#MEGA SAVE

[dwarf-vader-of-middle-earth]

I've said it before, but the funniest thing that ever happened to me was when I watched the original Interview With the Vampire, and I'd only just come out as gay like a few months before this. The movie IMMEDIATELY gave me gay vibes, so I posted on my Facebook account that I'd watched it and loved how gay it was.

My aunt LOST IT on me and would NOT stop trying to put me down, saying the series is not gay at all and there are no gay undertones, and that there's zero gayness to it whatsoever.

And then AMC came out with the gayest fucking adaptation of IWTV in history. Hands down. Outright gay romance, intimacy, Lestat and Armand admitting love and hate and love and hate, and the show just being unapologetically gay.

I have not spoken to this aunt since the show came out. I'm half tempted to bring it up as a side remark if I see her again and remember. It's all gay. It's always BEEN gay.

[jewish-elphaba]

some extra traits that aren't necessary to be labeled as a milotristanalex but certainly help:

painted nails (usually black polish)

ambiguous sexuality

does a less popular sport (tennis, diving, etc)

knows a lot about a certain topic but not in a hyperfixation way like in a nerd way

teenager

glasses (not cool ones though just normal ones)

[kiingbiing]

https://www.tumblr.com/mighty-ant/687260379507834880/102-drakepad-or-three-gay-caballeros?source=share (the darkwing duck fic)

Bro what the fuck

[dwarf-vader-of-middle-earth]

I AM SENDING—

Gods help me I will never live this down.

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

[dwarf-vader-of-middle-earth]

@c-53 @poanist So this happened! Thank you, both of you beautiful human (robot?) beings, for this hilarious coincidence.

[jewish-elphaba]

. how many save for later tags do you have??

aldhdkfj lemme check

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[dwarf-vader-of-middle-earth]

I made the best joke ever in the wizard memes group, and it looks like others agree!!

[jewish-elphaba]

HI I FORGOR IF I SENT YOU THIS ALEESDY BUT

this made me smile so soo much omg

[dwarf-vader-of-middle-earth]

Blog Superhell

Yeah ok I deserve that one

[dwarf-vader-of-middle-earth]

So uhhh... my son is HUGE in case y'all were wondering. Currently about 20lbs, but overall just GINORMOUS!!! And he's a total baby. Demands I hold him several minutes a day every day, and never wants down when I pick him up. His name, for those who don't know, is Patron (like the tequila).

[jewish-elphaba]

faq

Q: can you explain *insert musical here*?

A: check my #moth explains a musical tag to see if I've already explained it please

Q: can you teach me about [insert anything about musical theater here]

A: I'd be happy to! I'm the resident musical theater mogul <3

Q: how old are you?

A: ask @elizabethvaughns

Q: are you really a moth?

A: ask @slaymi

Q: something something matt walsh something this or that whatever

A: go fuck yourself

[dwarf-vader-of-middle-earth]

So I haven't really mentioned it to anyone directly, but this guy. This MOTHERFUCKER!!! He was my trans awakening. The artists had absolutely ZERO reason to make a badass demonic beefcake dramatically rise up shirtless and buff, spreading his enormous wings while surrounded by fire. Genuinely.

When I was about 4, I first saw this dude. And in that moment, I knew I wanted to be like him. I wanted to be shirtless. I wanted to be badass. I wanted to be HIM!!!

LGBT+ phobes say Disney is turning your kids gay. My dudes it's making us gay AND trans!!

As soon as I saw this man I knew I was a guy myself. And I never stopped. I ran the full mile and yeeted the teet, yoterus the uterus, and someday I'm gonna be a fiery demonic entity that nobody can contain and who young trans guys look at in admiration, knowing they too can be trans men and achieve this level of epic.

[dwarf-vader-of-middle-earth]

Here's a close-up of my son in his crazed glory, for any of your moments of feral tendencies that lead you to destroying the universe in a rampage.

[dwarf-vader-of-middle-earth]

Bestie i was called a woman 3 times last week so I wanted to tell you this for the chance that I may help you, because I am very much a male and have high testosterone so fuck them they absolutely cannot ‘always tell’ 😂💜 so you are also a man my friend

QWWWWWWWWWQ BESTIE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS HOLY FUCK YOU HAVE NO IDEA I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LO-

You're the best and bestiest bestie in the universe!!!! I hope you know this. I am SO sorry you got misgendered, it sucks so SO bad, and I hope those people screw off.

[jewish-elphaba]

a twitter thread that actually killed me

[the-barefoot-hatter]

Party Billiam AU Origins!

there's so many bill-goes-back-before-things-went-bad-but-knows-everything fics, but what IF it was Ford-with-future-knowledge?

But Ford isn't a god, what can he do to stop Bill? Can't kill him, can't trap him, can't risk him running off to someone else for portal building. The only thing he can really do is- seduce the seducer first! Nudge him away from evil plots with sweaty nervous dates! He is definitely emotional-ready for this!