#Marvel brain rot

[shes-an-artist]

AND ANOTHER THING-

I demand DOMESTIC AVENGERS.

DOMESTIC AVENGERS IS WHAT I LIVE FOR PLEASE

give me Natasha being a chaperone for Peter's field trips

Give me Bucky working part time at a garage/car shop fixing the hard problems

Give me Steve running a nightclub

i beg you-

[a-god-in-ruins-rises]

am heading to bed but i just saw this and i have to say this totally misses the point of ancient greek tragedy and why it's so great

[crnl-chicken-tots]

them

[padchai]

Guess who’s back with more poolverine

Part 1

[sevspins]

i’ll never be normal about this because WHAT DO YOU MEAN…give me an inch and i’ll take a mile POOLVERINE CONFIRMED!!!

[anarchyspider]

I didn't know Spideytorch got best friend/brother-zoned in so many spaces... not to be like, "Oh guys CANNOT just be close friends!" because yeah, of course they can. Sure. But I'm telling you right now I highly doubt you can best buddy brother your way out of that man asking Peter to come to his house and watch his sex tape, I'm just saying.

[captainkirkk]

✩ WEEKLY FIC ROUND-UP ✩

All the fics I’ve read and really enjoyed in the past week-ish. Reminder: This list features any and all ratings and themes. Please look at tags and warnings on ao3 before reading.

The Nine Worlds series (Hands of the Emperor)

nothing less than the world by ariex09

At least there wasn’t an audience for the look Ludvic turned on Kip and the too neutral way he said, “Tor?”

Kip could feel himself flushing - in Astandalas this was the kind of thing that had lost him jobs before - but he had the excuse of, first of all, amnesia, and second of all, “He didn’t give me any other name!” Kip hissed. “He deflected me off the topic twice!”

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AU where the landslide at the Liauu happens several years earlier, and the younger Kip has a rather different experience of the future.

diving for a flame pearl by ariex09

It took me an appalling three hours and thirteen minutes to even realize that Kip was gone.

Ah, but that was too charitable. Once we had a timeline together, we discovered that Franzel had seen Kip last, turning in for bed at twelve minutes before midnight, and it was not until Shoänie went to wake him at dawn that anyone knew he was anything but asleep in bed. This meant that by the time the knock on my study door came, shortly past the third hour of the morning, Kip could already have been missing for more than nine hours.

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In which Cliopher goes missing midway through The Hands of the Emperor. Fortunately, he has friends and family willing to do whatever it takes to bring him home.

A nap at the feet of the sun by SunInGlory

Prompt: Cliopher somehow falls asleep on HR’s robe, and rather than wake him, HR has one of the guards cut that part of the robe off of him. Just looking for something soft and sweet here, but of course go in whichever direction you’d like. Bonus points if Petty Treasons era.

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Cliopher decides to take a nap. Okay, perhaps decides is too strong of a word.

Stranger Things

Robin's Guide to the Care and Feeding of Your Newly Adopted Former Mean Girl by formosus_iniquis

She extends a hand, ignoring the laugh it gets her, “Welcome to Hawkins, I’m Robin, occasional Dustin babysitter.”

The girl’s smile pulls lopsided at her mouth, kissed with a bit of irony and undeniably charmed. “It’s nice to meet you Robin,” her voice is soft, and a little unsure. Wavering like Becky Simpson’s tone deaf oboe playing, unsure of what pitch and timbre to land on. “I’m Stephanie Henderson, Dustin’s cousin.”

The bit crumbles immediately between Robin’s fingers.

“Stephanie? You went with Stephanie? Are you kidding? We workshopped so many names!”

Marvel

Three Kinds of Learning by luchia

Erik intends to recruit Raven's supposedly amazing, all-powerful older brother. Instead, he finds himself dealing with Charles Xavier, a weak, tweed-addled professor who seems to think powers don't matter nearly as much as personality. Erik's misconceptions are blown apart when Raven goes missing.

SVSSS

In Durance Veil by Mikkeneko (+ podfic)

Right, the villain's beautiful daughter, who had caught a glimpse of the Protagonist from afar and, naturally, fell madly in love at first sight. She'd used her knowledge of her father's lair to sneak into the dungeon where Luo Binghe was being held and eventually proved the key to his escape, betraying her father for love. "So, you want to try to find some random girl who's willing to sneak in past the guards to Luo Binghe's prison and..."

"What random girl could we possibly trust? I'll do it myself!"

"You know what," Shang Qinghua said. "Somehow I feel like I should have expected this."

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Shen Qingqiu self-detonated at Hua Yue City, but he didn't die. Instead, he wakes up to a world where Cang Qiong is victorious and Luo Binghe has been imprisoned beneath the mountain. What's a poor transmigrator to do? He has to find a way to free the Protagonist before he breaks out and razes the Sect to the ground! Clearly, the best way to do this is to pretend to be one of Luo Binghe's future wives.

Clearly.

Harry Potter

A Place That Fits by BitchesLoveAngstImBitches

Harry had been prepared to save Sirius’ life, no matter what the cost. Harry put himself in danger, and Sirius had come running, and it was the last thing he ever did.

And then it turned out Harry’s life wasn’t even worth saving: Neither can live while the other survives.

At the rate of Voldemort’s rising power, Harry would be lucky to survive the year.

Sirius had died trying to help Harry. He’d died for nothing.

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Harry is struggling in the aftermath of the Ministry battle to come to terms with Sirius' death. His isolation and mistreatment at Privet Drive only make things worse. Remus Lupin checks on him in Surrey, but with both of them grieving, his assumptions about Harry might only hurt him more.

[shes-an-artist]

AND MORE

//found a reference and had to draw

AHHH!!! STAHAPPPPP WE'RE SO CUTEEEEEE 😍😍😍🥹🥹🥹🥹 I LOVEEEE ITTTTT 😍😍🥰🥰

[toobytoobs]

You know the Billy Batson brain rot is strong when bully starts auto correcting to Billy

[meep-meep-richie]

Tom is me here; cause I would look the same at Owen

[shes-an-artist]

Took all my willpower not to holler and throw the phone

[lokiusly]

what if paradox says something slightly flirty to Deadpool and Wade says, "don't even try—just because giving tree fell for the silver retriever, it doesn't mean you're gonna get lucky..yet"

[crnl-chicken-tots]

please tell me this hasn't been done yet-

[midgardianminx]

Ok but they had no business making Winter Soldier so damn hot in What If…? This animated man is the only thing occupying my single brain cell at the moment.

[ghostsfruit]

Shout out to all the villains that call they're archenemies pet names

✨ Bonus points if its just their name with "sy" at the end.

[jeridandridge]

“C’mon, Natalia…”