#MEGA SAVE

[dwarf-vader-of-middle-earth]

Just in case y'all didn't know, I would literally die for my son, Patron. <3

[dwarf-vader-of-middle-earth]

I AM SENDING—

Gods help me I will never live this down.

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

[dwarf-vader-of-middle-earth]

I've said it before, but the funniest thing that ever happened to me was when I watched the original Interview With the Vampire, and I'd only just come out as gay like a few months before this. The movie IMMEDIATELY gave me gay vibes, so I posted on my Facebook account that I'd watched it and loved how gay it was.

My aunt LOST IT on me and would NOT stop trying to put me down, saying the series is not gay at all and there are no gay undertones, and that there's zero gayness to it whatsoever.

And then AMC came out with the gayest fucking adaptation of IWTV in history. Hands down. Outright gay romance, intimacy, Lestat and Armand admitting love and hate and love and hate, and the show just being unapologetically gay.

I have not spoken to this aunt since the show came out. I'm half tempted to bring it up as a side remark if I see her again and remember. It's all gay. It's always BEEN gay.

[dwarf-vader-of-middle-earth]

Though I've no idea if this is the case, I swear the Norns themselves aligned our fates so we'd meet, my baby boy, my son, my Patron.

Every day with you is a treasure. Every moment by your side is a gift. Every hug you demand from me is a most precious memory of absolute joy.

You're my little Baldur. My sun. My light. All the hope I could ever need. If things are bad, you're right here in my arms, forcing them to improve or else you'll keep hugging me until they do.

Patron, I love you. I know I say it always.

But I love you.

Here's to endless more years with you, and I promise you can count on me, your weirdass dad, to stick by you the whole way. <3

[dwarf-vader-of-middle-earth]

I had a rough morning that began with a dysphoric panic attack due to my aunt constantly misgendering and deadnaming me, and allergies so terrible that I am now on high dose steroids for a month, followed by motion sickness coupled with a migraine, all in the span of 2 hours.

But the fact that Easter is at the house of a cat rescue lady makes it 1000000000x better.

This cat alone made me hug him for over 30 minutes nonstop, and refused to let go literally. He forced himself into my lap, onto my shoulder, and kept readjusting himself so I could hug him and he kept snuggling into my face and ears if I didn't give him enough attention even though I literally did not stop petting him.

His name is Cody.

This is 1 of 2 foster kittens, Bambam. The sibling is Pebbles.

There are a total of 7 resident cats, and the 2 foster kittens, for a total of 9 kitties. I am in heaven. This is literally the therapy I have been needing for so long you've no idea!!

[dwarf-vader-of-middle-earth]

Ok so the thing about being Italian is, from the time you're a child, your parents and grandparents constantly tell you that cooking someone a good Italian meal is the way to win their heart and get married.

Tonight I actually proved that right.

I met a guy on a dating app who said he's a cat dad. Looks handsome af, so we matched and started talking.

The guy LOVES pasta and pizza. I told him I learned from my mother how to make pasta and pasta sauce from scratch, seeing that my Italian grandparents and great grandparents and so on have taught the sauce recipe to every generation for over 100 years now. I mentioned that I use natural ingredients for the pasta which I get from local farmers, and told him I just love to fuckin cook Italian food.

Well uhhh... I might just be on the path to a relationship now. The dude says I seem awesome.

Thank you, my Italian ancestors lol! Y'all have your first gay descendant who will do his best to be a good house husband someday, cooking the pasta and garlic crust pizza and all the polenta and chicken parmesean!

[the-barefoot-hatter]

Party Billiam AU Origins!

there's so many bill-goes-back-before-things-went-bad-but-knows-everything fics, but what IF it was Ford-with-future-knowledge?

But Ford isn't a god, what can he do to stop Bill? Can't kill him, can't trap him, can't risk him running off to someone else for portal building. The only thing he can really do is- seduce the seducer first! Nudge him away from evil plots with sweaty nervous dates! He is definitely emotional-ready for this!

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

As per usual, it’s DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms

ANYWAYS

A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. It’s very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costume—listen, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothes—and his slightly I’ll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.

The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kid’s clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kid’s mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.

“Did you manage to show him your costume?” the hero asks.

“Yeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.”

Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, but… it sounded like…

The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. “Momma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesn’t get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!”

The kid’s mom just smiles. “We could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet he’d like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.”

The kid wrinkles his nose. “Like Vernie with the pizza bagels?”

“Like your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpa’s garden…”

The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didn’t ask anything further.

Not that the hero didn’t want to. But they’d learn something very serious.

One—there was a small town hero they’d never heard of. Two—that hero was apparently a teen. Third—most pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.

This… might require some phone calls.

[fluoritegalaxy]

YOU CAN CHANGE THE INSTRUMENTS!!!

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

[dwarf-vader-of-middle-earth]

Ok but that's absolutely perfect. Nandor opening up to Guillermo how he never did before, and inviting him into the most vulnerable place ever as the ending? And then it turns out Nandor was actually fucking making the coffin elevator all along and he ans Guillermo go into the unknown and it all ends?

Damn that's poetic. Holy shit. I love this show and it'll always hold a very special place in my heart. Thank you, WWDITS for this wild ride that literally gave me reason to live when I had none. These past few years have been insane for a multitude of reasons, but y'all gave me laughter and smiles the entire fucking way.

I'll never forget this beautiful show.

[random-cockroach]

My brain malfunctioned and I was digging in MTMTE the whole day, forgot to blink, kicked pillow 8 times and was talking with my reflection 6 times

Ended up with 60+ screenshots of nerds being socially awkward/abnormal/straightforward because we use books to talk, not people, silly, cool or sweet, or just facts ahah

[yourlocalabomination]

Target Practice.

(+ Alt version below)

[fluoritegalaxy]

Somebody call the Pulitzer people.

[dwarf-vader-of-middle-earth]

@c-53 @poanist So this happened! Thank you, both of you beautiful human (robot?) beings, for this hilarious coincidence.

[localvillagecryptid]

AU where at some point in canon, it's revealed that the System is, in fact, a person. Not just any person: a Green JJ fangirl. And not just in a "has or had a physical body" way, but like someone who died and BECAME the system or part of it. Like a weird post-death recruitment into the cosmic illuminati. Shen yuan and Shang qinghua have in fact been arguing with a sapient former human who does, in fact, have the option to be less of a dick but is actively choosing to be this way for Plot Reasons (aka shipping content + she gets a raise for each successful story made).

This is revealed when she slips up in some of her messages to them and breaks character a few times. When she tells shen yuan to "just fuck him already, dammit," accompanied by a handful of other swears, shen yuan is horrified to realize he recognizes her writing style. The system used to be another PIDW regular that cucumber did NOT get along with, because unlike his "totally legit and fair" criticism, miss danmei fan complained primarily that the story would be better if binghe (and basically the entire cast) were gay (amongst other things). Shen yuan simply HAD to take up arms against such a RIDICULOUS notion, not knowing that miss green jj had clocked him AND airplane from miles away and had sniffed out the fact that aside from PIDW being meant as a cash grab, airplane was also just a total coward who wasn't brave enough to make it a danmei the way that he'd initially intended. He was originally going to post it on the danmei site, but chickened out and made it straight instead. Hence, we got PIDW. Anyway, she and cucumber had historic arguments in the comments section, though she wasn't as prolific as shen yuan, because unlike him, she was actually employed. Also, because she knew how to work smarter, not harder, and instead was busy making gay fan art and fics of PIDW instead of just whining in the comments all day. In fact, she only ever came back now and then to get updates on the characters to supplement her fan content.

Shen yuan then realizes that the entirety of svsss is Her Fault (it isn't; half of it was a prison of shen yuan's own making), which then brings him to, "wait. Did you CHOOSE to put me here, you demon???" Because yes, he died, but he didn't ask to get isekai'd! As it turns out, she volunteered for the position of svsss system (her god complex simply couldn't resist), but shen yuan dying was just a lucky boon. When she realized he was cucumber, she thought, "well since you love binghe so much, here! GO AHEAD AND MARRY HIM" and here we are.

This leads to several fights in which sy and airplane BOTH look like they're going crazy bc they're talking to air. The "air" is, meanwhile, docking points for public image loss + "being mean to her", and dropping them in situations as punishment. There's an entire week in which shen yuan is getting hit with back-to-back wife plots because he said her old HuaMing Twitter fan art was trash, and that there was no way Hualing or Liu Mingyan were lesbians. Perhaps when they call a truce, she admits that there's a lot more that can be seen behind the scenes, such as affection meters, stats, etc etc that are invisible to sy and sqh.

However, she refuses to be helpful and divulge the information, because "it would compromise integrity/authenticity of players' actions" etc. She laughs every time shen yuan frets that luo binghe hates him, knowing damn well the affection meter has broken past the full bar. She's completely lying every time she tells them that x action will cause them to lose so many points that they'd die (because the point system is up to her, but the stakes being so high helps her own performance rating). The only actions that could do so are A) averting the abyss event, and B) telling people about the system/transmigration. Everything else is up for grabs. In fact, there could even be loopholes to those; but I like to think that since she held such a grudge against shen yuan from their internet beef, she threw all her plans out the window for a fix-it story once she saw his soul on the market.

When binghe is stuck wandering mega hell, system is playing Mario Kart and looking up which universe she wants to work on next.

[fluoritegalaxy]

I'm amazed at how on point this is.