#Mario perchance essay

[bug-game-blogging]

Which member of the hollow knight cast would write the Mario perchance essay if you made them write a paper? My money’s on Ghost with a very confused/frustrated Monomon as the teacher

[technikki]

mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "let's-a go!" keep it up, baby!!!

[bardocks-tiddies]

everyone talks about the ugly side of DID a lot, but something i love about having DID? rediscovering shit and getting to experience it for the first time more than once.

for example, today i rediscovered resident evil 2 and got to play through the tutorial without knowing wtf was gonna happen. even though i’ve already played it before. because i forgor. (THAT COP GOT SPLIT IN HALF?? LIKE HOLY SHIT?)

i also had the wonderful experience of watching the mario essay for the first time again. it was glorious.

[heyitsnyixie]

Everyone has a character or two that they hate and want to see them punched but consider:

Two characters that you like and want to see them fight each other. Maybe even kiss, perchance.

[fakepsychicplanthoarder]

Did y'all see perchance part 2 just dropped?

[evilrwbyfan]

i think its kind of funny summer, raven, and ruby are all my number 1s (theyre in a tie for number 1 fav character cuz i love them all to such an intense amount) and considering how things have been going, their relevance with each other, and their color palettes….. Just a little funny i suppose😓😓😓😓😓

[masked-puppetmaster]

it haunts me at night that I can't read the entire mario perchance essay i want to read it so bad

[skeletwinsauaskbox]

I also was late to the party and did not know what the „perchance” essay was about.

Now I do.

Now truly everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck

(Here's a fun little idea: Sans and Papyrus dressed up as the Mario Bros. for Halloween once, and Sans insisted on being Mario both because he's shorter and because according to Sans, "luigi is the cooler one". Smart move, Sans.)

[raddest-laddest]

tiso and quirrel’s dynamic is like that mario essay where the guy kept saying “perchance”

[atitanbitch]

Lost, but never forgotten

[fatuismooches]

akademiya dottore and reader as the mario the idea vs mario the man essay, i cant explain my thought process on 3 hours of sleep I'm gifting you this idea, i also just think the idea of dottore with his head in his hands saying "you cant just say perchance" is really funny- 🎈

Dottore has read his fair share of horrible essays from his "scholarly" peers and even qualified researchers and he struggles with how they even made it into this institution, but he's never quite encountered an essay like this one. If it could even be called an essay... no, it can't be. Who starts an essay with "Everyone knows that Sumeru's plants are cool as fuck." He puts his pen down after the first sentence because you simply cannot be real. Admittedly he writes strange stuff in his notes too but those are notes. Not an essay!

I'm not sure which would be funnier. If Reader is genuinely very bad at writing essays or if Reader is actually very good at them and just wanted to troll Dottore. Either way, he's exasperated and done with you for wasting his time.

"You can't just say perchance," he says while rubbing his temples.

"Why not? It sounds cool."

"Are you an idiot?"

"Perchance."

"..."

[ouroborosorder]

please stop reposting the Mario perchance essay with the name censored, it’s not an actual kid writing that, it was the comedian Phil Jameson, that was his way of putting his name on his work, and the most widespread version of that joke literally has the credit removed and it makes my blood boil because Phil is still criminally underappreciated, that dude is funny as fuck and deserves more attention

[cockedd20]

I was looking at the breaking news writer for season 7 episode 6... it's Phil jamesson??? Looks like he also wrote for make some noise. that guy wrote "you can't just say perchance" literally he wrote the Mario essay and he associates with dropout I love comedy

[rayman-hype-house]

Everyone knows Mario is cool as frick. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he bay Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance

For additional context, Splinter Ray told '95 and I that if we wrote an essay, he'll finally let us take a peek in his room.

He didn't specify, so '95 volunteered to write an essay about one of his heroes: Mario.

I let him, and he gave me the paper. I was... well, it could be better. So we turned to Rayman (who met Mario personally) for assistance.

Rayman looked iffy about it, but Raymesis said it was good.

-UbiRay

[mimikyufriend]

does anyone have mario essay perchance on hand

[ottobasso]

some guy in french class accidentally used perchance instead of purchase and i immediately thought of "you can't just say perchance" from the stupid mario essay