#Lordy jeebus

[dewitty1]

3am migraine.

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[neoninky]

Inky: *typing typing typing writing out fluffy romantic build up finally typing typity type*

Chaos Brain Gremlin: ....what if they get together with each other instead of these two other here- Inky: Brain. Just because Malleus has hella protag love interest energy in-game and just because I've basically replaced the Yuu with my OC, Petra, does NOT mean that they should be together in a romantic way. CBG: Damn. Although...she would be a great wing woman.

Inky: TRU

Jokes aside, I was revisiting Glorious Masquerade content (cuz it's my favorite event and I miss it sobs) and lordy does Malleus really lean into that gigachad main boi energy with Yuu (or whatever you name your insert): Calling us by name, protecting and rescuing us cuz we ain't got no magic, suggesting a totally not romantic cough nighttime stroll??? ....This TWST Poster Boi Goth Fae Prince Tamaki Suoh energy having mofo I swear-SIR.

Malleus, we get it, you're The Guy(TM) jeebus calm down lol.

[allthinky]

Yes. And so many of the arrangements feel otherworldly?

But don't sleep on Nina Simone. "I Love My Baby"? Jeebus. And then the Dylan cover. Just. Lordy lord.

One thing I love about s2 is how well the needle drops line up with what we're seeing on screen. S1 had great music choices but I think s2 goes above and beyond.

Strawberry Letter 23 (by Shuggie Otis) plays during Ed's crew's raid montage, and it's so perfect - I wrote about this here, but this is a song about sending love letters and, just as Stede was sending letters to Ed, Ed's raids are like messages to Stede.

Francis Bebey's Pygmy Love Song plays over Ed's impossible bird speech to Frenchie, and as the shot transitions from Ed to Stede, looking at the moon together. I love how Ed is in such a dark place, but the lyrics over the scene are "my heart is full of love." Even as Ed is thinking about never returning to land, his heart is full of love for Stede.

We all know This Woman's Work (Kate Bush) was incredible during s2e3, but something about the lines "I know you've got a little life in you left, I know you've got a lot of strength left" playing as Ed decides he's not ready to die still gets me every time.

Seabird (Alessi Brothers) is probably my favorite all season, just because "listen lonely seabird, you've been away from land too long" is so perfect to play over Ed, the man who decided he was going to be an impossible bird and never return to land, giving himself a second chance and returning to the ship with the man he loves.

The people responsible for picking the songs used this season owe me for emotional damages. I don't think they could've done a more perfect job. It's another example of how much love and care is put into this show; they don't just look for appropriate vibes, they went out of their way to pick songs that add to and enhance what we see on screen.

[haderjuicetrashpile]

So UHM I’m possibly going to be a part of a charity drag show this month. The theme is halloween in July and OBVIOUSLY I’m gonna be dressing up as Beetlejuice. I am all sorts of nervous and highkey worried that I’m gonna make a fool out of myself. This is a charity event so I’m not super worried but boi oh boi 😅 I cannot sleep as I am now just overthinking this😬

[domestic-housebunny]

How many kids do you want? Names?

Oh, lordy jeebus. As my boyfriend very well knows, I can talk about my future kids forever lol. I used to want 4, but since meeting him, I liked his view on it. We both want as many as we are able to have and take care of properly, so whatever that looks like. That’ll be a heck of a time for my body, I’m sure, if we’re able to take care of a lot lol, but this mama bunny is ready for her baby bun buns, however many there are and no matter if they’re all biological or not 💕 As far as baby names, I have this page (in “links” under my bio) with all of them, but I’ll only list my favorites in this ask. I’ll also provide translation for those that need it :)

Fave Girls/Feminine Names

johanna ivie kanshiopan (elegant dawn)

evelynne alivia opataes (white flower)

alaia dahliana nikanixit-xkwe (queen)

maisie alia oxehemu (moonlight)

wlllow reilly

daneiris elara kumhokwtet (little cloud)

Fave Boys/Masculine Names

maxwell joaquin welaxen (good wind)

noah matthew

alexander milo tenkpatu (to put out fire with water)

alexander gabriel

atlas james

milo graham

The way my mom named me and my brother was we had our English first and middle name then, also as our second middle name, we got our native names, so that’s what I want to do with my kids, hence why some (my absolute favorites) have native names as well listed ☺

[ambris]

DEMOCRATS WON THE HOUSE SWEET LORDI JEEBUS

[suchachaoticgood]

That fucking skirt swirl FTW

Fucking Hell….

[seenashwrite]

I got you.

jerkbitchidjitassbutt reblogged your post ““Sweetheart”, Dean said...” and added:

There are a few suggestions in the OP, but if (IF) one were to choose an alternate nickname for an affectionate relationship with Dean, what would that be? Honestly, “sweetheart” does seem natural to me. I see it as a nickname Dean might use affectionately, but do have to admit that these stats are valid.So, what other nicknames do you foresee Dean using? *I may or may not use it in a fic*

@jerkbitchidjitassbutt - First of all, fabulous name, and secondly, voilà! --> 

The Endeanments Breakdown

(PS: lordy babby jeebus, those were not suggestions, I think Dean would gag on them before they even got past his lips; meant to be my pondering on why sweetheart caught on but those didn’t. I just might take that mental exercise out, you’re not the first one to misunderstand and on god, I’ve re-worded it three or four times, a definite one for the “Nash Whiffs” column 😉)

[sleepyrights]

hi hi!

i just wanted to stop in really quick to say that i am working on new fics! i just worked overtime this past week so im a little tired;; imagine being employed, jeebus lordie

anyways !! i want to thank everyone for the recent follows! i should have basilly's event fic up, a song fic that im making Completely Self Indulgent (c!wilbur x masc!reader, in case youre wondering). i also want to try and branch out a bit, so i might do something with quackity? dunno! but if you lot have any ideas id always love to hear them! my ask box is definitely open :D

thank you all again, i appreciate all the support !! <3

[djseaward]

march friday things

hi guys, time for a friday things-style post. i don't know if it is just that winter has gone on for what feels like unbelievably too long, or if it's so so close to spring break, but i'm just not having it lately, guys. it's hard to summon up the ire for my work, i need way too much coffee, and my enthusiasm is starting to wane. (alex and i have a joke that whenever one of us uses the the word 'wane', the other person has to say, in a garth algar voice, "waaaaayyyyne?" because this is who we are.

alas, it's one more week 'til our prazdniny (holiday) so it's time to hold on and embrace all of the winter things for at least one more week! do y'all even know how cold it's been here? jeebus. it’s true that the prague castle guards have been abandoning their post because ain’t nobody want to stand outside in that. it's about on par with last year's cold blast. on the happy and optimistic side, the ponds and rivers have now officially frozen over. do i smell pond-skating? perhaps, if i can quickly get my hands on some skates. (hint hint - it would not be terrible to borrow someone’s skates)

embracing winter

so, let's get right to the positives about winter still being here. you know what there's still time for?

lighting candles over-sized woolens and knits cups of tea roasts in the oven reading in a cozy nook in natural daylight while snowflakes fall outside ice-skating, and having a hot chocolate afterwards catching up on oscar-nominated films planning & researching warmer weather travels going sledding baking while listening to music from the 1950's sitting my the fireplace or woodstove (if you have one. i'll just be sitting by the radiator!) knitting snuggling under blankets eating your weight in chocolate going on a snowy walk drinking a spicy cup of golden milk

the last one has been my favorite winter drink this year - definitely my m.v.p. as far as far as wonderful beverages go! if you don't know what golden milk is, it's a delightful blend of spices including turmeric, cinnamon, ginger, black pepper, and others with milk and sweetner of your choice that is warming, so nutritious (countless benefits) and absolutely delicious -- even more so than a hot chocolate, if you ask me. i'm already on my second batch this winter, as i make it by the jar.

some responses from "what's your favorite winter activity?" that some of y'all chimed in with a couple years ago:

"travel -- especially to a place that has nicer weather" -- camila, adventitious violet "sleeping in, waking up and drinking coffee while slowly eating breakfast while looking at the snow outside." -- natalye, deutsch, bitte! "getting outside when it's sunny and enjoying the fresh air." -- kerri, life as unusuals "watching period movies." -- anda, the twisted red ladybug "snow, fireplaces, hot toddies, anything involving being super cozy." -- edna, expat edna "cozying up with a cup of tea and a good book." -- jessi, two feet one world "finding cozy cafes that serve hot chocolate followed by a long bath!" -- marcella, what a wonderful world

are we full of inspiration again, yet? now that it is march, i'm looking forward to my favorite march activity: hiding away in a dark, damp bar nursing a dram of whisky while iron maiden (or similar) plays in the background. i can't think of a better st. patrick's day thought than that.

dancing progress

you may have remembered that we've started dance lessons in czech language a couple weeks ago and have about two more months to go! i was surprised actually that the language barrier hasn't really hampered my understanding or enjoyment, nor is it scary. hurrah! already we are far better than we were before, now that we've realized that the cha-cha and jive are two completely different dances. it's really nice to have this knowledge and it's a great way to pass a dark winter night: by getting up and moving! much needed for the body, heart and mind, really.

shifts

lately, i just haven't been able to deal with social media. none of it, really. yesterday i spent maybe twenty minutes on facebook and i felt like my soul was just sucked right out. this year, i've been pretty conscious about how i spend my time, mostly owing to the fact that i've been incredibly busy with my work so i have to account for almost every minute on weekdays. with yoga and language study a priority, social media has been the first thing to fall, and rightly so. it's a time suck. it often does not inspire positivity (although it can, but...). not only this, but it certainly has been a big culprit when it comes to the reason for fewer blog posts over the past year. 

i've also noticed a lot of people who used to write blogs now only appear on their social media applications. it's like writing long-form has gone out of fashion, and it kind of amazes me to see these people who were going full-force like a steam train a couple of years ago have expired domain names now. i hope with the whole "live simply" trend that is undoubtedly sweeping the internet that we can get back to the basics. to the writing that matters and not sad and/or obvious and unrelated-to-your-content sponsored posts. daily life. living life. it's what matters.

not only this, i’m feeling an empowering shift in my personal life, as well! to release what is no longer needed and embrace the things that are special and important. sometimes starting a new year can (help) do that for you.  incidentally, this new york times piece on the ‘tyranny of convenience’ really made an impression on a thought i’ve already been feeling for awhile. isn’t it funny, the embracing of “slow living” while we still feel like we need so much technology to assist us? what good does it all actually do for us?

upcoming travels

lordy, am i looking forward to some of the trips we have planned for this month! we'll be heading all over the czech republic to brno and prague, and heading over to poland at the very end of the month! i haven't been there in almost four years, so i'm looking forward to getting back to this wonderful, marvelous country and getting to know its coolest city in a more "off-the-beaten-path" sort of way. all with our pejsek (little dog), of course.

have a wonderful weekend, all. i’ll be trying to figure out how best to enjoy the last of this gorgeous snowy winter without freezing my fingers off.

[ellaintrigue]

So Trumples was doing a speech the other day and I couldn't help but notice the silver fox standing behind him, blinking slowly. Damn, I bet that guy was hot back in the day! Then my memory clicked on the right name... ah, it's Pence! So I Googled him, and DAAAAAAAAMN, look at that picture! Someone get me a time machine! And between the two leftie idiots currently competing, I would pick Biden. Not just because Sanders is a socialist wacko, but, sorry to body shame, but EW. Biden is a good looking guy. Not sexy like Pence but not an ogre either.

Now mind you, I prefer men 26-33 but in the big picture can be attracted to 18-45. MAYBE 50, but rarely. Generally, 40 is my limit. Well, the other day I was in the liquor store and a familiar face walked in, it was a local guy that used to shop at my old job. And he stopped and said, "hey, I've missed you!" just like that. And it was flattering because I had actually missed him too. He is a very nice man and also a local farmer that often sits on a tractor all day. He is short (love little men), very attractive, and a redhead with faded freckles spattered across his face under his twinkling eyes.

We would talk sometimes at my old job and my boss was like "um, you guys look like you want to eat each other." But, come on, it wasn't like that! Two fair looking people can talk and be friends. He said to me once, "I knew your grandfather, I used to visit him in his woodworking shop!" Now, see the issue? The man is in his 60's!! He is at least my father's age yet manages to be hot as fuck. When I saw him in the liquor store the other day I told him it was great seeing him as we were both about to leave and he had this look on his face like he didn't want to stop talking.

But, what could I do? I affectionately told him I would see him around. If I had a time machine I would travel back 30 years and chase him like a rabid dog, I once said something to my old boss of that effect. But there are no time machines, it's stuck in 2020, I am 30, and the 1 one hot guy left in Berlin is in his 60's. Hell, when he said hi to me he was probably just viewing me as a nice young person like his kids or grandkids. Or maybe he was having a senile moment. Sometimes I see him out and about in his big shiny red Silverado with the custom rims (this guy really has great taste) and he probably has to be super careful while driving because he's old as fuck and probably can't see well.

I wonder if he still... works. Well, that is just too much of a thought. I clasped my hands over the steering wheel of my old truck in prayer: "Lordy Jeebus up there, I am sorry that I have sunk morally and am having unpure thoughts about a senior citizen."

Sometimes we all think about things that are wrong but we have to brush those thoughts off and strive to be better humans. Think of the consequences if you acted on every stupid thing you thought. Imagine the shock, horror, and disappointment on my parents' faces when they found out I had been arrested. As the stony faced deputies put me in handcuffs I would wail, "OH MY GOD, WHAT DID I DO?" Ma'am, you molested a vulnerable adult. BUT HE WANTED IT. Ma'am, it is illegal to touch children, animals, and when you saw that old guy you should have respected his frail state at 60-something and backed away. His children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren, and great-great-grandchildren are all pressing charges.

My mother would be shaken and tearful as she visited me in county. "Didn't I raise you right? I taught you everything you know, I taught you right from wrong, and I taught you to be kind. I am so ashamed! How could you do such a thing??" Then she would disown me and adopt some blond 30-something male orphan to replace me and do things for her that dad can't do.

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