haderjuicetrashpile
General Fandom Shitposting And Garbage Galore
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22鈾嶏笍|They/them|Pan|Trashmouth|Asks are open|I want to get back into writing|Some 18+ content here|馃└LostBoys馃└|馃Beetlejuice锟斤拷锟斤拷鈿帮笍BTVS鈿帮笍|馃巿IT馃巿|馃枻BillHader馃枻
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haderjuicetrashpile 1 year ago
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When worlds collide 馃馃惁鈥嶁瑳
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haderjuicetrashpile 2 years ago
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Copia and Terzo as The Phantoms of the Opera
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haderjuicetrashpile 2 years ago
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It's getting very cold outside, maybe this will warm some of you up.
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haderjuicetrashpile 2 years ago
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WIP sketches of Cardinal Copia :>
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haderjuicetrashpile 2 years ago
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puts him in my pocket for safe keeping
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haderjuicetrashpile 2 years ago
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You know what I love about the hotel/cave the boys live in?
It's the perfect tool to use when writing fics. Like, you can write about the boys having anything they want or need and it'll be because it was leftover from when the hotel was still standing.
They have beds lying around? Oh, it's from the hotel rooms that survived the fall.
They all have a bunch of clothes and accessories? Oh, they're from the luggage of guests staying in the hotel.
There just so happens to be a perfectly preserved fireplace with excellent craftsmanship and a romantic appearance to use as background while you kiss your vampire lover? Part of the hotel, babyyyyyy!!
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haderjuicetrashpile 2 years ago
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Listening to Brooke McCarter's song sample list and coming across that one part where he lets out the most sensual moan ever heard
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u killed me brooke i'm dead now
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haderjuicetrashpile 2 years ago
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So is there like a form I need to fill in to become a vampire?
Like I'm already a sleep deprived slutty queer who also happens to be depressed and has a nicotine and caffeine dependency.
If that doesn't scream vampire I don't know what does.
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haderjuicetrashpile 2 years ago
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Ok now because of @two-red-lungs 's headcanon about Marko being Italian (which I am now clinging to like it's a lifeline lol). All I can think about is
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Marko getting so lost in pleasure while he's with his mate that he just completely forgets English and starts speaking Italian. If you don't understand it, be ready to just bask in the beauty that is him speaking it, head thrown back in pleasure while he completely loses his shit, you get a gist of what he's saying due to the tone, fluctuations in his voice, and overall breathlessness.
If you do speak it, it is some of the dirtiest, yet sweet and romantic shit falling from this boy's tongue. You're not quite sure how he could mix both how much he loves you, how good you feel taking him, and how he wanted to completely ruin you for anyone else, so you would never even think of straying (pfff as if you would). But he does, and it sounds like music to your ears.
When it's all said and done it still takes him a bit to learn English again. He's cuddling with you, basking in the afterglow and muttering soft little confessions of love against your skin.
Give the boy a bit, let him ride out the serotonin, he'll eventually start speaking so you can understand him again (if you hadn't been able to this whole time).
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haderjuicetrashpile 2 years ago
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One of my family members got me this killer coffee cup today! I love that my family is always on the lookout for 80s horror movie things for me (mostly beetlejuice and lost boys) 馃枻馃
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haderjuicetrashpile 2 years ago
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I made an attempt at Eddie Munson tonight 馃枻
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haderjuicetrashpile 3 years ago
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BILL HADER The Hollywood Reporter (Photographed by David Needleman)
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haderjuicetrashpile 3 years ago
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The Eyes 馃憖
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haderjuicetrashpile 3 years ago
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Best picture I've ever come across! 馃槏
(Also I wanna know what book/magazine this is from, I really really want one!)
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haderjuicetrashpile 3 years ago
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馃悕 lady!
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haderjuicetrashpile 3 years ago
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can someone open a window or something
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haderjuicetrashpile 3 years ago
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