#Machines are not inventors
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Guys, we're supposed to make a thesis and new inventions, so far we have thought of soap, creating a new religion, going back in time to kidnap Albert Einstein and making a bomb so big it makes another big bang theory
If you guys give me ideas, I will update 3 chapters continuously, or if you want, give me an invention idea and I will write a head cannon you want 2000 words max
It's a promise.
#thesis#please help#send help#im dying#project#school#inventions#im begging you#bomb#time machine#author#scientist#pls#inventor phd#phd#college#i cannot fail#warmyanderepjoxdc#fan fiction#struggling author#dead dove do not eat#i really need an invention
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Magolor: Trying to catch up on stuff you missed? Well, yaoi is a thing now. Along with uhh
Lor: Whatās that?
Magolor: did not think she would ask a question that fast Itās. A genre centering around romance between men..?
Lor:
Lor: Do you actually think being gay is a modern invention? Do you think homosexuality hasnāt existed as long as love itself? That two men or two women never once felt happy just to be with each other until some arbitrary time after I was put away?
Magolor: ā¦ Sometimes there is only one bed
Lor: Magolor.
ā>Do you think gay people are a modern invention?ā Is definitely a sentence in my brain now.
#asks#rambling#ancients probably had some WILD genres not based around gender or orientation#gay romance was just romance instead they had like#royal family x knights for sure#professor x professor of a different discipline. mechanic x person who machines the parts. city planner x farmer#inventor x creation so close to being alive but nonetheless short of capturing life fully#x high-ranking official who outwardly condones them but wants to be with both behind closed doors#im tired can you tell
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Since you're into Gargamel, have you ever taken Dick Dastardly from Wacky Racers into consideration? š¤
YES!!!!!!! hahaha of COURSE, what a fabulous suggestion - the granddaddy of moustache-twirling card-carrying villains!!!! š„“š
you have fabulous taste as always - and are not the first person to suggest Dick to me š i'd totally forgotten, but a little while ago i was chatting with my dad, and he (to my mortification) brought up how much i loved the baddies in all the old cartoons, Mr. Dastardly included šš i didn't know until today that Paul Winchell voiced both Dick Dastardly and Gargamel!!! what a legend!!!! he's just an absolute bastard, and for what? i have no idea of the wider canon of the Wacky Races universe as it's been so many years, but i think it's so much funnier if he's just a complete...well, dick, because he delights in getting one over on other people!!! he cheats and he lies and he serves severe cunt in his racing duster, what more do you want šš i'm so happy that there is a great fanbase for him and the other Hanna Barbera oldies...and just may have to watch Scoob! after the Maxime Le Mal fixation dies down š his design is so intriguing and i'm interested to see what they do with him in the modern era!!
#Iriso coming in with the big guns as always#he is on the Sexypedia if anyone's wondering (although his article is currently a WIP)#wouldn't it be lovely to have your own crazy cheating inventor boyfriend lie and steal and hurt just for you š„“š#dick dastardly#wacky races#dick dastardly and muttley in their flying machines#hanna barbera#f/o suggestions#starleskasks
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call that the Curse of the Token USAmerican
#i would like to thank all cowboy franky fanarts for opening my eyes to this#fun fact: in one of stoker's first drafts quincey was an american inventor who fought dracula using a machine gun prototype#cyborg franky#one piece#gella talks one piece#quincey morris#dracula#bram stoker#gella talks dracula#talk talk talk
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uhhh easy one but another gort hc: genius in any mathematics field
#this guy. is insane.#surgeon/vivisector/dissector neuroscientist. politician. inventor. mechanic/blacksmith. master manipulator. and so much more!!!#scary. so scary.#the machine!!!#bg3#enver gortash#baldur's gate 3
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Not So Fast there.. we got some corrections to make to this hoax
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and also this continues where that one left off
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and in case you just love Black Scientific Excellence enjoy this too
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this final video is for those who didn't come to learn, but to argue.
Sit Down, get a cool drink and watch this one, to unravel those lies you were tricked into believing. KNOW Black People INVENTED Most of what you call modern technology. including this handy dandy device right here
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So No..
#Black Inventors#white lies#inventions that changed society#air conditioning#central heating#friction heat#shoe lasting machine#blue baby syndrome#HenLac Cells#Cellphones#Youtube
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in the lives of puppets perfectly encapsulates the 'incompetent teenagers go on an adventure' energy despite the characters actually being none of those things, except maybe rambo.
#in the lives of puppets#tj klune#vic is an accomplished inventor#nurse ratched is a machine of mass destruction and also a multi tool#hap is scary#they might die and they're talking like they're on a road trip
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#Shigeichi Negishi#karaoke machine#Sparko Box#karaoke box#music#lyrics#invention#All-Japan Karaoke Industrialist Association#Pure Invention: How Japan Made the Modern World#Matt Alt#inventor
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the thing about lemon demon songs is theyre very specific. as such if a song is placed on a character playlist and it doesnt fit it goes horribly wrong. However when it comes to luca balsa from hit game identity v,
#ā apollo singing#LOOK. I AM A VETERAN LEMON DEMON FAN.#I RESPECT NEIL CICIEREGA MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE.#i understand him. i understand his music. his vision.#Out of any character that deserves lemon demon on their playlist... luca is the most fitting .#the machine? done. man made object? yup.#dont make me laugh. luca balsa mr perpetual motion mr inventor engineer. chill and yet quirky and odd... you are the next neil cicierega.
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Thereās something in me that thinks it would be deeply funny to make another oc thatās doctor whiteās assistant. Just keep building this bizarre little found family to include more medieval weirdos
#((who is the little guy who is the inventor/mechanic of all their odd ass machines))#((who built the steam chamber and are they a non-binary runaway noble))#((the answer is Jae hughes and yes))#ooc#((yes I know I just made an oc but the muse strikes on long drives))
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The following is a test of Agency communication lines.
she spy on my liar till i rising pho-
#this is a tag post / test post!! do not reblog#[ic] agency communications#[ooc] off the clock#[ask] operation: advice column#[musings] a self-fulfilling prophecy#[art] paper airplane doodles#[crack] you crack me up little buddy#[prompts] a guide to...#[promos] the agency wants you -#chr; agent 618#[dash commentary] 4:59#chr; Reginald Crane [the Handler]#chr; John Juniper [the Actor]#chr; Roxanna Prism [the Inventor]#v; the best of the best [ieytd1]#v; the spy and the liar [ieytd2]#v; cog in the machine [ieytd3]#v; beyond time and space [post-game]
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where do I get a baby
#i wish someone would leave one on my doorstep or something#heaven knows I'm not about to make one#perks of a box baby: 1. free baby to cuddle#2. it may grow up to be a genius inventor who makes a time machine and has to stop a guy whose most notable trait is wearing a hat who's#mad about losing a childhood baseball game and was manipulated by the inventor's evil failed mechanical hat into forming an evil alliance#and throwing the world into a dystopian hat future#pickle pontificates
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OKAY TBF TO APOLLO: IM 97% CERTAIN JACKSāS CURSE TO MAKE APOLLO OBSESSED W EVANGELINE IS STILL INTACT. HIS VILLAINY IN THAT WHOLE BOOK IS JACKSāS FAULT AND JACKS IS SHOCKED WHEN IT TURNS ON HIM.
#memorie.txt#juno was crying w laughter when i was talking abt how ALLLLL of the events of these books was JACKSāS FAULT#EVERY SINGLE ONE.#jacks being like āwhy does this keep happening to me?ā when heās the inventor of the torment jacks machine#listen man go find ur childhood crush and kiss her with tongue and maybe THEN youāll calm down#this all stems from him being too proud to admit to chrysi that he a) wants her and b) has fucked up so so badly
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The typewriter invented by Robert H. Keaton in the 1930s to type sheet music. This 33 let model is from circa 1953.
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Oh this sounds like itād be a fun movie
Characters who are around the same age in the late 1920s if you squint:
-Indiana Jones
-The crew from The Mummy (1999)
-Jonathan and Mina Harker's son from Dracula (1897)
#throw doc emmett brown in there for fun too. the guy from Back to the Future#heād be much younger than everyone else but itād be funny#like imagine shortie from temple of doom but itās the freaking time machine inventor#and his future self is always like 5 minutes behind the party
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Chances are, you haveĀ Jan Ernst MatzeligerĀ to thank, at least partially, for the shoes on your feet.
Matzeliger, an immigrant from what is now the country of Suriname, in South America, revolutionized the business of shoe manufacturing with a patent he earned in 1883 at the age of 30 ā an innovation that underlies the methods shoe companies use today.
At one time, the upper part of a shoe was typically stitched to the sole by hand. A cobbler could churn out perhaps 50 shoes a day through the stretching and stitching process known as ālasting.ā The lasting machine that Matzeliger invented allowed a shoemaker to complete more than 10 times as many shoes a day, according to theĀ SmithsonianĀ Institution and theĀ National Inventors Hall of Fame. Shoes became more affordable.Ā
āHe was truly an entrepreneur, doing what he did in the late 1800s, facing such discrimination and racism at the time,ā saysĀ DāWayne Edwards, a former Nike executive who has designed footwear for such athletes as Michael Jordan, Derek Jeter and Carmelo Anthony and who is founder and president of Pensole Lewis College of Business & Design in Detroit. Pensole is a successor school to Lewis College of Business, a historically Black institution that closed in 2015.Ā
āFor him to have the vision and foresight to want to improve an industry and do something bigger than himself was truly amazing,ā Edwards says. āHe has been a pioneer for this industry that has been overlooked.āĀ
Matzeliger was born in 1852 in Dutch Guiana, now Suriname, to an enslaved mother and the slaveholder in whose house she worked. He moved to Massachusetts in the 1870s.Ā
After learning that a Black man was behind a key industry invention, Edwards wanted to honor Matzeliger in a way that would keep his legacy front and center. The solution: incorporate Matzeligerās name into a shoe brand.
āJEMS by Pensoleā ā the acronym standing for Jan Ernst Matzeliger Studios ā will open its factory in March, marking 140 years since Matzeliger received his patent. Edwards says the company expects to launch its first shoe in September. Shoe designs will be the result of collaboration between Edwards and Pensole students.Ā
The name āJEMSā has additional layers of meaning, Edwards says. Ā It representsĀ gymsĀ ā where athletic footwear is often worn ā andĀ gems, which is what Edwards calls the primarily Black and brown students at Pensole who are being mentored.Ā
āWe really do feel that the people weāre going to serve and honor in this factory are truly the hidden gems of our industry who have been overlooked, and/or have not ever had an opportunity,'' Edwards says.
The new venture is backed by an initial $2 million investment from Designer Brands Inc., parent of shoe retailer DSW . JEMS by Pensole shoes will be sold exclusively in DSW retail stores nationwide.
āThe reason weāre partnering with Pensole is to get the next generation of designers, and very specifically, African American designers, in the footwear industry, and using DSW as a tool,ā says William Jordan, Designer Brands Chief Growth Officer. āLess than 3%of designers in the footwear industry today are African American. We need to change that.ā
#Black History Heroes: How inventor Jan Ernst Matzeliger made modern footwear accessible#Jan Matzelinger#shoes#auto lasting machine#commercial shoe production#Pensole
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