#MY SONS. THOSE ARE MY SONS. GOD. GODDDDDDDDDDDD.

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EHHFDFBGFHFHDDBDFGBJDF OMG SO IM SO SLOW TO REPLY IM SORRY BUT IM LOSING IT DFSHJSDFDS OK SO IM GOING TO START WITH THE VERY TOP OF THIS THREAD

Stranger Things S2 01 

FIRST OF ALL IM HOLLERING OVER THE MONSTER HOUSE GIF THATS WHY HE SEEMS SO FAMILIAR OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD

AND RIGHT POOR WILL HES SO BABY IM SOBBING...

((AND YES OMG GO HAM IM aemiron ON DISCORD!!!! YES YES PLEASE TOTALLY FEEL FREE TO DM ME OMG I HAVE SO MANY TIMELINE THOUGHTS)

HFGHDFGHDFGM GIGGLING OVER YOU MEETING MURRAY HES SO. HES SUCH A GUY. AN ICON

AND MOODDDDD ME IGNORING THE STRAIGHT ROMANCE IN THE GAY SHOW LIKE CMON I COME HERE FOR GAY!!

AND RIGHT GOD MIKE AND EL ARE LIKE. THEYRE LIKE WATCHING A TRAINWRECK ESP IN S3. AND ALSO YOURE VERY RIGHT MIKE DOES N O T COPE WELL

HOLLERING OVER BILLY LOOKING TRANS AGWFSDF billy is so funny 2 me because i actually have an irl brother with the same sort of blonde hair also named billy LMAO AND RIGHT LIKE WHAT ARE THEY LOOKING AT?? ARE THEY HALLUCINATING????

and MOOOOOOOOOOOODDD SCOTT/MR CLARKE MY BELOVED I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I ADORE HIM I SWEAR TO GOD HIM AND HENRY CREEL WERE GAY BOY BESTIES (did you see the black cat decorations behind scott? because those connect to henry) AND REAL JOYCE DESERVES TO BE SOOOOO HAPPY AND BOB IS A SWEETHEART FR I ADORE HIM

AND MOOOOODDD WITH THE HOPPER FLASHBACKS

((AND ALSO IM HOLLERING OVER THE BIRD ASGFSFHSDFNFD)

FHHSDHJDFJ HELPPP IVE NEVER BEEN IN A CORN MAZE BUT THEY SEEM BOTH FUN AND SCARY

AWBSDBJHSJFD HOLLERING OVER NANCY AND JON AND 3RD WHEELER STEVE.. AND YES OMG IM NOT PERSONALLY VERY FOCUSED ON THEM BUT LOTS OF PEOPLE SHIP THEM POLY!!!!!! ESP W STEVE HAVING GIFTED JON THE CAMERA AT THE END OF S1!! DUSTIN AND HIS HATS ARE SO PRECIOUS AND I LOVE MAX SM and RIGHT POOR WILL IS JUST CONSTANTLY GOING THROUGH IT ALL OF THE TIME

and YESSSSSS THE LAB FHJDF AND RIGHT ITS SO WEIRD THAT JOYCE TRUSTS THEM DESPITE THE S1 NEWSPAPER SAYING THAT JOYCE LITERALLY FOUND WILL AS A TEST SUBJECT AT THAT EXACT LAB. AND ITS 10000% THE LAB AND ITS SO DAMN WEIRD ESPECIALLY SINCE HOPPER GETS INTO THAT LAB CAR AT THE VERY END OF S1 AND WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT/WHY HE DID IT... IT’S ALL SO WEIRD LIKE WHY DO THEY TRUST THE LAB!!!!!!!!!!! AND HOW DID THEY GET OUT OF THE LAB IN S1????? AND RIGHT THE WHOLE ACT NORMAL THING IS SUCH BS IT DOESNT HELP ME EITHER... AND UIHFJFDJG THATS DR OWENS AND HES SO. HES. HES SUCH AN ENIGMA LIKE IM TRYING TO FIND OUT SO HARD WHATS UP WITH HIM ESPECIALLY SINCE HE’S SUPER SUPER PARALLELED TO VICTOR CREEL/HENRYS DAD AND ESPECIALLY SINCE OK LIKE

YKNOW THE PART IN THAT SCENE WITH HOPPER AND JOYCE AND OWENS IN THE OFFICE AND OWENS TALKS ABOUT HOW HE “GETS IT”/GETS WHAT HAPPENED TO JOYCE??? IM SITTING HERE LIKE. OWENS. WHAT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GET IT??? WHAT DO YOU GET ABOUT LOSING A SON TO THE UPSIDE DOWN???? (AND ESP CONSIDERING THAT OWENS CALLS POSSESSED WILL ‘SON’ LATER ON... OWENS WAS EDWARD YOUR SON??? ESP SINCE YOURE PARALLELED TO HENRYS DAD???? AND IF EDWARD WAS THE ONE POSSESSING WILL???)

THERES SO MUCH TIMELINE SHIT GOING ON RN FR ESPECIALLY BECAUSE LIKE. WHAT IS UP WITH BRENNER IN S2. WHERE IS HE. WE SUPPOSEDLY SAW ONE BRENNER DIE BUT A.) WE DIDNT SEE HIM DIE HE WAS OFFSCREEN AND B.) WE HAVE BOTH A RICHARD AND A MARTIN BRENNER LISTED.... SO IM LIKE.. IS S2 THE TIMELINE WHERE ONE OF THEM DIED BUT THE OTHER ONE DIDNT DIE?????? ESPECIALLY SINCE S1 BRENNER’S HAIR PARTS ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE COMPARED TO S4 BRENNER’S HAIR..

AND RIGHT THE UD LOOKING FREAKIER GOD....

AND YEAH MAX’S BROTHER. IS NOT A GOOD DUDE.

and RIGHT TED'S CLIFF COMMENT GODDDD

AND YESSSS GOD TY FOR REMINDING ME ABT THAT TECH WITH THE MUSIC HEHE BC I NEED TO GO REWATCH THAT SCENE AND SEE IF IT TIES INTO SOME OF THE S4 NINA PROJECT STUFF....

AND HOLY SHIT YES EXACTLY THATS SUCH A GOOD POINT ABT THE DOORS BEING LIKE PORTALS THERES SO MUCH DOOR IMAGERY IN THIS SHOW ESP IN S3... it DOES affect the inside of the arcade but it took a second to do so at first (the arcade interior goes from totally normal looking with people -> normal looking but Empty except for will -> empty except for will and fucked up UD looking).... and it's so weird bc that "in between" space where it's Not UD Looking but IS empty comes back with el in the cabin in s3... IM LIKE WHAT IS THAT?????? ESP WITH MR CLARKE'S FLEA AND THE ACROBAT THING AND HOW THE TIGHTROPE'S IN THE MIDDLE AND THE FLEA CAN GO ABOVE OR BELOW IT AND THAT WEIRD EMPTY IN BETWEEN SPACE ALMOST BEING LIKE THE TIGHTROPE ITSELF???

also HOLLERING OVER EL BEING A CREATURE RIGHT I LOVE HER SHES SO CREATURE CODED THOUGH FR

S2 02-03

Episode 2

RIGHT AUUWHWGWHWHW EL MY BABY…….. AND RIGHT HEENNFNFFN THEY SHOW US EL LEAVING THE UD BUT THEY DONT SHOW US JOYCE AND HOPPER AND WILL LEAVING?? 🤨🤨🤨🤨 IT’S SUSPICIOUS AS FUCK!!!

ALSO YOU SAYING YOU JUST DONT THINK THAT TERRY’S DAUGHTER IS EL HAS ME LIKE FOX ON CHAIR BC JAMES HAS DONE A BUNCH OF ANALYSIS ON IT AND IT DEF SEEMS LIKE THERE’S MULTIPLE “ELS”/AN EL AND A JANE ETC… IT MAKES ME INSANE FR HDNFNF it’s so weird and it just gets weirder like we see multiple different birth scenes for El and multiple different els and GHRBRNRNRN


and RIGHT EL IS SO PRECIOUS I LOVE HER SHE JUST WANTS TO TRICK OR TREAT….

AND YES OMG WILL’S ART REALLY REALLY KEEPS COMING BACK THROUGH ALL THE SEASONS!!

AND THE PARTY ARE SO BABY THEM BEING THE ONLY ONES IN COSTUME SHDBFNFN

and RIGHT it’s such a good balance of the Insane Supernatural Trauma vs the Shitty Everyday Life Stuff That’s Still Upsetting and just GOD im insane abt it

HELPPP YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE TO CLOCK THAT FOR MAX THERES A LOT OF TRANSMASC MAX ENTHUSIASTS OUT THERE!!

and LITERALLY ITS SO FUCKING WEIRD LIKE OH MY GOD and what you said abt the ud and minimal gear makes me extra insane since a.) it seems like there’s more than one UD i swear and b.) in S4, steve and his group just fucking RAWDOG the UD no hazmat suits or ANYTHING and theyre fine and there S1 UD also doesnt seem to have a hivemind bc joyce steps in the tentacles repeatedly and nothing happens whereas in S4 steve and co cant even BREATHE wrong without the tentacles grabbing them… i swear to god the s1 ud and the s4 ud are two different places.

AND TECHNOLOGICAL DISCREPANCIES PLAY A HUGE HUGE HUGEEEEEEE ROLE IN THE TIMELINE STUFF YOURE SPOT ON… THERES A TON OF WEIRDNESS ON HALLOWEEN IN S2 WITH WILL’S CAMERA & THE 8:15 TIMESTAMP AND JUST. ALL OF THE CAMERA TIMESTAMPS IN THIS SHOW AND ALL THE CLOCKS AND ALL SORTS OF TECHNOLOGY BITS ARE TIED TO TIMELINE FUCKERY FR

AND RIGHTTT st really is The trauma show… AND MOOD I HATE THAT TOO SO IM VERY GLAD ST TACKLES THE FACT THAT THE WHOLE PRETEND NOTHINGS WRONG THING ISNT HELPFUL

AND MOOOODD DUSTIN AND LUCAS AND EL MY BELOVEDS HSFNNGNNG AND THATS SO REAL ABT EL AND HER TV SHOWS LIKE 🤝🤝🤝 MOOODDD

AND OUDGDHD THANK YOUU I AM STARING AT THE BUMPER CROP EP LIKE 👁👁👁👁👁

and yess YESS the ud is def tied to the crops dying

AND GODDD im sorry you had to deal with jackass behaviour like billy’s :(((( he’s rlly such a piece of work /neg

HENDNFNGNG THERES MORE MOLDLY FOOD ETC TO COME IN S4 TOO

WILL AND HIS CRIPASS BOWLCUT LIKE HE WAS AN ICON FOR THAT TBH HDBDND

AND I LOVE BOB SO MUCH HES SO. it also makes me INSANE that bob very very likely knew henry as a kid. bob. BOB WHAT DO YOU KNOW!!!!!!

BDENRNFNFNF HOPPER AND HIS WAFFLES AGAIN EL IS SO CREATURE CODED

AND HEHEHE WILL AND EL BOTH YELLING FOR MIKE part of it imo is byler subtext/starting to make things look like more of a love triangle/will calling out for mike in the same way that mike’s girlfriend does. he’s a gayass i love him

AND HEENNFNF STEVE DEF HAS THOSE BABY COW EYES FRRRR

AND YEHEYEYSSSS THERE IS ANOTHER PARALLEL TO THE COUCH SCENE LATER ON!!!

AND RIGHT MIKE AND WILL ARE SOOO PRECIOUS MIKE LOVES HIM SM AUGH LIKE.. will being able to be honest with mike and mike also being able to open up abt what he’s been seeing… im Normal…

AND THATS EXACTLY THE VIBE RE: HOUSE HDBFNFNFNGMGMG

AND OFUFHDH RIGHT THE USE OF STATIC IN ST SAME HERE WITH THE AUDITORY HALLUCINATIONS FROM IT (i was SO scared of static as a kid) and they way they use it in st continues to make me Insane esp with the later stuff with tvs and radios and the creels

EPISODE 3

YESSSSS CLAUDIA HENDERSON MY BELOVEDDDDD HEHEHEHE AND IM HOLLERING OVER “YOU GOT A LITTLE FREAK!!!!!” HENNRFNNGMGMG

HEHENDNDN DART IS SO BABY HONESTLY LIKE JUST LET HIM EAT HIS MUSKETEERS… AND POOR YURTLE FR ESP SINCE DART DOESNT EVEN LIKE THE HEAT

AND RIGHT EHENENND i think hopper had seen el out there since she’d been hunting squirrels in the woods/i think he knew she was out there but didnt know 100% where.. BUT STILL RIGHT WHAT IF SOMETHING ELSE TOOK THE WAFFLES

AND MOOODD I LOVE HER and god el not speaking is esp interesting when you consider the fact that henry as a child has Zero speaking lines. Just lots of Staring LMAO

AND FHFNGNGM BOB MY BELOVED HES SO POOKIE !!! AND YES SAME WITH DUSTIN I LOVE HIM DHDBFNF

And god dont even get me STARTED on mr baldo, i wrote a whole post (https://www.tumblr.com/aemiron-main/720036372124221440/bob-and-mr-baldo-was-bob-abused-as-a-child-was?source=share) about how mr baldo is a creep/likely bob’s way of trying to cope with/explain his experiences to Will… the Agony…

AND HEHEHEBEBEBEBEBEB BOB MY BELOVED HES FINE ITS OK HES FINE HES IN ONE PIECE… FOR NOW

AND YES OK IK WE TALKED ABT THIS BEFORE BUT IM COMING BACK TO IT BC I RECENTLY WROTE ANOTHER POST THAT INVOLVES THIS LINE FROM LUCAS AND NOW IM WONDERING IF either henry or edward was drowned by their mother in the creel bathtub as a child + then had his body dumped in the quarry to try and cover it up. There’s SO much drowning imagery associated with the creel tub and some of the shots we get of lucas in s4 with the creel tub behind him & how they tie to this line are just making me Insane…. ANYWAY IM LIKE WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT DAMN TUB AND THE QUARRY BC ITS NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR EITHER HENRY OR EDWARD IN ONE OF THE TIMELINES!!!!!

and yesss YESSS THE PROJECTOR… And scott my beloved..

AND YEYEYEYEYSHS THE LAB SHIT THOSE BITCHES R ALWAYS INVOLVED IN EVERYTHING

AND OWUDHDH GOOD QUESTION ABT THE WAFFLES- i dont think mike answered it, but if you look at murray’s conspiracy board in his bunker, you can see a news article about when el stole waffles from the grocery store in s1- so hopper probably saw the article is my guess! Or mike told him and we just didnt see it!

AND RIGHT EHEJFN BILLY SEEMS 25 FR

AND RIGHT YOUR OTHER BOYFRIEND CMON THE 3 OF YOU JUST DATE ALREADY

AND EXACTLY im glad this conflict is more reasonable instead of steve’s friends just being jackasses lmao. AND REAL I LOVE DUSTIN AND I LOVE DART THE VOMIT SLUG SHDBDNF AND BOB MY BELOVEDDDDD HEHEHEHE I MEAN. HES FINE ITS OKAY HES FINE ITS OKAY DONT WORRY ABOUT BOB

AND JOYCEEEEEE I LOVE HER SM HFBFFNNFNFGMGN BOB CARES SM AND JOYCE LOVES WILL SM AND AUWHWGWH

AND HEHEHE IM LATE WITH THIS SO IM SORRY SO YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM B IT.. AT LEAST HES NOT EVIL!!!!!!! but *demodog voice* “he Was tasty-“

And yeyeys YES THE JANCY BYLER PARALLEL AND THERES ANOTHER PARALLEL TO THE CRAZY TOGETHER COUCH SCENE IN S4 TOO!!!

and maybe things cant go back to the way they were

you: you’re right!! Moving forward!!

Me, shaking sobbing throwing up: STOP TALKING ABOUT GOING BACK STOP IT WITH THE CONTEXT OF HENWARD USING HIS MIND TO TURN THE CLOCK BACKWARDS IN S4 AND HOPPERS LETTER AT THE END OF S3 AND DTEVE TALKING IN S4 ABOUT CRAWLING BACKWARDS AND ALL THE TIME FUCKERY ABDBFNFNFN WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY CANT GO BACK HRGHBB

AND OH MY GOD OK SO BARB MAKES ME INSANE BECAUSE IF YOU LOOK REALLY CLOSELY AT THE SNOWBALL IN THE S2 FINAL EP, YOU CAN SEE BARB IN THE BG (and bts pics confirmed it IS her) AND SO YOURE SPOT ON LIKE THERES DEF A SOLID CHANCE BARB IS ALIVE IN ONE TIMELINE…

AND EHENRNNRNENENNENFNG AGAIN IM INSANE BC YOURE PICKING UP ON SHIT LIKE THIS AND IM JUST NODDING FURIOUSLY BC YES YES YES THERES SO SO MUCH WEIRDNESS WITH EL’S MOM ND HER POSSIBLY BEING DEAD/NOT BEING EL’S MOM AND JUST GDODUDHDH

AND HEHEHEHE JOYCE AND TECH…. and the fact that we see that weird 8:15 timestamp on will’s JVC in s2 specifically when joyce is rewinding the tape… it makes me Insane

AND EHENFNF MOOOD MIKE AND WILL MY BELOVED…

Also im CRYING over “baby EggHeadMouthFreak” thats what im calling them from now on HBEENDNDNF

AND DHFBFNNG FRRR MIKE AND HIS HETERONORMATIVITY AND HOMOSEXUALITY AND INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA… will is fighting literal demons mike is fighting gay thoughts

AND RIGHT EXACTLY LIKE MIKE AND EL ARE JUST FIGURING THEMSELVES OUT AND YET SOME PEOPLE THINK THEYRE GOING TO GET *MARRIED* AT THE END OF S5 WHICH IS INSANE

HHEBEFNFNFN WILL IS ALWAYS GOING THROUGH IT LIKE THIS POOR GUY CANNOT CATCH A BREAK

AND IM LOSING IT AGAIN OVER THAT PICTURE LIKE THAT WAS MY EXACT FACE WHEN I WATCHED THAT SCENE LIKE PLEASE SHADOW MONSTER STEP AWAY FROM THE CHILD PLEASE PLEASEEEE

S2 04

HGEHEENRNFNFNF HELPPPPPPP

AND RIGHT MIKE STARING AT HIM… THEYRE GAY YOUR HONOUR

AND HE *IS* LOSING MEMORIES RIP WILL GODSPEED BUDDY

AND RIGHT RIGHT WE CANT TRUST THESE LAB BITCHES I AM PUTTING EVERY LAB ASSOCIATED BITCH UNDER MY MICROSCOPE AND STARING AT THEM…

And oh YES will is definitely autistic imo like no doubt AND YES DEFINITELY ALEXITHYMIA VIBES UR NOT WRONG AT ALL….. will is autistic for sure

AND RIGHT AUUWGWHH EL MY BELOVED

AND RIGHT HOPPER PLS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER LIKE CMON MAN THERES NO NEED FOR THIS

AND EHRBFNGNGN RIGHTTTTTTTTTT

AND GOD YES OK temp low and the dissociating im not sure abt ice powers (still a possibility) but there is SO much temperature weirdness in ST + the UD being cold + UD creatures being susceptible to fire and all the talk of burning things ESPECIALLY in s4… its so…

AND YESSSS YESS THE IRL CONNECTIONS MY BELOVED AND SCOTT MY BELOVEDDDDDDD SCOTT EXPLAINING FLIGHT OR FIGHT…. God i love scott

AND HEBEBEHEHFN HOPPER RLLY HAS. SMTHN UP WITH HIM IN THIS EP FR LIKE BRO GO TAKE A WALK SHES A CHILD LIKE GO TAKE A BREATHER AND LEAVE IT ALONE

AND RIGHT EGEBFNF HONESTLY ITS LIKE WHAT IS BILLYS FUCKIN ISSUE WITH *EVERYONE*…. AND HOLLERING OVER BILLY LOOKING LIKE HED SHOWER WITH SOCKS ON DHDBFNGNG

AND MOOOOD COMMUNAL SHOWERS MY BEHATED

AND RIGHT THE PARK PARANOIA WHICH the park scene makes me extra insane considering that there’s a park/playground literally DIRECTLY across from the creel house….

NAD HEBFNGNGNG WILLS GOING THROUGH MORE THAN DISSOCIATION TOO LIKE JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE HIS BRAIN SCANS SHRNGNNGNG

AND YES YES WILL IS CONNECTED TO THE HIVEMIND THATS WHATS HAPPENING TO HES CONNECTED TO ANY CREATURES WITH SHADOW PARTICLES IN THEM/THAT ARE CONNECTED TO THE UD

AND RIGHT LIKE MIKE PLS CHILL IT YOU DONT NEED TO START BARKING AT HER JUST CAUSE UR MAD THAT UR GAY…

AND RIGHT HOPPERS JUST GOT THE RECORDS UNDER THE FLOOR DHFBGNGNGNMG

AND RIGHT MOOODDDDD AND GOD owens makes me insane bc its like hes obviously Not Great but he is more genuine in s4/argues with brenner and im like. It baffles me bc owens DOES seem to have WAY more morals than brenner (and he also doesnt have the sexual predator coding/imagery that brenner has) but i also do NOT trust his ass because he’s always flip flopping and he also works for hnl so automatically suspicious

AND RIGHT OWENS ACTING LIKE IT WAS AN OOPSIE LIKE BRO YOU KILLED PEOPLE!!! AND RIGHT LIKE CMON OWENS NOBODYS BUYING THAT SHIT ABT THE RUSSIANS (picture me hiding s3 behind a curtain HDBDBDBD)

AND RIGHT THE PUMPKIN PATCH AND THEN AS YOUVE ALREADY SEEN BC IM LATE CATCHING UP ON THIS.. THE UD TUNNELS UNDER HAWKINS

AND YEAH BILLY IS DEFINITELY RACIST LIKE WHAT WE SEE OF IT IS ACTUALLY A TONED DOWN VERSION OF HOW RACIST HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WHICH IS INSANE BC HES CLEARLY RACIST ASF

AND YESSSSSS THE TERRY PAPER HEHEBEBEBEENE. god good point actually i should go compare those two papers at some point

AND OH JUST FUCKING WAIT UNTIL S4 BECAUSE WHILE YES BRENNERS WIG IS HILARIOUS . THERES ALSO. SO MUCH WEIRNDESS WITH HIS WIGS IN S4 THATS CONNECTED TO TIMELINE SHIT AND MORE THAN ONE BRENNER AND LIKE HWOEHRBRNGNGN. ITS INSANE FOR SOME REASON IN THE BTS PICS HE HAS LIKE THIS GOLLUM ASS STRINGY HAIR WIG TOO THAT WE HAVENT SEEN IN THE SHOW YET??

AND THATS SO REAL HWEHFNFN YOUR INTUITION IS SO REAL ABT EL AND JANE LIKE THEYRE NOT THE SAME GIRL FR…. JANE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

AND GOD THE LAB BUGGING THINGS MAKES ME INSANE DVFBFNGNGNGNGNG LIKEEEE ESPECIALLY STARING AT THE CREEL HOUSE THE LAB BUGGED THE CREEL HOUSE ON MOVE IN DAY I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES

AND RIGHT WIEHFHFNGMMGMGMG POOR MEWS I ALWAYS FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM LIKE DART IS SO CUTE BUT ALSO POOR MEWS.

AND YESSSSSSS THANK YOU EOFJDHDHFNFNGNG IM STARING SO MUCH ST YOUR MUSIC CHOICES CONTINUE TO MAKE ME INSANE!!!

S2 05

HEFBFNF JOYCE LOVES AND SUPPORTS WILLS ART FR!!

AND ODUDGDHD STARING AT WHAT YOU SAID ABT THEM BEING ON THE LEFT BC THERES A LOT OF LEFT VS RIGHT STUFF THAT COMES UP IN S4…

AND RIGHT RHRNGNGNGNG HOPPER WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!!! However interestingly enough while it IS stupid for hopper to go into it despite knowing its toxic, what actually ends up getting him is the tentacles grabbing him- which, in s1, they DONT grab him or joyce, so this is an unexpected surprise for hopper when they grab him in s2.

AND WHDNFNFFNNGNG THATS SO FAIR W POLYAM

AND RIGHT THE LITTLE SLEEPING BAG HES SO BABY

AND EHEBFNGNGNG IM GLAD YOU STARTED PREPARING AHEAD OF TIME FOR BOB BC… MY GOD…. POOR GUY

Also hollering over “give that bitch a nicotine addiction” GEBRNFMGKGKG

AND RIGHT AUWHWGWHWH POOR DUSTIN LIKE BUDDY YOU STILL GOTTA BURY THAT…. And also still losing it over Egg Beast GSBDBDBD

AND RIGHT DARTS JUST A LITTLR GUY DOING HIS BEST HE DOWSNT KNOW ANY BETTER

AND RIGHT LIKE GIRL EL WHAT ABOUT STRANGER DANGER i mean i guess she’s grown up with brenner and is like Well It Cant Possibly Be Worse Than That

AND YES ITS THE SAME PLACE unless im missing some details gotta go look again bc timeline shit is always happening in this show

AND YEEYEYEYS TERRY IS 100% REPEATING SMTHN SHE SAW AND IT MAKES ME INSANE BC THE RAINBOW ROOM TERRY SAW IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM THE RAINBOW ROOM WE SEE IN S4 WHICH WOULD ALSO TIE INTO EL AND JANE BEING DIFFERENT PEOPLE SINCE THEY EACH SEEM TO HAVE A DIFFERENT RAINBOW ROOM TOO…

AND DHEBFNF MONSTER HOUSE LOOKING ASS HELPPP

AND BABY EGG MAX AND LUCAS…….

AND WHEOFOGUFHFBFBFB WATCHING YOU SUFFER OVER BOB IS SUCH A MOOD IM STILL NOT OVER HIS DEATH LIKE WODHDHFNGNGMMG

Bob is doing his BEST okay!!!!! HES SO PERFECT

AND YESSSSS ERICA MY BELOVED AND TERRY AND EL AND YEYEYEEYSHSB PKAY SO

WHAT YOU SAID ABT THIS NOT BEING HOME RE: TERRY AND EL makes me insane bc im currently working on an analysis of this but the song that plays when el first pulls up to terry’s house in that semi is “green green grass of home” which when you actually look at that song makes NO sense for el and terry because the song is about a man in prison on death row thinking about his childhood home- el is not in prison not on death row NOR HAS SHE EVER BEEN TO THIS HOUSE BEFORE. But yknow who that song DOES fit perfectly?? VICTOR CREEL WHO IS CURRENTLY SERVING A LIFE SENTENCE IN PENNHURST & THINKS ABOUT THE CREEL HOUSE ALL THE TIME!!! ME WHEN EL’S SONG ABT HOME IS TIED TO THE CREELS BECAUSE SHES A CREEL BECAUSE SHES EDWARDS KID AND- GUNSHOTS

AND GDODUDGH GOD RIGHT WHAT YOU SAID ABT TERRY SEEMING STUCK LIKE WILL MAKES ME INSANE BC ITS LIKE. THERES SO MUCH TIME LOOP IMAGERY WITH TERRY AND WITH THE NINA PROJECT LATER ON AND HOW TERRY CONNECTS TO THAT AND IM LIKE TERRY IS PART OF YOU/YOUR MIND STUCK IN A TIME LOOP??? WHATS GOING ON???


and right BOB IS SO PRECIOUS I LOVE HIM SMMMMM

and fucking HOLLERING OVER COCOMELON SHIT TO TEDS BRAINW EVFNFNGNFNFNFN REAL

AND YEEYEYEYS STEVE AND DUSTIN GET CLOSER YES YOU WILL DEF SEE MORE OF THEM TOGETHER ESP IN S3!!!!!

AND DHDBFNGNGNGNGNG HOPPERS OKAY DW

AND GOD OK SO YES THERE IS AN ACTUAL RUSSIAN PLOT LIKE IN S3 AND ALSO IN S4 THERES AN ACTUAL RUSSIAN PLOT IN RUSSIA…

AND RIGHTTTT MURRAY IS SO RIGHT MURRAY IS HOW I FEEL DOING ST ANALYSIS TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO SEE THE TRUTH OF EDWARD AND HENRY ETC LIKE… LOOK BEHIND THE CURTAIN PEOPLE!!!

AND RIGHT TERRYS WHOLE BIRTH THING IS SOOOOOO. AND YEYEYS TWO DIFFERENT RAINBOW ROOMS JUST WAIT UNTIL S4 AND ITS SO. ITS INSANE IT MAKES ME INSANE BC TERRY ALSO HAS DIFFERENT CONTRADICTORY BIRTH SCENES FOR EL LATER ON AND ITS SOOOOOO

UAWGDHHGNGNMGNGNGNG HOLLERING OVER ALL OF THIS BOB IS SO PERFECT FR AND RIGHT THE FUCKING WHITE VANS. JUST WAIT UNTIL BRENNER LITERALLY STARTS HANDING OUT CANDY IN S4 LIKE ITS LITERALLY SO FUCKING ON THE NOSE

AND WILL. WILL IS SOOO. His possession makes me insane like WILL WHO POSSESSED YOU

AND YESSS IFUDGDHD GREAT CONNECTION WITH THE MUSIC YESSS

S2 06

RIGHT LIKE CLAUDIA HENDERSON WHAT ARE YOU DOING RN?????


and right RIGHT HIM AND HIS YES MEN IM EXPLODING ALL LAB EMPLOYEES WITH MY MIND RN THEY ARE THE EPITOME OF GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE

HEBDNFNF I LOVE MURRAY AND HIS CONSPIRACY STUFF And him giving them drinks LMAO HENENENENE AND YES HE LIVES AT LEAST SO FAR YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABT HIM HES IN S3 AND S4 TOO AND HE JUST KEEPS GETTING MORE ICONIC

AND RIGHT LIKEEEE NO THANK U

RIGHTTTTTTTT LIKE THEY JUST WANNA THROW HIM BACK OUT THERE??

AND HOLLERING OVER WHOSE SKINFLAKES WHENENNFNFNGNGN I WISH I KNEW WHAT THAT SHIT WAS

BOB IS SO PRECIOUS WHENFNF I WOULD DIEEE IF YOU DREW HIM HES SO. BELOVED FR I NEED TO SEE HIM IN THE FIRST SHADOW PREQUEL PLAY CMON BOB ITS ALREADY CONFIRMED THAT UR IN THE PLAY (omg wait remind me 2 show u the leaked first shadow play bob audition videos…. hes so silly i love him we get to see highschool era bob doing a little dance)

AND HDFBFNGNGNG BILLY HATERS UNITE FR

AND RIGHT EHRNFNRNRNF HOPPER GOT THE SHORT END OF THE STICK

AND YES YES CALLING WILL SON HEHEHEHEH IT MAKES ME INSANE WHY ARE YOU CALLING HIM SON STOP THAT OWENS WHY ARE YOU CALLING HIM SONNNNN

AND YES BASICALLY!!!

AND EHEBDBFNFN STEVE AND HIS BI SWAG AND HAIR TUTORIALS… HES TEYING HIS BEST OK

And also im EXPLODING your asshole ex boyfriend with my mind im tearing him apart but also LITERALLY WHAT KIND OF REDNECK HICK SHIT IS THAT WHICH IS RICH COMING FROM ME BUT LIKE COME ONNNNNN

AND RIGHT RIGHT LIKE HOPPER!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!! Its rlly so disappointing to see & EXACTLY THOUGH LIKE YOU SAID ITS INTERESTING TO SEE HIS ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES… AND EXACTLY THE WAY THE DISMISSIVENESS USUALLY GETS PLAYED FOR LAUGHS VS IT NOW BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY AND ADDRESSED.. AND IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE OMG THE THAT 70S SHOW COMPARISON IS SO GOOD YOURE SPOT ON

AND RIGHTTT LIKE CMON HOPPER YOU GOTTA GIVE HER A BETTER APOLOGY DIRECTLY TO HER

and right RIGHT OWENS ALWAYS FUCKING SEEMS LIKE HE KNOWS MORE THAN HES LETTING ON HE ALWAYS FUCKING SEEMS LIKE HES HIDING SMTHN LIKE OWENS LET ME IN YOUR WEIRD LITTLE BRAIN

ALSO HOLLERING OVER THE YONI EGG INTERJECTION HEHHRFNNGG

AND YES THE DAMN FOG IT HAUNTS ME BC OF SOME OF THE DND FOG STUFF AND MIKE LATER TALKING TO WILL ABT CASTING FOG CLOUD AND THE FOG ON THE NIGHT WILL VANISHED AND IM LIKE WHAT IS UP WITH THIS FUCKING FOG!!

And thats so fair god exploding both ur brother and billy… billy stans rlly r Something (delusional)

OH THERES MORE THAN TWO WHENRNRNFNG

AND RIGHT ALL THE DAMN BONES

GODUDGDHDHD ANOTHER HALF SONG IM STARING SM YESSS

S2 07

YES OK SO YES THE TERRY EP GOD IT MAKES ME INSANE LIKE THE LITTLE BLONDE GIRL IS SUPPOSED TO BE BABY EL /JANE AND ITS SOOOO. ITS LIKE. THATS NOT EL. WHO ARE YOU!!! AND KALI/8 IS THERE TOO YES ANS SHE GETS NAMEDROPPED IN S4 AGAIN AND IT MAKES ME INSANEEE

AND RIGHT BECKYS SUCH A GOOD SPORT ABT IT LMAO

AND RIGHT AUWHDGDHFHF EL….. AND YEAH KALI DEF USES HER LMAO KALI IS LIKE.. i enjoy her character but some of the shit she pulls with el esp with that brenner vision??? Mean as fuck like JESUS

AND RIGHT RIGHT RIGHTTTTTT KALI STOP IT YOURE REPEATING THE CYCLE KALI PLEASE YOURE JUST CREATING MORE TRAUMA YOURE TRAUMATIZING THOSE GIRLS AND RE TRAUMATIZING EL LIKE PLEASE JUST SIT DOWN AND CHILL A LITTLE

and right like i get where kalis coming from but a.) what happens when theyre all dead and b.) she’s dragging el along with her And traumatizing other kids in the process

AND YESSS HOME TIME FOR EL

S2 08

HEHNFNFNMFMF HELPPPPP

AND RIGHT WILL FREAKING TF OUT AND YELLING ABT LYING VS HENWARDS MONOLOGUE ABT LYING LATER IN S4 GOD IT MAKES ME INSANE

right RIGHT IT PRETENDING TO BE WILL ITS SOOOO. GOEUEGRHDNFNGNFNGMGM

And RIGHT billy just triggers the instinct to Kill and Maim fr

AND GOD A WHITE VERSION OF UR DSD…

And yeah SO many people think it excuses his behaviour and its INSANE. Like with henry my whole point with defending him isnt “its okay that he did xyz” its instead “henry literally did not do xyz heres the proof it Wasnt Him Free My Man From The Allegations” whereas so many hardcore billy stans are like “actually racism is ok bc billy’s dad called him a faggot”

AND ODUDDHH YES TY OH IM JOTTING THAT DOWN ABT BILLYS DAD AND SON I NEVER NOTICED THAT THANK YOUUUU

AND RIGHT STEVE IS SO FUNNY EVEN WHEN HES NOT TRYING TO BE DHDBFNF

BOB NEWBY SUPERHERO IS LITERALLY SO ICONIC HERNRNFNNF

BEBRNTMGMGMGMGMGMGMHMGMG WATCHING YOU LOSE IT OVER BOB IM JUST LIKE OUGH I KNEW THIS WAS COMING BUT ITS STILL AGONIZING TO WITNESS IM SORRY MAN EGDBNFNF BOB WAS SO GOOD HE DIDNT DESERVE THAT AT ALL POOR BOB MY BELOVED IM HOLLERING OVER THESE REACTION MEMES GEBENFNN IM THE CAT GETTING MY FACE GRABBED AND GIGGLING EVILLY

AND RIGHT RIGHT BOB LORE WHICH THAT MEANS BOB KNEW SCOTT IN SCHOOL WHICH MEANS SCOTT WENT TO SCHOOL IN HAWKINS WHICH WORKS PERFECTLY WITH SCOTT BEING JUST THE RIGHT AGE TO HAVE BEEN IN THE SAME CLASS AS HENRY..

AND DHDBFNF THEYRE PUTTING THE CHARACTER TO WORK!!! MAKING THEM DO MANUAL LABOUR FHFNFN

AND DUSTINS DOING HIS BEST FR AND I SUPPORT U HITTING MAX W THE TRANS BEAM SM..

AND RIGHTHTTTTTT THE RAINBOW SHIP JOYCE IS SO PRECIOUS…

AND IM LOSING IT OVER IT BEING LIKE AN EARLY 2000S COMMERCIAL SEGMENT OH MY GOD THATS EXACTLY THE VIBE HELPPP EHDNFNFNGFNGMG

AND yesyeyessyYES THE WEAPON THING YOURE SPOT ON BC THE GUN NANCY HAS??? IS THE SAME GUN THAT WILL HAD IN THE SHED WHEN HE VANISHED IN S1!!!! YOURE SO RIGHT AND IT MAKES ME INSANE

EPISODE 9

EXACTLY EXACTLY THATS HER FRIEND THATS HER BUDDY HER ROTTEN SOLDIER HER SWEET CHEESE HER GAY BESTIE!!!!

AND RIGHT GET HIS ASS MIKE HFBFNGNGNG and RIGHT ITS THE GATES TO HELL FR

AND GOGUFHFHFJFNFNF RIGHTTT BILLY IS SO. RANCID FR!!!!!!! ALSO HOLLERING OVER PUT THE BOY IN THE SAUNA RIGHHT AFTER BILLY HATER ….HENENENRF YOU ARE GONNA LOVE S3 WHEN BILLY GETS SAUNA’D HEHENNFNF BILLY GETS 7/11 ROTISSERIE CHICKEN’D FR (just realizing youve already watched s3 at this point i how you enjoyed billy getting sauna’d)

AND YESSS MILEVEN AND HOPPER AND EL THOUGHTS IM STARING 👁👁👁

AND RIGHT THERES SOOO MANY GOOD PRACTICAL EFFECTS (fun fact in s1 there’s two diff demogorgons & one is cgi and one is a guy in a practical effects suit)

AND RIGHT STEVE IS IN HIS BABYSITTER ERA FR AND HIM WRAPPING UP THE DESD DEMODOG LIKE A BABY TO PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE LMAO

And RIGHT GOD BILLY STANS ARE. SMTHN ELSE

AND GODDDDD EXPLODING BILLY FOR TRIGGERING YOU and god huge mood with how realistic the character are, there’s so many times where ive been like Oh This Is Very Familiar Unfortunately

AND RIGHT RIGHT THE EXORCIST COMPARISONS ARE SO GOOD ITS SOOOO. IT MAKES ME INSANE BC THE CREEL NEWSPAPERS IN S4 TALK ABOUT AN EXORCISM AT THE CREEL HOUSE AND IM STARING AT THE WILL-HENRY PARALLELS AND HENRY HAVING AN EXORCISM DONE ON HIM….

AND OHHHHHHHH MAN THERES SO SO SO FUCKING MANY CONNECTIONS TO LOST ITS INSANE ITS CONSTANT ESP IN S4

AND YESSSSS WILL HAS BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH

AND RIGHT OH MY GOD DUSTIN AND DART MY BELOVEDDSSSSS FEED HIM HIS SNACK DUSTIN!!!!!!!

AND GODUDGDHDHFH GOD YOUR MIND I NEED TO LOOK INTO THE SONAR FIELD AND LOST STUFF MORE OFJFFHJFJFJG YOURE MAKING ME INSANEEEE IM LOOKING AT STUFF FOR IT RN AND OH MAN I NEED TO SIT DOWN WITH THIS LATER IM HAVING THOUGHTS

AND RIGHT RIGHT THE HALLOWEEN EP AND THE CAMERA COMING BACK THE THE END OF S2 BEFORE THE SNOW BALL!! And speaking of lost, the lost flight 815 vs the 8:15 timestamp on the camera when joyce rewatches the tape even though the tape did Not say 8:15 when will recorded the footage…

AND EXACTLY THE JUMP FROM TRAUMA TO EMBARRASSING KID STUFF

AND RIGHT DUSTIN WITH HIS HAIRRRRRR HES SO POOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AND SCOTTS MOUSTACHE AND LITTLE XMAS SWEATER…. HES SO BABY….. AND LUCAS RIGHT AHSHDB MY BELOVEDS

AND RIGHT RIGHT I DONT GET IT EITHER WHY DO PEOPLE WANT HIM TO BE AROACE SO BAD WHY ARE THEY PICKING HIM SPECIFICALLY I DONT UNDERSTAND!!!!!! AND V SIMILAR AS HE GETS OLDER!!!!!! LET HIM HAVE THE ROMANCE HE WANTS!!!

AND RIGHT EL IS SO PRECIOUS…. AND RIP BOB MY BELOVED :((((

AND RIGHT ITS WEIRD RE: THE THEME SONG BEING USED ON SOME ENDINGS LIKE 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

AND YESSS HEHEHEHE IM ALWAYS STARING FOR UR THOUGHTS 👁👁👁 hehehehhfhfjdf <<33333 i sit here like i Have to write essays i will DIE if i dont get these analysis thoughts out…. And also im so Glad ur enjoying max and fuck billy fr

Bo thank you oh my god i dont know if my comments did this justice but this whole reblog chain was absolute GOLD im still crying over PUT THE BOY IN THE SAUNA!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger Things S2 01

this is just me live blogging watching ST none of my thoughts are v coherent enjoy <3

STARTING OFF REAL INTERESTING BUT REAL TALK when you have like a cool haircut how do you expect not to be found if u do a crime???? LIKE I LOVE YOUR MOHAWK AND I GET IT U DONT WANT TO COVER IT BC OBVIOUSLY BUT!!!!

this is NOT the focus obviously its about the fact theres other kids from the lab BUT AKSHDAKSJDKH

DUSTINNNN!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH IM SO GLAD WE'RE STARTING ON HIM KISS KISS KISS

not the reagan sign STOP STOP ITS BEEN 2 SECONDS I HATE TED THATS HIS NAME RIGHT FIGHT KILL DESTROY BITE BITE BITE BITE

also the boys have grown SO MUCH !!!!!!! i forget there was actual real time between when these were filmed KSJHD im so excited to see Will and his perpetual bowl cut

JOYCE MY MOM!!!!!!!!!! SHES SO PRETTY AND SO CONCERNED I JUST LOVE HER

THE CHIP EATING DUDE FUCKING !!!! REMINDS ME OF THAT FUCKER FROM MONSTER HOUSE???????

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE REMINDS ME OF THIS ASKJDHASKJHDKAJSH

Will is so tiny ..... and little? oh hes being teleported into the fucking upside down again baby boy im so fucking sorry also ilu but why would you just walk outside away from wher eyour friends WERE to look at the horrifying shit world you were trapped and almost died in ????? aSDKJH

Im gonna have to DM you on discord or something so i can properly save all the things you have to say about the timelines and how the Russian shit plays into that because was anyone calling El (im assuming he's referring to her) is Russian??? IK this is possibly the third (?) timeline we've seen (genuinely let me know if i can do that its ok if not i forget tumblr has Dms)

ALSO WHO IS THIS GUY IM CRYING HES!!! WHAT A PI??? WHO ARE YOU

NANCY AND STEVE ALSO BESTIES IM CRYING STEVE IS hes trying so hard are they dating my brain is so full of queer shit that im so deadset on platonic hetero relationships - i paused for one second and unpaused and they kissed SO THAT ANSWERS MY QUESTION

idk what relationships to pay more attention to bc the dynamic between Mike and El interests me the most because of how compulsory everything feels and how El is going to navigate a completetly new environment and how Mike will cope with that? (im assuming its not well)

OH is this the !!! the guy that i see people talk about all the time YEAHHH THE BLOND MULLET MAN AND MAX what the fuck is his name Billy??? He looks trans

CRYING AT CHECKING OUT H IS ASS GIRL WAHT ASS HES FLAT HE HAS NOTH ING AKDSHASKHDKAJSH and those jeans are supposed to be supporting cheeks

I love Mr Clark so much and everyone who looks bored in his class just doesnt GET IT

BUT ALSO MAX I GET IT QUEEN the boys all staring are so good I FORGET THEY GO AS THE GHOST BUSTERS FOR HALLOWEEN

JOYCE MY MOM WHO IS THIS GUY HES??? GOOFY AND SHES SO HAPPY ??? BOB !!! i have no initial bad opinions of him bc hes silly and goofy and he makes Joyce so happy and she deserves to be SO SOSOS OS HAPPY and nothing but happy

IF i have to endure another god damn Hopper flash back im gonna throw up and scream and cry and lose my mind and I won't recover and I'll never come back

Im in call while I watch this episode because i really wanted to get through while and actually use my brain bc i don't that often - but my roommates bird is sitting next to her mic and farting really really softly into it and its making me lose my fucking mind

CORN MAZES WHEN YOURE TALL LOOK SO EASY AND LESS SCARY WHENEVER IM IN A FUCKING CORN MAZE ITS TERRIFYING AND I CANT SEE SHIT BC IM LIKE 2 FEET TALL

NANCCYCYY AND JOHNANATHANANSDNSAKDJ BESTIES BESTIES BESTIES BEST FRIENDS IM MAKING THEM A FRIENDSHIP BRACELET ITS THEIR FAVORITE COLOURS AND THEY NEVER TAKE THEM OFF

ADN STEVE TOO!!! IM SORRY YOURE A THIRD WHEEL BUT its the start of season 2 how do we feel about polyam relationships between them where the audience for that point me in the correct direction

DUSTIN IS RIGHT ALSO I LOVE HIM i love his little hats - MAX IS ALSO RIGHT

God i feel so ba for Will like to be??? singled out like that especially in elementary school? hell.

WHERE ARE THEY GOING TOGETHER WHAT IS HAPPENING ISNT THIS THE LAB ??? ougHHH THAt needle sound was unecessary

REALLY starting to see how this might be a different timelinei have no idea how ???? Joyce would.... trust them??? UNLESS THIS IS A HOSPITAL no its not ho films ina fucking hospital like this

also theyre mentioning the upside down

I understand needing to go back to the only place that fully understands that it exists and you need a place to talk to someone and also monitor him physically without being dismissed as insane - but i dont understand how Joyce OR Hopper would trust the Lab again after everything happened??????

I'm glad that he's actually getting help, and im glad that Joyce and Hopper are there to make him feel safe and support him given everything but !!!!!

this iS THE. He has PTSD. when did they get the word to describe that akjhaskjdh NVM HE JUST SAID IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO IS PRETENDING LIKE EVERYTHING IS NORMAL HELPFUL BC IT SURE THE FUCK IS N OT FOR ME ????????? also who is this DR hes kinder but "i need you to trust me" to JOYCE AFTER THE BRENNER SHIT ???

also them NOT MENTIONING IT WHEN THEY LEAVE BUT JOYCE UPSET ABOUT THE WHOLE "i need you to trust me" THING B UT NOT BRINIGN UP BRENNER?????? susususususus timeline shit anyway EM @ me tell me wahts up kiss kiss mwuah mwuah

OH they've upped their guinea pig game on entering the upside down and the gatelooks fucking uglier and uglier LOVE THE TORCH glad it works but no wonder the gate looks angry???

DUSTINNN I LOVE H IM I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

ough i have a feeling her older brother is gonna ..... trigger me a lil but we'll get through it

THEM BOTH HAVING A CRUSH ON HER!!!!!

If YouR fRiEnD jUmPs OfF a ClIfF 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

THEYRE GOING OVER TO HAVE DINNER WITH BARBS FAMILY STOP STOP STO PST OPST OPST IM GONNA CRY Oh they hired a P.I okay yeah the bald guy he..... HIS CARD STOPPPPP

realizing they defenitely can't tell her parent's what actually happened to her an di hate that im gonna oaufkahd girl im so sorry im so sorry im so osrry UPSET BC SHE AS A CHARACTER DID NOT DESERVE TO DIE I WISH THEY HADN'T DONE HER DIRTY LIKE THAT

all the photos of her would make me so ill to look at like god NANCYYY THE GUILT AND B LAME GIRLIEEEE

also Mike rebelling after experiencing that kind of trauma and losing Will and El even though Will came back he's not the same of corse he's struggling - calling it with the !!!! WALKIE TALKIEEEE girl i miss her too

YEAHHH ITS dustiNNNN BUT HE AKSHDKAJSH

DUSTINNN IM KAHSDKJH I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HES SO SILLY !!!!!!!!!!!!! HES THE SILLY IN MY HEART

HONESTLY props to him again for not like invesigating something that was probably gonna be HORRIBLE he'd survive a horror movie

JOYCEEEEE IN MY FAV SHIRT SHES SO KISS KISS KISS KISS

Johnathan is such a good brother bro BUT ALSO WILL IS SO RIGHT I GET IT I GET IT I UNDERSTAND TREATING IT LIKE ITS NORMAL MAKES IT WORSE !!!! SOMETHING HAPPENED PLEASE ACKNOWLEGE THAT and JOHANATHANNN HES THE FREAK AND A WEIRDO

STOPA SDADKSHJ iT S THAT WHY YOU DONT HAVE ANY FRINEDS SHUT UP STOP STOP /POS

BOB i love you so far and ik that being a step parent in these situation (even tho hes only dating Joyce its the same) is so hard especially when there are kids involved BUT YOURE DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB

AND THEYRE ALL WATCHING THE MOVIE TOGETHER AHHH

ew the phone the trigger GIRL YOU GOT THIS ITS OKAY ITS OKAY BUT ALSO THATS SUCH A HORRENDOUS RINGTONE WHAT THE FUCK

love me a tech who accidentally ignores the alarms going off (i couldnt hear the song playing it feels important - unintentially placing importance on all the music in this show now thank u em)

OohuaAHDAKJH OH WILL IS GONNA get ,,,,, yoinked back again isn't he ouguhadhAKHDJS interesting that it really only affects the *outside* like doors are now portals in a way ? i cant remember if it affected the inside of the arcade immediately or not

OH MIST LOOKING MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wood Waffle Hours !!!!!!!!!! OH NO CABIN HOURS??? IS SHE. IS SHE. BIG EYE BALL EMOJIS LET ME SEE MY GIRL LET ME SEE THE BABY GIRL !!!! this entire scene makes it seem like shes a fucking AKSJDHA freak ass creature

HER HAIRRRRR SHES SO CUTE STOPPPP HOPPERS LITTLE SMILE IM TEARING UP AND CRYING ACTUALLY LOOK AT THEM LOOK AT THEM LOOKA T THEM OUGHHAHAHHHHHHHH IM HEAVING

thank u for reading these were my thoughts

[icharchivist]

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OH MY GOD

I WAS JUST WONDERING

“it’s WILD why am i so emo about a3 right now? i’m so sad, so melancholic i keep remembering it” and then the mention someone else was in nostalgia trip about it, and i was muzzing

that “man also like wouldn’t it have been the anniversary of the en server anyway”

and suddenly i had to rush google and just

i know i started playing the game the day after it was launched and i finished reading the main story in one week

.... SO LIKE?????????????????

oh my god am i feel emo about a3 because my body/brain can actually tell it’s been 3 years since a3 entered my life and it’s celebrating its anniversary regardless of it i have a say to say about it IM GOING TO FUCKING CRY NO

[july-19th-club]

it mustve been like . like . christianity as a whole is a cult that got big i can only imagine that for the regular folks it mustve been like everybody suddenly getting really interested in scientology, like. imagine you’re in ancient rome and you’re living your roman life, maybe you’ve been on tour in londinium, maybe you work at the baths or you’re a baker at one of those street restaurants, whatever, you’re slinging roman burgers, it’s normal roman life. and your buddy comes back from a trip to galilee and he’s like oh i’m a christian now and you’re like what the fuck is that and he’s like okay. okay. okay we are all wrong about the gods, okay, we’ve been totally wrong but i met these dudes while i was on my trip who are so tuned into it, man, they are so in touch with the divine, i went to a couple seminars, it was really eye-opening, man. total experience. and you’re like okay so is this like a bacchanal thing like should i get in on these seminars and he’s like no bacchus is fake. every single god is fake, there’s just the one dude. and his son. but it’s mainly just the one god up there. and you’re like oh no that’s jupiter man they ripped you off. you knew about jupiter. and he’s like no, it’s not jupiter, it’s just the one god and jupiter is a fake guy and this whole thing is about a guy that got executed during caesar, right, and this is legit, this is the son of the god and shit. and you’re like okay so that’s just jupiter again. you know he has a lot of sons. and your buddy’s like no it’s just the one, they’re like the same dude. it’s really metaphysical and shit, you wouldn’t get it. and you’re like no i’m pretty sure i get it, like was it a golden rain situation? divine bull? like there’s gotta be a birthing process somewhere in there no matter how metaphysical your godson is. and he’s like no totally there was a birthing process there was this woman like a hundred and fifty years ago and she legitimately gave birth to the son of the only god there is. and you’re not impressed. you’re like okay so par for the jupiter course and also every other god. what fuckin cult is trying to cut out all the other gods’ feasts because there’s gonna be some tension there, man, you don’t just do that. and your buddy’s like no, it’s not like jupiter, it’s not like mercury, because this dude is the only real one. and you’re like just out of curiosity. this lady. like was she married? and he’s like no man but she got married, like, afterward and you’re like okay i remember this one my aunt was big into this stuff a while back this is that nazarean shit. that’s a cult man i dont know what to tell you. and he’s like no it’s fucking real. and you’re like no this is a cult, built up around some street preacher whose mom was two-timing her fiance! i dont know what to tell you! this is not the son of jupiter! and he’s like oh my godddddddddddd it’s not jupiterrrrrrrrrr it’s the HEBREW SON OF GOD and you’re like okay what are the hebrews saying. and he’s like uh well. they don’t think it’s real either but they’re WRONG

like . it really is like if some sixties chaos magic cult over the course of two thousand years became the state religion of half the countries in the world

[tellywoodtrash]

immj 16.10.20 lb

blah blah what sari for aarti issues. billionaire gangster's wives, they're just like us!!!!!!

god usmein some integration with that bloody pinjara show also. pass. fwding.

meanwhile idhar bhi wardrobe issues coz ishani has no idea how to dress for a pooja. fwding.

great, using the "maryaada" waala argument to physically intimidate a woman. i fucking hate this garbage trope of taming of the shrew.

maata ko chunni kaun chadhaayega politics.

and demure wife gently beckoning husband to come to mandir. jesus this whole ass ep is out to fucking test me.

family seems on edge about her calling vansh for pooja. masla kya hai??

dadi persuades for choodi ki rasam.

i just finished twisted 2 and this dude is soooooo much better in it. he's allowed to move his face and show emotion, allowed to talk in his natural voice, and it makes suchhhhh a marked difference.

is this even a real rasam, or one of those made-up-for-tellywood type of rasams?

anyway, heavy bedroom eyes he's giving her in front of maata rani. the rasam's already working!!!!

“laal rang suhaag ki nishaani hai. tumhe pata hai dhoke ki kya nishaani hai? khoon. laal khoon.”

aaaaaaaaaaand he ruined the moment.

debating on whether achcha shagun ya apshagun and oh my god i just don't care why can't y'all rein in your psychopath boy so that he didn't break the goddamn choodi in the first place?!?!?!

more cryptic statements. man, you know what, you're really harshing my navaratri buzz. stay the fuck away if you're gonna be like this for all the 9 days.

kaaaand saare karo khud, aur solution poocho maata rani se. yeh achcha hai.

oh, there's some kadwa sach that vansh associates with navaratri. AND YOU COULDN'T TELL HER THIS BEFORE???????

blah blah maa chod ke chali gayi, he is always sad and mad and bad during these days.

doesn't omkara wear this outfit in some ep???????

ayyyyyyyyyyyyy yeh pinjara mein far left waala toh naamkaran waala ali haina??????

vansh aur SEJAL ki bhawar mein??????/ sis, sejal has nothing to do with this. this is all about your other boy toy. you need to decide which boat to put both feet in, coz aise toh......... you’re just gonna get murdered by one of them.

ainvayi ka showdown and idhar udhar ki dhamkis.

riddhima giving another moral science lesson and saying it's navaratri, andar ke buraai ka vinaash kar do, vansh ko khud sab bata do. god bohutttt pakaati hai yeh.

mummy is meeeeeeee. calling out riddhima's stupidityyyy.

vansh ki maa ki painting jalaayi thi; man wtf is even going on in this house, you ppl are all seriously starved for entertainment.

mummy's like you no doodh ki dhuli either, you're fucking him over too. man, can you really blame the guy for being this paranoid about being betrayed???? everyone in this house other than dadi and siya is a fucking snake.

lol riddhima's like wtf is going on, DOES EVERYONE KNOW!?!?!!?

“main poochne aayi thi ki hum pooja mein kya pehne; ab lagta hai kafan hi choose karna padega.”

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo chachiiiiiii

vansh is back to sending everyone weirdass messages again. main hoti toh isko mute kardeti. iska toh poora din yehi chalta rehta hai. who wants bs like this clogging up the phone all damn day?????

iss ghar mein toh saare hi dhokebaaz hain. iske liye yeh roz roz ka karyakram kyun???? just send out a weekly newsletter or some shit, with "Dhokebaaz Of The Week".

ofc, ghoom phir ke sab riddhima ki galti hai. i mean, i agree that she's an extraordinary pain, but kabhi khud ke girebaan mein bhi jhaanka karo kameeno. 85% manhoosiyat tumhi logon ne phailaayi hai.

mummy being a real dumbass and telling everyone all their secrets (that she shouldn’t know) and leaving them wondering how she knows. kabir isn't gonna be happy about this.

vansh playing ms. trunchbull and has called this special assembly coz “kisi ko sazaa deni hai.”

sorry, i will only accept if the sazaa is either a gigantic chocolate cake to be finished in one sitting, or he does a human hammer throw. (*crosses fingers and prays, pls be aryan, pls be aryan*)

mummy is being overconfident. which can only mean that it's her head on the chopping block.

ENOUGH WITH THE DRAMATICS, JUST ANNOUNCE IT ALREADY. OR ARE YOU WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE ENVELOPE LIKE AT THE OSCARS??????

not at all unnerving to have someone glare at you and say all this shit.

Bitch Barbie is me. so bored outta her minddddddd with this nonsense.

lmao these fuckers happy that they got away.

mummy is like time for me to do some overacting and chadhofy on the RIDDHIMA SUXXXXX train.

but whooooooooops. vansh was talking about you, mommy dearest.

hahahahahahahahaha aryan's“heinnnnn?????” eyes is literally

oufffffffffff draaaaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaa.

i’m really having a blast just watching aryan in the bg.

all this was just about the fucking paintingggggg????? abbe yaaaaaaaaaaaar.

but i thought he hated his mom??? why's he so torn up about her aakhri nishaani??? besides doesn't he have a statue of her???? god, this man is just..... too many fucking issues.

oh, this one seems not very surprised. did she know that mummy was shady???

mummy is also like "arre yaaaaaaaar, it's just about the painting?? lol, nbd."

mummy's like i wanted to tell you the truth about burning the painting but riddhima stopped me from doing it. whut???????? that doesn't even fucking make sense. riddhima is the one who got blamed for it ultimately, why the fuck would she stop you from telling the truth?????

vansh ki akal bhi aaj ghutne mein, that this nonsense is apparently making sense to him. must be breathing all the stupidity air that riddhima exhales.

maata rani ki jhooti kasam. waah bhai waah.

itne mein hi gangster pighal gaya. laanat.

oh shit, mummy ne saari story bataa di. just left out kabir's name as her son. said that she doesn't know where her long lost kidnapped son is.

riddhima like THISSSSSSS BITCHHHHHHHHHHH

oh damn, she put it on riddhima ki she was blackmailing her about this whole secret illegitimate son. godddddddddddd who the fuckkkkk would believe such a dumbass story???

this tall, dark yellow, and dumbass, that's who.

i mean, i wanted vansh to take mummy's side over riddhima's in this particular matter, but ugh NOT LIKE THISSSSSSS.

time for ultimate test of truth: “meri aankhon mein aankhein daal kar dekho!”

i would fail this test even when being truthful af, coz eye contact makes me HELLA uncomfortable. guess i'm always gonna be called a liar.

lmao vansh just straight up closed his eyes and refused to look into hers.

oh god mummy ki overacting has been turned up to a 14.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

vansh giving the same look at mummy stabbing herself with a trishul that i give when my cat is making suspicious noises in the next room.

[cdelphiki]

⭐

Thanks for asking! I had to decide what I wanted to talk about, that’s why it took me a while to respond!  But, I’ve decided to talk about chapter 4 from In For a Penny, which is the chapter where Selina meets Damian.  I read a comment about it today and had to reread, which is why it’s on my mind again. 

So I actually started writing this while in the Charlotte Airport, back in January when I was traveling. I hadn’t started publishing the story yet, but I was preparing to start eventually.  I had gotten into quite a bit of batcat stuff at the time, and started shipping them so hard.  Like, I’m a whore for Batcat, it’s sad.  I hadn’t shipped anyone to anything ever up until I read The Longer You Stay and read a bunch of the comics dealing with Bruce & Selina.  

I had the story all nicely outlined, and wanted to write the whole thing before I started publishing.  (I also wanted to write the Tim & Damian get tortured story first, but here we are)  And Selina wasn’t really involved in the outline.  I was going to introduce her wayyyyy down the road, like after all the kids are already a thing. I wanted them to eventually be married in the AU, but not for a long time. 

Then I was sitting in the Charlotte Airport and the scene of her sitting next to Bruce on the ground, making Bruce point out things he liked about Damian hit me. (And I had to sit there and look like I wasn’t about to cry LOL)  I made a quick note in my notes app, so I could go back to the thought later, and turned my mind to things that wouldn’t make me cry in front of thousands of people and possibly catch the attention of airport security.  

That note reads, “Have Bruce freaking out about not deserving to want Damian— he had no say in reading him never wanted him none of that and doesn’t want to get attached because he has no claim to him.  Selina sees and sees him hesitating to touch or play with him and that leads to the conversation”

So I made it to my parent’s house and tried not to think much about any of my fics while I was there.  Absolutely totally failed, because I stayed up for several hours that night, past midnight when I went to bed, to write it.  That was after I’d gotten up at like 5am to catch my flight, by the way. I was exhausted. 

While I was going, I really wanted Selina to be the voice of reason.  I feel like she is the voice of reason a lot in comics, and sometimes Bruce is that for her.  They’re good for each other.  Both of them have their insecurities and fears when it comes to COMMITTING TO EACH OTHER, like god you two just get married already (yelling at their present selves in Precedent, but actually no because they won’t get married in the AU until after… something.  In like 2-3 fics. It might even be the final one that happens in.)   

She was, at first, supposed to just show Bruce that it was okay to want Damian, and that he was a good dad and loved his son.  But then Bruce kinda had a panic attack, unplanned.  And then I really fell in love with Selina, tbh.  Because she was able to get Bruce to be real with her and break down, where he wouldn’t have done so for anyone else.  

I cried.  A lot.  While writing this.  I swear, being a writer this past 1.5 years has really made me cry a lot more than anything has in the past 15.  I used to never cry, now I’m crying because ‘oh my godddddddddddd they love each otherrrrrrr’ like what is happening to me?  

Once I was done, I saved it in the project folder and realized my entire outline just went to crap.  I had to rewrite the whole thing, but honestly I love when that happens.  Because it tells me I’m really getting in touch with the characters and understanding the world, and 99% of the time, those kind of scene end up being the key to the entire fic. (And, it’s often the scene most people remember most.)  Which is why, when I returned home from that trip, I posted the first chapter and started publishing In For a Penny.  So I could eventually share that scene.  🤷🏼‍♀️

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dang starting off with anika standing outside the room cordoned off with all the crime scene tape. kindaaaaa gutting.

also, is there a point of all this tape? like... it’s in their HOUSE... who’s to know if anyone goes in and tampers with the active crime scene as it is rn? shouldn’t the police have finished up all the crime scene investigation, cleaned up the scene and left the room free for use? if not, post guards there to prevent trespassing. yeh kya baat hui ki tape maar diya aur chal diye?

shivaay’s just zombie walking through the house. cool.

oh, what’s this? what’s he gathering himself for?

greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. he’s going to do “biwi nahi ho” waala jaap, to make her feel even worse. bitch did you even have a proper conversation with her about nancy in your fucking bed???????? how the fuck do you think she feels about THAT?

“main nahi chaahta ki duniya tumhe khooni ki biwi kahe.”

uh that’s nice and all, but that’s what they’re gonna call her anyway. since it’s now official record (as per the statements given by EVERYONE  to the police) that she’s your wife.

LMAO “NAYE SHEHAR MEIN CHALE JAO”. WOW. GHAR SE HI NAHI, SHEHAR SE BHI NIKAAL RAHA HAI.

(which is what he threatened chachi with on anika’s bday. seems like it’s his go-to plan in any given scenario in this universe.)

lol of course this dheent won’t go.

main hoti toh mast shimla jaake khud ka ek chotaaaa sa bed and breakfast kholti. and it’d have a tiny apple orchard too... and the bnb would have its own resident doggie, a giant floofy sheepdog. maybe two, three bunnies as well... a few chickens that’ll provide eggs...

ok sorry. i got carried away by the dreams of a new life fully bankrolled by a murder suspect billionaire husband. *sigh* some girls have all the luck.

“tum apni zindagi ko mushkil mein daalna chaahti ho!”

LMAO WASN’T THAT ESTABLISHED SINCE THE DAY SHE VOWED TO MAKE YOU PUT THAT MANGALSUTRA ON HER, BY HOOK OR CROOK?

“kyunki aap mere pati hai.”

i swear to the lord above, every time i hear this bs, i lose 8 years off my lifespan.

there. she said it once more. at this rate by the end of this track, imma be dead by 32. (and the show will still be on. and these two fuckers will STILL BE AT IT.)

“agni ko sakshi maanke aapki har pareshaani aur mushkil mein saath dene ka vachan diya hai maine.”

uhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao no you didn’t? you weren’t even fucking conscious during the phere. pata nahi TAB iske hosh thikaane nahi the, ya AB nahi hai.

whatever i’m giving up on her bs and just enjoying his excellent hangdog face.

oh suddenly she has a phd in clinical psychology and is a therapist.

“naa main aapka saath chodungi, naa aapka haath.”

lmaooooooooooo his face is like ‘srsly what the fuck i gotta do to get this chick off my back????? nancy ka toh khoon maine nahi kiya, lekin shaayad ISKA karna padega.’

some more puppy face.

+ 10 to her for asking consent (though maybe -3 for not actually waiting for a solid yes.)

oh good for you, shivaay! you haven’t regressed into not knowing how to hug back! i’m proud of you!

damn he really needed that hug. my poor broken son.

great, the world’s most sasta CSI team is on the case.

“we have to prove shivaay is innocent.” “how?” “by finding evidence that he is.” LMAO WOWWWWW AISE TOH HUMNE SOCHA HI NAHI OM!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.

ummmmmm no shivaay. you can be proven innocent without knowing who the real murderer is. that’s exactly what om just said.

tight security my assssssssssss.

om is literally the worst detective ever.

.......... ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THOSE TWO WERE NOT SOBER. THEY WERE SLOSHED BEFORE YOU EVEN JOINED THEM.

lmaoooooooooooo ofc noone believes him. aur banaa milaavati punch har party ke liye.

bro, just the display for the cameras were damaged. the cameras should still be doing their fucking thing. just hook it up to a new display system.

oh goooody! shivaay’s trespassing into the crime scene and adding some more of his dna and shit in there. brilliant!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT SASTA ZOOM OUT/SUPERIMPOSED IMAGE. (look closely in upper left window and wave at shivaay!)

AND ISN’T THAT THE BUILDING HE MAAROFIED CHALAANG FROM BUT WITHOUT THE CGI ADDED 30 FLOORS????/

ALSO THE OBEROI GROUNDS ARE SO LARGE, THERE’S NO WAY ANY BUILDING IS CLOSE ENOUGH TO CATCH WHAT’S HAPPENING INSIDE THE HOUSE. WHAT COMPLETEEEEEEEE RUBBISH.

oh boy. bhavya’s not happy at the reports. looks like she’s going to have to arrest mr. oberoi, who she’d just gotten around to liking.

oh god now who’s this ARMAAN SAXENA???? (also pfffffffffft, such a typical tellywood “rich person” name.)

i love how this building ka cctv footage focuses more on oberoi mansion than its own premises.

good to see officer dad still be supportive to bhavya.

LMAO COOL. NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL.

THIS IS HIS BIG PLAN??????? SETTING OFF THE FIRE ALARMS??????? 

.... how did they check the entire building to know it’s a false alarm sooo quickly?

also lmaooooooo are you telling me alllll the security footage of this big commercial complex is stored in a laptop???????/ that shivaay is now just putting a usb drive into and taking??????????????? LOLOLOLOLOLOL. AMAZE.

whaaaaaaaat the fuck are they even getting from this one mile away ka footage?

LMAO THAT DHUNDLA FIGURE BEYOND THE CURTAINS? REALLLLLY?????

ok come the fuckkkkkkkkkkk on, that’s soooooooooo obviously mohit. like fuck, it could not MORE obviously be him. look at the build and height.

btw so glad this episode has had no mohit (beyond this) so far. phew.

are these fuckers blind????? how can they not tell that this is mohit????? he’s got like 3 inches and 5 more kilos of solid muscle on him compared to shivaay.

LMAO WHY DOES FWDING A DIGITAL VIDEO FILE PRODUCE THE TAPE WINDING WAALA NOISE?

wow rudra has no issues watching someone get murdered. everyone else is flinching and looking away but he’s watching it with eyes wide open.

DUDE YOU’RE SO IDIOTIC, IT’S NOT YOU, YOU DUMBASS. LORD.

anika and om’s only tassalli is “yeh (tu) nahi ho sakta.” provide proof you idiots.

shivaay is on his ownnnnnn trip. godddddddddddd.

rudra’s been studying law from like... tv or something. he has some bare minimum knowledge, but most of it seems to be from watching too many late night CID/crime patrol/saavdhan india reruns.

great. om’s panicking. that should be reassuring for shivaay. that his wall is falling apart.

this one is imagining himself chakki peesing and peesing and peesing already.

LMAO OK THE POLICE SIRENS RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT ARE NOT HELPING.

MOHIT IS STILL IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE??????????? WHY THE FUCK??????????????????

of course it’s gonna be shivaay’s fingerprints. mohit kachcha khilaadi thodi hai.

lmao i reallllllllllly love how bhavya tells mohit and rudra to stfu every time they act too smart. this itself has made me a bhavya fan. you go girl. shut down their mansplaining.

fucking dumbasses, trying to teach her her job. ACP BANNA HALWA HAI KYA???????

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PPL THINKING OF CALLING THE COMMISSIONER INSTEAD OF A FUCKING LAWYER???????????

again, bhavya having to explain her job to these fucking idiots. lord. i hate men.

ofc tej doesn’t help. or let om do anything to help. he can literally die in a fire.

daaaaamn that wall of oberois.

also feeling more sexual tension between om/bhavya than rudra/bhavya.

lol kunal just has some kinda weird sexual chemistry with literally everyone huh.

DO NOT TELL ME SHIVAAY’S DUMB ASS RAN AWAY AGAIN. PLEASE.

OMFG. THIS FUCKING IDIOT. WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN WRONG WITH HIM????????????

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“kitna besharam insaan hai!!! sher bulaake ghode bechke so raha hai!!!!!!”

*shivaay voice* SHER NAHI HAI, IT’S A TIGER!!!! 🙈🙈🙈

omkara’s frustration at rudra is my favourite thing in life. ever. 🙃🙃🙃

 the sheer amount shivaay forgives and coddles rudra is only apparent when you see omkara’s treatment of rudra. omkara truly gives no shits and is forever ready to kick his ass, while shivaay treats him like a delicate, tender little baaaaaby. aur yeh nikkamma hai ki bhaiyya ka jeena mushkil kar rakha hai. 

oh god anika and her DVD. 🙄🙄🙄

chanda’s arranged marriage seems to be going well, if she’s giving anika tips on how to ignite her sex life. good for chanda. she deserves happiness (and orgasms.) 

BABAJI KI PREM BOOTI. JESUS CHRIST, BULBUL.

lmaoooooo om’s face. 😂😂😂

om is me, i am om. surrounded by ek se badhkar ek namooone. 

LOL TELL US BULBUL, HOW DO YOU KNOW? HOW MANY UNSUSPECTING PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLIPPED THIS TO, COZ THAT KINDA SHIT IS TOTALLY UP YOUR ALLEY. 

lolllll i love her little hand gesture at “booooti”. 😆😆😆

also omki, could you please ask your wife why she has such a readyyyyyy supply of this special prem waali booti on hand at all times???? 🙃🙃🙃

god i am just dying from secondhand embarrassment for anika. YOU DON’T NEED SOME STUPID SOFT CORE PORN MOVIE. GIRL JUST KISS THE STUPID MAN. 😣😣😣

DADI TOLD BILLU TO BUY BHAJAN KI DVD OMG NO DADI NOOOOOOOOO OMG IMMA DIEEEEEE OH GODDDDDDDDDDDD

i love that bulbul’s plan COMPLETELY hinges upon her confidence wrt shivaay’s love for her. has she ever been this confident about omkara’s love for her? i think not. BROTP >>>>>>> OTP. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

OMG DADI NO PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH KILLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

.... those santras look perfectly fine to me????

is om the baker to shivaay’s chef? where’s this cake coming from? 

.... ooh what does om have to talk to bulbul abouttttt? is he gonna ask her to slip him some of her boooooty 😏😏😏😏😏😏 I MEAN BOOTI THAT WAS NOT A FREUDIAN SLIP AT ALLLLLLLL 🙊🙊🙊🙊

oh yikes, ex ki baatein. 

methinks one of om’s exes might resurface eventually. but i hope it isn’t riddhima coz she was boring affffffffffffff. 

mmmmmhmmmmm get it omki. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

look who’s shipping rikara now! 😘😘😘

.... god, where have the santre gone???? 

gauri so sanskaari, she asks for god’s blessings to drug a person also. amazing. 😌😌😌😌

BAAT BAAT PAR YEH ROOM KYUN SAJAA DETE HAI YEH LOG, DO THEY THINK IT’S BIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE SEX WITHOUT FAIRY LIGHTS AND ROSE PETALS OR SOMETHING???

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW is right. my girl looking like a million buckssssssssss. 😍😍😍😍

at this point, EVERYONE is so invested in you two banging, i wouldn’t even be surprised if the family halvaai HAS sponsored all this. 

FFS BILLU STOP ASKING SO.... PLAINLY. LIKE YES CONSENT IS MANDATORY BUT THERE’S BETTER WAYS??????? 😣😣😣

.... he has turkish coffee before sleeping???? HOW DOES HE SLEEP????? JUST THE SMELL OF TURKISH COFFEE KEEPS ME AWAKE FOR THREE HOURS. 😧😧😧

... god, i just know it, this juice is gonna be the sade hue santre ka juice... meaning the boooooti wali juice has gone to.... WHOM??? OH GOD, WHOM?????? 😟😟😟😟

god i can’t even with this stupid movie plan, anika!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeh koi aisi waisi picture nahi hai.... WAISI WAISIIIIIIII picture hai. 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 samjhaaaa kar, billu. 

oh anika. OH ANIKA. I AM DYING OF MICHMICHI. GIRL WYDDDDDD

SHIVAAY’S FACE ON REALISING ANIKA WANTS HIM TO WATCH A PORNO; FUCKING PRICELESS: 

behen jo bhi chalaa rahi ho, dekh ke toh chalaati. OUFF ANIKAAAAA 😩😩😩😩

where did this one conjure up flowers from now? 

... god the funkyass juice is beginning to take its toll on billu. this poor boy. the stars have really aligned to not let him get laid. 

he already said WOWWWW multiple times and in multiple voice modulations anika. what more do you want? 

aaaaaaaand he’s screaming about ultiiii. i can’t you guys. i just can’t watch this kinda garbage. fwding. 

oh bulbul. you adorable little idiot. 

LMAOOOOOOOOO AND THE BHAJAN JUST KILLED BILLU’S BACHA-KUCHA BONER. 

FORGET HIM, IM JUST WORRIED ABOUT DADI; SOMEONE GO SAVE HER FROM THE DIRTY PICTUREEEEEEEEEE 😟😟😟😟

hahahahahahahaha gauri’s reaction outsideeee. she’s like WHUT? PEOPLE MORE BHAKTIIIII-FILLED THAN ME? IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM DYING AT BOTH THEIR FACES OH LORD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“hum yeh picture dekhne waale the, anika???? 😟😟😟” 

lolololololololololol 😂😂😂😂

I KNOW THAT SEXY HAND. OH BOY. DID OMKI DRINK THE BOOOOTI WAALI JUICE???? 😧😧😧

I’M NOT COMPLAINING. MUJHE TOH KOI BHI OTP KE THARKI WAALE SCENES CHALENGE. I’M NOT PICKY AT ALLLLLLLL. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

LMAOOOOO DID HE GET THE BOOTI, OR IS HE JUST 420 BLAZED???? WHAT’S WITH THE CAKE? 😆😆😆

“omkaraJIIIIIIII nahi, OM. TUMHARA OM.” 

pffffffffffffft. 😂😂😂😂😂

not the face you want your wife to make when you’re putting the moves on her.

also not the face *I* would make if omki was putting the moves on me. bulbul got loins of steel. 

i can’t stop cackling at him seductively eating the cake AT her. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

also, i could not catch that poem he said. at all. despite repeated listenings. so much mumblingggg. 😕😕😕

boooti juice toh pee liya, but does the cake have weed in it too???? i’m like 86% sure there’s something shaaaaady af about the cake. 

“SUROOOOOOOOR” lmaooooooooo 😂😂😂😂

OUFFFFFF PINKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WON’T YOU JUST LET YOUR SON GET LAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😫😫😫😫😫😫

also how stupid and unobservant is omkara that he didn’t notice that his cake was now SWIMMING in OJ?????? 🤔🤔🤔

shivaay’s in favour of the bhajans playing, coz he could use all the divine intervention he can get rn. 

SOMEONE PLEASE GO RESCUE POOR DADI FROM HAVING HER DHARAMMMMM GETTING BHRASHT

OMG SHE’S GONNA WATCH IT IN THE LIVING ROOM DADI WHYYYYYYYYY OH GOD IF ANYONE SEES YOU’RE GONNA BE KNOWN AS THARKI DADI FROM NOW ON 

ok PREM KI DEVI has quite the sultry soundtrack. 

protip: if bollywood’s breaking out the sax, ppl gonna be getting it on in that scene... 🎷🎷🎷🎷 SAX = SEX. 😏😏😏😏

.... i don’t need to say anything else. 

dude, gauri, what even are you made of??????? how are you resisting him, that too when he’s got a piece of chocolate cake in his mouth????? OMKI + FAT LADEN CARBS = MY PERSONAL IDEA OF HEAVEN 😍😍😍😍

OMG YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS 😍😍😍

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS?!!?!?!!!!!!!!!!! 😧😧😧

..... errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr????????? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

same, gauri. #SAME. 😒😒😒

lolololol shivaay’s tummy ache is making him all philosophical and ponder the concept of karma. 

beta, tum toh karma ki baat hi mat karo. agar tumhe tumhaare karmon ke phal milne shuru ho gaye toh tumhaari kher nahi. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

HAHAHAHAHAHA DIL KE ARMAAN AANSUON MEIN BEH GAYE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

hahahahahahaha even anika is 1000% done 😆😆😆

OH NO ANIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIRL COME ON 

“aapko sadi si smell aa rahi hai? kuch jal raha ho jaise?” “mere armaan?”

hahahahahahahhahaha 😂😂😂😂😂

.... HOW DID THE FIRE GET FROM THE CURTAIN TO THE BED???? 

really? the whole room caught fire and not one fire alarm rang? 

just another thing to ensure all the oberois are wiped out in one fell swoop. like there aren’t enough people out there trying to murder them on a daily basis. 😕😕😕

ghar parrrrr koiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii nahi haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!! GET IT ONNNNNNNNNNNNNN, MY TRASH CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT SWINGING FROM THE CHANDELIERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😏😏😏😏