his devotion, convinced that the obsequious nature of his company and continual sacrifices gives them meaning. He jumps at every opportunity to be near you, no exceptions, afraid that missing even one will be termed neglect and spell the ruin of his life with you.

At his best, Matthew is an unrelenting thespian who serenades you with ballads and calligraphic poetry. But at his worst, he is an unstable and violent creature full of pent-up rage, who conspires with Daemonettes to bind your soul to his, making it virtually impossible to give him up for another.

[shulkerbullets]

i also got around to drawing him, but specifically younger matthew obv.

[egotisticaleverything]

I NEED MATTHEW PATEL SFW AND NSFW HEADCANONS/DRABBLES RN PLS PLS I NEED IT

Matthew Patel x (AFAB) Reader HC/Drabbles

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED FROM MY (almost week long) SLUMBER TO SPITBALL MY HEADCANNONS ONCE AGAIN (NSFW and SFW)

NSFW below the cut !!

SFW:

-This man is a cuddler

- he’s like a Kohala hanging onto a tree he will not let go

- he’s basically a second blanket all of his body weight is on you

- he’ll definitely buy you flowers or do one of those cheesy flower spreads along with a candle lit dinner for your anniversary

- he can not cook

- he has burnt water

- he can bake though

- specifically really good at making all types of cookies he’s got a box of secret recipes and he will kill you if you touch them

NSFW:

-Whimpers and whines

-DEFINITELY a sub like

-he’s a little bit of a pillow princess at times

-favourite position? Cowgirl/Reverse cowgirl

-he’s definitely a lap sitter at times

-when you’re busy and he’s needy he’ll just like plop himself down on your thigh n start humping it like a dog until you give him attention

-if you kiss his neck he will MELT.

-boob guy

-VERY MUCH a boob guy

-you wear a shirt with a low cut collar and he’s DROOLING

[sweetstarart]

Scott pilgrim characters ranked by spice tolerance

[k4kkui]

I think he is quite silly

[foxymaskmike]

WOO HEY!!! Made some stamps cause I got BORED!!!! These are just of my hcs + canon stuff (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و

These are sorted in order of when I made them!! Sadly Tumblr's image limit is 10, so ill be posting the next batch tomorrow (stay tuned) ... ps yes they're gonna be posted on DA either today or tomorrow

[adoredmarigold]

I've never watched/read Scott Pilgrim

[chick-magnet-marco]

Im so normal... trust...

Trust...

[a-crochet-spider]

More Matthew headcanons cuz I've been rotating him in my brain for the past week

Sorry this is formatted weird :(

·         He either dresses in suits or like a homeless teenager. Again, no in between.

·        Uses very dramatic, theatrical pet names with his s/os like “my love/dearest/darling”. Life is a musical for and hot damn if he isn’t going to act like it.

·        Ramona fucking hated this when they were dating for a week.

·        His first musical was Rocky Horror Picture Show, which explains a lot about him.

·        He saw it at like ten years old when he found a copy on DVD in his garage or something and watched it when his parents were asleep.

·        He wakes up early on most days but only because he forces himself. He’s not really that much of a morning person.

·        He used to paint his nails in middle school, but doesn’t do it often as an adult because he was probably bullied for it.

·        He started fights online about musicals and refuses to change his opinion even if he’s wrong.

·        I’ve heard a theory that he’s in the military because of the symbol on his jacket sleeve, and he tells everyone that he was, but in reality he just thrifted the jacket and wants people to think he’s cool.

·        He learned self defense after high school because he got bullied a ton, and he’s really good at it clearly.

·        He pretends to like black coffee around other people, but when he’s alone he puts a bunch of cream and sugar and spices in it.

·        He eats up those stupid wolf edits that you see on YouTube reels or whatever (you know the ones I’m talking about).

·        When he’s stressed out he just needs to sit in a dark room by himself and not interact with anyone for a few hours.

·        He has a scar on his upper arm that he’s really vague and mysterious about, but he got it because he tripped and gashed his arm on the corner of a counter.

·        On that note, he’s a walking human disaster yall. He’s agile when fighting and stuff, but every other time he’s constantly getting hurt.

·        No idea how to hold a baby and probably never will learn. He always ends up holding it wrong and the parent always has to grab the baby from him before he hurts it.

·        If anyone calls him Mattie they’re getting decked.

·        He isn’t an outdoorsy person at all. He doesn’t like hiking or dirt or anything of the sort.

·        He only takes naps when he wants to treat himself.

·        He’s pretty claustrophobic and definitely doesn’t like tight spaces. If he has to go in one, he'll end up volunteering someone else to go for him.

·        Doesn’t know what the word passive aggressive means, he just yells at people.

·        He does have a few piercings that he got in high school, including in his ears and septum. He doesn’t really wear any obvious jewelry on them anymore though.

·        He dresses as the Phantom of the opera for Halloween every single year without fail and has since he was thirteen years old.

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

I HAVE A IDEA SCOTT PILGRIM SUBNAUTICA CROSSOVER

Can I request Matthew panel accidentally finding something or managing somehow randomly to summon like Y/n who’s a Sea emperor or a Ghost leviathan headcanons? ((Ofc they’re like his demon lady friends like corporal)) this huge unknown sea creature floats before him,kinda swimming in the air majestically and they stare down at him..but turn out to be a gentle yet firm giant and become his friend,they let him brag and stuff but will step in when needed lol

Anon you just put my two current fixations into one and ily forever for that /p

Also I feel like a Ghost would suit him better

.........

Honest to god, Matthew had no idea how he managed to summon you.

He was just reading up on demonology and how to do stronger summoning spells...

And suddenly you were floating right in front of him: a giant blue bioluminescent sea monster--a species of leviathan class known for their aggressive disposition.

You're the only hybrid of your kind, but it makes no difference. You still have quite the territorial temperament.

But since this human somehow called upon you from Planet 4546B when you've done nothing but swim in the endless void for thousands of years...you kinda like this change of scenery.

So you forego any hostilities, instead following him wherever he may go.

It felt strange being out of the water, but you got used to it quickly.

Despite your colossal size you can easily phase through surfaces and make yourself disappear if need be.

You exist more as an intimidator than a monster who eats divers.

The demon hipster chicks aren't all that crazy about you (not just bc your element is water and theirs is fire, but also bc you were getting more attention from their master now), although they'll work alongside you if you gotta protect him.

Anytime Matthew rolls up to a LO7EE meeting, he likes showing you off and saying "this is [y/n] and they're gonna totally crush Ramona's crush".

Meanwhile everyone else is fucking horrified bc where the hell did the "first boss" get such a powerful beast as a weapon????

If Gideon ever says anything to insinuate experimenting on you or keeping you for himself, Matthew's ready to throw hands IMMEDIATELY.

He doesn't get very far though as you often intervene, assuring them all that you're nobody's trophy or weapon.

But you ARE his voice of reason, however.

The demon chicks certainly aren't.

[scottpilgrimvsmywallet]

some more scott pilgrim character music headcanons bc why not

part 2

[thebabyprince]

omg you should do some caregiver!matthew patel x reader ^_^

Hiiiii!!!!!! Here ya go, hope you like em <3

(By the way, I got an OVERWHELMING in a good way amount of requests, so I might tale some time doing them all, but I'll try my best :] )

Caregiver! Matthew Patel

Matthew's such a corny, dedicated caregiver... He's almost overbearingly sweet and loving to you, treating you like you're the most precious thing in the whole wide world.

Basically, he spoils you rotten. You don't even have to walk most of the time, cause you get to fly around with him.

Congrats on getting a package deal, by the way! You get not only a cg, but four big sisters as well!! Oh Gosh, Demon Hipster chicks, they love you.... not a second is passed with none of them patting your head or cooing at how adorable you are to them. Matty often reminds them to have some patience and give you space.

"Girls, girls! I know you love them, I get it, but please, show some decorum to the little one!!"

He has, like, 200 petnames for you. Uses them endlessly. The one he uses the most is "prince/princess/little royal", cause that's basically what you are.

When you asked him to be your caregiver, he passed out from happines anime-style. Him!!! Papa Matthew!!! It's such a pleasure.

Turns out he really benefits from caring for a little. It helps him feel more important, and puts his cheesiness to a good use.

Tries to establish rules, but fails tremendously, cause there's no way he can refuse you! How could he?? Look at those eyes! He's a villain, not a monster!

The only thing he can be strict about is fire. No fire magic with a baby in the same room!

Matthew enjoys putting together your outfits, so you can match his tremendous pirate-chique style.

Somehow always has your favorite snacks in his pockets.

Whenever you're crying, his first instinct is to distract you. He tries to show a magic trick, then it goes hilariously wrong, and you start giggling. Success, hah! Another great victory for Matthew Patel!

The type of caregiver who hears you babbling and starts going: "Oh, really? There's just no way! This is so ridiculous, tell me more! That's simply... shocking".

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Y'all here me out

Apollo & Hyacinthus

Dionysus & Ampelos

Hermes & Amphion

Ares & Aphrodite