#MOM PICK ME UP I'M SCARED
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oh yeah we still have 7 more episodes ahead
#mom pick me up I'm scared#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#wwdits spoilers#wwdits season 5#wwdits season 5 spoilers#wwdits s5#wwdits s5 spoilers#brought to you by ms paint#can't wait and all but what can and will happen is still lingering in the back of my head
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THEY TURNED MY WIFE TO STONE, Y'ALL. THEY GOT HER THEY CAUGHT HER. IMMA BURN THEM TO THE GROUND.
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pov: you're about to listen to john make various noises of pain for 22 minutes straight
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I was gonna make a post about how I'm crying cause Neil said that the name Muriel means 'smells like God' and can you just imagine if Crowley hugs Muriel and the crown of their head smells like God and it brings back all the memories of when God loved them like when you find an old sweater of your Moms and it smells like her perfume and he just loses it but THEN
I looked it up and...
say sike right fucking now.
#good omens#good omens 2#good omens meta#muriel good omens#girl WHAT#i'm sure#i'm so sure this isn't a hot take someone else looked this up right???#please someone hold me my baby my baaaby#whAT DOES THIS MEAN#MOM PICK ME UP I'M SCARED#BUT ALSO IF MURIEL ENDS UP BEING A BADASS WARRIOR I WILL BE EVEN MORE OF A MURIEL STAN THAN I ALREADY AM#WTF
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yall Help
I checked out house of leaves from the library. I waited like two months before I could pick it up. and now I only have two weeks to read it. as I already have two other books checked out
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hab gerade die absolute enttäuschung bekommen, dass in deutschland die afd auf dem zweiten platz ist. das tut mir so leid, dass rechte parteien so weit vorne sind - nur wieso haben wir sie auf österreich gleich auf dem ersten platz? bildungssystem bitte in beiden ländern verbessern, wer schlau ist hat heute nicht blau oder sonst eine rechte scheiße gewählt
#eu wahl 2024#eu politics#eu 2024#eu wahl#katastrophe#hilfe#ich will nicht mehr#mom pick me up i'm scared
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whose idea was reacting to pinofs during gamingmas. give me a name boys. which of you is responsible.
#get out of my house and stop pointing and laughing at me#mom pick me up i'm scared#dan and phil#dnp#c.text
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NOT THE OMINOUS INTRO MUSIC
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Too early for this shit
I said muscle mommy and my friend decided "ok i'll now explain the entire omega verse to you"
#i want the time before i knew this back#guys get pregnant??#IM SO CONFUSED#WHATTTTTT?!?!?!?#WHY????#less than halfway though the day and i already wanna go home#trash talks#mom pick me up i'm scared
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Ummm...the Paula and Stef thing is a joke, right? Like, they're just trolling us. Right??
#mom pick me up I'm scared#this wasn't on my 2023 bingo card#paula my queen what is happening here#paula badosa#stefanos tsitsipas#tennis
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*walks into tumblr like I haven't been practically dead for most of the year* soooooooo that season 6 trailer
WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK AND I'M GOING TO BE INSUFFERABLE ABOUT IT (ramble about random shit I see in it)
IDFUBEODWIPEHFOFBEWIHPDJO OMFG GUILLERMO'S NEW HOME IS THE POTTING SHED LMFAOOOOO (you can tell by the like glass wall thing behind laszlo)
jerry the vampire shows up a lot here so you know he's only going to be in 1 episode lol
ok but like what tf are they hiding that the feel the need to hide it behind jerry???
NADJA AND GUILLERMO ARE GOING TO BE COWORKERS NADJA AND GUILLERMO ARE GOING TO BE COWORKERS NADJA AND GUILLERMO ARE GOING TO BE COWORKERS NADJA AND GUILLERMO ARE GOING TO BE COWORKERS NADJA AND GUILLERMO ARE GOING TO BE COWORKERS NADJA AND GUILLERMO ARE GOING TO BE COWORKERS- (ok I know we already knew that BUT STILL AAAAAAASDFGREERFBFFEBVBFE)
nadja in her work outfit SLAYSSSSS
this still hurts to see
hELLO THIS SET?????? STUNNINGGGG
also the body in the tank is giving rocky horror
YAY we'll see a bit more colin and laszlo pairing up!!!
thank you wwdits god for giving us not only more shirtless nandor but also NANDOR LETTING OUT MORE OF HIS WARRIOR SIDE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"you have turned this home into jack the rippers recycle bin" MY BROTH IN CRUST HE IS JACK THE RIPPER
wtf is happening here????
janitor nandor???? (why is he still hot that outfit is practically a potato sack)
also that- that's his- that's his- that's his bo- *gets shot*
nixon nandor was NOT on my season 6 bingo card
ok I went from being excited for the new hypnosis then a bit disappointed that it wasn't much and only really touched upon for an episode BUT NOW THAT I KNOW IT'S GONNA BE USED FOR SHIT LIKE THIS I'M HYPED AGAIN THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY
why was my 1st thought after seeing this is that scene in season 3 where guillermo is trying to talk into nandor's ear? like it's kinda giving who has the real power here energy (save me gaslight gatekeep girlboss guillermo save me)
WAIT DID NANDOR GET FIRED??? LMFAOOOOO DID GUILLERMO CAUSED THAT?
overall as I said WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK
can't wait to find out how this season wrecks me :]
#sorry I've been kinda dead I've been in a kinda mental funk as of recent#but I feel a bit better now#AND JUST IN TIME OMFGGGG#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#wwdits spoilers#wwdits season 6#wwdits season 6 spoilers#wwdits s6#wwdits s6 spoilers#guillermo de la cruz#nandor the relentless#laszlo cravensworth#nadja of antipaxos#colin robinson#word garbage™#mom pick me up I'm scared
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HELP
this shit is WILD. like why is it fr crazy over there and why they got accounts just taking up any @ i've ever used PLS
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but
YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!
STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!
YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!
THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!
#Mom can you pick me up I'm scared#That siren song is playing again#But wouldn't it be neat to dye spin weave sew knit crochet tat#OMG save me#Hobbies#Textile Arts#Crochet#Knitting#Weaving#Spinning yarn#Cross Stitch#Quilting#Never has Grandma Iris' voice been so loud in my head#(Miss you forever Grandma Iris)
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Sort of???? No??? I've been watching a lot of C-drama and figured I should do the Untamed since it's like required viewing... I'm 2/3 done... I might have started the novel too...
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The Unhinged or whatever that chinese bl show was called
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i'm on a roll with replies today but the fact that my drafts are still at 12 is so daunting
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coming down from this weird positivity high i've had all day...maybe nosediving out of it would be more apropos lmao
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