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You think so little of me

Can't believe fucking dain is having a baby before me.

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I haven’t gotten alcohol poisoning yet so he’s going to be fine

Can't believe fucking dain is having a baby before me.

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hi so I’m the one who asked about the jurdan name thing

I meant like you and jude

not just you

Daddy

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how often do you check this

Check what

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How big is it? Is Jude happy with it?

The bed is very big we are both very happy

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DID YOU REALLY LOVE NICASIA AND DID YOU ALWAYS LIKE JUDE

Pass

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O_o

🤨

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I’m not going to eat his liver ew

Can't believe fucking dain is having a baby before me.

[highking-cardan]

Ouch Heather you should be more worried about Jude who I believe put him in a headlock when he was like 8

Can't believe fucking dain is having a baby before me.

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Sad aw

Can't believe fucking dain is having a baby before me.

[highking-cardan]

Aw

Can't believe fucking dain is having a baby before me.

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Yes

Who'd have thought your 'mother' would get a secret admirer? Who is insane enough to want her?

That person needs to be locked up

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Oak how could you I thought we had something

Can't believe fucking dain is having a baby before me.

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Omg guys the rat learned how to play music

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

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Cardan what's your secret to serving so much cunt??

No idea. I can’t give you advice because you’ll never be like me

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Should I make Jude and Cardan fanart?

Yes

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im reading how the king of elfhame learned to hate bedtime stories for the first time and on page 139 you say Taryn of all people and I just wanna thank you for that because that was iconic and funny and literally perfect

I happen to be iconic and funny and literally perfect