#Lipstick Confusion
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he's like if a baby cow wandered into a zoom interview
#cow chewing on grass.gif#also the cow is wearing lipstick and is very confused about the humans that have entered its enclosure#the older he gets the more he looks like a slutty version of his dad...........#also. his hair is so tall. he said by god i WILL be 5'11#excuse the quality i forgot how to gif hockey content.#sidney crosby#pittsburgh penguins#long post#oh no just looked at this in mobile and i definitely have to recalibrate my new computer screen because there’s areas of discolouration#that are annoying me and invisible on my monitor
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Hody Yim for Dazed Magazine (2023) Photography: Erika Astrid
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He's giving "In lipstick on the mirror are the lyrics to my obituary"
#ace attorney#art#klavier gavin#Apollo being so confused by him wearing lipstick is so funny to me#yeah- dude- he's queer#it's ok#artistic endeavours#woah guys!#I got all the references#always sunny in philadelphia reference#Will wood reference#AND ace attorney fanart
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Whump prompt #64
"That's my mark on them," Whumper purred as Caretaker stared at the scar on Whumpee's shoulder. "They're mine. And you're not taking them anywhere."
"Oh yeah?" Caretaker snapped back. Blazing eyes found Whumpee's, who looked away in shame. But Caretaker wouldn't have it. He grabbed their face, both hands, looked them deep in the eyes.
And he kissed them full on the mouth.
Whumpee sputtered, utterly confused, embarrassed even, a hand shakily reaching up to touch over their lips as Caretaker pulled away. They stumbled lightly, but an arm snagged around theirs and pulled them against Caretaker.
"That's my mark on them," Caretaker snarled. "I can easily plant one right over yours. And they're coming home. With me!"
#bonus if remains of lipstick show or fierce hickeys#bonusbonus if whumper taught whumpee caretaker wouldn't want them anymore#whump#whump prompt#caretaker#feral caretaker#confused whumpee#intimate whumper#h/c#fluffy angst?#flogging and snogging#protective caretaker#possessive whumper#my prompts#my writing
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HELP THIS IS SO CUTE, I LOVE THEM SM- 💞💞💞💞💞💕💕💕💕❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💓💓💓💓💓💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘
#THE TEETH MARKS FROM CAINE- 😭😭😭😭😭#POMNI LOOKS SO CONFUSED I LOVE HER 💙💙💙💙❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💛💛💛💛💛#THE REVEAL OF THE LIPSTICK ON CAINE-#the amazing digital circus#tadc#tadc pomni#tadc ragatha#tadc caine#tadc jax#tadc ragapom#tadc buttonblossom#tadc jesterdoll#tadc funnybunny#tadc showtime#tadc pomni x ragatha#tadc ragatha x pomni#tadc jax x pomni#tadc pomni x jax#tadc caine x pomni#tadc pomni x caine#tadc digital adagio
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Heheh…..sometimes you just gotta come home from work, smooch your husband and cuddle your cat and pass out on the couch….y’know?
I’ve had this imagery with Shinya covered in cartoony lipstick marks stuck in my head for days I had to get it out-
#bnha#best jeanist#edgeshot#eclair’s art#hakamada tsunagu#kamihara shinya#edgejeanist#it’s been a tiring week lol#well. weekend. I guess? I have lost track of time#does their cat look a bit like a raccoon? maybe. did I draw this at 2am? yes#also I might add that Jeanist 100% applied lipstick in the car before walking in the house just for this purpose#Shinya is simultaneously confused and amused and pleasantly surprised
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Got the screen fixed and went straight to (Gay) Hamilton doodles. SOMEONE TAKE THE PEN AWAY FROM ME.
#hamilton musical#alexander hamilton#john laurens#thomas jefferson#gay#enemies to lovers#drunk confessions#confused#teasing#doddles#bad drawing#lipstick#lipstick marks
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"Realism" this "Accuracy" that. We need to bring back women who wear poison lipstick and men who wear fake lips for their protection.
#a talking bunkat#Or better yet have men who wear poison lipstick and women who have fake lips that protect them#I feel like this was a gag on Get Smart once but also I KNOW it was a gag on Gillians Island so I could just be confused#anyway#Edit: I have been informed that this is from Batman and Robin which is the other place I saw it#Not Get Smart#But Get Smart had numerous other gags of the same variety so
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the bletchley circle, 1x01
#pals what if#the bletchley circle#rewatch#i've had the dvds bought and at home for months now and just now decided it's time#things i'm insane about include#(1) rachael stirling acting choices#(2) susan going 'lipstick' millie not hesitating or confused for a second#(3) susan staring at millie's wall of postcards and travel photos#(4) the tbh cruel way susan makes poor lucy look at the woman's tormented body#(5) millie (not yet harcourt) bane of my existence yet again
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JUHA KANKKUNEN at the 1984 RALLY OF NEW ZEALAND
#HE LAUGHS HE GIGGLES HE CHUCKLES#he looks hella confused afterwards lmao what the hell happened there#foaming at the mouth.... sweater & collar look. enough to make anyone go insane.#i just wanna kiss his little face so badly . just attacked him with kisses and smooches. lipstick all over him and whatnot.#wrap my arms around his neck and just fucking SMOOCH#but it's fine..... i will just sit here in my living room#juha hankkunen#wrc#1980s
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hiiii can u draw Jack… he’s very cunty I love hum
Jack realness
#ive heard atleast 6 people say they thought tsubasa was a girl when they were little#well for me it was jack#i vividly remember when i watched any episode that had him in it id ask my brother is that a boy or a girl and he was sosick of awsering me#like every single time i would ask it it didnt go through my 4 year olf selfs skull#im like ninty percent sure it was the lipstick. idk why but specifically#but i dont remember dynamis or ryuutarou confusing me even tho they also have lipstick#but i think i mixed up jack and ryuutarou at some point bcs of the lipstick#pattern regocnision lipstick equals jack#dynamiss is more hard to tell bcs it can easy be mistaken for shading or thick lineart for a stupid four yr old#also its hard to tell when he opens his mouth#long ass tags i aint readin allat#metal fight beyblade#mfb#jack beyblade#beyblade jack#beyblade metal saga#beyblade#beyblade metal masters#beyblade metal fight#metal fight beyblade art#metal fight beyblade fanart#metal fight beyblade metal fury#beyblade metal fury#metal fury#metal fusion#jack mfb#mfb jack#metal fight beyblade jack#beyblade metal#mfb art
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Lipsticks by Stacy Greene, 1994
#stacy green#lipstick#Stacy green lipstick#photography#contemporary artist#contemporary art#contemporary photography#vintage makeup#dazed and confused#female artists#art on tumblr#art of the day#aesthetic art#modern photography
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oh dear bisexuality leave me alone
let me stop craving the love of a man
oh dear bisexuality let me love
another girl like me
cute soft big kind smart
oh dear bisexuality leave me alone
let me be that perfectly dainty lady
who waits and acts with patience
I'm scarring boys with this
impatience desire to hunt a little prey
a little 2 meters tall prey
big hairy slow and timid as a bear prey
whos too complicated to decipher
and the only person who has dare to look at me
directly in the eyes
oh bisexuality why don't you
let me keep loving girls who hurt me
why don't you let me love them in silence
let them come to me...
let them beat me to death once more
oh dear bisexuality just stop
stop me from being the confusing part of love
allow me to be the one
who is easily loved.
FS.
#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#hehe im a little bit sad#and the dude i like didnt responded my message#my writing#bisexual#bi community#im a dyke and a lipstick babe#ajshjsjs bi confusion#poems on tumblr#original poem#the tortured poets department#poems and poetry#this is like the first man i like in YEARS so its weird#women writers#???#woman who writes little poems
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As I get older and older I more tangibly realize why queer individuals in older generations than mine might prefer words I wouldn't use for myself, and likewise why younger generations preferences would be different too. Like it was always clear you know, a person knows their identity best and what labels they prefer best and even if you don't get it you should respect it. But I guess the older I get the more I realize I really don't know and never can know the background another person has for their perceptions and meaning for labels and why something in particular helps them to use or not
#rant#lgbt#...........................................................................................................................................#i just. so im alive in the time i guess when i saw trans identities barely discussed like even in educational material i didnt#hear about gender identity until i dug deep. to people now using transmasc and transfemme as labels. labels i dont understand and know#i dont. i presume they mean trans people who identify with masculinity or femininity? but i think im probably wrong#because ive seen transmen call themselves transmasc and it confuses me. because a transman can be a very feminine person who loves makeup#so. one cannot say transmasc and actually Mean all trans men. a transfemme does Not include all transwomen because transwomen can be butch#and reject femininity. so like... from my outdated perception i see it as the cis straight societal gender expectations of men MUST be masc#women MUST be femme which. i hate. becayse i specifically feel all people should and can be whatever they want.#any man can be feminine any woman can be masculine any person can be any range on that and change daily and do what they want#and their gender is still valid. and then like. theres ppl like me. im nonbinary. im a pretty feminine guy#im a fairly masculine woman. i dont think i could even fit into transmasc or transfemme labels.#i do think those labels help and suit people who like them. if i met a nonbinary lipstick lesbian perhapa#transfemme would help her xommunicate how she feels. but those words dont help me they are boxes i cant fit inside#and i get why they exist but its like. cool. now i get why transman needs to be preserved Outside of transmasc. because feminine trans men#still need space. i get why masculinjty and femininity need to mean something clearly Separate from gender itself or we loose the ability#to express the range of gender expression in qll areas. i dont know what transexual means but now i realize why a person older than me#may LIKE that label and cling to it. because it may communicqte something For Them that helps them in a#way that was lost to understanding by my generation. in a way that the terms no longer useful for my self identity but is for them.#in the way that trans man and nonbinary fit me but i could never be fit within the labels of transmasc or transfem etc#and in the way that for some people transmasc etc labels will fit Them and Help in a way a label like transman never can. and so on
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🥰 Mys threw Shane a surprise birthday party! BUT it wasn’t just any party, no… she threw him a pizza festival. She started planning it the same day he mentioned it to her (year 2?) and went through h the trouble of providing all of the ingredients Gus would need. They spent the WHOLE day before the 20th making pizza pies and the next day Mys kept Shane busy while everyone else set up the festival.
He was so surprised that anyone bothered to care about him at all. He proceeded to have the best birthday of his life.
Activities included: eating every single type of pizza they had to offer (and forcing mys to try them, he’d take a bit and then hold it out to her), a pizza pie eating contest in which Shane was crowned the King of Pizza(Sam came second and the crown was made by Jas and Vincent because they wanted to help 🥺), drinking (Pam spiked the punch and the kids weren’t allowed to have any except for bottled juice), and music!
#sdv shane#stardew shane#myshane♥️#at the end of the day he and mys ran off to the dock again and let the water hit their feet#mys was most certainly the drunk one this time#he gave her a piggy back ride home#🥺 when he finally left he thought about a conversation they had earlier in the day about taking a chance at something you really want#he was standing on the doorstep of Marnie’s farm before realizing there’s one thing he didnt get to do that would have made the day perfect#so he went all the back to Mys’s and hoped she hadn’t gotten in bed yet#mys answered the door already dressed in one of his shorts#shirts *#her hair was undone and it looked like she was cleaning her face because her eyes were clean but her lipstick was still stained on#she thought he forgot soemthing#and he did#Shane wanted to tell her that he loved her but he was overcome by his emotions and kissed her#imagine her shock HA#she kissed him back tho and next thing you know they were making out#Shane even lifted her up as things got a little heated#but of course he snapped out of it and ran off leaving her so confused and a little dizzy#baby girl apologized a lot before too#anyways next morning he wakes up looks in the mirror and noticed lipstick stains 😌#🤭#needless to say Shane was NOT confused about his feelings about her anymore#just didn’t want to ruin her life :(
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"The thing is, if it was ironic it should have been better, and if it was sincere it should been much worse to be good enough to win."
—me, challenging the narrative that Jedward were "robbed" when they represented Ireland in 2011 at the ESC that my sister is now pushing
#not enough pageantry not enough camp not enough confusion not enough chaos#it was just solidly underwhelming#which is unforgivable#where were the shirtless male dancers covered in lipstick kisses??#and that's just off the top of my head#they seem like perfectly nice lads but they were not robbed#and (dare I say it) what were we thinking of sending them back in 2012#when they didn't even get to the final in 2011???#and this only a few years after we sent fucking dustin the turkey#not a beloved—or even known—children's tv character outside the country#to represent us in 2008#why do we keep thinking that what we think is going to be hilarious will have any appeal at all to an international audience?#I'm almost surprised that we didn't send teresa mannion in 2016 to do the 'don't make unnecessary journeys' remix#I mean I don't watch eurovision anymore because *gestures vaguely at verilybitchie's eurovision video essay* y'know ... all the reasons#so I don't really Care per se#(beyond still having some vestigal begrudgery I can't shake about how sweden is definitely going to overtake us very soon)#but I won't stand for this jedward-were-robbed revisionism
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