#Lou apologist

[sirclowniey]

idk if theres an uglydolls fandom on here but i watched it last night and Lou was justified as hell

im mad he didnt get those damn uglydolls bro its messed up

[chao-mp3]

Me when tiktok decides to remind me of some kid movie abaut fucking dolls that I watched once + forgot abaut AND now I need to fight the urge to defend that blonde motherfucker (again).

Anyway Im a Lou apologist

[aaronsinferno]

“Here’s a completely detailed analysis on why Tommy Kinard is a god awful character and why you shouldn’t like him !!”

Me with Tommy before and after because I really just don’t care:

[lu-luvslestat]

Hi! Don't know if I'm gonna post or not (probably but idk) but I'll introduce myself. Most people call me Lulu or you can also call me Lou. I love coquette and all of the subcultures<3 I also love fashion, makeup, high end models, Pinterest, Spotify, and thrifting.

Some fave musical artists: Lana Del Rey, Nirvana, Marina, Fiona Apple, Amy Winehouse, Hole, Mitski, Melanie Martinez, Alice In Chains.

Movies/Shows I love: The Virgin Suicides, the Twilight Saga, Interview With the Vampire, Girl Interrupted, The Invitation, Lolita, Call Me By Your Name, Coraline, H2O, Saltburn, Riverdale, Skins (looking for skins moots!)

also DON'T come for me but I'm a Trip Fontaine apologist😭💀

Favorite book: The Bell Jar.

I honestly can't pick an aesthetic and love almost everything. For now that's all for me! Pls lmk if you wanna be moots! Ask in the comments section of any of my posts or DMs, whichever makes you more comfortable🖤

If I do post however, pictures are only mine if I specify! if you want to use any pictures I've taken in your own posts just @ me. as long as I receive credit I don't mind! (pls don't use pics of my actual face tho) otherwise 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩���� 𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴.

𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒎𝒚 𝑷𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑺𝒑𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒚:

[murfpersonalblog]

I don't have to lie on people, that's why I screencap

Nalyra, as I'd screencapped AND linked in the post about Amel in question, your own anon thanked YOU for being the one who said "Amel possessed Lestat for the drop" in the first place. I didn't have to lie on you when your anon said it themselves.

Big talk saying NOW that blaming Amel would be abuse apologia, when months BEFORE you said you thought Ep5 the fight really was "NOT DOMESTIC ABUSE" at all!

--cuz YOU said multiple times how YOU didn't think Louis & Claudia were abused cuz they didn't act scared enough WTF?

Esp. since YOU go on & on about Amel possessing Lestat--

--when ACCORDING TO BOOK CANON AMEL'S NOT EVEN AWAKE when Loustat were living together, and Lestat said MULTIPLE times that he NEVER heard The Voice or felt compelled/contacted by Amel until YEARS AFTER Akasha was DEAD.

So yeah, you admitted the Drop happened once 2x7 aired, good for frikkin you--after campaigning for MONTHS BEFORE that the S2 revisit was gonna prove once & for all that it DIDN'T happen--you & your followers analyzing everything from Lestat's hairstyles to prove that Louis was "wrong" or Armand had inserted "fake" memories of the Drop or whatever it took to declare Lestat innocent--

You walking all your theories back NOW, AFTER the S2 revisit, doesn't negate the fact that it was YOUR theories (even BEFORE Sam's interview) that opened the can of worms in the first place on people thinking the Drop wasn't even real, let alone Amel's fault--all in an effort to point the finger at someone or something OTHER than Monsieur Lestat de Lioncourt HIMSELF for Ep5!

And I ALSO pointed out how in the same breath of walking back the Amel blame you STILL accused Louis of starting the fight, like wtf? It's STILL finding ways to absolve Lestat of responsibility, by victim blaming a father for protecting his daughter from being attacked--when even SAM said "it's not worth" wondering what would've happened if Louis had just backed down. Cuz that's ABUSE APOLOGIA & victim blaming and it makes you look weird as hell!

Anyone who thinks a parent protecting his own child from having her neck snapped is the one who "kindles" a fight is severely screwed in the head!

First you say Amel's possessing Les, then you walk it back and double down on saying Louis kindled/started the fight cuz he had the NERVE, the unmitigated GALL to throw himself at Lestat while his own kid was being choked TF out in front of him. But I'M lying on you for for calling out how you pivot every time one of your wack theories is proven WRONG?

And I DO know what Sam said--cuz I posted the whole transcription--which is that the Akasha bit was REMOVED from the S1 script, cuz spirit possession is effing irrelevant in a story about *gasp* DOMESTIC ABUSE, and that if AMC decides to use it to absolve/excuse Lestat in later seasons it'll be blasted for precisely what it is: ABUSE APOLOGIA to handwave that what Les did to Lou wasn't his fault. ANY entertainment of a theory like that is an IMMEDIATE red flag about why one would be so gung-ho to make the Drop less awful than it really was--and THAT is why I take issue with you & your anons who subscribe(d) to it, past, present or future.

But there y'all go, always acting persecuted and saying YOU'RE pissed, when all you're doing is ENCOURAGING & CREATING the bad takes in the fandom that have people constantly saying that someone who got abused by their S.O. is the one who should be to blamed!

Oh, so you understand what endorsement means wrt not being perceived as an abuse apologist--but you suddenly have a seizure when the racially coded language you historically & particularly love using wrt to Bipoc fans is called on the carpet (a la "them" "those people" "that subset" "that side of the fandom," etc), huh?

Your thinly veiled effing racist rhetoric ain't slick; you've been talking that way about Bipocs for ages now, like people don't know who the heck #Them is, when you and your fellows bigots throw shade at anyone who dares to look at Lestat with a critical eye & speak openly about the racial optics of a Black man getting his arse beat by a white man y'all are so quick to say is innocent & the Black man's either crazy or lying or both.

Cuz YES, Ep5 has created a domino effect in the fandom that's NOT gonna stfu & go away; and just cuz popular consensus says the sky is purple doesn't mean other people don't have eyes and can't see for themselves what the heck is going on around them.

Rolin wanted to start a dialogue about power dynamics, abuse, and yes darlings, even race, and here it is--stay mad.

Sweetie, I don't even have you blocked. I don't need to use a burner account when I can just type interview with the vampire or iwtv in the search bar on the dashboard and your posts are up & down the dang screen along with everyone else's. Learn how Tumblr works before you try that on me again.

[shaunashipman]

Oliver never gave a shit about that storyline, he was in it for the press circus that commenced around Bi!Buck first and foremost and he was not ready to share that with anyone. I hope all the Oliver apologists on here telling everbody they were crazy for seeing what they wer seeing are at least a little bit chastized. Lou/Tommy was practically a non-entity in behind the scenes footage and on Olivers social media. There was no promotion of that relationship anywhere and yet people were told to shut up and stop reading into things. Well they were not reading into things. As it turns out, Oliver was actively lobbying Tim to break them up and make Buck single again. The only thing that fills me with joy right now is the knowledge that he will not get any other roles like that when this show ends and that the Buddie wrath that will follow will be unprecedented. They are flying so high right now and the hammer will fall on him, when there will be no pay out at the end of the season.

I didn't care about oliver not posting bucktommy stuff because there have been actors in big relationships on tv who have hated each other and their relationships still worked. I just didn't realize oliver has been actively campaigning for them to break up, constantly texting tim about it. and all so he can fulfil some out-of-character biphobic bullshit, and to appease fans who've sent death threats and harrass him.

[krirebr]

From this post:

🌹Rose🌹: send a compliment - you're such a sweet human being! Every time I see you on my timeline it makes me smile (and yes that not only counts when you grace us with her majesty Lou 🤭). 🥰

❀Violet❀: tell someone what makes them unique (does a specific character remind you of them? trope? aesthetic?) - Ransom and Curtis. Mostly Ransom though because I still haven't gotten around to read bodyguard Curtis adventures 😅🙈 Barbie often makes me think of you. Sometimes this meme account on Instagram I follow posts tweets from and account that has the same profile picture as you on here and I immediately think of you. Also I feel obligated to say Mace reminds me of you too 🤭 💙

💮Peony💮: ask would you rather - would you rather have an arranged marriage with Ransom or be Steve's new girlfriend (in the same universe) but have to deal with his father as well

Jaqui! Oh my gosh, you are too sweet. Look at all this niceness! Thank you!!

I will take being known for Ransom and Curtis with pride!! And I feel like I'm probably the loudest Mace apologist on here who doesn't have any actual Mace fic. 🤦‍♀️ I know, I know! I'm working on it! 😅

I'd fully forgotten what my pfp was for a second so I was a little surprised by the Barbie. 😂 But yes, of course! I just realized that means I've had this pfp for almost a year. Maybe it's time for a change... I think I'd want to keep the aroace flag though...

Ok! Now, finally, to your would you rather! Ok, so arranged marriage with Ransom is eventually going to work out well and give you a nice life, but boy, is it a rough road to get there. (I'm working on the next part now and yes, still very sad and rough.) But dating More Than This Steve brings lots of its own complications. Like, are you dating him or is it an arrangement of your own? Cause if it's just dating, I think your position would be pretty precarious with the expectations and responsibilities Steve's family has placed on him. Like, yes, he has a lot more agency than his step-sister but he's not exempt from everything either. But even with all that, I think I'd still go with Steve because you know he'd fight for and support you through all of it.

[sparklingreader]

Where Are You Christmas?

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO @separatist-apologist & @acotargiftexchange​

Summary: During the Christmas season, Elain Archeron is betting set up on a blind date for her sister’s Christmas party. Worse part is? She’s meeting him dressed as Cindy Lou Who. Hopefully her Grinch is handsome as they say. 

Words: 1.4K

Chapters: 1/2 

Elain Archeron couldn’t believe what she have had agreed to. Firstly, she had just broken up with her long time boyfriend, Graysen. As much as he was at fault, Elain couldn’t help but miss him. Graysen had once been her whole world, the center of her universe. Elain had dedicated their home life centering abut his needs and never her own. She had believed so strongly that her needs would once be satisfied once Graysen saw how much she loved him. But Elain woke up one day from that rose colored dream and realized she was worth so much more than the life she and Graysen had planned for themselves, or what Graysen had planed for them. Secondly, Elain had never been set up on a blind date before and she was scared out her gods damned mind that it would in a disaster of flames. And lastly and most importantly, Elain was meeting her date at her sister’s Christmas party wearing her version of  an adult Cindy Lou Who. Apparently, Feyre thought she was super funny by requiring every group to dress up as their favorite Christmas characters. She thought she was even funnier when she told Elain to search for ‘her Grinch’. Elain was way out of her comfort zone.

The wind began to pick up as Elain walked from her apartment down three blocks to the townhouse her sister Feyre shared with her longtime boyfriend, Rhysand. Elain wrapped her petticoat tighter across her chest as she cursed herself for not just calling a cab when it was basically blizzardingx outside. The townhouse came to view and Elain admired the garland flickering with lights along the handrail leading up to the red door with a wreath made beautifully, possibly made by Feyre herself, with silver ornaments. Elain could hear the holiday celebration from outside and wondered if she would ever get to a host a party with her partner that could bring as much joy to their guest as Rhysand and Feyre did. It was one of the many things Graysen was horrible at. He hated all her friends, so being a friendly host was not one of his jack of all trades.

“I can do this.” Elain whispered to herself. And she could do this, because her affirmation podcast told her she could. Before Elain could bring herself to knock, the door opened in a rush and a delighted scream came from her youngest sister. Feyre quickly gathered her sister into a hug before Elain could even process what was happening.

“You look stunningly jolly!” Feyre basically shouted, and Elain could tell Feyre was trying extra hard to pander to Elain. Did she feel bad for Elain? Poor older sister, Elain, and her pathetic attempt at  making a life with a man who barely deserved her in the first place. Poor quite and selfless Elain. Feyre must think a multitude of things about Elain, but now would not be the time to think much of it, Elain was already vulnerable enough.

Elain took a step back and admired her sister. Even through the gray makeup, Feyre was truly happy. She admired her patchwork dress and her precisely drawn stitches that scattered her body. Feyre mirrored Sally from The Nightmare Before Christams perfectly. Elain laughed and couldn’t wait to see Rhysand dressed up as Jack. If Feyre put this much effort into her costume, Elain was sure Feyre would make an even bigger attempt at getting Rhysand to look just as well as she did.

“I didn’t think Sally was a Christmas character.” Elain spoke, eyeing up her sister once again. Feyre closed the door behind them with the snow already melting on the floor.

“Christams is in the name of the movie. Of course she’s a Christmas character.” Feyre snarked back, hooking her arm around Elain’s and walking towards the gathering.

The house was decorated beautifully, most likely by Feyre because of her artistic personality. Stars stars and crystal ornaments hung randomly from the ceiling creating the perfect starry winter night. Elain always loved coming to her sister’s home, Rhysand and Feyre made it a home of love. Something Elain wanted so desperately now. Maybe it was the cold weather that made Elain crave a season of love and warmth. Or it could be that she hasn’t gotten laid in the past month and a half.

Feyre and Elain stepped into the living room arm’s linked together when she saw Cassian, her oldest sister Nesta’s new boyfriend, wearing plausibly the most ridiculous costume Elain had ever seen. Cassian wore a tight red leather skirt with white fluff lining the bottom with a similar looking tube top as he began to slam back shots with his brothers, Rhysand and Azriel. Elain had to cover her mouth quickly before anybody could hear her laugh at how ridicules Cassian had looked. Nesta then walked into the room with her best friends, Emerie and Gwyn, all similarly wearing the same costume as Cassian.

“Mean Girls?” Elain whispered into Feyre’s hair.

“Oh yes. It’s hilarious. What’s even funnier is that Cassian came up with the idea.” Feyre rolled her eyes in amusement, Nesta’s boyfriend was the himbo and everybody took enjoyment in following his sense of humor. “Come on. Let’s go to the kitchen to see your Grinch.” Feyre said, laughing and winking to herself.

Feyre pulled Elain into the kitchen and she caught the eye of her best friend, Arina, dressed as Mrs. Clause talking to supposedly, Elain’s Grinch. His backside was facing Elain, and she couldn’t help herself from admiring the curve of his ass in his fluffy green pants to his broad shoulders to his golden skin on his neck that peaked between the collar of his shirt and his tied up red hair. Elain knew instantly he had to be a Vanserra.

The Vanserra’s were known for their vibrant red hair, a gene carried from their mother rather than their bastard of a father. Although Elain grew up with the Vanserra’s in the same town and eventually the same college, she knew very little of the family. What she did know of the Vanserra’s was that Eris, the eldest, was obsessed with Arina. Of course, Arina had been as of late equally as obsessed with him. Elain wondered if Arina actually invited Eris to the party like she said she would.

Pulling Elain back into the present, Arina waved Elain over, leaving Feyre  to resume her duties as a hostess.

Elain could feel her hands tremble just a tad. Why was she so nervous? It wasn’t dread she was anxious over, but the idea that if something were to bloom from this encounter then this would be it.

She smoothed her puffed black and white checkered dress and took a step forward. She could tell she felt as ridiculous as she looked, because who in their right mind would meet a date with a plastic bottle ontop their head to dress like a Christmas character?

Arina laughed as she introduced them waving, “Cindy Lou Who meet your Grinch.”

He finally turned to her and gods if the world didn’t stop then there would be no explanation as to why Elain stopped breathing. Thankfully his mask was up top his head so Elain can see fully his devastatingly beautiful face. His golden brown skin contrasted beautifully against that ugly neon green suit and Elain could imagine that he could pull off anything. There were three scars over one of his russet eyes that only added to his level of grade A hotness.

“Lucien.” He said extending his hand towards Elain.

Elain’s knees buckled then at the deep richness of his voice. She could’t tell which was hotter, his voice or the way he wore his costume.

“Elain.” She responded grasping his rough calloused hand.

He offered her a smile and Elain caught a flicker in his eyes.

“Can I make you a drink?” He asked nodding to her still empty hands.

“Only if it’s not Eggnog.” Elain hated Eggnog, no matter how much alcohol was mixed in.

“Deal.” He said turning his back to the kitchen counter and began making Elain a drink.

Elain watched him carefully as the began to line the rim of the glass with sugar. He then began to pour equal parts vodka and Sprite cranberry. She smiled at the simplicity of it, but she smiled even more at the care he had been putting into it. Elain could tell that Lucien was the kind of man who  put thought into everything he did. The real question was, how much thought did he put into the bedroom? Elain hoped she could find out tonight.

[cinamun]

You're probably getting so many of these but I have a brand new sim that's has nothing going on with him but a name. Bruno.

"venti oat milk mocha no whip extra hot". the barista always hums the Bruno song from Encanto when he comes in every morning and this is the exact look he gives them. raised by grandma Lou. loves to cook. hates apologists. is rediscovering himself after .... the incident. he misses her. he didn't know the lake was that deep. he hated the interrogation. he kept their cat, her name is James. therapy twice a week but his therapist doesn't think he needs it anymore. neither does he. has a vision board. plays the bass. won gold in the DSV Chess Championship two years in a row. doesn't brag about it. is always given the aux. often deep in thought. hates office work, has a way with words. has anxiety but breathes through it. can catch fish with his hands.

[blueiight]

now as for why his other crimes against claudia and black and disabled women go unnoticed, i'm going to hazard a guess that you stepped into the ◻️ side of the fandom and especially the side where louis is purely an object for lestat's gratification and not a whole person. where any analysis of louis is only in relation to loustat (which is common for lewis because that's what anne wrote him as).

it's an interesting manifestation of white supremacy where black characters are only seen in relation to white characters.

*claudia's relationship with louis doesn't matter but you'll see endless conversations about whether lestat loved claudia

*all the black women prostitutes and louis as their pimp never get airtime (which btw might give insight as to how louis sees women generally and later on himself) but antoinette the most transparent character gets days of analysis

*louis' relationship with his family isn't discussed (and yet who he is and how he behaves in his own family is informed by this) but when it's time to put up lestat defence you will hear everything about his father, mother, brood of siblings and his cousins if they can be unearthed

u make a rly interesting point on how louis viewed women being part of why his days as hbic of storyville flow in the beats that they do… we’re introduced to the aftermath of bricktop fighting off the alderman who tried to rape her but the framing is more like ah just another busy day for mr du lac cleaning up after some bs again just before the vampire shit. drunk rapist racist man calls louis a racial slur? ahh hes not just that slur u see, ur speaking to louis de pointe du lac& he owns 8 of these 14 properties or however many r down the block. we literally only see the musicmen in the azalea, we no longer need to see him ‘cleaning up’ after nobody. aww aint that nice lou [LOL]. playing stan wars over evil vampire yaoi is stupid but ig its cuz i dont subscribe to the church of white supremacy ppl seem to think im an ‘apologist’ for certain fictional characters or try to group me into certain fan camps. #jobless . theres certainly merit in analyzing lestat x louis relationship n how louis fits into that + how lestat’s own past informs his present [u need ingredients to bake a cake, even if the cake is 150 years old] but u make points in how ppl can be a bit more lenient to lestat bc hes white, even moreso if theyre coming from vc fanon bc post interview lestat is the/a central character n vc fans love framing les as the hero lolz. but i do wonder if louis was kept white would fans still stretch and hyperanalyze cuz they cant see a bm exploiting bw or having a readily available farm of humans in dubai as ‘evil enough’ n would be more readily able to recognize where louis’s moral complexities n capacity for evil in canon lie as is? w/o tryna badger down black fans or fans who dont wanna play into harebrained theories when louis’s actual crimes r right there as ~~ dumb louis fans tryna cry apologetics ~~~ or w/e idk. i think show wise claudia and louis’s relationship is fascinating bc theyre both creole [i have a post n sandwiched in a bs response to an ask i mention how i think the mind link they had/have serves a metaphor to this as well] and vampire siblings/parent and child/etc etc.. emotional codependence predicated on the denial of claudia ever being allowed to be woman, bc louis wanted a child, wanted something to fill the emptiness of losing his family/wealth all in one, but she is selectively mature when it serves louis for her to be. shes coming up on 33, can the children kill the father, can claudia take this out my hands

[polinationtech]

HELLO!!!

My name is Lucy and this is kinda a simblr where I talk about sims lore from all the games. I will also reblog some things and share facts about my OCs.

My 'Talking about Sims Lore' posts

My OCs

About Me:

I am a 21 years old demigirl from Argentina 🇦🇷 (She/They/Ella/Elle). I am an Aquarius and also a panromantic demi/grey ace. Other of my favorite things include cats, writing, reading books, anime, drawing, listening to music* and tomar mate 🧉 (solo los sudamericanxs lo van a entender)

*btw some of my favorite bands and artists include: Pink floyd, Bowie, Queen, Soda Stereo, Spinetta, Lou Reed, Alice in Chains, MCR, The Cure and Fiona Apple.

I aspire to be a Literature teacher one day, I play piano and drums but I'm still learning.

As I said, I also like anime, manga and reading books:

My favorite anime and manga is Jojos Bizarre Adventure. Others include Madoka Magica, Tokyo Revengers, Steins;Gate (but I prefer the visual novel imo)

Currently reading: Bridgerton Book 1, El Bestiario (Cortázar)

DO NOT INTERACT IF

You're a TERF, acephobic, bigot, racist, ableist, etc.

If you are a radfem: transphobes, acephobes and SWERFs are NOT WELCOME HERE.

If you are pro-colonialist, pro-dictatorship o genocide apologist.

I will apply TW when needed, but I will not post nothing graphic or nsfw, only mention of sensitive themes sometimes (not always and not my main focus in this blog).

CURRENTLY PLAYING!!

BE WARNED THAT I GET BORED OF MY OWN SAVES SOMETIMES!! I don't share screenshots very often and my gameplay style is kinda boring but anyways...

My TS2 Neighborhoods & Challenges:

WIP

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[lesbiancloudtail]

i keep getting gomens followers so hello let's recap: i hate neil gaiman, season 2 was really badly written to the point where my friend lou and i want to rewrite it (but i'm still having a ball in this bitch), and last but certainly not least i'm an aziraphale apologist. any questions?? no?? good

[loplainlointhemorning]

you’re special to ME

- hates Lana as a human being and criticizes her constantly but has not stopped listening to her for 3 years

- mall goth subculture enjoyer

- kurt Cobain stan but you’re really creepy and weird about it

- actually critical of curt wild

- beatles lover but you recognize that they are bad

- mccartney hater

- you are obsessed with a band i can’t stand (not mcr, msp, modern baseball, the front bottoms, the strokes, hobo johnson, the moldy peaches, or any twee/olympia pop bands)

- musical enjoyer (not Hamilton or RENT)

- lou Reed apologist

- you hate iggy pop

[singeratlarge]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to André 3000, Billy Adamson (The Searchers), Paul Bettany, Cilla Black, Dee Dee Bridgewater, Jimmy Castor Bunch’s 1972 “Troglodyte” single, Özgür Çevik, John Cheever, Harlan Ellison, Mal Evans, Joseph Fiennes, Neil Finn, The Golden Gate Bridge (1937), Lou Gossett, Jr., Dasheille Hammett, Wild Bill Hickok, Tony Hillerman, Hubert Humphrey, Sean Kinney, Peter Knight (Steeleye Span), Christopher Lee, Ramsey Lewis, Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes, Paul McCartney & Wings 1975 VENUS & MARS LP, Lee Meriweather, Thea Musgrave, music influencer Mondo Quinn, Vincent Price, Pete Sears, The Sex Pistols 1977 “God Save the Queen” single, Bud Shank, Siouxsie Sioux, Barry Vissell, my Most Excellent son-in-law Brian Walton, Blind Tom Wiggins, Don Williams, Herman Wouk, Chester Zardis, and renowned guitarist, singer-songwriter, spiritual apologist, human rights activist, and environmentalist Bruce Cockburn. He’s been at it a long time, with many awards and kudos to his name, but his music speaks louder than all of that—truly a man on a mission from God. His records have been in my life for many years, presenting me with intelligent spirituality and lyrical beauty that connects with the natural and the urban. Here’s a recent interview with Bruce to sum up his latest recording https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-nCfOUp6cU ...Meanwhile, HB BC—thank you for your volumes of music and service.

#brucecockburn #Canada #SanFrancisco #SanFranciscoLighthouse #christian #singersongwriter #activist

[lesbianaang]

sorry to be a lestat apologist but if i gave my literal blood to create a vampire daughter and then immediately after she and my husband (who was about to leave me before he brought her back) started telecommunicating in a way i never can with them and she started referring to him as “daddy lou” while i’m “uncle les”… yeah i might go a little crazy. it only adds insult to injury when she comes back home after abandoning them and putting louis through a personal hell to ask him to leave with her because she says LESTAT is the toxic influence… i really can’t defend what happened after at all but that was definitely some long-term, unaddressed resentment coming out all at once lol

[fandomassimilator]

My Next Gen Texting Fic Crack part 1

Year Seven- Teddy Lupin (Huffelpuff) Victorie Weasley (Ravenclaw)

Year Five- Dominique Weasley (Gryphindor)

Year Four - Louis Weasley (Attends Beaubaxtons but still included)

Year Three- Jamie Potter (Gryphindor) Freddie Weasley-Johnson (Gryphindor)

Year Two- Roxanne Weasley-Johnson (Gryphindor)

Year One- Albus Potter (Slytherin) Rose Granger-Weasley (Gryphindor) Scorpius Malfoy (Slytherin)

Not Sorted Yet: Hugo Granger-Weasley, Molly Weasley-Wood, Lucy Weasley-Wood, Lily Luna Potter, Daisy Dursley

Note; this is not cursed child compliant at all (no shocker) and follows my own slight interpretation of post cannon, the ages are flipped around, Teddy and Jamie are only four years apart so he can be a part of the story, Hugo is one year younger then Rose while Molly, Lucy, Lily and Daisy are four years younger then Albus

Warning right now: this author is a Percy Weasley apologist, these contain a plot line where Percy was disowned from his family after a row after the battle of hogwarts and Fred’s ensuing death, his twin daughters carry the last name but he does not, none of his family has seen him in years, or his daughters. The -Wood part is self-explanatory. Nothing about this follows cannon but fuck cannon. More about this will learn as the story unfolds

These will be random and in no way cohesive or planned, just ignore the continuity errors- i will however try to explore more of a character if requested. These practice ‘writings’ are to explore the next gen because Jesus Christ these kids need a bit of a fixer uppper

—✨tHe WoTtErS✨—

Jamie added ‘Albus’ to the group chat

Jamie changed ‘Albus’s name to ‘Baby Slytherin’

Baby Slytherin: does this mean you don’t hate me?

Teddy; Of course not Al

Dom: we woulnt have added you to the gc if we did

Vic: DOMINIQUE

Dom: wat its tru?

Fredric: Welcome to the party 🎉

Baby Slytherin: is rose here

Jamie: iS rOsE hErE

Jamie: im your actual sibling

Roxie: pov Albus at every family gathering

Baby Slytherin: I dont deserve this

Vic: aunt hermione wouldn’t let her get a phone

Fredric: we’ll see how long uncle Ron lasts w that

Dom: clingy bastard

Vic; DOMINIQUE

Roxie: let the prophet speak Vic

Ted changed ‘Baby Slytherin’s name to ‘Albus’

Ted: Albus, are you doing alr in Slytherin, did you make any friends?

Jamie: on the FIRST DAY???

Jamie: thats asking a lot of Al

Albus: yeah, one

Fredric: thats more then you Jamie

Jamie: STFU I HAD YOU

Fredric: I DONT COUNT IM UR COUSIN

Jamie: ROSE IS ALBUS’S COUSIN

Albus: its not rose

Roxie: pray tell

Albus: no

Dom: some blond kid? I saw you

Vic: The Lovegoods arent in school yet?

Albus: not the Lovegoods

Fredric: ?????who????🧐

Albus: not telling

Roxie: SPILL

Albus: oh look its dad textin

Albus: do you think if we work together we could trick him into thinking im in Ravenclaw?

Ted: be honest w ur dad Al

Jamie: Also i already told mum

Albus: you tell mum everything

Freddie: girls, girls, why fight?

Dom: im asking rose the name of ur friend

Albus: pls no

Ted: why is it a secret

Albus: Jamie wont like it

Jamie: what???

Albus: oh look my screen times ab to go off

Albus: by guys

Jamie: should i tell him the password is our parents anniversary?

Ted: let him figure it out

Freddie:

Dom: what the actual fuck is wrong with you?

Vic: DOMINIQUE

Dom: the baby is gone i can do cuss words

Ted: Roxanne is 12

Freddie: Roxanne grew up around quidditch players, she can curse like a full grown man

Jamie: im so proud

Louis: guys i just checked my phone wtf is that gif Freddie?

Freddie: starting the school year off right

Dom: how’s France Lou?

Louis: its good, better food

Louis: i got stuff to tell you Dom and vic

Vic: other gc?

Ted: can I hear?

Louis: yes

Freddie: WTF NOT FAIR

Jamie: I WANNA HEAR THE HOT FRENCH GOSS

Roxie: YEAH

Dom: L

-The Best Weasleys + Teddy-

Dom: English pls for teddy and myself

Vic: Dominique…

Dom: i dont wanna translate rn just spill

Louis: so everyone’s 14 now and we’re all getting crushes and whatnot

Dom: omg is happening

Vic: is there a girl? Is she pretty?

Louis: thats the thing

Ted: what’s she’s like?

Louis: his name is Charles

Louis: i think i kinda knew i liked him last year but now we’re all older and it feel more real

Louis: i wanted to tell you guys first

Dom: Lou, we support you, completely, but im going to let vic handle the speech

Vic: Louis, we are your sisters, no matter who you chose to love, even if they’re really ugly, we support you

Ted: also between the four of us you are not the only straight person in this family

Louis: WHAT

Dom: OMG PRAY TELL

Ted: another time!

Dom: we love you Lou, go for it

Vic: okay, bed all three of you, its late!

Ted: ma’m yes ma’m

Dom: see Vic, hes such husband material

Victorie: DOMINIQUE