#Liv it's really good!!! I really like it!

[waterdroid]

I've finished playing Tactical Breach Wizards again for the 3rd time to listen to the developer's commentary and it's such a good game, man. It's so so good. Augh

[crossbackpoke-check]

tagged for six non-selfies by @gordiemeow!! 💕💕

1. 90% of my daily life (grad school)

2. my friends the 10000 deer who live in the woods i run in

3. hippo campus concert :)))

4. flipturn concert :)))

5. decorating for a friend’s surprise party

6. alligators!

tagging @catboy-mahura, @tofumilanesa, @bhagell, @2minutes4yeehawing and you, reading this!!!

[fantasticalleigh]

mami please come back and fuck everyone up i'm begging on my knees

[dichromaticdyke]

me at 3am looking at the official women’s war games matchup: here’s how the tiffy and rhea tag team can still happen-

[rainswhenyourehere]

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[starstruckodysseys]

save me incorrect quotes… part 5. might as well call them. uh. um. fuck uhhhh quintes. bc quinque is five in latin. turns out my elementary school greek/latin root word teachings weren’t for naught.

ft @lucy-frostblades’ girlie cassie as always !! thank u for always putting up w my yapping eli <3

[ sappho’s legacies ]

cheddar cheese

full brawl beat down tonight at denny’s at 2am don’t miss it

laniebug

wtf who are we fighting at denny’s

cheddar cheese

idk there’s gotta be someone who will step to us

— —

cassie: we’ve gotta get through this locked door. lanie, give me your credit card

lanie: here

cassie, pocketing it: thanks. liv, kick down the door

— —

lanie: hi, i’m lanie. i work at a video store now. here to help. look, they’ve given me a badge with my name on it in case i forget. very helpful, as that does happen

— —

lanie: let’s play twenty questions!

liv: okay! what’s your favorite color?

lanie, laser fucking focused: triangle. do you like girls?

— —

[ very serious work chat ]

cheddar cheese

so my laptop wasn’t working so i yelled CRISTO at it

and then the screen went black

i’m now performing an exorcism

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wendell thee morris

is that silly string??

cheddar cheese

it’s not silly string if it’s a serious matter

laniebug

serious string

— —

cassie: you’d think that because mobsters are part of a mob then lobsters would be part of a lob, but ohohoho! life isn’t so simple!

— —

lanie, hungover: please tell me i’m imagining that i claimed i was queen of the ducks

cassie: i would, but then i would be lying to the Queen of All Ducks

— —

lanie: okay. so. i may or may not like someone, but i don’t really want to tell you who it is because i know you’re not gonna like it

cassie: just rip the bandaid off!

lanie: it’s wendell

cassie:

cassie: put the bandaid back on

— —

[ grip it n rip it ]

laniebug

dang this is crucial what animal do you think you could take in a fight

everything is you

toad

laniebug

elaborate

everything is you

no

— —

and now. my magnum opus

cassie: i think we should get a divorce

lanie: what are you doing?

cassie: just practicing

lanie: why are you already planning your hypothetical divorce?

cassie: i don’t know. i’m getting old, i think i'm having a midlife crisis

lanie: you don’t even have a girlfriend

cassie: hypothetically divorce me

lanie: okay, then i’m hypothetically taking half your assets

cassie: well, you didn’t sign the hypothetical prenup

cassie, to liv: it’s called a prenup, right?

liv: yeah, a prenup, and you did hypothetically sign one

lanie: who the fuck is this guy?

liv: i’m her hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case

lanie: well, then i’m taking the hypothetical kids

lanie, to wendell: right? we can get those, right?

wendell: yeah, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don’t worry about that

cassie: who the fuck is this hypothetical idiot? fucking nerd idiot

wendell: wow, that’s a lot of hypothetical insults. i need to keep these on for continuity because i look like the other lawyer

lanie: this is my hypothetical lawyer, and we’ve been hypothetically sleeping with each other

cassie: how could you hypothetically do this to me?!

lanie: because you’re hypothetically an alcoholic!

— —

russell: i’m leaving for a few days, usha’s in charge. i’ve left notes for each of you with instructions

cassie: mine just says “cassie don’t”

russell: and i want you to apply that to every possible situation

— —

lanie: oh my god this coffee is so fucking good i can think so clearly i could probably do a math problem right now

cassie: correctly?

lanie, vibrating: i don’t know

— —

[ very serious work chat ]

laniebug

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cheddar cheese

if i had a dollar for every pixel in that image i would have fifteen cents

laniebug

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after that message i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

wendell thee morris

actually i did the math and cassie would have $225 and not $0.15

cheddar cheese

bro i’m right here…

sky’s the limit

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

laniebug

while you’re there can you get me an apply juice

sky’s the limit

sorry i only have a dollar

laniebug

:(

wendell thee morris

hey i just consulted with my brother and cassie would actually have $22500 because it’s a dollar for every pixel not a cent

sky’s the limit

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and apply juice :)

rust

You can buy anything you want with $22,500

everything is you

yeah and she wants a can of soda and apply juice

rust

Apply juice to what

cheddar cheese

directly to the forehead

laniebug

great work everyone

[francisforever2014]

rabbit hole i fell down tonight is reading posts by redditers who post pictures of young jensen ackles to subreddits dedicated to rating celebrity looks . my fav comments are the ones that are like 8.5 . objectively beautiful man but a bit too feminine to me 😄😄 or just the blunt “he looks like a lesbian . 8.0”

[falllpoutboy]

hotd was a mistake bc the show as a whole is not good enough at all for all of the discourse that comes with it

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

the thing is that i could never ever go for eo because 1) i hate infidelity, 2) i always thought Elliot Stabler’s marriage and family life was the most interesting part of his character and 3) look i know they’re doing this long game thing in the last season or whatever but it still feels off to me. like nah sorry. not my jam. give her the short bitch.

[botanicallyinclinednerd]

About to start the episode of SG-1 where I meet Rodney McKay and I've heard a lot about him from two different sources, one that hates him and one that loves him, and now I finally get to see for myself what the fuck this guy does in SG-1

[malhare-archive]

"She is overly excited about the multiverse and isn't really aware of how crazy she looks. She has wild hair with purple highlights. And I really wanted her organic, slimy tentacles to freak the audience out when they slide across Spider-Man's face."

Ah. Yep. Fear, I definitely felt fear. Mhm. No other feeling

[maeamian]

It's a shame Armageddon came out the same year, was about a similar thing and sucked ass, cause Deep Impact was a really really good movie about being human and especially the relationships between parents and children that made me genuinely cry at least thrice.

[broughttoyoubytheletterf]

Season 15 Amanda would sleep with Barba, Liv, and, Nick. And at various times I am convinced she is.

The meaningful looks, the tension, the barely concealed annoyance with each other.

[sunflowers-and-sweetviolets]

anyway - head over heels for that old man <3

[merevide]

i really don’t gaf about the emmys (if none of the yellowjackets cast are nominated for anything i will destroy the academy by hand)

[tragedygf]

im ngl. courtney and simone were probably my favorite pair from the survivors ..