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notquitedeadpod · 10 months ago
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aderangedmouse · 1 year ago
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If nqd has a million fans I am one of them. If nqd has ten fans, I am one of them. If nqd has one fan, I am that fan. If nqd has no fans, someone needs to start planning my funeral because I have died.
That is to say, help I'm obsessed with @notquitedeadpod it is now all I think about
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merakiui · 8 months ago
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they’re too perfect……. orz (please forgive the shameless reaction image.)
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caitlynmeow · 9 months ago
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Not to be a hater but people are always going 'Daniela is the most delusional one' and 'Daniela is not *stable*' while she's actually very tame?
Why are people ignoring the REAL crazy one who does nothing that makes sense and she's just so wild and batshit insane there is no LOGICAL explanation to all the crazy she throws at you at once?
People wake up! Daniela is not that crazy, Cassandra Dimitrescu is the insane sister and I'm sorry if you cannot see that.
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safasarge · 2 months ago
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Putting your hand in his hair and slowly dragging it down to his jaw to rest it there QGHSHHS— I will kms
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hanzajesthanza · 3 months ago
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dandelion is indeed the worst but if he’s not present in the next book i would legitimately be sorrowful as the whole thing will become a slog . you basically cannot have the “short stories” era-of-the-timeline iteration of geralt without dandelion, it would be like eating unbuttered bread.
though it’s not like season of storms did them dirty, i wasn’t disappointed with it (… with regards to them), but since it’s literally been over 20 years since the saga was finished i’m trying to prepare for any potential reality
#however i will accept an absence of dandelion IN THE CASE OF we get to see geralt and yennefer living together in vengerberg#but if it’s regular geralt day in the life then if dandelion’s not there it’s gonna suuuuuccckk#i mean as in geralt’s life sucks without him. badly#and it also? sucks with him. good-ly.#it’s august and we don’t have a title yetttt 🥲 and they said 2024 … hmhm sure#i just feel like rupaul ‘and don’t fuck it up’.gif#like i’m excited but also wtf? new witcher book? are we on punk’d?#it’s not going to be the best but i’m hoping it will be at least as good as season of storms. not a high bar ok!#this from the person who was optimistic about the n*tflix show. don’t trust me i like to believe in the future#i was going to say ‘and i trust sapkowski more than i trust n*tflix’ and then i laughed.#i don’t trust him—i don’t even trust the version of him from the 90s and 00s!#one side of me can’t believe i’m still here after the guardswomen of kerack. and the ‘well i’m only gay for clout’ villain motivations#the other side of me is intensely curious wtf geralt will get up to this time and how witcher could maybe even denigrate further#but season of storms ending was actually good and = well it’s not like sapkowski forgot what it was about#then again it’s been 10 years and a bad adaptation since then so im biting my nails#all i ask : please stick with the naming convention of the other books. i don’t want to write an absurdly long or short name or acronym out#sooooo weird that in a few months i will be saying: there are 9 witcher books.#actually rn i just say there’s 7 and discount season of storms as a legitimate heir but mention it as footnote lol#i just hope i can survive until this new book and until its translation LOLLLL#they said translation in 2025 but you know the track record#new book: *releases winter 2024* | english translation: coming 2045!#jk i think they finally figured out that witcher is a money printer so they will be eager to translate it now and not waffle around#they kicked their butts into gear with the hussite trilogy so ! and they made new hardcovers.#the elbow-high diaries#new book 2024
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crossbackpoke-check · 16 days ago
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yOu'Re gOiNg fOr a LiTeR? | "Habs react to Quebec Maple facts", 10.22.24
#guys this is not becoming a regular thing this is just the mental illinois breaking through but ALSO I SAW THIS AND SCREAMEDDDDD#they did this For Me. those are all my guys. like yes yes we know about xhekovský but that’s my adopted austrian son david reinbacher!!!#that’s my baby goalie carey price time travel cowboy son cayden primeau!!!! and i just LOVE that they were like#‘yeah so one of them is gonna be a bitch in both pairs. & yeah we’re gonna make them lose.’ & i am HERE for it. you know the media day vid#where they asked all of them who was brat on the team and like 75% said slaf which we all KNEW? yes. correct. even more evidence godddd#also empathize so much with him because i hate feeling stupid & he is notably like. a very smart guy w/good awareness of broader society#and sorry to get like this on a silly little post i’m about to fanfiction-ify before i have xhekovský hours but so much of this goes back#to the xenophobia in the nhl and how we treat players (not only that. people in north am/west tbh) whose first language is not english#and degrade/discredit them and their intelligence by virtue of their multilingualism and how we even think about multilingualism as a whole#e.g. the sense that certain languages are perceived as more ‘valuable’ capital/the support that SHOULD be there for language learning simpl#is not from what i can tell in the nhl so even if you wanted to foster an environment of intercultural competency they’re doing nothing to#support it. the stories!! of so many guys! reliant solely upon their teammates for basic necessities! WHERE is your language acquisition#programming. sorry the linguistics language and culture attempted to jump out there & i am not conveying what i want to say at ALL. anyway#juraj's slow descent into madness as u can SEE him visibly getting more & more over it & done is my roman empire. like he's having fun#at first he's laughing 'what is this whiskey?' & i AM thinking that toothy little grin at arber with the jerkoff hand motion about the mapl#syrup only taking a few minutes to come (out) was a dig. lord knows arber deserved it with his shorts pulled all the way up like GOD the me#you put here to wear slutty little 3" shorts live in cold CANADA and have to cover up their thigh tattoos. what a travesty. and the amount#of THIGH in this video i- biting. arber's hairy legs slaf's manspreading more as he gets frustrated & arber teases him i. and DAVID????#on a completely different note cayden with his face covered is giving me INTENSE brainworms i have the most unhinged storylines for him#AND THE BRYNDZOVE HALUSKYYYY everything past 2:00 is gold. david's tired sighs. slaf hating it here. arber having the time of his life#'taste' 'that's not an advantage' DAVID kill him. 'maple syrup specialist... normal guy 🤷' slaf you are the WORST loser and ily for it#arber defending his wife w/his life... juraj's the smartest guy in the room & arber's on his leash about it. it goes both ways (to be cont)#juraj slafkovský#arber xhekaj#david reinbacher#cayden primeau#montreal canadiens#i'm xhekovský posting leave me alone i'm also *****
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robofangedpuppy · 1 day ago
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That’s a good boy, wagging your tail for us! Who’s a cute boy? ;)
Tell us how needy you can be little pup, and drool for us
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Me me me I wanna be a cute boy!!! Please let me curl up on your lap while you pet me so I wag my tail more. I promise I won’t get so excited I start rutting against your leg and biting you while drool slips out…
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zephyyyrr · 2 months ago
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how i expect my nails to look after i don't bite them for 1 day:
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emily-prentits · 2 months ago
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i need someone to gif till forever falls apart by ashe to merluca So Bad you dont even know. like i am seeing them in an amv in my head every time this song plays
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astro-nautic · 1 year ago
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I love it when I see posts from people that are like "Omg Octonauts has a fandom!?! I loved that show as a kid" like yesss join us, fall down the fandom rabbit hole, become an octonaut and join the rest of us
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ganondoodle · 2 years ago
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i went to church for the first time in like 10 years bc a family thing required it and i still havent recovered from hearing a grey haired pastor in a small rural german church utter the words "jesus in da house" and being absolutely serious about it
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missjashin · 1 year ago
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Just realised Live, Laugh, Love phrase is not some motivational shit for me, it’s just the individual wishes I have for Eddie, Steve and Robin in s5.
Eddie better fucking live, Steve better be happy and laugh, and Robin should definitely get to experience her romantic first love asap.
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screamsofanoutlawbrain · 1 year ago
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hhggghhhh,,, TADC jesters and clowns as creatures,,,
Pomni- ether a small lamb-goat goblin, or a tall lanky goat creature with an invisible mouth that must be pried open to see. (both ideas including her iconic scrapped unicorn horn)
Kaufmo- big ol' fluffy polar bear on two legs with four arms and patches of color. (something something about animals being taken from the wild into circuses and suffering horribly for being unsuited for a circus environment.)
The ourple with orange jester hats- old scuba diver suit crossed with a jester and those tiny clown dolls. (and a horrific horror underneath the helmet of course <3)
Yellow clown worm/dog?- a soft yellow medusa but no stone eyes, and more snake features. (the snake hair is the ears/antenna on the worm/dog)
I've had these in my mind for a good few days now.
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ghostlighthouse · 12 days ago
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jesse and dylans parents usually took them trick or treating as kids, but sometimes they couldnt get their schedules to work and theyd both end up working late on halloween. the kids were fairly used to looking after themselves, being the latchkey kids that they were. but being out in the dark, on halloween, without their parents... it made dylan nervous. his imagination would kick into high gear, picture all manner of monsters hiding around every corner. jesse, ever the protective big sister, would insist that if any monsters (or older kids) tried to pick on them, she would punch them as hard as she could in their crotch. and they would giggle at the word crotch. and dylan would feel a little better. jesse wouldnt admit that she was a little nervous, too. she had to be brave for dylan. as she always was. and always will be.
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thosewildcharms · 7 months ago
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we don’t talk enough about how amazing and sexy it was seeing rick smoothly jump and slide across the table while simultaneously taking down beale
oh I can assure you it's all I think about.
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