#Lipstick Confusion

[gongyussy]

he's like if a baby cow wandered into a zoom interview

[zegalba]

Hody Yim for Dazed Magazine (2023) Photography: Erika Astrid

[bottlecap-joe-spooky]

He's giving "In lipstick on the mirror are the lyrics to my obituary"

[whumblr]

Whump prompt #64

"That's my mark on them," Whumper purred as Caretaker stared at the scar on Whumpee's shoulder. "They're mine. And you're not taking them anywhere."

"Oh yeah?" Caretaker snapped back. Blazing eyes found Whumpee's, who looked away in shame. But Caretaker wouldn't have it. He grabbed their face, both hands, looked them deep in the eyes.

And he kissed them full on the mouth.

Whumpee sputtered, utterly confused, embarrassed even, a hand shakily reaching up to touch over their lips as Caretaker pulled away. They stumbled lightly, but an arm snagged around theirs and pulled them against Caretaker.

"That's my mark on them," Caretaker snarled. "I can easily plant one right over yours. And they're coming home. With me!"

[modgirlyreposts-revamped]

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[wanderingchocolateeclair]

Heheh…..sometimes you just gotta come home from work, smooch your husband and cuddle your cat and pass out on the couch….y’know?

I’ve had this imagery with Shinya covered in cartoony lipstick marks stuck in my head for days I had to get it out-

[barnacle-boy500]

Got the screen fixed and went straight to (Gay) Hamilton doodles. SOMEONE TAKE THE PEN AWAY FROM ME.

[happybunnykat]

"Realism" this "Accuracy" that. We need to bring back women who wear poison lipstick and men who wear fake lips for their protection.

[christiangeistdorfer]

JUHA KANKKUNEN at the 1984 RALLY OF NEW ZEALAND

[maukiki1]

hiiii can u draw Jack… he’s very cunty I love hum

Jack realness

[boudoirmood]

Lipsticks by Stacy Greene, 1994

[sufrolamento]

oh dear bisexuality leave me alone

let me stop craving the love of a man

oh dear bisexuality let me love

another girl like me

cute soft big kind smart

oh dear bisexuality leave me alone

let me be that perfectly dainty lady

who waits and acts with patience

I'm scarring boys with this

impatience desire to hunt a little prey

a little 2 meters tall prey

big hairy slow and timid as a bear prey

whos too complicated to decipher

and the only person who has dare to look at me

directly in the eyes

oh bisexuality why don't you

let me keep loving girls who hurt me

why don't you let me love them in silence

let them come to me...

let them beat me to death once more

oh dear bisexuality just stop

stop me from being the confusing part of love

allow me to be the one

who is easily loved.

FS.

[mymelodyisme]

🥰 Mys threw Shane a surprise birthday party! BUT it wasn’t just any party, no… she threw him a pizza festival. She started planning it the same day he mentioned it to her (year 2?) and went through h the trouble of providing all of the ingredients Gus would need. They spent the WHOLE day before the 20th making pizza pies and the next day Mys kept Shane busy while everyone else set up the festival.

He was so surprised that anyone bothered to care about him at all. He proceeded to have the best birthday of his life.

Activities included: eating every single type of pizza they had to offer (and forcing mys to try them, he’d take a bit and then hold it out to her), a pizza pie eating contest in which Shane was crowned the King of Pizza(Sam came second and the crown was made by Jas and Vincent because they wanted to help 🥺), drinking (Pam spiked the punch and the kids weren’t allowed to have any except for bottled juice), and music!

[haledamage]

me: I will buy you this makeup kit you want so badly, under the condition that you do not use it on the walls. if you do, I'll take it away from you

Spook, 7 years old, with a burning desire to color on things that aren't meant to be colored on: I promise I'll only use the makeup on my skin and on people who say I can use it on them

Spook, 3 days later: *writes on the wall with lipstick*

me: *takes away the makeup kit*

Spook:

[clavissionary-position]

if they ever do ikepri body pillows like they did with ikevamp, i'm gonna drool nipples onto gilbert's cutlets

[madwickedawesome]

WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN