#Malcolm's kids

[lindyloosims]

SLIGHT SPOILERS AHEAD:

So Carmelo's brother Bradly just died of old age (RIP) and when I was looking at his family tree I noticed his job and it just made me laugh! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[neishroom]

Gabriel is not so little anymore

[asphaltwhims]

An update on my favorite nepo babies! They are almost finished high school thank goooddd.

[apollocabinrep]

PJO PRIDE HEADCANONS (FEATURING CAMP HALF-BLOOD) Pt1?

The Apollo cabin is by far the one filled with the most lgbtqia+ members. They hold late night gossip sessions and will tease each other /relentlessly/.

Followup for above; Austin, from canonical characters, as the resident aroace sibling has the most blackmail on his siblings because of these sessions.

Camp Half-Blood has always been a safe place for lgbtia+ demigods no matter what time period (the gods have had lovers of both genders since ancient times + Chiron training Achilles & Patroclus). Members of the community were often year-rounders for this reason, because even if they died young they could be their authentic selves.

Drew Tanaka is on the aroace spectrum and when she was younger thought there was something wrong with her due to not falling in love like her siblings. Silena Beauregard is the one that helped her through it.

Annabeth has to be careful in the state of Florida because a camera caught her beating up a homophobe. (Yes, it was a mortal. She had gone with Malcolm as support for him to come out of the closet to his mortal dad and step-mom.)

Every year before Manhattan, Jake (Mason) and Michael (Yew) would risk getting eaten by harpies to stargaze on top of the Apollo cabin roof. After the Battle, Travis and/or Connor would help Jake get up there and let him stargaze for the night. Mysteriously, the harpies avoided the area as if they had orders to leave it alone.

Cecil is the biggest ally in camp, so much so that he says things no straight man would ever dare.

Cecil: "I'd kiss a guy to show my support."

Lou: "That's not how it works. Also, you're dating me!"

Cecil: "Yeah, but allyship Lou Ellen. Don't be homophobic during pride month."

Lou: "I'm literally pan!"

The Hermes cabin has a list with everyone's flags and are like pride flag fairies.

Clarisse was the first person Will came out to as bisexual. She found him crying by the lake because he didn't think he would be accepted. They got to talking and she told him she was bi as well. "Take a look around, Solace. Times are changing and we can like who we like. Hades, look at your own cabin. You guys may have a single straight ally in there, because the rest of y'all sure arent straight."

Katie and Miranda help everyone decorate with flowers and put bouquets together.

Mitchell and Valentina have a betting pool on which couples are going to 'do the most'.

Nico's first pride month is definitely interesting. He had no idea that the camp would be so accepting or that there would be so many others like/similar to himself. (He spent most of it in a state of shock and talked Jason's ear off over Iris message.)

[apodemus-sylvaticus]

Gonna tell my kids this is Aziraphale and Crowley:

Martin said "but first, pancakes" with a very aziraphaleish enthusiasm and my mind just went there, sorry.

[freddie-77-ao3]

malcolm: alright connor you need to-- wait, do you know how to pick locks? connor: connor, embarrased: i always meant to learn but it turns out it's really hard'

[originalhaffigaza]

[notaplaceofhonour]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but famed civil rights leaders Martin Luther King, Jr. and Malcolm X were not talking about pogroms or shooting up music festivals and daycares when they said “a riot is the language of the unheard” and resistance “by any means necessary” respectively.

[idontgiveapoopyloopy]

[bibliosims]

landgraab.

[kitkatunicorntheatrekid]

i laughed hardder then I should of

it's the fact that these 3 men ended up in the same show

[brightmalcolm]

I know Detective Shannon was only in like one episode so it makes sense that we forget about him a lot but can we talk about what a fucking weirdo he was??? Like not only did he accuse Malcolm of murder as a literal child and interrogate him without a parent or lawyer, iirc in silent night when we see his files on the surgeon there are photos of Malcolm walking on the street like YOU ARE STALKING AN 11 YEAR OLD GET A JOB!!!😭

[prawnhubpremium]

malcolm in the middle could be considered a magnum opus on gifted kid burnout syndrome. the whole theme of the show is "oh you thought because you were smarter than everyone else that things would get easier? haha, no! your life will keep being terrible and youll still never pull ahead"

[kaityeliza]

low key i feel like not having percy and annabeth as part of the seven would have made it a lot more interesting like have leo, piper, hazel, ect still there but use percy & annabeth as more mentors and just switch them out with like nico or malcolm or something idk it just would have made it more interesting ig? like I know why they're there but having new demigods or ones we haven't seen a lot would have made it more interesting/unexpected

[kyngsnake]

babies!

[tricoufamily]

and there they are cool this image will be 2 pixels and cropped in the next post