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helluvapoison · 11 months ago

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I just read your Lucifer ABC's and the idea of him knowing everything about reader, but also needing words of afirmation just gave me an idea. Just imagine Lucifer truly asking to be tested about how much he knows reader, and they just start asking "Who is the person that i love most?" "Who makes my heart flutter and beat so loud even heaven could hear it?" "Who lives in my head rent free that even while dreaming he's there making everything brighter?". Lucifer would crumble.

I cant take this image from mi mind, please honey, show me the sweet baby crumble.

The Answer

Lucifer Morningstar x Reader

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“C’mon!”

Lucifer’s smile threatens to crack his face in half.

He’s been begging you to quiz him on your knowledge of him even though you assured him, you believe he knows everything about you. A part of you knows this isn’t for you; it’s for him. Lucifer wants to prove he’s a worthy mate by sharing the information he’s collected about you. His crimson eyes are big and beautiful and straight up impossible to deny. With a smile of your own, you sigh and drop your phone. Turning to give him your full attention, you rest your head in your hands.

“Alright. What’s… my favorite color?”

Suddenly his smile drops, eyes rolling dramatically to the left.

“Pfft! That’s way too easy. You need to give me a harder one than that, darling!”

Pursing your lips to the side for only a moment, you don’t need to wrack your brain very hard for a question that would stun Lucifer. A smirk tugs across your face. It’s returned tenfold. He’s vibrating with excitement when he sees you’ve conjured something, something he thinks he can answer. That only makes you more ready to win the battle he’s started.

“Who’s the first person I’d tell a secret to?”

Lucifer inhales like he’s been holding his breathe the whole time.

“That’s—!” He chokes, pupils shrinking to slits, “That’s, uh…”

You make sure to give him a few seconds before dropping the next question.

“Who’s the person I want to see every morning, noon and night of every day?”

“I-I know this one!” Lucifer assures but deflates, shoulders slumping with the amount of uncertainty weighing him down.

“Who am I thinking about every waking moment because they’re my favorite person in the universe?”

Lucifer looks like he wants to say the answer, but he’s afraid it’s wrong. His mouth opens and shuts unsure of itself. His eyes scan your face for any warning signs and although he finds none, it’s as if he can’t trust any of his senses.

Who makes me smile and laugh more than anyone?

Who’s so creative they always have me in awe?

Who can make my day brighter just by being themself?

Question after question, you tug him closer by his hips until he’s flush against you. You will your hands to deliver to reassurance your words cannot. Fingers glide up his neck and comb through his blonde locks, every stroke an apology for dragging the game on.

“Who do I love the very most and thank Heaven every night for sending him to me?”

Your hands steal the apples of his cheeks and tilt his head up. Your eyes grip his in a staring competition fueled by adoration. The games over and forgotten but it has a clear winner. Lucifer’s a blushing disaster, his voice failing him and melting to a whine. He swallows hard on nothing, eyebrows pinching together making his expression appear dangerously hopeful.

Your voice drops to an agonizingly soft whisper. Syrupy sweet yet serious.

“I’ll give you a hint. He’s my angel… His name starts with an L… He’s looking at me like he wants a kiss…?”

“I—Is… Is it.. Me?”

“Yes, Luci. The answer is you.”

Closing the small gap between you both, you finally give him a reward for answering the question correctly.

#hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel imagine #hazbin hotel headcanon #lucifer morningstar x reader #lucifer morningstar headcanon #lucifer morningstar imagine #hazbin hotel lucifer x reader

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jobesbabe · 10 months ago

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Heyy, recently I’ve been thinking of ‚teen‘ dad jobe a little bit too much. He’d be so anxious about becoming a father, yet Jobe‘s so supportive and caring towards you and your child.

Although anxiety eats him up whole, he grows so attached to his baby; protecting you two, spending time with you and overall becoming the best father to be 🎀

My baby / Jobe Bellingham

warnings- established relationship, pregnancy, throwing up, fluff

summary- Jobe and you are expecting a baby and you cant decide if you are worried or excited.

a/n - In my head Jobe is 20 in this fic, just because and I think this is a great prompt. alr, thanks! enjoy!

Every morning that week you woke up with the stomach flu. You would be as quiet as can be, but Jobe would always know somehow and run after you to hold your hair up and rub circles on your back.

“You should be asleep,” You said, “You have a match at noon.”

Jobe shook his head. “I don’t care about a stupid match, I just care that you’re going to be okay.”

You smiled weakly. “This should pass, I’m not going to be sick forever.”

He nodded before kissing your cheeks lightly. “I will make sure of that.”

But the next morning and the morning after that, you threw all the contents of your stomach up.

You had barely been eating at night, just some of his mother’s chicken soup and plain crackers. Yet even that had ended up out of your system by morning.

You cried against Jobe’s chest in bed as he hugged you.

“Something is wrong with me,” You cried weakly.

He just pulled you tighter and hummed in response, kissing your temples.

“I mean, I’m throwing up every day, It’s even thrown my period off, it’s a week late!” You exclaimed.

“Wait,” Jobe asked while sitting up in bed. “A week late as in you have it now or a week late as in you haven’t gotten it?”

“Jobe I haven’t gotten it.” You explained tired. You snuggled into him, ready for sleep and he instead got up.

“I have to run to the store, don’t worry it’s for you, but it’s nothing bad.” Jobe told you before giving you a peck and then rushing off.

Jobe came back thirty minutes later with three different pregnancy tests. He picked you up out of bed bridal style and led exhausted you to the bathroom.

“Baby, I know this could be a long shot, but I remember one of the lads talking about how his wife was sick when they were first expecting. You don’t have to test if you don't want to, but whats the harm in it?” He asked excitedly.

Tired you took the tests and waited in Jobe’s arms for the results. You wanted to look at the same time. You didn’t know if you wanted a baby or not. Jobe didn’t either, he claimed, but there was a glimmer of hope in his eyes, wondering what a little Bellingham family would be like. Don’t get me wrong, he was still terrified. But the baby gave him excitement he’d never felt before.

As you two looked together at all three tests, the results all matched. Two lines.

Anxiety filled the both of you and you embraced each other knowing you were in the same boat.

Jobe put his hands on your stomach reassuringly.

“I love you,” He said, and you couldn’t tell if it was toward you or the little Bellingham.

Eight and a quarter months later, Your baby boy was born.

Thomas Luke Joseph Bellingham. He was the most beautiful boy, with your eyes and Jobe’s smile. He was perfect. Neither of you knew how to be parents and Jobe was constantly scared he would mess something up and hurt his little boy.

Tommy was a daddy’s boy though, always calming down when his dad was around and cooing at his father’s matches.

Once Jobe got the hang of parenting, he was always showing the both of you off saying, “This is my son Tommy, He adores me and football,” Even though he wasn’t even six months old.

The three of you had shaped up to be such an adorable family, earning aww’s everywhere you went.

You loved each other so much. The three of you against the world.

#footballer x reader #football #footballer imagine #jobe bellingham #jobe bellingham imagine #jobe bellingham x reader #footballer one shot #x reader

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nanawritesit · 2 years ago

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Yeosang Boyfriend Headcanons!

this guy is such a lil sweetie! he was a bit shy to approach you at first 🥺

as i said before in my previous ateez headcanons, yeosang is a big starer. he would legit just stare at you for half an hour and consider it flirting

however once he senses that you’re interested in him as well, his flirt game is turned up to the MAX

he drives you crazy the way he gives you delicate little touches, your heart stops every time he brushes your hair out of your face or pulls a loose thread off your sweater

when you weren’t afraid to flirt back with him, he knew you were the one. the second you started teasing him and giving him a hard time, he was like, “this is it. i need them.”

he’s so fricking observant too. he’ll memorize every little detail about you so he can bring it up in a conversation later

he’s also an impulsive gift giver

“hey remember that one time you said you mentioned that obscure cartoon you used to watch as a kid? well i saw a keychain of it and thought of you, so here you go!”

he tried really hard to wait to ask you out, wanting to give you time to pine over him and create a slow burn, but he just CANT WAIT to make you his.

and he was so tickled when you said yes, he would not stop giggling like a little school girl 🥰

he also knows how adorable you think his laugh and fanged smile is, and will use it against you to make you fall for him even harder

ALRIGHT MOVING ON TO ACTUAL RELATIONSHIP STUFF-

his excellent observance doesn’t end when y’all start dating. even if you just have the slightest change in your breathing pattern, he notices and is like “hey what’s wrong”

he’s the first one to notice when you get a new haircut, knows you’re sick the second he looks at you, adjusts your necklace when it gets turnt around, ties your shoe when the laces come undone…

because he stares so much he knows every little detail of your appearance

the different specks of color in your eyes, all your little moles and freckles, any scars you might have, the way you part your hair, whether or not you’re wearing makeup and what kind…

speaking of which, he dies a little on the inside every time you kiss his birthmark ❤️ he was scared to show you his bare face at first, but you were quick to tell him how beautiful he is (as you should 😤)

yeosang calls his partner “honey,” no i do not take criticism

and in his deep ass voice? ugh i would melt 😭

*when you surprise him at work* “honey! what are you doing here?”

*barging into your apartment* “oh my honey, i brought you your favorite food!”

*coming back in from getting the mail* “hey honey, come look at this new drone i got!”

he may seem all cool and statuesque, but deep down he’s just a big nerd 🤓 he’s always asking you to come to the park with him to fly his drones

makes you help him sort his candies by color 💀

he loves that you never see him as judgmental or picky because of his honest nature. you always take special interest in his opinions, and admire that he’s not afraid to speak his mind

and he does the same for you as well! he thinks so highly of you that he’s always interested in what you have to say about things. he wants to know all of your likes and dislikes :)

you guys tell each other EVERYTHING, there’s not much you guys keep secret from each other 💀

you know all of his memories with the boys, his childhood stories, his most embarrassing moments.. he knows all the drama in your friend group, your family situation, and your deepest secrets

he’s a morning person, so if you’re not then you’ll have to get used to him waking up early and fluttering around the house doing things

(and um i’m not a morning person but hearing his voice get even deeper in the morning would motivate me to wake up 😳)

after a while he gets lonely and starts pestering you to wake up and spend time with him in a pouty voice 🥺

*poking your face and shaking your shoulder* “honeyyyy, it’s almost noon… the day is half over and you haven’t even cuddled me yet…”

he thinks you’re incredibly cute when you’re half asleep and groggy in the morning :)

he ends up threatening to cook you breakfast which makes you LEAP out of bed 💀

consequently, he’s not a big night owl unless he has to be… if you’re one, he ends up converting you to a morning person because he’s so fricking persistent 🤦🏼‍♀️

but for a while if you’re hanging out with him late at night he’ll start nodding off, and when you wake him he’ll go “i wasn’t asleep” 🤡

san and wooyoung will try to call you guys at 9 pm to see if you want to go out to get drinks with them, only to find out that both your phones were shut off, and you were both in your pajamas doing face masks and watching a movie on the couch together, fading in and out of consciousness ❤️

wooyoung once called you his grandparents 💀 y’all know it’s bad if he’s not taking an opportunity to call hongjoong and seonghwa old

caring for the scrapes on his elbows and knees when he falls off his skateboard 🥰

he also desperately wants to teach you how to skateboard if you don’t already know how! he’s so patient and gentle with you, always letting you fall into his arms and catching you when you slip :)

“it’s okay honey, i’ve got you! i know it’s scary, but i promise it’s so fun once you get the hang of it. you’re actually doing really well for your first time!”

you guys will eventually become the cool skater couple that everyone is jealous of 💀

he ALWAYS smells good, and his scent somehow embeds itself in all your clothes and furniture so even when he’s not there, you’re thinking of him

when you see him after you’ve been apart for a long time, of course you’ll run up to each other for a bone crushing hug, and as soon as his familiar scent hits you your eyes well with tears

he hates seeing you cry, even if it’s from happiness

*wiping your tears with a reassuring smile* “oh honey, please don’t cry… we’re together now.”

he’s constantly putting your needs before his own, you actually had to sit him down and explain to him that while you love and appreciate his selflessness, he needs to take care of himself more often

he’s not the biggest fan of PDA, but he does enjoy holding hands… he likes walking with you and swinging your interwoven hands back and forth ❤️

you’ll catch him smiling at the sidewalk and ask him what’s up, he just says “i like the way your hand fits in mine.”

yeosang is a big forehead kisser 🥰 it’s his favorite way to show his affection in a sweet and delicate way

he’s so sensitive to your touch… if you just brush your hands over his shoulders and arms, it’s enough to make his heart flutter :)

there are a lot of nights were you guys just lay in bed next to each other and talk about EVERYTHING… it just goes on and on until one of you falls asleep

he never really lashes out on you, no matter how upset he is. before every reaction, his words and actions are carefully chosen and thought over.

he’s also very good at forgiveness. that’s not to say that you can treat him badly, but everyone makes mistakes and he knows that. he has this amazing ability to see things from different perspectives that allows him to forgive you when you slip up

overall, having yeosang as a boyfriend is a blast. he’s so sweet and attentive, and you never run out of things to talk about. and even if you did, he would just make something up to fill the silence! no matter what, you always feel so loved and appreciated with him by your side 🥰

#ateez reactions #ateez scenarios #ateez fluff #ateez yeosang #ateez writing #ateez x reader #ateez imagines #ateez requests #ateez headcanons #yeosang imagines #yeosang x reader #yeosang scenarios #yeosang fluff #kang yeosang

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first-edition · 1 year ago

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Fox and the Hound

Sandor Clegane x reader

Chapter 2

1- 2- 3

Sum-Joffrey wants to send a message to your family after your brother embarrasses him, so he marries you off to his most unwanted man in his court, the hound. But will this marriage truly be a statement for an eyesore, or will it grow into something more.

Cw for the chapter- forced marragie, alcohol consumption, joffrey, mention of dead loved one, mention of consumation, 18+ languge and themes.

The large doors are kicked open by sandor as he walks to your bed placing you down on it before standing and bowing and walking out to leave you to the attention of your hand maidens. Once you hear the door close you curl up and the screams you were holding in let out in sobs and screams of pure pain.

Your wails are heard as the sounds bounces off the stone walls of your room. “M-my lady.” one maid says holding out a hand to you touching your shoulder but you finch away.

“L-Leave me!” you sob.

“But my lady-” “LEAVE!” you yell at them. They curtsie and scurry out of the room.

“You shouldn't talk to them like that.” you hear a familiar voice as you look over seeing sansa walking to you and sitting on the bed next to you.

“What am I supposed to do?” you ask

“I dont know.” she says, shaking her head.

“Move over.” she says you sniff and listen she lays next to you facing you. Reaching out she moves your hair out of your face.

“I overheard Joffrey, he said you're too married to the hound tomorrow. At noon. He wants it done as soon as possible.” she says a disgusted look on her face. Your eyes wander her face as she places a hand upon your cheek.

“At least he didn't have ser merryn bruise your face. We saw what he did to you liliana.” she says you nod.

“My brother sansa..” you say.

“And my father out past the gates, his head on a pike, joffrey is no king. He's a demon craving power he's too weak to get. You're my best friend, you're a lady of the same standard as me. I don't know what to do but you can marry sandor.'' She says you scoff and sit up and hold the bed sheet to your body.

“I was sent here as a peace offering, you were too.” she says.

“But peace doesn't need to be forced.'' You say moving your hair to one side.

“No…but it does need to be enforced.” she says. You shake your head.

“I can't marry a hound.” you say pulling your knees to your chest.

“Cant or wont.” she says looking up at you. You nod without giving a clear answer.

“Y/n you're going to be killed if you don't marry him.” she says.

“I’d die before marrying a man I do not love, marrying a man filled with such violence.” you say looking at her as she sits up to face you. In disbelief she shakes her head.

“You want your head on a silver platter? You’ll have your head on a spike.” she asks

“Yes.” you respond.

“Y/n. Your family will have nothing left, my sister is gone, my brothers are on the other side of the country, my father is dead…I only have you and I cannot, no, Will not lose you too, my best friend. Please…don't let me loose you, and marry him, just please do a duty as a lady as the king's subject, worthless daft cunt as he is…” she says making you giggle at how much she enjoys making fun of him behind his back.

“...but please for me.” she says. You look at her and sigh nodding.

“Alright.” you say she nods and hugs you you hug her back.

“Do me one favor?” You ask.

“Anything.” she answers.

“Walk me down the aisle.” you say she nods a smile on her face. A smile that's full of sadness.

“My pleasure.'' She gets up and walks to the door, sending your maids back into your room to help you dress for bed.

—---

The morning sun hits your face as you sit outside by the window and a pillow on your lap brings your knees to your chest.

“Her grace is the queen cersei.” one of your maids announces as the doors to your chambers open. You turn seeing cersei walking into the room you get up and curstie to her not worried about the fact you are still in your nightgown.

“My dear…you're not dressed? You have to give a present in an hour?” she asks.

“no..I have nothing to wear. I'm not sure my day gowns would suffice as a wedding dress.” you say. Cersei smiles her devious smile. And walks to you taking your hands before turning and noddeding the doors open once more as the seamstress walks in with a dress on the form.

“I had this made for my wedding, however I came to be with my child before I was able to wear it. So it's my gift to you to wear this time.” she says leading you to it.

“It's beautiful.” you answer.

“Yes and I had it tailored to your number so it will fit perfectly…” she says and trails off as you take the sleeve in hand.

She walks over to the bed and takes a seat. You turn to look at her as she sighs looking up at you.

“Do you know the action of a man and a woman in bed my dear? What is to be expected of you on your wedding night?” she asks me to pat the spot on the bed next to her so you'll sit. You walk over and take the place next to her.

“My mother wanted to tell me but my aunt never let her explain.” you reply.

“Well you must consummate the marriage with intercourse it's a scary experience. You are there to pleasure the man, do you understand? You shall abstain from any struggle and do everything he wishes you to do. Do you understand?” she says.

“Y-yes your grace.” you say now fearful of what the hound is willing to do to you.

“I'm so sorry my dear have I frightened you?” she asks. You open your mouth to speak but she cuts you off.

“No matter, I'm sure Sandor clegane will make a fine husband. And you shall have many fine babes.” she says before once again standing and putting her hands together in a clap, the noise making you jump.

“Now! Try it on shall we.” she says you stand and nod.

—----

Almost as if you’d blacked out and had not remembered the rest of the time spent getting ready for picking at your nails waiting for the door of the large keep to open. You can hear voices murmuring behind the large black wood doors.

“y/n.” Sansa speaks, causing you to jump.

“I'm sorry I didn't mean to startle you.” she says taking your hand. You shake your head, eyes glued forwards on the door. Your mind races with the things cersei was babbling about earlier about the consummate marriage and who has to watch.

“Y/n?” Sansa brings you back to reality although not far from your head.

“Did you hear me? I said you look beautiful.” she says you give her a worried smile,but she wasn't wrong. You wear a white and gold embellished dress with sleeves and a trail in the back. Your veil falling far past the dress you hair down your back pulled out of your face.

You hear the music and the muffled voices of chatter die down as everyone has taken their seat. You hear footsteps towards you and Sansa both turn their heads seeing joffrey. He stands neck to you and smiles smugly.

“What are you doing?” you ask

“Your fathers not here and your brother is gone and as a high born son so as next to lead and father of the realm it's my duty to give you away to your husband,” he says.

“I apologize for your grace because I asked your lady, Sansa, to give me away.” you say.

“Yes…but she will not.” he says, taking your arm in his as the doors open. You give Sansa a look. She shakes your head in regret. You look forward to your heart dropping seeing so many people from highborns to servants. Down the aisle you look up seeing the priest Joffrey has picked and sandor who is in all black armor with a gold and white cape seemingly made for him just for today as there's no dents or nicks and it shines with the sunlight that peers in through the stained glass window.

Walking down the aisle your legs feel jello and your heart races so fast and hard you can hear it in your ears. Moving closer and closer to your soon to be husband. Joffrey walks you up the stairs to the altar setting you in place but not before leaning into your ear to speak to you and you alone.

“Be a good bitch for my dog will you?” He gives you a smile and walks back down the stairs to watch with everyone else. You glance at the entrance wanting nothing more than to run knowing that if you do the only option after would be death. Refraining from the thoughts the priest speaks.

“Please cloak the bride and bring her under your protection.”

The other garment sandor holds is set out as he lifts it over you and places it around your shoulders. You look up at him for what is supposed to be a brief moment but your eyes keep their hold on his face. His usual resting bitch face is prominent but the hint of something you can quite make out.

“Your grace, your grace, my lords and ladies. We stand here in the light of God to witness the binding of these two souls. From house clegane symbol of three dogs on a golden banner, a loyal servant of the crown, And house vixen symbol of a fox on a red banner. May they be one in body, mind, heart and soul. Forever.” he says. You continue to look up at the hound only looking over when the priest takes a hold of the bible and holds it out to you both.

“You may place your hand on each other and join fingers” he says as you glance at Sansa who now stands next to Joffrey who gives a reassuring nod. Both you and the hound turn to face the priest as he holds his hand out. You place yours on top of his and intertwine your fingers, his hand so much bigger than yours. The priest wraps a red cloth around your hands.

“In the sight of the king, the queen, god and man, I hereby seal these two souls, binding them as one. For eternity. Look upon one another and say the words.” he finishes step back a step. You turn to the hound as he does you. You look up at him once again he looks down to you trying desperately to avoid eye contact but the way you look at him doesn't allow that. You both speak in tandem.

“Father, smith, warrior, mother maiden, crone stranger.”

“I am his and he is mine.” “I am hers and she is mine.”

“From this day until the end of my days.” you both end.

“I pronounce you husband and wife of house clegane.'' The priest continues to take a slight intake of breath as the hound leans down to you close your eyes feeling the scruff of his bread cooled with the surprisingly softness of his lips against yours. You relax as you somehow melt into him only for him to pull away as everyone claps and cheers.

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You sit at the head of the table, your hands in your lap picking at your nails, the stories Cersei wouldn't shut up about running through your mind about what the night is set to hold. The fear bubbling up in your throat.

“Stop that.” Sandor speaks, making you jump.

“You’ll ruin your nails, and you’ll bleed. I don't think you want blood all over your dress.” he says.

“You don't seem very much concerned with yours.” you say

“I don't need to be im not a princess.” he says scoffing at you before chugging his wine.

“No you're not…but you just married so that makes you a prince.” you say. He sets his cup down harder than normal and reaches for the stronger alcohol.

“Fuck me.” he cursses and pour it into his cup before taking a swing of it. This amuses you slightly and you let out a small laugh.

“Something funny?” he gruffly asks.

“The thought of you with a crown on your head all shiny, just like you are now but all the time.” you say.

“Want me to be like your brother? If I was like him right now I'd be dead.” he says seriously. Your smile immediately fades. As you feel tears prick at your eyes.

“Congratulations.” you look to your front seeing more people coming up to you and bowing you nod faking a smile. A glass clinks getting everyone's attention as the music and talking subsides.

Cersi stands as she's going to speak.

“I want to wish the newly weds good fortune and prosperity, for many children to come, and happiness to ensure” she says

“HEAR HEAR!” Everyone chatters as they cheer mugs together and drink and continue eating.

The rest of the evening is spent in quiet between you and sandor although he wanders off for a few minutes with the other kingsguard member speaking with jaime and joffrey before wandering back to you as your ladies in waiting lead you both to your new chambers.

Walking into the large room it has a huge bed made from oak wood which has been dyed black draped with red and black curtains covering in a soft comforter and pillows on each side a small table, a stone and steel plated fireplace with a fire blazing. A large sitting chair table next to it also formed from the black oak, in the corner is a golden tub and a desk with a mirror and a dressing screen. The large black dresser trunk and drawers.

You look around entering the space as sandor follows behind you and you hear the doors shut. Your hand runs along the fabric of the bed, your mind wandering to the horrible things he’ll force upon you.

You move your hair to one side as you take a hold of the strap along the back of your dress pulling at it loosening the fabric. Your hands are shaking slightly.

“What are you doing?” Sanders' voice barrels at you.

“U-undressing for you.” You say. He lets out a scoff. Pulling your hands away.

“Don't bother.” He says gruffly as he passes you walking to the table with a jug of wine pouring some into a glass before chugging it and wiping his mouth. He looks at you now standing confused waiting for his command.

“What? Did you think I would bend you over this table and fuck the life out of you?” He says you look down embarrassed and unsure of how to answer.

“How ever you see fit to consummate… you may.” You say. He scoffs again.

“Im not going to fuck you little fox, not now, not ever, I didn’t want to marry you, let alone marry anyone. The only thing I care about is blood and ale. If you want someone to deflower you it won't be me!” He barks.

Before taking the jug of wine and heading for the door.

“Wait.” You say he stops, turning to you.

“What?” He ask

“You’re not sleeping in here?” You ask.

“Just because I'm your husband doesn't mean I take naps with you. I'm still the king's guard. I've got a job to do.” He replies and continues to head for the door before you stop him once again.

“Sandor.” You say he groans before turning around seeing you holding out his cape he took off to cover you yesterday.

“I believe you might want this back.” You say. He takes a few short steps to you before taking it from your hands and slumping it over his shoulder,

“Don't call me that.” He speaks before finally, turning and walking out. Your ladies in waiting come to you after the door closes and help you undress from the uncomfortable garment and into your night wear for sleep

#sandor clegane x reader smut #sandor clegane x you #the hound #The hound xreader #Hound #game of thrones #game of thrones x reader

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fangirlstorycreator · 1 year ago

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Can you do when kk3 and ck terry is being really clingy and just wants to Staty in bed all day and takes care of us

Of course I can do that for you 🤗 I hope you enjoy 💚

KK3 Terry Silver:

You woke up that morning when the autumn air had finaly come. With the heat being so difficult these last few weeks, the crisp cold air was a wonderful replacement. You sat up in bed and you could feel the cold on your arms, your skin felt a wonderful coolness that you had wanted to feel for so long after this heatwave. As your hand smooths over your arm, Terry's eyes open as he smiles, watching you smiling sat up in bed. "You look beautiful in the morning baby girl" "I think you need your eyes tested babe. Have you seen my hair? It's like a nest for birds" He sits up and kisses your cheek "Well, that may have been my fault. I did kind of throw you around the bedroom last night" "Don't you dare apologise for what we did last night babe! I'm actually suprised I can feel my legs today" You both chuckle at your comment, then he holds your chin and gives you a sweet kiss. "What time is it?" "Uhh? It says...8.30" "8.30! Uuggh and it's Monday" Terry says like a frustrated teenager as he flops back into the bed. "It's not the end of the world Terry, you bought that dojo because you wanted too, noone forced you" "I know I know, I just cant be bothered today...let's just stay hear!" "What?" "Yeh! Let's just stay in bed today! I can call John to take over and I can make up some story as to why we can't come in" "We? Terry you may not want to work at the dojo today, but I have lots of paperwork in the dojo office I need to sort out" "No no baby girl! Stay with me today, please?" "My god Terry your acting like a teenager. You don't need me to stay in bed with you " "But who am I going to cuddle with?" "Cuddle?" You ask with a raised eyebrow. "Alright, but we do cuddle afterwards don't we? Come on baby girl....don't you want to stay in bed with me?....I could spend the day holding you....kissing you....fu-" "Alright I get it! (Giggle) Look, are you seriously wanting to waist an entire day just to stay home?" "Hell yeh! It's MY dojo, I can do what I want" "And you wouldn't mind me missing a day and not doing all that paperwork?" "The paperwork isn't going anywhere, it will still be there tomorow so there isn't a rush...come on baby..." he says stroking your thigh. "Stay in bed with me....you know you want to..." He gives you a cheeky smile, you knew you couldn't say no to him. You didn't answer him, you just smiled and picked up your phone, calling John. "Hey Y/N, everything alright?" "Hey John, I'm afraid me and Terry aren't able to come I'm today. We both ate something bad last night and have food poisoning. It's out of our system but were still feeling the pain and poorly feeling from being sick. Will you be ok holding down the dojo today?" "Of course I will, there's only 3 classes today and they are all in the morning. You and Terry just rest up and I'll catch up with you guys tomorow" "Thanks John, we'll see you tomorow" Once you put your phone down, Terry gives you a proud look. "Well....I wasn't expecting my baby girl to lie like that...I liked it" "You liked that I lied about us?" "Yeh...it shows your naughty side..." "Terry, before you start anything, do we have any condoms left?" He reaches over, opens his bedside drawer, to 2 full packets of large condoms. "Look at you planning ahead babe" "You know I can't get enough of you...now get that cute little body over hear!"

CK Terry Silver:

You woke up this morning feeling quite refreshed and comfortable, which wasn't like you. You never woke up before your alarm, and as you were working today, you wondered why you felt good and didn't hear your alarm. You sat up in bed and notice that Terry isn't beside you, that was usual for a work morning, he liked to shower before work to help wake him up. So you rubbed your eyes and grabbed your phone off charge from your bedside drawer, its then that you realise that your alarm was suposed to go off at 8....it was now 9.30! "Oh sh#t! I'm late! I'm late!" Your about to run out of the bed when Terry came in wondering why you were panicking. "Woh woh sweetheart, what's wrong?" "What's wrong? I-wait? Why are you still hear at 9.30? Why aren't you at work?" "Ah...about that..." He says as he takes a seat next to you on the bed. "I called in to Kim this morning, I told her were not going to be in today" "What? Why would you do that? Did...did you turn my alarm off?" "Ok yeh I did, but for good reason. Sweetheart, when was the last time we spent quality time together that was longer than 2 hours?" "Oh gosh, I think before the refurbishment of cobra kai. Yeh, I remember because Kim had just started" "Exactly, we haven't had quality time together for nearly 2 months now. And I miss you. Yes we see eachother every day at home and at work, but we haven't really been together have we?" "You make a good point Terry, I've missed you too. Your right, we haven't been together recently" "That's why I called Kim, she and her other sensei's are happy to take over for today. Which means I can do what I've wanted to for a while" "And what's that?" "Staying in bed with you pretty much all day...holding you and feeling you close to me" "Oh Terry that sounds wonderful. But I'm suprised you'd want to stay in bed all day, wouldn't you feel bored?" He chuckles and his hand strokes over the part of the quilt covering your legs. "I'm sure we can find something to do while in bed all day...if you know what I mean?..." You just giggle and put your arms around his neck, giving him a kiss. "The question is...are you going to be able to handle me....all day?...." "You have no idea the stamina I have sweetheart..."

#thomas ian griffith #sensei targaryen #terry silver #cobra kai #kk3 #terry silver x reader

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kcrossvine-art · 2 years ago

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Good morn/noon/evening/after-you-woke-up! Now, I want you to imagine we are in a beige and light oak dressed kitchen, theres a plastic bowl artfully place on the island you bump your toes and hips on, and in that plastic bowl is plastic fruit, and on that plastic fruit is a decades worth of dead skin dust built up. It smells like vanilla perfume from the dollar store. On the 32-inch TV screen PBS is playing episodes of the coming of age drama 'Arthur'. We're cooking 'Stones Inna Swamp' from the Redwall Cookbook- And now a word from us kids…

(You can find the original recipe at the bottom if you’d like to follow along)-

MY NAMES CROSS NOW LETS COOK LIKE ANIMALS

SO, “what goes in to a Stones Inna Swamp?” YOU MIGHT ASKWELL for ya soup base-

White beans

Kidney beans

Vegetable oil

Onion

Celery stalks

Garlic

Sliced mushrooms

Green bell peppers

Vegetable stock

Chopped tomatoes

Parsley

Paprika

Salt and pepper

Canned beans might work well if you dont want to soak overnight, just thoroughly rinse and dry them first. And for ya dumplin's-

Rolled oats

Breadcrumbs (preferably whole wheat)

Parsley

Margarine

Cheddar Cheese

Do be careful making these, the dish caked to the pan like ive never seen anything before.

AND, “what does Stones Inna Swamp taste like?” YOU MIGHT ASK

Its a, it feels like adult babyfood, almost?

The 'dumplings'- they taste like meatballs??

This recipe would probably taste better with Regular Meatballs but these are mice so its understandable

Theres less liquid at the end than the 'swamp' name would imply

Texture similar to a mash

Most flavor comes from the aromatic ingredients

Could deal with a bit more spice

The vegetables could also go for a nice sear or roast beforehand

Pairs well with a gelatin desert and sparkly water

The dish your white parent makes when they do something 'experimental'

. The dumplings dont have a measurement for the salt, I did what felt right and I'd say it came out to maybe ¼ cup salt? . Water measurement for dumplings is way way too little, do the tablespoons and then also half cup. . Where margarine called for, used butter

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It gives off the air of when your children complain about taco tuesdays, but they cant cook for themselves and your partner refuses to learn, so you pick something out from pinterest that says "Healthy Veggie Sunday Dinner Done in 10 Minutes!". Its not bad in the traditional sense, its bad in the sense that it brings not much good. This may partially be a neurodivergent thing but the amount of soft textures just fucks with my brain.

I feel like I'm eating joker mush. The cheese is a nice touch though!

From start time to serving time, it took about 2 hours, but that could be cut down with experience. I would highly recommend either cooking the parsley dumplings separately and then adding per serving, or serving and eating immediately, because they Will get soggy and they Will fall apart over time.

The flavor itself is very nice and savory, the more salt you add the more itd taste like meat I think! As usual, please do feel free to add more spices than listed. I could see smoked paprika, cumin, and sautéd spinach going enhancing this a fair bit. I think if I were to make this in the future i would fry the dumplings before adding them in with the soup, to give it more texture and 'body'.

I give this recipe a wham-bam-ghost-you-ma'am of 3/10 (with 1 being food that makes one physically sick and 10 being food that gives one a lust for life again.) And now back to our show...

🐁 ORIGINAL RESIPPY TEXT BELOW 🐁

Bean Soup Ingredients:

1/2 cup dried white beans

1/2 cup dried kidney beans

4 teaspoons vegetable oil

1 1/2 cups (1 large) sliced onion

2 celery stalks, chopped

1 garlic clove, crushed

1 1/2 cups (4 ounces) sliced mushrooms

2 green bell peppers, seeded and chopped

1 cup vegetable stock (or 1 cup water and 1/2 cube vegetable bouillon)

1 can (14 ounces) chopped tomatoes

1 tablespoon chopped parsley

1 teaspoon paprika

Salt and pepper, to taste

Parsley Dumpling Ingredients:

1 cup rolled oats

1/2 cup breadcrumbs (preferably whole wheat)

2 teaspoons chopped parsley

1/4 cup margarine

1/2 cup grated Cheddar cheese

Soup Method:

To make the soup, soak the dried beans in water overnight.

Drain the soaked beans and transfer them to a large pot. Add water to cover and bring to a boil. Boil the beans for 15 minutes, then reduce the heat and simmer until the beans are completely cooked, 40 to 50 minutes more. Drain.

In a large, preferably nonstick frying pan over medium heat, warm the oil. Add the onion, celery and garlic and cook, stirring, for 5 minutes. Add the mushrooms and peppers and cook, stirring occasionally, for 3 more minutes.

Add the beans, stock, tomatoes, parsley and paprika. Season with salt and pepper.

Bring to a boil, cover partially, and simmer for 20 minutes, stirring occasionally.

Dumplings Method:

To make the dumplings, stir together the oats, breadcrumbs, parsley and salt in a bowl. Add the margarine and rub it into the dry ingredients with your fingers until evenly distributed. Stir in 2 to 3 tablespoons of cold water, until the mixture just forms a dough.

Form the dough into twelve 1 '/2-inch round dumplings. Add the dumplings to the bean mixture and reduce the heat to low. Simmer, covered, turning the dumplings after 10 minutes, until they are cooked through, another 20 to 25 minutes.

Sprinkle with the grated cheese and serve.

#cross cooks redwall #recipe #foods #digital art

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pwblogarchive · 5 months ago

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February 2008

February 3, 2008

“Try lying for a change, it's the currency of the world.”

its oddly haunting the way that sometimes entries from a year ago can reflect perfectly how i feel today.

its like an echo sent out over the weeks and months and pages of the calendar.

not always but sometimes.

a few weeks ago i considered mentioning the fact that while i once wrote "every new years is worse than the last" i didnt feel that way anymore

oh eight had broken the january curse

now im glad i didnt

cuz i realized it might not have

it may have just pushed it back a month

or extended it, depending on how this all looks on play-back

i find it a bit odd to be waiting for retrospect

Posted by xoat 10:41 PM

February 12, 2008

“honestly, afraid. i cant ever sleep either.”

Put the the planets in swing

Make jupiter sing

The afternoon light

Ignites

The back of my head

Spend years trying to cloud our head and not feel a thing

Just to turn around and erase the clouds so we can remember everything

Throw handcuffs on that boy

When the check comes he never pays

His cheekbones carve my moods

He shakes like a leaf

He's clicking like an old answering machine

He howls at the moon

He's breathes wet thru insect eyes

Canyon lights at night chase away the boring days

And I don't worry about death because I've seen the date I'm gonna die and its so far away.

Posted by xoat 1:55 AM

February 16, 2008

“part two (i forget so much of what i write its beginning to scare me).”

hes a lonely planet

dont stir and wake

everythings ok

give or take

the cats got the canary spinning in its ribcage

did i mention i came dressed for the intervention

(and if you were dying soon would you try to find snow in the deep summer

the june bugs dancing in wonder

and i still wonder now

if my words will stil turn you inside out)

hes a honeyjar

with that pretty face, lets never lose the lid

and keep those rosey lips in

(he breathes wet through insect eyes)

in multiples of four, no less than sixteen

sandmans been showing his beam

when he walks into a room the walls lean in to listen

keep a calendar this way youll know the last time you came through

oh.

"i know what youre going through"

well i dont- its more of a "paper or plastic" grocery store choice to me

but ill sympathize with anything to get through to you

do you know what its like to watch reruns of yourself night after night

to offer nothing and expect everything in return

to cock your head just right to appear arrogantly humble

if we hurry well make the morning edition

cos everybody likes to read the bad news

theyve tapped the phone be very careful what you say

speak in code about singing birds and sleepy eyed women

his heads a junkyard for rusted midnight thoughts

hes criminally carefree

when the pills swallow the worry

hes digging like forty nine

hes making you press rewind

hes a thunderstorm so bright you shut your eyes

he is a hurricane

Posted by xoat 3:15 AM

February 18, 2008

“mc hammer and miss piggy bank”

i get bright ideas in dark rooms

red rooster combs on our head

we are galaxies

a catipillar that got stuck

mr moth come quick with any luck

long walk in a dark house

a roman candle heart

keep us far apart

tour is just thinking you have been in every hotel, club or truck stop before.

it is deja vu personified.

all full of love so much that my teeth are floating.

February 19, 2008

“the oxidation of Joan of Arc.”

the mind drinks less and less.

impatience.

highways full of crowds going somewhere, somewhere, somewhere, nowhere.

The gasoline refugee.

Towns turn into motels,

people in nomadic surges from place to place,

following the moon tides,

living tonight in the room where you slept this noon and I the night before.

Posted by xoat 12:31 AM

#fall out boy #pete wentz #livejournal

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I am in California! Specifically southern California so yeah it's always warm lol but that's the problem, it's been cold (cold for me which is 50-60sih) and it's very confusing since this isn't our usual weather! Plus it's also been really windy and the wind is cold lol And yeah sadly the timing was THE WORST!!!

It's okay that you chose to not go! like you knew your limit, you knew that it was something that wasn't going to be too enjoyable for you. especially if you had other things on your mind. It's not right that she made you feel bad about that even if you expressed that you were busy/didn't feel up for it. and even if you didn't say something about feeling off, respecting your choice is a MUST and knowing you, you probably declined in a nice way! So being upset that she couldn't respect that is valid! And being an independent person is good! like the fact that you can do things by yourself is something that a lot of people struggle with! there's nothing wrong about that.

I swear I listen to other artists and not just Paramore/ Paramore adjacent music HAHA like aside from that lyric, Ive had Good Luck Babe! by Chappell roan, Lejos de Ti(away from you) and Run Your mouth by The Marias and Bewitched by Laufey and like many more stuck in my head and I just cant seem to get it to stop lol

I kinda liked that they didn't have sex right away! I think her mentioning that "he ruined it" showed how sometimes the healing process is tricky and never linear! either way I always trust you and the process so Im excited!

I try so hard understand it like i have taken those quizzes, read articles and even watched videos! But I simply cant lol Nad you are very sweet!!! also sort of off topic but do you think Belle was disappointed once she saw the Beast in his human form?

Im glad your week was better! I hope that you rest this weekend my love!! thank you so much! ILY!!!-💜

Okay, it's coming back to me, when we talked about ideal temps a while back and I mentioned that 50/60 is my ideal temp 🤣 DEF the worst timing though :( I'm sorry!

She didn't make me feel that way per se, but I can read between the lines of course. Idk it's frustrating. I never say no and then I feel extremely guilty when I don't (have I mentioned Dolcezza before?) I even suggested she go herself and she was like "well, no. I won't go alone." Which I think is really tragic. It's freeing to do things by yourself, in my opinion. I don't mean to sound like 'she should just do it' but you kind of have to start somewhere with it. I'm an early bird so I used to get breakfast by myself in college, go for walks/runs, and honestly I had a whole day by myself in the mornings when no one else was awake. It was either eat breakfast on my own or I wasn't eating until like noon when everyone else woke up and that wasn't what I wanted. Anyway...

That's so cute! I'll have to give them a listen :)

They will definitely be sexual in the next part hahahahahaha

I've seen a lot of memes and tik toks about Belle and her disappointment of Beast HAHAHAHA I'm not sure, honestly! I had to google before and after images to remember what I thought at the time. Not sure if we're talking animated or live-action too, but either way, he's pretty cute in human form. I'm sure it was probably an adjustment for her, regardless. I personally don't like long hair on guys all that much (except Harry obviously because he can do no wrong, ever) so I struggle with that in general but it was a reflection of the time, I suppose. I want to know why they didn't call him Adam. Like it already sucks he's a transformed monster and hates himself already. like why are they calling him The Beast? ESPECIALLY when they know he's a d-bag to begin with? Like why make him MADDER? That would certainly make me mad and I would probs throw Lumiere and Cogsworth out a window (sorry I'm apparently really passionate about Beauty and The Beast).

Hope this week starts off easier for you 💕

xoxo

#💜

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fkyumerica · 11 months ago

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Jan 20, 2024, 6:01 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRzwab5b5lk oh what the fuck

‘Folded boy’ takes big step to standing up straight

dream street

then they whip them to stand up

the rock does

dont give them a tree

they live there

sand like area

and boats

their whore moms come bck

and mormons, amish, are it

amanda said jewish is who they marry next

or try and split up again

hey hey whats i nit let me go in that cinagog

this bitch was nice about marriages we talked to her

oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

i havent had eyebrows in 25 years

i can sing the song again

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qCjBfExJ17I its real

#respect

and a boat too with the racing motorcycle under it

the rock has wives he cant take from you

you cccant take from him

gooooooooooo

can you dig it guy had them after

break the chain its left there to not go on the other one

then they inbreed with an infant

again

running up and down was something young

any area

to hide where

and oh hide

gains weight

they wasted so much food but if it was whats outside

garbage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTCscdcoLuA this is one of the oldest ones that does it, if they went to school they wore a mask, mexicans

화문석 아주머니 시리즈📼 전편 46분 정주행 모아보기 #화문석아주머니┃Collection of Hwamunseok Lady Episodes #HwamunseokLady

constant plastic surgery

she is wearing a mask too

their facces are elongated and eyes out of their skulls

and tounge out

and hold the jaw up too

mouth completly open

jaw too

they burn her face to try and keep it together, and super glue her mask on, and denture glue

and shes mating with giant men again

never goes outside

woo'd at home

martha stewart crack head bitches

i get it all

age group

over the hill no

i work here

this woman might of been on the phone or not ear piece in the check out at meijers

louuud talking swaring

white, black family in masks, and mexican ones

faking a manger job at the store

before

fired came back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izcY3dQlB7Q this is how they get giant

Les pires métiers du monde | Documentaire complet

mate in the morning "farm" ape fuck standing up, fuck hunched over, then down on the ground like push ups fucking at night

morning noon afternoon night

they look like that too

need more super glue

and fake hands

legs

anything

paul mccartney laughs at the missing leg joke

Jan 20, 2024, 8:56 PM

puppies are coming

oh my god 10 litters

i just heard a bear

whats she gonna do scream

Sun 12:48 PM

eww gross a guy will put 4 in his ass to get a girl pregnant with a newborn, 'newborn baby is very hungry matsi status' video

memes from discord, a messed up black face guy who uses rubber tubes to smack himself back in the face for her to love him again she says she loves how he looks

huge dick and balls on infant video

the most dangerous prisons in the world investigations et enqudtes

retard women and men who look the same, same shirt

Sun 1:55 PM

put me in the show with twiggy

put another wedding in it

i dont even care

let me kidnap him

i put the whoa in shamoo

Sun 3:18 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfrMHLb2nX0 generations before adn after, they send them out in reverse order you will see this first

The Adventures Of Pinocchio: Donkey Transformation

they mated became a dad watched it come out with that face

and the one next to him is the generation before the generation before that

fake teeth donkey

and the thing on the left is still under the age of 1

stretch its bones out its your kids now-donkey

says it to the woman who mated with it

she has 94 in a cave

go run around i dont care

-the woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w_8EEc0IXs if they dress them they stand up and sing and rape you

The scariest animated kids movie scene EVER

anyone

and pull infants in and out of his ass to rape them too

and dump them

in the donkeys ass

7inch dick shrunk on that infant

8 inch balls

or 12

breakfast

pancake platter pound it

stretch him

so she does it

then donkey stomps on him

i dont imagine my life without a donkey stomping on me

and listen to the rest of them

thats how he learned to talk

and group all the women teach em all

and losing 4 isnt bad

Sun 5:32 PM

at one the baies are midgets already

ahahahha

is favorite the heaviest or the one you picked up

daisy was number 6 hell hound

i got that guy to show me his bloodhound

haunted hill

it jumped down so cute

omg

a hill

im taking a break from homework

4 page paper, and again

a website wont work

for another paper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Blio1DWg-h8 she was mating with it

9 Months and Counting...Samara's story continues ❤

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF6ddrOMU2M where are they? in the garbage

MENGAPA NEGARA INDIA SANGAT KOTOR???

oh the laundry detergent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5825CFm5K-8 they did it too with each other and the guy just says uhhh.... what?

Age Gap Love: She's 78; He's 39! | A True Story

pause

she wont talk

im so tired

did you stay up all night for the puppies?

does your wife watch them all night?

people were not allowed out of prison it was to be executed

cky2k is next door sawing pipes making flutes

speed balling so i get off track

from cops

or cops get off me

he is gay and wants them on him

dream street and korn and beastie boys and insurance

white

medallion

take it off and love me /slaps them/

they are in the back house fucking the whole time smoking it

across the street

gregs

Sun 7:28 PM

chris says she is retiring next year

and all you kids are killing us

she is like 63

i thought people retired at 75

it was that in the 90s

and the living age was shorter

these people were just spoiled i hated their generation

no i get it, now what

you get it, i had them attack you

now what, come again

then theyre midgets wtf a couple old women

and i kept her home now what, agnes had 5 adolph hitler husbands

and 18 of her

and my teacher? wtf

and elizabeth taylor right after was mommy dearest

she isnt me!!

after living in a area that isnt them they cant stop screaming it

and attacking

and hey get her to attack her everyone is your kid

all retards do it

beth and anne marie fuck those men and made 35 chris's for clayton

and again

gone with the wind

clayton

donkey

in the french movie

left it

im in it

eeyore

collect all their things for me

so they did

george

guys pay to not hear any rude messsages from their other wives

their dad said all of those women are their wives

the psss

noise they make

went with him

whats going on now

give me her the kid

and he fucks her

to be the big boy

some fortunatly wasnt picked

sports guys do it to guys

she was insane to go against the

now its like yea

who gives a fuh

not me now top it

they drank together for 88 years

and switch up from church, weird fuck

fake eyes both of them

i heard a wind chime noise

scream

them standing there with their mouth open their child marriage left them

ohh no scream

the girl

the guy shows his balls

the girlfriends show their tits after

one guy 5 girls

david lee roth retired there were 55 of them

gave the money to their dad for his buisness

and shot them

Sun 11:07 PM

our love is younggg it shines so brighttt dont let it vanishh in the night

barfff

done with homework now

Ba r f

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRTtHaFk_UM come on mama come on mama come on mama come on mama

(근황 공개) 화상으로 얼굴과 손이 녹아버린 화문석 아주머니, 16년 후 근황을 전해드립니다┃We Met the Hwamunseok Lady After 16 Years

show the face

they all had plastic surgery

so did everyones mom

you fucked em once

bye

planet of the apes

same mask

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hellow sweetheart!! good morning, day, evening and every moment of a day!

'me and you' who is the lizard?..

'i was eating donuts but now im hungry again' my hungry baby TT bon appetit 'im going to get water' MORE WATER!

'Like I think she says Забери меня then' probably? also ig youre listening on spotify and it has the lyrics? does it have translations?.

'like the songs I used to listen to way deep in my emo phase' it is TT i remember listening to in during the noone understands me and im so sad thus so special. lots of teens here do the same so.. it is.

'I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH ITS ON MY SPOTIFY' oooh im glad it made you feel this way. check her (its actually a band but idk if that man even opens his mouth) other songs? lots of them have this vibe.

'I KNOW THAT but also I don’t' hahsja cute. давай actually means give (not the first form though) but also. it means lets [..] (e.g. lets go, lets do) or (it doesnt make actual sense in english so the most accurate translation is) go ahead. didnt you see the translation?.. 'there was a bad word somewhere there and I was right!' HAHDJSHHD i mean.. its cute how determined you were but there no bad words. i never read the whole translation that i sent you. thus i was SO confused bc there no bad words in the song. 'fuck up' is the harsh version? the word used in the song облажаешься is civil and can be translated as screw up, mess up. i did replay this song multiple times and reread the lyrics and was so very confused TT 'But I cant determine which word it is. But I heard it be said' it was an imagination trick. 'i think it would be… blyat?' would u be surprised if i said it is not hghahf. also id say it is more blyat' but nvm. also?? why hed use it?? i mean?? dont you have curse words?...

'like something was being chewed slowly' is it an insult?... tbh i dont like демоны... ig the chorus is the most questionable part for me? i dont like how they sound so... like the modern version of the nerves (suicide of my faith). so emo and pop and all. but i do have a fav song of theirs, Три дня дождя - Перезаряжай. u can also find it in spoty ig

'Are you sure Улицы ждали is the one with the annoying tempo and not Жанна д’Арк' im pretty used to the singers way of singing (DOES IT MAKE SENSE), she uses this trick a lot. my fav of hers is Луна - самолёты. the translation. and while you can say whats wrong with this, can you say whats wrong with the first one? i cant and thats why i have mixed feelings. (idk if you really understand when i use rus titles TT like yeah you can see but foreign letters r difficult to idk? remember? match?)

'is H an N in russian omg my head' HAJDHJ yes. everyone is confused at school. 'she has such a sweet and bright voice' she does! shes lovely. but tbh i dont really like this song?.. maybe ive just heard it for too many times but yeah. in the next playlist im gonna show u the other one of hers witch i like more. wait for it TT

'also is России russia?' Россия is the first form. (Rossiya). why?

'i like her lyrics. i love her' ohh cute. yeah shes lovely. i remember her also becoming popular with this very song in like 2018

'ITS LOWER BUT IT KINDA SOUNDS LIKE IT' NO TT i think this hymn has a similar male voice in the background. and also Зло just has some religious vibes?

'im sorry i just cant' dont be sorry they fucked up.

'Я is it ya' it is. 'kind of have a soft d-ish sound' idk if i really got you but no?.. its just ya. only vowel sounds. (like there IS a consonant sound but its not d, nvm it doesnt matter)

'were fucking stupid. he 99999999999% cheated' when i said im not the one to judge i meant it. like my president is... he was the president before i was born... and he still is... he literally made up new law to stay in this position in 2020... and in belarus it was even more of a meme. they also had their president nearly since USSR. and in 2020 or 21 after lots of demonstrations and obvious societys hatred towards him, after the obviously falsified election, he said that he could make up (draw) even a bigger number of those who voted for him (CLOWN EMOJI). so i understand. its not really that simple people can do something (legal) when it comes to these kind of things. these fcking arrogant men with obsession with power... we hate them

'you should try pilates' ill think abt it, thanks for your care1

'WE HAVE CHISMOSA CULTURE' its probably not the same but 1) ig there are people who discuss the others everywhere 2) ig we have something like that? we have a big weighty number of jokes about old women hangin out w/their old besties talking shit about everyone they see. its not your problem, its just them. 'filipinos love to talk about people as a bonding experience' hehe sounds pretty. like really. it sounds awful, but i like discussing others w/my friends... im not straight up insulting person in person but why not... and it is not their problem, it is MINE. so nothing wrong with them and you and anyone whos being discussed. 'there are no serial killers here cause of this' LADHJFJF i want to believe it! but then why your president...

'#1 basically call me short #2 reduce our similiarities to height' its merely a joke TT i even said sorry. 'got connected to a moderator that was im pretty sure a 13 year old boy' HAHDHDJD deserved. at least now i dont have to wait more than needed bc of your 13 yo prick TT SHDJFH its so funny? why they let him be? 'i’ll stick to fanfics' this prick never leaves me be TT

'talk to you about daemon im like TODAY' i dont mind :) can we talk about daemon? tbh i want to talk abt the darkling💀 am i crazy? but can u blame me?

'where he was named heir way before rhaenyra was born' OMG sounds SO exciting!!!! i feel like you maybe wanted me to comment on it or send some thoughts but 1) i wanna sleep rn and dont want to make extra moves 2) ive said abt my dream with dae being heir and his spouse being the smart and calm one. or not? idk if u even wanted this but now u know?

'i ATE DONUTS TODAY' YAY!

'they live in my bedroom ceiling and they party and go jogging' go jogging HDHJAHF but really... sounds dreadful. id have hysteria in your place... ok i think rats r not as bad as insects. but have them literally above you💀💀 im so sorry girl.. also i just like... hope that grandpa is great) but rat💀💀 hope for your renovation and hope youll be good and comfy and all. its good to know abt your house, though!

'you actually also dont know what your height' but i do... i just dont know how to use this fcking system TT im 178 cm thats all i know. why do u (they?) even use it TT its stupid TT

i wanted to share some of my fav songs but i want to sleep (and thats the person who needed to do lots of things today but didnt... disappointed but not surprised). do u know the hatters? its a russian band whos also close friends with little big. theyre so talented TT i love the hatters so much TT i think you may find their music interesting? they use ethnic instruments so it sounds.. like it. 'russian style' was really popular back then (watch the mv!). its pretty but my favs are Только позови, Наружу изнутри, Не услышала, maybe youll find them in spoty or yt but dont worry if you dont want to. it ok. me too TT

so! have a nice day/evening/night! take care2 drink water! love u<з

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

OMG MY CAT WHEN HE GOT A MOUSE T_T HE JUST SCARED IT TO DEATH AND PLAYED WITH IT fr we had to eventually .... kill the mouse ourselves because T_T bro was made into a toy by jinjin

hellow sweetheart!! good morning, day, evening and every moment of a day!

HELLOOOOOOOOO ITS 10 AM and i helped my grandma chop vegetables. have i ever told you about my problem with the onions? T_T I cry so much when i cut them T_T her fridge doesn't get rid of the onion crying effect even after its been in there for a while, but our fridge WHICH IS SO BIG AND SHINY AND NEW gets rid of all the onion crying effects. i think it was 2 days ago. she made me chop so many TINY FRICKIN ONIONS and i was crying so bad my eyes hurt so bad but then i looked in the mirror and i was like DAMN I STILL LOOK HOT but also my entire face was covered in tears and PAIN. i was like i look like i had a bad break up.

have i told you about taho?

i have this almost every morning T_T its so good and yummy and warm. its.... tofu?????????????????????? HAHAHH its like the white is made really soft soy, then it has tapioca pearls or sago, then the dark brown is called arnibal, which is like a sugary syrup. i think you will love it. i high school there was a taho vendor by our campus and everyday i would buy a cup for myself. now there is a taho vendor that comes to our house/street and sells taho <3 and i love taho <3 also he always says im 'the pretty grandchild' HAHHAHHHHA lol

'me and you' who is the lizard?..

you can be the lizard because youre cold HAHAHAHAH

'i was eating donuts but now im hungry again' my hungry baby TT bon appetit 'im going to get water' MORE WATER!

yes i got more water! but also i would like more donuts now (: but its ok its my sister's birthday today so we're going to buy CAKE!!!! WOW

'Like I think she says Забери меня then' probably? also ig youre listening on spotify and it has the lyrics? does it have translations?.

T_T MY LOVE I AM SO SORRY I JUST ALSHFLASHFASFH I FORGOT TO EXPLAIN WHAT I MEANT WITH THIS ASLHASFDHASDAS I FEEL SO BAD LASHFASLFHSHFSAF I DIDNT MEANT TO JUST SAY

~Like I think she says Забери меня then it goes up half notes to the tonic then she sings the next part~

but i forgot T_T BASICALLY you know the do re mi fa so la ti do? that is called a scale and the syllables you say in that scale are called so-fa syllables. now. the tonic is the home key or the first note in a scale. in our example that is 'do'. if i started with re, (re mi fa so la ti do re) then the tonic would be re.

here it is on a piano. the letters below it is its key degree equivalent, basically do=c, re=d, etc. now so that i have a visual, do going to re is considered a whole step because of the black key between them. re to mi is also a whole step because of the black key between them. but mi and fa is a half step because they dont have a black key between them.

so when i said in Забери меня the melody travels halfstep up to the tonic, she was on la then to the black key then to ti. i actually played it on piano and she actually started on the tonic then went up HAHAAH cos the tonic in her song is actually La LOLL so if that confused you im sorry and if this is still confusing let me just give you a kiss.

ASH:LFHASHSA HAHAHHAHH SAME WE ARE SO SAME

'I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH ITS ON MY SPOTIFY' oooh im glad it made you feel this way. check her (its actually a band but idk if that man even opens his mouth) other songs? lots of them have this vibe.

I WILL! but not rn HHHAAH

i saw the translation but i was trying to figure it out with the context of other times i heard someone day давай and so i googled what it meant and i was very confused

'there was a bad word somewhere there and I was right!' HAHDJSHHD i mean.. its cute how determined you were but there no bad words. i never read the whole translation that i sent you. thus i was SO confused bc there no bad words in the song. 'fuck up' is the harsh version? the word used in the song облажаешься is civil and can be translated as screw up, mess up. i did replay this song multiple times and reread the lyrics and was so very confused TT 'But I cant determine which word it is. But I heard it be said' it was an imagination trick.

LOL HAHHAHH i see so if its not a bad word, can i say that to elderly people and they wont slap me? cos if i cant i think that counts as a bad word

'i think it would be… blyat?' would u be surprised if i said it is not hghahf. also id say it is more blyat' but nvm. also?? why hed use it?? i mean?? dont you have curse words?...

my older brother is stupid. also he likes russian culture cos ig its memey? idk he like playing online games and likes history and he's just drawn to stuff like that ????? IDK

'like something was being chewed slowly' is it an insult?...

iTS NOT AN INSULT ITS JUST AN OBSERVATION. its what is sounds like to me, at least this song did as its slowed. im sorry if you were offended by that.

tbh i dont like демоны... ig the chorus is the most questionable part for me? i dont like how they sound so... like the modern version of the nerves (suicide of my faith). so emo and pop and all. but i do have a fav song of theirs, Три дня дождя - Перезаряжай. u can also find it in spoty ig

oooh i like this song! very pop punk as well

idk what's wrong with the first one T_T maybe just a manner of preference T_T AHAHAHH i will listen to this song later i have to get ready for school lol T_T AHHA

'is H an N in russian omg my head' HAJDHJ yes. everyone is confused at school.

HAHHAHHHHAA LOL

'she has such a sweet and bright voice' she does! shes lovely. but tbh i dont really like this song?.. maybe ive just heard it for too many times but yeah. in the next playlist im gonna show u the other one of hers witch i like more. wait for it TT

ok HAHAH its a nice song. but its nothing compared to that evil one HAHAHAHA

'also is России russia?' Россия is the first form. (Rossiya). why?

idk it was in the lyrics so HAHAH

'i like her lyrics. i love her' ohh cute. yeah shes lovely. i remember her also becoming popular with this very song in like 2018

<3 good for her SLAY

'ITS LOWER BUT IT KINDA SOUNDS LIKE IT' NO TT i think this hymn has a similar male voice in the background. and also Зло just has some religious vibes?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHA RELIGIOUS VIBES ok whatever im cray

'im sorry i just cant' dont be sorry they fucked up.

ALSFHALSHFASFH AFHT_T OK HAHAHA

'Я is it ya' it is. 'kind of have a soft d-ish sound' idk if i really got you but no?.. its just ya. only vowel sounds. (like there IS a consonant sound but its not d, nvm it doesnt matter)

HAHHAHA OK OK

T_T huhuhuhhuhh my love we should run away together. T_T

'you should try pilates' ill think abt it, thanks for your care1

HAHHAHAHHA <3 LETS GO

ASHFLASFHASFHSFHSALFHFLHASLFHASFHASFAHSF YOURE SO RIGHT WHY IS MY PRESIDENT PRESIDENT WITH CHISMOSO CULTURE FUCK also AHAHHA its so funny that you find talking about people as a bonding experience pretty HAHAAH

'#1 basically call me short #2 reduce our similiarities to height' its merely a joke TT i even said sorry.

T_T ok i love you

'got connected to a moderator that was im pretty sure a 13 year old boy' HAHDHDJD deserved. at least now i dont have to wait more than needed bc of your 13 yo prick TT SHDJFH its so funny? why they let him be? 'i’ll stick to fanfics' this prick never leaves me be TT

WHAT I WANT TO WRITE KYLO REN FICS also ive been traumatized by that kid person thing T_T im glad my SUFFERING is funny for you

'talk to you about daemon im like TODAY' i dont mind :) can we talk about daemon? tbh i want to talk abt the darkling💀 am i crazy? but can u blame me?

omg we can talk about the darkling. we can also talk about daemon obviously <3

i dont want you to comment on it per se but i love hearing your comments, i just wanted you to know i had this in mind HAHAH. im down to hear whatever you want to tell me my love

'i ATE DONUTS TODAY' YAY!

HAHAHHAH i have some horror stories about my house. how do you feel about hearing scary stuff that happened to my mom and grandma before AHAHAAH. also idk HAHAH ive gotten used to the rats AHAHHAAHAHA

'you actually also dont know what your height' but i do... i just dont know how to use this fcking system TT im 178 cm thats all i know. why do u (they?) even use it TT its stupid TT

idk all i know is a lot of people around me dont know about their height. also ... maybe i dont either [confusion intensifies]

i'll listen to these when i get home from school. <3 they sound really interesting. i love it when people use ethnic instruments <3 so underrated. i dont know them but i will listen to them for you <3

so! have a nice day/evening/night! take care2 drink water! love u<з

i love you <3 my head hurts now because of the heat again so im going to shower and go to school. T_T

make good choices and take care of yourself

xxx

#slavyanskiyahui cutie #my beloved anons #modern!daemon anon #ask #modern!daemon nonnie

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qpr-competition · 2 years ago

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MENTAL ILLNESS ACTIVATED

this is going to contain spoilers for Entropic Float. i highly recommend you play it - its free on steam and itch! the entire cast is queer! its about timeloops and the mortifying ordeal of being known, heavily centering on finding out who the characters are! i can repeat these three sentences in my sleep because thats my most basic sales pitch that i give because theres not much else i can say without going into spoiler territory (because im not very good at it)

alrighty so, Kanatsune Ame.

funnily enough, youre right for almost definitely the wrong reasons to call him Ame - Kanatsune is his first name, but because his codename is Kanatsun, and because he is an orphan and has no other family, his last name, Ame, is the one that is more personal to him.

this guy is so deeply out of touch with himself it hurts.

in Entropic Float, in order to get to the true ending, you first have eighteen normal endings to get through - nine routes, each with a No Entropy ending and Entropy ending. for each of the protagonists, there are three routes - morning, noon, and night. (its also coded so that the first four endings you get are tied to your system time. after youve completed four endings, youre free to choose the time slot. how cool is that???)

in each loop, the people present are different.

when you play as Amelie Macon, Ame is present as another person in the loop. he is fairly cool - save for an occasional moment of "if i were to try solving a kitchen puzzle, the rest of you would soon be running in fear from a fire" or "i will not go anywhere near the bug (except for when i hear people near the bug talking about Anomalies, which are my area of expertise)", some things he does are "save Loam and Amelie from Entropy sludge but die in it himself with a horrific scream" and "kill Amelie to make sure she isnt the cause of the Anomaly while also delivering a line that makes me completely feral"

when you play as Rashmi Jamil, two times out of three Ame is present as Rashmi's Floater (the third time hes just absent, i wonder why (i know exactly why)) - he remembers all the loops that havent been lost to Entropy, but cant give clear information. this has been my first impression of him, and while i didnt think "is he like, the spirit of the Anomaly" exactly, that was basically the way i felt. he tells you how bad the Entropy levels are, and can say things that are common across loops - one example being "this is one of the more accurate ways Stephanie describes her powers when she comes clean about them".

when you play as Ame, you get access to his thoughts.

he clarifies his own thoughts arent sarcastic

mister hero complex you literally went into your field to Help People. perhaps initially more in the abstract but also how cant you see that you care

point is, on Ame's routes, it becomes crystal clear how much of a wet paper towel he is. like, when Rashmi dances for him because the loop doesnt matter anymore and theyd like to relax about it, he says to their face that "its so sad that i dont really have the eye for the true awe of art anymore" while not taking his eyes off them. also sir you literally spend your free time going to whatever performances you can get tickets for. he calls himself heartless, but when you get to see his memories, a persistent theme in them is "it hurts".

but heres the part that made me attach to him like a baby duckling.

if you know my main, you may notice that this is the phrase that is in my blog title

this fucking guy is how i found out i was physically disabled. i was losing my mind for like a week. i already liked him a lot, but that shot him up to the number one spot in a "if he not like me fr then why is the scene of him finding out hes disabled is how i found out im disabled"

god. he makes me so mentally ill. i want to shake him by the shoulders

hi I wanna talk about my blorbos. for poll reasons only of course

bonus bracket official first round comes out tomorrow and as I selected the flowers polycule (yohanallumi? do they even have a ship name? am I paving the way here?) as my Shaman King Blorbo Of Choice they are the ones who get today's infodump

these three are from the mainline sequel series, shaman king flowers, and because takei copied his own homework with flowers they're basically supposed to be analogs to these three

yohane (top left) is the emo twink rival with a cool older sister and daddy issues, allumi (top right) is the snappy badass arranged fiancée, and hana (bottom centre) is the protagonist. he has none of his father's chill and is a little bastard so I can't say he's anything like yoh

these parallels are so funny to me because flowers began serialization in 2012. over ten years after the original manga started. takei knew he had to know what he'd created with yoh and ren and he somehow? doubled down? like this is a completely real, unedited (except for any errors in fan translation) page from flowers

yohane is literally just a bl protagonist stuck in a shonen battle world and I Do Not Know why takei wrote him like that. and then allumi is just anna but more reality tv and I love her so much she's so deviantartcoded. asakura hana and the bad bitches he pulled by being the Worst.

I've literally heard allumi described as "someone's fan oc who wound up in canon" and they meant it as a negative thing. wrong she is wonderful

I just love these three so much they're my kids. flowers should have just been them hanging out at the mall for 38 chapters like fuck the plot.

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obitohno · 2 years ago

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hi jordan 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 i saw ur ask and i swear ilysm and i will answer it don’t worry ! i wanna see how many more people send me an ask👀 i really love all this attention and wanna wake up to a flooded inbox :( BUT before i forget i was wondering if you can indulge a thirst of mine as a mini present, it’s okay if you can’t !!!!

but im wondering how obito would act when my birthday come around?🥺 talking about him earlier got me in a mooood and i still haven’t gotten out of it

26/09/22 | obito x sosa

synopsis ↬ obito just wants your special day to be exactly that; special.

themes ↬ fem! reader, nsfw, 18+, fluff, smut, soft sex, unprotected sex, raw sex, birthday sex, missionary, creampies, breeding, soft boy obito, he’s a whole mess, but in the best way possible, he loves you lots n lots

word count ↬ 0.8k

a/n ↬ i know that i’ve already sent birthday wishes to you, but here are some extra special uchiha forehead taps to go along with this thirst. sorry for spamming your dms about this,, i just wanted to make sure that it was right bc i was just so excited when i received your request. i really hope that you not only enjoy the read, but i also hope that you’re having a wonderful birthday. this one is from me, to you, sosa

obito, admittedly, has been so busy with preparing for your birthday that when the day finally dawns, he actually forgets.

he’s spent the last two weeks stressing about what gift to buy, because, fuck, he’s never done this before, and although kakashi has told him that he’s pretty sure that you’d be happy with just about anything that obito would give you, when the eve of your birthday had arrived, he’d rushed to buy something, anything that would somehow convey just a fraction of his love for you.

he’d been picky, and after the longest three hours of kakashi’s life, he’d finally settled on a dainty chain, decorated with a simple leaf-shaped charm.

the night before, he’d double and triple checked the plan for tomorrow’s evening, the morning kept free due to the fact that he already knew that you’d want to lounge in bed until at least noon. and whilst you’re busy showering after dinner, he takes the time to carefully wrap the velvet-lined box that he’d purchase earlier, and manages to write a message in the best hand that his messy scrawl can produce.

he goes to bed that night, nervous, but confident that he’s ready to share your special day with you, only, when he wakes the next morning, you’re already peering at him, wide awake. your soft smile greets him, and he instinctively returns it with the lazy upturn of the corner of his mouth. his limbs stretch, and as a groan is expelled from his lungs, he reaches for you, just like he does so every morning. you curl into him, giggling when he releases a low moan of protest when the cold of your toes press to his shin.

his lips seek yours, fingers tilting your chin towards his as your thumb comes to lovingly stroke over the scarring of his right cheek. it’s taken several years for him to grow out of the habit of flinching whenever you touch him like this, and so when you do so this time, he’s all but purring under your attentions.

it doesn’t take long for his cock to stir, the length already engorging with blood as it rests upon your thigh, and he’s soon shifting to lie atop you, pressing his weight in all of the right places as he cages in on you.

this morning, he makes love to you with sleep hazing his thrusts that are uncharacteristically languid, and whilst he’s usually quite vocal in bed, this time, each sigh and moan of your name is sweetly murmured into the crook of your neck, his lips latching onto the sensitive skin. the length of his cock idly glides and teases at the soaked walls that eagerly suck him in with each forward cant of his hips and he rolls his groin against yours, balls pressed tight to the plush of your lower cheeks, his smooth, rounded tip kissing at your cervix with each thrust that steals your breath.

and when you moan so prettily like that, what choice does he have but to spill into you, stuffing your cunt until his seed claims it as his own?

heart hammering away in the depths of his chest, his lips mould to yours, and he kisses you so softly that it makes you feel giddy with excitement. your face feels warm when those dark orbs lock onto yours. his mouth stretches into another of those smiles that have yet to fail to make your stomach twist with nerves, and your breath is stolen from your lungs when his nose bumps to yours, his eyelids drooping shut.

‘love you.’

the words aren’t unfamiliar to you—you’ve heard him say them plenty enough. but to have him say it today, of all days, makes the corners of your eyes crinkle as you beam back up at him.

‘love you too, ‘bito.’

he’s still buried within you as you return the sentiment, and thus, you’re able to feel the twitching of his length as it reawakens, slowly filling your white-stained walls once more. your index finger crooks as it strokes down the bridge of his nose, and you hum a gentle titter of laughter that has his cheeks reddening.

‘don’t think i’ve ever had birthday sex before,’ you’re hiding a yawn with the back of your hand, only noticing the way that his entire body stills against yours, his eyes widening. there’s a pause, and upon squinting at the look of sheer horror that comically plasters itself onto his face, your brows raise quizzically. ‘’bito?’

the bedsheets are suddenly flying in the air, and his cock is harshly tugged from your pussy in a way that actually makes you squeal aloud. he pauses his rush in order to press a quick, apologetic kiss to your mouth, ‘sorry, sorry, sorry—‘m so fuckin’ sorry—’

and then he’s tripping over his own feet in order to scramble from the bed, door almost thrown off of its hinges as it ricochets from the wall behind it. you are left tangled in a mess of sheets, and you can only gawk at the sight of his very naked behind hurriedly disappearing down the hallway.

‘i’ll be right back!’

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lilacwineandthesinkingsun · 2 years ago

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oh i have an angst request that is on my mind for a while, so what about steve rogers went back to the past to be with peggy leaving his fiance, reader behind. bucky and sam were pissed about it and Reader decided to move away to another state or country so she could stop remembering the times that she has with steve.

I'll just repost one from my old blog which i stopped cause of the haters. :) with a bonus of a little loki x reader villain moment and a sprinkle more of angst.

If I can't have love..

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

You were happily married with Steve for years now. You were a part of the team as an assassin, but he refused to let you go with them this mission. Time travelling was an unknown territory, and he was afraid you’d both be lost.

-STEVE FUCKING ROGERS what the fuck you mean i cant go?

-YOU CANT AND IT IS FINAL (Y/N)… - he shouted at you frustrated, punching a hole in the wall that made the whole team look at you two, as you just walked out slowly without flinching, giving a death stare to him, before shutting the door harsly.

You went out for a run. Soon enough Natasha was running along with you. You didn’t look at her, nor said a thing, just ran a bit faster, which of course she matched easily.

-You know he’s just afraid he’d lose you.

-Yea and i’m not afraid of losing him huh? - you said rolling your eyes, sprinting now. Anything to let them leave you alone.

This was the day. You were sitting out on a bench near the compound. This morning when Steve left your shared bedroom, he kissed you softly, said he’ll be back before you’d even wake up, and that he’ll love you forever no matter what. He then kissed your wedding band, and left.

You saw the flashing lights, so you stood up, and walked inside.

One by one everyone came back.. Everyone except Steve.

Bucky looked at you, tears in his eyes. He walked up to you, put a wedding band in your hand and ran out.

-Wait.. this… this is Steve’s… Nat.. Nat what the fuck happened over there?

-I don’t know… I was in a different timeline.. Bucky was there, maybe he knows..

-Fuck… - you ran after him, tears streaming down your face.

-BUCKY BUCKY.. please.. please tell me… I have the right to know… what happened? -You pleaded at his door, the rest of them behind you in the living room area.

The door slowly opened, his eyes were bloodshot, he had been crying. You were expecting the worst. But you did not expect what you heard when you all sat down in the living room.

-I… I don’t know how to tell this nicely.. so i’ll just tell the facts. We were progressing with the mission, it was going well.. Then he saw Peggy… I tried to get him not to walk up to her. I know he missed her, but it could fuck up the present greatly. He said he wanted one last dance… Then when it was time he gave me his wedding band, and to say how sorry he is. And he… he fucking stayed in the past…

-He… He left me… for someone in the past.. We spent a decade together, happily married.. Then he just left like that..

-Doll… he’ll be back, he can come back..

-The fuck he will.. He chose someone 60 years back in the past over his own fucking wife.. I’m nothing to him, just a fucking stand in…- you went for the door, turning back just to say with a poker face - expect my letter of resignation by the end of the day.- then you left without another word.

Nobody dared to follow you. You were too heartbroken for calm ehaded conversations right now. They wanted to gave you a few days to calm down, then talk to you out of leaving the team. Only when they went to the house you and Steve bought, they found traces of heavy drinking, picture frames broken, pictures burned, torn up, clothes scattered around, but only Steve’s.. Everything in the house that was yours was gone, including you. They knew that as a trained assasin you could hide, and wipe your complete existence, so they knew it was pointless to search for you. If you wanted noone to find you, noone could. They cleaned the house, put Steve’s stuff back in place, and his wedding band in the middle of the coffeetable with a burned picture which now only had him and his smile. Bucky couldn’t bear to stay any longer, as he didn’t just lose Steve that day, he lost you, and he couldn’t even imagine what you’ve felt. If he felt betrayed, what about you? Steve throw a happy marriage out the window for somebody who probably wasn’t the ONE, every signs, all those years with you just showed how you were that. But now it was too late. He hoped wherever you went, you’ll find peace and happiness. Or something pretty close to it. Little did they know.. You met Loki at a bar, he was bitter, the kind guy long gone. He seeked revenge, just as much as you. In your brain Steve’s betrayal transfered into the team’s betrayal. They sent him back, not letting you go, if you could be angry with Steve, you might as well be mad ont he team. It was their fault now. If there wasn’t a stupid mission to bring back half the population, then you’d still have Steve.

Loki just came back into your life the right time. He wanted his revenge, you wanted yours. You both were deadly. You both knew secrets, and that made you the biggest threat ever. Good thing they didn’t know you were about to give them the first blow.

A few weeks later suddenly all systems shut down. The elecricity gone. Without FRIDAY they couldn’t leave their rooms. You just wanted them to be on alert. That made it more fun. Loki stole the tesseracht, you just smashed shit, and left a little note: GUESS WHO’S BACK. Without FRIDAY they didn’t have any camerafootage either so they didn’t know who was it. Of course the missing Tesseracht made them think it was Loki.

-Yea, but with whom? Last i remember Loki was stupid for tech.. He couldn’t have shut everything down without the codes, without knowing what he does. Nothing is busted in the server rooms either. This can’t be him alone. -Said Tony. – do any of you know of anyone who’s this good with tech and we didn’t put them behind bars yet?

-Well, there was that guy, he just got out of prison. Maybe it’s him? – asked Sam.

-No, he stopped, we kept an eye on him, also he didn’t know any of the codes, you’d need to have some kind of clearance to acces these stuff… And that is something only this team had. And unless someone is helping Loki, and pranking us from this room, then i don’t know who could be.. – said Nat.

You and Loki laughed and clinked your glasses of whiskey. You now had power, you knew their weaknesses. You literally defeated every one of them in combat. There was no way they’d defeat you. Drunk from the power and the whiskey, you turned to straddle Loki’s legs, putting your hand around his neck, as you both smirked at eachother, while you took the cigarette from his mouth, taking a drag yourself. His hands went to your hips, caressing upwards from your thighs.

-I didn’t know there was this bad girl under that perfect little housewife… - he said smirking, raising an eyebrow.

-Oh there was.. It just took a little betrayal.. I take you like it though.. – you said winking, as you grind down on his erection through both your clothes, as his fingers held your hips so thight, you were sure it would leave marks. -Fuck yea i like it. – he said, before pulling you in for a kiss. You didn’t like him in the slightest, but the broken heart, and the shared bloodlust did something to both of you. He teleported you with him using the tesseracht, straight into your shared secret spot not even far from the compound. It was a small shed in the middle of a forest. You were still straddling him, and he was trying to remove your tactical gear. Caressing your hot skin as if it was the most beautiful thing he ever saw or touched.

-I was waiting for this for so long.. You’re so beautiful (Y/n).. He was a dick to ever think anyone could be better than this. – he said and you moaned at the praise.. He felt your juices seeping through his pants.. -Hmmm… you have a praise kink doll?

-oh shut up Loki.. touch me already… - you said as you removed the last pieces of clothing from yourself..

He smirked then turned you both around, so he was between your legs, pinning your arms above your head with one hand.

-Let me test my theory… - he said as his free hand travelled down south stopping just above your mound. -Want me to fuck you like the good girl you are? That smart, sexy, dangerous girl i saw today the first time and fell even more in love with? – you moaned at his praises, goosebumps rising on your skin, as you bucked your hips to his hand, needed all the friction you could get.

-Damn so wet for me already… -he whispered against your neck, as he planted kisses under oyur ear, over your collarbones, as his fingers gathered your slick to draw lazy circles around your clit, earning breathy moans from you.

-Loki.. please.. need you.. please..

-mmm i love when you beg baby.. Your wish is my command..- he stated as he dipped two fingers into you, trying to prepare you…When you were ready, and incredibely on edge, he took his fingers, making you whimper at the loss of contract. He smirked at you and took his slick covered fingers to his mouth licking your juices, while slapping your overly sensitive pussy with his member.

- How badly you want it darling? –he asked lining himself up to your etrance, but not pushing in. You just rolled your hips trying to get him to enter.

-Words.. – he smirked, and when you opened your mouth to talk, he slowly pushed in. The words died on your tongue, only a moan coming out. When you got used to his size, he started to thrust into you roughly, you were sure his hands gonna leave marks on you, as well as his mouth on your collarbones. You were close, but you kept it back, you needed to be told that you can cum. You were a good girl after all. He sensed your walls clenching around him as he neared his own release.

-God, if you’ll squeeze me like that i won’t last long… Such a good girl, taking me so well… - that had you trembling under him.

-Please.. pleasee.. i need to.. i need to.. – you tried to say, buti t was just a whimpering, moaning mess..

-Don’t worry honey.. i’ll keep you safe.. cum for me… cum around my cock.. – he said, and you did just that.. When he pulled out after some time, you whimpered again. He caressed your skin, leaving goosebumps in his wake.. He got up to fetch a washcloth to clean you up, but by the time he got back tot he room, you were asleep. Like an angel he thought.

-How could that bastard ever let you go.. – he whispered before joining you, pulling you close to his chest.

The next morning the bed beside you were empty. You were sad, but somehow okay with it. You knew Loki was a player, and you were just partners in crime, not a couple. It was okay that he left you. You thought… Until the front door opened, and he entered with a boquet of hydragenea, and fresh coffee.

-You didn’t have to… - you said shyly.

-I wanted to.. I might be the big and evil Loki, and just your companion in taking revenge… But that doesn’t mean i can’t spoil you.. – he said with the most charming smile, you didn’t know he was capable of.-In the meantime, what do you say we play with them a bit more?-Oh i like the idea… maybe we could get a few bad guys out of the cells… allies you may say… - you smirked at him wickedly. And he would be damned not to comply. It was an easy task, yet it would fuck with the avengers greatly.

You both got ready, and teleported into the cells. You shut down everything again, and started to free some of the worst criminals. On your way out someone shouted at you..

-Doll?

It was Bucky, you smiled at him, wicked, almost as if wasn’t even you, then you launched at him.

-Im not gonna hurt you doll.. Stop this.. Why do you help him?

-Oh Bucks.. he’s helping me.. You all at fault, you let him go, you didn’t drag him back.. And well.. turns out i’m bad at betrayals, but oh so good at revenge..- you said as you kept attacking him.

-Noone betrayed you angel, only Steve.. – Sam flew in, and tried to get you, but of yourse couldnt.

-Loks.. now. – you said, then Loki teleported you, and the criminals out of there, back to your secret base.

-Fuck.. – Said Sam and Bucky in unison.

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The same time, the power got back, and the teleport flashed. Steve laid in it. Nat ran up to him.

-Hey big guy.. what the fuck took you so long?

-I saw Peggy.. It all came back..

-Then why didnt you stay?

-I.. She wasn’t the one… (Y/n) is..

-Well good morning prince charming.. She just attacked the compound with Loki… seeking revenge on US because you though fucking PEGGY when your WIFE IS WAITING FOR YOU HERE IS A FUCKING GOOD IDEA.- Bucky shouted at him, as he took his collar, and pushed him up a wall.

-What are you talking about Bucky? – asked Nat.

-Oh yea, good news, (Y/n) was the one shutting down everything, Loki has the tesseracht, and they just took 5 of the most dangerous criminals with them.. god knows where.. Loki wants revenge that we knew of.. But now (Y/n) wants revenge because we didn’t let her come, and we didn’t fucking dragged you back… And you know what Steve? I understand her. You left her after a decade, and after being married for someone you spent a month with in the fucking 40’s. Do you fucking understand how that would feel? How did i feel when i lost my best friend and i had to gave his wedding band back to his wife back home, breaking your heart beyond being able to be put together again?How bad it felt when i saw your fucking house trashed and completely without any sign of her ever being there? – he shouted at him, crying, before letting him go, sinking tot he floor, as Bucky ran out god knows where.

Steve just hide his face in his hands.

-Get up big guy, you’ll save your marriage if you can, but first we need to get back those criminals and the fcking tesseracht. Do you know of any secret sports we don’t know of?

-I have a few ideas ..

Then the search for you started

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After two weeks there was only one abandoned base they didn’t check. When they arrived, you and Loki teleported out tot he field before them, bringing the criminals with you. You were surprised to see Steve there, but it just fed to your anger.. Smirking at them you asked.

-Awww you came out to play? – you asked as you played with your knives in your hand.

-Why are you doing this honey? -Steve asked, but you only laughed and sent the wedding band from your finger as well as the one he proposed with straight to his palms with help of the tesseracht.

-So, dearie.. how did Peggy feel? Did you fuck her good? Where did you left her?

-Jesus (Y/n).. I know i fucked up but the team had nothing to do with it. Just give back the tesseracht, send back the criminals, and fight me then..

-Oh Stevie, Stevie… You know… i’ll happily gut you any day for betraying me and everything we believed in…… after you saw every single one of your teammates die in front of you, everyone that mattered breath their last breath out.. But then who will play with me..

-Why? Why do you do this?

-If i can’t have love, I’ll have power.

#from old blog #clementinesjourney #loki x reader #steve rogers x reader #steve rogers #captain america #requested #request

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oddaodd · 4 years ago

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· MASTERLIST ·

THOMAS SHELBY

· Fast Enough · In which the reader is there for Tommy during one of his mental breakdowns. (Angst)

· Awfully sensitive · In which Tommy comforts an emotional reader. (Fluff)

· Her Eyes · In which Tommy and the reader are in an arranged marriage. (Fluff/Angst)

· Hesitation · In which Tommy´s reaction to the reader´s pregnancy isn't what she expected. (Angst)

· Wishful Sinful Wicked Blue · In which the reader and Tommy love drinking together. (Smut/Fluff)

· Concern In Painting · In which Tommy snaps at the reader´s concern about his wellbeing. (Angst/Fluff)

· Tender Sunken Sea · In which the reader convinces Tommy to go to the beach with her. (Fluff)·

· Not Quite It Seems · What You Want (part two) ·In which things turn sour when feelings get involved between Tommy and the reader. (Smut/Angst)

· In The Depths Of Despair · In which the reader refuses to let Tommy go into the tunnels alone. (Angst)

· All The Knives That Lacerate Your Brain · In which the reader deals with the aftermath of Tommy´s PTSD. (Angst)

· Stormborn · *Requested * In which Tommy helps the reader give birth. (Fluff)

· Body And Soul · In which the reader convinces Tommy to paint. (Fluff/Angst)

· Relax · In which tommy helps the reader relax. (Smut)

· A Second,Or Two, Or Three · in which the reader tells Tommy she loves him for the fist time. (Fluff)

· I Will Be Your Wine · A Lace Ghost · (Part two) *Requested* In which the reader realizes she and Tommy were never meant to be. (Angst)

· Dancing Out In Space · In which the reader has an anxiety attack and Tommy is there for her. ( Fluff/Angst)

· The Wait · *Requested* In which Tommy deals with the reader’s mood swings during pregnancy. (Fluff)

·A Mundane Occurrence Heavy With Significance · *requested* In which Tommy spends the night at the reader’s place for the first time and his nightmares pay an unwanted visit. (Fluff)

· Pretty Empowering I Must Say · *Requested* In which John and Arthur tease Tommy for being soft in the reader’s presence. (Fluff).

· Dedicated To Touch · *Requested* In which the reader makes a touch starved Tommy feel loved. (Fluff)

· What No One Would Ever Know · *Requested* In which Tommy’s wife is badass and he is soft only for her. (Fluff).

· Besides Tea And Toast · * Requested* In which the reader is a war widow with a daughter and Tommy proposes to her. (Fluff)

· The Flames Singing · *Requested* In which Tommy is vulnerable and Y/n comforts him. (Fluff)

· Cold Tea And Romantic Gestures · In which Tommy makes the reader feel loved. (Fluff)

· Mementos Of The Sea · *Requested* In which the reader takes tommy away to the sea for their wedding anniversary. (Fluff)

· Lydia Pinkham’s Remedies · *Requested* In which Tommy comforts the reader while she suffers from period cramps. (Fluff)

· The Emerald’s Life Long Wait · *Requested* In which Tommy feels the reader deserves better than him. (Fluff/Angst).

· One Of These Days These Heels Are Gonna Stomp All Over You · *Requested* In which the reader is harassed by her boss and tells Tommy. (Angst)

· Winter Son · *Requested* In which Y/n and tommy rejoice over their baby son’s first Christmas. (Fluff).

· For Ages · In which Y/n falls for Tommy, her lifelong friend. (Angst/Fluff)

· What’s Going On? · *Requested* In which y/n isn't sure who her baby’s father is, Tommy or John. (Drama)

· I Was Listening · In which Tommy makes the reader feel less insecure. (Fluff)

· Dangerous, The Horse · In which Tommy doesn't want to open up to the reader. (Angst/Fluff)

· Broken Bones · *Requested* In which Tommy’s wife breaks her leg and he takes care of her. (Fluff)

· Light My Fire · *Requested* In which the reader, Charlie’s nanny, gets pregnant with Tommy’s baby. (Smut/Fluff/Angst)

· Unwanted Surprises · In which the reader wonders if she and tommy have fallen out of love (Angst).

· Can You Feel How Fast That’s Going?· *Requested* In which tommy needs to sort out his priorities and confesses his love to the reader. Based on the The Weekend’s song Where You belong. (Angst/Fluff/Smut)

· Just Till Noon · *Requested* In which the reader convinces Tommy to stay in bed a bit longer. (Fluff)

· Whisky Floors · *Requested* In which Tommy disappears for two days and comes home to his annoyed pregnant wife. (Angst/Fluff)

· Birthday Pearls · The reader wants Tommy to spend her birthday with her, but he’s busy. (Angst/Fluff).

· Maimed · *Requested* In which Tommy finds out the reader had to resort to prostitution when he was away at war and doesn’t react well to it. (Angst)

· A Conjured Up Death Wish · *Requested* In which the reader begins to worry about how much damage Grace’s Ghost can cause (Angst)

· Delightful Misty Dream · In which Tommy joins the reader in the bathtub after a rather stressful day. (Smut/Fluff)

· A Whimsical Tale · *Requested* In which Tommy gets jealous of Finn flirting with his maid because he likes her. (Smut/Fluff).

· Nice Things · In which Charlie snaps at the reader and Tommy feels guilty. (Angst)

· Ominous · *Requested* In which Y/n gets hurt stopping the Lees from raiding the betting shop and suffers from it. (Angst)

· Heedless Words That Numb The Heart · *Requested* In which Tommy snaps at the reader and then makes it up through small acts of love. (Angst/Fluff)

· A Concoction of Honey, Oatmeal and Herbs · In which Tommy agrees to do skincare with the reader. (Absolute Fluff)

· A Dress Made Out Of Daffodils · In which the reader isn't ready to sleep with Tommy and he is understanding and loving about it. (Fluff)

· They Were Closer Now, Fernando · In which Tommy comes home exhausted from a bussiness trip in London and snaps at the reader. (Angst/Fluff)

· Cloudberry Flavored Midnight Cravings · *Requested* In which the reader is craving some biscuits late at night and Tommy being the loving husband he is scours Birmingham to satisfy his wife’s craving. (Fluff)

· Soft Words Professed Amidst Uncertainty · *Requested* In which the reader is shocked by tommy’s newfound compliments towards her. (Smut/Fluff)

· Fake It Till You Make It · *Requested * In which Tommy pretends to be Y/n’s boyfriend in front of her brothers. (Fluff)

· Gardens That Like To Run with Blushing Flowers · *Requested* In which the reader leaves a flower on tommy’s desk every morning and one day he confronts her about it. (Fluff)

· Slumberless Hours On A Gloomy Saturday · In which Tommy tries to make Y/n feel better after Charlie tells him she has been feeling down. (Fluff/Angst)

· The Devil’s Hour · *Requested* In which Tommy comes home late at night to find the reader still awake waiting for him because she wants to cuddle. (Fluff)

· Bishops And Pawns On The Storm · *Requested* In which the reader teaches Tommy to play chess (Fluff)

·Idyllic Announcements In The Wake of Epsom · *Requested* In which the reader has something very important to tell Tommy after the races. (Angst/Fluff)

· I Don't Go In For Sweets · *Requested* In which Tommy reluctantly agrees to marry the reader and is awfully cold and distant towards her. (Angst/Fluff).

·July's Official Birthday Flower · In which the reader suffers from yet another miscarriage and Tommy is there for her, but there's always going to be a reminder of what they've lost. (Angst)

·Wailing Teapots · In which Tommy begins questioning Y/n's allegiances and goes and pays her a visit to confront her about it only to find out a dark truth. (Angst/Fluff)

CILLIAN MURPHY

· Slip Of The Tongue · In which after an embarrassing slip of the tongue while filming a scene with Cillian, the reader feels she ought to explain herself. (Fluff)

ALFIE SOLOMONS

· Home · *Requested* In which y/n Shelby falls for Alfie. (Fluff)

· Cointreau · *Requested* In which Alfie is intrigued by his next door neighbor. (Fluff)

· The Best Pies In England · *Requested* In which the reader finds out that Alfie isn't really a baker and gets sad that he cant bake. (Fluff) .

· Life In Margate · *Requested* In which the reader decides to move with Alfie to Margate when he tells her he has cancer. (Angst/Fluff).

MICHAEL GRAY

· A Lavender Bath · Chamomile Tea · *Requested* In which Michael receives a distressing phone call from the reader. (Angst)

· Like A Queen In Days Of Old · *Requested* In which Michael offers his coat to the reader who is a jazz dancer. (Fluff)

· What About France ? · *Requested* In which Michael tells the reader he must away to America (Smut/Angst)

ARTHUR SHELBY

· Sounds Like A Dream · *Requested* In which Y/n makes Arthur feel better after one of his breakdowns. (Angst/Fluff)

· A Lemon Tree Would Also Be Divine · *Requested* In which Arthur goes strawberry picking with the reader and then they bake a pie together. (Pure cottage core fuel/Fluff)

· Someone Able To Put Your Fires Out · *Requested* In which Arthur relaxes as the reader reads to him (Fluff)

JOHN SHELBY

· Passing Clouds ·*Requested* In which the reader suffers from depression and John comforts her. (Angst/Fluff)JOHN SHELBY

#Tommy Shelby #tommy shelby imagine #tommy shelby x reader #tommy shelby masterlist #peaky blinders imagine #peaky blinders masterlist #thomas shelby #thomas shelby imagine #thomas shelby x reader

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strawberry-jammers · 4 years ago

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One year

a dreamsmp x reader where a young (y/n) wants to rebuild an old old kingdom before they have to be crowned to rule over their parents kingdom. with the help of their friends and a couple of servants, they hope to rebuild it all with out their parent knowing about it.

part one part 2 part 3

part 2/?

masterlist

The lovely @acidicvolt edited this!

this part is just traveling and fluff lmao. it'll pick up in the others <3

this series is so much fun to write, I'm really enjoying it

word count: 2,215

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It had reached midnight, the sun long gone and nearly everyone in the castle was asleep, except for three. Karl and Niki made their way to the teens room, which was at the opposite end of the castle.

"Are you sure the king’s asleep? They have been on edge as of late…” Niki said, walking alongside Karl. Karl nods, clutching the bag he always wore.

“Yeah, checked and everything. He's out like a light.”

Niki nods, sighing. “Thank god he sleeps on the other side of the castle. We'd be dead if he found out we were helping his kid like this.”

Karl nods again, looking ahead at where they were going.

In the young teens room, everything was prepared for their expedition. They packed appropriate clothes to sneak around, fight and blend in with. They had food, tools/weapons, along with the letters, money, and the lmanburg page. They were ready and excited to embark on this adventure.

Niki quietly knocks on the door, opening it a crack. Seeing that (y/n) was alone, she walks in, followed by Karl who closes the door behind them. (y/n) sighed, thankful it wasnt Eret.

“So, you know the plan?” they ask.

Niki nods, holding onto her own bag.

"Okay, I'm staying behind to tell the king you two went on a camping trip for the next year or so. Somewhere in the middle of the woods where he can't check in to see where you are." Karl says to the two of them.

"Thank you again Karl for doing that. " (y/n) says, leading Niki to their window. "Niki, you know enough of the plan right?" They asked, grabbing the ladder they had in case they ever needed to escape.

"Yeah. We're heading to Tommy’s castle first right?" She asked, watching as (y/n) opened their window. A soft breeze entered the room.

"Yep! Then we'll try to find Tubbo. Ready?" (y/n) said, hooking the ladder to the window and throwing it out the castle, trying to not make a noise.

(y/n) looked down. It wasn't too high up, but it was still a bit scary. They looked back at the two servants, nodding. “Karl, when we reach the ground, bring the ladder back up and close the window. I'll go first. Again, thank you Karl, see you in a year!” with that, (y/n) climbed out the window onto the ladder. the two servants nodded, Niki going over to the window, watching the teen start to climb down the wobbly ladder.

Once (y/n) got far enough down, they waved their hand for Niki to go after them. Niki smiled over at Karl. “It was nice meeting you, Karl.” she said, making the brunette smile as well. “It was! See you in a year Niki! Take care.” she nodded, grabbing her bag, making sure nothing was left behind. Once she saw everything was in check, she went down, following her new friend.

“Man, I should've worn a thicker sweater.” Niki said, finally reaching the ground. “Yeah, I should've checked before we left. Too late now though.” (y/n) responds, watching as the ladder slowly shrank back up into their room. The two of them waved at Karl, who smiled back at them. “Alright, where to go first? We can't just go straight to the tundra.” Niki said, watching as (y/n) looked around. It was still pretty dark out, so they hoped it wouldn't turn a day before they even left the castle grounds. “Well we need to find some transportation for when we exit the forest. Cant be going thru town, it's too early for that.'' Niki nodded, looking over at the forest. “Got any torches?” (y/n) asked the pinkett. Niki nodded, shuffling into her bag, pulling out an unlit torch and lighter. “Yep, need one?” (y/n) shook their heads. “Only one of us needs one for now, well just gotta stay close together. Let's go, we can't stay here forever.” (y/n) says, chuckling softly. “Of course! Let's go!”

The two of them entered the forest close to the castle, leaving it behind. (y/n) had no regrets, they knew they needed this, even if eret forbid them. Niki was excited, she hadn't gone on an adventure since she was small, so it was a nice change of pace.

“Yknow (y/n), we’ve never actually met properly before this. Only in passing.” she said, stepping over a thick tree root. (y/n) followed, nearly tripping. “Really? I didn't notice. Though, i was held up in my room for awhile there.” they said, looking at all the trees that encased the two of them. No matter how many years go by, they still found nature to be beautiful. “Yeah, I did become one of the king's cooks when you were 16, not too long ago.” she said,pulling a branch up for (y/n) to walk past. “Oh thank you. What were you doing before then? Before you started working for my dad.” Niki thought for a second before answering.

“Well, i was only 18 when he hired me, so i was doing what any kid did at that time. For a while I took up gardening, growing many types of flowers, though they all ended up dying after a while.” she said. (y/n) stopped, noticing the forest was ending. “i did gardening as well when i was young child. Made many flower crowns and such with them.” Niki gasped excitedly at this. “Maybe we can make flower crowns together!! I haven't done it in so long..” (y/n) smiled. ‘Of course we can! We have a whole year after all!” they laughed together, looking out at the forest in front of them. “God I hope your mom doesn't fire me when this is all over…” (y/n) looks over at Niki, giving her a reassuring smile. “Well good thing I'll be the ruler when we get back. You're not getting fired on my watch.” Niki smiled at this. “Thank you (y/n)...should we go now?” (y/n) nodded, looking ahead once more.

The two of them continue to walk, leaving the small forest behind. “Okay, we should be in a farm area. The houses are spaced out so no one should see us. Should take a half hour to an hour to get through. There should be a train station after that. It'll take us to the arctic kingdom." Niki nodded, grabbing some bread from her bag. "Bread?" (Y/n) shook their heads, declining. "I ate before we left. Thanks tho."

They both walked through the field, the torches flame flickering as they walked. There were no monsters around, since there hadn't been any around the area in 100s of years. They were safe.

Niki looked at some of the farmland, noticing they had to walk through some of it. (Y/n) noticed it as well. "How do we get through there? They'll notice someone was here in the morning." (Y/n) said, not completely knowing how to get by. "Got any ender pearls?"

(y/n) thought for a second, looking in their bag for some. “Oh, looks like I do! Got a bag full of ‘em.'' They hand some to Niki, who throws it over the larger field, hoping to get over without touching the wheat. (y/n) followed, both of them successfully getting across the farm.

“I am so glad that worked.” (y/n) said, putting the pearls back in their bag. Niki nodded, sighing. “Is the trans station past those trees?” she asked, pointing towards the small strip of trees not too far ahead of them. “Yeah, behind there's the train station. An old friend of mine runs it. Lets go!”

The two of them basically run across the field, not wanting to waste a second of their time. The sun would rise at any moment, and they really wanted to get out of town before it rose.

They had reached the trees, their original torch being burnt out from all the running. Niki grabbed and lit another, the two of them heading into the small patch of trees to the train station.

The station wasn't too much to brag about, a boring old timey train station was all it was. There was no train in sight, making the (h/c) haired teen sigh. “Damnit, the train might not be here for another several hours.” they said, heading up to the platform. Niki followed, smiling slightly. “Could be worse. Not sure how much worse but it could be worse.”

The two of them sat at a random bench in the area, looking at the map (y/n) had packed.

“So the kingdom is all the way over there, which is about 6 hours by foot. Taking the train would be around the same pass but we wouldn't be out in the open.” (y/n) says, pointing their finger along the route they need to take. “Is there a way to get there any faster?” (y/n) shrugged, looking over the map. “We could either go through the towns and such, or we could get some horses and get there that way. Wouldn't know how to get any of those, they're kinda rare in this area.'' Niki nodded, thinking for a second.

Both of their thoughts were cut off by someone's cheery voice. “Hello! It's been a long time, hasn't it (y/n)?” They looked over to see their old friend, Jack Manifold, approaching the two of them. (y/n) smiled, standing up and walking over to the said man. “Eyyyy Manifold! Good to see ya!” The two of them hug, separating soon after. (y/n) looked over at Niki. “Hey, have you met Niki?” Niki smiled, putting the map in her bag, standing up as well. “Indeed i have! To be fair, it was a brief interaction. “Nice to see ya, Niki.”

She nodded. “Nice to see you too, Jack.” (y/n) smiled, looking back over at Jack.

"Jack, we need to get to the arctic kingdom, do you know when the trains coming back?" They asked the slightly smarter man. He nodded. "Won't be coming back till noon today. I'm just here because I forgot something." (Y/n) looked up at the sky. It was getting lighter out. They sighed, looking back down at Jack. "We can't wait that long. Know any other way to get out of town fast?"

"Well, I could lend you my horse. Most of the time he just sits here and cry's." I looked at Niki, who seemed to be pleased with the offer. "Mind if we take him? We'll return him at some point obviously." Jack nodded, starting to go around the train station. "I'll be in the arctic kingdom a day or so from now, so you can return him then!" We follow Jack behind the station, where his horse sat tied up while eating some grass.

"His name is thunder, good lad. Constantly sad tho." Jack unties the reins from the pole, handing them to Niki. "Say, what's your trip for anyway?" Jack asked the two of them. (Y/n) answered. "We're going to see prince Tommy to recruit him to a project we're working on. Top secret stuff man." Jack nodded. "Seems fun. Might join you if I feel like it. Well, have fun you two." They nodded, Niki getting onto the horse and bringing him to the front of the station. "Oh, by the way. You can't tell anyone I was here, at least for the reason I am here. I know I've asked for a lot but if anyone asked, can you tell them I went camping somewhere in the woods?"

Jack nodded, smiling at the teen. "It's fine, secret adventures are cool anyway. I'll keep your secret, now grab your stuff and have fun on your journey." They smiled, hugging the male. "Thanks Jack, I'll repay you eventually." They say while letting go of their friend.

He nodded. "Anytime (y/n). Now go, Niki’s waiting." They nodded, running off to the front of the station. They spotted Niki on thunder, who held all our bags. I looked up at her. "You know how to ride a horse?" They asked, trying to get up onto the horse. Niki giggled, helping them up. "Yeah, I was taught when I was younger. Come on, gotta get out of here before the sun rises right?" (Y/n) smiled, latching onto Niki lightly, so as to not fall off.

"Yeah, lets go!" They took off, running along the tracks. The sun rose as they went, turning the sky into a pinkish color.

Niki slowed the horse down a bit, staring at the beautiful sky. "I love the sunrise…" (y/n) hummed in agreement, resting their head on Niki’s shoulder.

"I haven't seen it in awhile. Always amazes me." Niki nodded, smiling softly. "Should we continue or just watch the sunrise?" (Y/n) chuckled, lifting their head off the woman's shoulder. "We should go. Maybe we could watch the sunrise tomorrow.

Niki nodded, returning the horse to his original pace.

They left towards a small path in the forest, leaving towards the arctic kingdom where they'll hopefully find the first person they need to reach.

Hopefully.

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