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She looks so tired of bullshit and honestly #MOOD

I! love! ms paint!!! a sketch of Medusa made purely out of procrastination

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reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

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On this here Ides of March I'd just like to remind you all of the time Julius Caesar got his cheeks clapped so hard by the Bythinian king his own troops wrote a song about it

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I guess I can have some irrational magical thinking, as a treat ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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S03e01 of Wheel of Time went full "House of Dragon" with the lighting, I can't see shit -_-

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Oh my gosh, bring the old tumblr interface back! The one where I could see only those whom I follow. I tried "following" and "for you" tabs and they're both are a mix of people I follow and the ones I don't. Why did they have to ruin a perfectly good hellsite with some shitty algorithm...

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Meditations by Marcus Aurelius is so funny because it's like this influencial work of philosophy, but it's just a dude repeatedly reminding himself not to be a whiny lil bitch, and telling himself that if people stink he can politely suggest them they bathe.

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Inspired by my drive home. The giant mushroom represents Vilnius TV tower.

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Inspired by my drive home. The giant mushroom represents Vilnius TV tower.

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But... Brian Moser personality type be like

Are you alright? :D

i have the same personality type as brian moser and masuka FUCK YALL🤤🤤

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Angel Batista in Dexter: Original Sin looks so much as his OG version that for a minute there I was like, wait, they just cast the same guy somehow, how didn't he age...? And had to check IMDB to see that no, it's not the same guy somehow blessed with eternal youth.

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To me that aspect is a bit traumatic, because I only ever fall for unavailable men and it's no fun :D. Like, I see her attempts fail and I'm like a guy watching another guy kicked it the balls :D. Though to be fair I think she's way more chill about it than I tend to be.

Non-ironically shipping Malcolm and Edrisa. Dani is nice, but she's way too normie for him.

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That awkward moment when the season finale ends with the typical "Protagonist in danger, but it's not shown how it ends" cliffhanger, and it doesn't seem that bad because you think that as with most endings like that there will be last moment escape and everything will end well, but then you get tags like these from the book readers:

Did she actually die there??? Or got crippled/disfigured by the burns? I'm worried...

Juliette's plotline this season is like "oh you're finally recovering from your previous physical damage? GUESS WHAT"

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She caught her first mouse while still small enough to sit in your hand??? Wasn't given a mouse by her mom, but actually caught one herself? Shit, I'd probably mind her threats because who knows what else she's capable of...

Un p’tit mardi dans la vie d’une calico!

Causal friday in a calico’s life!

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Ah, I see, I thought they're saying you can post explicit content and nothing will happen :D. I've never used tiktok, so I don't know how things work there. I thought that the replacement words you've mentioned was just a trend, some gen Z skibidi toilet silliness :D, not a necessity people invented to talk on tiktok.

to those of you who are moving here from tiktok, from someone whos used both tiktok and tumbr for years...

1. DO NOT censor your posts

dont censor sex, abuse, suicide, dont censor it. we dont have censors like tiktok does, you wont be banned for talking about these things and tagging them properly helps people avoid them (also, we dont have shadowbanning here)

2. we dont really have an algorithm

you follow who you follow, and you see posts from who you follow or what you search. the 'for you page' is basically useless here. this also brings me to my next two points

3. dont crosstag

we get it, on tiktok you have to crosstag for reach, but thats not really a thing here. just tag your posts properly (also posters often leave more info about the post in the tags!! and when you reblog stuff you can leave your own notes in the tags, kind of like the old "repost comments" on tiktok)

4. dont expect to go viral/be famous

"viral" isnt really a thing on here (at least not for the average blogger). your posts will probably get 2-10 likes and you wont get nearly as many followers than on tiktok. thats just how tumblr is

5. blocking is your best friend

tiktok is VERY discussion based, and while tumblr is much more discussion based than other social medias, its still not a good place for ragebait/discourse. dont interact, itll make your experience worse in the end, just block and move on

6. you cant go into someone elses house and start rearranging their furniture

this is tumblr, not tiktok. dont diss old tumblr users for how they use the site or try to change them, thats like going into someone elses house and trying to rearrange their furniture. we've been here longer and we're familiar with the site and its culture, either find your niche, adapt, or find a different app

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Um, unless something changed since 2023, tip #1 is NOT TRUE. It does prohibit sexual content and it does shadowban. I know this because I've been shadowbanned for a month in a summer 2023, until I realized what happened and why suddenly nobody likes what I post. I then contacted the staff and I was informed that my account was made invisible because of sexual content - MISTAKENLY, I must add. They unblocked me once I challenged them to find and point out a single sexual post.

to those of you who are moving here from tiktok, from someone whos used both tiktok and tumbr for years...

1. DO NOT censor your posts

dont censor sex, abuse, suicide, dont censor it. we dont have censors like tiktok does, you wont be banned for talking about these things and tagging them properly helps people avoid them (also, we dont have shadowbanning here)

2. we dont really have an algorithm

you follow who you follow, and you see posts from who you follow or what you search. the 'for you page' is basically useless here. this also brings me to my next two points

3. dont crosstag

we get it, on tiktok you have to crosstag for reach, but thats not really a thing here. just tag your posts properly (also posters often leave more info about the post in the tags!! and when you reblog stuff you can leave your own notes in the tags, kind of like the old "repost comments" on tiktok)

4. dont expect to go viral/be famous

"viral" isnt really a thing on here (at least not for the average blogger). your posts will probably get 2-10 likes and you wont get nearly as many followers than on tiktok. thats just how tumblr is

5. blocking is your best friend

tiktok is VERY discussion based, and while tumblr is much more discussion based than other social medias, its still not a good place for ragebait/discourse. dont interact, itll make your experience worse in the end, just block and move on

6. you cant go into someone elses house and start rearranging their furniture

this is tumblr, not tiktok. dont diss old tumblr users for how they use the site or try to change them, thats like going into someone elses house and trying to rearrange their furniture. we've been here longer and we're familiar with the site and its culture, either find your niche, adapt, or find a different app

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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say