#MC and Mammon kicking ass together

[wordsvomit101]

I will hide this soon but I somewhat got my thoughts together on this chat

Notes: Credit is to @shyanimeboi and their friend, I only got these images from before everything got taken down. And the chat images are only small parts of the full things.

Warning: There will be spoilers for the main story

So Lucifer actually gives some info about how Gehenna is the country where devils are the loudest and laugh the most compared to other countries and how they have the least amount of insomniacs, yet ironically their own king suffers from insomnia the most.

Now, I really like Satan, but I never thought much of him besides that I think he is a hissing cat and a very cool motorcycle guy who likes to spank you and kick his followers and has a very interesting friendship with Mammon (that bromance alone deserve its own analysis). But with the context Lucifer gave us, I can see how self-sacrificial Satan is as a King and how his followers will do the same for him.

Devils in Gehenna can be destructive, as shown in the main story, Leraye's event with Sitri and Paimon, and Lucifer's Selfie Card prologue, but compared to devils in other countries, how they manage through war and their outlooks on it are very fascinating. They're cheerful and very assertive in battle, even running first to danger with enthusiasm:

(Yes Leraye did indeed moan out loud being stabbed through the arm trying to be the shield. Love him but the dude needs someone with a bit of common sense in his life to save his ass from dying for real)

And how easily excitable and easygoing they are with MC and being injured (even explain why with a big smile like dudes are talking about losing both of his legs as if he is commenting about the weather):

I didn't think much of it and took it at face value but now thinking about it further. How can most of them be like this? Being the country where devils are the rowdiest and destructive yet have a community so tight-knit that their violent tendencies never break the strict hierarchy (how they address the nobles and how they respect each other), maintain a very positive attitude despite being the country that is attacked by angels and suffers from angelification the most by far, and easily unified with a common goal. For me, it also took something else other than love to be able to maintain that attitude.

It has been too long since it made me forget why I liked Satan in the first place. In my personal opinion, as the king of wrath, Satan embodies a formidable and unyielding strength. His constant anger can be seen as a source of power, fueling his ability to protect and lead his people with an uncompromising approach. By personifying wrath, Satan takes on the collective anger of people and shoulders their emotions of anger, fear, and insecurity, like how he was when MC got angry, it fuels him further but it might also burden him like a drug. Yet, this allows his followers to weather through the stress of war, and as their leader channels and contains the destructive emotions that might otherwise disrupt their society being one of the reasons.

While Satan is perpetually angry, his followers only exhibit a controlled form of violent temper that is not taken seriously even by Sitri. This difference in emotional intensity is crucial. Satan’s role as the emotional absorber ensures that his citizens’ anger never reaches the destructive levels that could harm the community. Gehenna's devil's violent temper is a recipe for disaster but it is controlled, expressed through minor conflicts, brawls, and property damage, and serves as a controlled release of frustration. This behavior, although disruptive on the surface, is actually a stabilizing force, preventing deeper, more harmful conflicts by allowing for regular, minor (please don't be like them irl and seek professional help if you exhibit the same behaviors, these people are fictional demons so their standards are not the same in reality) venting of emotions.

The outcome of Satan's actions is a society where people are the least insomniac and laugh the most. This sadly contrasts with Satan's own issues, where he becomes the most insomniac devil who cannot close his eyes when asleep and is said by Lucifer to have long been a depressive guy, who is always hard on himself the most and he is the type to be glad that his restless wakefulness helps you have a restful night.

From what I think, Satan's insomnia can be seen as a metaphor for the relentless vigilance and constant anxiety that comes with his responsibility of being his country's leader amidst the biggest war Hell ever experienced and having his country be the one that gets attacked the most. This inner self-sacrifice is a testament to his commitment to his people’s happiness and stability, even at the cost of his own peace. Yet he always shows to be confident and strong, and because in a stressful situation, he always remains level-headed despite how he usually acts (ex: He is the one who stops Sitri and Leraye from attacking Lucifer in the Two-Star event). He is also the one person who is calm and gives out a clear order of what to do and can rally everyone's morale, as well as the immense power and authority to command respect from others and back up his claims.

But more than anything, what devils in Gehenna respect him for the most is how his love for his people speaks louder than words.

In the situation he is in, he can't be weak for any moment even when he secretly wants to. He can't break down because if he falls, what would become of his country, which probably is the question he might ask himself a lot. So he can't let himself be vulnerable even if others know how hurt he is inside.

To make this more relatable, I will be honest, I don't usually connect much with leader characters because I don't understand their struggles. But when I put father being the metaphor for a leader, it becomes a lot easier to see the picture a bit more. Satan is like a father (King) in this, being the pillar of the house (Gehenna), he puts his people's emotions and well-being before himself, he either protects them as best as he can or he will be the one to do the hardest thing and the dirty work that most would not willing to do. And that is another way he shows his love as well.

Personally, not only does he love them but he also respects them as well, he is rough and not gentle about it but he always acknowledges their efforts. (like a dad-)

But it is a mutual thing, as much as Satan loves them, his citizens also share the same feelings. They let Satan draw power from their blood, which indicates a deep level of devotion and willingness to sacrifice. Blood, often seen as a symbol of life and vitality, represents the most personal and significant offering one can give. It is also canon that Satan can only draw power from the blood of people who love him, the obvious being Sitri.

But if that doesn't convince you and you get angry at Satan for treating Sitri like an unwilling personal blood bag then let's look, buddy, this guy is a simp- He eats more food rich with iron so he doing fine.

Gehenna's devils also treat Satan's kicks as special treatment to be fought over suggesting a ritualistic or symbolic form of reverence. This is seen as a badge of honor or a sign of personal attention from their leader. It shows that even seemingly negative actions from Satan are perceived as valuable or desirable. They're masochists, even if harsh, it is still a form of validation or connection.

And whatever horror collection of plushies Satan rips in half that Leraye got going on with this:

With all of this, I can see why Gehenna is the most romantic country, they expressed their love very clearly due to the foundational elements of mutual sacrifice, emotional stability, cultural norms of validation, and a unified community with shared values. The intense emotional bonds and the willingness to endure hardships for the sake of others create an environment where romance can thrive. This setting can foster deep, meaningful relationships that are built on trust, sacrifice, and unwavering devotion, making Gehenna the most romantic in a unique way.

This is more of me yapping about Satan and Gehenna than anything so sorry if you expected it to be Lucifer, this is probably part 1 and part 2 would be the end of this short series.

[alexxncl]

‼️NIGHTBRINGER LESSON 41 SPOILERS‼️

masterlist | all lessons| season 2 | season 3 | lesson 40 | lesson 41.2 | lesson 42.1 | lesson 42.2

WE'RE HOME BITCHES

i missed my boys but i also feel bad for the nb!timeline boys bc they'll never see us again :( i miss them

HSHGDHDGD they're so stupid 😭 and ik they knew it was mammon's handwriting bc there's no way they didn't

:((((( i think i mentioned this in my lesson 40 breakdown but this is literally a physical manifestation of the login screen dialogue:

"my love for you transcends time"

if i was mc i'd be BAWLING y'all don't understand

this bg gives me war flashbacks to lesson 76 🫠 sad times man

PLEASE where did this come from 😭 everyone was all nostalgic and crying and shit and then he comes and pulls this outta his ass

NOT HE CALLED MAMMON A BROKE ASS BITCH (we been knew)

but on another note, how does he know the wallet is light if it's levitating ??? like does he feel the heaviness bc he's making it float or is he just bullshitting to piss mammon off 😭

giggling, kicking my feet, i missed her 🫶🏽 my wife, the loml

yk this would be a great time to have our affinity with her go up 😐 COUGH COUGH 😐 why isnt she dateable yet

isn't he canonically really good at math ??? like aside from just counting money

even tho it definitely comes from his greed

they're always downplaying his good qualities 🫠 hate it here /j

also side note, him getting assigned geography is a SET UP like 😭 we all know this man can't focus for the life of him. at LEAST give him math so he'd have a chance 💀

mc and mammon are ESPECIALLY cooked bc dia and barb decided to be tryhards and join every part of the competition

mc better than me bc i'd fight a bitch if he just up and left me after all the stuff that happened in the other timeline 😭 fym you're in the human world while i'm down here struggling

where did all of his development go ???? the whole season 3 arc where luke, mammon, and mc were on a train (?) together and luke learned to let go of his biases just got erased ig

Y'ALL WHAT IF HE BECOMES A DEMON

or what if it's michael messing with him even though he's fallen ??? the teaser has me paranoid idk

ANYWAYS overall 10/10 comeback lesson (i'm biased and i missed my boys 🫶🏽)

(i feel like the bonus story of the normal lesson needed its own post bc...😭)

[pro-mammonologist]

girl, that mammon head cannon of him rubbing the tip on mc’s clit ��

MAKE IT INTO A FANFICCCC URGSJSNELMD

Okay :)

Impulsive sex with Mammon tends to be needy, messy, and quick. For someone like him, quickies used to be the way to go, just get himself off and his partner and go on with it, but with you?

It’s like all that pent up emotion pours out when his mouth is on yours.

He was already half dressed when you left the shower, occupied by his DDD. You had entered his room and shed your towel to get dressed but you could feel Mammon’s eyes on you… and then you heard his phone click and his bed shuffle behind you.

“Mc.”

“Yeah?” You whipped your head around and saw him on the edge of the bed.

“Don’t bother gettin’ any clothes on.” He patted his thigh. “Unless you don’t wanna.”

You sighed and looked toward his crotch, the bulge of gym shorts getting larger. You stuck out your lower lip in a fake protest. “I just showered.”

“Like I said—“ He attempted to speak but you beat him to it. You shuffled over and planted yourself down on his lap and ran your fingers through his hair.

“Man, you’re so aggravating.” He blushed and held your face, pulling you to his lips. It didn’t take long for Mammon to start moving your hips so you were grinding against him.

You wanted to tease him for being needy but he was too occupied with trying to practically swallow your mouth. You could feel how hard he was getting, prompting you to pull his shorts down. He let you lift up so he could shed them, leaving the two of you to be ass naked.

You gasped for breath and giggled. “Commando?”

“Usually I sleep naked anyways.” He nipped at your neck and started palming at his cock. “Touch yourself, Mc.” He bit at your lip and looked to your face for approval. Intrigued by his idea, you slowly traced circles around your clit. “I love it when you go slow, Mc, it’s like yer tryna tease me.”

You looked at the smirk on his face, instantly feeling a throb in your pussy, memories of that look flying through your mind. Mammon looked down again to watch your fingers move while picking up his own pace. Mammon could feel himself throbbing along with you, his need to cum overwhelming.

He didn’t know what it was that made him a needy mess today. Maybe it was the buildup of all the stress from exams and Lucifer and everyone making him need release? Or maybe how you’ve spent almost every night with him in his own bed and have yet to fuck in it since sleeping with him in his room. Or maybe it’s just how you so shamelessly stripped in front of him fresh out of the bath as though you’ve been married for years.

Regardless, he was already close and it brought him shame almost, but he’s not the kind to stop when he’s started. “Mc, you’ve got me so turned on, it’s like I haven’t cum in weeks.”

“Mm. You’re already close?” You felt dazed, the idea of him cumming in less than 5 minutes just from you rubbing your clit a little made you feel powerful. “How many rou—“

“I’ll keep goin til you’re satisfied.” He read your mind. “Im gonna cum.” He furrowed his brows together and let out a choked breath. “All over your pretty pussy.”

“Give it to me, Mammon, cum on my clit.” The thought of your cum covered fingers and clit made his stamina kick in tenfold. You used your fingers to part your lips, giving him a better sight and more to cum on.

“Fuck, Mc!” He angled himself downward, ropes of cum coating his cock, fingers, and your pussy. You twitched at the warmth dripping down, feeling your cheeks heat from the sight.

Mammon pumped himself slower, letting out raspy sighs and whimpers. You could see more hunger in his eyes, the way his eyes stayed fixated on your lower half, watching how his cum slowly dripped down. He looked to your upper lips prompting you to lean forward and kiss him.

His kiss was still so desperate, so breathless. You went back in for another, sucking at his bottom lip. Mammon was so sensitive that your actions made him whine, ready for more.

“Mammon, I need you to make me cum.” You pulled away from him, watching his tongue sweep across his lips.

“Don’t worry.” He pressed his tip against your clit and kissed you once more. “I wanna make you lose it.”

He started rubbing himself against your clit even tho his body was spasming and too sensitive. Mammon whined and let out choked gasps, clenching his eyes shut and then rolling them back.

You were enthralled with his body, with him. You started to grind back against him, adding more friction. “Mammon!”

He threw his head back. “Mc, oh my fucking—fuck!” He let you grind against him, guiding your hand to press him against you. You let him lean back on his hands and set the pace for him and you. “Mm, don’t be too mean, please.”

You moved your hips up and down, pressing him against you just a bit harder after hearing him. “Thought you liked mean?” You chuckled at him, watching his face go red.

“Mc…” his mouth went agape and his thighs twitched under you.

“Can’t talk huh?” You moved faster, chasing your own orgasm now. You loved the way his cock felt sliding on your cunt, lubed up perfectly with your own arousal and his cum. He concurred, fixated on how it felt and how desperately he wanted to feel your walls squeeze him in.

“I wanna see you cum so bad.” He pleaded, repositioning so that he could whisper in your ear. “Wanna fuck you till you make us both a mess.” His words sent a shiver through you, reminding you of his ever present need for more. “Wanna make you—hng—make you scream from so much.” He reached up to your head and pulled at your hair, grasping for control as his body still moved through the shockwaves of overstimulation.

“Fuck me til I beg for mercy, please Mammon. I wanna cum so bad.” You spoke some dangerous words, unsure of it was the high talking or something you really wanted. Regardless, it was enough to convince him he had to fuck you too.

“Cum, treasure, cum for me, so I can fuck you nice and good.” His breathing was beginning to calm, sending you a sign he was recovering dangerously fast.

“Yes!” You didn’t care about the danger. “Please Mammon! Fuck!” Your body tensed up and your head threw back. “Mammon, Mammon!” You came for what felt like a century, powerful enough to make you go dumb, not feeling Mammon’s hands grip your waist.

Watching you try to regain your strength, he waited for the perfect moment to flip you around so that your were on your back. You hit the mattress and instinctively spread your legs and put your arms above your head. He pulled you to his hips and eyed your cum coated cunt before pressing his tip at your entrance. You felt a tinge of fear but that only enhanced your want for him.

He could see it too. “I’ll make you feel like you’ve never felt.” He slid in slowly, savoring how you twitched around him.

“Oh god…”

“Mmhmm.” His self-control was impeccable at this moment, feeling how you were still so tight from the shockwaves of cumming so hard. “You sure you can take it?”

“I wanna.” You responded without a second thought. “Fuck me until I can’t handle you anymore.”

He didn’t waste any time, thrusting into you the way he’s been craving all week. You wrapped your legs around him and cried out. Clenching your eyes together you gripped the sheets above you, pulling at what you could. You reached down to rub your clit again, trying to add to your pleasure, but the shock of the stimulation was so much that your whole body spasmed.

“Ah!” You cried out again.

“Keep touchin’ yourself, Mc.” Mammon demanded softly but desperately. You did as he asked and struggled around him, your body moving wildly from the overstimulation. Mammon watched you hungrily, wishing he could touch your clit too, but he was too busy holding your hips in place.

“Mammon!” You cried out again, repeating his name frantically as if was the only thing you knew. He listened to you cry out his name, loving how praised him.

“Keep sayin’ my name like that and I’m gonna cum.” The sound of your skin slapping together on top of your whines and pleads made him almost ecstatic. He was moaning with you, loving how your pussy pulled him in so perfectly and how you never once took your eyes off him. “Oh, I’m gonna fill you up so fucking good.”

You were chasing another orgasm, pushing yourself as much as you could, knowing Mammon was getting close again as well. You were pleading with him, begging for him to make you cum. “Mammon, I need more please!” You begged like he was denying you, though he fully intended to make you cum as hard as he could.

“Mc, I’m gonna cum again. I’m gonna cum all over your pussy!” His grip on your waist was bound to leave marks, but you didn’t mind. “Mc, beg for my cum.”

“Please, Mammon, cum inside me, please!” You struggled to get the words out, breathlessly begging him.

“Yes! Good fucking human!” He released, filling you to his hearts content. “Mc!” He slowed a little but continued his thrusting. “I don’t wanna stop.” Mammon was a mess now, twitching and shaking, his thighs trembling as he continued to thrust.

“Mammon, you look so fucking hot.” You reached for his head that was now leaning over you, pulling at his hair.

He whined more. “‘M not stoppin’, not till you cum again.” He used all of his strength to increase his pace, but his cries by now we’re loud and uncontrollable. He didn’t care who heard, not in this moment. “Fuck! Mc! It’s too fucking much!” He didn’t stop.

“Mammon I’m so close.” You pulled at his hair harder, his eyes rolling back.

“Cum for me! Please! I need you to cum!” Mammon was so beautiful and desperate, so overwhelmed. “I wanna feel you, make me feel more.” Even then, he wanted more.

“Mammon!”

“That’s right, cum Mc!”

“Mammon, I’m cumming!”

“Fuck! Good Mc, that’s so—FUCK!”

You cried louder than you ever have before, almost screaming as you came. Mammon’s body lost its strength and he nearly collapsed on top of you. His scream outdid yours, your name filling the walls surrounding you. You pushed his chest, unable to form the words “I’m done”, luckily he was pushed far enough as well.

“Mc, I can’t take anymore.” He breathed, closing his eyes as he used his arms to prop himself up.

“Me neither.” You helped him slide out of you, moving so he had more leverage. His cum followed his cock as it left your pussy, dripping onto his bed. “Sorry.”

“I don’t care, it’s okay.” He laid beside you, legs still tangled in yours. The two of you laid there, breathing heavily and seeing stars. “You okay?”

You turned your head toward him. “Yessir.” You put your forehead to his. “Are you?”

“Mmhmm.” He closed his eyes and reached for your cheek. “You always fuck me to sleep.”

You smiled. “We need to stop asking for things we know we can’t handle.” You turned to your side and reached for the towel you tossed into the floor earlier to wipe yourself.

Mammon shuffled his blankets back so the two of you could bury yourselves under them. “We? No, that was you.”

You got under the covers with him and kissed his forehead. “You said you’d fuck me til you dropped.”

“Well, I dropped!” He protested and kissed your lips. “Stop accusin’ me and let me hold you.”

“I’d never object to that.” You nuzzled into him and he wrapped his arms around you making you tangle your legs with his. “Never.”

“Better not. You’re stuck with me now.” With one last giggle, the two of you closed your eyes and drifted off to sleep.

[mageofseven]

The Boys Reacting to MC Calling Themself Luke's Mama

Ok so despite the feminine term, I see this for MCs of any gender being this sweet, loving mama bear to Lukey baby 🥰

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Lucifer:

"MC, the Celestial realm won't actually let you adopt him."

Pursed his lips as both MC and their new son stares daggers at him.

sighs Nevermind...

Doesn't think the conversation is worth the mental energy anymore.

Though is still worried that his love will feel even more heartbroken when Luke is sent back to the Celestial realm.

Mammon:

Actually finds it adorable that MC sees the kid in this way

Not that he'd ever admit it though.

Actively pretends he doesn't care about it at all

But in truth, his heart gets all warm when he sees his Human interact with the small boy

And is actually kinda jealous of the tenderness from their parent-child relationship.

Leviathan:

Bro is so jealous.

Levi often complains about it and calls it "weird".

Made the mistake of calling it that in front of Luke one day

And the small boy actually kicked him for hurting his Mama's feelings!

This man almost summoned Lotan on this boy's ass

But luckily didn't because Lucifer was there

So instead Levi just went to his room and pouted about the attention his Henry was giving the angel.

Satan:

Finds it mildly strange, but really has no issue with it.

He knows his Kitten is a really loving person with a soft spot for kids

And ultimately is happy that the small boy brings them so much comfort.

Does worry about how they'll handle it when the young angel is sent back to the Celestial realm

But decides that it's better left for another time.

Right now, the boy makes his Kitten happy and that's what matters.

Asmodeus:

Find their relationship super cute!

And tries to get Luke to call him 'Papa'

Which doesn't work in the slightest and just makes the angel boy annoyed.

He's still happy for his Dolly though and likes that the child is so good to them.

Beelzebub:

Oh boy, does this man want kids

Like right now.

Their relationship really makes his baby fever worse

But he's still really happy for his Muffin and Luke.

Does wish Luke would also call him 'Papa', but does not want to make the child uncomfortable.

Enjoys spending time with the two and watching the human be all motherly to the angel

And often imagines them being that way to a child they make together.

MC, maybe you should make Lukey a sibling? Like, as soon as possible lol

Belphegor:

Is honestly very annoyed by it.

Like, no you freaking chihuahua, they are not gonna bake or play a game with you

We are napping.

Sadly gets into some arguments with MC over this

Because dude, you did not just speak to their son that way.

Luke may be the child in this scenario, but Belphie is definitely the brat.

This stubborn man has learned to apologize after these situations because MC is just as stubborn, if not more than him

And literally won't even look at him till he apologizes.

To make matters worse, it's not them he has to apologize to

It's Luke

And by the devil, this man hates apologizing to that little gremlin.

Diavolo:

Finds their relationship so adorable and tells them that every day!

Honestly, it makes Luke blush more than it makes his Queen.

The angelic child doesn't mind this though

And honestly wishes he could call Diavolo 'Papa' too

Something that Diavolo also wishes from the small angel

But boy would that have a lot of heavy political implications that would set people off, both in his realm and in the Celestial realm.

Sorry boys 😅

Still, MC's incredible love and care towards the child is beautiful to the prince, who starts showing Luke the same from himself.

Another man whose baby fever gets sparked up, but unlike Beel, is somewhat nervous to bring up the topic to MC.

After all, any children that come from him would be tethered to the Royal Family and the Devildom as a whole, which is a lot of pressure

Something he worries about putting on his love and their potential child.

So for now, he just enjoys spending with MC and Luke

And dreams of having a child of MC and his own.

Barbatos:

Barb has always been one to like kids, so to see his partner has such a strong love for this angelic child really warms his heart.

Barb already cares about Luke a lot at this point and is very grateful for his stay in the Devildom.

Luke is his little baking buddy and it would be a lie to say he hasn't grown found of him.

However, this butler is also realistic; he knows the child will eventually be whisked back up to the Celestial realm

And he and MC may not see him again.

Has this conversation with his love, but only once.

Doesn't want to hurt the human, but wants to make sure they know how this will eventually end.

Overall, loves their cute little parent-child relationship

And makes the butler think...what if--

But no. It would be much better if he and MC do not have children.

With his job, it wouldn't be fair for the child to not get the attention they deserve because he is constantly working.

That and his...'gift'; he would never want to risk his child inheriting it

And the pain that comes along with it.

Solomon:

Finds it really cute how attached his little minx has gotten to the angel.

Honestly, Soli already sees Luke as a little brother to him so he can see why the fellow human is so attached to the child.

Doesn't see himself as Luke's father because the sorcerer really has trouble imagining himself as parent

But has no issue in his little minx seeing themself as Luke's 'mama' instead of their sibling.

MC and Luke are happy and that's what matters to the man.

Unlike the others, Solomon isn't worried about Luke getting whisked away to the Celestial realm.

This sorcerer was one of the few non angels to have more or less full access to the angel homeland

One of the perks of being a former servant to their Father.

Soli was so sure that even if Luke had to go back up to his realm that he could get some strings pulled to get MC brought up to visit him.

So no worries from this man; he lets his little minx love their new 'son' as much as they want to.

These two will never be separated for long; not if he has a say in it.

Simeon:

Honestly, this man is conflicted about their relationship.

Simeon loves little Luke and loves being his guardian

So he loves seeing how well the child and his secret partner get along.

This man also feels guilty that he can never give MC the child from him that they really want since it was a general belief that angels cannot procreate.

The human so desperately wanted a child and Luke enjoyed getting to see what it was like to have a 'mama'.

The two were happy and he loved that for them.

However, at some point, Michael will ask him to send Luke home

And the boyfriend will have no choice but to take the sweet boy away from his new 'mama'

And the idea pained him severely.

He never wanted to hurt his Feather or young Luke

But someday...he just might be forced to

And the thought killed him inside.

[kittievampire]

Hello! Found your page recently and kicked myself to send in due to mammon and beel brainrot .-.

Anon because the filth req makes me shy lmao

Some ideas for ya (f!mc)

- 69 with Beel, but he's gagged with cloth, poor baby can only use his hands and whatever bit of tongue he can get out

- Exhibitionism and teasing from Mams (Cockwarming at the casino? Fingering on The Fall dance floor? These sound like bad porn titles oops)

- Beel wants a subtle spread leg MC dessert under the table at dinnertime (big hungry demon can't stay quiet and the other brothers def notice)

Also - folks HC that Mams would be too posessive to share MC but imo he'd prioritize MC's pleasure above anything soOoo..

- Sub mammon tied up and only getting kisses/ hj from MC while Beel hits it from the back

- DP with greedyboi and hungryboi (who prefers pussy/ ass? Writer's choice!)

- Beel gets a meal *cough pussy*, while Mams gets a beej

- Overstim feat. both of them, greed and gluttony means orgasms til they're satisfied. Get wrecked mc.

I feel both of them have a praise kink? Both giving and receiving. But this might just be me wanting to give the good boys a treat

*This turned into a long brain dump sorry lol feel free to take or leave any prompts :') My brain is now free and I pass the rot to you

Hoooollllyyyyy

Damn

I just

Damn

Yes

YES

Lemme see what I have in my bag, my dear~

Click here if you wanna request!

Warnings: Smut, Switch!Fem!MC x Switch!Beelzebub x Switch!Mammon, Dacryphilia, Bondage, Overstim, Oral (f. receiving), Gagging, Concealed!Public Sex

Enjoy, you horny fucks.

"How you holding up, Beel?"

You gently stroked his large, hard cock with your small, soft hand, placing little kitten licks against the tip that was drooling with precum. His length was coated in your saliva as a result of you happily gagging and drooling all over it when it was in your mouth, as well as the stimulation you were getting from the Avatar of Gluttony's fingers.

You were so cruel.

When he tried to muffle a response through the red cloth that you'd shoved into his mouth, you couldn't help but giggle. You didn't even need to look at him, you could just tell that he was obscenely drooling at the sight of your cunt. You moaned, not only at the feeling of his thumb circling your clit while his fingers thrusted knuckles-deep into you, but also at the thought of how he looked right now.

Were his eyes blown out?

Did he look ready to pounce?

How was he still keeping himself together?

"D-Don't worry, baby, just a little while longer, I promise." You'd said that many times over, and yet, you still haven't given him the privilege of ravaging your pussy like the starving glutton he was. You felt him inch close to your opening and pressed your tongue and lips against his cock, sloppily kissing and drooling all over it once more. "The m-more you struggle, the more time it will take for you to taste me, Beel," You cooed, pushing yourself down against his fingers, earning a lewd squelch sound and for some of your juices to land on his face.

He groaned, and you could hear a low rumble in his stomach.

"Almost done, Beel, promise."

To be quite honest, talking to his opponents, playing poker, and trying to keep you quiet was a lot of work. You were planted on his lap, cock pushed past your folds and the tip snuggled against your cervix.

"Royal Flush, baby! Looks like ya better cough up!" Mammon exclaimed with a snarky grin on his face, bouncing his leg, which caused you to move up and down on his cock. You blushed, biting down on your bottom lip to hold back your noises.

Thankfully, his opponents were too drunk to notice your reaction to his movements. "G'dammit. Double or nothin'!" One of the demons said, to which Mammon threw his head back and cackled.

You almost let out a whine, knowing that one more game means more time that you'd have to sit there and warm his cock, nothing else. Mammon leaned forward, lips close to your ear so he could whisper ever so quietly, "Ya heard that, Treasure?" He gripped your thighs tightly, making sure you wouldn't move. "One more game, yeah? You can last for a while longer, can't ya?"

You shuddered.

Your pussy was aching to be thoroughly fucked, and at this point, you wouldn't care if he bent you over the table. But you didn't want to disobey him.

Your walls clenched around his cock and he grunted. He pecked your cheek. "Good girl," He cooed before turning back to face his opponents.

Beel completely caught you off-guard.

You honestly didn't expect him to grab your thighs from under the table and push them apart, nor did you expect for him to be under the table in the first place. You looked down, eyes wide in shock as he pulled down your panties. He looked up at you and smiled sweetly before attaching his lips to your cunt.

It was all happening way too fast, and you were at the table having dinner! With his brothers, no less!

You nearly choked as you felt him drag his tongue lazily over your folds, a shudder running down your spine as a dark blush formed on your face. You clenched your teeth to suppress a gasp, covering your mouth as your eyes darted over toward the brothers.

Thankfully, Mammon was causing a bit of a ruckus at the dinner table, so none of their eyes were on you at the moment.

Beel's grip on your thighs only tightened as you squirmed, shoving his tongue into your cunt, groaning softly as he got a taste of your walls. You muffled a whimper into your hand as you closed your eyes, his thumb rubbing circles over your clit to further stimulate you. He wanted the sweetness of your release, and he wanted it as soon as possible. The lewd slurping against your cunt, as well as your soft whimpers, only made it through your fuzzy head when you looked up to see six pairs of eyes staring you down.

I'm gonna go ahead and make the three-ways in a seperate part. I'll link it once it's posted, but I hope you liked it, anon!

Masterlist

[fickleminder]

Three's A Party

Team Partyyyyy enjoys a little holiday celebration in the attic.

This is my gift to @xcyberbuniix for the @obeymeholidayexchange event! Happy holidays and have a great year ahead :)

"Exams are over…"

"Lucifer is out of the house…"

"It's time to PAR-TEH!"

Three party poppers went off at the same time, showering the floor in glitter and confetti. Mammon gave a loud whoop and threw his hands up, nearly dislodging the little sheep perched on his shoulder.

"Whoa, watch it Mammon!"

"Sorry MC!"

Asmo tutted and plucked MC from his older brother's grasp. "Mammon, you really should be more careful with dear MC!"

"I said I was sorry!" Mammon pouted.

"Don't worry about it!" MC fiddled with a party hat, struggling to strap it onto their head without getting it caught by their horns. Darn these tiny hooves. "It's the start of the holidays; we should be celebrating and having fun!"

"Seconded~" Asmo reached over to smooth down their fur and help them put the hat on. "Though I still think we should have gone to The Fall. They just introduced exclusive year end cocktails to their menu!"

"The last time you two brought me there, you ditched me to go dancing and some other demon spilled their drinks all over me," MC huffed. "Besides, it's been a while since the three of us got to hang out together, so I thought we could just keep it small in the house tonight."

"Of course! Who wouldn't want to spend time with The Great Mammon?" The second born grinned as he grabbed a pile of snacks from the nearby table. "C'mon, let's have some grub and get this party started!"

Belphie would have raised a stink if he'd known the three of them brought food and drinks into the attic, but they were in the clear so long as they cleaned up before he got back. Beel had taken him out for a walk in the snow (though MC suspected Beel probably ended up giving his twin a piggyback ride or something), which was also how they even had food to sneak into the attic to begin with. Two birds with one stone, as the saying went.

"Ooh, these poison berries are to die for!" Asmo dabbed his mouth with a napkin after each handful and checked his compact mirror for stains.

Next to him, Mammon was crunching loudly on some spicy newt chips. "Why'd you gotta be so healthy all the time, Asmo? Live a little!"

"I dunno, I think they taste pretty good together!" Like the menace they were, MC arranged a few berries on an extra large chip before shoving the entire thing into their mouth. "Mm, yummy!"

"…Humans are so weird."

"You can say that again."

"Hey! You haven't tasted weird until you've had eggnog…"

The conversation quickly shifted to the bizarre stuff — by demon standards, at least — that often popped up during holidays in the human world.

"I'm telling ya, it's technically the corpse of a tree. You chop 'em down specifically to decorate and then display them in your house."

"…I guess!"

"Oh don't go frowning like that MC, you'll get wrinkles!"

Mammon snickered. "Man, if we had one of those in the House of Lamentation, I can totally picture Levi putting all his stupid dolls on it!"

"Do you think Satan would hang cat treats or just cat-related merch?" MC wondered out loud.

"Both, darling, definitely both." Asmo shook his head in mock exasperation. "And then he'll lug the entire tree outside after the holidays are over and use it as an oversized cat lure in the garden or something."

"Well if he's gonna play stupid games like that…"

"Lucifer's gonna kick his ass?"

"Bingo!"

The three of them laughed at the mental image. The other brothers were incorrigible, but that was what made their family so unique.

"Speaking of games, what's a party without some? I vote for Seven Minutes in Hell~" Asmo proposed, raising his cup.

"Don't you mean Heaven?" MC tilted their head in confusion.

The fifth born licked his lips and fixed them with a sultry gaze. "Did I stutter?"

Mammon immediately jumped in-between them and scooped MC off the floor, keeping them far away from Asmo's clutches. "Oi, oi! None of that, ya hear?"

"Don't be such a spoilsport, Mammon! I'll make sure you get your turn too~"

"What if the two of you end up in the closet together?" MC snarked, not exactly pleased to have been hoisted up so suddenly. Just because they were small and fluffy didn't mean they could be carried around like a stuffed toy!

Mammon and Asmo shuddered at the thought and exchanged horrified glances.

"…Yeah, no, maybe we should play something else."

"Agreed."

But Spin the Bottle and Truth or Dare weren't as fun with only three participants, and Never Have I Ever wasn't getting anyone drunk fast enough.

"This is harder than I thought… Any more ideas, MC?" Mammon scratched his head.

"During the parties I attended back in the human world, we would usually have food and drinks and then sit around to chat and generally just chill." MC paused for a while before sighing loudly. "Damn, I'm getting old."

Asmo perked up at a thought. "How about some Devil Kart? We can borrow Levi's console to set up here; I'm sure he won't mind!"

Mammon fist pumped the air. "Aw yeah, that's a great idea! He should be out queuing for some nerdy stuff in town. I can get us into his room, no problem!"

"But he doesn't like it when you take his stuff without asking—" MC tried to protest, the only voice of reason among the three.

"I'm sure Mammon won't pilfer anything else to sell. Isn't that right, Mammon?" Asmo asked with a dangerous glint in his eyes.

"Uh, of course! You know me, haha… Demon's honor!"

"Then there's no problem!" Asmo's smile returned as he hopped to his feet. "Now let's go before I die of boredom!"

Outnumbered, MC rolled their eyes before toddling after them. "Don't come crying to me if Simeon puts coal in both your stockings again this year."

"Wait, what?!"

[koolades-world]

hello! I've been binging your work recently, and I've really been enjoying it! (also if your requests aren't actually open please just ignore this, and I'm really sorry 🙇‍♀️)

I was wondering if you could do the Brothers with an Aroace MC?

Aroace means aromantic/asexual incase you didn't know and the individual meanings of those are:

aromantic: little to no romantic attraction

asexual: little to no sexual attraction

I was also wondering if this could be fluffy and platonic? if this isn't the stuff you normally write then, again, I'm really sorry😭

I hope you have a good day/night!

hi! of course :)

i think i have done either an aromantic or an asexual mc, but not an aroace!

enjoy <3

Aroace Mc

Lucifer

i am a firm believer in dadcifer!!!!

he will hang your work on the fridge when you do well, will be at every sports meet, and he tucks you into bed every night

he has a special smile reserved for you (and mammon) when he's proud of you

honestly even if you're a little gremlin, he's happy to have you in his life because you changed him for the better

Mammon

he brings you on his adventures to find shiny little trinkets because it's mammon

one of his favorite ways to do so is to dig through public fountains, which is high risk, er, low reward haha

but it's fun so it's worth it? to mammon it is

afterwards though, he always gets you ice cream as a thank you :)

Levi

of course he introduced you to all of his favorite aroace characters

he knows how amazing it is to find a character that's just like you, even if they're far and few between

if you ever need comfort for any reason, his room is always open for you, no password needed

he's got a blanket and all of your favorite animes and video games ready to go just for you

Satan

as long as you're up for it, you can expect regular trips to his stomping grounds

ie the library, the local bookstores, cafes, and of course, cat cafes for special occasions

of course, he only supports places that are lgbtq+ friendly <3

he also keeps a special section of books in his room for you of aroace authors and books with aroace characters

Asmo

will make sure he has all the nail polish for the aroace pride flag so he can paint them for you!

if you're not into nail polish, he'll find other cute ways to support you and help you show your pride, such as through other accessories

he's a frequenter at pride parades, so you're welcome to come if you want <3

lots of girls nights together where you eat tasty snacks, wear facemasks and chat about that day

Beel

he will kick someone ass for you if they're bothering you!

he's very protective of his family, and to him, you are

after he's done with them, they'll never even think about bothering you again

also gives you the best hugs!!

Belphie

he loves having lazy mornings with you!

tickle fights with him!! he could win every time but he lets you win when he's feeling nice haha

he gives amazing cuddles and he doesn't even know it

if you're not into cuddles, that's alright, he's got a pile of pillows and blankets with your name on it that he picked out just for you

[solomams]

24. Graveyard

Notes: Prompt list by @obeymetournaments !! Mammon and Solomon visiting their favorite spot together. Mammon/Solomon/Paula (my mc). Angst. Past death. Enjoy?

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Mammon huffed, walking side by side with Solomon along the path. As they veered off it, and came up on a familiar patch of grass, he began to relax. When had he become so tense anyway? Maybe the second they stepped through the entrance gate.

The two of them made themselves comfortable, laying down before turning onto their sides to face each other. Mammon’s fingers idly plucked at some blades of grass, twisting them around his fingers.

Solomon reached for his hand, always making the first move. Mammon ignored the way his cheeks went hot, a stark contrast to the sorcerer's cold skin.

“Why are your hands always so cold, damn it?”

”That just means you’ll have to warm them up for me. You don’t mind, now do you?”

”Tch. And you say I’m the needy one here. Startin’ to think that’s a lie.”

“Oh? I suppose I can let go of your hand if-“

”I DIDN'T SAY LET GO. Don’t ya dare…”

Mammon gripped Solomon’s hand tight, practically crushing it within his own. Yet Solomon only smiled at him, a quiet laugh making it past his lips. He stroked his thumb across Mammon’s knuckles.

”As you command, darling,”

”That’s more like it,” Mammon scoffed, loosening his hold to something more gentle. Bringing his other hand up, he toyed with the gold band on Solomon’s ring finger.

“My love…” Mammon murmured under his breath, reciting the engraving on Solomon's band. Two beats of silence.

“…transcends time,” Solomon finished off, saying out loud the words that were engraved on Mammon's band.

The two of them laid there in comfortable silence, content to hold hands. It was their routine by now. But the two of them had been so busy, it had been a month since they last visited.

”Do you think she’s having fun?” Solomon was the one to break the silence today.

“I hope so. She better be, or I’ll kick her ass when I see her again.”

Solomon’s smile wavered, but he nodded, squeezing Mammon’s hand gently.

“Maybe she’s finally getting some rest,” Mammon grunted quietly, thumping his foot against the grass.

“I don’t believe she even knows the definition of the word rest. She’s as bad as Lucifer, I’d say.” Solomon chuckled.

”Like you’re any better. I woke up to you trying to read in bed with some dumb ball of light last night.”

”Ah, yes…. I already apologized for that. I hadn’t believed it would end up being that bright…”

They fell back into easy silence. Usually they would have brought along a game, or food for a picnic, but today they were content to simply enjoy themselves. How had it been two years already since they began coming here?

Solomon noticed the way Mammon’s gaze would linger on their matching gold bands, occasionally darting towards the grass.

“….Is it wrong that it’s getting easier?”

”No. I…. Feel the same.”

”I miss her like crazy. I do! But now…. Now I can smile more when I think of her. Instead of being angry about it…”

”I believe she’d want that for us. I’m not sure if I’m there yet,” Solomon forced out a laugh. “I regret not-“

”Oi,” Mammon let go of Solomon’s hand and pinched his cheek before cupping it. “She wouldn’t have wanted you to keep… To keep having regrets. You can’t go back and change it-“

Solomon glanced to the side. Mammon narrowed his eyes.

“Like I was sayin’… Don’t stay stuck on what you can’t change. You know the shit she listens to. All about- About not changing things. Even when you know the ending.”

Solomon hummed, pressing into Mammon’s palm. Sliding his hand up until he covered the demon’s hand with his own.

”You have a point sometimes.”

”All the time, jerk.”

”Darling.”

”Tch…Chowderhead.”

”You’ll never let that one go, will you?”

”The same way we’ll never let go of Paula. Deal with it.”

“Alright. Just for you, my love.”

Another while passed as they laid there, reminiscing. Mammon finally sat up when he felt ready. Solomon sat up as well, giving him a curious look.

”Sol, did you remember the flowers?”

Solomon nodded, snapping his fingers as a bouquet appeared in his lap in the next moment. Blue roses. Paula’s favorite.

”We’re going to be late for our reservation, huh?”

”Yeah. And Paula wouldn’t want that I’m sure. She'd probably get mad at us if we were.”

Solomon got to his feet, joints cracking in protest in a way that had Mammon snickering. Still, Solomon only rolled his eyes fondly and helped Mammon to his feet.

The two of them set the bouquet down together in it’s designated holder. They each kissed the tips of their fingers, before pressing them against smooth stone with the tenderness only a lover would know.

Mammon and Solomon laced their hands together, casting one last glance at the tombstone and it’s engravings, before heading off to their reservation for their anniversary. Where a third setting would be set, but never filled.

Here lies Paula.

Beloved friend, sorcerer, and fiancee.

In our hearts, memories, and dreams of the future.

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Hi guys. I made myself sad. LMAO. Tell me what you think and if you noticed anything 🫵 because there's two things I included in here that I'm wondering if anyone picked up on.

Also, I wanted to draw this idea instead, but the day I had was unimaginable. And I want to do my idea justice. So hopefully I'll get to it later. Okay goodnight !!

[nanawritesit]

Obey Me! Shall We Date? Masterlist:

💗 = extra fluffy stuff

🌧️ = angsty stuff

🍓 = silly goofy mood stuff

🔞 = NSFW/ 18+/ Minors Do Not Interact

✨ = nana’s favorites :)

Demon Brothers:

A lower demon kidnaps you and you summon them to come save you 💗🌧️✨

When you confess your love for them 💗

The moment they realize they’re in love with you 💗✨

When they accidentally walk in on you changing 🍓🔞

You get jealous of one of their fans and pull them away protectively 💗🍓✨

When you wake up from a nightmare 💗✨

Mammon: He finds a picture of him in your wallet 💗

Beelzebub: Making breakfast together 💗✨

Dateables:

A lower demon kidnaps you and you summon them to come save you 💗🌧️✨

A demon tries to harass you but you kick their ass 💗🍓

Dating a fem!MC who has a kid 💗

When they accidentally walk in on you changing 🔞✨

All Characters:

Types of Couples You’d Be 💗

“Sugar Rush:” Nana’s Valentine’s Day Special! 💗✨

[merakiui]

Omg!! I'm so late! work kept me busy 😭 but I wanted to reply to your last message! regarding hetalia and such!

Going back to the hetalia fandom it's like coming home after a while <33 and Personally my favourite female characters are Seychelles, Liechtenstein, Belgium and Belarus (Belarus is low-key yandere for her brother and Unhinged omg),

Did you have or should I say do have any ships you like ? maybe with England since he is your favourite? I'm much more into rare pairs/ships which means there isn't much content of them 😭 like : England x Seychelles (because their interaction in Gakuen Hetalia was cute and funny ♡) or Iceland x Seychelles (I adore opposite-attract 🥺 💛 Iceland is more reserved while Seychelles is more outgoing and now imagine Seychelles helping Iceland coming out of his shell or Iceland cooling down Seychelles! ♡) lol can you tell I like Seychelles??

Nyo France is a charming lady ❤ I like your taste 🤌Personally I also like Nyo America (I love my tomboy princess) and nyo Italy/Romano such babes, Nyo Finland looks cute but will kick your Ass 💪❤

Also, Pirate England and Pirate Spain are Hot af 👌That's all I want to say haha (or even viking nordics 👀)

And Omg I'm actually currently obsessed with Danganronpa! 😭 In fact my profile picture is sonia nevermind bc she's one of my favourites! Which characters do you like the most?? 👀 are there any moments in the game you liked/saddened you the most ? (like favourite character dying 😭)

As for mystic messenger! did you ever notice how similar looking Saeran/Ray and Rollo look like? maybe it's the eyebags but seriously the first time I saw Rollo in twst I thought "Ray what are you doing in twst?? leave me alone, I'm not into you anymore 😭" but not only the physical Apperance both of their characters are kind of similar? I mean Ray is literally in a cult and Rollo is well you know based of an Disney villian who's religious corrupted sooooo yeah! but Saeran/ray/unknown has such yandere tendencies! and yes that one jumin ending omg! 😭 Yoosung is a cutie 💓 and well jaehee keeps us in the friendzone 💀

And Obey me! Asdfghjklöä! while writing this Obey me nightbringer came out! 🎉 I see you like Mammon 😂 seems like you like Greedy Demon and Octopus 🤌 only difference the Octopus is successful business owner and well..... the demon is constantly broke, so broke in fact the steals from his brothers 💀 I can also totally see Idia and Leviathan (maybe yoosung too??) bounding over videogames or hating the normies together 💀 (and maybe talking about having a certain crush on a certain MC 👀👀) they sure would make great frenemies 😂😂 Also Satan reminds me of APH England 💀💀 maybe its the hair colour?? the colour green?? or maybe the small same similarities personality wise?? but omg I can't unsee it now 💀 And AHEM Jade and barbatos, I don’t think I need to say anything else but yeah they also have the almost same hairstyle!!

Ooooh but can you imagine the Twst Characters as Sins?? Like Riddle = Wrath, Leona = Sloth, Azul = Greed, Jamil = Envy, Vil = lust, Idia = ??? Gluttony??, Malleus = Pride!

Oooh yes Omori is such an interesting and Deep game I would recommend you to play it 🌟

Anyway, take good care of you and drink a lot of water! I've seen that you have lots of unfinished Luna love hotel requests and different ideas/fics you want to write! take your time and don't stress yourself or burn yourself out! writing is suppose to be fun, I hope your not overdoing it 🙏

Take Care 🤟 Anon 🌸

Hello again, 🌸 anon!!! I'm also quite late to respond, but omg you have good taste in female characters! Seychelles was a sweetheart and I liked her character a lot, too!! As for ships, I didn't really have any, but I did enjoy the interactions between Germany and Italy! It's very funny and cute. <3 and aaaaaa nyo!America is also a very nice design!!! Wonderful taste once again hehe. I love her tomboy look!!! >0< and nyo!Italy and nyo!Finland are also both so pretty!!!

Pirate England and pirate Spain..... AAAAAA orz and the viking nordics omg omg!!!! The amount of fanfics I used to read with them... too many to count. I remember there was a time I read too many pirate England fics that I ended up dreaming about him LOL. I think I was a stowaway on his ship, but the entirety of that dream was essentially England and Spain fighting over who got the rights to own me????? ^^;;;; I couldn't begin to explain it if I wanted to.

Sonia!!!! I like her a lot!!!! Additionally, I also like Shuichi, Kokichi, Kaede, and Hagakure! I thought Aoi and Sakura's friendship was very endearing, so Sakura's death crushed me the most in the first game. It's always painful being a Danganronpa fan because your favorite character has the possibility of getting killed and that's the worst feeling. </3

AAAAAAA Mystic Messenger....... every summer, I play it just so I can get more hourglasses to finally unlock Saeran's route. I'm vaguely familiar with what happens, but even so I need to play it. T_T the same goes for Jumin's route. I want that bad ending!!!! OTL I have played Zen's route so many times in the past because he gives the most hourglasses. He's so engraved in my brain hehe. <3 I love him. And Jaehee!!!! When I played her route, I kept thinking, "Why does she keep friend-zoning us? We're so obviously in love." >:( let Jaehee love the player!!! It's what she deserves. <3 aaaa and Yoosung!! He's the cutest. :D

Mammon is my number one!!!! Something about greedy and pathetic men is just so *chef's kiss,* so it makes sense I'd inevitably simp for Mammon and Azul lol. But then Satan and Belphegor are so !!!!!! When the latter was manipulating us and planning to trick us all along when we found him in the attic. :) oooooo he's the worst. I need him. I should play Obey Me again just to see Mammon and Belphegor hehe. I have no idea what is happening in the story now, but I heard there were new characters added and I also saw a few things regarding Nightbringer! Omg but your comments on Jade and Barbatos... I need them to sit down and have tea together to see who can out-babygirl the other. >:) and if memory serves, Barbatos can see into the future or foretell all possible timelines? If that's the case, WOOOOOOO the yandere potential!!!! orz

Also, the twst characters as the seven deadly sins is such a fun thought to entertain. <3 you're giving me so much brain rot... orz

Thank you for your kind words!!! I will make sure to take care of myself and drink water! Please do the same as well! :D though there are many things I want to write, I am pacing myself and focusing on one fic at a time. ^0^

[devildomditzy]

Pacts - Mammon x MC

Part one of ? Read Part two here

No tw so far! I’ll update if this changes

This also contains my personal headcannons of where MC’s pact mark locations are, none of it is cannon <3

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Mammon absolutely hated your pact mark location at first.

Standing with you in the kitchen, absolutely humiliated, forced to his knees just to get his precious goldie back from the hands of Diavolo’s new pet- the one he had to unfortunate luck of having to look after. The confusion he felt once he looked up, wiping the frustrated tears beginning to form in his eyes, when he couldn’t see the pact on you; but he can feel it clear as day. There was no mistaking it, he was now bound to you, whether he liked it or not. “Whatever”, he thought to himself, “s’probably somewhere under their sleeve, or their arm or somethin’ stupid”. It didn’t matter to him, all that mattered to him was the piece of plastic in your grip that was now being passed over to him.

Yes!

“Now, I command you to pay Levi back what you owe him.”

Fuck!

A few days and a few draining shifts at Hell’s Kitchen later to save up enough to pay back his younger brother at the command of the new pain in his ass, it finally occurs to Mammon that he could now feel new sensations, specifically feelings that weren’t his own, and he comes to the conclusion that he has you to thank for this unwanted connection. His heart pulls at your loneliness when you lock yourself away in the guest room, scared of your new home and dejected by those around you. He feels himself become homesick for the human realm, a place he’d never regard as ‘home’ considering the amount of money grubbing witches after his wallet residing there. He feels his heartbeat speed up in tandem with yours every time you’re together. He’s not sure what to make of that one.

It doesn’t take long- a week at most, until he’s knocking on your door with enough force you’d think he’d bowl it down. You open the door with wild eyes, not sure who’d be bothering to visit you at this hour. The familiar race in your chest begins when you lock eyes with him. He can’t keep his own on you for long, finding the silence and the tension unbearable.

“Yo!”

“H-hey Mammon.”

“…”

“…”

“I think I left my charger in here earlier, better check for it.”

“Oh. I can grab it for yo-”

“NO! N-nah, I mean I can come in n get it myself, ‘m not stupid.”

“I..never said you were?”

“J-just lemme in!”

Mammon pushes past you and walks into your room, trying to seem nonchalant as he pick up blankets and shoves them aside, kicking up clothes in pursuit of his charger. He’s not surprised to find it where he strategically left it after your TSL marathon last night. He grabs it with the fingers of one hand, looping his thumbs into his pockets before turning back around to face you.

“Listen…if ya scared of Levi-”

“I’m not..”

“Or any of my brother for that matter…I could…ya know, look out for ya…”

“Aren’t you already supposed to be doing that?”

You cock your eyebrow at him, whether in suspicion or bemusement he’s not too sure. Why was this so hard to get out?

“Very funny. What I’m tryin’ to say is I could stay with ya! To.. ya know… make you less…scared…”

“You want to stay in my room? Like, a sleepover?”

Okay. Now it’s definitely bemusement. He can feel the heat rising up to his cheeks, his shoulders tensing up and back as he prepares for dejection, to be laughed at. What was he doing in the first place? He was just trying to find a way to get these feelings to stop, to stop feeling this weird psychic like connection he now had to your human mood swings. And he figured the best way to do that was to ask to stay with you? Overnight? IN YOUR ROOM? ALONE?!?

With the implications now hitting the second born straight in the face, a flurry of words begin to fly out of his mouth at a rapid pace. He’s clamoring to bring the conversation back to normalcy, throwing in a few insults just to be sure, and doing what he does best: backpedaling! But that stupid face on your face makes it hard to form a coherent reasoning as to why he wouldn’t want to be caught dead hanging out with the human, and that rapid thump, thump, thumping in his chest that he’s sure is somehow your fault is too distraction to overlook, and oh fuck you’re opening your mouth to speak-

“Sure.”

“I mean it’s not like I’d WANT to stay in here with ya! In fact, think of it like a favor- or better yet, a service! I don’t work for fr- wait. Did you say sure?”

“Sure. I could use some company. Honestly I’ve been pretty lonely since I got here.”

The demon finds himself too stunned to speak. It takes a giggle from you to break him out of his trance.

“Yeah. Yeah! I mean, I’m The Great Mammon, who wouldn’t wanna chill with me! Just don’t tell my brothers I was hangin’ around ya!”

“Yeah, I got it. The whole never wanna be caught with the weak, “fragile human” thing.”

You pause and he notices how your face briefly falls before you catch yourself. He not sure what to make of that one. But he knows you feel a little hurt. Because he can feel it too.

“So.. wanna watch a movie?”

One and a half stale comedy movies later and the second born is finding it increasingly hard to keep his eyes open. He knows you feel it too as he glances over at your slumped form. Your eyes may be staring dead ahead at the tv set, but he knows you aren’t absorbing a single word being said. It takes him a few tries to grab your attention.

“Oi…Oi!”

You jump, startled at the voice coming next to you. You slowly rotate towards them, blinking a few times and stifling a yawn.

“You oughta lay down. Ya look like you’re about to pass out.”

“I suppose you’re right. I’m going to change into pajamas. Did you bring any?”

Mammon shakes his head, “Nah, I gotta run back to my room ‘n change. I’ll be right back.”

You give a nod before disappearing into the bathroom. Mammon stretches before standing and making his way out the door. He figures his usual bedtime attire would get him a swift slap to the face, so he opts to go to sleep clothed tonight, it being your room and all.

His usual swagger has become lose and hazy as he walks back into your room, adorned in sweatpants and a hoodie he’d managed to swipe off his floor. He doesn’t bother knocking as he grips the handle, throwing your door open and shutting it behind him and while staring down at his D.D.D.

“So, ya want me to take the couch or w-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?”

His phone clatters to the ground as his eyes grow in shock.

“What! What do you mean?!”, you ask, glancing down at yourself to frantically locate what could possibly pull that kind of reaction out of the second born. The straps of your tank top allowed for much more skin to show than what Mammon was used to seeing from you, but surely that couldn’t be the cause of his concern.

“T-That! Ya didn’t tell me you had a huge tattoo on yer chest!”

Your eyes travel down to the scooped neck line and thin strap that adorned your body. That’s when it dawns on you - he’s never actually seen this before. The mark that you’ve seen everyday since that day in the kitchen. Since you traded Mammon his credit line for his free will.

“Oh that. I..I think that’s yours?”

“MINE!? WHADDYA MEAN MINE?!”

“It kinda showed up after that day in the kitchen. Where we did the kneeling thing in the circle?”

“My pact mark?! O-over top your heart!? Nuh-uh, no way. This can’t be happening.”

It was clear to see Mammon was in full blown panic mode, but as to why would be anyone’s guess.

“Well uh, I don’t remember sitting down to get a big ass tattoo of some kind of…crest? I don’t know, look at it, see for yourself.”

“Q-QUIT PULLIN’ YA SHIRT DOWN!”

Mammon practically runs across the room, shielding his eyes with one hand while grappling with you to leave your shirt alone with the other.

“Hey! I didn’t choose to put it there! Did you?”

“OI! OF COURSE NOT!”

“Stop screaming and tell me if it’s yours!”

Though his mind doesn’t want to, his eyes automatically look downwards towards the exposed area of your chest. There’s no mistaking it. He’d know his mark anywhere, he knows it like the back of his hand. The mark of his greed. The same mark that lay right over your heart. His mark. He takes a sharp breath in. It glows a bright, blinding golden shine. He feels his heart beginning to speed up once more.

Shit.

Mammon bolts out of your room.

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Ever since that occurrence, the second born has made himself as scarce as he possibly could be from your life. It’s not like Mammon could just neglect his duties as your watch dog, Lucifer would have his head if he did, and he fails to see how there’s any coming back from a punishment fit for “failing Lord Diavolo”. A shiver runs down his spine at the thought.

It was simple really, if he didn’t overthink it. Walk the human to and from R.A.D, make sure they’re not gettin’ picked on, NEVER talk about what happened last week and ALWAYS deflect if they brought it up. And Of COURSE you’d bring it up. Stupid humans and their inability to know when to just leave it alone.

It happens the first time he walks you to class after the fact. You didn’t run after him when he ran. Not surprising, he thought. “Musta thought they did somethin’ wrong”, he reflected alone, but then again, you did, didn’t you? You must have done something to make his mark, his crest, his claim fall perfectly atop the left side of your chest.

“Sooooo… are you gonna tell me why you ran away off the other night? If my shoulders were that spooky, I could have put on a t-shirt, you know.”

“I dunno what yer talkin’ about.”

The second born’s steely concentration remains aimed down at his D.D.D, where he currently typed furiously arguing with his brothers in the house’s group chat.

“Okay, so it’s not my shoulders. Was it these bad boys? You know, us humans can be pretty scary”, you grunt, drawing out the last words while flexing what little muscle you had in a teasing manner in an attempt to lighten the mood. Unfortunately for your dignity, Mammon doesn’t even throw a glance your way. “Uh huh, yea”, he mumbles, fingers continuing to fly across his keyboard.

Wanting to know what conversation he found so enthralling, you decide to slip your own D.D.D out of your pocket, clicking on the group chat notifications you’ve been receiving.

Leviathan: Ugh, I can’t believe I have to attend class today in person. I feel like such a normie.

Satan: Good. Maybe you’ll start to leave your room more often and stop being such a shut in.

Leviathan: Hey! If anyones a shut in lately, it’s Mammon! I’ve barely seen him at all this week! Every time I try to talk to him he says “he’s busy” and to “leave him alone”.

Lucifer: Interesting. Mammon, care to explain why you’re so busy?

Mammon: I’m not up to nothin’, I swear! I’m just studyin’ is all.

Asmodeus: Aww, are you too busy playing with your new human that you don’t have time for your own brothers?

Mammon: Shuddup! I’m watchin’ over them and that’s that.

Asmodeus: Don’t play dumb with us, Mammon <3 Levi told us all about what went down in the kitchen.

Mammon: LEVI! I SWEAR TA FATH- I DONT KNOW WHAT I SWEAR TO BUT IM GONNA KILL YA’

Beelzebub: Kitchen….

Mammon: BEEL YER NOT HELPING!

Satan: Did you really expect you could hide a newly form pact from us? The exchange student is absolutely radiating with your power now.

Asmodeus: Aw, I wanna make the human radiate too!

Mammon: I had no choice okay! They practically blackmailed me into it!

Leviathan: You could have said no, if you weren’t such a money grubbing scumbag.

Mammon: Hey! Goldie belongs to ME! I had to get her back no matter the cost.

Lucifer: That also sounds rather interesting. Mammon, care to explain?

Mammon: EEP!

Asmodeus: What I find rather interesting is that pact! I want all the details! Like, what did their face look like when you formed it? Was their mouth open? What sounds did they make? Did they sound like moans? Were they more beautiful than mine?

Mammon: Like I’m tellin’ ya any of that!

Asmodeus: Ooo I know! Where did the pact sigil form? <3

Finding the conversation now centering all around you, you decide to speak for yourself.

MC: On my chest. It sits a bit over my heart.

Mammon’s head shoots up to look at you, expression a mix of terror and shock. It was almost as if he forgot you were also apart of this conversation.

“Wha-WHY’D YA GO AND TELL EM’ THAT!”

“C-cause it’s the truth? Is it supposed to be a secret? They said they already knew?”

“Not about the pact! About the chest thing! About the h-heart thing!”

Suddenly your D.D.Ds notifications both start blaring at the same time, notifications buzzing much faster than they had before.

Asmodeus: Ooo Mammon ~ very bold of you <3

Leviathan: Eww gross… Are you kidding me? You guys met like what, not even three weeks ago?

Satan: I do have to say given the implications, that does seem very sudden.

You decide being the center talk of the HOL’s tabloid was not for you. If Mammon wasn’t going to give you answers, you were going to get them one way or another out of one of these boys.

MC: What ‘implications’?

“That’s it!”

You jump as you hear Mammon speak up next to you, reaching over to yank your D.D.D put of your hands and holding it over your head. You jump up and try to grab it from his grasp, but it’s not use.

“Hey! Give that back!”

“Nun-uh. Ya too distracted and at this rate we’re gonna be late.”

“Since when have you ever cared about being late?”

“Since Lucifer threatened to skin me alive if I don’t deliver ya to school on time. Now c’mon, let’s get goin’.”

Mammon slips his arm out of one strap of his bag and maneuvers it around to his front, unzipping a pocket and dropping your D.D.D inside.

“But, what if I need it for something? Like, an emergency!”

“Ya don’t need it. Ya got me remember. Don’t know how ya could forget with that big ass blemish on yer chest.” Though he mumbles the last part under his breath, it was just enough for you to hear.

“You…you think it’s a blemish?”, you ask, not feigning to hide the disappointment in your voice.

Oh no. Oh fuck. He can feel it again. That rapid beat beat beating of your heart, and the rising sadness beginning to bubble in your stomach.

“That’s not what I meant,” Mammon starts, but before he can finish the words are already leaving your mouth.

“You know, thanks for walking me, but I think I forgot something at HOL. I can find my own way back.”

“MC, wait!”

Now it was your turn to bolt away from him.

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[absolutepokemontrash]

May I request the brothers with an MC who does martial arts and is kind of a menace? Like, they won't start conflict with anyone, just for the sake of violence. But of some jerk/bully demon harassed them enough they'd definitely kick the bully off his feet and throw him. I'm thinking the kind of MC who would try to strike Belphie's throat when he starts doing what he does in ch. 16. (I love your writing BTW. I hope you're having a great day. Remember to hydrate, rest and eat. :D)

(Awww! Thank you! I’ll definitely be sure to consume all my daily requirements! :D)

MC is a Martial Arts Master!

Lucifer

When Lucifer first saw MC flip a demon twice their height, he just about had a stroke then and there. What the hell are they feeding the humans up there??? Steroids and raw eggs???

According to MC, who was happy to explain, it’s just a matter of safely shifting one’s opponent’s weight. Well… at least MC will be somewhat safe down in the Devildom… who would expect a human to be able to do that?

Lucifer goes about his business as usual, but on one particular day, he gets curious.

He asks the human what kinds of fighting styles they’re sufficiently trained in, and they reply with “Judo, Karate, Ju Jitsu, Kung Fu-”

Lucifer’s eyebrows nearly shot upwards off his face. The human was this talented???? Huh… oh well. Impressive, but Lucifer had other matters to attend to-

MC IS NO LONGER ALLOWED TO GIVE LUCIFER’S BROTHERS LESSONS. THE PEACOCK HAS BEEN FLIPPED. I REPEAT, THE ELDERLY PEACOCK HAS BEEN FLIPPED.

Mammon

Honestly, Mammon is really hyped. He loves action movies, and any good action movie has a hero who can kick ass!

Any time the two of them watch an action movie together, Mammon points at the screen and asks “hey can you do that?”

No matter how ridiculous, he’s gonna ask. No Mammon, no normal human can backflip-kick someone while falling from an on-fire train.

Oh well! Not all is lost! Maybe he can set up some kinda underground fight club in order to rake in some extra dough… hmmmm… heh, oi, human, ya interested?

Even if MC says yes, Mammon will be promptly stopped by the brothers with brain cells at their disposal. Tsk… damn. Hey, MC, ya wanna teach your first man some fightin’ moves?

Leviathan

Woah! This is just like in every shonen anime ever! MC’s just going to get stronger and stronger, until eventually they’re able to destroy anyone who dares challenge them!

Levi is going to sit and watch from the sidelines with popcorn and some glow sticks to cheer his favourite human on!

*sigh* his human is so cool…

Now, Levi knows hand to hand combat, but… he’s just better at it in games. He’s more of a strategist. Huh… maybe he can hire MC to train some of his troops! Or maybe… he could teach MC how to use a sword, or a trident!

MC and Levi are battle buds now! Good god Levi, why did you give them a sharp object?

Satan

Now, Satan has spent thousands of years studying all manners of things, including fighting techniques and styles. He might be a bit out of practice, but he’s up for a sparring match-

Aaaaaaaand angry nerd got flipped. Easily… pathetically easily. Wow… is MC free for lessons? He’d like to… find a way to royally embarrass Lucifer.

After training, Satan is always ready to elegantly decompress. And by elegantly decompress, he means flop on the library couch right next to MC and… groan. He’s a little sore.

Once Satan’s body gets used to the constant fighting exercise, he’s the one who starts taking care of MC after training. He starts reading to MC as they relax on their bed together… wholesome stuff like that.

Now, Satan’s a smart guy, whenever MC is off being ridiculous and a menace, he’s nowhere nearby. But he’s got eyes everywhere… he’ll be sure to find out about all of MC’s shennaniganery for inspiration on how to fuck with Lucifer!

Asmodeus

“…hey, Mx. No Name Kid, 🎶 just who might you be? And would you fiiiiiiiight for me~ 🎶?”

Asmo just thinks it would be very romantic if someone fought someone on his behalf… save him from something dangerous, whisk him away to a lone retreat for some-

Okay that’s enough. Anyway, Asmo isn’t one for intense exercise or physical fights. Our sweet Avatar of Lust is more on the side of easily ripping someone to shreds and then moving on, a whole long fight just seems… yucky.

But Asmo is always ready to run MC a bath if some of their shenanigans gets them all messed up. He’s also willing to play nurse if MC wants~

All in all, supportive demon bestie/boyfriend, he’ll cheer MC on and film their ridiculousness!

Beelzebub

We all know Beel is a big dude, but MC has flipped bigger! They can do this!

No they could not. Beel got half-flipped then nearly landed on top of MC. It wasn’t even romantic! MC almost died!

As confused and bewildered as Beel was, he was quick to make sure MC was okay. Would Beel hugs fix this? Probably not considering MC was trying to prevent broken bones.

As different as Beel’s kind of fitness and MC’s kind of fitness is, he is totally down to train with MC.

Listen, when you see Beelzebub weight training the human exchange student, mind ya business, they’re trying to get shredded.

Belphegor

Okay listen, the throat punch and the absolute ASS BEATING that was given to him in the attic before he was finally able to “kill” MC was not very becoming of Belphie… ugh… it was very embarrassing, but in his defence- he uh… was half asleep! Yeah!

Anyway, Belphie doesn’t exactly care too much about MC’s fitness and martial arts training. He’s more concerned with fitness this whole blanket around the two of them while they nap together.

Well, okay, saying he doesn’t care is a bit of a stretch. It is impressive, but Belphie is more amazed by MC’s penchant for causing chaos and turning more of Lucifer’s hair grey.

Call him MC’s lazy new assistant because FUCK YEAH, HE’S GOING TO JUDO FLIP THAT PEACOCK IF IT KILLS HIM.

(It probably will)

[spadecentral]

I've never requested something before, so if this sounds weird feel free to delete it. Can I have a Teen!MC who thinks *insert character* is like a parental figure to them? Thank you!!!

👨‍👦 Parent to the Teen | Obey Me

>> requested: yes, by an anon >> a/n: Hello Anon, and thank you for requesting! Sorry this took a while, school is kicking my ass lol

>> masterlist: pact maker >> summary: Teen!MC who thinks __ is like a parental figure to them >> reader prns: they/them >> warning(s): none

Lucifer:

He probably notices when you go to him all the time for school assignments you do good on

“Lucifer, look how good I did! I’m so cool, aren’t I?”

“Yes, MC. You did wonderful.” He would reach up and pat the top of your head.

Only about the third or fourth time that something would happen would he start to understand.

I mean, he is the eldest brother of seven—well eight if we’re counting Lilith too

He’d confront you about it in a super stiff-but-relaxing way

In other words, in a very Lucifer way

He’d call you down to his office and you thought nothing of it until you saw a soft smile on his lips.

That’s definitely not normal.

“MC, do you perhaps see me as a... father figure?” Kind of has a hard time getting it out, although he knows what the answer is

You explain to him in whatever way best fits your personality, whether it be shyly or really obnoxiously, he’ll still accept you as his not really child child

But don’t think that means he’ll let you relax on your responsibilities!!!

Yeah he might not make you dust the whole house, but sweeping it? Still on the table

Cooking is off the table as something you are strictly prohibited from doing

He can’t have his “child” getting hurt, can he?

Satan kind of despises you and your closeness with Lucifer, and so does Belphie

Lucifer tries his best to keep you on the “good” side, whatever that means

​Mammon:

Literally one of the most oblivious people in the Devildom 

He’s still awesome, just... oblivious asf

Literally he would watch you follow his every movement down to his blinking and he’d just be like: “Copying the Great Mammon, are ya? It’s cause I’m just that cool, ain’t that right!”

You probably had to tell him because it took him so long

“WHAT? You... ya see me as a father figure? I mean, of course you do! I’m the Great Mammon after all!”

He would literally flaunt you to everyone

“Hey! Look at them go! That’s my ​​tiny human right there!”

Would brag about every tiny thing you did

“Look at this B+ they got in history! No, don’t look away Belphie, look right at their paper and don’t tell me it ain’t one of the coolest things.”

All the stuff he stole from you will not be sold anymore, but he’ll keep it hidden in his room somewhere for safekeeping

You know where to find the things anyway

Shopping sprees with Mammon are awesome 💸

​Although by the amount of stuff that he’s so ready to buy, you’re a little concerned that Lucifer is going to hand Mammon by the ankles

And even if he does get hung up, you try your best to either get him down or you tend to him almost the entire time

Leviathan:

Serpent boy notices after a while the amount of things you share with him, but he figured that it’s just part of being best friends with someone

Figures out your dynamic when you two are watching a family-type anime together

You’re just sitting right next to him—well maybe not rightnext to him, but close enough—a bucket of popcorn in hand, smiling while watching the episode

His face immediately flushes a bright red and sort of makes a squeaking noise

When you look over at him his face is buried into his hands

“Levi? What’s wrong?”

“You... oh Diavolo... uh... you?” He made a couple gestures with his hands

“Huh?” Your tone hurt him when it saddened. “I mean, I can go if you—“

“No!”

You were startled because this was a rarer time that Levi actually demanded something

“Allllllright?” You kind of just sat there, waiting for Levi to say something

“Uh... so you... you see me as a... as a um, parental figure?”

HE/THEY LEVI SUPREMACY

“Ah, yeah!” You just kind of said

You broke him

Good going MC

Levi’s face practically exploded

You better go get him an ice pack

Parental Levi is actually quite different towards you from best friend Levi

Makes you go to bed at reasonable times

You can’t watch anime or play video games until you finish your work

But he does allow you to just camp out in his room, and he’ll even make an effort to try and help you with your homework 

Maybe he’ll ask Lucifer if you can do online classes with him

If he sees you doing something with another demon 100% jealous protective Levi mode

He tries to keep you away from demons he thinks are a bad influence—Mammon but kind of Asmo too

​Satan:

​​This is kind of a tough one

I mean yeah, he does act like a mom sometimes 

But he’s like the youngest

And by that I mean he was ‘born’ the last

Like Lucifer, he would understand the situation, but he would probably not know how you see him in such a way

He’s basically the epitome of anger

He’d try to make his library as much of a safe space as possible for you, even though he would never bring up the subject of how you saw him

He’d probably research how to be a good father figure for you

If he searched up the human-realm internet, he’d probably find a whole bunch of milk jokes 

Have to ask you about those

You’d answer in the most ‘how stupid are you?’ tone ever

“Well Satan, it’s like my dad who happened to go out to get milk and never returned. It’s an excuse to leave my life lol.”

“Oh.”

Mans now kind of nervous but oh well

Keep calm and move on 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

​Protective dad too

Almost hovers over you when you’re talking to another demon because he has about 0% trust in them whatsoever

Asmodeus:

Father issues who?

Asmo really loves how you look up to him like that

I mean, who wouldn’t look up to him

But it’s you so it’s special

He’ll take you on loads of shopping trips and see if you can do some photo shoots with him

How cute!

He’ll definitely make sure no one says anything bad about you

Starts to manage your Devilgram account

100% wakes you up like 30 minutes before you’re supposed to to help you get ready for school and stuff

Helps you with boy/girl/people troubles

All in all just a very supportive parental figure who is very concerned for your social image

Beelzebub:

Another oblivious boy

Maybe not as much as Mammon but he still is

He enjoys the company that you bring when you do your homework while he works out

Tracks your nutritional habits and tries to make sure you’re eating the foods that a teenage human should be

He tries extra hard to not eat your food during meals

Beel is honestly one big softie when you get past the initial “can I eat them” bit

He’ll let you sit on his shoulders and command where you two are going

Just a big unintentional bodyguard

No lower level demon’ll be messing with you any day of the year

Belphegor:

How.

I don’t know how you would even see him as a father figure

He doesn’t either

Like he killed you for Diavolo’s sake!

But if you did...

Mans wouldn’t give two fucks

Just as long as you serve your purpose as a good pillow he gives about 0 shits what you do

“Belphie, you know I think of you like a father figure, right?”

“Mmh. I don’t care.” He mumbles as he goes back to sleep

That’s the end of that I guess

Diavolo:

Big man is hyped

Always wanted to be a father, even if it isn’t genetically

He let you sit on the throne once

And wear his crown

He almost made you the ruler of the Devildom for a week but Barbatos stopped him

That would have been for the better since knowing you, you probably would have gotten power hungry and cut off anyone’s heads who bothered you

It doesn’t stop you from being a menace though

You pick fights and then go to Diavolo when you get hit because you know everyone’s scared of him

Basically nicknamed MC the Menace

Don’t ask him for homework help

Just

Don’t

​Barbatos:

BUTLER MAN :D

Nice butler man 🤩

​He’s honestly so cool and one of the best figures you could want as a father one

Whenever Luke comes over to bake with him you’re already there ready to taste whatever masterpiece they’re making that day

Sometimes Barbatos will tell you about things he’s seen

But that’s only for special occasions

After you died he told you about your future in the Devildom and the other timeline you came from

Held you while you cried when you learned that you left the demon brothers in that timeline for good and at least Mammon went into a somewhat depressive state, and how your guardians in the human realm cried when they got a letter about your death

You’re just a material gworl 😩

​Simeon:

Feels blessed

Like truly blessed that you look up to him like that

He now has two children to take care of

Asks Lucifer if you’re allowed to move into Purgatory Hall with him

Bummed out if Lucifer says no

Really happy if Lucifer says yes

Either way you’re still going to have regular sleepovers with Luke

Simeon makes you learn those proper manners from that book though 😭

​The one about what utensils to use at the table and how to sit

Helicopter parent when you’re doing your homework‼‼‼

Solomon:

Magic man!

Magic man is proud

Magic man says: “Now I don’t know where you got the idea that I would be a good father figure, but oh well!”

You and Solomon get into too many shenanigans that I don’t have enough books on my shelf!

Lucifer would try to separate the two of you but somehow you always manage to get back together

Solomon made a charm for both of you that points in the direction of the other

So now you know what direction each other is in at all times

Mammon tried to sell it

You hit him

Wouldn’t have mattered anyway because Solomon cast a spell on it that would only hurt demons 

It’s practically unsellable

When you learned that the charm could open up you put a photo of yourself and Solomon in it, keeping you both together forever

[planettnibiruu]

also idk why but i’ve been thinking A LOT about the brothers being husbands. especially mammon, diavolo, lucifer and beel. like imagining a husband au where they come home to their little housewife!mc everyday and fucks them silly to show their appreciation for all mc does to and for them as their doting homemaker? the way i’d be standing at the door everyday giddy if that was my reward for cooking and cleaning 😩 i need a buff demon husband NEOW

OMG

a/n so I've had this stewing in my dratfs for a while, it's not the best but it's hot either way

the boys who make you something to eat and then eat you 🥴

the first thing you notice about the house when you come home, is that its spotless. The floor is practically gleaming, the shelves are dusted and all the benches are polished. a sigh leaves your tired body. work is a real kick in the ass.

before you can even put you bag down, Lucifer takes it from your hanging it on a hook near the door he then runs his hands underneath your jacket to slide it off hanging it also.

"Hello, my love. I've made you dinner, come."

he gives you a peck and then guides you to the kitchen table. Waiting for you is your favourite meal, made exactly how you like it.

the two of you eat together. the house is the perfect temperature, with a sweet candle burning to amp the atmosphere. once your done eating, Lucifer runs a bath for you while you have some down time. he allows you to relax in it while he does dishes, and only once the kitchen is back to its impeccable state does he join you.

"You're a very pretty girl," he he sighs, he soaks you in, adoring eyes studying every detail, "You're my pretty girl."

He smirks as you blush, enjoying his effect on you. He decides to push it further, staring you in the eyes as he strip's. He pulls his shirt off to reveal his strong chest and abs, and his pants to show his thick thighs.

"I think you have a staring problem my love, no matter, I enjoy your eyes on me." He says lowly as he makes his way to the bath.

He tests the water and then sinks into the bath with you. His hands reach out and pulls your body to mold agaisnt him, back to his chest. He runs little circles over your stomach, asking you about your day and listening intently to your response. After your short conversation there's a lull of comfortable silence, perfect for his little plan.

His hands start at your waist, gripping the flesh firmly as he buries his nose into your neck. You slack further into him as his hands travel slowly across your body. Eventually he moves his thigh to spread you legs, pressing it to your cunt.

a small moan escapes you and you can feel him smile into your neck. he bites down a little. leaving a mark to sedate his more possessive side. his hands glide from thier previous position to the insides of your thighs, gripping the soft flesh in his fingers to see it buldge in the gaps.

"You're doing so well my love," he whispers to you, "let me reward you." he moves to leave a soft kiss on your neck before reaching down to your clit.

he rubs small circles at first, slow and steady to tease. Lucifer wraps an arm around your waist, keeping you pressed to him and stopping your bucking hips. His finger dips down to your entrance, gathering the wet slick and moving them to his mouth. you hear him sucking on them from behind you, and then a hum of happiness.

he returns to your cunt. quickening his movements slightly. "Your so pretty like this," he whispers, voice raspy and heavy in your ear. he bites the lobe slightly and applies more pressure.

"does it feel good? tell me love," he grins in your neck as you stumble out praises and stammers of his name. the arm around your waist moves slightly, now also circling your nipples, pulling harshly on them.

"do you want it Sweetie? want to be my good bitch and cum?" he asks, voice saccerince sweet

"yes!" You squeal, whithring in his arms as he starts to enter you, his fingers curled perfectly.

"Then you better work for it hm? maybe if you're pretty enough I'll help you."

Lucifers grip tightens as you try to grab onto him, "no no Sweetie, move your hips," he moves his free arm to your hip, moving for you to demonstrate.

your hand grips on his arm, legs jutting uncontrollably. He slaps the outside of your hip, "Squirming isn't going to help you," he grips the red flesh of your hips and pulls it against him, "work for it."

[rainiishowers]

May I please ask for a scenario with poly bros reacting to Michael flirting with Mc despite them telling him to stop

A/N: Hehe jealous/dark brothers go brrrrr Evil Morally grey Michael go brr --- Lucifer

It was bad enough Michael had free time to come to the Devildom

When MC was looking off one day and Beel asked what was wrong, he had a feeling it wouldn’t be good

He was right, because they told the brothers that when they go to Purgatory Hall, where Michael stays, that damn angel has been flirting with them

And that made everyone want to slit his throat

Lucifer had a hard enough time getting the brothers to not go do it.

He said he’d meet with him and tell him to stop, which seem to tide the others over for now, except for Satan, who went out to satisfy his bloodlust

A few days later, Lucifer asked Michael to come to the HoL getting MC to go shopping with Mammon and Beel and getting them to come back after he left

He sat across from him with a glare.

“Why the long face, Luci?”

“Don’t call me that.”

“Alright alright, what did you need?”

“It’s regarding MC--”

“That lovely human?”

Lucifer felt his patience stripping away, but he kept it together.

“Yes. I want to make one thing absolutely clear; stop flirting with MC.”

Lucifer leaned forward, looking dead serious.

But all he did was.. laugh?

“I’m just trying to make them comfortable around me before they go to the Celestial Realm”

“One, you are doing the exact opposite and two, they aren’t going to appear in the Celestial Realm, so you can forget that.”

“Why do you say that?”

“You should be well aware, because I know you ask Luke to spy on us, and I know Simeon keeps you informed.”

“They’re going to appear in the Celestial Realm, regardless, Lucifer.”

“Leave, and heed my warning; Stay. Away. From. MC.”

Mammon

Oh no, no no no no no

He had his own issues when it came to Michael, ones he’d rather not remember

It was the end of a student council meeting that the portal for the two angels opened, with Michael in tow.

He became rather protective of MC, growling as he held onto their arm

It started off just as a nice greeting, and he hoped that was that

But.. After Beel asked MC why they looked so off did he get proven wrong.

“That’s it! I’m kicking his ass!”

He went to stand up, but MC pulls on his arm as Lucifer gave him a glare.

“Are you trying to get yourself killed? You would stand no chance against him and you know it.”

“Well we have to do something if Michael is flirting with them!”

“I’ll talk to him, and make sure that he understands how uncomfortable he is making MC.”

He huffs and sat back down as MC smiles at Lucifer and looks back at Mammon

He looks at Satan, who was definitely going to let off some steam

Knowing that he’d be at it for a while, he made a mental note to join him later

Leviathan

He was half occupied with his game console during the end of the student council meeting

He looked up to see a glimpse of the angels and Michael

Wait... Michael?

He panicked internally and ran over to Mammon and MC before the higher angel could

“What is he doing here?!”

“I dunno!”

MC frowns as the two boys looked panicked

“Hello”

He yelps as he heard Michael’s voice from behind and, almost instinctively, hid behind Mammon

The angel wasn’t.. the best when they were younger,or even when the were older so Levi’s usual reaction when faced with him was hide behind the nearest person, which usually was Mammon

He made conversation with MC, which made him angry and, of course, envious

During the following days, it got worse and worse, which was really thinning how patience.

“Hey MC, are you alright?”

Beel asked, one mealtime, to which MC responded with a sigh

“You see Michael has been nagging me to come to Purgatory Hall, normally I’m find with it, but he’s been well..uh..”

They cut themselves off, looking as if they were debating on saying what they were going to say

“Has he been botherin’ ya?” Mammon asked

“Yea.. He’s been flirting with me, even when I told him to stop”

That sent everyone into a frenzy.

While Lucifer is busy calming everyone down, including Levi himself, he wonders if he could make Michael hurl seaweed..

Just having Lucifer saying “I’ll talk to him” doesn’t give him much comfort..

Satan

He hasn’t met Michael, but the ways Lucifer talked about him, he seemed perfect for the Anti-Lucifer League

Or so he thought..

When the angels first arrived something felt very.. off about him

It wasn’t much but he felt wrath inside Michael’s heart, which was weird, since he’s suppose to be an angel

He saw Mammon become more protective of MC and Levi running over

Satan quietly watched as Michael walked over

From the sounds of it, it was a simple greeting, fair enough, he thinks

Until MC tells them that Michael had been flirting with them over the past few days..

He almost sees red, and if it weren’t for Lucifer, he would’ve stormed out to kill him right then and there

Of course, Lucifer saying “I’ll talk to him” didn’t make him less angry

So he went out to satisfy his blood lust..

He came back with Mammon, both having a lot of blood on their clothes...

Asmodeus

Well fuck him

When he was back in the Celestial Realm, he knew how harsh Michael was, as he was mostly put in charge of guarding the twins when he did get upset

He shrunk in on himself, shaking away the memories as he looks over to the conversation him and MC were having

Asmo didn’t like it one bit

When MC told them all that he has been flirting with them, he had a rush of bloodlust and was eager to sink his claws into Michael and rip him apart.

When Lucifer told them he would talk to him, he simply pouts, seeing that Satan was leaving.

It still didn’t sit right with him, not at all..

He was quick to follow Satan, but didn’t do much killing as he didn’t want to get his clothes dirty

Beelzebub

Usually, he’s calm and is very slow to anger

Not in this case however

When he saw Michael approaching, he was quick to tense up

He trusted Mammon to protect MC though

When MC told them he has been flirting with them, he felt a rage bubble inside of him

He growls loudly, almost getting up along with the others

Beel didn’t like it when Lucifer told them to not go slit his throat, but he realizes that there is no way he could compete with Michael, especially in power

He got protective of MC until Michael left

He hopes MC wasn’t hurt when at Purgatory Hall

Belphegor

Oh boy

Words can’t describe this man’s feelings when Michael came through that portal

A dark aura emanated from him as he glares at the angel

How dare he talk to MC, he doesn’t deserve to.

His mind went back to the Celestial War as he walks over and goes to hug MC from behind

He was already salty for not being able to cuddle MC as much, but when MC told them what was wrong, he was nearly in demon form

It took a bit for Belphie to calm down, even after Lucifer told them he’d talk to that disgusting angel

MC was their human, how dare he flirt with them.

[lesbianjunimo]

That time you and your demon boyfriend went viral

hi yes hello obey me fandom!! my name is Gabbi and i have never played a single second of the actual game but i have read enough fanon content for the past year to have this idea swimming around in my head and now i am finally letting this accursed thing out of my brain and putting it in yours

also i’m only doing the brothers because any more than that and i’d have an aneurysm probably. oh and shoutout to @obeythebutler and @beels-burger-babe for inspiring me with their works to feel brave enough to write for this fandom

Lucifer:

You and Lucifer go viral on Asmo’s Devilgram story!

You’re in the kitchen helping Asmo with dinner duty and singing along to one of your playlists of human realm music that you like to show him.

Asmo starts filming your cute little dance while you stir the pot on the stove because you are just adorable!

About ten seconds into him filming, Lucifer appears in the doorway with quite the stern look on his face. You know, the one that comes right before a “MAMMOOOOOON” and strikes fear into the heart of all those with functioning eardrums. That one.

He opens his mouth, presumably to tell y’all to shut the fuck up, but then there’s a lull in the music and the eldest can hear your voice ever so slightly above the song’s vocalist and he freezes.

Man stops in his tracks like someone just smacked him in the face with a midair volleyball.

Asmo can be heard stifling a laugh behind his phone.

Lucifer’s face gets so soft and he almost, almost, loosens his metal-rod-through-the-ass posture before you notice him and give a little wave and ask if you and Asmo were being too loud like the considerate darling you are.

Lucifer clears and his throat and says something like, “No, you aren’t. I was just coming to check on how dinner is coming along,” and leaves, after which Asmo immediately presses the post button.

Screenshots of Lucifer’s heart eyes for you go absolutely viral because every demon on Devilgram goes absolutely feral for seeing the eldest demon brother lose his dignified composure. It becomes a meme template. “Get you someone who looks at you like Lucifer looks at MC” and “me at the delivery demon when he shows up with my spicy bat wings” posts become commonplace. (Asmo thinks the memes are totally worth getting strung up with Mammon for laughing at them.)

Mammon:

Much like Lucifer, you and Mammon end up going viral off Asmo’s Devilgram. (Noticing a pattern here?) 

He pulls a silly prank on your asses and honestly I don’t know how you fell for it. But hey, they say “idiots in love” for a reason, so...

You and Asmo are sitting in the common room of the House of Lamentation just chillin. Well, he’s chillin, you’re on the floor studying for an upcoming exam.

The video starts in the middle of a conversation you and the avatar of lust were having.

“No, Asmo,” you say. “Mammon and I don’t use pet names for each other.” Now that’s just a darn lie, and every demon and crow within ten miles of Mammon and you together knows it.

“Really? I find that very hard to believe, MC.~” 

You sigh in response to Asmo’s teasing. “Okay, he has a lot for me but I’m just not much of a pet name person, y’know?” The rest of the exchange goes like this:

“Oh, I totally get it.” *pause* “Hey MC, what do human world bees make again?”

“Honey.”

Cue a sheepish Mammon sticking his head in the doorway at the bluntness of your tone when you answered Asmo.

“Yeah, babe?” he looks like a puppy left on the side of a highway oh my god hUG HIM-

Asmo turns the camera back to his smug ass face and in the background you can be heard tripping on the damn carpet trying to get up and hug your mans. (”MAMMON GET OVER HERE SO I CAN HUG YOU” “W-WHAT? I THOUGHT YA WERE MAD AT ME?!?!?!?!”)

Leviathan:

Streamer Levi? Streamer Levi.

You guys go viral the first time you make an appearance on one of Levi’s weekly (insert cool Devildom streaming service name here) streams. 

It’s completely unintentional. You had been asking him for weeks to play with him on there, but he’s the avatar of envy after all. He doesn’t like sharing his partner, even if it’s with random strangers who have no real access to you.

However, he has his stream on a Thursday instead of a Friday one week, and you come into his room carrying dinner because 1) You didn’t realize he was streaming and 2) No matter what he was doing, the boy needed to eat. It wasn’t unusual for you to bring him dinner, so you had no idea why he was blushing and stammering even more than usual this time in particular. Boy was speaking in beached whale trying to tell you what was wrong.

Then you notice his screen. Oh! “Hi chat!” You wave, setting Levi’s food down on his desk in front of his keyboard. “M-MC!” He full-on whines, slamming a hand over his mouth afterwards when he remembers his viewers could hear that.

Honestly, they’d meme the fuck out of him if it weren’t for the fact that they are FINALLY SEEING HIS HENRY!!! THE MYSTERIOUS MC!!!

Chat is bombarding you with questions while you make Levi eat dinner. And by make him eat dinner, I mean literally feeding this man forkfuls/spoonfuls while he games because you love how flustered he gets when you do that. 

Does it impact his score? Absolutely. Does he care? Not really when you’re pampering him like that.

You start answering chat’s questions about you while he’s chewing so he can’t tell you to stop LMAO-

You’re a natural on stream. The VOD becomes the most popular on Levi’s account in a matter of hours and soon cute highlights compilations of you and him on that stream start making the rounds on Devildom Twitter.

Satan:

There was buildup to Satan going viral, similar to Levi in a way. 

Satan does have a Devilgram, but it’s basically a white woman’s Instagram with added book reviews for variety. Unless you’re a reader his account is pretty boring: candles, books, fireplaces, and cats.

However, after you two started reading together fairly often he began posting pictures of your legs draped over his while you sat together. They’d always be captioned with vague ass pretentious literary criticism. 

This goes on for months, and he gains a lot of (horny) followers after the leg pics start up. He doesn’t really get why but you both joke that it’s because you have some damn nice legs and I mean neither of you are complaining about the new following.

You two go viral when he finally shows your face, entirely by accident.

The post is a video, which is already strange for him and grabs attention. In it, you’re scoffing and reading an excerpt of a book, mocking its understanding of female anatomy.

“I’m quoting here, Satan: ‘her breasts bouncing around like giant pacmen.’ I’M SORRY?? THAT ISN’T HOW BOOBS WORK SIR. WHY ARE MEN ALLOWED TO WRITE?” 

(fun fact that is a very real quote from a very real book I really read last month pls save me)

Originally the camera is focused on your body, with your head out of frame to protect your privacy, but your righteous anger made Satan laugh. Like, a real laugh. The one that makes you and everyone in earshot wonder if he truly was never an angel cause he sure as hell laughs like one but anyway-

When he threw his head back, his DDD angled up just a tad without him noticing, and your face was in view for like .2 seconds. Screenshots of it are making the rounds on Devilgram almost immediately: FINALLY THE LEGS’ OWNER HAS BEEN FOUND.

Satan apologizes profusely but you honestly find it funny and you two opt to just start taking selfies while reading with both of your faces in them from now on. 

Asmodeus:

I’m gonna be real with you: you and Asmo go viral all the time. Pretty much everything Asmo posts can be considered viral because of his social media following and his status as one of the seven avatars of sin.

However, there are some fairly cute highlights to be pointed out among the times you were both featured in a post that blew up.

Your favorite is probably that time Asmo livestreamed on of you guys’ ‘Nail Nites,’ as you call them.

You’re both on the floor, doing your nails and kicking your feet back and forth while talking to chat. A lot of the questions are about your relationship, and there’s a lot of flirting back and forth between the two of you.

A particular clip of the stream does blow the fuck up on Devilgram, though, when someone screen records it and posts it with a bunch of heart emojis edited over it.

“’What colors do you think best describe each other?’ Ooo, that’s a good one, chat!” Asmo claps his hands together excitedly, making sure to be  careful of his nails.

Pretty much everyone expected you to say pink, but you surprised both your boyfriend and your viewers when, after a pensive few moments, you replied with “Hmm...probably yellow or orange.”

“Can I ask why, darling?” Asmo tilts his head in confusion. I mean, yeah, those colors look good on him, but he doesn’t wear them often so he’s wondering about your thought process. 

“Well, in the human world those colors often represent happiness, optimism, and positivity. You’re always the cheerful presence I need in my life when things get hard, so you have the vibe of those colors.”

Asmo proceeds to burst into tears and hug you, messing up both of your nails and prolonging the stream since you both have to start over. But neither of you particularly care. 

Fun fact: Asmo has the clip that demon made of that portion of the stream saved on his DDD and watches it whenever he feels sad.

Beelzebub:

Beel and you probably go the most viral out of everybody. Like this moment is an entire phenomenon across the Devildom internet. 

It’s a video, or well, multiple videos, taken at the end of a Fangol game that Beel’s team had just won. Everyone is cheering and going crazy, yourself included, and you just really wanted to congratulate your boyfriend.

So, like the rational person you are, you elect to climb up onto the railing of the bleachers and wave to get his attention. 

You were absolutely fine up there, and sat all comfortably motioning Beel over to you. He notices, of course, and jogs over, standing right beneath you and looking up. (Back where you were sitting, Mammon is screeching like a hyena in heat and Belphie, who is laying down, has one eye open to glare at him. The youngest knows Beel would never let you hurt yourself; you’re fine.)

A bunch of assorted demons at the game has started filming while you were sat atop the railing since you were rather noticeable. Therefore, there’s a shit ton of different angles of the adorable events that follow:

You slide off the railing, landing right in Beel’s waiting arms bridal style. You’ve got this brilliant smile on your face as you pull his helmet off. None of the DDDs filming can hear it over the crowd noise, but Beel asks you why you just went through all that trouble and you tell him it’s because you wanted to tell him how proud you are.

Soft boy’s chest puffs up and he smiles this big cheesy smile at you reach up to run a hand through his hair. You feel him practically purr at the contact, and with a laugh you pull him in and plant a big ole smooch on him.

The crowd, at least those of them that can see, scream. Everyone is running high on adrenaline and happy emotions; something that cute causes a ruckus!! When you pull away Beel proceeds to put you on his shoulders and you celebrate with him and the rest of his team.

The videos of you two being adorable go completely viral and there are some threads dedicated to stockpiling every single angle taken of the event. Beel is completely oblivious to the attention but you have a lot of them saved on your DDD.

Belphegor:

If you think Belphegor has any sort of social media presence whatsoever then you are sorely mistaken. (Well okay he actually does run some anonymous troll accounts to meme on Lucifer’s posts but that’s neither here nor there-)

Therefore, naturally, you two go viral off of Asmo’s Devilgram. 

Okay so someone in the obey me tag the other say headcanoned that Belphie will go out of his way to nap in ridiculous places and my brain really took that and RAN WITH IT.

So what happens is that Belphie will fall asleep in the fucking weirdest places. I’m talking on top of the fridge, underneath the dinner table, on top of bookshelves...you name it, he has slept there, no matter the effort it takes to get there in the first place. 

And, ever since you two started dating, you would join him. Sometimes it involved putting yourself at risk of great bodily harm, but the little smile he gave when you he saw you fucking scaling the countertop to reach him made it worth it.

So anyway, since Beel adores the both of you to no end, he takes pictures whenever he sees you two napping together, whether or not it is in a crazy place. He sends these to the family group chat because he thinks they’re adorable.

Over a span of weeks to months, Asmo has built up a stock of images of you and Belphie cuddles up in seemingly impossible places. Once he has about ten or so, he posts a compilation of them to his Devilgram with some cheesy ass caption like “The things we do for love <3″.

They become a meme SO QUICKLY. Like UNBELIEVABLY quickly. 

The picture of you and Belphie sleeping on top of a bookshelf, in particular, is a big hit. Memes abound.

“If my girl doesn’t climb up a bookshelf to cuddle my ass, she don’t love me.” “Get yourself a partner who scales bookshelves just to be with your ass.” Etc etc...Belphie doesn’t give a shit but you laugh at a lot of them so he sees that as a good outcome.