#Mandela effect or am I just stupid

[jinmaeda]

Finding out a great quote people have been attributing to Exquisite Corpse is actually from another book by a different author that sounds extremely lame overall is my personal 9/11 actually

[bread-is-my-life]

AHHSHHGFSHGHSAHG YES THIS MEME

It works, so...

The og :3

[thelovelydoggycatmadi]

SOMEONE NEEDS TO FUCKING SET ME STRAIGHT BECAUSE IM LITERALLY LOOSING MY MIND.

DOES KC/NANA DYE HER HAIR IN MS???? PEOPLE ON TIK TOK KEEP SAYING SHE DOES BUT IM LITERALLY REWATCHING THE WHOLE DAMN SHOW AND I HAVE NOT HEARD A MENTION OF THIS.

IS THIS JUST THE MANDELA EFFECT OR AM I JUST STUPID? HELP????

[rebo-chan]

KHR Mandela Effects

ALRIGHT YALL IMMA LAY DOWN WHATS UP HERE. WE'RE ALL BEING PRANKED.

THERE ARE SOME KHR MANDELA EFFECTS OUT THERE THAT HAVE BEEN RUINING MY LIFE BECAUSE WHERE ARE THEY. WHY DO THEY NO LONGER EXIST. AT WHAT POINT DID I ENTER ONE OF BYAKURANS PARALLEL WORLDS AND WHY IS HE FUCKING WITH ME.

THE FUCKING FON HARU HARU INTERVIEW. YES ITS IN THE MANGA, BUT ALSO I REMEMBER IT BEING ANIMATED. I REMEMBER SEEING HIS LIL COLORED RED SLEEVES AND HEARING HIS VOICE AND LAUGH. IT WAS THERE!!!!!!! BUT LO AND BEHOLD, WHEN I GO TO LOOK TO SHOW A FRIEND I CANNOT FIND IT. YALL THIS HAUNTED ME SINCE THE CONVO CAME UP IN MY DISCORD SERVER. WHERE IS IT??

Okay, this one, I'll admit I'm probably delusional for. Only because, unlike the fon interview, I'm the only one who remembers it. There **WAS** a frame in the manga during Shimon arc where Mukurowl tells Chrome that they should abandon Tsuna bc there's no way they're gonna win against Daemon. Chrome refuses and IN RETALATION FOR HER AUDACITY, he PECKS HER. I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER THIS. and I know theres a few frames where he like digs his claws into her, but thats not it I REMEMBER IT BEING A LIL PECK. AND HER CUTE LIL 'ow!' I hunted.. for this scene tirelessly. Now, you may think of that moment where he like claws at her during shimon when Daemon possesses his body but thats NOT IT!! IT WAS CLEARLY A PECK. nobody else believes me yall im suffering. The worst part? There's proof of me liveblogging this to one of my friends and going "EHJNHH MUKURO JUST PECKED CHROME" it was about 2 years ago. Where did it go. I need answers. Its such a clear frame in my memory yall IM LOSING IT.

So, this is one I'M NOT insane about because there are other people who remember this. There was a scene where Checkerface claimed that he doesn't care what happens to the Vongola rings or the mare rings, because they are 'weaker' parts of Trinisette than the Arcobaleno pacifiers are. You see, we were discussing how that makes no sense because there'll all the same set of 7 rocks that were broken into twenty-one pieces how could they be WEAKER? yall, you need to understand I have had BEEF with checkerface for saying that for YEARS. BECAUSE IT SOUNDED STUPID. HOW IS THE ASPECT OF TRINISETTE THAT WE'VE BEEN FOLLOWING FOR 400 CHAPTERS THE WEAKER HALF?? Well, lucky me BECAUSE IT DIDNT HAPPEN. We went to go read Checkerface's appearance in Rainbow arc and he says NOTHING even remotely close to that. WHERE DID THIS BELIEF COME FROM? You see, though, unlike the Mukuro peck and the Fon interview, I am NOT upset that byakuran is fucking with me here. Frankly, I am pleased. Thank you for fixing what was ALWAYS MEANT TO BE, Byakuran.

The 'virgin' line. (Said like a horror clips youtuber). This one is for me and my friend ketchup because we are the ones that remember this distinctly. There is a scene where Reborn calls Yam and Tsuna a virgin for getting embarrassed about thinking about girls in the bath. NOW I KNOW YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT THAT ONE SCENE IN FUTURE WHERE THIS EXACT THING HAPPENS, BUT NO IN THAT SCENE DEPENDING ON THE TRANSLATION HE EITHER CALLS THEM IMMATURE OR CHILDISH. OR SAYS THEY'RE ACTING LIKE KIDS. See, heres the thing its easy to chalk this up to a translation thing. The problem is, both me and ketchup saw this same translation, and NEITHER OF US ARE ABLE TO LOCATE THAT TRANSLATION. WE'VE CHECKED ALL THE DIFFERENT MANGA SITES WE CAN THINK OF, WE'VE USED VIZ'S TRANSLATION OF THE MANGA, WE LOOKED AT THE ANIME SUBTITLES. I WENT ALL THE WAY BACK TO AN OLD ANCIENT ASS ANIME SITE THAT STILL HAS THE OLD FAN TRANSLATIONS (So Viz's translation calls them 'deathperation' but most fan translations will call them dying will flames. thats how you know the dangerous) THAT IS OLD AND GRAINY AND LOOKS LIKE I'M WATCHING A HORROR MOVIE AND THE SCREEN IS GONNA CHANGE ANY MOMENT TO BE A PICTURE OF THE GIRL FROM THE RING. N O T H I N G. Where IS IT. I'M GONNA CRY.

Alright yall that's all the ones that have been on my mind, but please if you have any mandela effects on this series in your own memory please share. SOMETHING HAPPENED, AND I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT. WHEN DID BYAKURAN SWITCH US UP.

[dollblitz]

this may just be me being an idiot but i keep thinking there was a deleted bit from the focus group episode where they're talking about mary and ollie says “or we kill her” and then malcolm says something like “no, but i like your style” and they just didn't put it in... but i can't find it anywhere. is this mandela effect or something am i going bonkers. am i remembering something that just didn't happen cus i feel so fucking stupid right now

[analogboii]

also when the fuck was killers helmet white with blue??????? I THOUGHTS THIS WHOLE TIME IT WAS BLUE WITJ WHITE?????

*stares at my phone background in confusion* *stares at my figure in confusion* WHEN DID IT CHANGE????

IS THIS THE MANDELA EFFECT OR AM I JUST STUPID????? CAUSE I COULD A SWORE HIS HELMET WAS MOSTLY BLUE WITH WHITE STRIPES NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND

[nayialovecat]

I watch old Disney animated movies with my six-year-old, ones that I haven't watched myself or watched when I was very little… Yesterday we watched "Alice in Wonderland", today we watched "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs". And in connection with this second movie, I have a few conclusions, 'cause it turned out that I remembered this movie completely differently!

First of all, I was amazed at how well the Polish dubbing was done here. Especially compared to the later "Alice in Wonderland", which has terrible and mismatched voices, especially for the main character. The voices here are lovely.

Secondly, the artstyle - I remembered the faces without noses and with thick necks - but I didn't remember how delicate and pretty the line was, devoid of clear contours. This isn't one of the ugliest Disney movies as I always called it.

The plot is more complex than I remembered. I remembered about the idiotic dancing scene, but I completely forgot about the bath scene, which is wonderful. This film has what I appreciate in other old films (e.g. "Lady and Tramp" or "101 Dalmatians") - i.e. a lot of "unnecessary" scenes that simply build the world and characters. Wonderful.

This animation is probably the only one showing a character praying! Snow White kneels with her hands folded and finally says "amen". I don't think something like this is anywhere else, because specifying a character's religion is "non-political" now. Wow!

In my opinion, this movie also features a disabled character (I mean Dopey). This is my opinion, but I have the impression that it was not his younger age that made him "different" from the rest, but some degree of mental disability. He just reminds me of some of the people from the center my disabled brother goes to (especially when he stubbornly wants Snow White to kiss him on the lips).

Snow White isn't as stupid and dumb as I remember. She's naive and doesn't know a lot of things - but that's understandable since she's been a servant all her life. But she is really charming and has a kind of wisdom.

The Dwarfs know about the Evil Queen and are afraid of her. Moreover - the Evil Queen knows about the Dwarfs! I was convinced that there was no mutual knowledge between them, but there is!

Am I the only one who was struck by the fact that the Queen didn't check whether the spell of ugliness could be reversed? In my opinion, it would have been a nicer ending if she managed to return safely to the castle and discovered that she could not get younger and would soon die of old age…

It wasn't true love's kiss, but first love's kiss! The whole world has succumbed to the Mandela Effect and is repeating "true love's kiss" in the context of Snow White! (And not only in the context of "Sleeping Beauty" to whom it was attributed!) Wow!

I spotted some funny animation errors, but I won't brag about them here.

So... better movie than I remembered. I'm in shock!

We still have to watch: "Dumbo", "Bambi", "Pinocchio", "Peter Pan" and "The Jungle Book" (we have already seen the rest of the other classics).

[elvisgrace]

💌 | Forget about sims, lets learn about YOU! Tell us one fact about yourself, and then send this to 5 other Simblrs to do the same 👽

Several years ago, when my bbs were still actually babies, we rented a cabin for a week with my parents, my baby brother, and my sister in the Appalachian mountains.

It's late at night, and I head upstairs to pop my head in to make sure all the pocket-sized ones are still asleep and don't need anything.

1st step - Oh hey, a shadow

2nd step - Kinda weird that on this entire stair case only one riser has a shadow

3rd step - Also too, based on light directionality, that shadow is totally wrong

4th step - Is that a sock stuck there through static cling?

5th step - Is that a face?

6th step - Are those WINGS???

7th step - Is that a motherfucking BAT staring directly at me???

6th step - That is very definitely a motherfucking BAT staring directly at me

5th step - oh god

4th step - oh shit

3rd step - oh fuck

2nd step - oh god oh shit oh fuck

1st step - ohgodohshitohfuckohgodohshitohfuckohgodohshitohfuck

At the bottom of the stairs, I'm trying to regroup and figure out what the hell to do, the most basic, rudimentary, non-standard life skills I knew at this point in my life came from my girl scout years lost in the mists of time, and very most definitely included no knowledge on what to do if confronted by a motherfucking BAT.

Things I vaguely knew about bats*, gleaned by osmosis through pop culture a) bats hate bright light b) they prefer to avoid people c) bats hate loud noises d) bats carry rabies 5) bats are probably definitely nocturnal supernatural creatures from Transylvania

Conclusion: This bat has been hanging out in this brightly lit stairwell, just chilling while the constant bedlam only small children can produce rages around him. This bat is not WELL, he is not RIGHT, he is going to give us all the rabies and grin while doing so.

I'm trying to alert my mom and brother to the situation unfolding without startling the bat and setting it off, so I'm emphatically whispering it at them. My mom has had a couple of glasses of wine at this point though, so she isn't picking up what I'm putting down, and I keep repeating myself to the point I'm whisper screaming at her and and whisper hysterically laughing, because at this point my emotional responses have done what I already should have, which is to say, fucked right off.

I grab her arm in exasperation to lead her to the stairs and point at it and she just. doesn't. see. it. I have to lead her up to the 5th step before she finally sees it at which point she yells "Hey it's a bat!" And I whisper scream "What are you doing? Are you trying to get us rabies-bat-murdered?!?!?"

I go to the kitchen to look up Animal Control, and I hear her and my brother discussing strategies for getting rid of it. I'm trying to tell them to let Animal Control deal with it, but for whatever reason they've decided to stand their ground against the bat (the reason is wine).

Their weapons of choice? A WICKER BREAD BASKET AND A COAT HANGER.

**

So once I've realized how committed they are to this terribly stupid course, I just ask them to wait long enough for me to barricade my kids in their rooms, because unlike their grandmother and uncle***, I am not here for toddlers getting rabies-bat-murdered.

We're locked away, and I hear crashing, thumping, and shouting going on, and after eons later my brother came to tell me they got it. Evidently they managed to get it in the basket and sling it out an open window, at which point they heard a tiny plop from the driveway. However, the next morning the driveway was empty. No doubt that to this day that bat is planning his rabies-bat-murdery revenge.

This is also the trip where the moment I got home, I had to immediately turn around and go back, because my daughter left her special teddy bear there, a 5 hour round trip.

*This is in no way scientific or accurate, and I'm pretty sure I Mandela effected most of it.

**Not the actual items in question, just a reference.

***Their grandmother was probably not there for toddlers getting rabies-bat-murdered. She was there for getting back to her very first ever episode of Criminal Minds. Their poor beleaguered uncle was there for minimizing the absolute fuckery that inevitably ensues when Oma gets an idea.

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

Can you PLEASE let us know the story of why you thought Macklemore was assassinated in a thrift shop? I can't stop thinking about your tags

the honest answer is that I have no idea why or how I actually started believing this, but I do distinctly remember that nobody had ever told me — there was no prank involved, thinking macklemore got shot to death in a thrift shop was something that was 100% all me. for context, this was something I thought from around 2013-2018. if you’re familiar with macklemore you’ll know this was after he dropped thrift shop (song), and also during an active album release (gemini, in 2017). as I said before, I don’t know what prompted me to end up thinking he was dead. but I do remember exactly what I thought happened, which I will now present as follows

1. macklemore is fatally shot in a thrift shop some time in late 2013

2. it’s all over the news (????????) and, thanks to his 2012 song thrift shop, is regarded as some sort of grand ironic shakespearean tragedy

3. a conspiracy begins to grow that this wasn’t a robbery gone wrong but, in fact, a targeted assassination of macklemore specifically

4. fuel is added to the fire when in 2016, from supposedly beyond the grave, macklemore drops his song drug dealer, which is about how reagan and the cia pushed drugs into low income communities, a tradition which is now being carried on by big pharma. obviously this has to mean something

5. I am young. I am stupid. I have the entire internet (????????) on my side. macklemore. was assassinated by the cia

6. in 2017, macklemore drops an entire album. instead of jumping to the logical conclusion that I must have imagined his death and the subsequent controversy, I go “wow. it’s really cool how macklemore’s good friends are putting out his unreleased work even though the cia might tried to silence him. I hope they’re safe from the vengeful spirit of ronald reagan”

7. sometime in 2018, I finally actually see livestreamed video of macklemore on tv in what is clearly the present year, and I am snapped out of my admittedly very funny delusion

as of now I have two leading theories about why/how this whole thing happened

theory #1 is that it was a recurring dream that progressed in real time. I have another dream that’s like this (term search “fuck park”, I think I’ve talked about it before), but the setting is unrealistic enough that I could always easily classify it as Not Real. the macklemore thing was, I guess, just too plausible for a tweenage me to dismiss as a dream

theory #2 is that it was a legitimate full on delusion. this is also a thing that I have experience with. I thought I was an experimental killer robot for four years straight once. but I know why I had that delusion — this one makes no sense whatsoever. I have no idea why I would have such a detailed delusion about something so unrelated to me, let alone something as random as macklemore

for a while in late 2018-2019 I thought it might be a mandela effect thing, but the more people I brought it up to, the more I realized I was maybe the only person on planet earth who held this belief, which makes no fucking sense to me because I distinctly remember it being talked about on the news and later theorized about online. there was a televised macklemore funeral that I to this day can recall specific details from

so who knows. at this point it could be that maybe I’m from another dimension where the only significant change is that macklemore was assassinated in a thrift shop in late 2013. it’s kind of just an unsolved mystery at this point because like how the fuck would you ever even begin to prove that

that being said, I’m making this a public call to action. of any of you reading this remember anything even remotely similar PLEASE let me know

[jellogram]

Guys I'm fucking crying I need help. I have always said the mandela effect is stupid but I am experiencing it right now and I'm losing my mind.

I don't remember the capital of South Carolina being Columbia. Now, I have never been anywhere near South Carolina, so I know that doesn't seem weird, but keep in mind that I have been a geography nerd forever and currently work for a travel company. I used to read maps for fun.

I got 100% on the state capitals quiz in fifth grade and have a physical trophy to prove it, so I definitely knew this at some point. I used to take geography quizzes on sporcle. I have written about South Carolina for work. And yet I have never heard of Columbia, and it's giving me brain zaps.

I don't know what I thought the capital was, but definitely not Columbia. I thought it might be Charleston but that doesn't sound quite right and there's a Charleston that is the capital of West Virginia, so that's probably why I thought that.

"Columbia, South Carolina" doesn't sound right to me like all the other capitals do. I'm weirded out enough that I set google to the years 2002-2010 to see if it was something else when I was in school learning capitals, and sure enough, they all say Columbia. An hour ago I would have bet $10,000 that this was not the capital.

I know the logical explanation of "you're just fucking stupid" is way more likely than "something weird is afoot" but am I actually insane for real??? I checked all the other state capitals and they all look familiar. Just this one seems so wildly out of place to me that I thought for sure they had changed it recently or renamed the city or something.

Someone help me. Why is this killing me. Is there some explanation to why I wouldn't know this? Does anyone else remember it being something else?? Do I need to quit my job!?!? Am I simply fucking stupid???

[daincrediblegg]

ok children gather 'round because all of these kindof have the same answer and I am way too passionate about this subject and the history behind it that I physically cannot remain silent about it

So if you were a 90's kid like me, you grew up with this film on VHS. if you were also like me, then you probably remember it very differently from how it was released recently both in blu-ray and on streamer formats and probably were freaking out thinking this was some kind of mandela effect for years: and THIS IS BECAUSE. THERE IS A CRUCIAL SCENE MISSING. AND LITERALLY I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. THE TWO MINUTES CUT KINDOF CHANGE THE EMOTIONAL IMPACT OF THE WHOLE MOVIE??? and allow me to explain why.

That video above it the Deleted Song "When Love is Gone" was ONLY EVER featured on the VHS release of The Muppet Christmas Carol that came out through the 90's. Why? because initially, some uppity disney executive market tested it and went "kids are gonna get antsy with that and not like it" so they cut it then for the theatrical release, but then Brian Henson (director, son of JIM) somehow managed to get it into the VHS cut of the film. Kinda went rogue about it if memory serves. Now, as a child, this was kindof... a huge part of the movie for me? like I remember listening to it and crying a bit as a kid because this one song is just... so emotional? like seriously. other than the fact that it's being sung by Meredith Braun (who at one point played Eponine in Les Mis, and you gotta have some SERIOUS pipes to do that) AND Michael Cain, and it's a love song in a way, like it's very clear that she still cares for Ebenezer but she recognizes that her love for him is different than his love for her and she has to leave him, meanwhile THE MAN IS BEHIND HER CRYING AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN SEE HIM AND CLEARLY IT'S THE BIGGEST REGRET HE HAS And honestly? That's a HUGE part of what made it stand out for me as a child. Like. The muppets themselves were all fun and good but then you have this song for a second... and it really feels true to the dickensian spirit guiding the whole film, and it's what's made it to me the most true to form adaptation of his yet. It's phenomenal. And this dumbass disney exec said "it's too adult emotional for the kids" (an argument that always has and will always continue to be completely fucking stupid).

So then what happened? why didn't they put it in the DVD and Blu Ray releases that have come out throughout the years? Well, literally DISNEY LOST THE FOOTAGE. APPARENTLY. so when they went to restore it and reformat it for those releases AND THEN SUBSEQUENTLY for the streamer release, it was literally missing. and Brian Henson has been asking them to look for YEARS. FINALLY they found it back in 2020, and then only last year did they upload the fully restored version that you see me ranting and raving about.

"But Egg", you ask, "why does this matter? What does this small 2 minute sequence change about this movie SO MUCH that it merits a huge ass post about it that is making people confused?"

Because let me tell you friends. Belle does not seem very significant and kindof pointless to flashback to without that song. It's like ok. she's there. She tells Ebenezer she's breaking up with him. and then... THE MUPPETS CRY ABOUT IT??? and that's it. That's all you get. you don't get any of the sense of how deeply this affected this guy- the LITERAL PROTAGONIST THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CARE ABOUT. And it's all because, again, say it with me folks: the dipshit disney executive said "It's Too Emotional For Children".

Not ONLY that. But THIS SONG IS LITERALLY THE REPRISE THEY SING AT THE END OF THE FILM. WHICH. LET ME TELL YOU. IT'S FUCKING WEIRD FOR THAT TO LITERALLY COME OUT OF NOWHERE COMPLETELY LEFT FIELD AS A NEW SONG AT THE END. Like it makes no sense. ok sappy sentimental "the love we found" all right. BUT REMEMBER. THE ORIGINAL LYRIC IS "LOVE IS GONE". IT'S SYMMETRY. IT'S POETRY. IT'S FUCKING VITAL. An the movie is good as it is but literally trust me this makes it infinitely better when you see it as a whole. Please. Just trust me on this. Thank you and goodnight. oh yeah and here's a decent article that talks about it and that shall serve as my source for a lot of this

you're welcome

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

[cornucopiagazette]

this is so stupid and I'm sorry but it's important for the meme, spider georg, not george. You don't gotta post this or anything, just wanted to give you a heads up. Unless the george is intentional which in that case, please disregard this. Regardless, I absolutely adore Curious Cuisine and wish you the most fantastic of lives.

I am 100% going to blame the Mandela effect. but thanks XD Gonna edit it, though

[miizreality]

Act 1: Miiz's treasure chest

The first entry.

Hi, my name is Miiz, and I began my reality shifting journey in May of 2021, but I’ve been subtly spiritual my entire life. I’m not sure what the origin or true purpose of reality shifting is, but for simplicity, I’m going to consider it a spiritual and personal matter in this document. The purpose of this document is simply to showcase my growth, the good, the bad, and the blandness in between. I’m not perfect, and I’m sure at the conclusion of this document, I won’t be either. I’m not striving for perfectionism. I just want to understand myself more.

Reality shifting is the act or practice of moving your awareness from one reality (such as here) to another reality (such as somewhere else). I believe in reality shifting due to several childhood paranormal experiences, my belief in the Mandela Effect, and my mother briefly explaining an out-of-body experience and or astral projection to me. I’ve never really had looming doubts over shifting, maybe because I was only (three years younger) or maybe because my belief in myself and the idea of true freedom mattered more to me. It always felt like this was my true calling and something that connected me to the world. I would consider myself a creative person, and the act of scripting, searching for another reality, always felt very fulfilling, and it still does to this day as a (three years older)-year-old. Many could label me as naive, stupid, or unwell, but none of that would change how I perceive the world and how I choose to live my life. Often times, I disconnect from the reality shifting communities online because I want to maintain my unique perspective and not become a part of any growing hive mind. I just want to be me and not compare myself to others anymore.

The last couple of years have truly been hard for me as I’ve suffered from anxiety, depression, and such, but it was unrelated to my shifting journey, and if anything I was afraid it was going to hold me back from scripting, practicing shifting, and such 24/7 a day, but then I realize sometimes it’s okay to live in the moment and simply exist as Miiz, the everchanging human. The past year has taught me to find a balance between the other worlds and myself, but sometimes, I overindulge in either Miiz or the many versions of who I am. I’m still learning how to be happy in all areas of life, or at least, find better ways to navigate my existence. You know, nobody knows I’m a reality shifter- it’s like my secret +2 card in a competitive game of UNO. I guess now you know, whoever you are reading this. Actually… I used to run a shifting and graphic design account on TikTok, so I suppose it’s less of a secret than one would assume. Still, this feels more personal because I’m writing this for myself and my future self. I shut down the “shifting side” of my TikTok account because it started to feel very performative and because I became jealous of others who had already shifted and were living my dreams. Oh, and also- I just didn’t like the gatekeeping side of Shiftok I was on. I’m not going to tell others what’s wrong or right to do in their Desired Reality because I’m not them.

Then who I am? Over time, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m a lot of things, people, and experiences and that I’m not an expert in one subject, whether it be reality shifting, video and photo editing, or writing, nor I am here to teach of the “wonderfulness of shifting”. I just want to share my story and be heard by whoever will listen and if that ‘whoever’ is just my future self, then that’s okay as I want to remember this very moment when I could feel my soul shining with excitement, anticipation, and a regained sense of hope after what felt like years of being in the dark. I am not fully healed from the many negative experiences I’ve had as a human, but I’m really trying to even see the light around me, the light within me.

I’ve had a lot of destinations and desired realities over the past three or so years. I’ve wanted to become a mermaid, an idol, an immortal figure, a YouTuber, a dedicated son who studies, a lover who’ll go to the end of the earth for the ones they adore, and so much more. The Barbie Doll influence isn’t lost on me because I have aspired to be almost anything and everything that I could possibly dream of. I guess I’m a bit spontaneous and a little greedy when it comes to the idea of being limitless, but who wouldn’t be?

[monstermaster13]

Werebelushi:

I call this...everything wrong with that-site-that-shall-not-be-named's stupid posts:

- You know, this is the only good post from these I agree on..seriously, Changed in itself is a fucked up symbiote fetishist's wet dream labelled as a horror game yet the only horrifying thing about is the plot and the fact it exists oh yeah and how creepy and overly sexual the transformation sequences are, seriously...'transfur or die' is pretty much just shoved down your throat over and over throughout and this game was only made because Dragonsnow has a symbiote fetish and tons of nasty fetishes he told the devs to put into the game.

- Calling Chucky a toddler even though we all know that Charles Lee Ray or 'Chucky' as he is called is an ADULT serial killer who got his soul transferred into a child's doll, the doll is made to look like a kid's doll because well...woudl you EVER suspect a doll of murdering someone? I think not.

- The CWC comparisons are out-dated now considering what has happened to THAT person.

- The forum thread in general only gets updated with posts that are from months or years ago or the person behind the post deleted the post or the DA admins deleted that post, so shouldn't the Drmusic2 thread just get deleted anyway?

- They harp on Nathan for doing a list of tropes he can't stand in roleplay scenarios and in general yet the only thing they can say is call it 'tl'dr drivel'? Honestly, I can't stand that meme to be honest.

- That Quora post was actually just from a month or year ago, yet you felt the need to bring it up? No offense but the Quora post was back when CombustingHerpes was a thing and was actually active, yeah that site is still up but nobody ever goes on it or visits it anymore, guess the members found something else to occupy their time like dank meme references only they find funny. Defunct? That site is still active, it just hasn't been updated since 2013 and obviously...yeah, I can see why.

- I am just going to explain it like this..Nathan stated HIS opinion on a fake review of Combustingherpes, Fake Serbian Douche attacks him for it and calls him a terrorist and claims that he is trying to bomb Serbian and accuses him of being a Balkan of all things, Nathan tries to ignore this guy, he shows up everywhere, the guy questions him for liking the Muppets (accusing him of doing nudes of them when it's just fanart made with Heromachine), and doesn't even know that Christopher freaking Walken's name is spelled WALKEN and NOT 'Walker', tricks Nathan into looking up a fake movie that doesn't exist, tricks him into going on Ask and asking about a fake movie, admits he wasn't even Serbian to begin with yet everyone believes him. What joke? There's no jokes in Combustingherpes that anyone who isn't in the MSG stoner demographic or in the dank memes demogaphic would find in anyway funny, pretending to be Serbian is NOT a joke. Other countries and ethnicities are NOT titles to brag about in an an attempt to seem edgy.

- You do know the post Nathan made on Similarworlds about being mature was actually just imported from the website it used to be on, right? And also since when does making fanfics make someone immature?

- Nathan isn't female and he doesn't identify as anyone but himself, refer to him as Nathan and not the name of the woman that you heard the daloliverse calls him as.

- Nathan doesn't want to drink Dan Aykroyd's blood or wear his skin, the character in-universe is a vampire and that was just a story.

- I am sorry but what kind of mandela effect did you imagine exactly? Nathan never said he actually identified as a werejohncandy, the werejohncandy thing was just a faux means of a roleplay account and he has done so in the past.

- Claims Nathan wrote an incest-fic despite not knowing what incest means...you do know that two characters who are not blood relatives sharing a room together and sleeping together isn't incest, right? Also what inter-racial subtext? I am pretty sure we all know apes do not in fact = African Americans, since you know gorillas have black fur NOT black skin, their skin is grey.

- Nathan did not make a character bi for the sake of mocking people who critique others for doing such things, no...actually he didn't, he came out as bi in 2019.

- Actually he said that in-universe non-werecreature shapeshifter characters get offended at being called werecreatures, only because only a handful of those characters are actual werecreature ones, i'm one of them..technically i'm more of a werecelebrity character, the fictional versions of David Bowie and Chris Walken are vampire or vampire-like, Trumpty is a Trump-creature but isn't actually Donald Trump, yes...the Forgotten Werecreatures cast are all types of werecreatures, Dan is a Were-Aykroyd, my counterpart is a Were-Aykroyd, and Growler is a weregrinch. Mel and Eucalyptus are part of a whole different race (they are koala-girls), Soo is a Pandaren, Oats and Opal are both anthro horses (yes Prince Oats is who Oatsie the Ponyta is based on), Holly and Hoofer are both anthro Clydesdales, Mimi is a Minionette (a race of female anthro-ized versions of the Minions), etc.

- What you think Nathan said: 'Weight gain where it's a person becoming a fat version of themselves are horrible but pig tfs are okay', what Nathan actually said: 'If it is just a skinny character gaining weight and eating like a slob it is not much of a change and also actually is demeaning, pig transformations and transformations into a species or character that is naturally like that actually make sense to have weight gain in them.'

- You do know those aren't diaper photos, right? Those are pants made for someone with a larger body type, not that Nathan is overweight or anything, a little stocky, but not short or overweight.

- These fools think CWC and Natalie and Nathan would make a cute pair...aaaaaw, ain't that cute? BUT IT'S WRONG!

- Nathan: The term you are looking for is being a simp, and believe me, I am. For the record, Aykroydology as I call it is NOT a fetish, it is a way of life. And you better not question it, just be glad i'm not a Were-Aykroyd right now.

- Nathan never claimed that his weregrinch fursona/oc was original, after all the character is a character who is a fanmade character for a series of fics he did based on the Saban series 'Big Bad Beetleborgs' and his character was a house-monster OC. Also...yeah I would say that a fanmade OC does count as an 'original character'. Then again canon characters also start off as 'original characters/OCs of the authors so it's not far-fetched. Also I am pretty sure everyone knows the word grinch and all associated with it originated from Dr Seuss's novel and making the mean one green originated in the animated specials. Yeah saying a character that was based on another author's character is unoriginal is redundant, also you know the plot for the Grinch is totally almost the same as A Christmas Carol, right? Yet nobody way back when that book was made ever accused Theodore Geisel of ripping off Dickens. The Charles Dickens estate didn't protest about it, so neither should you.

- Oh no you don't...don't bring ME into this, don't go saying that Nathan is immature for creating me and doing rants with me, I demand to see your admin so I may berate them and tell them that next time they talk shit about my friends I am going to make a petition to have you guys removed off every site you have an account on.

- You do know that Nathan actually DID do research when it comes to the 'spirit animal test', I know online personality tests don't actually count as actual quizzes or anything but crows do have the reputation of being somewhat connected to mysteries and magic and have a mysterious reputation in general hence the bit about being 'anti-social', it's the same as the cockroach one.

- Said 'parody' if you could even call it that was a poor attempt at ripping off Nathan's characters and using said characters without permission, said character was used without permission and killed off brutally. I'd chimp out too if that happened to me.

- Uh...Nathan does KNOW how to clean himself, you don't need to give instructions for that.

- What is wrong with having a fursona based on a Jim Carrey movie? Look, Nathan's favorite Jim Carrey movie is the Grinch and the Grinch is his favorite Carrey character, yeah Viewer-Alt made a 'the Dr Seuss Foundation should sue him' comment about him once, but I doubt Audrey Geisel would have a problem with people making OCs based on her late husband's work. If anything, she was more pissed off at the live-action Cat in the Hat movie and also..probably doesn't know about the 'Mean One' horror movie that is coming out which is a 'parody' so to speak. Having an OC based on or inspired by a beloved character isn't a crime.

- They often try to assume Nathan is trans, no...he's cisgender male.

- Harp on him for being attracted to Dan Aykroyd and using him in his stories, yet totally don't question an overzealous Homestuck fanboy who clearly wants to get inside..oops, I mean be Jade Harley?

- Nathan never said he 'identified' as a werejohncandy or other characters, the werejohncandy is HIS oc and guess what he has a name, it's Chumsley Hugging Jr, and also Nathan did dress as John Candy for halloween and a series of fake blogger posts which were roleplay pages, but he didn't want to wear John's skin or anything, that is just a bunch of rumors.

- Well if you already still remember him then you did a piss poor job of forgetting him.

- You do know that woman didn't actually voluntarily send nudes to admins, right? She was tricked into it and they made a humilating movie about it and a humilating post about it blurting out their entire evil plan on a PUBLIC forum no less, right? She got hit on by one of the members only for that member to berate her.

- 'Leave Willem Dafoe alone'...oh but he did, it's just an ftm tg based on that Snickers commercial with Dafoe in it. Nothing to have hissyfits over.

- Homestuck fanboy pretty much started the 2019 debacle, all Nathan did was comment on a commission that he didn't know was this prior to this that the piece was by/for this guy of someone turning into a Homestuck character, all Nathan was respond to what seemed like a 'thanks for faving my work' comment, only for said comment to end with a remark about how the person finds Nathan's photomanipulations to be terrible (like we KNOW Nathan isn't the best at morphs, but hey, you have to make do with what you have, Nathan used to use Photoshop but that stopped working ages ago so he just uses Gimp, and he uses facemorpher because Fantamorph is a demo product and you kind of need the number to activate the full version, and also for some stupid reason Morphthing the site Nathan usually uses for some morphs doesn't work and is always stuck on please wait) and yet claims they have no problems with him yet still call him a lolcow and then dedicate a whole post about him saying he'd hate to have dinner with the creator of Homestuck just because Nathan has an anti-Homestuck stamp on his profile, then very much says he is finished with him after that drama was ended (along with a pointless childish response to Nathan criticizing his joke AU of Undertale that just is music from the games and people he fanboys over in the roles and a supposed attempt at making his own wiki, that's the second time someone threatened to make a wiki mocking Nathan, remember the Weregrinch wiki from ages ago that supposedly this one person wanted to make to mock Nathan only to just make a website that looked like it was made on the very very early 2000's internet hosting sites like Geocities or Angelfire? Yeah, I remember that), he comes back two years later to give one final insult, calling Nathan a false-flagger just because his crappy rant about him that was just a petty Memelous rip-off got deleted (it is not Nathan's fault that Mr Metokur's video about him got taken down, COPPA did it, I guess Papa Metokur wasn't family friendly, and also you very much just deleted your account accordingly by yourself so you have yourself to blame for that, also for the record Nathan only commented on Mr Metokur's piece that mentioned him because it brought up his old work and his old stories and he is embarrassed of those, hence why it was taken down, i'm sorry pal but your video barely got any comments and nobody cares for your petty complaints), yet also says it's stupid for Nathan to have a Youtube account (Nathan's allowed to have one, and he can do whatever he wants with it as long as it's not agains the TOS) and also the whole reason he brought up Nathan again was because he supposedly thought a Homestuck fic Nathan wrote was about him yet he admits that he and everyone else on that forum are in the wrong? It's good he admits that and all but come on, don't be a hypocrite. Also, Youtube has a forum? I know Google has a help forum but I don't recall Youtube forums being a thing.

- That plus sized woman you keep thinking is Natalie is an actress who clearly didn't want to be part of your crappy movies which are blatant hate-filled propaganda, you used her, you sexualized her and I find it gross that you are hitting on her.

- That plus-sized woman in the school graduation photo isn't Nathan, or Natalie for that matter.

- The post you have linked to is no longer in service, please dial another number and try again.

- So you assume Nathan isn't hygenic yet we've seen him shower countless times.

[girlwiththegreenhat]

having a stroke. one of my fondest childhood memories is stealing my older brother's Classic Gameboy for a few days and playing nothing but Super Mario Bros the entire time until it mysteriously vanished again. i remember being mad that My Princess Was In Another Castle and that the level following didn't have a ground and i was very bad at making the jumps from platform to platform so i always Died repeatedly and never got to progress

one problem!

super mario bros was never On the classic gameboy. i just spent 20 minutes talking to said brother, he has no idea what the fuck i am on about.

god damn universe hopping gameboy making me feel like an idiot

[always-have-high-hopes]

WHO TF

IT WAS JUST BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION

THAT SUPRISE

AS IN SU-PRISE

IS SPELT

SURPRISE

WHO PUT THAT “R” THERE

WHO IS SHE

WHO SAYS SUR-PRISE

AYYYY YO SURRRRPRISE

LIKE NO

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

thank you for coming to my Tedtalk.