Rhi, 30-something, they/she. I write things sometimes. Mostly fanfic, but I also have a couple IFs I'm working on: Speaker (@speakergame) and Partially Stars (@partiallystarsif) Sidebar art by @emedeme
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Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster could be in Supernatural but Sam and Dean couldn't be in Psych, ya feel me
#psych#I can picture this so vividly#whisper-arguing while a creepy ghost is doing creepy ghost things#shawn left the salt in the car again but don't worry he has a plan#gus complaining about the abandoned buildings monsters always seem to live in#'why can't it ever be a haunted spa resort? I'm serious shawn if I step on something and get tetanus you are paying my hospital bills'
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I am no longer explaining my chronic illnesses. I'm only ominously referencing them like I'm a fantasy realm NPC dropping plot hooks:
I am besieged by the affliction
The ritual was successful, but it has drained me. I need time to recuperate.
I can't do that, because of The Curse
Dark forces are conspiring within me. I must conserve my strength to battle them.
Unseen foes assault me. I cannot strike back with blows, but I can lessen their influence by consuming certain alchemical rites.
#I call my adhd 'the family curse' or say we have a 'cursed bloodline'#since my mom sister daughter and I all have it#but from now on I think my migraines will be 'the affliction' because that sounds better than 'bad headache day'
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i’m curious what arbitrary and specific flavors people dislike are. rb and tag a Taste you simply don’t fuck with. for flavor reasons not texture reasons. for me? i do not like elderflower or caraway for whatever reason
#I hate artificial grape#maybe it's because I associate it with medicine from when I was a kid I dunno but I can't stand it in anything#and pistachio but there's no reason behind that one I just don't like it#also I sometimes feel like I'm the only person on the planet that doesn't like mango
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#sort of?#I got my right helix pierced and took it out less than a month later because it got infected (turns out I'm allergic to silver oops)#but I got it redone a couple years ago with titanium and it's fine now#so like. yes I let it close. but then I opened it back up
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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)
#OKAY NO SORRY I HAVE TO REBLOG AGAIN#because I just rolled again for my spouse#piglet is trying to kill him. and the swedish chef is protecting him#I could see this exact skit happening on the muppet show tbh
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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)
#why is ross geller from friends trying to kill me? lmao#I'm not sure I'd be worried for my safety even if I DIDN'T have someone to protect me#but also my protector is usagi tsukino. aka sailor moon#in the name of the moon she will punish him#and then after she defeats him she'll convince him to buy us both dinner probably
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also pls tag the first game you remember playing
#we had an atari 2600 when I was a kid. I played the hell out of some frogger#then we skipped straight from that to a sega genesis#I think my mom still has that atari actually. wouldn't be surprised if it still works#I also remember playing games on my grandpa's computer. using dos inputs to load floppy disks
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people are so mean about horror movie victims like. sorry but if i had gone to a cabin in the woods with my friends as a teenager you couldn't have stopped us from reading aloud from the evil tome. how were they supposed to know the ancient curse was real they're like 17
#sometimes! the point! is that the horror! is inescapable!#yes even if you're 'smart enough' or 'strong enough' or 'sensible enough' to see it coming#yes even if you make all the right choices#why wouldn't you read from the mysterious book in the creepy cabin in the woods? you don't know you're in a horror movie#maybe you're in a fantasy movie and the book will teach you magic#you might be in an isekai and you'll be whisked off to a different world of romance and adventure#you might be ash williams and do both
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#lots of solid options here#but I'm gonna have to go with the classic skeleton army#love me a bastard skelly#(was gonna include a gif of the return of the living dead 'do you wanna party?' skelly but it's got too much flashing lights for me)#(so he's here in spirit. y'know. so to speak)
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#does the dead meat kill count count as a show? just finished the v/h/s kill count series#if it does... well if they don't rescue me at least I'll get added to the count? can I call dibs on the golden chainsaw?#if it doesn't count... last show I watched was d20 cloudward ho. in which case I'll probably be rescued but in the most dnd way possible
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This is asking about people you originally got to know via the internet, not people you met IRL first.
We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
#I've both traveled to meet online friends and had them travel to meet me#most memorable being an event we called NobleCon when my WoW guild all got together for a weekend in 2008/2009 (we did it twice)#(shout out noble intentions. not that I expect any old noble members to be following me on tumblr lmao)#AND I get to meet a couple online friends this year too <3 <3 <3#going to denver next weekend for a concert and while I'm there I get to meet one friend I've known for aaaages#(not traveling specifically to meet them but it's a delightful bonus since they live in the area and are letting me crash on their couch)#and then in november I'm going to the east coast!!! and I get to meet my bestie!!!!! and I'm so excited about it!!!!!!!
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this post is so funny to me because this is absolutely a thing and was very popular at one point. people already did it 40 years ago and its called new romantic
#we should totally bring back new romantic fashion#and I'm not just saying that because this is. kinda how I already dress#well if you mix in a little early-00s mallgoth anyway#or as my sister calls it in that brutal-but-affectionate sibling-honesty kind of way:#I dress like one of the time travelers from bill and ted's excellent adventure but if the mall they go to had a hot topic
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put in the tags:
your first concert
your last concert
your next concert
your favourite concert
#first: nsync... 1998 or 1999? I think?#last: mathias lattin/samantha fish/christone 'kingfish' ingram back in may#next: bloodywood and babymetal in july#favorite.... god that's such a hard question I've been to so many. sub-radio maybe? or breaking benjamin#or that one bowling for soup show in like. 2002 or 2003. where there were less than a dozen people in the crowd#and most of them were people I had carpooled with. so it was just hanging out with my mom/sister/friends and also bowling for soup was ther
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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
#this is the best book title of all time and I want to read it#y'all ready for this?#dragons and dragons and dragons#😂😂😂 I appreciate a book that knows what it's about and what its audience wants#fantastic inspirational no notes
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obsessed with murph desperately trying to make riz seem lame while the rest of the cast and art department are determined to establish him as the canonically hottest member of the bad kids
#fantasy high#riz gukgak#murph: haha briefcase kid look at this nerd#riz is a 17-year old private detective who is fully-covered in tattoos who ATE the VICE-PRINCIPAL in freshman year#the only reason he doesn't have lovers lined up around the block is because he's aroace and literally just. doesn't care about that#anyway I would die for riz gukgak
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