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badfanfix · 2 years ago

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There’s no title, have a Diamond Clan fic.

Lord Electrode’s wardens did not always last long.

There was a risk to being a warden, to caring for a semi-feral Pokemon—divinely blessed or not—that could easily decide it disliked something and poison, maul, trample, or drown you for the slight. But Lord Electrode was always considered on a level of his own. The electrical surges when it was happy, the literal explosions when it was annoyed, even the fact that it could lose its balance and go careening down the mountainside near Moonview Arena—most of the clans rarely even saw the Lord of the Hollow, and most were perfectly fine with that. Plenty of young brash wardens had died in the Lord’s service, and even ones who lived to see their hair turn gray met painful ends due to a simple careless error leading to a blast.

When Melli was augured as the new warden, most did not expect him to last the season. He was too quiet, said the elders, too shy and always hiding behind Adaman or Mei. He was too timid, said the old women. Lord Electrode would lose patience with him and blow him away. The procession that delivered him up the mountain was more akin to a funeral than a celebration like it might have been for Lady Liligant or Lord Wyrdeer. Melli cried half the way there. But when they finally reached the Arena, he dried his face and stubbornly refused to let anyone walk in with him. “If Adaman is gonna be the new clan leader, I’m going to make sure Lord Electrode will bless him.”

For weeks no one heard anything from the mountain. A few tried to contact Lady Sneasler’s warden, but the old woman had not been up to the cold summit where Lord Electrode resided. Adaman begged Mai to take him to the peak on Wyrdeer, but his sister refused. “A Noble and their warden sometimes take time to bond.” She ruffled his hair, making Adaman grumble. “We cannot interrupt that.”

The snows came, burying Hisui in deep cold. The mountain paths became treacherous, and news of the death of Lady Sneasler’s warden came from Lord Braviary. But no word on Lord Electrode, nor Melli. Adaman spent all winter pacing the edge of the camp, his newly evolved Leafeon dogging his steps in spite of the sleet. The mountain loomed in the distance, a mere shadow amid the foul weather. Sometimes Adaman wondered if the mountain knew he was waiting impatiently, and deliberately refused to thaw. He couldn’t stand waiting.

But spring did come at last, the marshes turning into a lake full of run-off from Coronet’s peak. Adaman spent every moment he wasn’t in lessons running as far up the slopes as he could before the sun began to set, forcing him to turn back. Leafeon would race alongside him, bouncing to keep up with his lengthening stride. But no one came to greet them. No one came from the Moonview Arena to join the ceremony to find a replacement for Lady Sneasler’s warden. She rejected all of the prospective candidates, something the elders and old women muttered about under their breath when they thought Adaman wasn’t listening. Mai spent more time assisting in caring for the wardenless noble—as the oldest of the Diamond wardens she was often kept busy representing the clan. Adaman wondered what he would find when he could finally reach the peak where Lord Electrode resided. He didn’t like to think about it too hard.

The summer solstice arrived, and the elders agreed it was time for Adaman to attempt to contact Almighty Sinnoh, to confirm himself as the clan’s leader. Adaman agreed—not that he had much choice—but relishing the idea that Mai would have to return to take him up the mountain. It had been a lonely spring. He wasn’t allowed to bring Leafeon, but as Mei guided Lord Wyrdeer closer and closer to the peak, it was all he could do to sit still.

“D’ya think Melli will come?”

“You should be focusing on listening for Almighty Sinnoh.” Mai looked grim. “Adaman, it’s been… a while. Melli might not be… he might not be able to come with Lord Electrode.” Adaman shrunk. The adults had said that a lot lately. Mai saw his frown and tried to smile. “Besides, this is your big day. You’ll hear Almighty Sinnoh and be confirmed as the leader of the Diamond Clan, and then have a huge feast, isn’t that right?”

“That’s what they tell me. They’ve been cooking all day for it!” Adaman bounced in the saddle, making Wyrdeer huff. “Are we nearly there? I can’t wait much longer! We don’t want to waste Almighty Sinnoh’s time!”

Mai laughed. “The temple should come into view soon. Look.” She gestured skyward. Lord Braviary was circling overhead, his long feathers gleaming in the sunlight. Like Lady Sneasler, he had rejected the last attempt to find a warden. Still, the noble Lord of the Skies had been keeping a close eye on the Diamond clan of late. Some said he sensed his future warden. Others said he was merely blessing the clan for its fidelity to Almighty Sinnoh. His presence was surely a good sign.

“Warden Mai!” Adaman nearly bounced out of his seat to greet the other two waiting figures. Iscan, who was only a year older than Adaman, was making sure his noble was settled into the ceremonial pond at the edge of the temple. Lady Lilligant, accompanied by Arezu, stood at the top of the steps, twirling idly as they awaited Wyrdeer’s arrival. Melli was nowhere in sight. Adaman had to hide his disappointment.

“Lord Basculegion seems to be in good health.” Mai pulled Wyrdeer to a stop as Iscan helped Adaman down. The large fish splashed the cold water at them all, seeming to indicate it was not comfortable and would prefer they skip the pleasantries. “I trust the trip was not too strenuous?”

“There were, uh… a lot of times I think we swam straight up.” Iscan rubbed his head. “Of course, Lord Basculegion did all the work. I just had to not fall off.” Basculegion splashed again, indicating Iscan had definitely fallen more than once.

“Did you see Lord Electrode on your way up?” Adaman has been in a rush to arrive, but now that they were there, the cold stone pillars made him anxious.

“N-no. We didn’t come that way.”

“I didn’t see him either.” Arezu joined the group. “But Lady Lilligant was in a hurry, so I hardly had time to stop at Moonview Arena.”

“Surely Lord Electrode would come, even if—“ Iscan trailed off. Adaman felt a rush of annoyance.

“Almighty Sinnoh doesn’t like people who waste time. If Mel—if Lord Electrode is late, we will just have to start without him.” He stomped up the temple steps, stopping only to bow hastily to Lady Lilligant.

“Do you think that’s the best idea? All the Nobles traditionally have to bless you before—“

“It’ll be fine, Mai.” Adaman clenched his fist. If M—if Lord Electrode didn’t want to come, if they couldn’t come… it would be fine.

Adaman reached the top of the stairs, looking at the long line of statues leading to the altar. The Nobles, the Pokémon that had followed Almighty Sinnoh… of course, half of their descendants watched over the Pearl Clan now. Adaman wondered if they fell away from the truth about Sinnoh, or perhaps they watched the Pearl Clan in hopes they would one day see the light and give up their false god. Either way, as the descendants of each Noble took their place beside the likeness of their ancestor, it was hard to not feel a sense of awe.

First Lady Lilligant approached, twirling around him with dancer-like grace before laying her leaves on his head. The blessing didn’t feel all that magical. Nothing changed. But she curtsied deeply before stepping back, a show of respect uncommon from a Noble like herself. He saw Arezu behind her give a thumbs-up. Next was Lord Braviary. He leaned down, plucking a feather from his chest and holding it out to Adaman. Adaman wasn’t sure what to do with the feather, so he tucked it into his hair. Braviary chirred in an approving manner, preening a few of his bangs before fluttering back.

Lord Basculegion watched him approach warily, smoky fins swirling a deep crimson. Iscan bit his lip, looking between the two of them. Adaman bowed, waiting for the Noble fish to decide. After a moment, Basculegion bellowed, launching himself upward in a graceful arc, then lurching and twisting backwards at the height of his leap, crashing into the pond with a splash that soaked Adaman and Iscan both. Adaman blinked a few times, but Basculegion nudged him onwards, toward the empty space where Lord Electrode should have been. Adaman wiped at his face, hurrying past the empty plinth to Lord Wyrdeer. The deer leaned forward, staring into Adaman’s eyes.

For a moment he felt very small, like a Wumple beneath the eyes of a hungry Staraptor. Wyrdeer’s gaze was deep, knowing. Adaman had known Wyrdeer most of his life, but he had never been so deeply scrutinized by the Pokémon. He braced his shoulders, not wanting to back down, but Wyrdeer’s eyes did not waver. He leaned closer, so close Adaman could feel his hot breath on his face.

Then he licked him.

Adaman yelped in surprise as the wardens and other Nobles stifled a laugh. He could hear Basculegion splashing about as it chuckled, making him go beet red. He quickly bowed to thank Lord Wyrdeer for his blessing, such as it was, then turned to face the dais. As he did his eyes passed over the empty space by the statue of the first Electrode, but he ignored it and pressed forward. If Almighty Sinnoh would accept him, he would know soon enough. He stepped onto the altar, stomach in a knot. Would the moment of truth be as understated as the Noble’s blessings? Would anything even ha—

There was a burst of light, and the altar was soaked in a golden glow.

Adaman could feel the power, making the hairs on his arms stand up. It was bright, almost too bright to look at. He stood, staring upward, watching the light dance through the air. “Almighty Sinnoh..?”

Faintly, he heard someone call his name.

“I hear him! I hear Almighty Sinnoh!” Adaman whooped with excitement, his nerves falling away. It had worked! The voice called him his name, so right and so familiar it felt like he had heard it his whole life. He was the leader the Diamond Clan needed, he would help deal with the Pearl Clan, the nobles, protect Hisui, protect his people—

“Wait, no, come back!”

Adaman looked down just in time to see Lord Electrode roll smack into him, knocking him down and delivering a faint electric shock. The feather in his hair sizzled and turned to ash as the water on his skin buzzed. For a second his muscles spasmed, but the current dissipated, the light fading away as a purple haired figure peeked over the top of Lord Electrode.

“Melli?!” He heard Mai’s feet as she raced to help him up. “You’re ok!”

“Of course I am!” Melli stuck out his lip. “The Great Melli merely wished to demonstrate how a proper blessing should be given!”

They all stared at him.

“We thought you were de—not coming.” Iscan tugged at his collar.

“And how was that a proper blessing?” Arezu put her hands on her hips. “Lord Electrode nearly steamrolled Adaman!”

“Lord Electrode was greeting the new leader of the Diamond Clan!” Melli scowled. “And his blessing was far better than getting splashed or licked! We worked on it for weeks!”

“Why didn’t you come out sooner?” Mai seemed satisfied Adaman wasn’t dead.

“The Great Melli wanted to make an entrance! To make this ceremony exciting!”

Adaman stared. “Why are you calling yourself that..?”

“Because Lord Electrode deserves the best warden, and I have accepted that is what I must be!” He laid a hand on his chest. Adaman noticed he had embroidered a line of Voltorb along the edge of his tunic. “I am no longer sad little Melli, now I am the Great Melli! Warden of the Lord of the Hollow and first to greet the new Diamond Clan leader! And if Lord Electrode had not slipped and rolled away, our blessing would have made the rest of you cry!”

The others began to argue, insisting their Noble’s blessing had been fine. The ceremony was clearly concluded. Adaman could hear Arezu saying that Melli was being annoying, Mai chiding that he should have warned them—

None of them noticed Adaman as he sadly scooped up the remains of Braviary’s feather. He was glad Melli wasn’t dead. He was. But the voice that had called him, the voice he thought had been Almighty Sinnoh… he realized now why he had thought it had sounded so familiar.

It had been Melli.

#pokémon legends arceus #pla melli #you may be thinking “Fix do you like Melli?#the answer is no #he’s awful #but all the tidbits of lore in the game lined up in a cough syrup induced haze #and I stayed up writing this #ironically making myself literally sicker #I see this grimy little creature and I’m like hm I must study him #pla adaman #PLA Mai #PLA Iscan #lord electrode #diamond clan #this was gonna be for Dad!Melli AU but it didn’t end up that way

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m0nster-in-paradise · 14 days ago

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this is a first draft and some characters characterization has been changed so they fit star wars better. also this just loosely follows the plot of legends arceus. like rei meets everyone at once. also I included some of the stuff from .superweapon on this. remember: First Draft. this was never intended to be published. this is also crossposted from wildstyle on Quotev . Anyway star wars x pla crossover below the short blurb thingy + ramblings

Melli hisses and yanks his hand back, swinging it back and forth when Irida's little R-4 unit pinches it. "Screw you," he mutters, and tosses a wrench at it. "Get to work on the hydropaneling, the plates are busted and if we crashland in water we're all done for." The little thing swears up, down, and sideways at him through a series of beeps that definitely isn't droidspeak that Melli doesn't understand, then opens a little panel in its siding and rolls off to take care of the breach. Melli scoffs. It's kind of a cute little thing, but it has no business being around with him and Lord Electrode in this dirty, grimy environment. They're the ship's mechanics-- he'd expect Irida to send the droid back to the Sabi-named "blaster bay" to help the gunners out instead of him. Maybe Adaman or Rei made her help out? He doesn't expect someone who never cleans their own ship to know just how important and crucial his work is.

Either that, or someone wanted him to get help so he couldn't crow about the many times he's kept the Diamond Clan alive.

Melli watches the R-4 roll away for a moment, then sighs and goes back to what he was working on, grabbing one of the tools he's used for so long he's forgotten its name and knows it by instinct and returns to the wiring that had started sparking suddenly during the skirmish they'd been in. He remembers that he'd just replaced these when he met Rei. Weird to think that it's been a whole year since the little shit started helping them out.

"Lord Electrode," he calls in a sing-song voice, "a little help, please?"

Lord Electrode is a giant ball. Obviously not just a giant ball; it has several photoreceptor arrays and it's painted red and white, not to mention the hundreds of panels for every repair imaginable and its ability to rewire things almost instantly without getting shocked or the huge panel on the side right under its two main photoreceptors that serves as a grenade launcher-- an absolutely beautiful attachment that almost brought Melli to tears the first time he saw it. Adaman may have cried for a different reason.

Hey, can't blame a guy who works on ships for liking explosions. It's practically a job requirement.

Lord Electrode rolls over to him and dispenses a singular hairband into his hand. Melli rolls his eyes good-naturedly at it, though he does go to tie up his (magnificent) hair so it doesn't get singed.

"I appreciate the gesture," he says, "but I need you to fix this," he points at the wiring peeling away from where it's taped to the wall, "while I go supervise… that."

He is, of course, referring to the R-4 unit trying to fix the antifreeze leak and not the immediate potential-death-causing busted paneling that will cause the ship to implode if they leave it and then crash into water. The antifreeze leak can wait. Really, it always waits-- he can't remember the last time he fixed it and it usually sorts itself out anyway.

He's about two steps into the actual so-called guts of the ship to get to it when he sees the merchant guy walk by and freeze upon locking eyes with him. Melli immediately feels like he needs to punch the guy hard enough that he forgets the sight of the Diamond Clan's most fabulous warden covered in dirt, oil, with a roll of tape around his wrist like a bracelet and his hair tied up in an embarrassingly bad ponytail that's probably also covered in assorted grime from assorted planets.

"Er, you," Volo begins, then takes a step back and puts the friendly smile back on his face. "My, my! Who would have known that the great warden Melli would allow himself to get so…"

He trails off when he sees the look on Melli's face.

"You didn't see a thing," Melli grumbles, tearing a piece off the tape and using it to stick some wiring back on the wall just to do something. "It wouldn't be like this if I had the time, but unfortunately, everyone else seems to think it's fine that I have to spend two hours showering after every single fight we get in because everything is so disorganized and broken down here."

"Didn't you help build it?"

"Of course I did! And I got the best parts! That's why the airlock never malfunctions and the life support is able to run even if most of the ship is compromised," Melli starts, gesturing frantically in a way that makes the tape bracelet feel like it's about to come off of his wrist if he gets any more animated. "The frame-- these parts-- were like this when we got them and built off of that. Now, if we ever took a nice long trip and did nothing I might be able to get this thing to a state where Lord Electrode and I don't need to make any modifications after every single battle."

Volo takes a step closer towards Melli. Melli refuses to look at him, instead turning back into the ship and leaning forward so he can shove his hands into the paneling (after rolling up his sleeves, of course) and pretend that there is nothing unsettling or wrong about this situation at all. Of course, if he were able to fix it all up, he wouldn't have anything to do, so he could just take care of Lord Electrode all the time instead of really helping out. But then…

"But wouldn't that make you useless?"

Melli jumps. The action is even more cringe than being caught dead looking like a starship zombie. The very good reason for the action is that by the sound of Volo's voice, he's way too close. Melli steps back a little forcefully and bumps Volo in the shoulder, knocking him back a little bit. Good. That was a trick he learned from a pirate on the Gyldamine system about how to get people out of your space.

"Yeah, it would," Melli says, and then chucks the tape at him. Volo barely catches it before it hits him in the face and has the gall to look offended. He opens his mouth. Melli cuts him off.

"Go take that to Adaman and tell him I need more time, and if he'd be so kind, I also need an Impe driver for the--" he gestures vaguely in a circle. "jargon. Just tell him that. Goodbye."

Volo leaves. Melli looks back at the wall, then at the R-4 just in time to see its recorder light fade. Now, he'd never admit the Pearl Clan knows how to make droids, or repair starships, or anything of the sort, but this one is… secondhand. So its original owner definitely had good taste if it can make a droid that knows what's up and records it just for future purposes.

"Weird guy, huh?" Melli mutters, crouching down to get on its eye level. "Now, listen. I just remembered something. Does Irida have any long-range comm add-ons for you?"

The R-4 beeps out something that sounds like a no, and then spits out a small card with six digits on it. One of Lord Electrode's channel access disks. Why does it have that? Lord Electrode only gives the comm channel access disks to people it trusts. Never droids. Never newer droids, at least. Older ones, or those overhauled by the Builder Forge it seems to trust because they're either ancient or unbreakable. But an R-4 unit?

"You're weird too," Melli tells the droid, picking the card up from the floor. He tilts it. This is not, in fact, one of Lord Electrode's channel access disks. Which is weird, because it's for Diamond Clan comm channels and none of the Pearl Clan producers have access to said comm channels. Definitely not one as private as this. Melli ponders that for a moment, then stands up.

"Never mind, change of course," he says, resigning himself to a fate where he has to explain why an outgoing transmission from a Diamond Clan droid bounced off of Pearl Clan channels. "Lord Electrode. Get a transmission to Warden Ingo. Tell him… tell him that he needs to stay where he is or I will stun him next time I see him."

Lord Electrode beeps in concern.

"No, I'm not feeling like myself," Melli snaps, then sighs. He hates being open, even around droids. Sometimes even around his droid.

"I don't think that the malfunctions are going to happen to you. But I do think they're going to happen to his one. And I'm willing to be embarrassed if it means regular people don't die. As awesomely indifferent as I'd like to be, I'm pretty convinced that SNS1 of his will go off on whatever planetary system it happens to grace with its presence."

Lord Electrode beeps in even more concern. Melli sighs. "I know I can control you," he says, "and it's not like you'd do any harm. You pack a punch, but I'm sure you could remain in control. Right?"

Lord Electrode does not respond.

As Irida expected, it is Lord Electrode that goes crazy the second they land in the Highlands on Coronet-I. The area is sacred to both clans, extremely dangerous, it's where they picked Melli up from, where they are heading to go get Ingo, and the grenade launcher is a serious problem because it's not like those are things you can deflect with lightsabers. Rei almost tried. Rei is currently running around the landing port trying to calm down the wild animals responding and stop other small helper droids they have at the port from going off too.

"MELLI!" Irida nearly shrieks, uncharacteristically frazzled-ly, but then again this is the second time she's almost died today so it's completely fair in her mind. "I can't believe you took that thing on board with you when I told you not to!"

"I don't follow orders from the Pearl Clan," Melli responds snootily, tossing his hair back as something explodes behind him. "Besides, he- he's harmless! He's not going to hurt anyone."

"Your frickin' droid almost blew me up!" Rei yells, sliding over to the two of them with the trashed and mangled remains of something in his hand that might be shrapnel or a piece of Lord Electrode. Irida feels a bit of smug satisfaction at the way Melli's eye twitches when he sees the metal in Rei's hand.

"What does that word mean," Melli asks, "is this some of your weird planetary slang."

"This is so not the time!" Rei exclaims. "Come on, don't you have anything it likes? To calm it down with?"

"Well, unlike your freaky animals, Lord Electrode doesn't really eat." the warden tells Rei as smoothly as possible for someone who's standing in the middle of a very violent and animated battlefield. "So I guess salt would be the closest thing you could get to knocking it out long enough to get in its circuits."

"Where do we find salt?" Irida asks, and when Melli shrugs, she takes out her blaster and begins the charge. "Warden Melli, where do we find salt?"

current droids active during the story:

im-sp. made with parts from scrapped arakyd droids. (garchomp.) dcd-373. made with parts from scrapped arakyd droids + cortosis armor plates. (hisuian decidueye.) resistant to lightsaber strikes and blasters

ip-sp. made with parts from scrapped arakyd droids as well as parts from the lin demolitionmech. has two flamethrowers and an array of blaster canons on its back. (hisuian typhlosion.)

r-4: standard r-4 unit, brought secondhand and modified to be a good repair worker and more of a friend than a servant. (glaceon)

colicoid annihilator: repainted red and white by rei. droideka with a vengeance and a new brain that only makes it slightly less savage. (hisuian zoroark)

lord electrode: giant rolling ball. think bb8 but with no head. the two "eyes" are actually a photoreceptor array capable of seeing in different types of light and yes the grenade launcher is the little mini voltorbs it fires at you during the boss fight I thought it'd be really funny to have the meanest fashionista like explosions even though he hates getting dirty.

melli might seem a little ooc but personally I think he really does care for the diamond clan. he helps out because without him they'll die. and he's much more open to droids because he finds them more trustworthy than humans when in fact its technically the opposite (since lord electrode does go like. insane. the second they drop onto the coronet system)

and out of all the like different factions he's always suspicious of volo because he thinks merchants are always trying to get you to buy something so he's more perceptive towards volos . sneakiness. and then Doesn't Say Anything because he figures that's rei's problem and doesn't want to deal with it (he's still a little bit of a jerk)

the highlands/icelands/fieldlands are all parts of different planets because I thought it was really funny how separate each one is and wanted to lean into the fact that star wars so often has singular biome planets. mount coronet is the tallest mountain on the weird moon right next to an uninhabitable planet and they call the only charted area the highlands. wouldn't that be funny. hey they've got an ice planet even more remote than hoth and you'll never guess why they start calling it the alabaster icelands: its a moon actually of a planet rich in you guessed it. alabaster

when I say this is how things work in star wars I'm not even kidding

I think it would be really neat if the galaxy team were like the rebels. who could not afford to have any traitors in their midst. and rei is an amnesiac right? a force-sensitive amnesiac. but all force-sensitives have been snapped up by the empire and the only reason adaman is alive is because akari (she's a sith) screwed up his training on purpose and tossed him out so she could remain in power and irida's force sensitive but she can hide it really well. so why is he there if he's not there to infiltrate them ---> kamados line of thought

wardens are force sensitive but not enough to really do anything special besides help out a lot even though it doesn't actually do much (though melli occasionally dips into researching the sith art of mechu-deru because he's interested in droid stuff and it makes droids. but if you call him out on it it becomes a "well why were YOU at the devils sacrament" situation and a huge problem because hes an asshole by heart) with adaman and irida being the strongest in the force. adaman in particular is good at dodging (can sense things before they happen because time) and irida is best at force grip/pull/push because space

Sabi helps out with piloting because she's really clever

I know I haven't said a lot about the Pearl Clan but they have a whole fleet of like "rehomed" vehicles painted pearl clan + personal colors. Lian has a TIE fighter, Irida has an old version of the Naboo fighters Anakin blew up the control center with in The Phantom Menace (i can usually remember their names better…) i don't have them as fleshed out as much mostly because I didn't find many of the members as remarkable as the diamond clan ones except for ingo and irida….

#pokemon legends arceus #writing #star wars #pla x star wars crossover #melli pokemon #volo pokemon #lord electrode #rei pokemon #irida pokemon #mellis a lot less self glazing in this lol #writing post #long post

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pkmnincorrectquotes · 7 months ago

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Volo: Oh you. Always belittling my efforts, probing at the armour. It'd almost be adorable if it wasn't such a nuisance. Much like that little boy toy of yours.

Melli: What?

Volo: Oh? That certainly got a reaction. Did I finally find a nerve?

Melli: …

Volo: Well, you'll be happy to know that both Warden Ingo and Dawn are searching the area for you. No doubt the little pissant thinks he's going to charge in here and save you. The fool.

Melli: …

Volo: *laughs maniacally* I could just let the frenzied alphas handle them, but I think I’d rather enjoy taking him out myself. Heh, I can hardly even imagine the satisfaction of seeing that glimmer of hope die in his eyes! It should be quite the show. *sneering* Don't you think, Warden?

Melli: *evenly* I think if you touch a single hair on his head, I'm going to be wearing your guts like my late mother's pashmina.

Volo: *blinks* …Excuse you?

Melli: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I fucking stutter?

Melli: *glares at Volo* I said if you hurt him, you will experience pain and torment beyond anything you could possibly imagine. Your body will be torn apart, piece by piece, as you beg for a mercy that will never come. I will play your screams to my Lord as a goddamn lullaby, and I will see your head mounted on a fucking pike!!!

Volo: *trying and failing to keep his composure* Y-You should hear how ridiculous you sound right now. T-Trying to threaten me in when you’re in chains...

Melli: *continues to glare as ominous latin chants start to play from nowhere*

#source: sword art online abridged #Volo (Pokemon)#Melli (Pokemon)#Ingo (Pokemon)#Dawn (Pokemon)#Lord Electrode (Pokemon)#pokemon #incorrect quotes #mellingo #highlandshipping

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claitea · 2 months ago

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OH YEAH i did trivia with friends at a. for lack of better term. nerd themed bar. first off the host had an astarion(?) shirt with "GIRL DINNER" in huge text above him - baldurs gate players please advise as to what that means. second, there were Four pokemon questions including one about legends arceus which made me SO happy. third, i wore my susie deltarune shirt and someone said it was cool :)

#clai speaks #ohhh it took me So much willpower to see the pokemon questions and not yell out ''OH MY GOD THATS THE LORD ELECTRODE FIGHT''#i drew pokemon relevant to the questions on the paper and then we swapped papers for other tables to mark #they liked my shroomish drawing hehehe #god i get way too uppity when it comes to things i like #table behind confidently answered that togepi was a gen 1 pokemon and i felt so smug knowing it wasnt #like damn. its not that serious actually but if its pokemon i cant help but feel its that serious BKDBFJFB #had a lot of fun heehoo

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huh-1260 · 2 years ago

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A noble frenzy

The former Warden when inside the Pokeball. Warden Satoshi went into the pokeball. Rei didn't want to believe it. He knew he was dead, but the silver of hope that somehow he lived, the amnesiac teenager somehow live past what history told, being killed by an assassination attempt of Adaman and Irida when they vanished. And he was going to get caught by some trainer that was incompetent enough. He doesn't care if he's a pokemon, dead or alive. He is going to get his friend, he runs towards the pokeball with a goal to break it.

" Passenger Rei that's very dangerous! Please get back!" Warden Ingo cried out. With the Hisuian Sneasel crying after him.

Rei was about to grab out his Kleavor. " Wait what are you doing?!" Goh calls out. when the ball bust open, revealing Alpha no, that's a Noble Pokemon. And a Shiny to be in fact. Those are sacred to the clans, and the only living Noble pokemon species left on this world. The Noble Pokemon stood up straight and he tolwers the two boys.

( oh God it looks like shit I hate it except goh because he knows he fucked, also I had no Idea Rei eyes register purple in Ibispaint)

" Oi, don't you know it's rude to interrupt someone when they are talking." A bitter voice speaks. Yep, that's Satoshi voice when his angry. "A new Pokemon form? I must get data on this." Rotomdex cried as it clicked picture of the Hisuian Zoroark. " Buzz of." Satoshi said and he released some bitter malice. " Chills." It cries. And the Rotomdex backs off. " And I thought the people in Hisui was weird enough, but at least they knew how to back off from a Noble." The Noble muttered.

" A what?" Mallow says.

Lmao they are in shock. Prof. Kukui is just amazed that there's a Noble Pokemon in existence right now. His class is so confused. And Ingo is dissociating right now., he reminded the time he and the man and white talked about coming here. And Gary learned what Hisuian Zoroark described and is scared because 1) they are described as vengeful beings, and 2) the Noble Zoroark was described as to help guide those who are lost in the Abalaster ice lands and weeping/grieving to move on in life. Ash could be dead. ( He is and right in front of him) the pokeballs near his feet shake and his Alpha Raichu burst out. Using its tail as a weapon to protect its trainer. " Rai, Rai, Rai." His Raichu speaks. " Pika, Pikachu, Pikachu, chu." Ash's Pikachu argued back on Gary's shoulder. Satoshi is just bored as fuck and wants to leave. ( He wants to bite Goh, I don't blame him)

Then the sky rips open. " A Ultra wormhole?!" The Aloha gang yells. Goh and Gary are confused af. While Rei is having Ptsd from seeing Lord Arcainine's frenzy similar like this. Ingo is trying his best.

Then lightning comes from the rift attacking both Zoroark ash, and his Raichu, with his pokeballs near his feet. And out came the golden glow, Rei and Ingo is familiar with. The Zoroark roars and lashes out with bitter malice.

Rei sees the title, ( Arceus gave him powers just Hella useless ones sometimes) Ingo says to run away from here, Lord Zoroark almost swipes at Gary, Pikachu used Iron tail to block it. A golden Raichu attacks with Thunder punch on Pikachu. The Pokeballs near the Noble's feet bust open revealing the rest of Satoshi's pokemon, a Hisuian Goodra, his Espeon, Hisuian Zoroark, Hisuian Arcainine, then his Lucario, and his Weavile all wanting to kill.

" What's his favorite food?" Rei asks.

" Now is not the time for food!" Yells Goh.

" Yes it is. We need to make balms for him now." Rei argued back.

" How about we worry about balms later and run!" Sophocles cried.

The Aloha gang and Co run away from the frenzy pokemon for now to plan.