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oh honey i WILL yap about how knights templar and teutonic knights prussia is similar to david and jonathan from the bible and YOU WILL listen to me.

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how do I make my ocs have a fandom pleaseeee AAAA I want them to have a fandom!! : ((

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Hws Poland Candy charm design (blueprint)

Thanks to @aurum-cat and @chao-mp3 for helping me out with the design <3

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I GET YOU GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT I GET YOU!!!!!!!!!

I hate nice people. I mean I love them, but bring me back to a relationship where I wondered if someone even liked me, because it was less exhausting than this

I won't handle another compliment from this man. stop being so nice to everyone, it's tearing me apart

What the fuck

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Lietpol „December sleepover”

Wheee I finally finished something

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petition to make 'song writing' teutemps alternative ship name

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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living my own dream rn I JUST GOT A PIN MARKER FOR MY BIRTHDAY

THE AMOUNT OF HWS KNIGHTS TEMPLAR MERCH IM GOING TO MAKE WITH THIS THING

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anyone wanna start a micronation on discord?

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me explaining that herr flick and helga are woke actually because herr flick is a disabled autistic lesbian transwoman in a loving monogamous kink relationship with a cis woman who understands & caters to their needs

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everyday I miss teutemp, but it's actually them missing eachother because they live in two difrent parts of my brain. Please pay for my lobotomy so the boyfriends can be together again 💗

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fankid of the ship that I came up with miob1i !!

baby aushun is a boy austria confused his gender just like he did with chibitalia

translation: the song is called your mother is dead

he is a little bit evil but makes a cute face and hungary can't scold him >□<

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11.11 - Poland's Independence Day

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polmano!!

romano likes knights/paladins.. he's fascinated by the teutonic order and its deeds.. what would he think about hussars?

big thanks to @melcik77 who i was brainstorming about polmano with yesterday :]

different versions of the drawing under cut

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:3333 (I am not dead)

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reblog if you need a hug

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Strasznie wczoraj zachlałem. Paliłem blanty do piątej rano. Film mi się urwał jak leżałem w rurze. Teraz mnie krzyż napierdala. Trochę się przespałem, ale musiałem wstać rano bo mam obowiązki. Mam dziecko. Niektórzy mówią, że nie można chlać jak się ma dzieci, ale to nie prawda. Można, tylko trzeba wstawać rano. Na tym polega odpowiedzialność.