#MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SWEETIE PIE ANGEL BABY

[moonagedaydreamsofrhiannon]

and while we’re on the topic of widely misunderstood and unfairly hated characters—dawn summers has actually never done anything wrong ever in her entire life and she is literally just a girl

[tarotwithavi]

Some nicknames your future spouse may call you by

How to choose a pile?

Close your eyes and take a deep breath and ask the angels to show you the right pile for you and open your eyes. The first pile that catches your attention is the right pile for you.

Masterlist

Paid services

Guess who's back with another Post 😈😈

Pile 1

"Sweetheart" , "Sweety Pie" , "Lovely", "Honey" "Dazzle" "Charm" "Cupcake" "Blossom" "Starlight" "Queen bee" "Enchantress" "Darling" "Angel" "Princess" "Love" "Beautiful" "Sunshine" "Gorgeous" "Treasure" "Sparkle" "Adore", "pearl" ,"Serenity" "Gem" "my wife", "Butterfly" "Cuddlebug" "Precious", "Moonbeam", "Wonder" "Beloved"

These are some of the nicknames that I was able to pick up on. I also see that they won't be a particular nickname for you because we will call you by every nickname they can imagine. I am getting really romantic energy from your future spouse. They seem to be deeply in love with you. I also see that your relationship with them is going to be really stable and there won't be any room for second guessing and misunderstanding.

Pile 2

"goofball" , "mine" , "my tornado" , "ocean" , "Thunderstorm" , "Ride or die" , "the love of my life" , "daymaker" , "cuddlemaster" , "baby momma" , "sugar" , "luvbug" , "Not fast but always furious" , "my chatterbox" , "my destiny" , "Dinosour" , "Pikachu" , "Yoda" , "nugget", "mommy shark" , "Aphrodite" , "sleeping beauty" , "Elsa" ( because you may have cold hands?)

I see that the majority of you guys may be short? Or you'll be much shorter than them. I also see that your relationship maybe a bit more chaotic but in a funny way. I'm talking about the pranks and fun times you guys will have with your future spouse. You guys may like to pull each other's leg and be weird together. I'm also getting the message that they may be someone you never thought you would want to date? Like someone really unexpected. They may not be your ideal type but this relationship is really spontaneous and fun.

Pile 3

"Brainiac" , "babe" , "Smarty Pants", "Genius" , "8th Wonder of the world" , "Beauty", "Einsteinette" , "Cookie" , "Princess" "Savvy" , "star" , "Night Owl" , "Cutie patootie" , "Mensa Marvel", "Spark" , "Sweetcheeks" , "Belle", "Sage" , "IQ Angel" , "Bright Eyes" , "Darling" , "Astute Angel" , "Treasure" ,"Soulmate" , "my moon" , "my sanctuary" , "my universe", "loli" , "chiku?" , "bunny"

Your future spouse will respect you a lot and your relationship is really mature. I see them literally worshiping the ground you walk on. They will put you on a pedestal. "Respect" , "maturity" and "understanding" are the words that describe your relationship. I also see that you may already know who this person is going to be because I see that you're really intuitive yourself or you may have a dream or two about them. But whenever you meet them you're going to know that this is your future spouse.

[highking-cardan]

im so glad youre back i was really starting to miss you my pookie wookie schmookie ookie doopie boo boo teddy weddy bear snuggle muffin cutie patootie honey bunny sugar plum cuddle cakes sweetie pie love bug snuggly wuggly fuzzy wuzzy baby wabey cakes pumpkin pie darling dumpling precious angel snookums sweet cheeks huggie bear smooshy wooshy lovey dovey peapod cupcake buttercup dearest doodle cupcake munchkin poppet darling cupcake snuggle bug angel face cuddle bunny

What the fuck

[badasgirlfriend]

hi baby munchkin sweetie pie pookie bear cutie patootie sugar plum fairy girl

hello my pookstar princess honeybun cupcake pretty angel smooshy pie my boba eye baby how are u👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[gothicbabydollz]

My Honey bunch, sugar plum, pumpy-umpy-umpkin sweetie pie, cuppycake, gumdrop, snoogums-boogums, apple of my eye, light of my life, my star, my flame, angel face, baby, Will you do me the honor of being my girlfriend? 🥰

I will happily be your girlfriend my one and only cutie patootie, baby cakes, snookums 🫀

[ellabsprincess]

kate my pretty cutie patootie princess cupcake lovelyy honey be sweetie pie dumpling

zahra my schnookums pumpkin sugar cookie angel princess baby sweetums precious girl <33

[munsons-melody]

I feel like over the seasons;

Mike continuous dickhead (kind of sweetie in season 2)

Eleven giiiirl how you talk so good over small time? Pssst Angela deserved it

Lucas dickhead season one grows into sweetie sweet pie

Dustin cutie patootie becomes dickhead loud and obnoxious in season 3

Will forever and always the sweetest boy in all the land

Nancy caring in season 1 to hood rat hood rat hoochie mama rbf

Johnathan literally what is his purpose?

Steve season 1 RUUUUUDE season 2 on ditzy dumb dumb who just wants to be loved

Hopper- hero with dad-bod season 1-2 season 3-4 uuuugh stop talking!

Joyce uuugh stop talking

Murray pleeeease shut tfup

Max season 2 RUUUUUDE season 3-4 my heart huuuurts 4 her

Eddie does absolutely nothing wrong and is forever and always will be a princess angel baby!!!

👁️👄👁️

i have no idea how to respond to this

[icedtoastt]

My baby. My love. My honey bear. My sweet pea. My angel. My sweetie pie. My dear. My darling. My princess. My sunshine. My sweetheart. My precious. By buttercup. My honey bunch. By cutie. My sugar. By pookie bear. By cutie patootie. My one and only. My beloved.

Chromatic button accordion… save me.. chromatic button accordion save me chromatic button accordion

[dreamcatcherrs]

hey hun<3 i wanted to pop in and ask if you have a headcanon nicknames for the mcyt’s s/o coming up? like i totally can imagine techno calling his s/o “darlin’” in the techno way of no “g” on the end and sam calling his s/o “honey” or any of them calling their s/o “sweetheart” & i know you’d do my ideas justice with your amazing writing<3

+ just yes, anon this is such a cute ask

pet names; mcyt x reader

dream:

baby, doll, mine

mostly uses baby bc it’s the most casual pet name to him

likes using doll whenever he wants something from you

or when he’s feeling cocky and wants to make you flustered

“oh, did I make you blush, doll?”

he usually calls you his when he’s jealous or just feeling some special typa way that day

when cuddle hours are open, he’s all about calling you all kinds of pet names, though

georgenotfound:

HONEY!!, baby (my little baby), cutie

fuck, he loves calling you honey

and definitely makes a pun like “bc you're so sweet😏”

if he’s really in the mood, he’ll practically just shower you with a bunch of random, stupid names

“my wittle baby.”

“you're such a little cutie, y/n.”

kinda cute, not gonna lie

he uses pet names A LOT

even without noticing

sapnap:

babe, cutie pie, sweetie

he calls you pet names very often

like, deadass, every sentence

uses babe more frequently

and mostly only that specific pet name when in front of the bois

where he on the other hand would stick to other pet names in private

especially when he is being a lil softie

cause that’s for your eyes only

badboyhalo:

muffinhead, pumpkin, sweetie

this man LOVES calling you pet names

can literally do all kinds

but I just stuck with these three because I feel like those are his personal favourites

wouldn't mind it if you also gave him pet names🥺

thinks pet names are a cuter alternative to your name and that’s why he likes them so much

technoblade:

DARLIN’!!!, prince/princess, sweetheart

big darlin’ energy right here

quite likes using pet names

they bring more affection to his words

which is great, ‘cause that can be a struggle of his

he’d probably only use pet names on you in private

bc he’s not big on pda

but he is ✨blushy✨ whenever you call him by a pet name

wilbur soot:

love, sweetheart, baby

wilby is all for pet names

wether it’s whispering them to you

yelling them at you (like, if he was proud of you)

or simply just using them in normal conversation

he loves giving you cute little names

and has no shame calling you by a pet name in public

corpse husband:

mine, baby, kitten

waddup baby

need I say more?

I could totally imagine him being all about calling you all sorts of pet names

but these are just his favourites

likes calling you his, just like dream

must be that leo energy…

likes seeing you get all flustered by the names he calls you

skeppy:

baby, sweetie, angel

he uses baby a lot

probably more than your actual name tbh

at times where he really feels the need to show you some love;

he likes using angel

bc in his eyes you are just an actual angel to him

overall really likes using pet names on you

karl jacobs:

honestly, I could see him calling you any pet name

his personal favourite is prince/princess🤭

he can go for any pet name

like, it just sounds good coming from his mouth

calls you shit like cutie patootie and makes it sound good

like, no one gets it

anyways, he’s also a big fan of pet names

fundy:

sweetheart, honey, baby

he’s kinda a shy boi with pet names

but warms up to it eventually bc he finds that even though he gets flustered easily, he likes calling you by a pet name a lot

cuddle hours are where they get used the most

or when you haven’t seen each other for a while

like, literally only a few days

then he can get kinda crazy with the names

quackity:

BABE!!, shorty, sweetie

even if you are taller than him, he will call you short in some way, shape or form

and shorty just does the job

but babe is just what he calls you on a daily basis

at this point it’s become your name

doesn't have a lot of different pet names

but the ones he likes he uses a lot

punz:

babe, baby, sweetie

only really uses baby when he’s whiny or wants something from you

“but babyyy.”

uses babe a lot tho

doesn't use pet names that often

and sometimes even just calls you by your name

but babe is still very famous in his name book

awesamdude:

honey, sweetie, darling

sam wants to call you by a pet name SO OFTEN

like, you have no idea how many times this man just looks at you in complete adoration

of course he’d want to shower you with pet names

like karl, he could definitely use any pet name and it would just work

can be hesitant with using them, but does anyway bc he can't resist

eret:

prince/princess, angel, sweetheart

literally any name that has a special sweetness to it is the kinda name he likes to use

I could definitely see him using pet names when teasing you

or wanting you to get flustered

with a few deep whispers in your ear

he just loves everything about it

tommyinnit:

button, girlfriend/boyfriend, bitch

okay, deadass

he doesn't use pet names a lot

only in very soft moments

but then feels instant regret

he’s a shy boy, let’s admit it

likes being called by a pet name, but would never admit to it

tubbo:

cutie, adorable

at times where he can't hold back his overpowering feelings for you

the names just fall out

he can't stop it, even if he wanted to

usually slips up if you're being clumsy

or if he’s secretly admiring you

but he’s shy about it, too

ranboo:

idiot, babe, sweetheart

calls you idiot a lot that it’s almost a pet name in itself

so it earns a place on the list😌

is a little more open about pet names than tubbo and tommy

but it’s something he has to get used to at first

I feel like he's not really a “babe” guy

but then again he is ???

idk, I could just imagine him saying it a lot

________________________________________

tag list✰

@zayenz @terribletoothbat @0t0n1n @0125cm @yukiuheh @shinee-is-5-forever @regularnoceur @b01nk-b0w@christhebish@nutritious-emo-crackkk@bookishreid@giavanna-707 @reddiesmcdonalds@cosmins@vixxzial@autumnpleaves@paradigmax@meaganjm@shiningsunrises@moralofwalls@username1212131@gxldentaestuff@innitdream @televisionpresent38 @bubblyanis@zurami @highoffhockey @popinjaytaylor@196os@livsbaby@doubts-of-gold@bunlina@retrav @mcyt-is-my-life@aleaisntcreative @my-shitpost-of-writing @my-shitpost-of-writing @clownsdrowning @pissbabywastaken@shiningsunrises @tie-dyed-dumbass @death-by-rats@simpfordraco @bippity-boppity-boopa@neongreendaydreams  @vibin-by-myself@littlepotatos0w0@christhebish @pipp-poppz@btsiguess-kpop@prettysmallfries@hiyoko-kos@kenmxskitten@fudrudy@weepingartanimespy@rhino-zucchini@goldenstarofthunderclan@melonmarz@ubeicecreamisthebest@polaroidinurroom @ady-yoo@isimpforeveryone@edenhollandd@ineedtogetoutofhere@glitter-night @hamilsandersfam@mothheart-witch @wrong-exit@trashcanfullofdork  @hellfirepheonixx @marshmallow-babe@isimpforeveryone @ky50621 @randomcloud@wormie4k@dinonuggies50 @p4rty-t4ttoos@aspenthegremlin@book-of-anarchy @jeyacore @thetattooink@gogywasfound@millavalntyne@junob1ade@venusomega @ubeicecreamisthebest@karida @i-have-paws-love@drvgonraja@eatasslikegrass@creamofweep@venusomega@lunarfedora@rowe-n @wreny24 @vincent-stargogh @floatingplanets​ @vernon-dursley​ @childhoodgrunge​ @fivxss @hexagonclash 

[sluttyminghao]

For the sleepover - idk if you have answered this before or not so in case you haven't...... What pet names would the members of svt give you and what would they want to be called in return - 🦋

i tried to make these as gender neutral as possible!

what they would call you // want they want to be called

seungcheol: baby, sweetheart, love // baby (love this), handsome man

jeonghan: my love, dummy (affectionate) // sexy, baby

joshua: apple of my eye, dumpling, baby // sweetie, darling, baby

junhui: hot lips, love of my life, darling // stud muffin, dream boat, lover boy

soonyoung: angel, doll, baby // baby, sweetie pie, mi amor

wonwoo: darling, pumpkin, sweet pea // my love, my everything, sweetie

jihoon: doesn’t use them often but! baby and my love // loves being called your one and only

seokmin: cutie patootie, queen/king, angel // baby, other half, bub/bubba

mingyu: precious, my everything, love // baby, hottie, sunshine

minghao: beautiful, my love, dearest // baby, beloved, one and only

seungkwan: snookums, doll, angel // stud, pumpkin, my dear

vernon: other half, babe, sweetheart // hunk, baby, prince charming

chan: one and only, angel, sugar // casanova, my love, lover boy

[dadas-lil-babi-boi]

💗🎀 long list of nicknames for regressors + syskids!🎀

(may be some repeats bc i thought of these off the top of my head!)

angel

baby

baby boy

baby girl

bunny

child

cub

cutie

cuteness

darling

doll

dove

dreamy

flower

gumdrop

kitten

lamb

honey

little one

love

little love

lovely

muffin

snuggles

cuddles

wuggles

peach

precious

sweetie

sweetness

prince

princess

princette

pumpkin

pup

puppy / puppi

woofers

sunshine

bumblebee

kiddo

kid

small one

cubby

pubby

cutie pie

cutie patootie

little tot

baby bear

bug

buggy

ducky

duckling

dumpling

button

honeybun

bud

buddy

little pup

little kit

little woof

sweetheart

sweet pea

dolly

babydoll

angel cake

teddy

kitten

fawn

cinnabon

bon bon

little bun

peaches

cupcake

hun

peanut

little bird

birdie

baby bee

love bug

cuddle bug

snuggle bug

jellybean

sprout

little deer

little dolly

little bear

berry

buttercup

nugs

biscut

dearest

smiley

guppie

bubbles

baby boo

handsome

tadpol

froggie

bun

little hop

hops

hoppie

little rawr

little man

softie

bitsy

sunshine

dandelion

beloved

tot

blossom

flower

daisy

dewdrop

bub

bubs

baby bat

batty

bats

munchkin

buggaboo

little hops

tiny

pebble

baby shark

baby bird

little duck

honey bee

love bug

cherry

tinie

snuggly

fairy

star

dollface

tulip

brat (used in a cute + non mean + joking way)

piglet

doggo

kitty

lil pup

dino

[spicytrashthe1st]

Shit I call the Obey Me characters

(Yes I will be updating this when I find new names, feel free to make suggestions)

Lucifer

Luci, Morningstar, Star, Dad (condescending, not kinky), Pridy McPrideface, Chuckles, Babe, Darling, Hun, Sunshine, Dearest, Twinkle Toes, Chuckle nuts,

Mammon

Baby, light of my life, Mam's, Mon, Monnie, Monza, bastard who stole my heart, sweetheart, honeybunches, Baby Boy, Greedy Baby, Mammoney, Babesy, Sweetie honey pie, Apple of my eye pie, Good-Looking, Cutepie, Darlin', Sweetness, Stud-muffin, My Sun, My Moon, Tiger, Pumpkin, Hot Stuff, Hun, Sunshine, Buttercup, Boo, Lover boy, My beloved, Snookums, Partner in crime, the Bonnie to my Clyde, Baby cakes, Baby doll, Darling o’ Mine, Hunny bun, My sweet boy, Schmooooky Pookie Pooo, Tootsie Wootsy, Treasure

Leviathan

Levi, Senpai, Waifu, Leviachan, My love, Cutepie, Snek boy, Hun, Lover boy, My beloved,

Satan

Kitten, Nerd, Darling, Old Sport, Hun, Casanova

Asmodeus

Asmo, Good-Looking, Babe, Darling, Doll, Pumpkin, Lovemeister, Hun, My Little Dove, Baby doll, Pinky

Beelzebub

Beel, Big man, Buddy, Hun, Hunky-dunky, Big boy

Belphegor

Cow-man, Bastard, Stinky, Hun, Poopsie

Diavolo

Dia, Bunny, Sweetie, Honey, Good-Looking, Stud-muffin, Hun, Hunky-dunky, Princess, Cinnabun

Barbatos

Barb, Barbarino, Darling, Stud-muffin, Hun, Buttercup, Cutie patootie

Simeon

Angel, Cutepie, Hun, Cutie patootie

Solomon

Harry Potter man, Hun, Old man, Merlin

Luke

My son, Smol child, Wee-Bean, Masterchef, Champ, My boy, Nugget, Kiddo, Munchkin

[cupcake-cutie]

🎀 sum gender neutral pet names/nicknames for littles 🎀

🍪 angel

🍪 baby

🍪 bear

🍪 bug

🍪 buggy

🍪 button

🍪 bunny

🍪 bee

🍪 bean

🍪 buttercup

🍪 boo

🍪 boo bear

🍪 biscuit

🍪 bubbles

🍪 bitsy

🍪 bitty baby

🍪 bitsy baby

🍪 bambi

🍪 baby bear

🍪 baby

🍪 bubba

🍪 bub

🍪 bubsy

🍪 cub

🍪 cubby

🍪 cutie

🍪 cutiepie

🍪 cutie patootie

🍪 cupcake

🍪 cookie

🍪 chipmunk

🍪 cinnamon bun

🍪 cinnabon

🍪 duck

🍪 darling

🍪 dumpling

🍪 ducky

🍪 duckling

🍪 fluffy

🍪 fluff

🍪 guppy

🍪 honey

🍪 honeypie

🍪 little one

🍪 small one

🍪 tiny one

🍪 pup

🍪 puppy

🍪 kitten

🍪 kitty

🍪 pet

🍪 love

🍪 lovely

🍪 sweetie

🍪 sweetheart

🍪 sweets

🍪 sweetums

🍪 sweetiepie

🍪 kiddo

🍪 kid

🍪 little bear

🍪 pumpkin

🍪 poppet

🍪 muffin

🍪 sugarpie

🍪 precious

🍪 honeybun

🍪 peanut

🍪 guppy

🍪 jellybean (one of my personal favs :3)

🍪 pudding

🍪 sugar

🍪 tiny

🍪 lovebug

🍪 honey bunches

🍪 sugarplum

🍪 pumpkin pie

🍪 hun

🍪 honeybee

🍪 honey muffin

🍪 softie

🍪 strawberry

🍪 hunnie bunnie

🍪 rugrat

🍪 petal

🍪 trinket

🍪 raindrop

[abode-of-hope-and-despair]

Their pet names/nicknames for you

Includes: Kaito, Nagito, Kokichi

I had fun with that one. Enjoy.

Kaito

• He would spent whole evening thinking of a clever nickname for you, just to seem smart

• And show how much he cares about you of course. That too

• It means that your nickname can differ. It really depends on his associations with you, what you remind him of or maybe what your name sounds like. Idk, it can be anything

• He would call you pet names based on space

• My star, my galaxy, my moon, nova, eclipse, satelite and much more

• Satellite, because I imagine he read once that it sounds "sputnik" on russian and it also means "person, with who you share your path". So, partner basically. There's also such a phrase as "sputnik jizni" which translates "partner for life"

• It's cute

• Fight me

• Choosing from more common pet names, he would call you baby sometimes

Nagito

• We all know where this is heading

• For a long time he would always call you his hope. And there's a reason to that

• You know how he sees the ultimates as embodiments of hope? Well, no matter if you're an ultimate or not, if you show you really love him and care for him, it would make you as great in his eyes

• And you probably think it's a good thing. Well, not really

• Nagito has issues (no big news). As I said, he treats ultimates as something great and hopeful. But not as human beings. And he does not believe he can be really loved. So he treats your affection as you being, well, very kind person who took pity on him

• His hope

• Yeah, yikes

• However, further, much further, in your relationships the meaning behind this pet name would change

• From "hopeful being who chose such low trash as me" to "the person who changed me for the better, who loves me and who I love and treasure"

• His hope

• He would also call you his sunshine or his lucky charm

• Sun is awesome. And lucky charm because with you his bad side of luck affects his life minimally

• For a nickname, he'd just use the short version of your name. If your name is already short, then I guess no nickname for you

• From more common pet names, he would call you dear, I think. You are dear to him, ok

Kokichi

• Oh boy, there're so many stuff to cover

• He would call you his right hand, his queen/king/monarch. He would call you a partner, cause it can both mean romantic partner and a partner in crime

• When he's being soft, oh boy. He's gonna go wild with oversweet and sappy pet names. Like sweety pie, honey bun, buttercup, the love of my life, angel, beloved, sweetheart

• Sometimes he would combine multiple pet names in one, creating something awful. And sometimes he would be close to giving you diabetes with his speech. He likes to annoy you and to exaggerate things a bit but just you know, he does it lovingly. And deep inside he means it, when he says you're his "adorable cutie patootie"

• Weird pet names gonna be used as well. For example, crackerjack and sugar face

• He also would have special nickname for you simular to Kaito. It's probably something he started calling you when you weren't a thing yet

• All common pet names would be used at some point

[calcifermovesthecastle]

Jojo Characters And Pet Names

Jonathan: 

-my dearest

-love

Joseph:

-Babe

Jotaro: 

-Bitch

-but like’

- MY Bitch. 

Josuke:

-something disgusting like cutie patootie

-darling

-Boo

Giorno:

-just calls you by your name lol wtf is a pet name

Jolyne: 

-Baby

Johnny: 

-Sweetheart

Caesar: 

-Cara Mia

Kakyoin:

-Honey

-Beautiful

Polnareff: 

-Darling

-angel

-Beeb

Avdol: 

-Sweetest

DIO:

-Snack

-Dear

Koichi: 

-Pumpkin

Okuyasu: 

-Hotness

-Mine

Rohan:

-Sweetness

-babydoll

Bucciarati:

-My dear

-Sunshine

Abbacchio: 

-Babe

-Will prolly call you ugly but in a loving way

Fugo: 

-Just Calls you by your name lol

Narancia: 

- Star/Stella

Mista:

-Cupcake/Muffin/Cherry Pie

- *Points to a piece of food* Is this u?

-dsjdsjdsjdsjds

Trish: 

-Baby

Doppio:

-Darling

-baby

-sweetheart

-”You have a name?”

Hermes: 

- Shortens your name or flubs it on purpose

Foo Fighters:

- BABE 

-in all caps

-just like that

Weather Report: 

-Sweetheart

-Doll

Anasui: 

-Precious

-Gorgeous

-Darling

Gyro: 

-Doll

Diego:

-Dove

Hot Pants: 

-Sweetie

[momma-ivie]

Over Protective Scenes

Little sneezes a little or coughs

"Is my poor wittle baby okay? Do you have a cold sweetie? Momma/Daddy will need you to bundle up nice and warmly! Later we can cuddle and snuggle so chu can be all warmed up"

Little trips or stumbles a bit

"Oh my gosh, sweetie are you okay? Please please be careful. Does my sweet little one have a boo boo? Let Mommy/Daddy take a look? Hm no boo boo but let's put a cute bandage just incase and shower it with kisses"

Little sniffles and rubs eyes

"Awwee come to Daddy/Momma. What's wrong? Sweepy? Diapy change? Turn that frown upside down and give Daddy/Momma a pretty smile hm? Ah that's more like it precious one, here two kisses, one of each eyes! Oh and one for the tip of your nose! Mwah!"

Little pouts softly

"Little one, you know it pains momma/daddy to see you all pouty. Did something happen? Trip? Fall? How about a cookie and juice in your sippy cup to bring that wonderful smile I adore back to your face. As long as Momma/Daddy get a smile from your patootie"

Little moves around in their sleep

"Is my little baby have a bad dream? Come here, Momma/Daddy will protect you from all the scary monsters! Let's cuddle together and I'll read you a bed time story while you drink a nice cup of hot cocoa? Don't worry, Momma/Daddy got you my little angel"

Little gets a paper cut

"Oh gosh, is that blood? Someone call the baby medic! Momma/Daddy should calm down? Nono my baby is hurt. Let me see that cut and kiss the boo boo away. Ah we have to clean it and put a bandage on it! Make way, injured baby coming through. Don't worry, Momma/Daddy will handle it"

Little drops something

"Awe were you trying to be a big one and get Momma/Daddy a glass of water like how we get you a sippy of juice? Don't worry sweetie, plus that was super duper dangerous! That could have broken and you could have seriously injured yourself. Promise Momma/Daddy that you don't try that again okay? My precious wittle silly wubbly butt"

Little misplacing paci

"Missing paci? Make way for Detective Momma/Daddy. We will get to the bottom of the missing item asap! The law is no baby left behind with no paci! Don't worry bugaboo, I'll find it and in the meantime chu can use this cute teether I bought for my cutie pie"