#Marcus Woods

[tempest-toss]

It was a Tuesday afternoon at Site 230, which meant that interviews, testing, and counseling was not to be held. Marcus Woods found himself using his free time to fingerpaint, as it was something he could safely do without the others interfering like they did when they made him stab that one guy in the arm.

"Ugh, this is sooo boring! I wanna do something fuuuun!" Marcus had to mentally roll his eyes at what he was hearing. The spirit of the famous pop idol "Classy Lassy" Cassidy had manifested and was lying on her back on a nearby table. For being a former national pop idol, she was quite a diva.

"Ah shut yer trap young'n, I gots a 'errible headache." Marcus turned his head to see the lighthouse keeper Rime Turpentine complain, with a hand on his head. It seemed he was nursing a hangover, something that was weird for a ghost to have.

"Why don't you shut yours?" snapped the spirit of former hotel owner Nyx Kalliope. Nods from the manifested spirits of Victorian winemaker Morgan Baker and serial killer Morticia Aeron followed.

"Please," muttered the spirit of the shepherd Jericho. "Please be quiet".

"I quite agree" spoke up the former "Murderous Maid" Teala Vasquez. We are upsetting our generous host. Marcus knew she was addressing him. Ever since he decided to wear this locket, he was cursed to have it on and share his body with these spirits and thirteen others. The one benefit of having a locket with twenty spirits trapped inside was that they were sometimes so focused on battling for control of his body that he could lead a normalish life.

Unfortunately, when they did gain control, they made him commit horrendous murders, which landed him attention by the Serpent's Hand, as they made the original article of jewelry. Based on what the Foundation staff told him, he was a bit glad that the Foundation found him first. He wished to leave but knew the threat he would pose until the locket was emptied.

Until then, he was kept in Site 230, which wasn't anywhere as bad as he thought. The staff was friendly, and there were many other people like him, anomalous, as they were called. The walls were colorful, and the inner courtyard was full of fresh air as opposed to the grimy city he used to live in. Not to mention that Pasta Thursdays were the highlight of the week.

"Yo fleshy, you payin' attention?" Marcus snapped to attention and turned to the infamous murderer Gabriella Emily. She scoffed as she realized Marcus didn't hear the question.

"We asked what you were thinking of dearie," cooed Matilda Dodge. This wasn't anything new from her. Despite her reputation as a mass murdering cannibal, most never knew that she was a kind mother, and probably saw Marcus as a son figure.

"He's p-probably thinking about h-how miserable his life is because of us," stuttered Jules Forth, a man seemingly cursed with permanent unluckiness that landed him in the position of being a spirit.

"Oh, I doubt such a charming friend would be thinking such a horrid thing," responded the flashy photographer Kazuichi Brekker, earning a nod of agreement from the sweet and deadly confectioner Elliot Lundell.

"Or," giggled a voice, "He is thinking such a thing, maybe he wants to cut us up into iiiity bitty pieces!" If Marcus was in an anime, he would've had a sweatdrop appear on his head. Of course, the "Violent Vivisector" Zechariah Z. Zaidan would wish for something like that.

"Leave Forth alone," Irina Kata curtly spoke in a tone that meant total seriousness. Marcus knew she died a bride, so perhaps she saw a bit of her husband in Jules?

"Mister Woods," piped up famed inventor Adam Sivers, "You never answered the question. What were you thinking about?"

Marcus thought for a bit before telling them the truth. That ever since the council member modified the locket to allow them to manifest as spirits only tethered to the locket instead of having to forcibly possess him anytime they wanted to be vocal, he really enjoyed talking to them as people. Silence filled the room.

"Wow, wasn't expecting something like that, considering what we made ya do," muttered Sam Sidney, who used their time in control of Marcus' body to discover the whereabouts of Jack the Ripper.

"Despite what we've done, we're not all terrible people," muttered former police chief Ajax Lycaon, who pointed a finger towards the glass door that led to the courtyard, which had sitting in front of it the solemn father "Herb", the environmentalist honey hunter Ayusha Ranjan, and surprisingly the muscle brute pro gamer known as +1UP. The trio seemed to be people watching those that wandered in and out of the courtyard.

Marcus smiled as he decided to paint the three for his picture. Days like these were treasures to be had, especially since he knew that in a few moments it would probably boil down to a bickering match like it usually did. And considering how Cassidy began to flap her gums, it seemed like he was right. Oh how he wished for some headphones.

[percyweasleyapologist]

Mcgonagall, rubbing her temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarette.

Penelope: But Professor, we don't smoke.

McGonagall: Cut the crap, Penelope. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.

McGonagall: *points at Percy* One! *points at Marcus* Two! *points at Oliver* Three! *points at Audrey* Four! *points at Penelope* Five!

McGonagall: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarette between these two fingers!

Percy: *puts a cigarette in McGonagall's hand*

McGonagall: Thank you. ...Light?

Academic Disaster: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

[pooks]

Percy Weasley headcanon time, part 2!

all the Quidditch captains at Hogwarts crushed HARD on him

Oliver Wood: obvious reasons, they are roommates (oh my god, they are roommates), they're in every class together, Percy has canonically been at Gryffindor's Quidditch matches, etc. i could go on.

Roger Davies: captain of the Ravenclaw in case you don't remember( can't blame ya). but Percy is smart and clever, he would charm the pants of any Ravenclaw without even trying. a fellow scholar who plays Quidditch too. everytime Ravenclaw meets Gryffindor, he tries to impress but fails cause Oliver Wood.

Cedric Diggory: he got the biggest boy crush on Percy and it was literally his bi awakening. not only is Percy smart, but he's also incredibly kind and responsible. he takes a page of Percy's book and values good sportmanship (this is the reason why the twins can't stand him, they've seen him yearning after their brother)

Marcus Flint: he doesn't like any Gryffindor at all, not even when pigs fly and it rains lava. but Percy is different, he's the Golden Student of not only Gryffindor, but of the whole school (no he doesn't count Hermione). Percy is smart, clever, determined, kind, righteous and so incredibly pretty. if it wasn't for his blood status, then Percy would've been poster child of "the ideal spouse" the pureblood families always nags about.

Conclusion: Oliver and Marcus gets into fistfights every week because of this and no one relents until someone is nearly dead (the only reason Snape gives detention to a Slytherin, of all things, cause he didn't sign up for his own student's blood feud)

Poor Roger Davies gets friendzoned the whole time cause Percy genuinely believes they're friends and he can't ruin that cause Penelope Clearwater will literally murder him in his sleep

Cedric decides to play it safe, earn Percy's affection slowly and maybe the Perfect Prefect will fall for him...eventually.

Too bad Fred and George is deadset on NO ONE dates their brother...except maybe Oliver Wood, but he has to prove himself with twelve quests (that was a total lie)

Outcome: Percy eventually dates Oliver Wood and he's incredibly happy with him. He doesn't even know that his five brothers and baby sister threatens Oliver if he ever hurt him. He's mildly annoyed when he finds out, though.

[perciver4ever]

Oliver: Hey Marcus, how long do you think it would take until I start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Marcus: I think-

Percy: Seventy two hours.

Oliver: How did you-

Percy: There's a clown right behind you.

[etherealsymphony]

Percy entering Hogwarts wearing a Hufflepuff quidditch jacket: Oh Marcus, Oli! There you both are. Shall we go to lunch now?

Marcus: The fuck are you wearing?

Oliver: Get that off your body right now.

Percy: What are you… oh this? Boys, Cedric let me use it cause it’s pouring out there! Calm down.

Boys: FIRST NAME BASIS?

Marcus: alright Oli let’s go we have to kill someone

Percy: Wait no!!!

[heardchef]

[winn-wynn]

Since Percy was born in august he’s the youngest in his year . He’s the Babey

I’m guessing because the cut off date is September

His friends make fun of him for being the youngest in his year

[depressedcitron]

It's been a while since I've posted something, anything really.

[illusionarylimbo]

I haven't seen anyone talk about the Percy pipeline.

First it's Percy appreciation, next thing you know you're a perciver shipper, then all of a sudden you find a Percy/Oliver/Marcus fic and it's actually really cute. Then you black out. When you wake up you're a die hard Percy/Marcus shipper.

But no one talks about that...

[white-cat-of-doom]

Opening night for the International Tour in China is here! Congratulations to the entire cast in Shenzhen!

Fierce Kitties!

Emma Johnson as Cassandra.

Emma as Cassandra with Liam Mower as Mistoffelees and Charles Croysdill as Carbucketty.

Hazel Baldwin as Jennyanydots moves from one show to another.

A professional debut (and what a show to do it!) for Lauren Bronwyn-Wood as Rumpleteazer.

Deja Linton as Tantomile and twin Bailey Johnson as Coricopat.

Daniel Timoney as Alonzo brings some attitude.

Reece Darlington-Delaire as Bill Bailey and Marco Venturini as Admetus.

Black and white photos of Gavin Eden as Skimbleshanks and Issy Moore getting as Victoria with Swing David McIntosh.

A whole bunch of photos from Jesse Chidera as Rum Tum Tugger.

With Sam Brown as Munkustrap, Hal Fowler as Asparagus, Marcus May as Mungojerrie, Lucy May Barker as Grizabella, and Associate Director and Choreographer (and CATS universal constant) Chrissie Cartwright.

Katie Hutton, Rumpleteazer in the recent Asia Tour, sent best wishes to the returning alumni.

Great job, Kitties!

11 October 2024.

[tooth317]

There aren't enough posts for Percy/Marcus/Oliver :(

So here are some incorrect quotes

As a treat for me :3

Marcus: Is the pink panther a lion?

Percy: Say that again but slower.

Marcus: I don’t get it.

Percy: He’s a PANTHER.

Marcus: Is that a type of lion?

Percy: No, it’s a fucking panther.

Marcus: *googles panther* They aren’t pink?

Percy: AND LIONS ARE?!

Marcus: Did you know spiders can hold 8 guns at once?

Oliver: How does it WALK??

Marcus:

Marcus: Did you know spiders can hold 7 guns at once?

Oliver: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."

Marcus: Oliver, my old friend!

Oliver: I think you tried to kill me at some point.

Marcus: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

Oliver: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?

Percy: Why? It was important.

Oliver: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".

Marcus, shrugging: The people need to know.

Percy: Don’t be sad!

Oliver: Why not?

Percy:

Percy: I don’t have a good answer.

Marcus: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

Oliver: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.

Marcus: Though I admit I don’t know much about you, I am feeling pretty confident in my assessment that you are probably some sort of sick deadly fuck.

Percy: Who told you my secret?

Percy: Oliver has no idea I’m high.

Oliver: You’re high?

Percy: Oh, I’m sorry.

Percy, leaning over to Marcus: Oliver has no idea I’m high.

[pweasleyluvclub]

hello i am here yet again to force the agenda of percy's year being very small due to the war and that percy knew everyone in his year. do not ask him his graduating class size he will name them all and what he knows theyre doing when in adulthood. if he was a teenager in the 2010s and had an instagram, he would indeed only have people in their year he wasnt friends with on ig to see what theyre up to after school

penny has random beef with a gryffindor girl their year shes yet to learn name because of the gryff telling her to tie her shoes during her first week at hogwarts. penny did eat shit after telling that girl to shove it about the shoelaces

oliver only knows marcus, penny, and percy's names because those are his friends. anyone else in their year really is just random person in their year to him unless theyre in quidditch then he knows their name

marcus has beef with so many in their year that the other three have a chart of how long it takes for him to have more beef with others in their year. the record is 16 days without beef and right now the sign is at 3 days

[percyweasleyapologist]

Percy: I hope you have an explanation for this. Marcus: We have three, actually! Oliver: Pick your favorite.

[pooks]

(Percy, Oliver, Penny and Marcus sneaking around at night in their fourth year) Percy: Alright, I go first. Oliver, you stay behind me. And stay tight. Marcus: ...Bow chicka bow wow. Oliver: Penny: Percy: Never mind. Marcus goes in front. Marcus: Eh, it was worth it.

[perciver4ever]

Percy: I'm going to tear you apart limb by limb until you're just a torso with a head. You will scream so much in pain that I will get tired and take your vocal cords tie them into a bow and put you under a Christmas tree for your family. I'm going to mash your organs up, take your bones out one by one then flatten you into a rug that I will give to your family.

Oliver: He's so nice and kind I love him so much!!

Marcus:

Penelope:

The Weasleys:

The students:

The professors:

Merlin himself:

[etherealsymphony]

Percy, Oliver, and Marcus definitely have some freaky ass sex…don’t even tell me I’m wrong! you’ve got 2 quidditch players with massive egos and hot heads, and a smart ass red head! They are freaky y’all