#MADE MY WHOLE DAY

[mrsaltieri-real]

Top 5 Tim characters ranked?

I’ve been waiting for this one!

1: Kelly (The Girl Next Door, 2004)

Actual loml. First Tim character I found and fell in love with when I was far too young to have watched the movie. Slutty scumbag porn director??? Uhhh, YES.

2: Mickey Altieri (Scream 2, 1997)

Shouldn’t come as much as surprise other than the fact he’s below Kelly by like, a minuscule amount. Hot serial killing psychopath? Sign me tf up for more, he NEEDS to play that kind of role again. Was my whole awakening.

3: Joel Hammond (Santa Clarita Diet, 2017-2019)

God, I fucking love him. Best male-wife ever, dilfy, hot, supportive Timothy Olyphant role where he still kills people? But them people are nazis and racists? Yes please.

4: Todd Gaines (Go, 1999)

Fuck me sideways till my face falls off. Him wearing a stupid Santa hat while shirtless? I’m not a Christmas gal but if he was Santa I’d let him come down my fucking chimney. Cunt drug dealer with no redeeming qualities? YUM-MY.

5: Nick Bennett (A Perfect Getaway, 2009)

I love him, I love this fucking movie. You see his bare ass which defo helps. He’s so hot, so badass, such a good partner in this movie and I just absolutely love him as Nicko. Sweet angel ex military babe.

Honourable mentions:

Hollywood Jack (A Man Apart, 2003) (MOAAAAANS)

Fritz Messing (Catch and Release, 2006)

Cobb Vanth (The Mandalorian, TBOBF, 2020 and 2022) and Raylan Givens (Justified, 2010-2015 and 2023) Yummy marshals.

[atlafan]

my nextdoor neighbor was trimming her lilac tree and offered me some, then handed me a bouquet’s worth and said, “you’re the mother of a dog, happy Mother’s Day” 😭😭🥹🥹

[elizakai]

yeeee, the small artist lux fanart- i hope i got the colors right xd

BSJSBSJDBEJD OMGGGG💫🌸😭💛

I LOVE THIS IN YOUR STYLE AND I- WAAAA HUGS AND KISSES AND COOKIE FOR YOU-THANK YOU *giggling madly*

[swiftmitsu]

hello!! You seem really cool and nice, I have been reading the asks from the anons and your replies and I’m sitting here laughing my ass off. Definitely makes my day. Welp- hope you have a good day/night! Keep doin was ya doin man!!!

you honestly dont know how much that means to me oh my god.

i literally squealed reading this GOSHJSKSKD

i didnt think anyone actually paid much attention about this whole charade (apart from the anons involved ofc)

UEUEUUEUE THANK YOU for letting me know. im super happy you’re getting at least some laughs from this 🥺💛✨🥺💥🥺✨🥺✨💛💫💫💫💛✨🥺💛🥺✨

[asheanon]

@oomerkabaoo in regards to this post.

First off, thank you, my dude. 💙 But I also wanted to turn this into a post because you actually got an intentional reference I make there.~

It's still VERY, very scribbly, forgive me... but I'll show a closeup too. 💕

Part of Sal and Vance's story is a reference to that very thing you brought up! How black holes devour stars in nature. 🌌

Even though, again, technically, Vance isn't a black hole or anything, in many ways, he does feel like "the void" as a character. Like a black hole personified. The struggle Sal faces in trying to confront him over and over again also speaks for how star-like she is, being thrown at the black hole-like entity that is Vance.

(Sal will be fine... remember, Ethereals "die." There's a chance they can come back!)

Also, I'm not sure you saw it, but I even memed about this in this other post! I was discussing wanting to scribble this very bit of art and how the meme is a little spoiler-y to an aspect of it - the meme also touches on that concept too, though.~ Light vs. stars, but stars are, as many of us know, a major light source... hahaha!

[rboooks]

Hello I would like to say your writings are gold mines. I love the Royal Consort, The Bakery is a Front... Right?, and Adoptive Son (wait is that the right name. I know Danny is called Crowne in that one)

THANK YOU!

I'm so glad you like my rambles. It makes my day to see your message, picked me up in the middle of a rough shift too.

I will write you the next part of whatever of those three series you like as thank you!

[toastybugguy]

You ofc don't have to draw this, but just like... the idea of Oliver using his superstrength to lift Marcus and Marcus just being like 💗💝💞💖💓💘💞💗💝💘

Okay no FOR REAL this time are you guys IN MY BRAIN???

anyway you have. NO IDEA. how much I think abt this AUGHHHjHG 💘💗💗💕💖💕💗💘 anon. anon there is no world where I don’t draw this ask, I GUARANTEE!!! UFFFGHH

I’m allowed to have shaggy haired Oliver. as a litle treat

Color ver. under the cut cos I just really liked the lineart alone o7

[thesightstoshowyou]

Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

Professor Asa, judging from the side: Finally, and only took them 2 hours to realize.

Professor Asa: *goes back to finding and taking the best bugs before any of his students can*

It’s not a competition…but also he will be the best.

(If you run into Dr. Emory during your birdwatching, please give him my number)

[salemssimblr]

💖💖💖 Love train! Send this to all the blogs you love! Don’t forget to spread the love! 💖💖🫂

SENDING IT RIGHT BACK TO U 🫵🏼🫵🏼 the fact I thought I was following u this entire time but I wasn’t is a CRIME ur so absolutely talented ur renders are absolute masterpieces that always take my breath away ILYSMM 🫂🫂

OMGGG????????? THIS IS SO SWEET WHAT

I'M SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU HEEEREEE!! (tbh I thought you were following me too??? maybe some weird tumblr glitch but either way) YOU'RE HERE NOWWWWW MWAHHHH!

ILYYYYY!

[ladye-zelda]

If you’re ever walking a dog out on the street I will greet the dog first

I’m not trying to be rude, it’s just how I roll 😅

[rreskk]

when i see u post a new fic i save it all day as something to look forward to reading. a little treat before bed. it’s shit like that that keeps me goin

Bless your heart🖤 A motivation of mine is knowing that people do read my writing and enjoy it. I started fanfiction just for myself. I remember writing my own ideas and when I realised how much people loved and applauded the efforts, I carried on. You may have your little treat before bedtime but every ask, every like, every comment is my little treat as well😉

Thank you so much! Means the world to me!

[godslino]

Don’t mind me, just popping in to tell you that I hope you doing well 🤍

Have a picture of my cat my mom took:

MY PRECIOUS AVI HELLO <333

thanks so much for checking in on me, i am feeling slightly more alive today! the sickness i had + work was definitely having me feeling like i wasn’t gonna make it 😭

YOUR CAT IS SO PRECIOUS I HAVE THE BIGGEST SMILE ON MY FACE. PLEASE GIVE THEM ALL THE PETS AND SCRATCHES IN THE WORLD FOR ME!!!

all the love 🤍

[izzyspinkytoe]

OC FUCKING TOBER

LETSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[blueautumngrave]

Not fob related but LOOK AT WHAT MY LOCAL BOOKSTORE HAD

I CAN COOK WITH THIS

[virgil-is-verge]

OH MY GOSH YOURE THE AUTHOR OF AUTOPILOT STICKERS AAAAAA

It’s like my go-to comfort fic!! Analogical is so fluffyyyyyyyyy

I didn’t know you were on Tumblr and I didn’t realize you had so many fics! Time to go on a reading binge >:D

aaaa hi yes that is me!! This is the sweetest thing ever im so happy u like it so much :D :D

i am indeed here but also i tend to forget that tumblr exists for months at a time so💀 and yeah i have written a Lot, been in the fandom since, like, december 2017 and been an analogical shipper the whole time ahah, i love them💙💜

[itsjaywalkers]

checking my phone during work and i almost screamed.. thank u @residentrookie this feels like a reward <3 i know what im doing as soon as im done <3