#Malcolm's kids

[lindyloosims]

SLIGHT SPOILERS AHEAD:

So Carmelo's brother Bradly just died of old age (RIP) and when I was looking at his family tree I noticed his job and it just made me laugh! ����🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[neishroom]

Gabriel is not so little anymore

[asphaltwhims]

An update on my favorite nepo babies! They are almost finished high school thank goooddd.

[apollocabinrep]

PJO PRIDE HEADCANONS (FEATURING CAMP HALF-BLOOD) Pt1?

The Apollo cabin is by far the one filled with the most lgbtqia+ members. They hold late night gossip sessions and will tease each other /relentlessly/.

Followup for above; Austin, from canonical characters, as the resident aroace sibling has the most blackmail on his siblings because of these sessions.

Camp Half-Blood has always been a safe place for lgbtia+ demigods no matter what time period (the gods have had lovers of both genders since ancient times + Chiron training Achilles & Patroclus). Members of the community were often year-rounders for this reason, because even if they died young they could be their authentic selves.

Drew Tanaka is on the aroace spectrum and when she was younger thought there was something wrong with her due to not falling in love like her siblings. Silena Beauregard is the one that helped her through it.

Annabeth has to be careful in the state of Florida because a camera caught her beating up a homophobe. (Yes, it was a mortal. She had gone with Malcolm as support for him to come out of the closet to his mortal dad and step-mom.)

Every year before Manhattan, Jake (Mason) and Michael (Yew) would risk getting eaten by harpies to stargaze on top of the Apollo cabin roof. After the Battle, Travis and/or Connor would help Jake get up there and let him stargaze for the night. Mysteriously, the harpies avoided the area as if they had orders to leave it alone.

Cecil is the biggest ally in camp, so much so that he says things no straight man would ever dare.

Cecil: "I'd kiss a guy to show my support."

Lou: "That's not how it works. Also, you're dating me!"

Cecil: "Yeah, but allyship Lou Ellen. Don't be homophobic during pride month."

Lou: "I'm literally pan!"

The Hermes cabin has a list with everyone's flags and are like pride flag fairies.

Clarisse was the first person Will came out to as bisexual. She found him crying by the lake because he didn't think he would be accepted. They got to talking and she told him she was bi as well. "Take a look around, Solace. Times are changing and we can like who we like. Hades, look at your own cabin. You guys may have a single straight ally in there, because the rest of y'all sure arent straight."

Katie and Miranda help everyone decorate with flowers and put bouquets together.

Mitchell and Valentina have a betting pool on which couples are going to 'do the most'.

Nico's first pride month is definitely interesting. He had no idea that the camp would be so accepting or that there would be so many others like/similar to himself. (He spent most of it in a state of shock and talked Jason's ear off over Iris message.)

[tricoufamily]

geoffrey's parents, the osters, betty and ralph

[apodemus-sylvaticus]

Gonna tell my kids this is Aziraphale and Crowley:

Martin said "but first, pancakes" with a very aziraphaleish enthusiasm and my mind just went there, sorry.

[freddie-77-ao3]

malcolm: alright connor you need to-- wait, do you know how to pick locks? connor: connor, embarrased: i always meant to learn but it turns out it's really hard'

[bugwolfsstuff]

Malcolm ranting to a statue of Athena about Connor: BUT MAMA IM IN LOVE WITH A CRIMINAL AND THIS TYPE OF LOVE ISNT RATIONAL ITS PHYSICAL

[originalhaffigaza]

[notaplaceofhonour]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but famed civil rights leaders Martin Luther King, Jr. and Malcolm X were not talking about pogroms or shooting up music festivals and daycares when they said “a riot is the language of the unheard” and resistance “by any means necessary” respectively.

[idontgiveapoopyloopy]

[bibliosims]

landgraab.

[kitkatunicorntheatrekid]

i laughed hardder then I should of

it's the fact that these 3 men ended up in the same show

[brightmalcolm]

I know Detective Shannon was only in like one episode so it makes sense that we forget about him a lot but can we talk about what a fucking weirdo he was??? Like not only did he accuse Malcolm of murder as a literal child and interrogate him without a parent or lawyer, iirc in silent night when we see his files on the surgeon there are photos of Malcolm walking on the street like YOU ARE STALKING AN 11 YEAR OLD GET A JOB!!!😭

[landgraabbed]

lamis - vishnu - yarrow - calla - pavot - tide

[ravingsockmonkey]

Wands Weekly Exclusive: Goth - Charm Wedding photos!

This is your faithful reporter, Cypress Yarrow, bringing you exclusive content from one of the most anticipated weddings of the Realm in our universe! Jake Goth, heir of the Goth family, was married to Elizabeth Charm. This union not only brings two of the most powerful families together, but it also reintroduces magic into the official Goth family line. For anyone worried about the Charm family losing out, Darrel currently has eight children - 5 of which are spellcasters!

Jake Goth is the son of former Sim Nation leader Anastasia Goth and celebrity artist Jeb Goth (né Harris). He elected to become a spell caster as a teen, and recently reached Virtuoso status! His selection as heir was cemented whenever he saved his father from an untimely demise with a death flower gift for Grim. This event and watching his parents age are what prompted him to become a funeral director. He has been known to use his own funds to help provide services for those in need who can't afford it.

Anastasia Goth passed before the wedding could be planned, but Jake and Elizabeth made sure to give her a place in the ceremony.

Elizabeth Charm is the second daughter and sixth child of the Charm family. While Darrel Charm may not have quite the same level of fame as a journalist as Anastasia or Jeb in their own roles, the Charm family line itself is as old as, if not older, than the Goth family lineage. Johnny Zest may not be world famous, but he's a household name for anyone who loves comedy, and he's also a member of a rather infamous family himself - the Landgraabs. Growing up always seeing the love and support that Johnny and Darrel have for one another is what prompted Elizabeth to join the Romance Consultant career where she happily helps others achieve the same joy that her parents have and that she is entering into herself.

As you can see from these pictures, this was a three in one celebration! Not only were we remembering Anastasia while celebrating Jake and Elizabeth's wedding, but look at that baby bump! It seems as though these two couldn't wait to get started on a family of their own! Elizabeth was excited to share the big news with everyone once the ceremony was over.

Ooops! The nerves and excitement got the best of our lovebirds, and they shared a headbonk for their first kiss!

Good on Jake for checking in on his beloved to make sure she was okay.

And of course funny man and goofball dad, Johnny, got a laugh out of the bonk! Little brother Elliot Charm found this to be the most entertaining part of the ceremony.

There were no accidents during the cutting of the cake! I'm happy to report that cake was both beautiful and tasty. When asked if they purchased the cake from a vendor in Tartosa, Elizabeth let us know that hubby Jake actually baked it himself! Anastasia was known for being a top tier cook for both homestyle and gourmet cooking, so it's no shock that Jake would be following in her footsteps.

The ceremony and celebration were kept very simple and short as both families felt it was more important to spend time together while at the Charm family estate than attempting a bunch of fancier activities. While not every member of either family could attend, it was good to see that Malcolm Landgraab was in attendance with his teen son, Gabriel. While I am not one to engage in rumors, Gabriel is said to bear a strong resemblance to Anastasia Goth, and seeing the two of them taking time with her memorial did make me wonder...