#Loco Ink

[lyricsssdotin]

Like U (Tere Jaisi) Lyrics

Singer:Garry Sandhu, Loco InkAlbum:Garry Sandhu Ik tu paaya suit PunjabiDooje tere nain sharabi Dekh ke tera suit PunjabiGarry Sandhu hoya sharabi Teri hirni wargi taurSexy jhaanjhar di shor Sohniyaan taan boht vekhiyanNa koi tere jaisi horSohniyaan taan boht vekhiyanNa koi tere jaisi horSohniyaan taan boht vekhiyan Husan tere diyan siftan sohniyeKarde chann sitaareKaale baal ghatawan…

[tamamoarts]

This is a ship that exists, and it's VERY cute, but everyone draws them all gooshy and romantic, but no bro they'd be like THIS

[serenataink12]

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cleaning day

summary: cleaning day with connie

cw: fluff

word count: 1.6k

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you loved saturday’s. it was connie’s day off and you had the whole day to get things done around the house. right now you were in the kitchen washing the dishes that were used to make breakfast. the smell of weed and cleaning products dancing in the air as you dried your hands off to go wake up your sleeping man for breakfast. connie was knocked out in the bed, laying wildly on his back in nothing but boxers and his gold chains sprawled out on his chest. he looked so peaceful, but today you were going to put him to work. you lightly tap his inked chest, blunt sitting between your lips as you watching him stir awake. “get up nigga, and hurry and eat your breakfast because you helping today.”

you balanced the blunt in your mouth as you spoke. standing with one hand on your hip while the other held onto a broomstick. connie stared you up and down. you looked so sexy when you were bossy. booty shorts squeezing your ass while your breasts peeked out the bottom of your loose crop top. your pretty pink scarf wrapped around your long knotless braids. the sight of you made his junior twitch in his underwear. “hellooo. boy i know you hear me. wake that ass up.” before you can tap him again, connie lightly smacks your hand away.

“i’m up mami damnnn.” his voice was so deep in the morning, making you contemplate whether you should continue cleaning or just say “fuck it” and spend the day in bed with him, but you quickly came back to reality. you already did that last saturday and you refused to let it happen twice in a row. plus, you hated cleaning on sundays. sundays were supposed to be days for you and connie to relax before having to go back to work on monday, and you fully intended on spending the entire day binge watching criminal minds with him.

“go eat” was all you said as you turned around to start sweeping the kitchen. before you got too far, connie gave your ass a hard tap, eyes practically glued to the sight of it jiggling from the contact. “and good morning to you too sexy”. you feigned indifference as you left the room, but your stomach was really doing flips. connie was just as sexy as can be at all times of the day.

by the time you finished sweeping the kitchen, connie was finishing up the rest of his plate, still in just his boxers as he puts it in the sink. “ima wash it later” he says quickly before you can complain. he knew you like the back of his hand. “aight well since i’m done sweeping you can mop this floor” connie nodded to your demand, walking towards the cabinet to grab some cleaning supplies before walking to the closet to get the mop. “unt uhh what you using to clean the floor?”

connie looked at you with a confused face, feeling that you should already know his product of choice. “you know i only use fabuloso mami.” he replied, holding up the container full of purple liquid with a smile. every time connie mopped an area, he used wayyyy to much product. a simply bottle of fabuloso should last at least a week and a half before you have to start watering it down, but when connie gets to it he can use up to half the bottle in a day.

the smell reminded him of when he was younger. the sound of old merengue music softly waking him. before long, his mom would bust into the door, fussing at him over how dirty his room was. she’d eventually have him get up to help her clean around the house. the smell of lavender fabuloso wafting into his nose as he would clean basically every part of the house with it until the end of the day. “ven aquí, chico loco. ayuda a mamá a hacer la cena.” his mom would say, apron on as she lightly shoved the wooden spoon towards him. “vale mamá”.

“don’t use too much baby. you be using damn near the whole bottle on just the kitchen” your voice coaxed connie out of his thoughts. “vale, mami” he mindlessly says before shooing you away. “i-i know i’m doin’ baby. and gimme my slides” he says, staring down at your small feet fitting loosely in his huge slides.

you raise an brow at his words before kick them off your feet towards him, waking to your room to get your slippers. as you slide your feet into your much better fitting slippers, you hear the music in the living room change, your 90s r&b being switched out for some of connie’s favorites. you were going to protest until you hear the familiar lyrics of one of connie’s favorite songs booming through the speakers. ashing your blunt, you made your way to the source of the music.

la vaca by mala fe played loudly in the living room as you listened to connie say the begining lines word for word. “ yo que estaba durmiendo en mi sabrosa cama. y me llaman para este tremendo tema, ah, ja, ja. c’mere mami dance wit me” connie only really loved this song because when you first met him you bragged about knowing a lot of spanish music.

you were embarrassed to say the least when the only two found in your playlist were suavemente and la vaca. connie didn’t judge though, singing both of them word for word in front of you to show that he knew them as well. he eventually taught you a bunch of songs he knew to widen your horizon. you smiled as you quickly made your way to him, holding each of his hands in yours as the two of you moved around quickly to the song. loud giggles can be heard as you watched connie get more into the song.

“pero ven acá tú, ¿y cuál es tu plan? ¡ay señorita! ven para-” he was so cute, but the two of you had a lot to do today. “okayyyy papa let’s get back to work” you cut him off. the need to get everything done today overpowering your yearning for some fun. “we can dance tomorrow if we get this done now.” connie frowned at your statement, not wanting to stop just yet, and before it ended, he quickly let go of you to add a song to the top of the queue. “un momento, mami…un momento…” connie mumbled his echo as you rolled your eyes, quietly waiting until you heard another familiar song begin to play.

you made a confused face as you begin to question your boyfriends choice. “you wanna clean to this? it’s softer than what we usually listen to.” connie takes your hand in his, placing his other palm in the middle of your back. obsesión by aventura playing softly around the house as he spoke. “we clean later. we bachata now.” he whispered calmly, the corner of his mouth slightly lifting as you looked up at him. you started smiling ear to ear as he moved your body to the music. this song always reminded you of your first date with connie.

he was driving you home, hand tangled in yours as the song quietly played through his speakers. you had no idea what was being said, but you liked it. you watched as connie sang along to the lyrics, much deeper voice portraying his own version of the song in a different pitch. he was so handsome. connie noticed you tapping your fingers to the beat on your thigh as he pulled into your driveway, instantly coming up with an idea for you to enjoy the song in a deeper sense.

“thanks for tonight, i had a great time boo.”you smiled before trying to leave the car, but before you can open the door, you were haulted by his hand squeezing yours. “of course hermosa…but it’s not over yet.” you watched connie exit the car, making his way to your side before eventually opening your door for you. “come on out mami. i wanna show you sum.” you take his outstretched hand as you exit the car as well.

“boy what you about to do?” connie shushes you before reaching into the car to turn the song up louder. “you dance?” before you could reply, you found your hand already in his with another strong hand in the middle of your back. “i-i don’t know how.” you panic, but you’re quickly soothed by connie lips on your forehead. “don’t worry i’ll teach you. just follow me.”

the two of you ended up dancing with the song on replay for about an hour, getting the hang of it within the first twenty minutes or so. before he let you go, connie made sure to walk you to your door, planting a light kiss on your lips. he looked into your eyes one more time. “ima see you friday, yea?” you look away, getting shy from the kiss. “mhm friday.” you haven’t forgotten the song since that day. labeling it as the song that started it all for the two of you.

“cmon hermosa just one dance.” connie whispered, gently pulling you from your thoughts. instead of fighting with him, you let the music take you as you looked into his eyes. muscle memory kicking in as you repeated the same steps he taught you that night. you knew the two of you weren’t going to finish cleaning today, but you didn’t care. feeling glad to dance the rest of the day away with the man you love. plus, there was always sunday.

[v-sallart-fanart]

Bendy and Boris the quest for the Ink machine (BABTQFTIM)

Recordando los años 2017-2018 y las aventuras de estos 4 locos XD

Remembering the 2017-18 and the adventures of these 4 madmen

Lo se me olvidé del gato Félix 😭

I know i forgot about cat Felix

[1andean]

Sammy (Pixel Art)

Please, don't repost the drawing without permission / Por favor, no vuelva a publicar este dibujo sin permiso

English

I bring another drawing related to "Bendy and the Dark Revival" / “Bendy and the Ink Machine”

And this time is the crazy devotee, Sammy!!

I hope you like it

Character from “Bendy & the Ink Machine” / "Bendy and the Dark Revival"

Program “Dotpict”

(PS:Sorry for the English)

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Español

Os traigo otro dibujo, relacionado con "Bendy and the Dark Revival" / “Bendy and the Ink Machine”

Y esta ves es loco devoto, Sammy!!

Espero que os guste  

Personaje de “Bendy & the Ink Machine” / "Bendy and the Dark Revival"

Programa “Dotpict”

[sombraoscura15]

fissure te tengo un tengo un reto: te reto a que hagas enojar a error y/o ink y luego finge que lo sientes y despues diles un chiste malo

-Hey Ink! Escuché que te gusta pintar, por qué mejor no te pintas un creador que te quiera y que no se vaya por cigarrillos?Jajajajajaaj

-Hola Fissure veo que sigues con tu humor como siempre. ¿Que tal estas?

-Quien diablos eres tú?

-¿Quien más? Soy yo tu amigo ink Sans

-Claro que no... Ink no es asiático.

-Me duele que no te acuerdes de mí...pero más le duele a Error los desastres que hiciste por el multiverso.. y por ende en Undernovela

- ¿Y a mi que me importa lo que le duela a hilitos locos ? ese final de temporada donde el humano tenía un gemelo malvado sin bigote tenía que cambiarlo fue un bodrio.

(error Sans aparece detrás)

-Q-Que bueno verte de nuevo... Maldita anomalía.....

-¿Que te-te-te parece si tenemos una pequeña ch-harla de tus cambios de guion...?

-Calmese señor vagabundo Ink taka Taka tiene mucho dinero robele a el a mi no.

-Sostenlo ahí Error....Que decías de que me pintara un creador?

-Oh no el nuevo ink asiático tiene complejo de Abandono.... Cuidado error o te va a volver su figura paterna! No espera! Ay Ayyyy

(sonidos de golpes se oyen a la distancia)

[unfortunatetheorist]

Hidden Biblical Allusion in ASOUE

The subject of Biblical Allusions in ASOUE has been a very controversial one. It is the reason the series has been banned in some places, and it's the main reason for the series' criticism.

There are some very clear Biblical parallels in ASOUE, e.g. The Baudelaires receiving an apple from Ink in The End (alluding to Adam & Eve in the Garden of Eden).

However, there is something that has caught my attention - 3 characters in particular - Ike Anwhistle, Ishamel and Jacob Snicket.

Ike's full name is Isaac, giving:

Ishmael, Isaac and Jacob

Which are the names of 3 Biblical characters.

Ishmael and Isaac were half-brothers and Jacob was Isaac's younger son - but they all stem from Abraham.

But how does this fit into ASOUE?

Well, in the Bible, the age order is:

Ish > Ike > Jake

But in ASOUE, it's:

Jake >= Ish > Ike

However, if we consider the numerous clear allusions to the Bible throughout the series, we could also interpret this as saying:

The Anwhistles, Snickets and Ishmael are RELATED to each other.

Of course, given the family tree in LSTUA, we see that most members of V.F.D. have some ludicrous connection to each other, but my theory is their genealogy is CLOSER to each other's than everyone else in the organisation.

This is why, in book canon, there is a CHANCE (albeit very slim) that Josephine MAYBE survives.

Also, thinking about this has led me to think of other things:

If Ishmael doesn't have a last name, and readers don't know what Bertrand's surname was (before he married Beatrice)...

Is Ishmael Bertrand's grandfather?

This would explain his overtaking of The Island - he may THINK Bertrand is far too child-like and irresponsible, and is unaware of the dangers of the world, allowing him to act 'in loco parentis' to Bertrand.

It's possible, but it's also just an idea.

Maybe I've gone to Very Far Distances with this one...

¬ Th3r3534rch1ngr4ph, Unfortunate Theorist/Snicketologist

[someotherdog]

character: bill open: f/nb — 24+ only plot: bill is part of the notorious los lobos locos gang; your muse is very much not part of the criminal world, but recently was held hostage by masked men after a bank heist gone wrong. a few weeks later, your muse starts to date a nice man named bill that works in real estate development. unbeknownst to her, her new boyfriend bill was actually one of the men that held her hostage. only dating her to keep an eye on her and make sure she doesn't recognize him or rat on his crew, he might be falling for her for real. ( based on the town ) the only requirement is no jessica henwick fcs, as that’s his sister’s canonical fc, and nothing t*boo. it's up to you if she's completely oblivious or maybe has her suspicions! this post was made using beta editor, please do not reblog it in legacy as i no longer have access to it!

at first there had been a perverse excitement to it. naturally duplicitous, bill often felt duper's delight in his normal life, but there was an extra thrill to his current con. she had no idea that the man that held a gun to her head a month ago was the exact same man that had taken her on three dates so far. it only started because gabriel got paranoid that she'd recognized them and then logan suggested they'd go back and finish the job. so really, in a way, bill was saving her life. of course he found her beautiful when he was holding her at gunpoint, but there was rarely a woman around that bill didn't find beautiful, and by 'saving' her, he was saving himself and the lobos. it wasn't the worst way to spend his nights, so he didn't mind sticking around just to figure out what she knew and who she was going to tell. that night, on their fourth date, he had taken her to a piano bar that was on the other side of the city. taking a sip of his whiskey, he set the glass back on the table and leaned back in the booth, "so how are you feeling? are you still have nightmares about the heist?" bill asked, desperate to ask her if she had seen or suddenly remembered the wolf tattoos that decorated the masked men's necks—the same one that was inked onto bill's, sitting just beneath the collar.

[esuemmanuel]

No, no soy un tonto por sentirme así... ¡Soy un loco empedernido, amante de su oficio y de lo que la poesía me quiere decir! Oh, que amo sentir a raudales este viento en mis entrañas; aire que desnuda a mis células con el placer de una caricia embestida de cálida luz... ¡Respiro tanto! ¡Inhalo y exhalo! Y dejo... un poco de aire dentro de mi cuerpo cuando se trata de pronunciar en silencio tu nombre junto al mío... ¡Qué deleite es degustar con la boca la candidez de tu existencia! Y aunque no estés, estás conmigo... ¡Esa es la diferencia entre el que siente con la tinta y el que se sumerge en la ciencia!

— Esu Emmanuel©, No, I'm not a fool for feeling this way…. I am an inveterate madman, lover of his craft and of what poetry wants to tell me! Oh, how I love to feel this wind in my entrails in torrents; air that undresses my cells with the pleasure of a caress onslaught of warm light…. I breathe so much! I inhale and exhale! And I leave… a little air inside my body when it comes to silently pronounce your name next to mine…. What a delight it is to taste with my mouth the candor of your existence! And although you are not here, you are with me…. That is the difference between the one who feels with ink and the one who immerses himself in science!

[lyricsssdotin]

Asla Once Again Lyrics

Singer:Gagan Kokri, Loco Ink, Manpreet HansAlbum:Joban Cheema Oh nika hunda reha jatt saaf kardaBapu ji de naal aslaTanhiyon tan jadon da jawaan hoya aeUtheya ni koyi masla Hun tan tu phirdi ae yaari laun nuHaan dar jayin naa mittran de vair sunkeHo saade ghare alarm di load paindi naHo bebe meri uthdi aa fire sunke Karde aa kattha jadon bhar janda aePittal de naal tasla Ho nika hunda reha…

[elkoko]

Irma, la secretaria de la T.I.A que traía locos a #mortadeloyfilemon

#Ibáñez #inktoner2023 #ink

#inktober #drawing

[serenataink12]

I'm still working on looking for roles for all the characters, one thing is for sure, this au has variants in terms of who rules and the first one so far did have Serenade Ink as the beginning of the ship, but I will resolve that later if at the moment it is bromance

Bendy is a somewhat fearful king because he tends to be carried away by his emotions, including anger... (his attitude is due to the pressure of his father, the former King Luther, who died in a war between kingdoms years ago, his brothers Trendy and Wilow They came to the throne but they don't do a very good job so Bendy takes charge of everything and his mother Margaret advises him from time to time how to do his job as king even though his older brothers don't do it well)

Bendy met loco (a poor class villager in the kingdom) on his way back from a meeting with another kingdom... he was playing a guitar to earn coins so he could bring something to eat to his sister. Both of them were orphans since they were teenagers, losing their parents after a serious illness that attacked the kingdom years ago. So King Bendy once offered to help them but the two brothers refused or simply hid for days if they heard that the king was looking for them but that wouldn't last for long.

The other version that I stick to is that Mr. Collins, the founder of the midnight sun studio. He is the king and rules what would become the kingdom of the midnight sun, in itself he would be an incredible king who cares about his kingdom and the inhabitants of it, and from there I have sought to structure everything

[maguro13-2]

Legacy of Shinra ~ Origins of the Ink Demon Chapter 1 Pt.10.5

Tsubaki : Help me! Black Star Help me! He's raping me!

Shinra : Grandson! What do you think you're doing?! Asura Kusakabe, you put her down this instantly! I order you to stop that! (transforms into his Bansho-man form) You and your selfish vibes has made you an evil person and to thanks to you, this is how you repay the Kusakabe Legacy? Well, guess what? As of today, I, Shinra Kusakabe, can never, ever, forgive a renegading grandson like you, and you are going to pay for the death and destruction, you...you heartless bastard! I am going to make you pay!

Asura : [panicking] Y-You! Are you going to use that power against a God like me!?

Tsubaki : Yamete...Tatsukete.

Black Star : LET GO OF HER! SOMEONE HELP HER FOR CHR*ST SAKE!

Shinra (As the Banshoman) : Grandson Asura, as family member of the Kusakabe Family tree....[determined] I AM ORDERING YOU THAT YOU ARE NO LONGER PART OF THE FAMILY! [battlecries] YOU DEVILLLLL!!! [Attacks Asura by castrating him, causing him to scream in agony, fades to the Devil Chaos Chao (Shinra) in the Chao Garden, waking up from a dream] So, that Asura god was really the Grandson of me that is causing all of his problems against the planet. The New world in the Ohkubo Verse I created, was that my Grandson was going to destroy it. Who knew that a loco madman was using his vibes to put the planet in murder-genocide? I bet that it was a fatal mistake to think that this was somehow that Soul World has been a link to the Legacy I created. Where did things go wrong after that "evil entity" tried to destroy the planet?

Ashley : Hey you.

Shinra (Devil Chaos Chao) : Who? Me?

Ashley : Yeah, you. You must be the Devil that created this Shinigami entity? That would be your creation to the Soul World, right?

Shinra (Devil Chaos Chao) : Yeah, it is all true to that, I created her world. I made the men of Shinra's Influence kept hidden from me. I've been with somebody in my entire life, Iris, sweet Sister Iris. The nun who became Angel Chaos Chao since our souls have been reincarnated into...(gulps) this.

Ashley : Well, good for you. There's more than something that is important to your life in the Soul World Manga.

Shinra (Devil Chaos Chao) : What's that?

Ashley : You're grandson Asura is alive from the manga.

Shinra (Devil Chaos Chao) : And how did you know that he was my grandson?

Ashley : Because he was once destroyed by your creation Shinigami, and now he is revived to destroy our planet, all because of these three? [shows pictures of the Gorgon witch Sisters in the criminal records] These arrogant, lunatic, assholes has done something bad and would put the planet in murder genocide! Soul World was your creation was it? Thanks to you, humanity is becoming an arrogant species that no one would accept the truth. Everyone that lives in Soul World, a manga made by the same author that foreshadowed your world, is going to be at their fates.

Shinra (Devil Chaos Chao) : Why didn't you tell me the truth before? I've finally waited someone to hear the truth from you witches that Inca Kasugatani created in Soul World. That evil enity that originated the vibe of madness was Demon Vibe, the ruler of the Shadow Realm and vibe of wickedness. Demon Vibe is an equal to the vibe of hope, Angel Vibe, the one that gave me to use the light in the hearts and souls. But that anchors me around the soul. That author Ohkubo was using wordplay from the bible and used it's influence to make "me" create Soul World. The author lied to his characters, the author has played them all for fools! His plan that he foreshadowed a prequel manga that is about my life and Old World, the place that me, Iris, the Kusakabe, and everyone else existed before I created Shinigami and Soul World! So, are you willing me to help me stop the ones, the renegading Gorgon Sisters. Where could they be?

Ashley : Don't worry. I know where to find those renegading witches.

Penny Crygor : Don't fret with bad luck, I just installed this device that will track down any renegades or criminals! It's going to be just like this happened before. We'll use this device that track down the renegades. So, you got any plans on how to stop Asura Kusakabe?

Ashley : We'll find something that is most important to anyone's vibes! We'll make sure it will never happened before

[Imminent Battle - Kenichi Tokoi]

Penny Crygor : Yeah! For the glory and it's kind!

Shinra (Devil Chaos Chao) : You guys go on ahead to track down those renegading Gorgons.

Penny Crygor : What about you?

Shinra (Devil Chaos Chao) : I got a family problem to solve this chaos from my grandson and to deal with the creation who turned against on him.

Penny Crygor : O-Okay! We'll best be on our way tracking down the renegades! Come on, Ashley we got worked to do! [The two runs off leaving, Shinra alone in Chao World]

Shinra (Devil Chaos Chao) : In the meantime, I dedicated to those that if the vibes of all people would know that the world is in an extreme threat to the legacy I established. The Real World should never know about this cause of the outcome.

~ Eleventh Scene : Embracing the Truth ~

[cyarsk52-20]

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18 album covers that were banned or censored

Avert your eyes! These rock and metal album covers have been banned or censored so they can no longer offend those with a weak disposition…

August 23, 2021Words:Paul Travers

Rock music has always courted controversy, and so has the packaging that surrounds it. Album covers might not have the impact they once did in this age of streaming and playlists, but they still play a big part in any band’s aesthetic, and sometimes this involves images of sex, nudity, violence, horror, copyrighted material and other content that some people find objectionable.

Plenty of album covers have proven controversial but not all of these have invoked the censors’ ire. This, though, is a collection of album artwork and covers that have at some point been banned, changed, covered up, removed from sale or otherwise censored. Won't somebody please think of the children?!

Guns N’ RosesAppetite For Destruction

Guns N' Roses’ debut initially featured a robotic rapist and his victim, with the robot about to meet his own justice from a flying metal monster. The imagery came from a painting by acclaimed psychedelic artist Robert Williams but was replaced by the band’s iconic Celtic cross design when stores refused to stock it. As a compromise, the original artwork was placed inside the sleeve.

MetallicaKill ’Em All

Would Metallica have had the same impact if their debut album was called Metal Up Your Ass and featured a dagger-wielding hand emerging from a toilet? That was the band’s plan, but title and cover were both vetoed by their label – although they still exist in the form of Metallica’s 1982 demo.

SlayerChrist Illusion

The graphic imagery featuring a mutilated Christ surrounded by severed heads led to some retailers refusing to stock the album, and it being recalled across the whole of India. An alternative cover featuring the Slayer logo and removing most of the detail was later issued.

Cannibal CorpseButchered At Birth

Where to start with Cannibal Corpse?! All their albums were banned in Germany until the mid-’90s due to graphic artwork and content, and some were banned or restricted in other territories including Russia and Canada at different times. We’ll go with Butchered At Birth due to the sneaky trick of distributing early pressings covered in butcher’s paper stamped with the logo and title in red ink. Metal as fuck.

Alice CooperLove It To Death

Alice Cooper was still establishing himself as the king of shock rock, but his band’s third album fell foul of the censors even before the staged executions and songs about necrophilia. The reason was far more juvenile: on the original cover Alice poked a thumb through his cape to make it look like his, uh, snake was poking out. He had his entire arm airbrushed out for his trouble.

Jane’s AddictionNothing’s Shocking

This was also covered in paper – this time brown – when the majority of U.S. record store chains disagreed with the title and refused to stock it. Perry Farrell said that the image of nude female conjoined twins sitting on a rocking chair with their heads on fire came to him in a dream. He’d probably had too much cheese for supper.

BrujeriaMatando Gueros

The masked death metal supergroup had their debut album banned from multiple markets due to its violent content and the cover – which featured a shot of a real severed head taken from a Mexican newspaper. Undeterred, the band adopted the head as their mascot, dubbing it Coco Loco.

TAD8-Way Santa

The grunge band’s second full-length was originally a shot of a couple found in a thrift store, featuring a shirtless guy cupping his partner’s breast. The couple were less than impressed and sued the band, leading to a new cover of TADstanding in front of some presumably less litigious cows.

NirvanaIn Utero

The mannequin on the front and foetus-filled collage on the back were fine, but Wal-Mart had an issue with the title of the track Rape Me and was subsequently changed to ‘Waif Me’ for the major retail chains. As an aside, label DGC wanted the baby’s penis covered up on Nevermind. They relented when Kurt Cobain insisted he’d only do so with a sticker that read, ‘If you’re offended by this, you must be a closet pedophile.’

Dead KennedysFrankenchrist

It wasn’t initially the cover that got the San Francisco punks in trouble but a poster distributed in the sleeve, which featured Alien creator H.R. Giger’s painting Penis Landscape. Frontman Jello Biafra was taken to court for distributing harmful matter to minors and, while he was not convicted, his Alternative Tentacles label was brought to near bankruptcy. The four Shriners pictured on the cover also brought a suit against the band for good measure.

ToolUndertow

It wasn’t the cover in this case but pics in the liner notes of a thin nude man and large women – as well as band members with pins in their heads – that led to the album being pulled from some chains. They reluctantly released an alternate version with a barcode and a handwritten note saying that they loathed censorship (with ‘we want your money’ crossed out), offering to send the original artwork to anyone who wanted it for free.

Red Hot Chili PeppersMother’s Milk

Mother’s Milk features small pictures of the band members positioned in front of a proportionally much larger nude woman. Frontman Anthony Kiedis is in front of one breast and a rose covers the other, but some chains refused to stock the album because there was still too much nudity on display. Cue a revamped version with larger versions of the band covering more of the model’s skin.

Black Label SocietySonic Brew

The Johnny Walker whisky company issued a cease and desist order after Black Label Society’s debut album came out with the cover based on the brand’s Black Label whisky. It was later reissued with a design featuring the band’s skull logo.

Dead InfectionA Chapter Of Accidents

There’s plenty of repulsive stuff in the extreme metal underground, but few covers were as repulsive as the one chosen by Polish goregrind merchants Dead Infection. The shot of a bloated, rotting head was heavily censored on release to show just the band logo and title.

Steel PantherBalls Out

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【Ｓｕｓｕｒｒｏｓ　ｄｅ　ａｍｏｒ】 ; self para

Lucifer's love granted it @mpxinvidia

“Me dicen loco…”

Noel sings under his breath, his voice melting with the scent of morning coffee; dark and inexplicably sweet.

“Por que me ama la mejor de las estrellas…”

it was a moment only for him and the curious paintings on the walls that watched as he stirred the cup in front of him; their strokes listening to the secrets dancing in the air, careful not to disturb them before breaking into a dance of their own to the heartsong that lit up the quiet apartment during the (not) so early hours of the day.

“¿Por qué se niegan a aceptar que la mas bella haya bajado de tan alto para mi?”  He smiles and the paintings smile with him; they all knew the truth behind his words for they carried a piece of the love that ran through his veins and in his heart, wearing it proudly in every stroke Noel laid on the canvas when he created them - the same love with which his hands carved and cut the small pieces of fruit that were slowly filling up the bowl next to him. 

Noel knew the song from beginning to end, knew it so well he could hear the guitars and violins hidden somewhere in the cupboards for him to join in the discreet stage that was his kitchen with the talent he kept from the world. It was no secret but it wasn’t a truth he wanted known - it was for him and the ones sneaky enough to listen in when he was careless, and he was carelessly in love… truly, madly, deeply in love.

“Loco, porque les digo que me quieres con el alma…” He breathes out, fingers holding the tray securely in his grasp before he makes his way to the bedroom where the reason his heart beats lies peacefully asleep, curled up in the sheets and Noel feels the fluttering in his chest warm every inch of his body until it reaches his soul. There on his bed lies the man he loves, disheveled curls adorning his pillows while slightly parted lips drew him in and he stops for a moment to burn the sweetness of the moment in his memory.

Their food is set on the bedside table before he sneaks beside his lover once again, moving so close he can feel the tender warmth of the naked body beside him. It’s not the vibrant red sheets of the room in Babylon but an emerald green that framed his lover and it takes his breath away; the song is long silent in his voice, safely tucked away in the pocket of his heart that belonged to only to his love. 

His inked fingers reached for his lover’s bare ones, brought them up to meet his lips halfway where Noel kissed each one, innocent pecks where the ghostly remains of the previous night’s passions were laid to rest. “Corazón…” Noel calls softly, holding Invidia’s hand to his cheek in waiting to see if the sleeping beauty stirred even if it was just a little. “Mi vida…” He continues, a tender smile lining his lips as he carefully scoops the younger man closer to his chest, his arms now safely around the sleeping frame. “Amor mío…” He whispers, brushing away a few strands of hair away from the beautiful face that took over his every thought; it was a feeling so much like love yet that word wasn’t enough to carry the way Noel’s eyes bloomed with stars whenever they traced the shape of Invidia’s nose, or how they melted with the furrowing of his brow at his calling. “Cariño, I brought you breakfast.” He chuckles, the joy of knowing the gods were in his favor when they granted him this clear in his voice. 

‘They call me a madman A  madman because I tell them the brightest star in the sky loves me Why do they refuse to accept that the most beautiful one descended from the heavens just for me? (They call me) A madman, because I tell them you love me with all of you’

He looked like everything Noel ever wished for, longed for -

“Sweetheart…” There was no hiding his smile, not when he leans down to draw his love along Invidia’s cheek with his nose. “Or should I eat it all by myself?”