#Main Offender
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3:35 AM EDT October 23, 2023:
The Hives - "Main Offender" From the album Veni Vidi Vicious (April 10, 2000)
Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm
A totally fictitious interview with Howlin' Pelle
File under: Swedish Garage Punk, if that doesn't make the whole thing sound ridiculous
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Every batfam member is one bad day from becoming gun Batman
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~ Extremely Unwilling Magical Protagonists Attempt To Outrun The Plot And Not Fucking Die ~
(@takofukkatsumi this tag is from a while ago but it hasn't left my brain -- L-Space got very weird all of a sudden)
#discworld#rincewind#the luggage#svsss#shen qingqiu#sqq#takofukkatsumi honestly thank you for this tag i've been chuckling on and off about the luggage overtaking sqq for a while now#something about it feels Right. no one expects the luggage until it's on you#honestly my main goal out of this picture is to force svsss fans to witness The Luggage and its horrible legs#shen yuan and rincewind hit that awkward point where you're keeping pace with a stranger#you can't quite manage to speed up or slow down at the right point to break contact#so they end up having a VERY weird conversation#at least anything sqq says is not the weirdest thing rincewind has heard#got sucked into a book? let him introduce you to the librarian#actually now i want the librarian to meet the system#if anyone could figure out a way to beat the system's head in it'd be an orangutan offended on behalf of literary characters everywhere#conversely both sqq and sqh are capable of ''speaking'' with pratchett style footnotes ARE are capable of seeing each other's footnotes#they weaponize this against each other immediately#honestly intrigued to see how many notes this gets - what's the general overlap between discworld fans and mxtx fans?#or is it literally the two of us here in this venn diagram?#i feel like it should exist though - are both not simply fantasy parodies in one variety or another??#my art
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Is this courtship?
Danny is going to Gotham for his scholarship.
Good news! There's another halfa in the city, and he seems to be a good guy. Bad news: the nearest path to his university is through that halfta's haunt. He could take the long way around, but the costs would be more than his budget can handle, and he'd like to avoid dealing with a pissed-off Red Hood.
Hopefully the offerings will be enough to sate his annoyance (and help maybe, god that man has the most malnourished core he's ever seen).
Meanwhile, Jason is getting incredibly confused over the strange gift baskets that keep appearing on his patrol routes.
#dc x dp#dp x dc crossover#dc#dcu#jason todd#danny phantom#danny fenton#meet cute#dead on main#or not idk#its up to you#hc Crime Alley loves Hood#they give him stuff alot#so jason doesn't suspect the random gift baskets on rooftops#but it get weird seeing the same basket everywhere#woven basket with green ghost patterned cloth#its cute but it gave off a funky feeling#food is hella nice tho#slow burn#like defrosting a turkey#danny: glad that he hasnt offended the other halfta#jason: *getting some weird but not bad vibes everytime danny goes through Crime Alley* this is fine#batfam: half happy that jason is getting courted(?) half worry bc this admirer keep finding where jason is#diabolichare#is this courtship
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telemachus as a baby probably would have loved 2 yank on his dads beard and mustache... its usually within reach of his very short arms whenever hes being held. and his dad reacts in a way that is probably very funny 2 him.
#odysseus would get very dramatic and pretend to be greatly offended. telemachus just ASSAULTED THE KING!!! HELLO! TREASON!!!#while penelope would just roll her eyes bc she knows in like . 20 minutes hes gonna be back 2 spoiling the hell out of his son#and lo and behold. in 20 minutes odysseus has magically forgotten about how upset he was#because he went to the market and saw a toy that would be PERFECT for his son. and he has to set his anger aside. for his boy.#the odyssey#telemachus#odysseus#epic the musical#getting a little more comfortable main tagging my misc thoughts. arent you guys thrilled.#baby telemachus is on my MIND yall. i love that little guy.
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I see people say “Well, if one of the characters in the mlm ship was a girl they’d be canon.” Which, is probably true in some cases.
But also, I think that the entire dynamic would be different. Also, the one turned into a girl would be severely hated by the fandom.
#i could go into detail about why it wouldn’t work for all of these#also only tagging main offenders (that i’ve personally seen)#klance#sasunaru#narusasu#bkdk#bakudeku#satosugu#drarry
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Im sorry but i just CANNOT sleep at night knowing that afghan women are fighting against GENDER APARTHEID after being ASSASSINATED for holding posts like supreme court justice, teacher, and DOCTOR........that they are fighting AGAINST an explicitly misogynist and supremely cruel & violent regime just to have their VOICES literally heard OUT LOUD.....
And some of you dumb bitches on social media are bragging about how you're too stupid to add and subtract and how you love being cloistered in your luxury fucking kitchens with no recourse. Oh and also complaining about how you're soooooo oppressed by having the fucking world as your oyster to pursue whatever you want academically or career-wise or even just to live an autonomous life.......man shut tf up
#im not caveating or disclaiming this actually#everyone who would be offended on this site is already a master of a thousand identity-based excuses & special main character reasons#for why NOTHING should ever be asked of them and why they should NEVER have to rise to ANY occasion#ive seen enough
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Continued/adapted from this: date attempts
they're menaces to society and also each other
#solo leveling#silly leveling#carliedraws#solo leveling jinwoo#solo leveling jinho#comic#digital#fanart#gore cw#snakes cw#blood cw#also introducing my new oc ice cream girl#she needs a raise#theyre secretly kinda proud that a famous hunter showed up in their shop#or not so secretly since they blew up jinho's entire instagram post for their wall#jinho may not have tagged jinwoo but who else emits dark purple shadow gas#and who else is part of ahjin guild#you used your main account jinho you dummy#when jinwoo said 'once he was done' in the dungeon he did not mean cleaning up or washing up#he meant converting fangaroth VII into one of his shadow soldiers#so hes dumb too#for both of them this is tuesday.#jinho does not need armor he just feels at ease because jinwoo can one-shot A-rank dungeon bosses it's nbd#i love for both of them to be different kinds of ridiculous and get offended at completely the wrong things in the wrong proportions#i did an exchange rate on won lol. this is supposed to be silly expensive tourist ice cream so it's about $20 USD#the insta post gag is a little bit the same as that other post except the punchline context is a bit different lol#i have no concept of what things actually cost in won IN south korea#so hopefully any inaccuracies only serve to make the joke funnier through exaggeration
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genuinely don't understand how media, especially kids media, tackles bullying. bc at first it clearly hurts the victim and destroys their self-esteem. but then for some fucking reason the media will be like "oh no but they bullied you bc they like you!" or "bc they are abused at home!" or "they're bullied too!". and like. the entire bullying ceases to exist later on when the bully is friends with the victim or worse, when they start dating. "you just have to know them better!" "they care deep down!"
THESE ARE RED FLAGS, STOP TEACHING THEM TO KIDS.
#i'm sorry but i have to include toh in this#bc they pretty much forget amity was bullying willow#then they made her 'complicit' and the main offender boscha#just so l/umity was more palaptable#and btw i love l/umity i'm just. WHY did you make amity willow's main bully in the first place??????????#i post#abuse tw#bullying tw#caps
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ive been thinkin about it today and ngl i am not personally interested in envy being a point of contention in leo and donnie's relationship unless it goes equally extreme on both sides, both of them yearning for the each other's particular confidence in their strengths while failing to understand completely that its just one big coping mechanism and not something that should be envied at all. not twins in the way that they complete each other and need the other to feel whole, but in the way that they always feel incomplete no matter what they do, always secretly undervaluing what they have already, and the other has everything they want to feel worthy as a person. i ESPECIALLY enjoy this dynamic if this is contrasted with them being extremely caring and supportive of each other even as they feel stuck in each other's shadows..... so much drama can be derived from the idea
#personal#hesitant to main tag. it will find my target audience anyway. heart#might try to gun for a dynamic like this in wwww. its just deeply compelling as a concept to me#leo envying donnie's intelligence and resourcefulness. his solid ''role'' in the family#the fact that he always seems to belong. he always has something to do. he's Important#while donnie envies how well leo just seems to Understand people. his silver-tongue. his perceptiveness#maybe donnie has a role but he struggles with feeling like an outcast outside of it#he understands machines and he communicates through them. people are harder#leo just seems to Get It. he can even convince people he cares even when he actually doesnt lol#and i like the idea of both of them being genuinely OFFENDED at the other's buried insecurities#because dont they understand how much they WANT that??? that strength???#and its a miscommunication that i find more interesting than them just naturally covering each other's weak points#works with how emotionally constipated they both are too
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Keith Richards - Hate it When You Leave
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9:04 AM EDT March 26, 2024:
The Hives - "Main Offender" From the album Veni Vidi Vicious (April 10, 2000)
Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm
A totally fictitious interview with Howlin' Pelle
File under: Swedish Garage Punk, if that doesn't make the whole thing sound ridiculous
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Debating making a short comic based on this post I made but here’s a wip panel in case it never sees the light of day haha
Honestly this was mainly just an excuse to draw little Leo in his honk shoo mimimi pajamas
#the words wouldn’t be based on any particular telenovela it would just be something I made up#I did consider some stuff from maría la del barrio but decided against it#full disclosure I only know enough Spanish to get around so that’s the main reason I’m on the fence about this comic#May end up doing an English line instead and have them watching a soap opera just so I couldn’t mess it up#even though it would only be like one sentence I would hate to mess it up or offend anyone#though tbh while I think Leo would have watched both (because of the DRAMA) I think telenovelas just fit more here#feel free to let me know esp those of you who grew up watching them
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why does every reconciliation fic go like this
#my dc posting#jason todd#red hood#jason todd fanart#ugh i forgot to change tim n dick's skin colours aa i already put my drawing stuff away whatever#bruce wayne#dick grayson#tim drake#<- main offenders#no but. jason will be making some absolutely great points#ill be cheering him on like YEAH know ur fucking value good job call them the fuck out dont fall for their shit!!#then there will be one (1) event n suddenly the author pulls a complete 180#all of jason's valid issues n complaints r swept away without ever being solved#at most he's given a few flimsy excuses or justifications#n suddenly hes all happy n dandy w them#like 🤨🤨🤨 what!!!#like nothing changes nobody makes any effort but apparently one sentence going 'omg no it wasnt like that jason 😭' is enough to sweep#everything under the rug#like why have i never read a fic where anyone actually works to change. to right the wrongs theyve done. to apolgoize and do better.#aside form of course jason going 'i see now that murder is wrong i was stupid n angry for no good reason good thing the pit madness has bee#solved/managed better n i have apologized to Poor Little 10yo Baby Tim whom i hurt and traumatized So Badly how will he ever forgive me...'#'fuck my family wtf is wrong w these assholes' 'i killed the joker for like 3 minutes' 'i love you i have no further issues aside from#Teenage Angst which will be cured via being told my anger is disproportional and of course one (1) hug form my Dearest Father'#when will i read someone 'pullin the alfred card' and jason respondin w 'fuck alfred'. he deserves to be an asshole w the way hes treated..#ok ill stop now im just. very done w this stuff
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why does the pjo series have to unnecessarily villainize goddesses (hera & athena) or show them as silly ladies (aphrodite & demeter) BUT posiedon and apollo are somehow shown as the coolest/most likeable gods, even though arguably, they're right after zeus on terms of corruption?
ares shown as the worst god after zeus and hera amuses me. last time i checked, he was the patron god of amazons and literally killed a man for attempting to rape his daughter but guess who cursed women for rejection? apollo. guess who raped women when they said no (aside from zeus)? posiedon.
#all the gods and goddesses in the greek mythology are flawed in their own way#it doesn't make sense why the books were so unnecessarily biased towards certain gods?#it bothers me specifically that hera and athena are SO unnecessarily painted as villains#while posiedon is ‘cool’ dad ‘great’ lover ‘decent’ god ‘reasonable’ than other olympians#i get it he's the main character's father of a children's fantasy novel so rick painted him in a good light#but my man? then why are you painting other gods who are arguably just as bad as him as WORSE#shut up i feel strongly about it#i love the percy jackson series#but i hate how the gods are portrayed#is trials of apollo a good series? yes#does it make sense why he's shown as a human-like god with redemption arc#while hera is reduced to ‘evil stepmom’ and ‘bitch to annabeth’ even if apollo is JUST as bad as her?#no#and aphrodite is not some ‘silly fangirl’ whose personality revolves around shipping percabeth#she is powerful terrifying and cunning who can bestow some of worst revenge on those who offend her#demeter is not a silly crop goddess#her love for her daughter was so strong it almost ended the world and destroyed mankind#shes in charge of harvest and agriculture without her humanity will starve to death#shes just as powerful as the big-3 or at least she should be#posiedon is not this cool perfect rational god#medusa would disagree demeter would disagree pasiphae would disagree odysseus would disagree#apollo cursed women posiedon raped yet ares killed a rapist BUT nooo let's make ares the bad one#percy jackson#rr crit#greek mythology#heroes of olympus#trials of apollo
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