#MAN CHILD

[doodledwarf]

I hope he gets mauled, he sucks BUT his character is funny asf

[katherinehoughtoncastle47]

"Would've killed for one of those when I was a kid."

[felixs-voice-makes-me-wanna]

this beanie and it’s long floppy ears on this menace of a man child is a recipe for the cutest chaos. 🥰

[jilllovesmike]

A man trapped in an 8 year olds body.

[zombiee-reviews]

Well guys, Kique is currently attempting to rip up my blog.

Scanning through my blogs, obviously Kique has something to do with this

A lot of my posts have this now, so he may attempt to rip up everyone else’s blogs because we all triggered the man child lmao.

It’s also funny that he made a drawing / painting of Akleja right after I posted about her.

HI KIQUE HOW ARE YOU BUDDY? 👋

[gaecactae]

Screaming and crying because baby Tenko is just so freaking adorable and only deserves the best 😭

Only the best 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

[chrissy-kaos]

You wanna know my favorite thing about being on tumblr is. Watching grown ass men in my dms act like children. Messaging me over and over being rude and demanding. Sending me derogatory words and remarks. Like I owe them a response or they own my time. It’s fucking hilarious watching them get frustrated because I won’t reply.. maybe if you had some respect I would asshole. Nobody wants you in their dms so just keep it moving.

[classycookiexo]

As a good wife I’ll let him enjoy his hunger in peace

Plus I’ll just put away his plate the next day and eat them as leftovers or just give the meat to the dog lol

Nobody cares for men who act like children lol idgaf if he goes to bed starving, he did that to himself

[meandhisjohn]

I will never get tired of man child Sherlock awaiting the worse and getting praise instead.

[coochiequeens]

It feels like society went from men who didn’t talk about their feelings to men who used “talking about their feelings” to pull manipulative shit like this.

[marytudorqueenofengland]

i can't stop thinking about your philip short king drawing but my question is: do we know how tall //Mary// was? Because I know for a fact Philip was about 150-155cm or 4'11 - 5'0 because ive measured his armour

I am so glad I found someone who is interested about the height of Philip II of Spain ! Unfortunately her exact measurements are unknown. We know for certain that she was below the average height of an English woman for the time period as she was described as “of low rather than of middling stature, but, although short, she has not personal defect in her limbs...”.

Dr Gregori Galofré-Vilà, from the Department of Sociology at the University of Oxford, in their research mentioned that the average “height of people from 1400 and 1700 were similar to those of the 20th century”. The average height for women would be around 5’2-3’.

Based on this data and the description of Mary (also her health record since she suffered from malnutrition) we can assume that she probably around the same height/slightly shorter than Philip.

My drawing was based on this portrait of them, but if it was a historical accurate Philip he would have been maybe one-two inches taller .

[vinylandcoffeecollection]

This clip says so much about Matty I can’t.

[siremasterlawrence]

Bringing Burly Back

James Michael Lawrence Buchanan is riding on his motorcycle as his eyes begins to form a static color grid covering his eyes up in a black and white shock as the air swoops like a swirl through the air.

He cannot think for himself at the moment in this time or ever again as all he can think is to obey the voice he keeps calling to for the past four years he can’t ignore him even if he can’t deny it.

He can feel the man’s spirit sitting behind him on the back of the bike laying on him as he wraps his hand around his waist ever so tightly as if to say don’t you dare drop me ever again.

He is looking is so fine with that massive hot body of muscle packed on with a little bit of weight that no man can compare to unless you know how to grow and he knows always at the gyms.

He is the one who logged on to the site he is constantly running away as he deletes his account and often comes back because he misses the younger man because he is in utter control.

He can’t stop dreaming of dropping his built body fall to his knees handing on to the real man, a young who is superior to him in every way he cannot deny it no matter how much he attempts to

The motorcycle slips in to a private area of a side rode kicking the stand down as the bike locks stumbling a bit, he sighs a bit slowly as he looks up in to the sky pondering all of his life choices up till now with such power and excitement.

Nothing else matters as he lay back on the edge of the bike, lifting his feet on to the handle bars the air cooling his body as his eyes begin to clothes, his hands behind his head unaware of the shadow.

It is the afternoon by now when his phone is ringing loudly bringing him out of his deeper slumber because he awoke jolting up to see the man, myth and legend that is calling him in to get action.

He answers slipping off his bike as he waits for his instruction nodding his head with an understanding such of a true submissive that has never existed before until now and he will obey in all ways.

The phone call ends as he wakes up in heat with his cock perking upward in his pants a straight a rod and he is now super horny in need of a real man to to lead him a star fog settle in to his mind.

He smirks mindlessly walking away from his bike almost forgetting about him as he takes to the grass, and he smiles brightly happily ever so much making his way past the woodland area.

His body sternly strong built body like a tank who needs to be of use he trudges through everything and everyone who gets in to his way and soon all he can see is man sitting by in a restaurant.

He can see him across the street sitting at a restaurant with a coffee in his hand with a heavy sighs his heartbeat rises higher and higher as it pounds again his chest getting his nerves like crazy.

All he cares to do is cross the street running to his side grabbing him in to his arms as he lifts him in to the air, stare in his eyes with love and lust consuming him growing closer and closer.

Matching his cock with the young man his breath blows and James gives in to him with long lengthy sweet kiss holding on to him as the whole world everything spinning out of control.

The cellphone rings again waking up from his dream.

“Hello Master!”

“Where the hell are you ?”

“Sorry day dreaming”

“Get your ass over here”

“Yes Master!”

“I love you “

“Me too”

“Wave at me”

“See you Master”

“On my way”

“Dumbass”

“I love when you insult me”

“You make me hard “

“I bet I do”

“More then you Know”

“I day dreamed”

“About you”

“Yes sir”

“Will you serve me?”

“With everything “

“Go on”

“Mind and body “

“Soul and heart ?”

“Man handle me”

“Master my motorcycle is here “

“Let’s go”

“You made my life Master”

“You grabbed my hand “

“Zip it”

“Yes Master”

“Babe!”

“You called me babe”

“My ass”

“You mean my ass”

“Yes bitch!”

“Sir Yes Master Sir”

The end

[nando161mando]

Billionaire manchild having a normal one telling his gigantic audience that a 22-year old Jewish man was part of a Neo-Nazi brawl

[alex-turners-world]

I’m scrolling thru tryna understand this drama. Do you have like a post where you break it down bcuz all I know is a lotta ppl here don’t like “premium groupie”, as yall call her. Is there equal distaste for Alex because I saw an anon here thinks of him as a man-child. I’m just very interested, so if there’s anyway you could simplify this for me…only if you want to. Thanks xx

Who doesn't like premium groupie nickname? We all love it here.

Hmm, I don't think I have a summary post about all the drama. We call her a premium groupie now because she was/ is Alex's obsessive fangirl and she stalked her way into Alex's life. He cheated with her on Taylor. And even after dating for 6 years he still treats her like a groupie. They don't live together, he's always miserable around her, seems like he calls her occasionally when he's bored so she can hop on the train and go to London to him for a fuck or two. He doesn't acknowledge her in any way. He can't even provide her a proper cake for her birthday ( and look at least remotely happy when she blows out the candles) He can't be bothered to travel earlier to her to spend more time together (Japan trip. Matt traveled earlier to Tokyo to meet Amanda there because obviously he loves her and misses her, Louise was there as well so why Alex didn't go with Matt to them is a very good question). He bought/rented her a basement apartment in central Paris far away from him. So basically she upgraded from a simple groupie to a premium groupie. Not yet a girlfriend as she claims she is lol.

And yes, there's an equal distaste for Alex and his actions as well. They way he handles his breakups is a nightmare. All the cheating, splitting up unexpectedly and without an explanation (probably through the phone). The way he treats his gfs as his accessories point to him being a sexist. Almost all his gfs are shallow and racist so he can be like that as well (birds of a feather flock together sorta thing). I still have hope that he's not like them but this hope fades away more and more every day. So yeah, that's kind of a man child behavior.

You guys are very welcome to add to the list, if I missed anything

[ralfmaximus]

Days after Tesla announced plans to layoff 10% of its workforce due to slower than expected sales, the company wants to give Elon Musk a $56 billion dollar bonus.