#Lotr humor

[inessencedevided]

What I write as the introductory sentence to my cover letters: In these unsteady times, dominated by multiple crises and constant news-coverage, it is more important than ever to ...

What I WANT to write as the introductory sentence to my cover letters: The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air ...

[silmarillion-ways-to-die]

This meme is relevant to my interests.

[entishramblings]

guys I’m shrieking….

so, I’m watching Boromir’s death on YouTube so I can get wording correct for a fic I’m writing

and the closed captioning is just so wrong…..

“peas”

———BE AT PEAS SON OF GONDOR!!

P E A S

P E A S

[pflugy17]

[silme-lorien]

when is legolas finding the time to braid his hair. like i know that shit got fucked up after every battle. imagine boromir getting increasingly annoyed at legolas for doing his hair every morning and gimli and aragorn defending him because they know the importance of hair/braids to elves

[winwin17]

It's only called Rivendell because Elrond's Daycare and Orphanage doesn't have that Elvish feel to it.

[vildo]

incorrect quotes

[curiouselleth]

FALL, FALL INTO BED RIDERS OF THEODEN,

SWEET DREAMS AWAIT: OF ELVES AND JOY!

BLANKETS SHALL BE LAID, PILLOWS SHALL BE FLUFFED,

LET THE BLANKETS BE DRAWN BACK, THE ALARMS TURNED OFF!

FORTH, EORLINGAS!

FALL, FALL INTO BED RIDERS OF THEODEN,

PEACEFUL REST AWAITS: HOBBITS AND HOPE!

CURTAINS SHALL BE DRAWN, BLANKETS SHALL BE TUCKED,

A COZY TIME, A SLEEPY TIME, UNTIL THE SUN RISESSSSSSSSS!

SLEEP NOW! SLEEP NOW! SLEEP FOR GONDOR!

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

credit to @maellor, who inspired this by refusing, once again, to go to bed at a reasonable time. and possibly at all I think this is some of my best work.

[animezinglife]

Gandalf/everyone: War is no place for hobbits.

Samwise Gamgee, Gardener [in Mordor]:

[jewishdragon]

Me after Yom Kippur Break Fast

"but what about Second Yom Kippur Break Fast?"

[ghostiesandghoulss]

Rip Aragorn, you would’ve loved Unreal Unearth

[xeniyadellsblog]

Келебримбор: В тебе есть хоть что-то хорошее, Аннатар?

Аннатар: Я хороший тиран!

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

Celebrimbor: Is there anything good about you, Annatar?

Annatar: I'm a good tyrant!

[silmarillion-ways-to-die]

I understand that Sauron put his power into the One Ring so he could control the other rings and through them, the leaders of Elves, Dwarves, and Men. But when the One Ring was destroyed, why was his power also destroyed? Why didn't all that power return to Sauron, making him even stronger?

Pharmacist: I meant questions about your Adderall.

[entishramblings]

time to light your pipe of longbottom leaf because I have found Aragorn in his 20’s…

I can see him dirty and covered in grim as he hunts with Elrohir and Elladan. I can see him young and fresh running with the rangers, eager to see the world. I can see him scraped up and bleeding, returning to the house of Elrond, with smirks and grins as he flirts with Arwen. I can see him.

now, excuse me, as I promptly shriek as if I found a nazgûl in my bathtub.

[ariesintheshire]

Call me a hobbit, because I’m ready to make second breakfast for you every day.