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[jessicarabbit]

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[fuckinart]

can you imagine

[deep-sea-anemone]

Yes, yes, Sanji letting Zoro help in the kitchen by letting him chop vegetables because he's good with pointy objects.

BUT. Have you considered?

They live in a world without most electrical appliances. A FUCKTON of physical labor goes into baking (and keep in mind how often Sanji bakes treats for the girls).

Sanji being tired (physically) and not feeling like taking 10 min to whip whipped cream. Being tired (mentally) of Zoro making fun of him for never working out. Sanji saying "fuck it" and just starts putting him to work.

The foccacia dough needs to be kneaded? "Have fun working a sticky mess for 20 minutes, asshole"

Need meringue? "No, STIFF peaks marimo. Don't tell me you're wimping out already"

"Are you even TRYING to flatten that steak Marimo?"

"Yes, it needs whipped cream. YES, I know you just made some yesterday. We need more"

Zoro's shoulders are burning but he's trying SO HARD not to lose face with the cook and meanwhile Sanji is silently losing it at Zoro's shock that cooking can in fact be a workout

[cozylittleartblog]

cringe is dead because rouxls is carrying the weight of it all madoka style

[dejaysus]

In the stripped club. Straight up "shrimpin it". And by "it", haha well. Let's just say. My Poscas

[nights-at-crystarium]

behold my discord stickers

[narnour-momo-007]

Hhh

[sketchy-tour]

Figure I'd share my very silly attempt at customizing my journal with yall! I'm no traditional artist, by ANY means, so Wally came out quite a bit shaky. But that's okay! It adds to the charm, I think!

[whump-queen]

good idea: whumper tying their whumpee up and forcing them to cuddle

whumper’s arms wrapped tight and possessive around whumpee’s injured form—too strong to be fought off, or perhaps whumpee is just too weak by this point.

a softly murmured "behave” into the crook of whumpee’s neck while spooning

whumper digging their nails into fresh cuts, getting a whine and hiss in response—but they stop struggling, and whumper leans in close to their ear with a growling murmer— “mmn. good boy.”

whumpee feeling slow kisses pressed into the side of their neck that make their skin crawl

maybe whumpee gets their hands bound in front of them this time, so they can fit in closer against whumper. and its more comfortable too. “shh, let yourself enjoy this.”

whumper cuddling with their hand around whumpee’s throat, not squeezing or anything, just… resting there.

knowing that if they tried to pull away, that hand would tighten instantly and squeeze until whumpee was dizzy and writhing back against them

and size difference… their throat, so small and soft and delicate under whumper’s rough fingertips

the way whumper’s hands would fit around their waist— the way they could press in under their ribs until whumpee is choking and their chest is spasming

whumpee shivering when they feel low whispers in their ear. just… so sticky and possessive

whumpee waking up with sore aching muscles from being kept in the same uncomfortable position all night. they sleepily try and flex their muscles and move around—then they’re hit fully awake with a jolt of cold panic when they realize where they are—and that they still can’t move at all.

waking up with whumper’s arms still tightly wrapped around them and trying desperately to squirm away, before they feel whumper’s hold tighten around them and hear a sleepy possessive growl in their ear, “mnn… no. you stay.”

just… any of the ‘tied up and kept like that’ tropes melt my fucjfen brain

(shoutout @unorganisedalienrubbish for helping inspire today’s episode of terrible sticky intimate whumper shit)

[crystalpallette]

frye inspires this sort of manic "i can do whatever i want" kinda will in people and god. I sure did do whatever I wanted here

[dracomort]

ok but do you REALLY think its in character for TOM RIDDLE to bottom

bold of you to assume i care if he consents

[samtamdan]

Azula: *sneaking in through their window*

Ursa: *turning in their chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night?

Azula: I was with Ty Lee?

Ty Lee: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?

[locksox]

forgot these in the big jon post oops lol

[feeling--pink]

Day 8 (pink) - Love Händel 💕

They are THE gay men polycule of all time- to me :)

Anyways a bunch of people did this screenshot redraw a while ago and I didn’t do it then so I thought it would be fun to do now!! :D

Sketch + Screenshot

[cloysterbell]

I had to take my work laptop to IT to get it fixed and when they opened it, they were all shocked that it was running Windows 10, which is apparently no longer supported. So they called over 3 more guys to all ogle at my ridiculously outdated machine and then asked me how on earth I had a laptop this old. You gave it to me??? Do you think I am somehow responsible for my computer being so old it can't run certain software or connect to the mainframe..... babes this is the computer you gave me

[hazelnut-u-out]

idk if anyone’s done this yet, but i got the idea last night and couldn’t not do it.

morty put it there.