#Living Here in Jersey

[yodawgiheardyoulikemecha]

Seriously considered naming this blog "I Dig Giant Robots!" before choosing "Yo Dawg, I Heard You Like Mecha".

[reality-detective]

CLOWN WORLD: Edison Township, NJ Council banned American flags, and other 'props,' from meetings.

A man was removed by police for holding an American flag in America.

Let that sink in. 🤔

[crowrrupt]

May I present, not just Irish Hatsune Miku - but GAA and Irish dancing Hatsune Miku!

[puckinghischier]

currently on the road to michigan to visit a couple people in my dad’s family, and do you know how absolutely rude it is that i’m going to be only an hour and a half from where the boys are playing today and i can’t go???

like, this is the closest i’ll have ever been to them and the universe is cruel and evil to have their game fall today when i’ll be that close for once (until december hehe) and i can’t even go 😪

[lazybakerart]

which is gayer:

house standing at a urinal pretending to use it so he can talk to wilson OR wilson being an expert on the Village People’s costumes?

[gothamite-seagull]

just watched batgirl hit the griddy, then trip over a rock and faceplant into a dumpster full of donuts

[aisling-saoirse]

One of my favorite things about my hometown was the fact I could see NYC (mostly just FiDi) on certain peaks...of course it looked a lot different from when I first saw it

Rockaway, NJ - October 20th 2024

[boag]

The way I have a cool rooftop to hang out on at my new house and no friends to bring up here……… horrible evil darksided demonic etc

[cicadangel]

literally so excited to see mcr you have no idea. I still can't believe I got tickets and I keep checking my Ticketmaster to make sure their real... what do you mean i'm going to their hometown show this summer... after they keep teasing something... the band whose art I love so, so dearly. if there's one band that's defined my adolescence it's them, and how fitting is it that I get to see them perform the summer after I graduate high school.

[werebutch]

Is atlas a cubs or Sox fan no one knows

[los-plantalones]

excuse you that is my boyfriend

also i always leave him an offering. today it was a pineapple ring

[kyistell]

The last of my NJ headcanons. Now let it be known that there will probably be more in the future, considering he is my favorite, HOWEVER this is all I have for now lol.

New Jersey-

Normally is presenting more as Central Jersey, his tics are from North and South trying to speak at the same time

Because of slightly demonic magic, Jersey is fractured like how his state is, there’s North, South, and Central, they can all split into their own persons with North looking the same, but not for too long

While Jersey has used many names during his life, the one his mothers gave him is the only few actually know, Jonah Eriksson Bakker, Eriksson being his Mother’s last name and Bakker his Ma’s

Despite it being hundreds of years, he still isn’t used to English, words never come out quite right, there’s almost always something just slightly missed pronounced even when taking his accent into account

If he’s upset or tired he has a pretty heavy lisp, which along with his already heavy accent when feeling any emotion makes him pretty impossible to understand, the only ones that do are York, Del, and surprisingly Penn

Likes to call New York ‘Yorkie’ Vermont ‘Monty’ Kentucky ‘Ken’ (he’s the only one allowed too) California ‘Westie’ Florida ‘Dia’ ‘Sunshine’ or ‘Flo Rida’ and says Texas like how a Russian would (he has no idea why he started to he just did one day)

The Jersey Devil is real, Jerseys met it multiple times in his life, sometimes they exist in the same space in the Pine Barrens, but most times they don’t

Jersey has a Jersey Devil plush, had it since he was a young child, it’s his prized possession along with one of Connie’s books from the 1850s that he ‘borrowed’ 

When he was younger, Jersey would go to Devil’s Tree to read, it's how he learn the hard way, that his not father father is not the only demon that resides in NJ

In contrast to York, Jersey LOVES drop towers, thinks that they are the second best theme park flat ride to ever exist (the first are those super scramblers that flip while spinning)

Threw his shoe at York so much that Penn ended up buying him sandals as a joke, a joke that Jersey didn’t understand until YEARS later, he still loves and uses those sandals, his aim is unmatched when it comes to hitting York

Would get hit by Yorkie every time he said the R word (which he still doesn't fully believe is a slur but whatever Yorkie), this was specifically during the 2000s

Has brought every State to Action Park at least once when it was still open, it’s best not to question how he convinced Alaska and Hawaii or literally any other State, it’s just best not too

Jersey has a little devil that could in theory be related to the Jersey Devil, it's name is Impy

[isa-ah]

it's time to grow up and start liking football. o7

[attila-werther]

anyway. devastating that all these martial arts studios are located in places that are just a littleeeee bit too inconvenient to get to via public transportation

[zoologica42]

New Jersey is a living hell

[emerylovestaylor]

hockey season returning means me also returning to tumblr