#MY FAVE CRICKETER W MY FAVE BOY

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JOHANNA (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠) !!! S/HER (any pronouns • ok tho) | 04 LINE | 🇨🇴 | GENDERFLUID | BI-ACESPEC | INFP 🌱 | TAURO ☀️ | SAGITARIO🌙 | GEMINIS ↗ | ENG/ESPAÑOL ~ 😋

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⚪ MI CANAL + YOUTUBE MORADO & REDES PARA CONTACTO (si quieres colaborar conmigo):

youtube, twitch, bird app, tik tok, insta, server de discord, nana music app, correo, bandlab ⭐

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⚫ SNS & FAN ACCS (seamos mutis if we share gustos):

armytwt, side, complain acc, dctwt, stuff'tagram, 🥑🐹📂, spotify, gangazzistwt, soundcloud 🩷

LOVE LOVE LOVE !! : otoño, mandarinas, frunas, obleas, vainilla, lq pics & loops accs, música, hacer playlists, cantar, 00's/10's cartoons / series & movies, gatos, chigüiros (capybaras), mlp, monster high, ninjago, vocaloid, fnaf, fhs, snk, your lie in april, bt21, bangtan, bmw, amphibia, ducktales 2017, big city greens, rilakkuma & kaoru, bee & puppycat, glee, detective conan, she-ra (2018), fionna & cake, mdzs, heathers, ride the cyclon, disventure camp | likes: mlb, (some) k-dramas, hazbin hotel, helluva boss | ok: body neutrality

HATE HATE HATE !! : calor, capacitismo, misoginia, clasismo no irónico, body shaming & "positivity", racismo, PERSONAS SIN CRITERIO PROPIO, fatfobia, HIPOCRESÍA, xenofobia, lgbtqia+fobia (bifobia, panfobia, transfobia, acefobia, arofobia, etc), AKGAES, saessangs, company stans, ONLYS CASTROSAS, locals

T W // : bizarre sounds/pictures, flashing lights, SCREAMERS!!!!

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LOVE ZONE (๑ﾉ •͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)ﾉ NOW PLAYING : U ♡⁠ (⁠˃͈⁠ ᴗ ⁠˂͈⁠ ⁠༶⁠ ⁠)

☆ my ult k-girlie girls + fave boys: seokjin, namjoon, yoongi, jimin, jungkook, taehyung, hobi, shuya, soohyun, byeol eun, som hevin, izykite, lee haein, taemin, jinki, jonghyun, minho, kibum, dahyun, momo, mina, jihyo, jeongyeon, jieun, heesung, sunoo, taehyun, soobin, hueningkai, chaewon, yuqi, choi yujin, shen xiaoting, moonbin, eunwoo, sanha, jung eunbi, hwang eunbi, umji, sowon, jung yerin, choi yuna, ha sooyoung, kim jiwoo, hyeju, kim lip, choerry, wonyoung, an yujin, liz, moonbyul, yongsun, hwasa, wheein, gunwook, jiwoong, gyuvin, zhang hao, sung hanbin, kim taerae, ricky, seok matthew

☆ comfort characters + pixelitos 2d que me caen re pana o están MUY bien escritos:

• bonnibel, marceline, jake, finn, simon, phoebe (adventure time)

• sprig, hop pop, Mr. & Mrs. Boonchuy, calamity trio, toadie, grime, king andrias, ivy, maddie (amphibia)

• tilly, BILL, alice, gloria, cricket, nancy (big city greens)

• toast, puppycat, bee, cardamon (bee & puppycat)

• eric 😭😭😭, cory, topanga, shawn, mr. phoene, angela (boy meets world)

• rj, tata, chimmy, koya, mang, cooky, shooky (bt21)

• kudo shinichi, mouri ran, kuroba kaito (detective conan)

• GABBY, rosa maria, GRETT, kai, james, AIDEN, alec, fiore, drew, lake, miriam, A.S FINAL THREE, trevek (disventure camp)

• McDuck triplets, DONALD, scrooge, DELLA, Mrs. Beakley, lena, rosita, McQuak, fenton cabrera (ducktales 2017)

• ESTROPAJO 😭😭😭😭😭, lily, mai, joy, BONNIE, maggie, puppet, golden, bon, toddy, meg, frededdy, cami, felix (fhs)

• michael, elizabeth, glamrock freddy, foxy, chica, henry, ballora (fnaf)

• wendy, dilfs & young twinnies pines, SOOS, bill cipher (gravity falls)

• blaine, kurt, brittany, santana, mercedes, unique (glee)

• martha, veronica, h. mcnamara, h. chandler (heathers)

• nani, stitch, lilo, david (lilo & stitch)

• wei ying, LAN WANJI, jiang yanli, wen qing, a-qing, wen ning, jinling, jiang cheng, xueyang, xiao xingchen, song lan (mdzs)

• kagami, luka, chloe, ALIX, julekka (mlb)

• flutter shy, sunset shimmer, the dazzlings, rarity, twilight sparkle, sci-twi, trixie, lyra & bonbon, derpy hooves, princess luna (mlp 4th gen / eg)

• ghoulia, cleo, draculaura, clawdeen, twyla, toralei, rochell, invisi billy, scarah, casta, spelldon, valentine, spectra, jackson / hult, iris, abby, sirena, catty noir, skellita, gigi & whisp grant (monster high)

• RBG sibblings, zane, cole, jay, sensei wu (ninjago)

• wandasho, momojump!!, nigo (project sekai)

• myeong jaeun, im yerin (pyramid game)

• RIGBY, benson, eileen, pops, benson (regular show)

• penny lamb, noel, ocean (ride the cyclone)

• ki seongyeom, oh mijoo, seo danah, lee yeonghwa (run on)

• ESCORPIA, entrapta, bow, adora, catra (she-ra 2018)

• pearl, peridot, rose quartz, amethyst, lars, jasper (steven universe)

• carry, penny, anais, gumball, darwin, nicole, sarah (tawog)

• gumi, meiko, luka, kaito, triple baka squad, rin & len, fukase, oliver, gakupo, piko, IA, sweet ann, vflower, defoko, momone momo, ritsu, ruko, sukone tei, akita neru, haku, shiteyanyo (vocaloid + utaus & fanloids)

• vannellope, fix it felix, captain calhoun (wreck it ralph)

• miyazono kaori, kōsei arima (your lie in april)

• na heedo, ko yurim (2521)

☆ pixiamistades por las que me dejaría poner una bala en el craneo irl (así como lo haría por bangtan/alguno de mis otros favs y/o demás aficiones preciadas para mí) :

♡ angelitas gc ; cuendie, lanis, pacha, frida, rosi y mel (putas sé que NINGUNA (a excepción de maybe whendie (ily whendie)) va a leer una poronga de esto xq (COMO YO) son unas pajeras de mierfa y así pEEROo,,, in case alguna ACTUALLY llegue a ver este coso jsj <'33 nada, ya le saben,,, las adoro son mis pajeras favoritas en este mundo entero nunca me falten xfavor enserio las amo mucho)

♡ cony [(maybe tampoco leas bec esta pseudo-carrd es un puterio MUY pesado de cargar o leer por tanta wea que le puse pero you know damn well qué pienso de ti, nada tqm demasiado flaca jamás me faltes de rodillas te pido fr eres de las mejores amistades que he podido hacer en estos 20 años de mi silly existencia | 2024 update: me hiciste MUCHISIMA falta como no te lo puedes llegar a imaginar flaca ASJFHSGDJTJDHFK 😭😭😭😭😭💗💗💗💗 perdona por haberme alejado tanto tiempo y sin avisar a más detalle, enserio fue en contra de mi voluntad y odio como no tienes idea el hecho de haberle permitido a la persona que lo causó, prolongarlo por el tiempo que lo hizo hasta ahora, sé que probablemente las cosas no vuelvan a ser como antes ya que el paso del tiempo PESA y con mucha fuerza, pero igual, me alegra de todas formas saber que no me od!as y que aún cuento con tu amistad 🤧🤧🤧❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 amo hablar de cualquier tontería y media contigo así como quejarnos de lo que sea que pase en el momento en la tl TvT siento y nadie matchea mi freak (PLATONICAMENTE OFC) de la manera en que tú lo haces 🥹🥹🥹 es muy ñoño y lo sé pero ndea siempre nos ví a ambas como al jinkook, tú siendo seokjin y yo jk in some way jsjs <'333

siempre te admiré muchísimo por lo brutalmente honesta que eres, al igual que por el talento que tenías para esculpir y escribir (cuando en la época hacías aus taejin y le dedicabas testamentos a seokjin just like me jsj (qué tiempos esos <'3)), así como tu gran sentido del humor y OVERALL, el gran sistema de apoyo y comfort qué eres para quienes te rodean a tu propia manera (even if you seen a bit tough outside jsj TvT)

EN FINNNNN, reitero, enserio eres de las mejores personas que he tenido el placer y honor de conocer 😭😭😭😭 en verdad te quiero mucho y te adoro con todo mi corazón 🫂❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 that's all, bye 🥹💗)]

♡ güilliz rockerita mechitas de colores KOMATSU (técnicamente hablando,,, SOMOS amikx irl as well y así BUTTTTTTT,,, since quitteé tratar de ser el ilon ma' y desde entonces no nos hemos podido ver de nuevo + casi que nuestra ÚNICA manera de contacto es vía ig y wapp puejjjj,, creo y eso prácticamente nos hace también pixibesties y no solo lunchboxfriends <'3333 ~ (me alegra MUCHO que no resultaramos así jsj) y nada flaca, sabes que te adoro con todo mi pechito de espantahumanos TvT, gracias por seguir junto a mí a pesar de lo complejo que pueda ser estar conmigo cuando estoy in my lowest, enserio eres un sol y demasiado cool y AVDAGDADGSFHSFDHRS amo que de igual forma confíes en mí y me consideres parte de tu círculo más cercano 😭😭😭💗💗💗 ilysm boba, vamos por más años de amistad juntitas y someday mandemonos un drinking game viendo algo que nos desespere a ambas, yo invito el soju cjau)

♡ sophie (TE AMO GRACIAS POR TENER TANTAS AFICIONES WEABOOS EN COMÚN CONMIGO 😭😭😭 ERES UN SOL ENSERIO TE QUIERO BANDA Y TE ADORO MUCHO FLACA AFSJSGSKSJD)

♡ layla (PANA AFSHSFSNDVD CÓMO ES POSIBLE QUE VIVAMOS EN EL MISMO PLATANAL Y NO NOS HAYAMOS ENCONTRADO NI UNA SOLA VEZ PORELPUTISIMOPADREAFSJSGDKD SOY MOCOS I HATE HERE 😭😭😭😭 ... ya serios,,, ay pana,,, nada en la re buena contigo también te re quiero mucho eres una chimba de persona y sabes que pa las que seas cuentas conmigo)

♡ mile (oh girl,,, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW nor HAVE a single IDEA de lo que yo era como armada antes de conocerte,,, gracias por ayudarme a encontrar el camino de la inner peace para no ser purpurina básica status quo con you know what and whose fr ty veri mucho btw enserio me caes re pana y te re quiero muak)

♡ armytwt mutis wonitas ; vivi, diana best jungkooka y ro 2seokista (gracias por acordarse de mi existencia y no olvidarse de mí wapas TvT 💗💗💗 se les tqm mucho muchito muchazo cjau <'333)

♡ mamberitos squad ; sebas, mati, alfred, cata, bell, martha, lex, dirk, arii (no words, just decirles que 1. ESTÁN BASADISIMOS LOS TQM MUCHO y 2. NO están feos, SÍ combinan 🫰 | 2024 update: gracias por no olvidarme 🥹💗💗💗)

♡ tomo / nellsita (TOMITO 😭😭😭😭😭😭 AXSHSGSJSGSKDVEJE TE QUIERO MUCHO MUCHO MUCHO ERES UN SOLECITO Y UN COMPLETO AMOR DE PERSONA ILYSM BAIII xfi algún día hagamos una collab juntas de lo que sea <'333)

- pausa para autoconciencia momento y decir,,, será que alguna si leerá esto TT? adsgbghkgj meh idc igual lo hago porque soy maricona y TENGO la necesidad patológica de expresarlo públicamente so,,, sigo -

♡ japanbooesque / nana app gang ; feruu, kishy y sombra (las amo reinas, fenkies so muchos por aguantarse mi voz chillona y fastidiosa desde que las conocí <'3 fr las re quiero muchito byee)

♡ youtube besties ; luci, dome, nao, mandarino, janee, jevik y bupi11 (gracias a cada unx de ustedes por darme una manito y acompañarme en este viaje que ha sido mi canal de youtube desde que comencé a tomarme enserio el intentar ser creadora de contenido TvT en verdad les agradezco MUCHO y de todo corazón, todo el cariño y apoyo que me han brindado desde que empecé 🥹🥹🥹 sé que aún mi canal no es muy grande que digamos pero igual para mí basta y sobra el tenerles junto a mí en este camino en el que me embarque, al iniciar esta ruta en la que quería dar vida a algo que una vez soñé y, ahora gracias a ustedes, es una hermosa realidad 🤧🤧🤧🤧💗💗💗 muchas gracias chicxs, enserio les adoro 🫂🫂🫂❤️‍🩹)

♡ eze (pana 😭😭😭😭 literalmente nos conocemos hace nada pero siento y conectamos re bien porque ambos somos igual de delulos por los cabezones y afsjsk nada tqm mucho, te cargas UN TALENTAZO pa los trazos, DIOS ENSERIO TE BESO EL CRÁNEO PORQUE ERES UN PUTO GENIO CON LAS IDEAS QUE TE MANDAS y eres una persona muy vacana 🫶 , eso <'33, fr te agarré mucho cariño y confianza rápidamente y espero nos podamos seguir conociendo más 🥹💗 | update 2024; I miss you so much as well 😭😭😭😭)

♡ bastard voice crew (gracias por adoptarme en su grupo siendo el team de fandoblaje MÁS VACANO que puede haber en todo youtube 😭😭😭😭💗💗💗, fr se les tqm mucho por darme la chance de trabajar junto a ustedes y creer en mí)

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yYYYYyyy,,, bno,,, ya para cerrar la agenda MARICONA (de una buena vez por todas lpm AFSVDAHFSJFSLG) de una manera NO tan emo,,, les dejo esta canción que es EL tema más real de amistad !!! (archivo adjunto más abajito), que si nunca se los dedicaron antes (xq como yo no tuvieron amistades que fueran así de chimba backthen) se los dedico YO ahora kkk <33 ~ jsjs

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denle *tap* al corazoncito de abajo para que les abra la canción, that's all, mucha omosesualidad por un día, byeee

pd: si no reconocen la canción we no longer frens anymore *angry 👉👈*

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BYF !! • pa la gente del nicho (army/kpoptwt) que vea esto:

no soy only pero ✨ PRIORIZO A BTS ✨ , les chillo de manera INSANA al jinkook (tanto individualmente y/o en conjunto (ya que los 2 son mi comfort dúo y los amo a ambos por igual como no tienen idea)), hablo MUCHO de mis hiperfijaciones varias y vida en general, a veces hago music rants, escucho ggs y k-solistas femeninas + algun@s artistas western y derivad@s, tuiteo en spanglish involuntariamente, stream, votaciones, etc, silencioso (a veces subo capturas tho), uso modismos de mi país (al igual que otros de latam más generales) y (la gran mayoría del tiempo) tone indicators, manejo caritas y emojis irónica y no irónicamente, me la paso más en mi complain acc, me pongo candado en CASI todas mis cuentas cuando NO ando activa como para interactuar o responder dms !! (so ya le saben, NO me falta responsabilidad afectiva o me hago la rogada, SIMPLEMENTE soy una pelotuda con tdah que no sabe organizar sus horarios y de paso la caga mucho irl inconscientemente kkk so PLZ be gentle w me or either 😭🔪)

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DFi / DNi !! • NO me sigas ni/o interactues sí :

-16/+25, CHRONICALLY ONLINE, basic dfi criteria, edgy a*f (no eres diferente DAS VERGÜENZA date cuenta), anti de mi stan list o temas de interés, llevas demasiado lejos la "kpop over morals" agenda, only castrosa con complejo de comunista , te quejas del racismo pero de igual forma cuando tienes chance por estupideces sin sentido eres racista, te cagas en gente fácil de tirar hate, rebajas mujeres para quedar bien o hacer quedar bien a alguien más, te relacionas con solos intensas (tirando a akgaes) ó que de plano SON akgaes/antis de los demás miembros de bts)), validas fansites saessangs apesar de la mierda que hacen solo por el contenido que proveen, no puedes pasar jodas a largo plazo i N O F E N S I V A S (pls get a life) !!!, te tomas twt MUY enserio, crees amar al jinkook y a yoongi más que yo?¿!!! /j

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BYF !! • pa quienes son tan delusionales por monitos 2d o los cabezones de la edd00chan just like me:

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🟡 dctwt / disventure camp (sub)twt

- SOY JAKE, ALLY y ELLIE DEFENDER (xfa DO NOT ever try to INTERACT si eres de la gente CASTROSA que les tiene TIRRIA a estos 3 personajes y se cagan en ellos SIN ARGUMENTOS VÁLIDOS o solo por existir)

- NO TOLERO d€ad threats contra NINGÚN v.a (overall si en cuestión NO ha hecho NADA MALO)

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🟣 vivziepop's hellaverse (sub)twts

- en todo el Hellaverse mis personajes fav son: Blitz, Queen Beelzebub, Sally May, Fizzarollie, Millie, LUCIFER, Sr. Pentius, Cherry Bomb (SOLO EL PILOTO), Emily, Lute, Adam, Charlie y Husk.

- NO ESTOY DE ACUERDO con el DOBLE STANDARD que maneja la Vivianne Medrano en cuánto a "humor", QUÉ se debe tomar enserio o NO, oÓo,,, sus "FREE OUT OF JAIL CARDS" con ciertos personajes (yk WHOSE si sabes de lo que hablo).

- DETESTO la escritura de ambos shows,,, SOLO SIGO AQUÍ porque AMO el trabajo AUDIOVISUAL que manejan ambas series.

- las Chaggie me parecen una relación Muy blanda para mi propio gusto pero a la vez su dinámica es TERRIBLEMENTE nociva si analizas a profundidad el nivel de DEPENDENCIA y APEGO ANSIOSO que maneja Vaggie.

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🟠 fhstwt / fnafhs (sub)twt

- soy fan de fnafhs NO de eddoo !! aunque igual como artista y por su espíritu de creatividad le sigo guardando una fibra de respeto so no sé,,, tomenlo cómo quieran

- doy fb (fb = follow back) selectivo (incluso si en mi perfíl aparece que sigo a más gente de la que me sigue LMAO (aunque bno igual esto es principalmente porque sigo muchan fanaccs y bots de todos mis intereses conjuntamente so,,, kkk))

- sigo la serie desde 2017 pero recién en 2023 fue que me integré al subtwt de la serie /kkkcrying

- VEO AL FREDEDDY COMO HERMANOS !! (raja de acá si también los ves como hermanos y los shippeas de manera incestuosa 🔪🔪🔪🔪 si shippeas frededdy sin verlos como hermanos sino como 2 individuos que comparten un cuerpo no me molesta (tanto) tho)

- mis otps son bxb <'33 (SÍ SOY BÁSICA Y QUÉ STFU TENGO TRAUMAS SIN RESOLVER Y JAMÁS QUEDARÉ CONTENTA HASTA QUE EL CANON NO MUESTRE BIEN EL POV DEL MECHIMORADO Y LES DEN UN BUEN FINAL A MIS PAPÁS afsksgldfejiffn *stares madly at queerbaitchan*), megloy & maiggie !! pero igual me gustan el resto de dinámicas y ships (non problemáticos) de fhs 🤍 ~

- CREO FIRMEMENTE QUE TODOS LOS PERSONAJES TIENEN SUBTEXTO QUEER (tanto implicito como explícito) y EN LA SUPREMACÍA DE PUPPET TRANSMASC & JOY TRANSFEM !!

- me desaparezco INDEFINIDAMENTE de redes cuando ando a mil con estudios/trabajo e irl stuff, PERO !!! si necesitas hablar al priv (y tenemos el grado de confianza para hacerlo y lo hemos hecho antes) no dudes en hacerlo <3 mi dm siempre estará abierto para tí 🫶

- AMO DE SOBREMANERA ESTUPIDA Y RIDICULAMENTE GRANDE A BONNIE, por ende mi brainriot fnafhsero el 75% de las veces gira en torno a él.

[(no encontré ni UN solo gif de bonnie (el cabezón mechimorao) by his own (estoy llorando) so nada tocó con la chocopandilla ✌️ (igual y los toys siguen siendo mis ults pero bno it's ok at least con ellos mi scrunkly tiene amigibis así que still 👍))]

DFi / DNi !! • NO me sigas ni/o interactues sí :

× eres pro-vida

× crees amar a mis pixiults más que yo ?¿!/(#+_®°{¥π×√×€ /hj

× ERES MENOR DE 16 AÑOS o mayor de 25 (no subo nada nsfw solo no quiero ser guardería ni personal de un geriátrico /j | si somos moots está bien tho)

× no sabes respetar pronombres que vayan más allá de los cis-normativos !!

× APOYAS ZIONISMO (directa o indirectamente)

× NO SABES CÓMO INTERACTUAR CON MENORES DE MANERA NORMAL!!! (si eres así OJALÁ y te pongan una ORDEN DE RESTRICCIÓN para que no te vuelvas a acercar a alguno NUNCA MÁS)

× CONSUMES / COMPARTES o ESCRIBES R@P£ FICS (xfavor ANDATE A CAGAR y MEDICATE enfermitx de M!ERD4)

× usas: "feminista" o te refieres al feminismo de manera peyorativa junto a otros términos que escuchaste hablar de moda sin saber bien que eran y nunca te informaste sobre ello pero igual los sigues usando para hacerte ver "interesante"

× eres radfem e INVALIDAS MUJERES u HOMBRES TRANS (si eres terf sigue a Jk Rowling NO A MÍ, incluso si simpatizo con el feminismo y varias de sus ramas NO TOLERO/soporto/apoyo/etc este tipo de vainas)

× apoyas creadores de contenido (youtubers, artistas, voice actors, etc) abiertamente problemáticos :]

× eres proshipper (shippeas cosas por las cuales deberías estar TRAS LAS REJAS: incesto, abusador x víctima, PEDOFILIA, etc)

× peleas por ships (que OBJETIVAMENTE NO son algo NOCIVO de ver)

× IRRESPETAS GUSTOS AJENOS (que NO son algo ILEGAL) esperando que no te digan nada por ello

× se te suben los humos por tener algo de microfama en un subtwt :D (independiente a cuál de estos pertenezcas)

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• NOTE » para dejar de seguir DA sb (sb = SOFT BLOCK) que no eres un biti o alguna de mis k-girlie girls pa yo ser fan :]

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STAN LIST ~ ♪

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- ults: #방탄소년단 : BTS (OT7)

- stan : #샤이니: 5HINee (OT5)

#아도라 : ADORA (SOLOIST)

- support :

iu . txt . twice . shuya . soffee . izykite . jiae . som hevin . byeol eun . belle . ive . zb1 (SK)

the driver era, sabrina carpenter (USA)

after the rain (JPN)

- regulars :

seori . suran . heize . stella jang . saay . (g)i-dle . youha . jo yuri . kwon eunbi . rosé . taeyeon . astro . bibi . fromis_9 . loona . stayc . billie . mamamoo (+soloists) . red velvet . enhypen . kiof . nmixx . kenshi yonezu . eve . back number . the oral cigarettes . one ok rock . urashimasakazen . amatsuki . ado . aurora .

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thanks for reading 💬

bye ~

[fleshadept]

are you talking about the danish film dreng or was there a second film called boy that i was unaware of

i'm talking about boy (2010), taika waititi and his iwi's passion project about an 11yo named boy who idolizes his absent father until one day the father shows up back at home unannounced. it's a great film and undoubtedly waititi's magnum opus, and you can watch it here

[batarangsoundsdumb]

yet another ask dump yeehaw!

do you ever think that jay's mother was one of those bitch who believes in horoscope and tarots and things like that and so he believes in these things too, or it is just me projecting?

sheila haywood took one look at jason's birthchart said 'nah this won't do' and left.

Wait, but what happens when the justice league does find out that Bruce and John fucked? Lmao it sounds like it would be hilarious, really, I don’t want a justice league that doesn’t make fun of Bruce for like his entire life.

barry runs out of the meeting immediately and comes back with an entire sti testing kit. diana fully seriously wants bruce to get tested while bruce is sitting there like 'come on guys, you're being ridiculous, i already checked twice'

john is standing in the corner clearly offended while bruce is just like 'don't even say anything, constantine, you fucked a shark'

tim was like "i'm drake now" and everyone was like ahh so your fursona is a dragon and tim was like pffffft no. ducks.

on the one hand, good for him, on the other hand, bro, how do you still have a secret identity when your superhero name is just your last name,,,,

Your fic on ao3 was GOLD PLEASE CONTINUE I loved Dinah's cameo btw ( @purple-vixen

thanks so much! i already continued but this ask is like 10 years old because i'm a notorious procrastinator (also yes! i love dinah so much aahhhhhhhhhhhh)

I've FINALLY been watching the Batman animated series and I gotta say, after watching "the gray ghost" I am CONVINCED that Batman is a closeted super hero geek who was 100% freaking out the first time he met Superman and is just REALLY good at hiding it.

bruce internally: holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit bruce externally: get out of my city, alien

AHHH ur multimedia fic is the only thing that brings me happiness anymore continue it forever pls

uhh thanks, but can't continue it forever because my attention span is that of a toddler on crack on a good day and i can't function without at least 10 things going on at the same time and music in the background

Oi, so I'm getting into dc and watching batman the animated series, and they use fruitcake a lot. Which I thought was very funny and wanted to share w you - Denilla

wait like fruitcake (food) or fruitcake (derogatory) ?

young justice 🤝 teen titans slut shaming batman

tim drake and dick grayson to their respective teams 'you guys stop it, that's my dad'

Happyhoganon: If an eighty year old Batman had fought crime in Gotham City for decades and the only threats to him and the city lately are a wheel chair bounded Penguin, your usual purse snatchers and a few con artists popping up every now and then, how well could the Dark Knight do in maintaining the peace in Gotham despite him being just somewhat fit to do that as an elderly man (which says A LOT given how old he is)

uhh he'll probably do what my grandpa does and that is ruthlessly prank them until they die of shame.

in the death in the family interactive movie there's an ending where Jason is tasked with raising Damian and he decides he's gonna raise Damian to take down the waynes and al ghuls which uh maybe isn't great BUT the idea of Jason raising Damian... PRICELESS. CHAOTIC. I just need more people to know about this :)

yes i saw that wow holy shit but jason would accidentally drop damian on his head one (1) hour in and jason just yeets him into the lazarus pit.

Headcanon: The Penguin has a really hard time fighting any of the Robins because of his avian obsession means there's always a small part of his mind that's like "Birb. Child. Protect" ( @subspacecadet )

as soon as dick becomes nightwing the penguin is like 'you know what, fuck this dude' and shoots at him.

Y'all talking about King Shark dating Constantine, let's not forget about John literally hooking up with Satan

listen there's a clear difference between monsterfucker and satanfucker in that king shark is literally a shark and satan still looks like a normal dude

Does everyone in Gotham think Batman is a teen dad?

everyone in gotham thinks batman has been around since gotham was founded, but they do think that bruce wayne is actually a teen father and dick grayson's biological dad.

why. why would you do that fancast when you know it will only hurt people

what? i loved my fancast it was really well done. i did it with good representation in mind and i really managed that with alfred pennyworth being ✨italian✨

Seeing james charles a jason gave me psychic damage how dare you i need to wash my eyes

well that's a you problem isn't it?

do you think dick grayson thirst tweets about nightwing just to annoy his family/cause problems on purpose in general?

he thinks nightwing is hot, next question.

holy jiminy cricket batman, its as cold as the good lords ass crack in here!!

i- what? this is why i don't fuck with english expressions it's way too goddamn weird

Brooooooo, your teen dad!Bruce au is soooo good. I've got brainrot.

Honestly if you ever write anymore, I'd read that shit twice. Sign me the fuck up. Good stuff, Good Stuff.

uh yeah i'm thinking about writing a fic, but i have exams coming up and i don't wanna fail because that would suck. but after i'll certainly be writing more tho

your teen dad AU is so great! bruce acting like a big brother for all of like a week before he's telling everyone about his son. what if in the AU dick meets the JL because they need to rescue him? maybe he's in trouble/kidnapped at a gala and bruce starts calling for JL. clark finds him and has to fly with dick to bring him home - that's how dick and clark meet and superman becomes dick's fave hero. he goes around the manor thinking he can fly with a red blanket draped around him like a cape.

actually- if you want a young dad! bruce fic with like that kinda stuff(just with damian) go check uhh- in for a penny by cdelphiki. it's really good and bruce is like 24/25-ish. (and dick's there!!!)

This account has solely convinced me that Tim is a trash goblin ( @hamilcat-and-magic-turtle )

because he is. that boy has slept in dumpsters on multiple occasions even if he is the son of a billionaire.

Okay but when you said victory dance I did think of the whole justice league defeating the big bad and then they all start flossing

well that's exactly what hal jordan does and that's why batman uses a gun now. no but the victory dance in my opinion is like the 'we're all in this together' dance from high school musical.

The horrors in Invincible s1 was nothing compared to the comics, I cant wait for s2

oh well okay, i mean i personally react to horror and violence by laughing awkwardly so i can't wait to be called a monster for accidentally laughing at a mass murder.

I'm currently watching Batman: The Brave and The Bold and- Bruce is just talking about Oliver like he's an old love (@nightwings-kid)

okay im going to watch that lmao that's totally and completely in character for him tho.

The invincible comic is like super gratuitous with its violence so much so I'm shocked the show was able to adapt it in a faithful way! Anyway had the show been live action it absolutely wouldn't have the same impact as it does as an animated show and I'm so glad so many people agree with me on that

also because a live action casting would've been like uhh amanda stenberg for amber, the dude- the guy from the supernatural but with a mustache for omni-man, and scarlet johanssen for debbie grayson

Debbie grayson is a milf, yes. You're welcome for the invincible propoganda, now you can questions your life. Bruce def seems like the perfect father next to Omni-man. Like they really took a rip off justice league and I was like well, now I'm attached even tho I was like hah I know who they're supposed to be. And then bam- death gore death gore gore gore sad Mark grayson just had to have daddy issues. Why does every character have daddy issues. I'm sick of the attacks

because daddy issues make a person arguably funnier, that's why i'm not even remotely funny (haha good dad flex). i liked that it was dark contextually, but not in the colouring, bc i hate when it's like 'uh yeah graphic murder and now a shot so dark you have to sit in a dark room and squint at the screen to faintly see the characters. (like dcau ugh)

About the Wayne insurance, for a moment I thought you would put the video with moans over the waves.

i mean- i could've done that, but rick rolling seemed more family friendly.

Its the first time in forever that im surpise rickrolled, i usually expect it. Congratulations (i really should know better this is tumblr)

i get rickrolled so often but i actually like the song so i dont really give a fuck

Actually, my information about Damian and John's kids is outdated because it was revealed that the old men telling the kids stories about the Supersons were actually Jon and Damian the whole time. I was blinded by my thirst for Grandpa!Bruce Wayne but I was wrong... I liked my version better, tbh (@artemisa97)

fair enough. but i'd honestly like to see damian and jon getting together, just because it's a really fun dynamic and their friendship was really cute when they were kids. (also idk maybe it would be nice to have one (1) main batfam/superfam character that's not cishet)

How am i JUST finding your blog skdskfkd you're so fucking funny and ur takes are hot

i thought u were calling me hot :( but youre not :( crime detected (but lmao thanks)

So I have depression and I swear that your memes are one of the few things that have made me laugh so thank you 💛🥺 (@katekanebadass)

aw you're welcome, and i hope you're doing okay!

The metropolis memes are so funny, I love them 💀😌

i think metropolis is also so fucking funny it deserves more attention imagine having your entire police force being upstaged by an alien from kansas and his kids

as an american i feel your complete lack of knowledge of us geography is just so sexy (platonic) ❤️

thanks so much (i also don't know any other geography, i'm not kidding, like you can tell me you're from hungary and it will just blank, there will be nothing that comes to mind)

In the DC universe they don't say "Can't have shit in Detroit" they say "Can't have shit in Gotham"

this just reminds me of that guy whose porch got stolen like the steps to his door, and i'm thinking of people living in gotham and waking up without a front door and going "can't have shit in gotham"

honestly all i know about chicago is the bean, so. what would gotham's famous sculpture be?

gigantic gargoyle statue in front of one of the police precincts because a villain thought it was a smart way to keep the police inside, but it's too heavy to move.

why tf do people go on about how batman "works alone" or how he's the "lone wolf" when he like 38290202 members in his family

bc people think it's cool that a grown man in his 30s has no friends or family instead of calling it what it is (sad)

Bruce is gotham's sugar daddy

why would say something so controversial yet so brave.

my favorite batfamily fanfictions are the ones where they use their shitty codenames, unironically, in any context

dick: gerard way are you in position, gerard way are you in position

tim: for the last fucking time, my codename is 'totally not count olaf' this week, abbafan 3000

dick: shut up my codename isn't 'abbafan 3000'

dick: it's 'abbafan number 1' and you know it

I have a feeling Tim drake is ur favourite batfamily member but okay u don't have favs if u say so ok

i mean he is, i won't deny it. but i love each and every one of the batfam just the same, i just have a weak spot for short dumbass nerds, because i'm a short dumbass nerd.

Omg i fuckin love boy meets world too fam shsjkfk

bro boy meets world was the shit!!! it was just fire and awesome and so fucking great like bro. it was so good im not even going to be accepting criticism

you know I find the whole "joker completes batman" thing a bit disgusting considering the horrendous stuff the batfamily went through because of the joker and let's not get started on the "joker has a point" thing like yeah he's this cool complex villain but he's absolutely batshit crazy

like yes! i get what you mean the joker just fucking sucks man he doesn't do shit for batman's character or the batfam he's literally just annoying as fuck. like the joker has a point' shit is so stupid. i will accept 'magneto was right' because he fucking was and i think he didn't do anything wrong, but joker? he's just like that. he's not even cool and complex he's just a weirdo with a bleach kink at this point.

ALSO YOUR RACISM POST- SO TRUE BESTIE

thanks bestie, i'm glad you agree.

in today's essay of why I think cass should become batman- I was thinking Tim would probably be the most efficient batman in many ways but I also think he wouldn't want to be batman tbh none of the batfamily members would want to be batman because they're trying to outgrow him but cass is the one who wants to represent the symbol that is batman

absofuckinglutely i will say it again and again that cass represents the batsymbol more than anyone in the batfam, in batgirl (2000) she literally didn't care about anything else than bruce's oath to not kill, she thought the batsymbol was more important than anything in gotham. she's just an excellent character because her motivation to not kill is not 'i'm scared i can't come back from it' or 'well my dad says no murder so i'll go along with it' but that she's killed somebody as a young child and she never wants to kill a human ever again and that's so fucking beautiful for a new batman like yes.

need more cass, duke and tim inclusion in gothamite memes

yes yes, a tall order of cass, duke and tim coming up in 1-14 business days

oldest to youngest batfam members cus I'm confused as shit

okay order of being taken in: dick, jason, tim, cass, damian, duke order of age: alfred, bruce, dick, cass, jason, tim, duke, damian (though cass and jason are around the same age general consensus is that cass is a little older)

I'm so confused Steph is a redhead?? like how was it that hard to get this right? the source material is literally right there and free

cw is jared, 19

do you receive anon hate? if so, how do you deal with it

uh no, i'm not remotely popular enough to get anon hate and i also don't say a lot of things that would attract anon hate, but i do send anon hate to @the-real-peter-parker because he forgot about the specialists from winx club

Wait how many languages do you speak??

uhh- 5 if you include latin, but that's a dead language and i'm really bad at it. but english, my native language, german, and french also, tho german and french not fluently.

You can mix aguaepanela with aguardiente 😈 and is tasty

okay but now i'm curious if the liquor deserves the 😈 emoji or if that's a you problem. but i googled it and it looks like something you'd take one sip of and then not remember the rest of your evening.

[gothmacbookpro]

GOTTA know the reasons behind some of those least fave sunny eps i’m obsessed w the choices

Let's see

Charlie got molested - it's just really sad and uncomfortable and kinda gross. It makes me cringe so hard, I have to look away during certain scenes

A cricket's tale -simply put, all the dog stuff. Kinda on the fence ab this one bc it was actually super funny and I liked the parkour a lot, so I don't hate it as much

The blackface episodes mostly bc of the blackface. MOSTLY

Charlie's home alone - oh boy. That's gotta be the most painful episode to watch. It physically hurts me. Not exaggerating. Poor guy

New wheels - this might be unpopular bc I've mostly seen people like this episode. And i might be making too big a deal out of these things . But Dee sleeping with a minor? Frank showing porn magazines to that same minor? Charlie and mac fighting and potentially killing some kids? So many lines crossed and that's saying a lot bc it's sunny

Water park - love it up until Frank comes down that water(less) slide. When he gets down his back looks like it's been through a CHEESE GRATER

Slopes - the whole "rules are different on the mountain" party vibe was not it. Super inappropes. I didn't like the sex scene with Charlie. Speaking of whom, I feel like he didn't have a lot to do and he was just around there

High school reunion - It was the first time i realized wedgies are a real thing. Those things are brutal man wtf. I thought people were joking. That is a serious thing, how did it become so normalized? All in all i felt really bad for the gang and the way their high shcool treated them. Dance was nice

Dee gets audited - it's more of an honorable mention bc the beginning is very funny, up until they spill that dog's body on the floor. It's the most disgusting thing I think i have ever seen man. In my mind it's always gonna be the "melted rotten decomposed dead body of a dog" episode

[winesvein]

Tagged By: @yngwiemalmsteens​. TY! <3

Who were you named after?  I wasn’t named after anyone -- my mom chose my name because she thought it, and its meaning, were the prettiest. :3

Last time you cried?  30 minutes ago. I will cry about anything, everything, and for almost anyone. So I just cried because I adore this baby boy, and I want to squeeze the life out of him. Please send help.

Do you like your handwriting?  I do! I usually write in a hybrid script + cursive. It’s mostly legible.

What is your favourite lunch meat?  Not gonna lie - I had to google what constituted a lunch meat.  My fave is probably chicken breast, though. 

Longest relationship?  10 years and counting. 

Do you still have your tonsils?  Yep.

Do you bungee jump?  Nope, but... I’m 50/50 on trying it someday. 

What is your favourite kind of cereal?  Whole grain cereals with like.. honey, granola, nuts.. maybe dark chocolate. They tend to be more filling, and ideal for late night snacking, or lazy mornings.

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?  It depends on the shoe. Most of my sneakers, I just wiggle my foot out of, without any hassle. There’s a method to it. But it does make the heel of my left sneaker a little scuffed. :x

Do you think you’re strong willed?  Most of the time, yes. I have a feel for what battles I should fight, and while I’m still learning the art of compromise, I’ve gotten better at that with age.

Favourite Ice Cream?  ...Mint Choco Chip, or Dark Chocolate. :x

What is the first thing you notice about a person?  Their eyes. Their hands. The way they speak. Generally the way they carry and conduct themselves. The presence they have in a room. 

Football or baseball?  Neither. Formula1.

Favourite doughnut?  Call me a heathen, but doughnuts are not my scene. Lemon cake, please.

What music are you listening to?  Barbie & The Twelve Dancing Princesses Opening Theme. It is... 4AM. It’s playing in the background, while I download a pdf of Grimm’s Fairytales; I’m about to read the kids bedtime stories over Discord call.

If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?  Indigo or Blue Violet!

What is your favourite smell?  Petrichor is definitely one. But I also love: hibiscus, lavender, rainforest honey, crushed Caribbean cherries.

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?  Mmm, a couple of the kids I “adopted”. I sincerely adore them, so much. My heart does the thing with them. Like they are. So cute. And so smart. And they’re just. Those are my kids. Those are my kids.

Hair colour?  Deep, dark chestnut. And there’s this clusterfuck of copper somewhere in the middle of that dark hair. It’s hilarious. 

Eye colour?  Dark brown.

Favourite food to eat?  Fruit or veggies! And I mean that so sincerely. 

Scary movies or happy ending?  I can’t do horror, but I’m not big on happy endings either, so much. I do enjoy a good tragedy. Break my heart. Make me feel the things. I am intimate with hurt.

Last movie you watched in a theater?  Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. I was invited to a watch party, with some fellow nerds. We met up for drinks after that, got tipsy, talked politics, religion, philosophy, and astronomy. I have never felt more at home.

What colour shirt are you wearing?  An old, oversized white tee with a faded crest. Yes, I’m aware this just asked for the colour. Sue me.

Favourite holiday?  Phagwah or Diwali, honestly.  Phagwah because few things are as satisfying as children, and adults, running through the streets, with coloured powder and water, to usher in spring.  Diwali because there’s something about the diyas, and lighting them with my friends and family. There’s something about the time of year, and the atmosphere. 

Beer or wine?  Wine. Or vodka. Or liqueur. 

Night owl or morning person?  Night Owl, since I’ve known myself. I love the hours from dusk until dawn. I love watching the stars blinking into view one by one, hearing the crickets, the way everything slooowly grinds to a halt. It’s very peaceful. 

Favourite day of the week?  Thursday, Friday, or Saturday. Thursday because it’s a very oddly specific time of the week, where you know the weekend is here, and you can feel the time ticking. Friday because I can spend their evenings winding down. Saturday because I spend those with friends and family, 9/10 times.

Favourite animal? Lions. Dragons. Phoenixes. 

Do you have a pet?  I do not, unless you count this one person who is too cute to be a person, because they’re more like a kitten. 

Where would you like to travel?  E V E R Y W H E R E.  But mainly across Asia, the Middle East, and parts of Europe.

[thepictureofsdr]

mary saying “we’ll know him and value him” about branson in s3 e1 :,)

tom talking about irish politics… i have to fan myself WHOOO

“you really think you can recruit cousin robert for sinn fein” I GIGGLED i love matthew

the beginning of the matthew tom bromance 🫶

also the best man moment and the line about men crazy enough to take on the crawley siblings having to stay together,,, oh i love them

the way in s3 e4 robert straight up says he’s anti catholic… bff be fr maybe he does deserve the hate he gets

“ireland cannot prosper until this savagery is put away” bro has never read an english history book ever

episode 5 is literally evil i don’t have anything else to say other than sybil is an absolute badass for her decisions on the child’s religion. also for giving birth in that NIGHTMARE of a house i mean SERIOUSLY the stress of all that arguing. i have nothing else to say it’s hard to type through tears.

also the way thomas breaks down in tears? vile my heart

ep 6… i know this isn’t the mood for this but every time tom defends his country and religion and culture… WHOOO LORD i love him in the beginning seasons, “my daughter is irish and she will be catholic like her father”

*protestant priest complaining about catholicism* “so is [god] not pleased by the population of france? or italy” I GIGGLED and the edith and mary bringing up other catholic countries and then matthew bringing up non christian countries and isobel bringing up the whole english empire i love this episode sm y’all have no idea

btw im not even this passionate about catholicism in general it’s just in this era ESPECIALLY catholicism is VERY tightly tied to the irish identity and struggle against english power

tom being so happy that sybil was okay with the baby being catholic im gonna start crying again

carson having a hard time believing catholics are loyal to the crown… im not even gonna start

alfred saying catholicism is weird and that he’s glad to be church of england and thomas merely replying with “really, and what do you feel about transubstantiation” I CACKLED

ID FORGOTTEN TOMS GRANDFATHER WAS FROM GALWAY OI OI OI WHOOOOO GAILLIMH ABU

it’s so funny focusing on the background in the servants hall bc when carson is handing out the letters and anna doesn’t have one, thomas and hughes are just having a fun lil conversation in the back like i want to see more of that familial/friendly dynamic SO BAD like WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT

this whole season makes me so viscerally uncomfortable w the thomas/jimmy dynamic im literally skipping at least 20 seconds an episode i think this is where “oh she’s funny” turned into “oh i hate you” over obrien like i can’t even think about it without feeling ill

o’brien using homophobia for personal agendas 😭

“you should be horsewhipped” “i don’t want a tour of your revolting world” carson is NEVER seeing the pearly gates

“i am not foul” WELL IM VIOLENTLY SOBBING

1. hughes 100% has a soft spot for thomas 2. “i’m afraid if i do mrs hughes, that it will shock and disgust you” i need to give this man a hug SO BAD

BATES DEFENDING THOMAS AGAINST JIMMY AND ASKING HIM WHY JIMMY HAS “to be such a big girls blouse about it” HELLPPP IM CRYING HES SO FUNNY people coming out the woodworks to defend thomas over this situation bc it’s bigger than his assholery is my fave bit

bates literally offering to take o’brien down for thomas and being so insistent bc he knows what it’s like to have life slip away :( god the two of them have SO MANY GOOD PARALLELS i know i sound like a broken clock but I WISH THERE WAS MORE FRIENDLY STAFF CONTENT

“i’m surprised to find that your a fan of oscar wilde” I GIGGLED

anna and bates literally sitting o’brien down to tell her off they literally look like thomas’s parents confronting his bully

also robert straight up saying all the boys in eton were gaying it up… 😭 his defense of thomas is also very interesting it seems to go beyond cricket

mrs hughes comforting tom about sybil :(

i’m rewatching downton (don’t look at me) and episode 3 of s1 has that moment moment where bates throws the brace off the lil dock and mrs hughes makes him promise to never again “try to cure [himself]” and all i can think about is the moment of solidarity or parallel we could’ve had between him and thomas when he tried to use the the electro shock treatment

[coalitiongirl]

ive been watching your scenes to rewatch and ive been crying at literally all of them. out of curoisity, what are your favourite ouat scenes? either sq or general? also side note, i love your latest fic, such an interesting premise. i get so scared every time someone says an order and emmas forced to comply, that scene with the trolls had me on edge. and the fact that cora must suspect something about emma now - im so scared but excited ahah :D have a nice day :)

OH I super dropped the ball on those omg, i have so many others!! but i haven’t been able to rewatch in a long time, it hard 😩

of course i LOVE almost every swan queen scene!! it’s hard for me to pick favorites because nearly every one pings something else inside me omfg. I don’t think there’s a single sq scene I couldn’t write an essay about WHOOPS. so lemme try to answer this with just some of my favorite non-sq scenes 😅

Emma in True North: hoo boy, this is probably in my scenes to rewatch but that scene on the road, MAN. there’s so much careful buildup with emma’s abandonment issues and how much she sees herself in nick and ava. and they have a chance she never does and dammit, she fights for them!! she fights for two kids just like her and they get their moment and jmo turns that realization into agony with sheer artistry in emma’s FACE in their final moment. god.

Regina in We Are Both: this was the episode that sold me on Regina! tbh i’d marathoned s1 as soon as they announced mulan was going to be in s2 so i hadn’t been focusing much on thinking before that?? and then suddenly there’s Regina, in all her rich and layered stories, and i fell hARD. the whole narrative of the episode- Regina resisting parental abuse until she becomes what she’s always feared to be free!! and that translating into her saying ‘no, this isn’t going to continue to the next generation. even if i lose the only thing that matters to me.’ do u ever stan!!! I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE VERY WELL. END ME.

Emma in Firebird: listen. never follow ur idols to ur next fandom or you’ll suddenly realize they actually hate women and then get ‘’’muted’’’ for ‘’’yelling at her too much’’’ but jane espenson did a GOOD with the flashbacks in this one (present day still literal and figurative hell tho!!). The concept of Emma’s jacket as armor isn’t an original one, but the execution was honestly stellar. Emma forging this connection with an older hardened woman who can’t let go of the past either!! emma destroyed and remade into the lady we met on her twenty-eighth birthday. GOD. SHE FINDS HER DAUGHTER. and i gotta say, the vulnerable-tearful-young thing jmo was doing w emma in s5 didn’t work for me in terms of what present day was trying to convey, but it’s a perfect fit for that flashback, i WEPT.

Regina in Quite A Common Fairy: Lana OWNS the cave scene with Tink, god. The depth and breadth of emoTION. The episode and the narrative itself builds it up from episode one! because this regina on the road to redemption but finally giving us a glimpse into the emotional and mental state she was in as the young queen- she has all this rage and she’s SUSTAINED by it, it’s her only real truth and constant and she’s terrified of what might happen if she lets it go for even an instant and chooses hope instead. (Lana’s voice when Regina says she’s afraid that without rage she might just ‘—float away’ is something that has stayed with me for a long, long time.) REGINA PULLING OUT HER HEART TO MAKE A POINT. far from the last time she will, but how affecting!! god!!

Emma and Snow in S1: There are a few moments i’m thinking of (and i’m literally writing this on the treadmill so pls forgive the lack of episode names) and all of them are so stellar, god. The moment when Snow finds Emma living out of her car early on. Snow and Emma sitting at the table at the loft holding hands. Emma lying down next to a crying Snow. Snow yelling at Emma for being so selfish when she tries running off with Henry?? EMMA SHOWING UP AT MARY MARGARET’S DOOR SEARCHING FOR A ~PERSON~ AND MARY MARGARET SILENTLY LETTING HER IN. Snow and Emma work best in S1 in the silences and the fights, where they’re allowed to just care and be family, and I treasure each of those moments as much as they do.

Regina and Zelena in the Kansas: There’s a lot of effort put into this dynamic right near what seemed like the end, playing with how exactly Zelena perceives her happy ending to go- and then Regina strikes it all down by being different, by changing, by being someone Zelena hadn’t believed either of them capable of. And then Regina goes to Zelena’s cell and offers her!! sisterhood!! my god. i instantly fell in love with the dynamic in that moment and i’m forever pressed that the ‘it’s nice to have family in town’ line was cut. because you can tell that regina craves family and craves unmaking this second monster of her mother’s and zelena was going to TAKE that second chance and hey! this seems the perfect time to go off-message and

Belle in Family Business and Heroes and Villains: imma be honest, i like belle just fine in the early seasons but i have zero interest in rumbelle, which means a lot of fast-forwarding through her scenes. But these two scenes were ENCHANTING. Mirror Belle preying on Belle with the truth that she’s afraid to face! Emilie does such a fantastic job conveying so much cruelty in that scene, I was gaping and enthralled and hoping shattered sight was going to work exactly like that (and tbh props to ginny for doing a hella creepy snow at the start of Shattered Sight). And that town line scene!!! What a stunning, evocative scene. Belle reclaiming agency and taking action in such a 100% cold-blooded but necessary way!! that’s my ravenclaw babe!!!

Mulan and Aurora: I was young, and I Believed, and I Believed for a very long time. I am appalled at my naïveté too, don’t worry.

Regina in Enter the Dragon: LOOK it’s not about the leather but it’s a lil about the leather!!! I really appreciate both Regina in the past and present in this one and also how gay it is, and I’m most charmed by lil evil pep talking nugget Regina who just wants you to be the very best villain you can be! It’s such an artful melding of the exuberance of young!Regina and the delight in chaos of eq!Regina and i, for one, am a fan.

Emma (and Henry) in The Stranger/An Apple Red as Blood: my gOD. Okay I think one of the first times I cried while watching this show was in Emma’s desperate, hysterical denial to August about the curse. She’s so clearly hit rock bottom and she’s TERRIFIED of believing and it’s breaking her. SHE DIDNT ASK TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYONES HAPPINESS. SHE DOESNT WANT IT. THAT IS CRAP!!!! i love her!! i love emma swan!!! i do!!!!! and then moving into the end of the next episode when she tells henry she’s leaving and just!! ‘henry! life isn’t a story!’ man this show had some incredible early work. sigh. emma kneeling in front of henry begging him to listen! my god.

Regina in the Cricket Game: so i’m leaving out all my fave sq moments which severely limits the number of regina and emma scenes i can talk about here but the flashbacks in this one SURE ARE SOMETHING. regina has hit rock bottom in this set and you feel it in every moment, in her REGRET THAT I HAVE NOT CAUSED MORE PAIN and frickin stABBING snow and that dark scene with the candle oh god. this is a regina who doesn’t think about looking back anymore but who doesn’t think about looking forward, either, and she’s terrifying. it reminds me a lot of the scene later this season in Welcome to Storybrooke where she takes out snow’s heart and ‘see? i can have everything’ but there are tears sliding down her face. regina in enraged despair is something to behold!!

Henry (and Emma and Regina) in Operation Mongoose: Henry doesn’t often get lengthy times to shine that aren’t about other characters, but he was literally a YA hero in the author’s universe! man! what a kid! and his scenes with bandit Regina are some of my all-time favorites, as is that heartstopping moment when he reaches the top of that tower and flings the door open and Emma KNOWS him. reader, i wept. i wept hard. talk about your earned moments!!!

Emma as Dark Swan: posture! clothing! positioning! voice work! dark swan was a revelation i’m still rightfully bitter about, because she was EVERYTHING in those early episodes. the way she caressed snow’s face in first episode of 5a. the faux-innocent with the calculating eyes on the ship with whats-his-name. every interaction with henry where she was trying to be a PERSON. the way she moved! the way she felt more reptilian than human! i wanted to know everything about her!! (then i did and quit the show lol) honestly some of jmo’s best acting to date, i’m forever in awe.

That Still Small Voice: look, this is an episode about a cricket and it remains one of my favorite quality ouat episodes. Archie sells it best as an adult influenced by his past without quite knowing it, and Archie and Henry make for a really engaging dynamic in here. There is nothing about Archie’s professional behavior that doesn’t make me want to scream but this remains a very, very good episode.

Emma in Sympathy for the De Vil/Lily: okay this is cheating a little because so much of this is also Regina but!! Emma individually shines in this narrative and throughout 4b. From the moment she finds out about what her parents had done, you can watch it slowly draining a part of her?? yes her eyes got redder but there was also this kind of apathy about EVERYTHING. And tbh the Cruella episode is pretty awesome on its own (I love the slow revelation that Cru is the villain, what a stellar execution of a fave trope) but WHEN EMMA KILLS HER. In the exact moment that Cruella says ‘heroes don’t kill’. that’s what pushes emma over the edge!! and then emma ready to kill again the next episode because she feels like she’s sliding into an abyss, i couldn’t BREATHE. emma is incredible when the narrative lets her be angry, and i wanted So Much More. Speaking of which, Emma getting angrier and angrier and almost losing it in The Snow Queen was more of that anger!! i am HUNGRY for it.

Regina and Snow in The Evil Queen: This episode is messy af but damn did my heart skip a beat when a hooded hero saves Regina and tears off her hood and it’s SNOW. This episode does so much of what makes Snow/Regina so fascinating and frustrating, both in the present and the past. Their interactions in the woods moved me! changed me! and Regina had already crossed the point of no return but oh man, oh man, the way they’d almost gotten somewhere for a minute there.

Regina and Henry in Save Henry: A classic, a work of art, and I’ve said so much about it in the past that I’m exhausted just thinking about expressing it all again now. But what a STORY of an evil queen who falls in love with a little boy. What a narrative!! The promo pictures from this episode came out when I was sitting in the hospital for a checkup while I was expecting my daughter, and I was tearing up and the nurses thought it was about the ultrasound. I’M NOT PROUD. This is a love story!!! And it culminates again in A Curious Thing, by the way, which put another ten years on my life, an Epic !

Emma and Henry in New York City Serenade: boy was this a journey, but I was absolutely spellbound omg. This was a love song to a fantasy but it’s a fantasy that never unmakes Emma– she’s afraid of commitment and happiness and everything permanent in her life that isn’t Henry, but she’s still going to take that leap despite herself. It’s a wonderful character study that captures Emma’s essence in a new world, with a new past.

Snow in The Miller’s Daughter: Snow is at her best when the show isn’t painting her with rose-colored glasses and we get to see her darker side, and I don’t think she ever gets quite as dark in the first three seasons as she is when she’s standing there, smiling earnestly at Regina as she tells her that the key to Cora loving Regina is in the poisoned heart she holds. My god. It’s so incredibly cold-blooded and vile, and it’s absolutely the kind of manipulative pragmatism that suits Snow best. I am enthralled and horrified.

Neal and Emma and Henry and Gold in Manhattan: This is one of those really cool scenes where even though I don’t particularly care for half the characters within it, everyone acted the hell out of it and it’s so GOOD. There’s so much tension and you’re holding your breath through the squabbling, and then Henry shows up and you KNOW. You know what’s going to happen and you’re terrified for Emma and it’s so visceral, right up until the instant when Neal demands Henry’s age and Henry shouts ELEVEN and my god, my god. What a reveal. What a scene.

There are more!! so many scenes and moments i’ve loved over the years. Emma and young!Lily! Snowing in Snow Falls! Anna of Arendale!! Snow and Emma in Lost Girl!! Ruby in Red Handed! The David/Emma dragon fight in A Land Without Magic! Regina tearing out that heart in The Doctor and meeting Daniel again?? Regina and her father in hell. all of Hat Trick. i think twenty is a good place to stop, but hoo boy, when this show was good, it was GOOD. alas.

[b-n-h-a-imagines]

Hcs for Kiri, Kami, and Baku on finding out their fem!s/o is a hardcore classic rock fan but she doesn't really show it much since she always got teased cause a lot of girls her age think it's "outdated" and not "fit for a girl"? Thanks!!!

Good ol memories of the emo life. :),,,song is King For A Day by PTV + SWS :))). ENJOY ,’:)🍃

Eijiro :

- “ DARE ME TO JUMP OFF THIS JERSEY BRIDGE !” You screamed into your invisible microphone as you clutched the mop in your other hand. “I BET YOU NEVER HAD A FRIDAY NIGHT LIKE THIS  .” You head banged as your body swayed with the mop following your sways. “Babe~~~” Kirishima walked in. “… babe?” He touched your shoulder which sent a jolt down your spine causing you to let out a small scream. “Woah, Eijiro, you scared the shit out of me.” You slid the headphones off your ears in a swift motion. “So, whaddya want?”

- He was just there like…. what. Looks like she was enjoying herself….I wanna enjoy myself too…

- He asked you if he could listen to your song, you said yeah and now here he is, all ear sore.

- Literally jolted when Vic and Kellin were singing. His quirk even activated unconsciously.

- Kirishima is amazed that you listen to that and he’s just an overall happy and supportive lil lump once you tell him that you were bullied because of your music.

- He’ll allow you to blast that kind of genre in the house if you like it. Kirishima will put up with it but he’ll slowly but surely get into the same genre.

Denki :

- “BABE, OH SHIT ARE YOU OKAY? I HEARD YOU SCREAMING !” Denki barged in your room with a toothbrush in one hand and in the other a back scratcher. His chest was rapidly falling and rising as he tried to catch his breath. “I RAN ALL THE WAY HERE. YOU OKAY?” Cricket cricket. No response was given but you clearly stood there frozen. “U-uh, Denki, babe, it was my song.” He stood there, puzzled as hell.

- At first he was like ???. Then he was like, ohhhh I get it. LET’S JAM TOGETHER.

- He puts down the back scratcher and just starts screaming and dancing along with the song. “KEEP IT UP, KEEP IT UP, LET’S RAISE OUR HANDS!” Oops he’s the only one who’s screaming along with this song.

- Honestly, doesn’t mind it. Boy, he is very open minded. For the most part, he’ll be like, “Babe you should play more of your songs. Sounds nice.”

- Partying all day and night just blasting the emo music.

- He feels bad that you got bullied for that kind of music but in his honest opinion he sees there’s nothing wrong with it.

- “It’s not just a phase babe.”

Katsuki :

- He slams your door open. “OI SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING BLASTING EMO ASS SHIT AT 1 IN THE MORNING?” A grumpy Katsuki complained while scratching his neck. You shut off your speaker. “Oh well, sorry there.” You pouted. He sighed.

- Fuck. She looks so sad like that.

- “Fine. Just don’t blast it okay?”

- Next thing you know, Katsuki is listening to it too.

- “ I TAKE A LOOK UP AT THE SKY AND I SEE RED. RED FOR THE CANCER, RED FOR THE WEALTHY.” Others looked at him as he chopped the meat into a million pieces. Literally screaming the song while doing chores.

- “ W HO THE HELL BU LL IE D YOU LET’S BULLY TH EM BAC K.”

- “… I’ll kill them.”

- Is even more intimidating especially when he and his s/o are screaming their heart out to their favorite songs.

- I think he just found his fave music genre.

[misschristineart]

Walt Disney’s Pinocchio was on Freeform (formerly known as abc Family) last weekend twice. So... I’m in a huge mood for Pinocchio (which I delayed in DA stuff) recently. And dang, I can’t stop thinking about in a past week and a half. X3

Say what you want about this film, despite that some people “praise” it as “cult classic.” but for me - I really love it. Yes, it has dark scenes. But for me - after I grew up watching this film along with Disney classics as a little kid - I had been interested it when I was a teen. And later on, he became my fave (while the movie is part of my fave). ^^

Anyway, here are the sketches of Pinoke in older age (mostly teen). Even though he was cuter as a real boy at the end of the film...

 I would like to see more Pinocchio as a teen/young man. I mean, seeing Pinoke as a real boy makes me want to say “Oh, he’s so adorable. He will grow up to be a handsome young man, someday.” ^w^

For drawing Older Pinoke, it was tough. However, to draw him as teen/adult, I looked up on Disney characters who was animated by the same guy who was a Supervising Animator of Pinocchio. That’s right - the guy would be... Milt Kahl.

(I know he was a jerk, but... dang it, his drawings of Pinocchio was awesome. It’s official, he’s now my fave. And I could see Kahl’s drawings, especially Pinocchio, inspired Andreas Deja and Richard Williams (that explains Tack).)

So, for drawing older-Pinoke, he was referenced from Peter Pan (you can tell by the hat), and mostly Johnny Appleseed. 

When I saw Johnny, I thought he would be perfect for drawing older-Pinoke because of similarity. ;) You can see the expressions from the second sketch because of the references (I know, he looked like some kid named Nicholas from “Care Bears Movie”... BUT the older version of Pinoke was only referenced from Milt Kahl’s art. Even the smile from the fourth/last pic was referenced from Prince Phillip’s smile (in “Once Upon a Dream” scene)).

Also, for the third pic of the sketches, they were referenced from “Black Cauldron” concept art by Milt. http://andreasdeja.blogspot.com/2013/02/milt-kahls-black-cauldron.html

Did the best I could to use Milt Kahl’s vibe on Pinoke when it comes with drawing him as a teen/adult. (If you guys are Nine Old Men fans, feel free to comment). 

Also, the last pic was drawn over the original sketch with Corel Painter. And, I first time drew Jiminy Cricket (after other sketches of that were so-so). Enjoy. ;)

[lesbianbruabba]

Music asks 1-60

1: Favorite band? Tie between waterparks and flor

2: Favorite song? Who tf has just one? Currently it’s Idle Worship by Paramore or Sleep Alone by Waterparks.

3: What’s a band/artist you loved as a child but can barely listen to now? Paul Anka

4: Did you ever see a band/artist live? Yes! Waterparks, flor and All Time Low (+ openers the Modern Strangers, Creeper, Patent Pending and Dead!)

5: Are you going to any gigs soon? Yes! In November I’m seeing Nothing But Thieves, As It Is and I’m seeing Taco Hemingway in December :)

6: Ever been to a festival? No :( but I might go to Slam Dunk this year!

8: A song with a number in the title? 21 Questions by parx

9: A song that gets you through shit? Ground Control by ATL feat. Tegan and Sara

10: A good song for long bus rides? Get Behind This by flor

11: A song you’d have sex to? The Alyssa Edwards remix by B Ames

12: A song to shut everything out? Relief by Sixx AM

13: A song for when you’re lonely? Crybaby by parx

14: A song that’s become a joke between you and your friends? Come One Come All/That Girl kinda? @samrull 

15: A song to jam out to at 4AM? Anything by Brockhampton tbh

16: An album you could listen to for days on end? Entertainment by parx

17: A song that punches you in the gut every single time? Stay Away From My Friends by PTV fucks me up

18: A song for when you’re crazy angry? the whole Selfish Machines album by PTV

19: If you had to pick one song to represent what you’re feeling right now, what would it be? Worst by Awsten Knight

20: A song that calms you down? Ground Control or anything on co.yh

21: A song that makes you feel alive? The Reckless and the Brave by ATL

22: A band with an insane fandom? Twenty One Pilots wins this one 

23: What are some lyrics you love to pieces? “You can devastate my personal space, I never liked it anyway”, “You're the morning I can't wait to wake to, after chasing you through my dreams in bloom”, “You’re the blueprint to my stupid sounds”

24: Would you ever get any song lyrics tattooed? If so which ones? I would love to. Probably with a small drawing next to it? And I don’t know which yet but “we gotta make contact to make it out” from ground control is a big fave. because it reminds me not to isolate myself

25: What’s a band/artist you’d addict your children to from an early age? My Chem or Panic

26: A vocalist you love? Awsten Knight is a man whom I will die for

27: Has a band/artist ever inspired you to do something? ...does not committing suicide count

28: A band/artist you love but no longer exists? Is there any other correct answer besides MCR

29: What was your favorite band/artist when you were 12? Pretty sure it was MCR

30: A band/artist you can’t stand? TAI because W*****m 

31: What’s your favorite genre? Rock/pop-punk/emo/alternative whatever you wanna call it

32: Can you play any instruments? I can play the ukulele and I used to play piano and violin. I haven’t played the guitar in a year or so but I think I can pick it back up

33: Do you sing? I am able to do the act of making melodic noises with my vocal cords yes but is it nice that’s questionable hmmm

34: If you could be a member of any band for one show, who would it be? Awsten Knight

35: Do you have a favorite piece of merch? MY TANTRUM SWEATER IS SO PRETTY

36: What’s the first album you ever bought with your own money? Britney Spears the Singles Collection

37: Do you prefer buying physical copies of albums or do you download them on the internet? I download them like the ugly little bastard I am

38: CDs or vinyls? Neither I use itunes

39: Do you play your music out loud or with headphones? out loud most of the time

40: A band/artist a friend showed you? All Time Low, parx, flor etc thanks to Iza

41: A song that gives you the chills? Do I Wanna Know by Arctic Monkeys

42: A song to play at your funeral? Never Gonna Give You Up by Kidzbop

43: A band/artist with amazing an instrumental but really bad lyrics? Halsey probably lol

44: A love song? I Do Adore by Mindy Gledhill 

45: A song you love to sing to yourself? Bella Ciao lol

46: What do you listen to when you go for a run? Anything by Taco Hemingway

47: A song that represents a deserted city at night? Crickets by Creeper

48: A wild song? We Will All Go Together When We Go by Tom Lehrer. Man’s a genius

49: An upbeat song with grim lyrics? Oh shit. Bullet by Hollywood Undead. it’s my JAM and it’s fucked up lol. Also Wasted by Cartel and like half the AL album by Paramore

50: What are some song titles you love? Peach (Lobotomy), anything from old FOB, the Pete Wentz one by Cobra Starship

51: If your life ended today, what song would you chose to represent it? Emperor’s New Clothes bc this bitch is going to hell, baby!

52: Can you give me a 5 song playlist on ___? You didn’t put anything here so I’ll insert a topic. Eating disorders, because I have one lmao. I go hungry by mother mother, courage by superchick, Two by the Antlers, Numbers by Pompeii and I Hate the way by Polly Scattergood. 

53: Do you listen to instrumental music? Lo-fi is great! Also Dance of the Cygnets by Tchaicowski

54: Weirdest band/artist you know of? E-rotic 

55: A song about drugs? Green Green Grass of Home. Just kidding. Does Nicotine count?

56: A heart-wrenching song? I Hate the Way by Polly Scattergood

57: A band/artist you’re proud of? As It Is tbh

58: A band/artist who’s music could bring you back from the dead? Fall Out Boy

59: A band/artist with a sick aesthetic? Palaye Royal or Fever era Panic!

60: A song that has a lot of meaning to you? Fuck You by Lily Allen, You’re Not Sorry by Taylor Swift

Thanks for the asks anon! This was fun