#Luke 22:19-20

[bojackson54]

"Greatest" Doesn't Mean What You Think It Means

Sports fans like to argue about who the GOAT (Greatest Of All Time) is, regardless of the sport. Is it Michael or LeBron? Nicklaus or Tiger? Ali or Tyson? Caitlyn Cook or Sheryl Swoopes? Who is the Greatest Of All Time? In sports, it’s kinda fun to argue about who the Greatest is… But consider this, when it comes to true greatness: Our society has many standards, and most of them are wrong. We…

[zoya-nazyalenskys]

idk what's worse the gwayne thing or daeron being 16 when according to their own timeline aemond shouldn't be older than 15...and the worst part is he is 18/19 when the war starts in the book but on the show there's no way since aegon is supposed to be 19

honestly the kids ages in the show have never made sense to me so i just assigned them ages in my head and have been going by that akdkdkf

[fandom]

Celebs

Here comes Hugh Jackman out of nowhere with the steel adamantium claws.

David Tennant +2

Hugh Jackman

Pedro Pascal -1

Neil Gaiman

Michael Sheen

Oliver Stark +46

Ryan Reynolds +18

Ncuti Gatwa +84

Walker Scobell

Nicola Coughlan

Ryan Guzman +49

Jensen Ackles

Misha Collins -6

Vivienne Medrano

Luke Newton

Hugh Dancy +13

Assad Zaman

Mads Mikkelsen +10

Sam Reid +11

Zendaya +12

Ewan Mitchell +23

Jacob Anderson +14

Leah Jeffries

Elon Musk -23

Sebastian Stan -1

Tom Hiddleston +25

Lou Ferrigno Jr

Margot Robbie -22

Nicholas Galitzine -8

Joseph Quinn -19

Ayo Edebiri +23

Drew Starkey

Sofia Coppola

Ryan Gosling -25

Ryoko Kui

Catherine Tate

Taylor Zakhar Perez -17

Eric Bogosian

Jenna Ortega -25

Josh Hutcherson

Sydney Sweeney +35

Kristen Stewart

Joe Keery -17

Jonathan Bailey

Taika Waititi -26

Emma D'Arcy

Rhys Darby -24

Alex Hirsch

Hayao Miyazaki

Austin Butler

Marilyn Monroe +8

Mike Faist

Lily-Rose Depp -19

Olivia Cooke

Akira Toriyama

Tom Glynn-Carney

Matthew Lillard

Kathryn Hahn

Cillian Murphy -16

Tom Blyth

King Charles III

Aubrey Plaza

Chris Evans -47

Jacob Elordi

Matt Smith +7

Jeremy Allen White +8

Toby Fox

Barry Keoghan

Selena Gomez -2

Delainey Hayles

Hayden Christensen -32

Peter Capaldi

Millie Gibson

Glen Powell +10

Kate Middleton

Matthew Gray Gubler

Andre Braugher

Emma Watson

Maggie Smith

Noah Schnapp -58

Jared Padalecki

Florence Pugh -17

Scarlett Johansson +16

Jacob Wysocki

Matthew Perry

Tom Holland -41

Timothee Chalamet +3

George Rexstrew

Simone Ashley

Monica Bellucci

Manny Jacinto

Gillian Anderson

Alexandra Daddario +1

Ana de Armas -32

Anne Hathaway -20

Anya Taylor-Joy -3

Emily Ratajkowski

Joe Locke -50

Owen Wilson

Jodie Whittaker -13

The number in italics indicates how many spots a name moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded names weren’t on the list last year.

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[martyschoenleber]

Worst Trade Ever

We are a sports dominated culture like no culture before us. I include myself. A day isn’t complete for me in the Spring, Summer or Fall without an update on how the Phillies did. Ditto for the Fall and Winter in relation to the Philadelphia Eagles. Both those major sports sometime have so-called “Blockbuster Trades.” So maybe this metaphor makes sense to many. Here’s my version of the worst…

[love-and-deepspace-wiki]

Historical Timeline of Events: Past Events

2047:

Autumn

Dr. Noah and Zayne go back to visit Skyhaven University and watch the First-Year Medical Student Oath Ceremony

Character ages:

Rafayel age: "23"

Zayne age: 25 (or 26 if past September)

Sylus age: 27

Xavier age: “36”, turns “37” in October

Caleb age: 24 (or 25 if past June)

2046:

Zayne receives the Starcatcher Award

Zayne receives the Linde Award

Dr. Cooper becomes an attending surgeon at Akso Hospital

Luke and Kieran successfully escape from Ever's researchers

Character ages:

Rafayel age: "22"

Zayne age: 25

Sylus age: 26

Xavier age: “36”

Caleb age: 23 (or 24 if past June)

2045

Spring, around New Years Day:

Arthur visits a cemetery with his granddaughter and spots Xavier there

This year, the Chronorift Catastrophe was 11 years ago

Character ages:

Rafayel: "20", turns "21" in March

Zayne: 23, turns 24 in September

Sylus: 24, turns 25 in April

Xavier: “35”, turns “36” in October

Caleb age: 22, turns 23 in June

2043:

Zayne graduates from Skyhaven Medical School, obtained his MD, and started working at Akso Hospital in the Division of Cardiac Surgery

Dr. Joelle becomes Chief of Division of Cardiac Surgery

Zayne assists at the battle on Mt. Eternal, providing medical support

Dr. William (from the Evol Special Rescue Unit) dies on Mt. Eternal fighting Wanderers

Character Ages:

Rafayel: "19"

Zayne: 22

Sylus: 23

Xavier: “34”

Caleb: 20

2040:

The year Dr. Noah says Skyhaven University's cafeteria was probably renovated

Character ages:

Rafayel: "16"

Zayne: 19

Sylus: 20

Xavier: “31”

Caleb: 17

2037:

Linkon City is mostly rebuilt after the Catastrophe

Philo flower shop has opened where Sweetie's Cake Shop once stood; also serves as Jeremiah's residence

Character ages:

Rafayel: "13"

Zayne: 16

Sylus: 17

Xavier: “28”

Caleb: 14

2035:

Hunter's Association officially established on January 1st of this year

Azure Square is newly rebuilt

Zayne starts studies at Skyhaven Medical School

Character ages:

Rafayel: "11"

Zayne: 14

Sylus: 15

Xavier: “26”

Caleb: 12

2034:

UNICORNS established

The Deepspace Tunnel appeared above Linkon City

The Chronorift Catastrophe

Grandma Josephine takes protaganist in and becomes her guardian. Protaganist age is said to be "7"

Ruins of Lemuria discovered by an archeological team from the Deepspace Academy (Ms. Eleanor, Yennifer, Frederick, and Professor Sean)

Lumiere first emerges

Operation Snowhunt began

2034:

Summer

Jeremiah starts actually living at his rented house

The Wanderer attack

Sweetie's Cake Shop is destroyed

Bella's death

Character ages:

Rafayel: "10"

Zayne: 12, turns 13 in September

Sylus: 14

Xavier: “24”, turns “25” in October

Caleb: turned 11 in June

2033:

Winter:

Xavier fakes his death

Character ages:

Rafayel: "9"

Zayne: 12

Sylus: 13

Xavier: “24”

Caleb: 10

Summer:

Jeremiah: a friend of Xavier's. They're both from the Backtrackers

Bella: works at Sweetie’s Cake Shop with her father

Three days after New Years Day:

“Noah” retrieves the missing Archives file from Xavier's mailbox where he left it for him. He wants to use it for a new identity.

Xavier refers to “Noah” as his “former friend” and the end of that conversation

New Years Day:

Xavier decides it's time for him to leave the Evol Special Task Force

Character ages:

Rafayel: "8", turns "9" in March

Zayne: 11, turns 12 in September

Sylus: 12, turns 13 in April

Xavier: “23”, “24” in October

Caleb: 9, turns 10 in June

2032:

Dr. Joelle starts as a fellow at Akso Hospital

Spring:

Xavier joins the Bloomshore District Evol Special Task Force, Team 013

Xavier is said to be 23 years old

Arthur's 9th year as Captain of Team 013

Arthur's 16th year as a police officer with Evol Special Task Force

Character ages:

Rafayel: "8"

Zayne: 10, turns 11 in September

Sylus: 12

Xavier: “23”

Caleb: 8, turns 9 in June

2029:

Dr. Joelle graduates from Beiyang University

Character ages:

Rafayel: "5"

Zayne: 8

Sylus: 9

Caleb: 5, turns 6 in June

2027:

Arthur is injured on a mission. Significantly diminished his mobility

Character ages:

Rafayel: "3"

Zayne: 6

Sylus: 7

Caleb: 3, turns 4 in June

2024:

Rafayel is born on March 6th? (But he's Lemurian, so his listed age will be in quotations)

Caleb is born on June 13th

Character ages:

Zayne: 3

Sylus: 4

2023:

Arthur becomes Captain of Evol Special Task Force Team 013

Character ages:

Zayne: 2

Sylus: 3

???:

In 2033, Arthur says SD19940122 was an event that happened “decades ago”

2021:

Zayne is born in September

When Team 013 had last had a new recruit

Dr Joelle begins studies at Beiyang University

Character ages:

Sylus: 1

2020:

Sylus is born in April

2016:

Arthur begins his career as a police officer with the Evol Special Task Force

1900:

White Bear founded (a company that sells cup noodles)

Sometime prior to 1833:

Traceback II crash landed on Earth

"Jeremiah" came to Earth with Xavier/the Backtrackers

1749:

Lizio Auctions founded

[captainlexaproluvr]

we are getting fed with quinnterview content this week. they are really making him make up for missed time gd 😭

1. WHY did he look into the camera like that ksjsksjsj he loves doing that huh

2. the way i could hear his lips smack??? k

3. only 17 games left omg NOOOOOO it feels like the season started yesterday

4. he has such an intense energy in this quinn are u ok 😭 (and the fact that he got trapped signing autographs by a massive swarm of fans after this.. poor guy)

5. i say this every time but like….. his bottom lip is actually fucking insane. how is it so fucking fat and beautiful i wanna suck on it so bad

6. he’s pale as hell like it’s probs the partially due to the lighting but he’s giving vampire

7. wth causes the red spot on the bridge of his nose

8. “our penalty kill has been amazing” true actually. but also love how he listed off like everything except for (5 on 5) offence 😭 bc yea we were not really producing any were we

9. I WAS RIGHT I WAS RIGHT HE CONFIRMED IT!!! “i’d try to come back and then other things were not as strong because i was overworking different muscles from the previous injury” yea they shouldn’t have rushed him back. sorry but i continue to be mad.

10. ignoring the context, i enjoyed him calling it a domino effect for some reason. some times the way he phrases things are just… idk. i like the way he speaks

11. “i’m ready to go” YOU BETTER NOT BE LYING TO US QUINN. i do not want him to push himself too hard :(

12. around the 2 min mark i feel like he saw something/someone in the background and was trying not to smile. am i insane?

13. “from a health stand point” at around 2:36…….. that was luke speaking. that was NOT quinn. luke’s voice possessed him for a second i swear wtf

14. “try to be a good teammate and support the team” ugh sweetie pie devoted captain etc etc

15. “they’re really good people” he always says people before players and i just <3 quinn hughes u sweet sweet boy

16. the question about balancing wanting to come back asap with what’s good for him long-term - first of all GREAT question thank u sir whoever u are. but quinn’s FACE when he asked that 😭 quinn hughes i know a guilty man when i see one. he was caught on camera mhm mhm. and then asking him to repeat the last part of the question oh pls u heard him u are not slick u are GUILTY!!!! (guilty of carrying the weight of the franchise on his shoulders that is)

17. “i don’t think anyone was being stupid” sent me for some reason. just the word choice felt blunt idk 😭

18. him using the word freaky - once again me enjoying the way he talks but also REAL!!! i say freak all the damn time i love that word

19. “i could get inured next game” DON’T SPEAK THAT INTO EXISTENCE??? HEY?? also his SASSY HEAD SHAKE when he said that pls he got so defensive for a sec 😭 (guilty!!)

20. the question “does it fire you up when you see the other team targeting you and you can stick it back in your face?” be so fr in what world is quinn hughes going to say yes to this question.

21. and then his very quinn response: “where i gain my passion from is the fact that i feel like i’ve missed time” ugh he just loves the game and loves that damn team so much

22. also that’s not where i thought that question was going tbh. i thought they were going to ask him about being targeted and tbh i wish they would have

23. needing 10-11 wins out of the last 17 games is so scary 😭 quinn why would u say that out loud why would u put that thought into my head nooooooo let me enjoy my ignorance

[aaa-totodile]

I originally did this back in July and didn’t post it but I saw a post of someone saying they have no idea what the appropriate ages for the bats would be so I present to you:

The Bat Age Breakdown (at least as much as I can gather from the thousands of timelines)

(if you don’t want to read my process, bottom has example ages)

So generally Bruce adopts Dick when he’s in his early twenties (I’m going to use 22) and when Dick is 8.

Jason is adopted at age 12 and when Dick is freshly an adult so I’m going 18, which means you’d need to add ten years to Bruce, making him 32.

I’m going to skip to Tim cause of how timeline works. Tim is definitely the most difficult so it’s mainly based on what I think makes sense. I’d say Tim was like 13/14 when Jason died, which would make Dick 21 and Bruce 35.

Cass is pretty easy cause her and Jason are very close in age (in most of our understanding cause her age is also kinda fucked) so she’d be 15 at this time. If you go with her being around Jason’s age, she’s younger cause he’s August and she’s January.

Steph I would say is about a year older than Tim. Tim definitely fucks with shit, because him and Steph dated but she’s now a college student and he’s still seventeen; so I’m just saying she’s older than Tim. So she’s like 13/14 at that point.

Jason’s been back for awhile when Damian comes around at around age 10, I’d say he’s like 20 so everyone else ages up accordingly. Bruce is 40, Dicks 26, Jason and Cass are 20, Steph’s 18, and Tim’s 17.

Duke comes in generally when Damian’s been with the bats for a while so I’d say Damian’s twelve when Duke gets taken in and Duke is 16ish. Once again everyone ages up accordingly and we end up with these ages:

Bruce - 42

Dick - 28

Jason - 22

Cass - 22

Steph - 20

Tim - 19

Duke - 16

Damian - 12

Not-main bats are harder so it’s just vibes:

Kate - 37-40 (younger than Bruce but not by too much)

Luke - 32-34

Babs - 28-31 (I like an older Barbara cause she was originally older, I also like her being close in age to Luke (I hc them as besties))

(This is just a base where everyone is in the family, they can be aged up and down as needed)

I’m not doing Alfred or Lucius, that hurts my head.

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[konnosaurus]

traintober 2024! completed 22 of the prompts: i'm pretty pleased with that! i hope everyone has enjoyed following along with these, and i would like to thank @tornadoyoungiron and @joezworld for such fun prompt sets, and everyone over at the tidmouth sheds discord for keeping me sane throughout it all hehe!

it will now be back to regularly scheduled konno posting: i hope everyone will continue to enjoy my silly train doodles :3!! i'll put a list here with the prompt/link for each individual piece, as well as which characters are present (just for fun!):

day 1: dawn/the arrival: ellis (+ luke!)

day 2: first light: legend + maindy!

day 3: trust: pitch + maindy!

day 4: great race: jaybird (+ thomas!)

day 5: exhibition/the drama: phantom + pendennis!

day 6: the comedy: lucie (+ bill&ben!)

day 7: sleepy: peggy + pitch!

day 8: impact: nine + jaybird!

day 9: old iron (new iron): legend + maindy!

day 10: flora: pitch!

day 11: fauna: ellis (+ rusty!)

day 12: teamwork: pitch + sybilla!

day 13: leaves: witherslack!

day 14: the future: legend + maindy!

day 15: star/the sky: repton!

day 16: golden: maindy!

day 17: seagull: jaybird (+ edward!)

day 18: water/the loss: legend + maindy!

day 19: admire: witherslack + pitch!

day 20: the what might have been: hail!

day 21: end of the line/the morning: hail!

day 22: duck: pendennis (+ duck!)

[sassatoru]

2K FOLLOWERS CELEBRATION — MASTERLIST

key; ♡ fluff | ✮ angst | ☼ suggestive

featuring. jason todd, dick grayson, wally west, roy harper, luke castellan, sirius black, logan howlett, erik lehnsherr, charles xavier, batsis!reader

𓆰 order from here

BOUQUETS ORDERED

order 1: hydrangea’s in lace (mean!dick grayson)

order 2: hyrangea’s in lace (baby fever smut)

order 3: dahlia’s in lace (period sex)

order 4: dahlia’s in lace (ak!jason eating you out)

order 5: dahlia’s in lace (eating you out pt.2)

order 6: dahlia’s in lace (baby fever smut)

order 7: dahlia’s in lace (ak!jason + gun kink)

order 8: orchids in lace (breeding kink)

order 9: hydrangea’s in string (cheater bf)

order 10: hydrangea’s in lace (hate sex)

order 11: dahlia’s in burlap and lace (reuniting + sex)

order 12: roses in lace (teasing leads to sex)

order 13: dahlia’s in burlap (clingy jason)

order 14: dahlia’s in burlap (he loves you)

order 15: hydrangea’s in lace (brat taming)

order 16: dahlia’s in burlap and lace (possessive!jason)

order 17: roses in burlap and lace (kisses)

order 18: sweetpea’s in lace and string (manipulative!luke)

order 19: daisy’s in lace (cocky!erik)

order 20: hydrangea’s in lace (frail!reader)

order 21: dahlia’s in string and burlap (age regressed reader)

order 22: dahlia’s in lace and burlap (childhood frenemies to lovers)

order 23: dahlia’s in lace (keychain engraving)

order 24: peonies in lace (makeup sex)

order 25: dahlia’s in burlap (at his gravestone with him)

bouquets are now unavailable, all orders have been delivered. thank you for participating.

© sasstoru. do no copy/steal/translate. do it and I’ll bite your toes off

[strawbeerossi]

❥ Strawbeerossi Kinktober 2023

I’m very excited to let you all know that I am taking part in Kinktober 2023!

❥ My plans are to have it fully Spencer centric this go around, since I know most of my followers like my Spencer writing.

❥ I am going to release a new blurb or fic every day. (God willing)

❥ I am going to experiment with a few darker themes for some of these. They are to be read at your own risk. Yes, they are the ones marked as Unsub!Spencer. 🤭

❥ Day 31 is for my beloved bestie @rainaaaskyy who came up with the idea for it.

❥ October 1 || Body Worship ❥ Husband!Spencer

❥ October 2 || Power Imbalance ❥ Professor!Spencer

❥ October 3 || Cockwarming ❥ Sub!Spencer

❥ October 4 || Wax Play ❥ Sub!Spencer

❥ October 5 || Bondage ❥ Unsub!Spencer

❥ October 6 || Pool Sex ❥ Early Seasons!Spencer

❥ October 7 || Dumbification ❥ Sub!Spencer

❥ October 8 || Massage ❥ Boyfriend!Spencer

❥ October 9 || Hate Sex ❥ Ex!Spencer

❥ October 10 || Breeding ❥ Husband!Spencer

❥ October 11 || Face Sitting ❥ Sub!Spencer

❥ October 12 || Thigh Riding ❥ Professor!Spencer

❥ October 13 || Car Sex ❥ Unit Chief!Spencer

❥ October 14 || Knife Play ❥ Unsub!Spencer x Reader

❥ October 15 || Telephonicophilia ❥ Bau!Spencer

❥ October 16 || Quirofilia ❥ Professor!Spencer

❥ October 17 || Somnophilia ❥ Husband!Spencer

❥ October 18 || Mommy Kink ❥ Sub!Spencer

❥ October 19 || Lingerie ❥ Bau!Spencer

❥ October 20 || Dacryphilia ❥ Unsub!Spencer

❥ October 21 || Cock Worship ❥ Insecure!Spencer

❥ October 22 || Face Fucking ❥ Unsub!Spencer

❥ October 23 || Aphrodisiacs ❥ Bau!Spencer

❥ October 24 || Shower Sex ❥ Husband!Spencer

❥ October 25 || Sound Kink ❥ Unit Chief!Spencer

❥ October 26 || Begging ❥ Sub!Spencer

❥ October 27 || Tit Fucking ❥ Professor!Spencer

❥ October 28 || Squirting ❥ Jealous!Spencer

❥ October 29 || Impact Play ❥ Unsub!Spencer

❥ October 30 || Free Use ❥Roommate!Spencer

❥ October 31 || Foursome ❥ Spencer x Derek x Luke x Reader

[bojackson54]

"Greatest" Doesn't Necessarily Mean What You Think It Means

Sports fans like to argue about who the GOAT (Greatest Of All Time) is, regardless of the sport. Is it Michael or LeBron? Nicklaus or Tiger? Ali or Tyson? Caitlyn Cook or Sheryl Swoopes? Who is the Greatest Of All Time? In sports, it’s kinda fun to argue about who the Greatest is… But consider this, when it comes to true greatness: Our society has many standards, and most of them are wrong. We…

[aestariiwilderness]

Abortion is Murder & Unbiblical

The Bible does not use the word abortion. How could it? The term itself as a procedure wasn't invented yet! However, the Bible does cover: 

Humanity's inherent value and rights as (uniquely among creation) made in the image of God

Murder

Child/infant murder as something abhorrent to God

Life's beginnings, indirectly (although that also has biological support) 

Legal ramifications of killing a child in the womb 

How God sees and interacts with children in the womb 

How we as His followers are meant to treat children 

What He expects us to do for the defenseless and vulnerable (i.e., the most defenseless and vulnerable human imaginable is the one in the womb) 

And how the question of following Him and His Word is what makes or breaks the difference between a Christian and someone who claims the name but is tragically unsaved  Below are some verses and some additional explication (partial credit: @glowsticks-and-jesus)  

Proverbs 31:8 

Luke 1:44 

2nd Kings 17:17 

Jeremiah 19:5 

Genesis 9:6 

Exodus 21:22-25 

Matthew 7:20 - 23 

John 15:14 

1st John 1:5-10, 2:3-6 

Exodus 20:13 

Mark 10:13-15 Leviticus 20:3-5 (https://biblehub.com/hebrew/mizzaro_2233.htm) 

Matthew 18:10, 14

Psalm 22:10

Jacob & Esau, John the Baptist, Samson, etc. 

Judges 16:17  Glowsticks-and-Jesus Collection:

"Now the word of the Lord came to me, saying, 'Before I formed you in the womb, I knew you, and before you were born, I consecrated you; I appointed you a prophet to the nations.'"Jeremiah 1:4-5

"The Lord called me from the womb, from the body of my mother he named my name."Isaiah 49:1

John the Baptist leaped in Elizabeth’s womb when Mary greeted her cousin (Luke 1:39-45), an example that babies in utero are responsive human beings already aware of the outside world.

The righteous Hebrew midwives at the time of Moses pleased God by saving babies deemed unworthy of life by the authorities of their day (Ex. 1:15-21).

 As an additional note -- these references are included above, but worth a second mention -- it's plain that child sacrifice - child murder - is something that God abhors and explicitly does not command. I'd look here (https://biblehub.com/jeremiah/19-5.htm) and here (https://biblehub.com/2_kings/17-17.htm) and check out the cross-references as well. Likewise, there is direct support for laws against murder and the protection of the unborn (up to capital punishment) in the Bible (Genesis 9:6; Exodus 21:22-25  -- an additional reference here included about the common misunderstanding of the latter verses: https://www.str.org/w/what-exodus-21-22-says-about-abortion).

In summary -- it's possible (although, I believe, it does deprive its proponents of a foundational basis for the value of life) to be both secular and anti-abortion. But it is not possible for a Christian who truly understands their faith, their God, and His Word to be pro-abortion.

[fanfics4all]

Kinktober 2024 Masterlist

Day 1- Temperature Play: Toy Otto x Fem!reader Day 2- Voyeurism: Lou Chan x Male!reader Day 3- Public Sex: Barry Allen X Fem!reader Day 4- Sensory Deprivation: Negan x Fem!reader Day 5- Bondage: Derek Morgan x Fem!reader Day 6- Anonymous Sex: Jamie Hunter x Fem!reader Day 7- Bruising/Biting: John Murphy!Vampire AU x Fem!reader Day 8- Flogging: Oliver Queen x Fem!reader Day 9- Food Play: Fred and George Weasley x Fem!reader Day 10- Overstimulation: Sub!Ambrose Spellman x Dom!Fem!reader Day 11- Knife Play: F.P. Jones x Fem!reader Day 12- Breath Play: Savitar x Fem!reader Day 13- Role Play: Callie Adams-Foster x Male!reader Day 14- Gangbang: Draco Malfoy x Blaise Zabini x Theodore Nott x Fem!reader Day 15-Teasing: Althea Szewczyk-Przygocki x Fem!reader Day 16- Cock Worshiping: Daryl Dixon x Fem!reader Day 17- Squirting: Bellamy Blake x Fem!reader Day 18- Foot Fetish: Archie Andrews x Fem!reader Day 19- Fisting: Caliban x Fem!reader Day 20- Cunnilingus: Brandon Foster x Fem!reader Day 21- Shower Sex: Spencer Reid x Fem!reader Day 22- Thigh Riding: Tommy Merlyn x Fem!reader Day 23- Breeding: Malachai x Fem!reader Day 24- Somnophilia: Roy Harper x Fem!reader Day 25- Pussy Slapping: Leonard Snart x Fem!Allen!reader Day 26- Pegging: Jesus Adams-Foster x Fem!reader Day 27- Angry Sex: Rosita Espinosa x Male!reader Day 28- Phone Sex: Luke Alvez x Fem!reader Day 29- Uniforms: Octavia Blake x Male!reader Day 30- Sex Pollen: Harvey Kinkle x Fem!reader Day 31- Cock Warming: Severus Snape x Fem!reader

[blueberrycasanova]

things i think percy jackson would love:

1. joey bada$$

2. discovering underground rock bands on instagram

3. luigi mangione

4. people watching on the subway with loud music on his headphones

5. volunteering at shelters

6. the “everywhere i go i keep a picture in my wallet” trend

7. low waisted baggy jeans and a slightly cropped tshirt

8. teaching piper how to skateboard and then hanging out w her and rachel after school

9. boycotting mcdonalds because they’re buying food in bulk and storing it for upto a year

10. just being an activist in general

11. helping new kids at camp and being a better version of luke

12. introducing leo to the star wars universe

13. giving nico dc and marvel comics because he’s not that into mythomagic anymore

14. making poseidon meet frank

15. spending days with big three kids and just bonding

16. learning electric guitar w thalia

17. green day concerts

18. happy llama sad llama mentally disturbed llama

19. those teen community things where they have like slam poetry and movie nights and just a bunch of random teens from the city hanging out

20. piercingss (i need percy w a nose piercing) 21. spray painting stuff on those elon musk new minivan type things (i forgot the name)

22. watching winx club with estelle

this is it for now but like i’m sure i’ll come up w more later

[certifiedposeidonhater]

PERCY JACKSON HEADCANONS PART 7 💙💙

1. He is EXTREMELY triggered by the sound of a woman or a child crying (like REALLY triggered)

2. He can’t not finish his food. If there is any food left on his or anybody else’s plate he HAS to eat it. Even if he is already full and feels like one more bite is gonna make him throw up, he has to finish his food. He got that from not having a lot of food growing up that now he feels like he’s wasting food if he doesn’t eat all of it.

3. He HATES doors slamming. It makes him feel like g*be is gonna come from the other room throwing beer bottles at him.

4. He will automatically start crying if any female figure of authority acts like they’re disappointed in him

5. HE IS SUCH A BIG INTROVERT

6. He has a terrible rbf so everybody in his classes and at camp always think he’s super mean until they talk to him and realize he is literally one of the nicest people ever (friendly reminder that he’s not exactly perceived as sassy. To everyone else he’s just the quiet kid who side eyes everyone.)

7. Sometimes his brain goes too fast for his mouth and he starts to stutter. It happened more when he was younger, but sometimes when he’s super nervous or excited it comes out and he hates it. (g*be used to make fun of it. Thalia started joking about it once and Percy got up and left the room (He was about to start crying.))

8. He’s extremely photogenic but hates people taking photos of him

9. He’s told Annabeth before “what if i’m actually a really terrible person and i’ve just manipulated everyone into liking me?”

10. He has a CRAZY high spice tolerance

11. He has fainting spells sometime

12. He can get really insecure about everything about himself. Anything from his body, his looks, his personality, his voice, anything. Annabeth always notices it and always makes sure to reassure him and give him extra love.

13. He is the WORST at taking compliments. e.g. “percy, you looks so pretty!” “yeah, pretty depressed.” or “percy! your eyes are so pretty!” “uh, sure. thanks?” or “percy, you’re actually really smart sometimes!” “i’m not but okay?”

14. He HATES ricotta but loves mozzarella

15. He has a really bad but really good immune system at the same time (he constantly feels sick, but he never rlly gets SICK sick.)

16. He wanted to be a firefighter as a kid

17. He agrees with Luke a LOT MORE than he wants to admit (he brought it up to Nico once (kind of as a joke) but Nico freaked out a bit. Percy knew better than to even mention a little bit of that feeling to Annabeth.)

18. ice cream = safety food (especially butter pecan (he eats it in a mug)) He also LOVES waffles.

19. He CANNOT explain his feelings for the life of him. Annabeth once convinced him to be honest with her about his feeling and he got halfway through a sentence then gave up, shut down, and drowned his sorrows in coffee and ice cream.

20. He experiences major revenge bedtime procrastination

21. He hates night times and mornings.

22. He’ll go on rants sometimes and a lot of the time the people he’s talking to just stop listening. He’ll notice and stop talking. (If Grover or Annabeth are there, they’ll listen.)

23. When he’s giving someone a high five, his hand actually never goes high. He always puts his hand at like waist level with his palm up and stuff.

24. He secretly hopes that sooner or later (hopefully sooner) he will go on a quest and never come back

25. He says sorry A LOT (for things that usually aren’t his fault and he can’t control)

26. Hes really superstitious

27. He gets annoyed super easily when it’s hot (heat rage is REAL yall)

28. HATES the quiet because it gives him too much time to think so he constantly has some sort of show or music playing in the background so it drowns out his thoughts

29. He was alone so much as a kid that he NEEDS alone time to energize himself

30. He has gotten flirted with by 65 yo women (read pedophiles) a LOT

31. He quotes vines CONSTANTLY

32. He walks silently because trauma

33. He’s left handed but writes with his right hand because that’s how he was taught in school

34. He has a great sense of direction but sucks with giving or taking directions

35. He has rejection sensitive dysphoria (even though he automatically assumes that everyone is going to reject him)

36. People will sometimes make jokes about how he must have orthorexia (an eating disorder) because he’s so in shape. It makes him really uncomfortable but he’ll never say anything about it.

37. He won’t eat until everyone else has grabbed what they want because he was so used to growing up with such little food and he always made sure his mom ate before him because he wanted to make sure she got enough

38. He cannot eat in front of someone unless someone is also eating

39. He cannot STAND the sound of his own footsteps because it makes him anxious and triggers his fight or flight response. He feels like someone’s gonna yell at him js for walking (and that’s on trauma 😘)

40. He either responds in 0.5 seconds, or will respond within 3-5 business days (depends on his mood.)

41. He lowkey has mild narcolepsy

42. He hates having to make decisions. big or small.