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#Employ me KQ#MY RATES ARE REASONABLE#MY TALENT IS LIMITED#BUT MY LOYALTY TO MINGI IS UNWAVERING#song mingi#mingi#ateez#i predict ateez will tour australia in 2024#i am testing a theory#someone out there Apollo is cackling and cassandra is sobbing#the fact that i had these before the promo pics dropped but was so embarrassed to post them because i didn't think they were good enough#but then the kq tattoo design was even worse lol#kq tattoos? more like lq tattoos
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bloody beater seb🥴💞
#testosterone & adrenaline + your wifey watching you play = whatever this is#i drew this while in my hotel bed and drunk and watching love island with my roommate😍😍😍😍rate my setup#bro why is quidditch even a legal sport this is so dangerous LMAO#i guess the same could be said of football or hockey tho#literally the only reason my dad watches hockey is for the fights LMAO#we are patriotic canadians O CANADA🍁🍁🍁🍁#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian x mc#clora clemons#choccyart#drew this instead of looking for more apartments#my urge to draw quidditch seb was stronger than my urge to find a home so now i can get back so searching LMAO
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so one of the things that's so horrifying about birth control is that you have to, like, navigate this incredibly personal choice about your body and yet also face the epitome of misogyny. like, someone in the comments will say it wasn't that bad for me, and you'll be utterly silenced. like, everyone treats birth control like something that's super dirty. like, you have no fucking information or control over this thing because certain powerful people find it icky.
first it was the oral contraceptives. you went on those young, mostly for reasons unrelated to birth control - even your dermatologist suggested them to control your acne. the list of side effects was longer than your arm, and you just stared at it, horrified.
it made you so mentally ill, but you just heard that this was adulthood. that, yes, there are of course side effects, what did you expect. one day you looked up yasmin makes me depressed because surely this was far too intense, and you discovered that over 12,000 lawsuits had been successfully filed against the brand. it remains commonly prescribed on the open market. you switched brands a few times before oral contraceptives stopped being in any way effective. your doctor just, like, shrugged and said you could try a different brand again.
and the thing is that you're a feminist. you know from your own experience that birth control can be lifesaving, and that even when used for birth control - it is necessary healthcare. you have seen it save so many people from such bad situations, yourself included. it is critical that any person has access to birth control, and you would never suggest that we just get rid of all of it.
you were a little skeeved out by the implant (heard too many bad stories about it) and figured - okay, iud. it was some of the worst pain you've ever fucking experienced, and you did it with a small number of tylenol in your system (3), like you were getting your bikini line waxed instead of something practically sewn into your body.
and what's wild is that because sometimes it isn't a painful insertion process, it is vanishingly rare to find a doctor that will actually numb the area. while your doctor was talking to you about which brand to choose, you were thinking about the other ways you've been injured in your life. you thought about how you had a suspicious mole frozen off - something so small and easy - and how they'd numbed a huge area. you thought about when you broke your wrist and didn't actually notice, because you'd thought it was a sprain.
your understanding of pain is that how the human body responds to injury doesn't always relate to the actual pain tolerance of the person - it's more about how lucky that person is physically. maybe they broke it in a perfect way. maybe they happened to get hurt in a place without a lot of nerve endings. some people can handle a broken femur but crumble under a sore tooth. there's no true way to predict how "much" something actually hurts.
in no other situation would it be appropriate for doctors to ignore pain. just because someone can break their wrist and not feel it doesn't mean no one should receive pain meds for a broken wrist. it just means that particular person was lucky about it. it should not define treatment.
in the comments of videos about IUDs, literally thousands of people report agony. blinding, nauseating, soul-crushing agony. they say things like i had 2 kids and this was the worst thing i ever experienced or i literally have a tattoo on my ribs and it felt like a tickle. this thing almost killed me or would rather run into traffic than ever feel that again.
so it's either true that every single person who reports severe pain is exaggerating. or it's true that it's far more likely you will experience pain, rather than "just a pinch." and yet - there's nothing fucking been done about it. it kind of feels like a shrug is layered on top of everything - since technically it's elective, isn't it kind of your fault for agreeing to select it? stop being fearmongering. stop being defensive.
you fucking needed yours. you are almost weirdly protective of it. yours was so important for your physical and mental health. it helped you off hormonal birth control and even started helping some of your symptoms. it still fucking hurt for no fucking reason.
once while recovering from surgery, they offered you like 15 days of vicodin. you only took 2 of them. you've been offered oxy for tonsillitis. you turned down opioids while recovering from your wisdom tooth extraction. everything else has the option. you fucking drove yourself home after it, shocked and quietly weeping, feeling like something very bad had just happened. the nurse that held your hand during the experience looked down at you, tears in her eyes, and said - i know. this is cruelty in action.
and it's fucked up because the conversation is never just "hey, so the way we are doing this is fucking barbaric and doctors should be required to offer serious pain meds" - it's usually something around the lines of "well, it didn't kill you, did it?"
you just found out that removing that little bitch will hurt just as bad. a little pinch like how oral contraceptives have "some" serious symptoms. like your life and pain are expendable or not really important. like maybe we are all hysterical about it?
hysteria comes from the latin word for uterus, which is great!
you stand here at a crossroads. like - this thing is so important. did they really have to make it so fucking dangerous. and why is it that if you make a complaint, you're told - i didn't even want you to have this in the first place. we're told be careful what you wish for. we're told that it's our fault for wanting something so illict; we could simply choose not to need medication. that maybe if we don't like the scraps, we should get ready to starve.
we have been saying for so long - "i'm not asking you to remove the option, i'm asking you to reconsider the risk." this entire time we hear: well, this is what you wanted, isn't it?
#where's the word woman in this u might wonder if u suck#good news i am nonbinary and have a uterus so that is something that can happen#im also gender fluid tho which means im immune to certain psychic damage bc if u call me a woman i'll be like <3 okay <3#writeblr#the tightrope of ''ppl need access to this''#and like also#''what the fuck is going on over there'' is like. so difficult as an activist#i was <3 punctured <3 during mine#and almost bled out on the table :) they didn't have anyone standing by bc it's ''just a little insertion''#so i started crashing and i vaguely remember apologizing for the fuss as i heard my heart rate monitor start going <3 tachycardic <3#she wasn't even a bad doctor tbh#ps btw the reason i even HAD a heart monitor is that i have a genuine heart condition and they knew GOING IN that there was a chance#i'd crash on the table#like my heart just likes to do fun little tricks and <3 stop working <3 (i do not want to discuss the specifics ty i am okay im ontop of it#and they were like 'oh u will be fine' and then she did do a puncture thru my uterus . pop!#and im sitting there dizzy and feeling my heartrate start to drop bc it feels almost. beautiful. like. the whole ground just#woosh! out from under you. and shit is like grey's anatomy. i'm looking up at her grey eyes#she's old she wears this nice shawl she's like got Cool Lesbian vibes and people are sprinting into the room#from other parts of the clinic unrelated to me. while the monitor is like a little aria singing#and shes like hey youre okay stay awake stay with me something went wrong we have to keep trying#and i remember thinking - i was trying to think of nice things. i have so many beautiful places that now overlap#with this terrible memory#i became dimly aware that there was too much on her wrists and hands. like#that was too many liters#and then when they had finished all this. i packed up and drove myself home#i have had (bad thing) happen to me. and the same feeling happened after#that numb almost lamblike bleating. you cry without noise. like. ur body is so shocked and ur mind so empty#you just stare at the road and everything everything is happening behind glass and static and you are standing so far away from it#while you hold ur hands at 10 and 2. and something in ur brain is SCREAMING at you - IT WAS BAD AND IT SHOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED#and ur just watching the alarms in your body going off and youre thinking. a little pinch! ha. i think i just lost something important.
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Zelda goes mushroom girl
#tloz#a link to the past#zelda#link#my art#I was happy with that first one but for some reason decided it still needed a companion piece so I spent way too long on that second one...#I don't think there was any time during the progress where I was happy with it but hfduhdfu at least I got to Attempt drawing moss hell yea#I also at some point sat in Pyu's art stream and said I enjoy drawing legs As I was being murdered by the infamously impossibe (imo) squat.#it's ok I had fun !! but I need to learn how to let doodles be doodles or I'll never finish stuff at this rate dfsuhfd#if everything in my tloz tag looks like it was drawn by different people uuuh 2023 was art crisis year ngl......#I'm falling back into my old ways rn though#anyway I think about these two a lot I think they're both stone faced and awkward ppl in different ways but they try rly hard to be friends#like I like to think it starts out so incredibly awkward and a bit sad bc they keep stepping over each other's toes accidentally the harder#they try but idk they find comfy middle ground idk in my brain they have a very interesting friendship I wanna get around to drawing it#in a proper way that might make sense....#if I don't write 200 tags I will die maybe it's bc I grew up on dA or smth#and yes I know how to find 1 (one) type of mushroom /I/ am not mushroom girl unfortunately smh
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“i think lando for the car and max for the points” is a crazy thing for this man to say lmaooo he really said ☝️that bum isn’t competing with MY rival, his illegal rocketship is☝️
#I support you whole heartedly Charlie#flex that favoritism on main#charles leclerc#max verstappen#lestappen#for legal reasons this is NOT a joke#it’s not my fault charles rates max game recognizes game etc etc etc#Austin gp 2024
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I love you public history people I love you museum people I love you archivists and I LOVE YOU architectural historians!!!
#^ guy who just rated a public historian story at work five stars because they have a soft spot for their schools historic pres major#totally not for kissing one of them reasons#rest now my friend#you know what? best post in this tag#it's not about aptitude#words!
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a transactional relationship
#ashart#cw blood#experimenting with doing simple color schemes a bit#for commission reasons lol#gonna overhaul my options/rates in a bit lol stay tuned
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at some point i did try coming up with a human disguise for rice cooker au related purposes. i took heavy inspiration for his face from toshiro mifune.
#usagi yojimbo#rottmnt#miyamoto usagi#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#pizzazz art#rice cooker au#HAD TO REPOST THIS BC FOR SOME REASON THE ORIGINAL GOT SLAPPED WITH A MATURE RATING#he's supposed to be seventeen here but he looks so young. an infant child.#there's more somewhere but here's what i had on my phone
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regret
#literally excuse the shitty anatomy and cell shading i was thinking abt chuuyas reaction to what he'd done and i decided to make it skk#bc skk copium :')#the way i've hated dazai so fucking much but i still cried like a bitch when he died#he's not dead the bsd fandom has this phase like the elevator chapter where we're like ''dazai's not gonna make it he's done for!!''#and then he comes back next chapter like surprise bitches yall thought i was dead lmao#this chapter fucking HURT for skk shippers tho like we rly lost this time around huh#deluding myself into thinking that chuuya used gravity manipulation to slow the bullet#bc we didn't see a bullet hole behind dazais head like when chuuya shot his shoulder even though the bullet to his skull was fired at close#the reason theres a wound is bc the compressed air that was still fired was enough to wound him#and the shock wave that followed caused him to pass out bc of the sudden tension to his head intermingled with the blood loss and poison#we also know dazai can control his heart rate at will so maybe he can drop his pulse to zero for like thirty secs#enough to make fyodor believe he's dead#in the event that all of this is untrue and dazai rly does die the way my entire being will go numb and cold and dead#knowing that fyodor will most likely use dazai's death as a weapon against chuuya effectively chaining him to his side#like bffr chuuya may dislike dazai but that's his partner his reflection the boy that makes him desperately want to be human#dazai is the embodiment of chuuyas humanity and once chuuya loses that tether to his human side he will snap and the facade will shatter#and we will truly see chuuya unhinged with nothing more keeping him bound to his mortal shell#this wasn't the skk reunion we wanted asigiri what the fuck :(#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#nakahara chuuya#chuuya nakahara#osamu dazai#dazai osamu#skk#soukoku#lotus draws
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campadampadoodles
#that shirts never getting retired at this rate#jurassic world camp cretaceous#camp cretaceous#jurassic world chaos theory#chaos theory#c posts#my art#fanart#camp fam#the saturation is so high for some reason#it did not look that bad on my laptop#anyway#BRING❗️BACK❗️ BENS❗️LASHES#ignore how theres a million different art styles most of these were drawn on different days#some were different months#edit: I FORGOT BROOKLYNNS FRECKLES woe is me
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I think that the biggest problem with season 3 of Bridgerton was the 2 part release and I don’t think they should do that again to any of their other seasons. The space between the two parts was just a breeding ground for expectations and crazy. It’s made worse by the fact that, while it is a great show, Bridgerton isn’t really made to watch with expectations, the fun comes from not taking it too seriously and choosing to just enjoy it. In the future, they should either release the show all at once or release 1 episode a week
#bridgerton#netflix#my vote is 1 episode a week it allows thd fandom space to churn but at a more reasonable rate#if they want 2 premiere events then they can just do them for the first and last episodes#polin#penelope featherington#colin bridgerton#luke newton#nicola coughlan
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#i love forgetting whats in my drafts#for this reason alone the revival should move up a rating#spn#supernatural#cat spirals tag#cw f slur#tw f slur#spn revival#s16 clowning
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remembered this from last year, old man was right
#like let's face it a big reason for the radical decline in feud rates is that fans just progressively get louder and more annoying#he's right!! it's human nature to resent people who are better than you!! sports is supposed to be about raw emotion#not this veneer of sterile civility#'so much better when everyone respects each other' *makes wanking hand gesture* not in MY sports they don't#//#brr brr#doctor pizza maker rider the three genders
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The basegame wedding dress has a pregnancy morph??
#I can never be positive if something in my game is like. a third-party launcher addition#but this is so funny and I had such a strong hunch#because rushing to have your Sim get married before they give birth is such a thing so many players would do!!#and it would be so funny to pay attention to that detail by having the wedding dress show the bump!!!!#all your sim's wedding photos very obviously giving away the reason for the rushed date HAHA#the dress with the pendant at the back that everyone default replaces off (the one with the knife texture) also has a preg morph#which I know because it's the one your Sims get forced into if they attend a wedding#but it's kind of unusual because pregnant Sims don't have the opportunity to change into formal wear?#like pregnant Sims get new undies pyjamas and swimwear in addition to their maternity outfit#and if you direct a pregnant Sim to change into one of them then it changes them into the appropriate maternity fit instead of their usual#but you can't direct them to change into formal and if you use a hacked option like the shop any-wear rack it uses their usual non morph fi#so it has to be something external like a wedding that triggers them to change into formal. and I have no idea why#does this mean there's a BG suit with a preg morph for men??#or did maxis not think that pregnant male Sims would be quite so desperate to get married#anyway I'm probably the last person to know about this LMAO and I'm sure no one cares bc everyone uses wear-anything mods#but I'm a scrub who still prefers to use the default maternity meshes so this is yuge to me#also if you've never seen this dress b4: in the early game all Sims getting married under an arch used to be forced into the same outfits#actually I can't remember if the men got forced into the same suit or if they just used their regular formal#because most BG formal outfits for men were mostly wedding-appropriate#but at any rate. all women wore the same wedding dress. and it was this .... beauty#and I don't remember with which EP it changed but probably pretty early on they just let Sims use their regular formal wear for weddings#so you could pick their wedding dress yourself#but this dress remained hidden by default (I think?) so ironically it meant you COULDN'T use the wedding dress even if you wanted to#also this is completely off topic but you would also go away for your honeymoon#which meant the Sims getting married would literally get driven away in a limousine and stay off-world for a while#it was kind of cute because it really was like they took a vacation from the player too. got up to their own mischief away from your contro#then with bon voyage they introduced ACTUAL vacations and they turned honeymoons into an actual game mechanic#but again these offworld honeymoons are no longer a possibility#kind of like teens 'going out' with permission got replaced by going out on actual outings/dates even though it was a cute event#wow this note section is long and irrelevant. anyway enjoy picking up your wedding dress from a store called 'It's Not Too Late'
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Nick and Charlie watching the Doctor Who Christmas special at Christmas...
And not just any Christmas special, but The Runaway Bride.
The Doctor and Donna.
David Tennant and Catherine Tate at their finest.
Well done, Heartstopper.
Well done, indeed.
#heartstopper season 3#heartstopper spoilers#heartstopper#doctor who#Nick Nelson#Charlie Spring#Tenth Doctor#Donna Noble#David Tennant#Catherine Tate#The Runaway Bride#only one drawback#when they show movies or tv series in Heartstopper#in the dubbed version the audio is still in English#it happened in season 1 with Pirates of the Caribbean and a yt video Nick watches about bisexuality#and it's happened again just now in season 3#Donna's brilliant lines all in English so who doesn't speak it won't understand#I imagine it's for legal reasons#but it's still bad#maybe not so much for the Doctor Who episode#but that one yt video in season 1 was important#they should have fought to get it dubbed#a legal team might have found the right loophole#we'll never know#second rate audience#my post
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final from my motion graphics class a while ago
#my art#artists on tumblr#literally never posted this? for some reason?#need to p*rate after effects again so i can make more stuff like this sdf
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