#Lily goes trick or treating

[masked-alien-lesbian]

LSAW Day 1: Happy Halloween: Lily as a Witch

"Trick or treat!"

@sazanes

@lizzybeth1986

@lilyspencerappreciationweek

[yunniestars]

☆ pairing: lyney x gn!reader ☆ tags: friends to lovers, confessions, lyney is whipped and lynette is done

when lyney has a crush he’s either flirty or extremely shy

like he just has the urge to be bold and LOVES using pickup lines and magic tricks to fluster you because he loves seeing you get all shy

though when he’s on the receiving end, usually he fights back

but if it’s his crush he goes all giggly and feels like he’s going to explode

like he could literally just burst

he tries hard to hide it but fails miserably because he just cant contain himself if he’s around you

sometimes he’d ask you if you’re free just so he can be with you, and treats you as if you two were on a date (but he brushes it off as a ‘friendly gesture’)

when lyney likes someone he likes to give them something that reminds him of them

for instance, he once gave you a lakelight lily because its elegance reminded him of you

“it’s as serene and ethereal as you, m’lady” he says as he goes on one knee and give it to you

whenever you two go out alone he loves the time being spent with you because he gets to learn more details about you that you never mention and is seen within your actions

“this is their favorite color, their favorite flower, favorite food… oh and this is the kind of shoes they wear…” he says to lynette, who just feels done with him.

but even if she wants to bonk his head when he yaps about you, she helps set you two up alongside freminet

even father knows

so the day that lyney confesses to you, they made sure to set everything up so it can be simple yet romantic enough

he confessed to you on the beach near poisson, with a dinner table and everything, including scattered rainbow roses and lanterns that lynette and freminet crafted, alongside the candles father lit up

when lyney confesses to you, he fumbles a bit on his words since he’s not used to heart-to-heart conversations like this, becoming extremely open and quite vulnerable

he was afraid of rejection but deep inside he couldn’t contain the feelings he had for you, so he held as long as he could until finally deciding to reveal the love he has in store for you

imagine how over the moon he was when you told him that feelings he had were reciprocrated

he felt like all those nights overthinkng whether you loved him back or not finally had answered thoughts

he gave you the longest hug and the sweetest kiss on the lips, staring at your eyes like you were the most precious jewel he could ever hold.

“i can't believe you’re all mine now, mon ange.”

[ written with love, yunniestars. ෆ ]

a/n: hi hello! thank u for reading my first work here, i hope it was enjoyable even just a little bit. i appreciate that u read it !! ෆ

[movzxr]

sbg graveyard halloween headcanons 🎃👻 (ft lily)

ashlyn- dresses up but would rather pass out candy and then just eat whatever she has left

tyler- always matching costumes with taylor and its always a different one each year but he thinks he too cool for trick or treating but only goes for taylors enjoyment

aiden- LOVES halloween and trick or treating. he probably never got to trick or treat as a kid OR even eat candy so he really likes it as a teenager and always does his signature clown makeup and does everyone's makeup for halloween as well

logan-likes getting candy and dressing up but feels a little embarrassed to go up to the houses and ask for candy so he always just kinda greets them by saying hello and holds open his bag with a straight face like this 😐

taylor- also really loves halloween but like dressing up rather then actually going out a getting candy. she like dressing ashlyn up in different costumes from her closet and doing her own and ashlyns makeup

ben- doesnt have an opinion on halloween he just likes it 🤷‍♀️ he really likes helping lily pick out her costume and walking her around the neighborhood to get candy but he personally doesn't really dress up, he just uses clothes from his closet and then buys little accessories to add to himself

lily- shes a really fast walker dueing trick or treating due to all the excitement but when she sees a really scary house she immediately goes and grabs ben to make him go up with her to the door/person to get her candy

group- after trick or treating they all go back to someones (most likely ashlyns or aidens) house a they separate their candy and trade with each other

[natailiatulls07]

Trick or treat

Charles Leclerc x female!reader

Summary - You love trick or treating, but your boyfriend has never done it so you set out a mission to change that.

Warning - none I don’t think so

The 23 Halloween Season

-

I had grown up trick or treating, always have done it ever since I could remember. Dressing up in different costumes every year before going to every house collecting different types of sweets.

So when I found out about how Charles had never gone trick or treating, I set out to make the paddock ready for a halloween night. Managing to get every team to join in, admittedly Redbull was hard but with the help of Max I managed.

-

It was Saturday, luckily Charles had a good qualify result with front row. So when we got back to our hotel room, where I had two matching Barbie and Ken costumes waiting for us, I could kind of see the confusion on his face. "Surprise! We're going trick or treating!" Jumping up and down with excitement, I could see Charles looking happy with the idea but still confused.

"What around the hotel?" He asked as I calmed down.

"No silly, we're going trick or treating in the paddock!" As soon as the word ‘paddock’ Charles’ face got even more confused.

“Ok, you still look very confused”

“Very is an understatement!” Charles chuckled slightly.

-

Making our way through the paddock entrance, we were both blown away with how the staff had decorated each team hospitality individually and equally.

Looking down at our costumes, we look amazing. “We look so good!” I say clapping my hands with excitement which Charles just smiles at.

“Oh shit Barbie and Ken! The couple have arrived!” The voice of Lando Norris shouted from just outside the McLaren hospitality. We walked over to him hand in hand.

“Hey mate!” Charles greeted Lando, who was wearing a Batman costume. “Ah Batman, I love this!” I nodding along, showing my agreement to Charles’ comment.

“Of course! I’m actually so excited for this!” Lando excited told us, jumping up and down in his spot.

“Always loved trick or treating but Charlie has never done it so first time for him” I explained Charles’ lack of halloween experience to the Brit. Charles carefully snaking his arm around my waist. “Let’s get to it!”

Moving from Lando, me and Charles started to make our ways to the different hospitalities. Slowly collecting a variation of sweets, bumping into multiple friends from each team.

-

We bumped into George and Alex who were dressed up as Michael Myers and Ghostface.

"Hey guys, Lily's busy so I'm stuck with this twat!" Alex rolls his eyes whilst side eyeing the Brit to his side. George gives his friend a nudge before giving me a side hug.

"I must say Y/n you really pulled this whole thing of quite well, thank you" I hear him whisper in my ear, sending me a cheeky grin which goes unnoticed by Charles who's in conversation with Alex.

After some time, we all finish up our conversation and Charles drags us towards the next hospitality.

-

Whilst we were just leaving the Alphine hospitality, who gave out small individual bags of candy corn, we ran into Daniel dressed as a cowboy and Max dressed as Harry Potter.

"Yee haw cowboy!" Charles greets Daniel by tipping his own Ken style cowboy hat. "Have you guys been to the McLaren hospitality yet?"

Max shakes his head curiously. "No? Wait what are they giving out?"

After visiting each hospitality area, Charles found us a small spot to sit and count what sweets we got. In the end, we had a large range of options with some apple bags to snickers.

“You know I can see why you love trick or treating so much, it’s fun” Charles comments after looking through his small bag, a genuine smile taking place on his face.

“Yay I’ve finally converted you to love my favourite Halloween activity!” I did a small celebratory dance in my seat, as to which Charles did a small laugh at.

“Who’s idea was this? We should thank them…” He throws away a small comment unknowingly, opening a snickers bar.

A small almost cheeky smile made itself known on my face. Hesitating I say “Um well it was actually my idea…” Turning his head from the snicker, we lock eyes.

“You know, why I am even surprised?” Charles laughs at the fact that he was so oblivious.

“I had to! I needed to show you the best of Halloween!” Reaching an arm around my shoulder, Charles pulls me into his side with my head distinctively going to rest on him.

He pulls his head down, kissing my temple gently. “I love you so much Cheri…”

-

Tag list - @ilovechickenwings @carlossainzwho @ipab @erikasurfer @soph1644

[thisbelongsto-nohbodys]

[Kid!Lily is dressed up in a costume as she exits the house with Polly and Frobo following]

Polly: You ready to go Trick-or-Treating, Tadpole?

Lily: YEA!! But um, where’s your costume? Don’t you need a dist-guise on Earth?

Polly: Nah, Halloween is the only time I and Frobs can go as is without people freaking out about “talking frogs”.

[Sashannarcy come onto the porch with Toddler!Percy and Baby!Maddi dressed up in their arms]

Marcy: Have fun with Aunt Polly, okay Lily-Pad.

Sasha: Come back with a good haul for the Candy Tax!

Anne: Don’t forget to call us if anything goes wrong or if Lily wants to come back, okay Polly?

Polly: Okay, don’t worry sis, she’ll be fine!

[Polly, Lily and Frobo start walking down the street]

Anne: You’ve put a tracker on Lily’s costume, right Mar-Mar? Just to make sure Polly doesn’t take her anywhere dangerous.

Marcy: Of course, tho’ it’s weird. It says they’re not only moving way over the speed limit for a person to walk but also through houses?

[Meanwhile, Polly is holding Lily as they ride Frobo as they fly]

Lily: Where are we going, Aunt Polly? Aren’t we trick-or-treating?

Polly: We are but I made a map of the best places to hit across LA for the good candy! Let’s go get the biggest pile of candy you’ve ever seen!

Lily: YEAH!!!

[brf-rumortrackinganon]

Good morning RTA, I understand that during this time, the institution make decisions about what they are going to do for this coming year…. I dont know if was about this time that they decided to give to archie and lilibeth the prince and princess title.(I'm not sure about the dates). So, my question about this last trip to Colombia is ¿H&M changed the the dates because something is going on and they are going to loose something during the month of October or November? my question goes because the VP announce Harry and Meghan where going to Colombia on November, not August. And I don't know if the change was because something else is happening, or a decision is going to take place during that time… The where so lucky to be in the Petronio Festival, I'm sure they didn't know about that festival in Cali (which is going to be perfect to use their PR as they please)

is a long ask, sorry for my english

So first (and most important), don’t ever apologize for your English! Your English is wonderful! Everyone who speaks/learns English as a second language speaks English wonderfully! It is most impressive that anyone has any grasp of English as a second language because of how f**ked up English spelling and grammar can be. I might offer corrections from time to time (like the whole Colombia/Columbia mixup) but that’s only because I want to do my little part to help anyone learn who wants to learn. You are doing great, anon.

I dont know if was about this time that they decided to give to archie and lilibeth the prince and princess title.(I'm not sure about the dates).

To put it simply, Archie and Lili have prince/princess titles by their birthright as grandchildren of a future monarch, but they didn’t get the titles or became eligible to use them until their grandfather actually became the reigning monarch. So Archie and Lili became prince and princess automatically on September 8, 2022 when Queen Elizabeth died and Charles became King. They just weren’t acknowledged by the BRF as Prince/Princess until March 2023, after Meghan told People Magazine that the kids had Royal titles.

(There’s a rumor that it took so long to confirm the kids had the titles because the Sussexes wanted the BF to announce it but they refused to so the Sussexes did it themselves in a story they gave to People Magazine about Lili finally being christened, which forced the BRF to acknowledge the titles.)

So, my question about this last trip to Colombia is ¿H&M changed the the dates because something is going on and they are going to loose something during the month of October or November? my question goes because the VP announce Harry and Meghan where going to Colombia on November, not August.

If you go back and look at the VP’s announcement, she doesn’t actually say that they will be visiting in November. What she actually says is that the Sussexes’ visit would be sometime before this conference being held. We assumed that meant they would travel in November, even though the Sussexes themselves said they would be traveling “later this summer,” which was understood to mean either August or September (summer in the northern hemisphere where they/most of their audience live).

Was that intentional? Did something change? I don’t really know.

But there is a new rumor that Meghan already has plans for something happening at the end of October and didn’t want to travel so closely in November to overshadow whatever this October thing is. Some of the gossip is saying that she might finally launch ARO then or she might have a magazine photoshoot to take Archie and Lili trick-or-treating, but there’s also gossip that she plans to be available to campaign in the presidential election as that is the last week/weekend before the election.

And I don't know if the change was because something else is happening, or a decision is going to take place during that time…

It’s just gossip for now, but there are several tarot readers and astrologists seeing a big decision involving an ending that takes place in October/November for the Sussexes, according to their charts and cards. Speculation (based on interpretation of their tarot cards) is divorce or the BRF taking titles or more excluded/exiled.

Again, it’s just gossip based on tarot and astrology, which is always subjective as everyone reads and interprets differently.

But the interesting thing about this is that since we know Diana was big into tarot readers and saw several/had her own. Because of that, and because we know the Sussexes likes to model themselves on Diana, it would not be unreasonable to think that they have their own tarot readers/astrologists to guide them and if they do have their own tarot readers or astrologists, it’s very possible they also see something happening to them in October/November and they rescheduled the Colombia visit for earlier to avoid whatever they think might be happening.

The where so lucky to be in the Petronio Festival, I'm sure they didn't know about that festival in Cali (which is going to be perfect to use their PR as they please)

I don’t think anyone in the US not of Colombia descent or from a Colombian community even knows what the Petronio Festival is. The only festivals that most Americans know (generally speaking) is Edinburgh Fringe, Glastonbury, Coachella, and Bonnaroo. Chronically online folks also probably know about the Fyre Festival. But Petronio? No idea and not anywhere close to our radar.

Which is unfortunate, because it sounds fantastic. Harry and Meghan could have done great work raising awareness of the festival and engaging more with participants but instead they just…randomly appeared with a children’s choir and Meghan wore a ball gown?

But yes, I agree with you on your last point - we’re going to see them promote the heck out of going to the festival and they may even try to leverage it for other travel. After all, they’re festival-going “royals” who love meeting and mixing with the local people, instead of the uppity hoity toity real royals who segregate themselves from the locals by chain-link fences.

[xx-alice-in-wonderland-xx]

modern au!The Last Of Us headcanons 🖤🍟

(characters: Ellie, Dina, Abby, lev, Yara)

birthdays (the year being 2024)

Ellie - May 31st 2005, she’s 19 years old

Dina - February 8th 2003, she’s 21 years old

Abby - July 15th 2000, she’s 23 years old

Lev - October 31st 2010, he’s 13 years old

Yara - August 24th, 2007, she’s 16 years old

Full names:

Elizabeth ‘Ellie’ Ashley Williams

Dina Miriam Levi

Abigail ‘Abby’ Lee Anderson

Lev Quý Wu (hate to put this but it used to be Lily Quang Wu)

Yara Chún Wu

Now for headcanons:

Ellie plays electric guitar

Dina is a better chef than Gordon Ramsey

Abby becomes a doctor and owns a hospital

Lev is emo/alt

Yara loves Shakespeare plays

Ellie grew up in foster care

Dina was a straight A student

Abby plays basketball

Lev plays Tomb Raider lol

Yara lives for animal crossing

Ellie is good at voice acting

Dina once ate ketchup straight from the bottle for a dare

Abby hates the word froth

Lev has ptsd from a game of spin the bottle lol

Yara is the overprotective older sister that always makes Lev text her where he is, every 30 mins

All 5 of them are best friends and live in the same neighbourhood

Ellie once gave Lev beer and got him hammered, let’s just say Abby never let her babysit lev ever again

Dina likes to travel

Abby adopted Lev after their mum kicked him out for being trans (She didn’t adopt Yara cause they’re best friends and Yaras old enough o look after herself)

Lev tried to get a vape off of someone and Yara caught him

Yara loves the beach

Ellie is the QUEEN of ‘that’s what she said’ jokes

Dina falls off the bed in her sleep because she rolls around

Abby has her nose pierced

Lev spoke in the tiktok language for 2 month straight when he went on it for the first time

Yara has a diary

Ellie taught JJ to swear (his first word was bitch)

Dina swears at Ellie in Hebrew and tells her she’s saying ‘I love you’ and shit 🤭

Abby once didn’t sleep for 2 days

Lev would listen to Nirvana thanks to Ellie

Yara is always cold

Ellie loves ALL the classic rock bands - Nirvana, Green Day, Foo Fighters, Rolling Stones, Black Sabbath, The Sex Pistols, Iron Maiden, AC/DC, etc

Dina listens to Coldplay and The Name Game from American Horror story (Dina, Dina, Dina, Bo, Bina, Banna Fanna, Fo Fina, Fe Fi Mo Mina, Dina!)

Abby won’t admit it, but she is a simp for Rihanna

Lev likes K-Pop lmao, his fav is TXT (he finds their songs relatable 😭)

Yara would like twice (thanks to lev lol)

Ellies lesbian

Dinas bisexual

Abby says she straight but questioning

Levs pansexual

Yaras straight

Ellie would have a twilight phase, and would be team Jacob, but then she hated it lmao

Dina is dyslexic

Abby takes Lev trick or treating on his birthday

Lev watches hearstopper

Yara watches Karen freak out videos

Ellie is so FUCKING picky when it comes to food

Dina always gets headaches

Abby has 2 beers a day

Lev goes on character ai

Yara likes to hide under Levs bed and grab his shoes to scare him (I do this to my siblings and they hate me lmao)

Ellie writes cheesy love songs for Dina

Dina and Ellie have matching tattoos

Abby rarely has her hair down

Lev plays the sims 4 lol

Yara is always tired for some reason

Ellie has 15 bottle of lucozade a day

Dina always has a cup of tea

Abby eats raw onions

Lev thinks he’s hard because he vapes and drinks monster lol

Yara doesn’t know half of the mischief Lev gets up to when she or Abby isn’t there

How I think they look irl (I found these on Google okay don’t judge me credit to the actual ppl)

Ellie:

Dina:

Abby:

Lev (I love Ian Alexander so fucking much LOOK AT THEM):

Yara:

[vanfleeter]

Trick or Treat // JTK

Characters: Dad!Jake x Tommy (son oc) x Fem!reader Warnings: Mainly fluff. Mentions of adult themes and allusions to sex.

Summary: The family goes trick or treating.

“Tommy!” Jake calls up the stairs. “Are you ready?”

Tommy comes bounding down the stairs, his long hair nearly covering his face. “Ready!” Jake hands him his coat and a hat before retrieving his car keys.

“No candy!” You call from the kitchen as you try to feed Lily in her highchair. Jake winks at Tommy before the two of them head out the front door.

–

Parking the car into an empty spot, Jake helps Tommy out of his car seat and follows him up to the doors of the Halloween store. Upon entering he’s immediately frightened by the witch who pops out at him. Jake chuckles and shakes his head. “Now you’re scared.” He says as he grabs Tommy’s hand and pulls him over to the kid section of the costumes.

“Aren’t we supposed to wait for Mommy to pick out costumes?” He says looking up at Jake.

“Yes, but I had an idea and I want to surprise Mommy.” Jake says as he reaches for a kid sized pirate costume. “Huh?”

Tommy eagerly nods his head and Jake hands him the packaged costume before moving onto accessories. He grabs a hat, an eye patch, a hook, and a belt and piles them all onto Tommy.

“Daddy..” Tommy groans.

Jake chuckles and removes the stuff from Tommy’s arms and carries them himself.

“Are we gonna match?” Tommy asks.

“Uh duh..” Jake says as he makes his way through the rest of the store and over to the adult section. He immediately covers Tommy’s eyes as they walk past the very adult costumes and uncovers his eyes once they make the adult pirate costumes. “Here we go.” He says as he picks out a pirate costume for himself.

They go over to the hats and he picks out a couple. He sets one on Tommy’s head and he laughs as it covers half of his face. “Too big?” Jake says with a chuckle.

“I think so, Daddy..”

Jake takes it off of Tommy’s head and puts it back on the rack. “Maybe we can just wrap a scarf around your head.” He says.

Paying for their costumes and heading back home, he sneaks them both into your shared bedroom and closes the door. A knock comes on the door a few minutes later as Jake is tying the head wrap around Tommy’s head.

“Jake? What are you doing in there?” He hears you call from outside in the hallway.

“Oh uh, it’s a surprise.” He calls.

“Why’d you lock the door?”

His head snaps around when he hears the doorknob jiggling. He sighs in relief when he remembers that he locked the door when he came in. “I said it’s a surprise.” He says.

“Jacob..”

“Babe, just trust me. You’re going to love it.”

“Yeah mommy, you love it!” Tommy exclaims.

“Tommy’s in there too?”

“Uh… Yeah..” Jake says slowly. “He’s helping me with the surprise.”

Hearing you sigh, he listens for your feet to walk away before he turns back to Tommy and finishes getting his costume together. Once he does, he orders him to stay on the bed and not leave the room, gently reminding him that it’s a surprise. He steps into the en suite bathroom and gets dressed in his own pirate costume and applies a little eyeliner. Coming back to the bedroom, he settles Tommy on the bed and gently applies a little eyeliner to his eyes as well.

“Alright, take a look.” He says as he lifts Tommy off of the bed and sets him on the floor.

Tommy runs over to the mirror and inspects every inch of his costume; he even brings his face up close to the mirror to look at the eyeliner that Jake had applied. Jake walks over and stands behind him.

“Do you like it?” Tommy shakes his head. “No?”

Tommy jumps into a pose; hands on his hips and a scowl on his face as he looks himself in the mirror. “I love it!” He exclaims, throwing his fists into the air. He spins around to face Jake. “Do I get a sword?”

Jake shakes his head. “No..”

Tommy’s shoulder slump and he groans. “But why not?” He whines. “You have one!”

“Yes, I do, but I’m not using it. That’s not a sword to be played with.”

Tommy huffs and crosses his arms over his chest. “Oh yeah? So then why was Uncle Joshy swinging it around the other night if it’s not a toy?”

Jake bends down to his level and rests his hands on Tommy’s shoulders. “Let me tell you something about Uncle Joshy that you mustn’t repeat to anyone else, got it?” Tommy nods his head. “Your uncle is an idiot.” He says, making Tommy giggle. “Never repeat that.”

Tommy nods his head. “Yes, sir.”

“Good.” Jake stands to his feet. “Ready to you mother our costumes?”

“Uh huh!”

“Alright, let’s go then.”

Jake unlocks the bedroom door and pulls it open. “Babe?” He calls. “Are you ready for the surprise?”

“Depends,” You call back from downstairs. “Will I be mad?”

“No?” Jake says. “I don’t think so?”

It was quiet for a minute before you responded. “Alright then.. Let me see this surprise.”

Walking out of the kitchen at the sound of their footsteps coming down the stairs, you freeze in the threshold when the two of them standing in the living room dressed in identical pirate costumes. Jake smiles and stands proudly beside Tommy.

“Pirates?” You say. “But I thought—you went out and bought pirate costumes?”

Jake nods his head. “I know you said you wanted to do a whole family thing but Tommy begged to be pirates and so.. I took him out to buy matching ones.”

“So that’s means Lily and I will just have to be–”

“Pirates.” Jake says. He brings a bag out from behind his back. “I bought a costume for you and for Lily.”

“Jake..”

“I know, I know. You already had ours bought but–”

“Next year, we'll be whatever I choose.” You say.

Jake nods his head. “Fair.”

“Which means you may or may not be wearing tights.”

Jake’s shoulders slump. “Babe, no..”

“Babe, yes.” You mock.

“You know those things give me wedgies.”

“Oh well, you should’ve thought of that before you changed the costumes for this year.” You say with a smirk before reaching for the shopping bags and heading up the stairs. “But you two do look adorable.”

—

After an hour of trick or treating, you decided to head back to the house with Lily to put her down for bed leaving Jake with Tommy, after he begged to keep trick or treating. “Just a few more houses, Mommy, please?” But of course, you–just like Jake–have troubles telling him ‘no’.

“Fine,” You sigh. “But you listen to your father and stay where he can see you, understand?”

“Yes, Mama.” Tommy says as he hugs your legs. “Thank you.”

“I’m taking the car,” You tell Jake.

“I'll order an Uber,” Jake says. “Or ask Sam to drive us–since we aren’t far from his street.”

Once you are gone, Jake turns to Tommy and winks. “Come on.” He grabs Tommy’s hand and together they go up to each remaining house on the street before going over to Sam’s street.

“Mommy said just a few more.” Tommy says.

“It’s Halloween,” Jake says as he picks up Tommy and sets him on his shoulder. “Time to have a little bit of fun.” He sets Tommy on the ground in front of another house and lets him run up to the door. He watches as he rings the doorbell.

By the time they reached the end of the block, nearing Sam's house, both pillow cases that they had brought to use were nearly full. Jake carried both over his shoulders as he followed Tommy down the sidewalk. As they approached Sam’s house, they could see him sitting out on the front porch with Rose at his feet as he passed out candy.

“Uncle Sammy!” Tommy calls as he runs up the driveway. Sam grins and hands off a candy bar to a little kid before setting the bowl of candy down on the ground and pulling Tommy in for a hug.

“Hey little man, what are you doing all the way over here?” Sam chuckles.

“I see you’re handing out the king sizes this year,” Jake says as he steps up onto the porch.

Sam’s jaw drops when he sees the two full pillow cases. “What did you do? Ransack the whole neighborhood?”

“Just about.” Tommy says with a giggle.

“Y/N is going to kill you when you get home.” Sam chuckles. “And let me guess, you need a ride back?”

“Yes.” Jake says as he sits down on the top step of the porch.

“Well then,” Sam says, handing the bowl to Jake. “Help me pass out the rest of this candy and I will drive you home.”

“Deal,” Jake says as he takes the bowl and rests in his lap.

Out of the twenty kids Jake handed candy out to, only two recognized who he and Sam were–and not by their costumes. Being who they are, they couldn’t deny the kids when they asked if they could take pictures with them.

–

Once all of the candy was completely passed out, Jake hands the bowl back to Sam and turns on the porch to call for Tommy but instead finds him curled up on the hay bale on the porch and fast asleep. He snorts and stands to his feet before walking up to Tommy. He scoops him up in his arms and carries him to Sam’s car as Sam carries the two pillowcases behind them.

Stepping into the house, Sam unloads the pillow cases onto the floor and says his goodbyes. Jake brings Tommy upstairs to his bedroom and lays him down in bed and starts to remove his shoes.

“Daddy?” Tommy groans as he wakes up.

“Come on bud, let’s get changed into your pajamas.”

Tommy pushes himself up right and pulls off the scarf wrapped around his head. “Daddy, can we eat some of the candy?”

“Tomorrow, right now it’s bedtime.”

“But it’s still Halloween.”

Jake shakes his head. “Halloween is over now buddy,” He says as he helps Tommy pull off his shirt. “It’s past midnight and you need sleep.”

“But I’m not tired..” He tries protesting.

Jake chuckles. “Tommy, you fell asleep in the hale bale on Uncle Sammy’s porch.” He helps him out of his shoes and pants and goes to retrieve his pajamas from the dresser. “Do you want dinosaurs or sharks?”

“Dinosaurs..” Tommy yawns. Jake grabs the dinosaur pajamas and goes back over to the bed. “And I only took a nap Daddy. I’m not even..” He yawns again and rubs his eyes. “...tired..”

“Mmhmm..” Jake hums as he gets Tommy dressed in his pajamas. “I promise that tomorrow after breakfast, we can go through your candy and you can have as much as you want.”

“You promise you won’t eat any of it like you did last year?”

Jake chuckles and nods his head. “I promise that I won’t touch a single piece.”

“And Mommy?”

“That I cannot promise.” He kisses his forehead and gently nudges him to lay down. “Now go to sleep.. I will see you in the morning.” He tucks him in and goes to stand from the bed.

“Daddy?”

“Yeah bud?”

“I had fun,” He says.

Jake smiles. “I did too.”

“Only 364 more days until next Halloween.” Tommy yawns before rolling over.

Jake scoffs and shakes his head. He shuts the light off and leaves the door open a crack before making his way back down stairs. He finds you sitting on the couch and scrolling through your phone.

“I figured you’d be in bed already.” He says as he sits down beside you.

You shake your head and place your phone on the side table. “Nope, I stayed awake waiting for you.”

“Oh?” His eyebrows perk up. “You haven’t done that in a while.”

“Mmm well, seeing you in this costume all night has been making me feel things.” You say as you climb into his lap.

“I’m not getting any sleep tonight, am I?” He says chuckling.

“Eventually.” You say leaning down to kiss him.

“God I love Halloween..” Jake moans as he flips the two of you over.

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[bejeweled-wahlberg]

S3 Ep28: Playing With Fire

It’s the Halloween episode! In this episode the KOTNB goes trick or treating. Phineas and ferb goes to an haunted house. Henry and sunny are running away from the mysterious headless horseman(Spoiler alert it’s Logan). Varina is upset that Kristy forced her to dress up as elphaba from wicked but Trin decided to help Vari to change her costume with a spell to dress up as Glinda the good witch of the north. Trin and red finds out that Niall Horan gave grace a potato…yes a potato

Varina belongs to @jokerislandgirl32

HAPPY HALLOWEEN MOOTIES🎃

[detectivesebcas]

Promptober Day 28- Horror Movie Night (AU, Post-STEM)

Prompt: horror movie night where someone gets scared

Warnings: none

“It’s scary movie night,” Sebastian announces as soon as they return from trick-or-treating.

With all of the changes their little family has gone through in the last year, he’s been eager to start implementing some traditions.   His past efforts have produced mixed results in terms of enthusiasm from Stefano and Lily, but this time they both seem to be fully on board.

Stefano goes to the kitchen to make popcorn, and Lily changes out of her costume.  Once she has sorted her Halloween candy into things that must be eaten right now and things that can wait a little bit, she plops down on the couch next to Sebastian.

“What are we watching?” she asks, tucking her feet underneath her and watching the screen, where Sebastian is scrolling through a seemingly endless array of movie possibilities.

“I’m not sure yet…” Sebastian says.

He hadn’t expected picking a movie to be so difficult, but Lily is eleven, and it seems like all the Halloween movies are either animated stories intended for younger kids or slasher films that would be more appropriate for a teenage audience…or maybe Stefano, but Sebastian isn’t going to go there.

Then a title catches his eye.  “Got it,” he says immediately.  “We’re watching Poltergeist.”

“It looks like an old movie,” Lily says, eyeing the title screen with suspicion.  “Are you sure it’s scary enough?”

“Oh, it’s scary alright,” Sebastian says.  “I saw it when I was nine, and I didn’t sleep for three weeks.”

Just the sight of the title screen takes him right back to those days, trying to convince his parents to leave the hallway light on and checking his closet door a dozen times to make sure it was really closed before jumping into bed, burying his head under the covers, and anxiously waiting for morning.

“So it is a really old movie,” Lily says, her fears clearly confirmed.

“How old do you think I am?” Sebastian asks.

Lily looks him up and down.  “Thirty-five,” she says, and her tone makes it clear that as far as she’s concerned thirty-five is positively ancient.

Sebastian laughs, because apparently he’s even older than Lily’s definition of ‘old’.

“I’ve never seen Poltergeist,” Stefano says, entering from the kitchen holding a bowl of popcorn.

“What?”  Sebastian is genuinely shocked.  “How?”

Stefano shrugs.  “I don’t think I was born when it came out.”

“Probably not,” Sebastian says, “but still…”

He scoots closer to Lily so Stefano can sit down on his other side and starts the movie.  Stefano leans over to turn off the lamp beside the couch, so the living room is almost completely dark except for the glow of the TV.

The movie begins, and Sebastian is already starting to feel like his nine-year-old self.  He wraps an arm around Stefano, leaning his head on Stefano’s shoulder while his eyes remain fixed on the screen.

They watch in silence at first, but Sebastian’s heart is pounding, not just at the scary parts, but every time he anticipates one of the scary parts, which is basically the entire movie.

“Oh no,” Stefano says about forty minutes in.  “Did you pick another movie where someone’s child is missing?”

Sebastian does have a special talent for doing that by accident, but right now that’s not at the forefront of his mind.

“That’s not even the worst part,” he says.

“Oh?  Then what is the worst part?” Stefano asks.

“The ghosts,” Sebastian says, thinking this should be obvious.

Lily snorts in laughter.

“What?” Sebastian prompts.  “You don’t think this is scary?”

Lily looks at him apologetically.  “It’s creepy, but the monsters don’t look very real.”

He glances over to Stefano, who nods in agreement.  “I don’t know if the special effects hold up.”

“But…” Sebastian sputters, pointing to the screen where one of the most intense and iconic scenes of the film is playing out.  “Are you guys even seeing this?”

Stefano pats him on the shoulder.  “I can see how this would have been frightening when you were nine, but haven’t you seen much scarier things since then?”

“I guess so,” Sebastian replies.  Some of the things he saw in STEM were pretty terrifying, but those memories feel different than this movie does.  He remembers the horrors of Union and Ruvik’s domain, but he was always so focused on saving himself or saving Lily that there was no time to be afraid, no time to dwell on any of it.

Here he can’t do anything, can’t help the people on the screen.  He can only sit and watch the horror play out before him, and that, plus the remnants of his nine-year-old imagination, makes this so much scarier.

Even if Stefano and Lily aren’t convinced, Sebastian’s eyes are glued to the screen for the rest of the movie, and when it ends he still feels jumpy, on edge.

Lily goes to bed without complaint, and after they’ve cleaned up and turned off all the lights downstairs, he follows Stefano up to their bedroom to turn in for the night.

“Are you going to be able to sleep?” Stefano asks playfully when he has finished undressing and brushing his teeth.

“I don’t know,” Sebastian says, only half-joking.  Then, “Are you guys ever going to let me hear the end of this?”

Stefano frowns.  “I expect Lily now has some very good ideas about pranks to play on you.”

“What about you?” Sebastian asks, giving Stefano a pointed look.  “Are you going to keep me safe from the ghosts?”

Just saying the word again brings up an image in his mind- long black hair and flowing white fabric, an eerie voice singing a haunting song…Anima.  He shivers.

Stefano is staring back at him, and he’s sure they’ve both had the same thought.

“Okay, maybe STEM was scarier than the movie,” Sebastian says, “but I still need you to make sure the closet door is shut before you come to bed.”

Stefano leans in to kiss him.

“I think I can manage that.”

[emeralddoeadeer]

trick or treat?

A little October 31st palate cleanser excerpt from Everlong Jily, thanks for the suggestion, Anon.

Lily doesn’t bother changing her clothes, simply envelopes herself in a warm coat and locks the door behind her, walking to the house around the corner.

The sound of children laughing catches her attention, a ladybird and a ninja zoom past her, a harried parent apologising as they follow diligently, a tote bag filled with treats rustling.

Leaves crunch underfoot, red, yellow, and brown, bringing a smile to her face; autumn is her favourite season.

Lily rings the bell, surprised when the bespectacled face that appears is forty years younger than she was expecting, “Trick or treat?”

James leans against the door frame, “You are always a treat Lil, you coming in?”

She follows him inside, the smell of wood burning draws her into the snug where she kicks off her shoes and removes her outer layer, before standing in front of the flames, replacing heat for heat, much to James’ amusement.

He loves that she makes herself at home here, a warmth spreading through him that has more to do with her than the fire in the grate.

“Where are your folks?”

“They went to Dotty’s, her grandkids are visiting, going round the doors here instead of their neighbourhood, Mum and Dad were invited along.”

She nods her head, the thought hadn’t even occurred to her to check, “I uh, got new locks and wanted to drop off a spare key, that’s why I’m here.”

He smiles at her sudden bashfulness, “You don’t need an excuse, I was dropping the car back… but I’m staying for dinner, and I reckon since you don’t have a functioning kitchen yet, you should too, but you’ll have to hang about until they’re back.”

Lily stands with her back to the fire, hands clasped behind her to gather warmth, she bites down on her lip looking back at him, the reflection in his glasses of flames dancing across the lenses.

He takes a step forward and then another, holding his hand out to her, “Come, we can shoot some pool while we wait, the doorbell is pretty loud so if anyone comes, we’ll hear it.”

She slips her hand in his, fingers threading together allowing him to lead her to the games room.

She bumps her shoulder against his, the table already has balls scattered, clear it’s been abandoned mid-match, “Yes, ok, I was playing myself, but it’s more fun to beat someone else so—”

Cut off by her swat, he retrieves the triangle and starts stacking the balls while Lily collects her preferred cue and chalks the tip.

“What are we playing for?” She asks, noticing the soft vocals over electronic music playing from the sound system, a song she hasn’t heard in years, ambient background music.

“How about, old school rules… winner gets a dare.”

Lily accepts his terms but insists she goes first potting two reds and a yellow and progressing around the board to pot another two reds, before narrowly missing the pocket.

Aside from the brief walk to her flat, runs shared in the park and the time together when she was poorly, this is the first real alone time James and she have had together in years.

Lily feels a current run through her, not from apprehension or discomfort but anticipation.

She watches as James lines up his shot, the sleeves of his grey Henley pushed up, tanned forearms already on show, muscles contracting as he arches his hand, altering the angle of the bridge.

“This is nice—” his voice cuts through her reverie, “—us… hanging out.”

Lily looks up to see him watching her, looking for a reaction to his words, tentatively taking his shot and moving to the next set-up.

This boy, this man, he has no idea what he does to her.

The yellow is potted but followed swiftly into the pocket by the white, James collects the cue ball and lays it in the semi-circle for Lily to take her shot, she stands in place, seemingly appraising the table for the best angle.

James walks back around to her side, pausing to see things from her perspective, see what she has planned.

She turns, her back against the long rail, hardly a gap between them, he smiles down at her, his dimple appearing, enjoying this dance, this game.

...

If you want the rest of the scene, click here for chapter 20. It's the one everyone waited a long time for.

xDoe

[fezwearingjellybananas]

knock knock! trick or treat!

- folk melody

Thank you! Have a WIP Snippet:

Magic was different in the north. Those who could use it were respected.

Central had feared magic once. It was why they had never seen eye to eye with her home. Why they had spent so long as enemies.

And then Hunter Zoloman had come to the throne, a magic user himself, and still his people were afraid of it. He used its fear to control them.

Caitlin could live with a husband who did not care for her.

She could not live with a king who refused to care for his people.

This is actually a fill for flufftober- day 14 Fantasy AU so as you can tell I'm definitely getting that one done on time, but in my defence I started it like 2 days before, wrote 5k, then it was the 14th and since I have been a little blocked? I think I figured out what to do while at work earlier though, I just wanted to get my gloves finished before I started writing, and they are now blocking on my desk so let's see how that goes.

It is a fluff fic. I just accidentally put plot in it and forgot allos don't need like a year to fall in love and the confusing myself trying to figure out a timeline and getting stuck on that bit was completely unnecessary, and also Hunter Zoloman being in it makes it sound like it shouldn't be a fluff fic, but I'm pretty sure someone's going to stab him by the end of this. That counts as fluff.

Anyway I don't think I've mentioned it so let's play guess the ship:

(And yes, I have existing fics with all those ships, though I think Caitlin/Ronnie has only appeared as a background ship rather than as part of the plot)

[Fic Writer Trick of Treat]

[whoiwanttoday]

I sorta wanted to save this post for tomorrow because I promise you these three won Halloween> They are basically the queens of Halloween by keeping it in their hearts all year round as far as I can tell. Halloween is a magic time of the year for those of us who care about it. On one hand, I can watch horror movies and not get the weird looks I do the rest of the year. Instead when I reveal I plan to spend the entire weekend with a bunch of friends watching horror movies and eating junk food people tell me how cool that is. In April I promise you that would nto be the reaction. You also get to play dress up which is just fun. You get to see everyone else play dress up. Just people are less uptight because it's a holiday with no actual significance to anyone other than you're supposed to have fun. There si no real baggage from religion or family drama cause it isn't one of those holidays. It's just that one where you got free candy as a kid and got to pretend you were a ninja or a princess. It's kind of hard to poison that. But if you didn't notice, friends come up a lot in this. Because it's not a family holiday, it's a friend one. You went trick or treating with friends. You watched scary movies with friends. Maybe you TPed someone's house with friends. I have a lot of Halloween memories and most of them involve my friends. Us on the basement floor splitting up candy. Us devising the perfect costume for that last year where we could carry extra masks in our bags, swap them around and then go back to hit the best houses again fro more of the good candy. Staying up late watching horror movies after trick or treating. Good stuff. So, I love that these three don't just put in a lot of effort into their costumes but they have the dedicating to group costumes. It elevates everything If I were to pick just one person this year it would be Lili Reinhart because she looks phenomenal in that Harley Quinn costume. The thing is though, it's so much better because Poison Ivy and Catwoman are there. I didn't even love the Gotham Sirens comic but you know what, they are a matched set now because of it and it makes for a stronger costume. And that goes with all their old costumes. A Powerpuff Girl is just a brightly colored dress. all three is amazing. One of the witches from Hocus Pocus? People might not even know who you are. All three? Dynamite costume. Cause all that ill gotten candy? Those full sized snickers bars we got three of because we were greedy little assholes? It tasted so much better cause I got it with my friends. So they won Halloween but I am not waiting to post them because who knows what tomorrow will bring. Maybe I'll just post them again. Today I want to fuck Camila Mendes, Lili Reinhart, and Madelaine Petsch.

[voidsuites]

i feel like such a little stalker right now but my notifications are on for your blog so that’s why i’m so early i suppose. anyway, halloween ideas.

meeting steve at the halloween part but minus nancy cause this is about us and not her.

or going to the party with steve, like in nancy’s place with you both having matching outfits obvi.

helping steve supervise the party as they go trick-or-treating much to steve’s dismay of being the babysitter.

either tashi or art maybe taking lily out for the first halloween as a family. (personally i would prefer art cause mike faist 🫦 but it’s obviously totally up to you.)

tashi dragging studious user to a halloween party.

or user dragging a studious art to a halloween party (that big was such a fucking nerd and you can’t convince me otherwise.)

these are so bad but it’s late where i am and these are the first things to my mind so sorry <3

— 🪩

being a notif stalker is so real bc i try not to immediately like a post whenever one of my moots posts something but yk what. yolo

hehehehehehehee these are good too 😭 i love the idea of dragging art to a halloween party and his ass just not wanting to be there 💀 but he’d do anything for you so he’ll suffer through it HAHA. and steve at tina’s party before it goes to shit would be sm fun to write too. thank you!!!!

[evesaintyves]

Trick or treat! 🍭

thank you @annabtg !!

i know you like jily so im writing you a @jilymicrofics i guess? i've never really written these two characters before except as guest appearances but here goes

(863 words)

Scouring charms were invented by a man, it's obvious, because it takes about nine passes to get the dried-up spat-out Pablum off the wall. James thinks the mess is cute and she should leave it—it's almost like art, he said once, the spatter-pattern of flecks on the wallpaper. He was raised with house-elves and never learned to clean. Right, our little Jackson Pollock, Lily muttered, and James didn't know what she was talking about.

Every day he disappears into the box room and polishes a broom he hasn't ridden in months. Sometimes the two of them duel in the back garden, with Harry in his highchair behind an iridescent bubble of defensive spells. James rarely gets a shot past Lily, but when he does, Harry cackles in his strangely bawdy toddler way and smacks the biscuit crumbs around on his tray. It can feel a bit like they're ganging up on her. James swaggers up, clears up her boils or whatever else he's hexed her with, and then murmurs in her ear, why don't we put him in his cot and have a lie down?

It wasn't so long ago that she'd have giggled and dragged him upstairs by the hand. Now she says I really ought to degnome the garden, they're digging up all our leeks, and for just a second there's a look on his face like he might suggest they just do it right here in the garden, but he doesn't. He doesn't offer to help, either. He scoops Harry up, takes him off to build a castle with the blocks she's always somehow stepping on. She zaps the gnomes with disproportionate venom and spends most of the afternoon outside.

This life looks so much like what she'd imagined, little cottage, ivy climbing round the door, kitten and baby and husband cuddled up in the big downy bed, but it feels so different—like when you look at a photograph and your face is asymmetrical and weird, different from the mirror, familiar but wrong. These curtain-twitching, lay-low, you're joking me Mad-Eye he's been a mate since forever days of known unknowns and unknown unknowns and nightmares, constantly, of being chased; worse, almost, this ennui of stuffing nappies down the overflowing bin and picking up the hundred socks James somehow peels off daily.

When she was a girl, the morning glory on the chain-link fence used to turn their purple faces to follow her. She still remembers, and sometimes recites in her head, the fussy formulas for wolfsbane, veritaserum, the little trick for making a paste of aconite with the side of her knife.

Even Petunia, these days, is leaving her boy with a sitter and going to cocktail parties, holidays by the sea—that's what Mum said in her very last letter, anyway. She sounded so proud. Lily used to think she'd done well for herself, pulled off quite a trick, married for love and got money in the bargain, but now she might as well be in some pebbledash in Cokeworth, sweeping the kitchen lino. At least she'd get to go out to the shops.

Ten scouring charms later, she can still feel the grit of cereal bits when she runs her nails over the wall. The wallpaper's going discoloured, there, and it's hard to tell anymore what's paisley and what's Pablum. Lily half-remembers a story she read, or maybe heard about, where a woman falls ill and goes spare looking at the wallpaper in her sickroom. The thing is, Lily can't imagine being bedridden, going mad. Who has the time? Who would do the laundry?

I feel like a waste of talent, she whispers to James that night, in that shifting awkwardness before sleep, when she's wondering if he'll reach for her and trying to decide if she wants him to. This time he does: slides his hand down her arm and interlocks his fingers with hers.

You're not a waste of anything, he tells her. He presses a kiss to her neck and then buries his nose in the hair behind her ear. After a minute: This isn't a waste. It's like school. Like detention. We just have to get through it so we can go on with life.

I never got detention, she says.

Well, I'm sorry. You missed a lot of fun.

Lily snorts.

Seriously, James says. Maybe I'm just stir-crazy, but I actually miss it.

You just miss chatting shit with Sirius.

Well yeah, all right? But I miss those times. Even the boring, shitty times. One of these days—

Lily rolls her eyes. Oh, stop.

—No, let me finish, one of these days Harry will be off at school and we'll be moaning, oh, I miss when he was just little, getting peas in the carpet—

You're not the one cleaning up the peas.

Well, you're better at that sort of thing. But I do about three-quarters of the nappies.

Lily sucks her teeth. That's true.

See, he says, sounding delighted. We agree!

Harry and the kitten are both snoring, and five minutes later, James is too. When Lily finally closes her eyes, the paisley-swirls and speckles are there inside her eyelids.

[therealvinelle]

trick or treat :3

You get a trick!

Behold, the original outline for the fic that @theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin have been working on for the past three months, that has consumed our entire existence and made us cast aside all our other fics:

Start of the semester, Dippet gets up to introduce the new exchange student: Asgeir Thorstensen!

“He’s in Slytherin, but not because Slytherin’s for evil people. So he’s in Hufflepuff, where the socialists are. But he’s your roommate.” 

“What?”

“Have you heard of planned economy, Tom?”

“Well, Asgeir, let’s take a tour. Oh, you’re in every OWL class. That’s nice. Not sure how it’s possible, but that’s nice.”

No, no, he’s TA-ing because he’s actually done with the curriculum in every class.

“Then why are you here?”

Tom’s friends suddenly like Asgeir better

Tom loses standing in the Slug club, he’s just there to look beautiful now. No networking for you, Tom.

“Oh Tom, we made you a prefect before we knew Asgeir would be attending the school. Terribly sorry, but we can only have so many and would you mind handing over the badge?” “We’re not even in the same house!”

Asgeir introduces skiing to Hogwarts, they stop the Quidditch tournament and replace it with a ski race. Tom has to participate. Everybody laughs when he falls on his face.

Tom comes across a giant dead snake in the hallway. Myrtle’s dead body is next to it. It’s gross. On the wall is “Tom Riddle left this here and I am Tom Riddle”. Tom has to get rid of the evidence.

Asgeir comes to gloat. SO, CAN’T KILL MYRTLE NOW CAN YOU BECAUSE SHE’S ALREADY DEAD.

“The fuck is wrong with you”, Tom is convinced this guy is a Nazi 

Tom tries to tell his friends first, doesn’t work out. He then goes to Dumbledore, doesn’t work out

Lily point of view: her son Harry is terrible at school and it’s getting embarrassing

Lily ends up having to take care of the acromantula which, sadly, also eats Myrtle. Somehow. Some bloke named Tom Riddle is blamed for this. 

An American auror comes in, “I have a gun.” His name: John Magnum.

The Tom Riddle guy makes a scene when Magnum shows up, “you’re a fucking nazi, aren’t you? I know it!”

“No… but my gun eats nazis” the American says this while pulling out another gun from his coat. With each line delievery, he pulls out a new gun from an increasingly unlikely place (we’re at nostril holster by the end of this)

(Accidentally shoots Myrtle when the gun goes off during this conversation)

Lily decides to talk to this Tom Riddle guy, since the Myrtle Warren thing has been bothering her, can’t put her finger on why

“Have you ever tried leaving Hogwarts?”

They walk off the edge of the world and fall, until they land in the 21st century and in the middle of a wizardy lab.

The fic is called Asgeirs eventyr, which translates to Asgeir's Adventure. We have written 329707 words, and it's not done.

(And no, The Man Who Would Be King will not be updated until after Asgeir is done because the fics are now compliant with each other. We're playing with the idea of a crossover.)